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00:06I now pronounce you not husband and wife.
00:08I fucking love you.
00:09I fucking love you.
00:10I think we need a safe word.
00:12Janet Reno!
00:13Janet Reno!
00:15New year, new us.
00:16We can renew our vows.
00:18Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
00:22From bang to boom.
00:25How long until you can fix me?
00:27I don't recognize you.
00:29Saddens me that a daughter would accuse her own mother.
00:33She is lying about the lying.
00:35Les, promise me a minute.
00:36I'll give you 20.
00:37What's the stop nails exposing me?
00:39You're tiny?
00:40Your dad and I are working through some issues.
00:43I've miniaturized you on purpose.
00:46You're dead.
00:49I did it!
00:51I run this lab now.
00:52Are you going to let me in?
00:53This is life or death, Martin.
00:54Magoo could eat her.
00:55Why marry a man?
01:24That's it!
01:25Richie, that's it!
01:26Play dead!
01:26Play dead!
01:27I might play.
01:28Hey, Magoo.
01:30Huh?
01:32Yeah, you want this, don't you, big boy?
01:35Yeah, who's my cutie patootie?
01:38Who's my fluffy, wuffy boy?
01:41Do I punch it in the nose first, or is that just sharks?
01:45Fuck it.
01:59It was you or me, Fuzzfuck.
02:13You risked your life for me.
02:15No other soul on earth has done that except for my mother during childbirth.
02:19I was a breach, but you, Lindy Littlejohn, you chose, which was unexpected, and I mean
02:29that as a compliment.
02:31I owe you my life.
02:34You've saved my life multiple times, Richie.
02:37And I would happily do so over again.
02:39Why?
02:41Do not say for love, or for the love of love, or quote Shakespeare, for I will continue
02:47to taketh from you, Richie, and not giveth in return.
02:51Behold, Lindy Littlejohn, am I witness to thee shattering a behavioral pattern?
02:57Can we just call it even?
03:00Even, Stephen.
03:01I do have one more thing.
03:03Um, it's just a favor, and it's not dangerous, I promise.
03:06Are we breaking another behavioral pattern?
03:10What do you know about TikTok?
03:16Lindy!
03:17Lindy!
03:19Lindy?
03:21Magoo?
03:22Oh.
03:26Oh, she's good.
03:29She's very good.
03:31Lindy?
03:32Lindy, let's talk.
03:35No tricks.
03:36You have my word.
03:41Ow.
03:43Oh.
03:47At least you didn't get me in my good eye.
03:49Okay, no sudden moves.
03:51Nothing up my sleeves.
03:53For real this time.
03:56So talk!
03:58Could you lower the bow?
04:02Okay, I came here to apologize, but I'm not going to.
04:07Because I have something better than just words.
04:10Dr. Carmichael's colon a grand gesture?
04:12I can make you big again.
04:16You said that, and then you tried to kill me!
04:19Well, I was provoked, but that's not the point.
04:22I did it, Lindy.
04:24I really did it.
04:25I can make you big again, and all of this can be over.
04:28Lindy, I can.
04:29And I will.
04:30I promise.
04:32Fine.
04:34Do it.
04:35Make me big again.
04:36Let's end this.
04:36Oh, look.
04:37I'm so happy to hear you say this, but, um, there's a small problem.
04:41Do I need to raise my bow?
04:42No.
04:42No, but I'm going to need you to break into the lab tonight and steal the formula and wipe
04:52the service, because Hilton is selling my tech to the military, and he's packing up
04:57the lab, and everything will be gone by morning, and I will be arrested if I set foot in the
05:01building, and only a person of your size can access the chemical freezer, which is going
05:05to be dangerous, but I have complete faith in you and your astounding miniature abilities,
05:09and thereby our mission will inevitably be a rousing success, and you will be big again,
05:13and we can return to our normal lives.
05:27What am I supposed to do with that, wear it as a crown?
05:30Wear it as my wife?
05:33I tried so hard to prove my worth to the world, and I lost sight of the one person who
05:39never
05:39needed proof, you, you, Lindy, you are my forever person, so what do you say?
05:49Please say yes.
05:54Fine.
