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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:34Carl Bardo.
00:01:04Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:01:06Hmm. Hmm.
00:01:16Dr. Gary.
00:01:17Yes, Duncan, hi.
00:01:19So I have test results. I'm preliminary.
00:01:21You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up,
00:01:24but since you seem to be in a hurry...
00:01:25Just give it to me straight. Where am I on the spectrum?
00:01:28What's my score?
00:01:29Well, according to these tests, you are actually completely typical.
00:01:33Typical?
00:01:34That sounds like a slur.
00:01:36No.
00:01:37It just means that you are not neurodivergent.
00:01:40That can't be possible. I think different.
00:01:43Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
00:01:48You know, actually, according to the stats,
00:01:51as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as empathy,
00:01:56you are a highly empathetic person.
00:01:58What? Suck my dick I'm empathetic.
00:02:01No, I'm sorry. You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly.
00:02:05Okay. In layman's terms, you're normal.
00:02:08No, I am sorry.
00:02:10No, you're normal. I'm fucking exceptional.
00:02:13Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
00:02:16No, no. Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, okay?
00:02:21I am an apex predator. I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
00:02:26And how qualified are you?
00:02:27Anyway, Gary.
00:02:28Yeah, well, you work with kids. What's up with that?
00:02:31What's with all the kids, Gary? Huh? That's weird.
00:02:35I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
00:02:39All right.
00:02:41Fruit.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:46What the...
00:02:47Are you serious?
00:02:51Duncan, there's wildfires.
00:02:52They're not far from Napa.
00:02:56Duncan?
00:02:57Die!
00:02:58Yes!
00:02:59Die!
00:03:03Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
00:03:15Ashley, you're highly empathetic.
00:03:30You've reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
00:03:33If this is an emergency, call 911.
00:03:35Otherwise, leave a message.
00:03:38Oh, Ardolf is in my sights.
00:03:41The legend himself.
00:03:43I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:03:46Oh, my gosh.
00:03:48All I need is for him to come on board for my 3% to 5% sake, and I
00:03:52am invincible.
00:03:54You prepare me well, Joanne.
00:03:56It is Duncan Park.
00:03:58Signing off.
00:04:02Who's that?
00:04:04Oh, um...
00:04:05That's Linus Poe.
00:04:07You know his music?
00:04:08No, the guy on the phone.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:10No one.
00:04:11Client.
00:04:13You ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
00:04:16It's maybe dangerous?
00:04:19No, honey, no.
00:04:20Not my clientele.
00:04:23Is it because they're rich?
00:04:24Well, because you have to be fairly stable mentally, emotionally, to achieve financial prosperity.
00:04:33I don't think that's true, you know.
00:04:35Historically speaking.
00:04:37That was Linus Poe.
00:04:39Sadly, the Ohio Balladeer died today at 864.
00:04:42Oh, no!
00:04:45Are you okay?
00:04:46Yeah, sorry.
00:04:47It's just Linus Poe.
00:04:49He got me through high school.
00:04:50And so much.
00:04:51Damn it!
00:04:52Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56Dad loves him, too, so...
00:04:58I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
00:05:08I just got a spoon.
00:05:11Thanks.
00:05:12Thanks.
00:05:17Can I...
00:05:24Carl Barthoff.
00:05:27Duncan Park.
00:05:28Hypernosis.
00:05:30Big fan.
00:05:32Super huge.
00:05:33You know, hugest.
00:05:34It's titanic.
00:05:35Uncomfortably huge.
00:05:37Mind if I sit?
00:05:43Your manifesto.
00:05:45Barthoff's law.
00:05:46That was super important to me.
00:05:49You know.
00:05:50In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
00:05:54The ultimate hockey stick.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58You're on my mouth.
00:05:59Rushmore, Carl.
00:06:00Tell you that.
00:06:02But you're not stone.
00:06:03You are flesh.
00:06:04And I bet...
00:06:05I bet you're not done.
00:06:06Not even close.
00:06:11So me?
00:06:12I?
00:06:13Yeah.
00:06:15I co-founded Fafa.com.
00:06:18Fafa.
00:06:19You've...
00:06:19You've heard of it?
00:06:20Nope.
00:06:23F-A...
00:06:24H-F-A dot com.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28It was huge.
00:06:28In 2009, early...
00:06:30But it doesn't matter.
00:06:32My latest enterprise.
00:06:34Hypernosis.
00:06:35I mean, data analytics.
00:06:37Great.
00:06:38Great algo.
00:06:39The thing is...
00:06:43Cupertino wants us.
00:06:45Yeah.
00:06:46We're in acquisition talks.
00:06:48I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
00:06:50So I'm not talking out of school.
00:06:52But I...
00:06:52I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
00:06:56I mean, you know what it's like there.
00:06:58Golden handcuffs.
00:06:59You get it.
00:07:00So I was thinking.
00:07:01If I could find a private placement investor.
00:07:05Someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar.
00:07:08And here you are.
00:07:10I mean...
00:07:11So I gotta ask.
00:07:13Like, how about us?
00:07:15And maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
00:07:19Double rainbow.
00:07:20I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
00:07:31What the fuck?
00:07:34The fuck is blue?
00:07:37Oh my god!
00:07:39I mean...
00:07:41I mean...
00:07:43I mean...
00:07:48The fuck?
00:07:54I mean...
00:07:57I mean...
00:08:01The fuck?
00:08:07Yeah.
00:08:08day since i stabbed someone joanne uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and
00:08:16starts talking like i gave him clearance to speak so so uh you stabbed him it was with a fork
00:08:23he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay out the window yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it in session right now i i have to yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after my
00:08:44work crossed too it's okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this
00:08:51guy he's the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you
00:08:57can't because you're not supposed to i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault
00:09:03some people deserve maybe not stabbing but a real definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this
00:09:11what do you know where orson is oh ethan yeah he's at school well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes
00:09:18we will work through all of it in session on thursday okay hello ethan i dropped him there this
00:09:25morning well i called the school and he's not there he's not even registered joanne what is going on
00:09:31he's there i i see him on my tracker jesus i don't understand well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of
00:09:38course the only explanation for you is bad mother right maybe before drawing damning conclusions open
00:09:44yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups they they
00:09:48they build up like like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests for the boy dung beetle i have no
00:09:55idea
00:09:55what you're talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle what i said he's not a
00:10:01dung beetle
00:10:02he's not the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god
00:10:27move move can you get me some antibacterial organ please
00:10:32yes ointment uh duncan what happened what's it look like what's it look like uh i i couldn't say
00:10:39a rodent twin rodents
00:10:45hey captain big news cabinet level coming to visit we just talked to sekva great what's the sekva uh
00:10:56the secretary of the va she's gonna be at town this week so yeah and we we've been working with
00:11:01uh
00:11:01your cto harper turns out you're ganodin gizmo i have ganodin same tech right can be used to
00:11:10identify bets at risk of self-harm huge i mean a really a godsend and she agrees so she's coming
00:11:19here to check it out oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please listen i would
00:11:27love to meet your friend i really would but i have deals to chase deals deals that are real deals
00:11:35yeah
00:11:35yeah no i get it government money right it doesn't flow but thank you there are work around yeah
00:11:42fast tracks huh and sekva can help with that she can maybe get you i'm telling you like a half
00:11:50up front to pay you to pay your people and to pay the engineers we're going to need to hire
00:11:56to get
00:11:56you that pile of data okay maybe we should sort of fire the data how fast oh fast yeah yeah
00:12:04yeah
00:12:04yeah with her sign off matter of weeks okay thank you thank you mother yeah you don't always get to
00:12:12bang the prom queen sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a weird curve in her back that's the only
00:12:16willing partner right okay wow oh yeah here's what i'm thinking barbecue okay a texas bbq we red white
00:12:34and blew the shit out you know a pig on a friggin spit a whole hawk we put it on
00:12:40the roof we get vips
00:12:41he's a dj and your sekva yeah yeah sure hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract so we'd have
00:12:50we have to be cognizant there's regulation i'm i'm i'm i'm throwing the party i'm throwing i'm
00:12:55i'm buying the pig i'll get the kosher yeah no we'll roll out the red carpet make your secretary
00:12:59feel like a boss lucky get us a hog yeah you got it great great meeting guys throwing the party
00:13:06right i'll get on the horn okay get on the phone now okay having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson barack stern
00:13:49mom see i told you he was here what are you doing here what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching orson naked people and were you planning to spend all of ninth grade
00:14:06jacking it off back here
00:14:10okay why did nobody here call me he's not even enrolled we can't call the mother of every child
00:14:16who isn't a student at las altas well i guess i wrongfully assumed that for ninety thousand dollars
00:14:22a year on scholarship at the very least keep track of him i'm sorry but when orson got home from
00:14:28school
00:14:28and you asked how his day was helped him with his homework okay who are you i'm the one who
00:14:33had to
00:14:34replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident i well that that was an emergency
00:14:40i am a psychologist and i had a patient in crisis i know it sounds harsh but until we get