05:56I will do it.
05:57I have to.
05:59But then Les?
06:02This?
06:02You and me?
06:04We're over.
06:05No.
06:07No, no, no.
06:08No.
06:08Oh, after all this?
06:10Because of all this.
06:12Why?
06:13Why?
06:13What?
06:15Les, uh, it's been a journey.
06:17It was an accident, then I did it on purpose.
06:20I'm so close, a day or two tops, to maybe a few months, then a 30-day deadline.
06:26Then I can make you big again, but good luck with Magoo, too.
06:29I will make you big again, but you have to do all the illegal, dangerous work.
06:33And then, the big sell, we can go back to our normal fucking lives.
06:40Please hear me when I say, fuck you!
06:44I am done.
06:46We are done.
06:48It's over.
06:49No, I reject this.
06:50I love you.
06:51It's been bumpy, but, but, but it'll be different.
06:54No, it won't.
06:55We bring out the worst in each other.
06:59Can't you see that?
07:00I understand that, I understand that you need time and space to process what happened.
07:05No, I need the time and space to process me and what I want.
07:09I already know what happened.
07:11We make a great team, remember?
07:12Please don't say it's over.
07:18Les, we had a good run.
07:21Too much has happened.
07:23Let's just get the formula, get me big, and then get on with our lives.
07:30Please.
07:40I wanted to give you your privacy.
07:43I just, I didn't know where to go.
07:45My heart is breaking.
07:47I mean, I think we've all come so far.
07:51Mary, mother of Christ.
07:55He told me I thought I was prepared, but I am not.
08:00Hi, Martin.
08:02Hi, Martin.
08:03Richard!
08:04He did that to himself.
08:06I did.
08:06I told her about the small problem.
08:10And?
08:11She's in.
08:12Oh.
08:13She's also out.
08:16I don't understand what that means.
08:18It, just, what's the fucking plan?
08:21That's what it means.
08:24Everybody, here are my thoughts.
08:26Operation Restoration is underway.
08:28This is the plan.
08:32Martin, Bagman, will deliver our secret weapon.
08:35Secret weapon?
08:36It's me.
08:37Me, Richie.
08:44Relax.
08:45It's pizza.
08:48Emotes.
08:51Me.
08:53Who ordered this?
08:55Oh, oh, oh.
08:57We will communicate via tactical comms using phones and laptops.
09:00Richard Operations will send an invitation.
09:03I will be in your ear with precise instructions.
09:07Okay, Martin.
09:09Don't panic.
09:09Keep it together.
09:10She's scary.
09:11She's terrifying.
09:13Sir.
09:14Who?
09:15Who?
09:17Janet!
09:18Me.
09:19I, um, I did.
09:30Janet, inside man, will ensure easy entry.
09:34Janet.
09:36Why are you still here?
09:38Um.
09:38You should be out celebrating with what's left of the team.
09:41Uh-huh.
09:42Um.
09:43Damn it, Janet.
09:44Why?
09:44Just lie.
09:45Let's be kind.
09:46Um.
09:46I was hungry.
09:48I was just finishing up.
09:51No, I, no, I choked.
09:53It's okay.
09:53You did damn it.
09:54Getting back to it.
09:56Smells delicious.
09:58Pepperoni?
09:59Um.
10:00Yes?
10:01St. Louis style.
10:03Cracker thin.
10:04Square cut.
10:06Prevail cheese.
10:08Weird yet scrumptious.
10:12It's very specific.
10:13May I?
10:14Um.
10:15Y-y-y-you may?
10:17Pepper.
10:20Oh, God.
10:21Lindy, hide.
10:23Liz, where are you?
10:24Under.
10:25I'm serious.
10:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
10:28Fuck.
10:28I thought.
10:29I thought.
10:44I thought.
10:52Enjoy.
10:57Secret weapon in.
10:59Secret weapon is greasy fucking hot.
11:03Jesus.
11:04Go,UI.
11:10lindy secret weapon will breach the chemical freezer and procure the vials of restoration
11:16um wow it's it's nice to meet you mrs little john sorry to stare it's just yeah i'm a marvel
11:29i know janet so uh this is the chemical freezer just there janet proceed with wiping the servers my
11:35legacy will remain mine um on it your ego is going to kill me no my ego is going to
11:43save me
11:43i am going to save me there is no i lindy and t there is the way i spell it
11:48perhaps it's best we
11:49just remember we're all on the same team temporarily absolutely guys can we sidebar the relationship
11:54issues right now the relationship issues are why we're here martin coup de grace martin wheelman
11:59we'll drive a getaway car and we're home free operation restoration complete thoughts complete
12:06okay can we stay on task oh no one wants this done more than me yes lindy message received i
12:11know
12:25come in okay great third shelf from the bottom file rf19er alpha and beta and hold on what what's
12:36happening are you okay yeah i'm fine i'm just putting on my gear so i don't die of hypothermia
12:40in here oh god okay good good but but maybe a hurry that's tick tock no kidding if hilton finds
12:48you
12:48i'm aware of the stakes less i am the stakes if i may offer counsel by way of dr carmichael's
12:55words of
12:55wisdom reflect before you respond to avoid regret fuck that bitch we're done with her limericks
13:03on that we agree i don't mean to shut the fuck up richard
13:19what
13:20what
13:23well it's like a little close the fuck maybe edit this part out okay will do and curtains up
13:31hi hello my name is lindy littlejohn you may know me from the controversies surrounding the
13:37authorship of the new yorker short story untitled on purpose and i want to come clean
13:45i did not write that story uh all started as a misunderstanding my insecurity and frankly
13:53lack of self-worth led me to take credit when in fact it was written by my student jackie baldwin
13:59so my daughter lulu was telling the truth so if you're gonna come for anyone you come for me
14:06hashtag fuck you bring it and finally i am rescinding my own pulitzer
14:10yeah just before the board can take it back i i you know what maybe i'll win another one someday
14:18oh love the positivity uh yeah that's it thank you
14:25good for you tiny mom
14:34attention everyone these are secure bodies please every half hour from 8 a.m. in the front
14:57okay i'm here third cell from the bottom okay you're looking for romeo foxtrot one niner
15:03yeah i got it colonel colon
15:05too soon that's too soon and disrespectful i'm just trying to be annoying
15:15there's nothing here yeah see you're making space colonel jokes and you're not listening and precision is going to tank
15:20this mission
15:21romeo foxtrot 19 alpha beta not fucking here fuck has to be there they are not okay romeo
15:28foxtrot one niner you can keep saying nato nonsense numbers but the precise vials are not here lindy there is
15:37no operation restoration without those vials okay the plan will not work
15:42what do you mean it won't work
15:44fuck
15:47less
15:48oh dear mama
15:49um
15:49look it has got to work i do not want to be small forever i am not going to die
15:54tiny there has to be a way
15:55you are a little genius remember so go inside the workshop of your mind
15:59and think
16:09it's as if the whole world is holding its breath
16:17everyone hear my thoughts operation restoration is still underway this is the revised plan i will synthesize
16:24a new batch of the restoration formula but i would need access to the building and to the um chemical
16:30freezer
16:30lindy secret weapon you will push the door release button inside the freezer which is located at the base of
16:36the door
16:36check
16:37janet inside man is going to get me into the building via the service entrance
16:42janet
16:44janet
16:44janet do you copy
16:45um
16:46um i'm trying to wipe the servers but the password isn't working
16:51they have access to the servers they have access to the formula
16:54yeah
16:55awesome
16:56we might have
16:58a bigger problem
16:59bigger
17:00um
17:01what
17:02janet
17:02spit it out
17:03janet be specific
17:05specifically hilton has shrunk an entire military convoy
17:07tiny tanks
17:08tiny missiles