00:14:48his eighth
00:14:49grade transcript and officially enroll him he's not our responsibility he's yours you know what it's fine
00:14:56we will reach out to his baltimore school first thing tomorrow and that means you can enroll him
00:15:01when we're on it we're on it okay we're on it and we will get you sorted
00:15:10i am going to kill your father
00:15:14okay orson let's go i i gotta oh my god for five minutes you can hold it in no i
00:15:22can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this it's it's it's it's intolerable yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god duncan what are you doing looking for something to avoid scars that's for wrinkles
00:15:42duncan the fires are bearing down in napa i asked rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink
00:15:48fire retardant at a cost of course can you say retardant anymore we have insurance but this is our
00:15:55house it's a house it's a house we have we have other houses oh okay you're just absent all
00:16:01sentimentality yeah i think so you remember our song at our wedding you remember what that was
00:16:09yes you do linus poe and one of them he died
00:16:15today
00:16:24are you uh didn't even ask me what happened you got stabbed with a fork
00:16:30yes i did but do you even want to know why sure they had a reason
00:17:10what's going on
00:17:12NOTHING!
00:17:28Oh, goodbye. Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I... you... so... you just... you poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:06I... sorry. Let me... let me just get... get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please. Just... just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it. I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow! This house!
00:18:20What? I... I can't talk. I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider. I got stabbed but I didn't die.
00:18:31I... I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up. Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is... sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me, go down swinging.
00:18:43But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money. Go, enjoy your life. I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball. Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever. I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm alright, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:49Oh, God.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's... okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57I can try.
00:19:57I can't.
00:19:58I can't.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01You assholes.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:15Can he?
00:20:17No.
00:20:22No, no, no.
00:20:27No, what's that?
00:20:30No, what's happening.
00:20:34Are you angry?
00:20:37Do we enjoy this dangerous thing?
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:06There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:11It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:28You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffer, how we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:49You know, I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes, you know,
00:22:00being a successful guy, helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
00:22:14I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey, what happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America.
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them, tell them the, the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does Secfa like?
00:23:01We can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:05She'd like to be, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
00:23:18delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah, yeah.
00:23:25Yeah, let me shoot you, man.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and...
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger...
00:23:43Listen, just open it, I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would...
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Spookle!
00:23:53I...
00:23:55The guests are starting to...
00:23:57Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in, Secva, Tom.
00:24:31Packer, hijacker to a black side, and waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:35It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise, one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena, I...
00:24:53Forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Uh, Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:02Thanks.
00:25:02Come on.
00:25:04Come on.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it?
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can it go any lower?
00:25:37It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:26:00With Lily.
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were going to be here.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign in?
00:26:35Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Xander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:54Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know.
00:27:01Water?
00:27:02Or ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:09It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First golf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Xander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:38It's learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him about war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:14That's all about the questions of your life.
00:28:17Good to know.
00:28:18I'm a friend.
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:19I'm just talking to your dad.
00:28:21Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just not doing something right.
00:28:34For the life of me, I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:40Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan, bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:48You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08But at the same time.
00:29:13I'm gonna go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:19I know.
00:29:27It's...
00:29:35Can I help you?
00:29:38No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:47Well...
00:29:47He's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin.
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:17Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:25Oh, my gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka.
00:30:28Have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is...
00:30:36the first...
00:30:38real-world test case
00:30:40for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:30:45People are spinning.
00:30:49Go.
00:30:49Bye.
00:31:15Did you, did you do it?
00:31:20Well, you poop all the time, you're always pooping, but all of a sudden you can't?
00:31:28It doesn't work like that, I, sometimes I just, you know, I get, uh, maybe go for a walk,
00:31:37get things moving, you could take the dog, what, but if your dad asked you to, you'd poop.
00:31:46Oh my gosh, please just leave.
00:31:48Oh my gosh, watch your attitude, I don't like it.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:57Okay.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:25Okay.
00:32:28Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:33Okay.
00:32:34I've been thinking, perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino, reached the edge
00:32:42of the map there, if I'm being honest.
00:32:44Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are, easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
00:32:48Exactly.
00:32:51Like, what you did tonight, with Alexander and Tom.
00:32:57Huge, Martin.
00:33:00Bravo.
00:33:00I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world, but so did the bubonic plague.
00:33:16Truth be told, well, we actually made better.
00:33:21Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:23No.
00:33:25People used to occasionally agree on truth.
00:33:31Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:37Please.
00:33:39Absolutely blew it on climate.
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no.
00:33:52We can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
00:33:55Huzzah for us.
00:34:01But you've, you've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I shouldn't finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
00:34:21All right.
00:34:22Let's not cross streams, you know.
00:34:28Xander is, he's my thing.
00:34:31No, I, Martin.
00:34:33I know.
00:34:36You're the creator.
00:34:38And it could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur.
00:34:49And then in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on a toddler's chew toy.
00:34:57You remember?
00:35:02No?
00:35:04I do.
00:35:29No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:34Duncan.
00:35:36Duncan.
00:35:37Duncan, the house is gone.
00:35:38Hmm?
00:35:39Early this morning, they had to abandon it.
00:35:41It's...
00:35:42Oh my God, it's all gone.
00:35:53I'll build a new one.
00:35:55I don't want a new one.
00:35:58Well, you can't have what's gone.
00:36:02So...
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:03Thanks.
00:36:05Thanks.
00:36:05So much.
00:36:08Very comforting.
00:36:11How's we got married in?
00:36:12What did you do?
00:36:13What did you do there, Lily?
00:36:15Huh?
00:36:16You ate some pruned Danish?
00:36:18Is that...
00:36:19Are you being...
00:36:21Okay, are you being serious?
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:25Yes, I am.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28I'm very serious.
00:36:29It wasn't at the house.
00:36:32Despite our arrangement.
00:36:34It's just your idea, by the way.
00:36:36I wouldn't do that.
00:36:37Where was it, Dan?
00:36:38I told you...
00:36:38I told you the mud bath!
00:36:40Oh, like a pig, right?
00:36:41Great.
00:36:42Great.
00:36:43Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
00:36:45You are disgusting!
00:36:46Oh!
00:36:47And just so you know, mud is antimicrobial.
00:36:57The house was ours!
00:37:00It was ours!
00:37:02What's up?
00:37:07I heard the news.
00:37:08I'm so sorry.
00:37:17Thank you, sweetheart.
00:37:23Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:35Come on!
00:37:39Headphones.
00:37:40Lilly, since everyone wins with headphones.
00:37:45You love his music.
00:37:46This was our first concert.
00:37:49What is wrong with you?
00:37:50Seriously.
00:37:51He's a sad cowboy goth shit.
00:37:54He's sad.
00:37:55Dad!
00:37:58What?
00:37:59There was a spider.
00:38:02Get out.
00:38:04Out!
00:38:05Out!
00:38:23We're gonna give him a twilight set I did for his trip.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26Might make it a little loopy.
00:38:28What if I say something?
00:38:30Like what?
00:38:32I don't know.
00:38:34Um...
00:38:34Something that I...
00:38:35Know?
00:38:36That I...
00:38:37Maybe you don't know I know?
00:38:39Oh, sweetie.