17:09tiny assortment of very bad weaponry
17:11general fuckface
17:12if hilton has the missing files then tiny tanks become big tanks
17:17tiny missiles become big
17:18yes janet i know
17:19less
17:20i don't don't don't say it i fucked it
17:22but i can un fuck it
17:25you were right
17:26i don't want to be right about this
17:29i kind of like being right
17:29well maybe sometimes but not about this
17:32can we get back to the un fuck it part please
17:35everyone here are my thoughts
17:36here's the new revised plan
17:41we're going to blow up the lab
17:44um
17:45we're all bound for the dungeons of fate
17:48jesus crickets
17:48what
17:49what
17:50what the
17:51are you
17:53blow up the lab how can you even do that
17:55well the building is sitting on a literal bomb
17:58it's a thermal energy storage tank in the basement
18:01no no that's not
18:05my legacy remains mine you said
18:07yeah well
18:09i mean
18:14fuck it
18:16fuck it
18:17yeah
18:17it's not worth it
18:19you big first
18:20blow up the building second
18:22my prize
18:25tbd
18:26i've proven to myself i can do it
18:29that's enough
18:30last
18:31are you sure
18:32through the extremest of circumstances
18:35carmichael's limericks and my priority
18:37wait is someone crying
18:40no
18:41okay okay richard we need to move fast
18:43janet inside man
18:44abort the service
18:46and focus on um the thermal storage tank
18:49and crank the valves to high and that'll give us what
18:52uh maybe 30 minutes
18:54um
18:54you want me to blow up the building
18:57yes
18:58turn up the valves release the pressure lock and get out janet
19:01what about letting you in
19:03do the tank and go and
19:04lindy's secret weapon make your way to the lobby
19:06and buzz me in through the service entrance via the security desk
19:09the desk with the security guards
19:11yes leave it to me
19:12i can distract the security guards
19:14see i'm the labs fire safety officer
19:16as a this is a long story
19:19as a young rich
19:20richard richard richard richard good god
19:24stand by for fire alarms
19:48stand by for fire alarms
19:53i wanted to disclose that as per company policy
19:55aww richie
19:57richard i have no words
20:00neither do i
20:07no
20:21no
20:22no
20:23yes
20:25i'm done
20:26what
20:27with the game
20:29in a way
20:33wait what the fuck
20:51janet colgate
20:52physicist
20:53feminist
20:56celiac
20:57you're on instagram
21:00emos pizza is not gluten free certified
21:12yeah i'm here
21:13some guesses it's green button
21:17good guess i'm in
21:34good guess i'll do
21:37good guess i'll take it
21:44good guess i'll take it
21:46what
21:47what
21:49fuck
21:55let's go wait what what's gone uh the equation my equation for the formula yeah but you remember it
22:02right we're right yes oh jesus okay you wrote it on the bedroom wall right oh holy shit yes i
22:13did
22:13yes i did uh richard you need to get upstairs right now copy that
22:21i shall bring all my force to bear you again oh
22:28it's me richard yeah from the lab what the long long story and i happily oh
22:34ew did you want my mom like bang tiny huh no i pride myself on being a john is that
22:40lulu
22:40lulu did she say bang yeah who are you talking to that's the smash and grab team your parents
22:47martin and janet what oh why are you home sorry i missed that richard you assured me that this
22:53connection would be strong it is it is it is we'll talk up later lulu i need you to be
23:02my legs arms and
23:03eyes whatever okay this is so fox tiny richard yeah it is
23:15is this a moat oh my god my parents went completely insane they were trying to kill each other what
23:22richard oh my god it's gonna be fine i think it is gonna be fine it's fine and richard don't
23:27be so
23:28theatrical so lulu what i need you to do i need you to text me a photo of the equation
23:33on the wall
23:34across from the foot of the island bed you mean like get in the water there's power strips and
23:40lights hanging above it it's safe uh and it's very important because i need to make mom big again and
23:45save the world it's all order nice pot she should be wearing waders no no just be careful and and
23:51be
23:52quick let's be very quick hey wait uh are you sure less she'll be fine daughter found electrocuted in
24:00parents bedroom moat not funny
24:16are you worried about the last line huh no no no of course not can you help him tiny richard
24:27physicist sadly i was absent that day uh no i'm not worried at all because i remember it
24:35and uh yeah you did great lulu just get out of the water now
24:47you are brilliant your mind is strong
24:52you got this it's in your brain so just let it fall into your hands
25:03their miniature wife will not explode and die explode and die ah no i'm not it's not i'm kidding
25:11everyone's listening i'm kidding uh smash and grab him vivian's on the move
25:18figure wrapping out
25:25oh shit less oh less of course he's in the building sneaky sneaky not so sneaky
25:38he mentioned you were having marital issues fuck off it's nice to meet you too
25:44mrs little john i look forward to adding you to my collection yeah nice to meet you too scary giant
25:54bitch name calling is impolite tiny toxic tart
26:08t-minus maybe 10 minutes before the alarms go off okay martin wheelman you're up prepare for the great
26:15escape i think the getaway would be a better reference richard operations shut it
26:26i choked again empty battery
26:32whoa i'm the new wheel man tiny richard do you have a driver's license almost
27:11i don't think i can test these on her first
27:14oh i don't think i can
27:15i can still hear you oh i'm kidding i'm just kidding of course i can
27:21lindy lindy lindy lindy lindy come in lindy anyone got eyes or ears on lindy
27:27mom hello hello mrs littlejohn hello okay i'm heading out
27:31attention
27:33attention evacuate buildings immediately
27:44lindy
27:44oh no oh no oh no that's company property
28:03you checked all my boxes until you didn't your ego is untenable
28:20down goes giant toxic tart
28:34let me guess only a person my size can uh unfortunately it's tick tock right
28:45i believe in you
28:47i believe in you
28:48wait what
28:49last i
28:54here i am alone
28:57again
29:00well
29:03you gotta do it i mean you must you must you gotta get down there you gotta get the
29:07fucking files and he he dropped and now i have to oh i'm the only person in the world this
29:13size
29:13who can
29:15who can so
29:16not anymore
29:28you're tiny
29:29you're tiny
29:29ah
29:31a grand gesture
29:34colin holy
29:35fuck
29:35new year new fucking us
29:39ah
29:41let's do it together
29:45but did you
29:47hi
29:48me too
29:48attention
29:50thermal energy tech breach
29:52evacuate buildings immediately
29:55repeat
29:56immediately
29:57um
30:04are we crazy
30:07fuck him
30:10fuck it
30:12fuck it
30:13oh
30:15why
30:25critical
30:27critical
30:28critical
30:28evacuate
30:29immediately
30:30critical
30:33evacuate
30:34immediately
30:36critical
30:37critical
30:38evacuate
30:39immediately
30:40Nuno
30:41Vivian
30:41Vivian?
30:43Where are they?
30:48Where are they?
31:33Where are they?
31:36Tiny too?
31:36You do not have a license.
31:38What?
31:39Are you going to like tiny ground me?
31:43Fuck it.
31:44Drive.
31:44Let's go.
31:44Let's go.
31:45Let's go.
31:47Jesus Christ, Les.
31:49Oh, Dr. Little John.
31:51I did it myself.
31:51Look at that, though.
31:58Oh, so this is our last tiny moment as tiny people.
32:04What a ride.
32:06What a ride.
32:07Ride's not quite over yet.
32:08One last step.
32:09One last step for me.
32:12So there's an infinitesimally small chance that I did not mix the formula correctly.
32:21What?
32:22Yeah, I never mixed it myself.
32:24Les.
32:25Yeah, I'm very, I'm very confident.
32:27What are you saying?
32:28Are you saying that if you're wrong, that we...
32:31No, no, no, not we.
32:32Me.
32:32Me.
32:33I'm going to test the formula myself first.
32:36No.
32:37No, I don't want you to...
32:39I won't.
32:40I won't.
32:40And we won't.
32:41You won't.
32:42It's...
32:43Lindy, you're the love of my life.
32:47Are you saying goodbye?
32:48Is this a goodbye?
32:50Because you think that we're going to...
32:51That you're going to...
32:52The truth is, I don't know.
32:54I don't know if it'll work.
32:56I believe it will.
32:58But I don't know.
33:00And, uh, I owe you the truth.
33:04It's not, it's not goodbye.
33:06It's just in case.
33:07It's just in case.
33:10You explode.
33:12Dad's exploding?
33:14No!
33:15No, no, no, honey, no.
33:17But you just said...
33:18Infinitesimally small, I said.
33:20Just in case, you said.
33:23Look, can't you guys just both stay small forever?