00:38:41I'll...
00:38:41I'll plug my ears.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:45Here's the, um...
00:38:48Here.
00:38:51Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:38:53Not lab tech.
00:38:54Oh.
00:38:55Okay.
00:38:56So where do I...
00:38:57Just a couple more and we're done.
00:39:00First Pavilion East.
00:39:01One building over.
00:39:02You better get it there.
00:39:03They go to lunch at 12.
00:39:04Pass that.
00:39:04We'll have to collect another one.
00:39:05Oh, yeah.
00:39:06And you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:11Well, I will take the sample.
00:39:14I, um...
00:39:14Oh, just call me, okay?
00:39:16If you're feeling...
00:39:17You rushed me out without my phone.
00:39:18Oh, right.
00:39:19Here.
00:39:20Have mine.
00:39:22Just call me if you're feeling...
00:39:23I'll have your phone.
00:39:25Right.
00:39:26Okay.
00:39:26Um, well, I'll be right back.
00:39:27So just watch a show or something.
00:39:30Don't buy anything.
00:39:31I love you.
00:39:51Where's my mom?
00:39:52She's not here, buddy.
00:40:05What?
00:40:05He can't.
00:40:07Where's my mom?
00:40:08Ah!
00:40:11Ten...
00:40:12Ten...
00:40:12Nine....
00:40:14Eight...
00:40:15Eight...
00:40:16Seven...
00:40:20Six...
00:40:35Where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey!
00:40:40Hey!
00:40:41Hey!
00:40:43Hey!
00:40:45Where's 1582?
00:41:08Oh my god, please, please, please, I got lost, please, please.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you, you're gonna tell someone, then I gotta do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, I, you went to school to, to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I, and elbows deep in other people's shit is, is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I, I, I really get it, but you can help me, I, a person, and it's my son's excrement,
00:41:41so, so, two people.
00:41:46It's rules.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:11Heaven knows me, I walk the stream.
00:42:16Ooh, yes.
00:42:19And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:25Heaven keep me, out through this dream.
00:42:33And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy, give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down, can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:42:55Mm, yeah.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:17Jesus, Jojo, this, it, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend.
00:43:27Kind of, kind of, well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster, like, he hates me, I, I mean, I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:44A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:51Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:09Arrivederci, do she, do she.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done?
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be serving.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46So first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:02Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:12What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:21How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:31Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, I, um, I, I completely forgot a, an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's, oh, damn it.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:47I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:52Hello?
00:45:54Yeah?
00:45:55Yeah?
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:03Well, that can't be.
00:46:08That, that's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:18Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I, yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:53You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56Sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:01You gave me dog shit.
00:47:05Let's go.
00:47:16Come on.
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:43I...
00:47:44His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:00I...
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes,
00:48:06lead you to see that this is not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:45I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:51Oh, no.
00:48:58You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:08So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16My God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean, too, you know.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:23You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes!
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:41Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Who would that coffee get us about, please?
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:23It's the lady's phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:26All right, hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31All right.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, we, uh, threw this big tits-out blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Poe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought, and before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes, and Linus
00:52:08Poe came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked offstage, flashed me
00:52:15the bird, double-barreled, in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad, and he screamed,
00:52:23you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:27Huh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh...
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made
00:52:56another record after that.
00:52:57I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who can
00:53:24be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake.
00:53:3510% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire
00:53:46whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:14Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:32Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:36Oh, my God!
00:54:39Eww!
00:54:57Robotunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can win, and he whispered we'll see, and the wind spoke his name through the
00:55:30teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed, just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:07How do we show Mr. Bardoff the power of Nodin?
00:56:11No!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom?
00:56:26What were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:35Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:55Orson needs to know that his mother has his back, and she shows that by sort of corralling
00:57:02him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:41And we see this fantastic montage of her going to the hospital, and it's, I think, a moment
00:57:48where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool
00:57:55sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:00You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph.
00:58:17Duncan Park.
00:58:19Hypernosis.
00:58:19To being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in
00:58:41his sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:40You!
00:59:56You!
00:59:59You!
01:00:00You!
01:00:00You!
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