33:27I can take care of you.
33:29Oh, honey.
33:32We love you for saying that.
33:34But that's, that's, that's very unrealistic.
33:37We're worried about unrealistic now.
33:40Dad!
33:40Your mom is right, okay?
33:43We're not pets, we're parents.
33:45And we're focusing on the one in a million negative results.
33:48Your father's right!
33:49And like he always says, we have to trust the math.
33:52And his memory.
33:54Which is good!
33:56Pretty good?
34:03I'm gonna need some serious fucking therapy if this doesn't work.
34:06So when I get to full size, um, start the three-minute countdown and wait outside.
34:13And if I get to three, uh, when I get to three minutes, I will have reached limitless stabilization.
34:20And then we can all go to Mandy's and, and enjoy milkshakes together.
34:24And then we can all go to the other, okay?
34:27Okay?
34:29Sure.
34:31Okay.
34:33Two drops.
34:34Like you learned in your science classes.
34:37Right.
34:38My science classes.
34:41Tiny dad?
34:43I dropped out of school.
34:44I'm going to community college.
34:46Wait, what?
34:59Start the timer.
35:00You dropped out of school?
35:03Uh, we can talk about it at Mandy's.
35:05Did you know about this?
35:06We'll talk about it in three minutes.
35:09Lindy, I...
35:10Hey, tell me in three minutes.
35:17You told your dad.
35:19That was a tactical info dump.
35:22I see what you did there.
35:23Yeah, um, he needed a distraction.
35:27That was kind of you.
35:29Like your TikTok.
35:32Yeah?
35:35Yeah.
35:42How you doing in there?
35:43Yeah.
35:47Yeah, doing good.
35:48All good.
35:51Love you both.
36:03Go get a pen.
36:05Go get a pen.
36:35Hi.
36:37Hi.
36:54That's three minutes, Dad.
37:03Dad?
37:07Look!
37:22Limitless stabilization.
37:24Limitless stabilization.
37:43Hi.
37:45Hi.
37:56nice use of the safe word wow if there was ever a time
38:07so hi hi okay everyone's still waiting in my room so are we gonna restore tiny richard or
38:15is he less annoying tiny he's kind of annoying big or small but he is a good scientist yes we
38:22know
38:22speaking of yeah whatever makes you happy makes me happy
38:30i know that you don't totally mean that but thank you restored dad
38:39i don't want to know i'll let him out after
38:51how do we end up here look at our our house
38:58i want our marriage to work our new revised version of marriage
39:10i do too my ego has been revised you will never be last again and my accountability has been revised
39:20i will never blame you again only me and grand gestures
39:26oh you have out grand gestured yourself i think we both have
39:33let's do this thing let's do this thing
39:39and my engagement ring i'll dredge the moat
39:49i um
39:52i had
39:56i have this idea it's kind of a big idea tiny big idea
40:03i feel like i have to write it on my own
40:08and i'm thinking that the working title might be
40:16the miniature wife
40:25oh
40:31yeah
40:33i love it
40:34yeah
40:35yeah
40:38and i love you
40:39and i love you
40:52i don't care if monday's blue
40:55tuesday's grey and wednesday too
40:59thursday i don't care about you
41:02it's friday
41:03i'm in love
41:06monday you can fall apart
41:09tuesday wednesday break my heart
41:13oh thursday doesn't even start
41:16it's friday
41:17i'm in love
41:19we've got messages
41:21some
41:22maybe
41:22messages
41:23or student text
41:25please
41:25and text
41:26and if they don't call us back what else can we kill
41:28call me at samper's
41:30one
41:30one
41:31one
41:32one
41:32one
41:38freedom
41:43help
41:44help
41:45i need help
41:46what the fuck
41:51are you
41:53i'm a journalist
41:55from scientific american
41:57and i have the most incredible story to tell
42:03oh my
42:07No, no, no, no, no!
43:02No, no, no, no, no!
43:05I'm in love
43:07Monday you can fall apart
43:11Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart
43:14Thursday doesn't even start
43:18It's Friday, I'm in love
43:21Monday you can fall apart
43:21Monday you can fall apart
43:27Monday you can fall apart
43:44You
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