00:00Previously on Screen Queens
00:01Does this killer wear a mask with horns and a betrayal of green slime?
00:07You know who the killer is.
00:08I also know that there's a connection to the Halloween murders that happened 30 years ago.
00:12In 1986, the entire hospital staff was murdered on Halloween night.
00:17It is, Bonnie.
00:19I want you back.
00:21Back off Chanel.
00:22I'm the recipient of the world's first complete hand transplant.
00:25Dr. Brock Holt has the hand of one of the world's most notorious serial killers.
00:31Now you know my secret.
00:33I love you so much.
00:35You know number five.
00:46Ladies, we have another serial killer on our hands.
00:50And the killer is...
00:51Number five!
00:53What? Me?
00:54Yes, you.
00:56I think poor warty Tyler here probably saw you naked and gagged.
01:00And you were so enraged, you decided he had to die.
01:04What are you talking about? I didn't kill him. I was with you the whole time.
01:08So you were with us a whole lot at Kappa House when folks were getting killed left and right.
01:13And I'm still convinced you were responsible for at least some of those murders.
01:17You guys, there's a serial killer on the loose and Hester said she had information about who it might be.
01:22I think we should give in to her outrageous demands for discontinued designer cosmetics and get her moved to this
01:27hospital.
01:28You idiot! You're trying to kill us!
01:30Number five is right. Neck brace is dangerous.
01:33First, we need to do a little detective work on our own and then we'll go to Hester.
01:39All right, let's get this body down to the meat locker.
01:42Last time we tried to hide a lot of bodies in the meat locker like every single one of them
01:46got stolen.
01:48What is going on in here?
01:52Should we call the police?
01:53Girls, this place is called the Cure Institute.
01:57Do you know what the opposite of cure is? Death.
02:01Now, if word gets out that we have two dead patients at a hospital where the Chanel's just happened to
02:07be working,
02:07I mean, that has the distinctive odor of another serial killer on the loose and we cannot have that.
02:13Because all my hard work will be for naught.
02:16They'll come in here and close this place down and I'll die.
02:19Wait, what?
02:22I just meant that I've poured so much into this place that if they ever closed it, I would just
02:28die.
02:29Now, come on, we have to get Tyler into the swamp.
02:33Come on.
02:34Wait, what? They can't just throw him in the swamp. That's like destruction of evidence.
02:38We are not destroying anything. Swamps preserve things.
02:42She's right. Every week you hear another story about somebody discovering a perfectly preserved caveman in a swamp.
02:47You're thinking of a bog.
02:49Okay, fine. I'm glad you took a class in comparative wetlands.
02:54Maybe you can put in the same effort into figuring out who the killer is.
02:57It could be any of you. That's why we have to dispose of this body.
03:02It will buy us time so I can solve this internally.
03:07I would just like to say my goodbyes.
03:10Oh, dear God.
03:17Tyler, I loved you.
03:20Warts and all.
03:24Oh, my God. Did you just make his corpse farf?
03:29On three. One, two, three.
03:36All right. Let's get back inside before anybody sees us.
03:41And not a word about this to anyone ever.
03:48I love you, Tyler.
03:53Gross.
03:54Okay, we get it. Number five. Another one of your boyfriends was murdered.
03:59Get over it.
04:05I love you, Tyler.
04:08He was kidnapped.
04:09My little boyfriends were a hero of the Big Fish.
04:14He was kidnapped.
04:18He was kidnapped.
04:19We're kidnapped, he was kidnapped.
04:25He was kidnapped.
04:26He was kidnapped.
04:37Hot dog!
04:42Anyone around?
04:45I think my jumping Frenchman of Maine disorder is cured.
04:51Hello?
04:58Oh, hi there.
05:00Is this some kind of test?
05:04Fantastic.
05:05I honestly don't feel any anxiety at all.
05:10I mean, you look very scary.
05:12Let me give you that.
05:15But no, all I feel is just happy to be alive and ready to take on the world.
05:25Oh, wow!
05:27This is incredible!
05:29I'm transformed!
05:31God!
05:32That hurts!
05:33Oh!
05:34No, no, no, no!
05:35Please, please, please, please!
05:36Oh, no!
05:40Oh, god!
06:07Hello, Chanel's.
06:10Dean Munch.
06:13Hester, we come to you today not as adversaries whom you had committed to an incentive that
06:19you orchestrated, but as...
06:21Exercise video.
06:22Sweating to the oldies, too.
06:25When you leave, they'll turn the volume way up.
06:27The warden does enjoy her petty torments.
06:31Someone is targeting the patients if the cure-insured is missing.
06:36He's dead, isn't he?
06:38Of course he's dead.
06:39You know who the killer is, don't you?
06:42I know who it is because it's obvious.
06:45The clues are right there in front of you.
06:46But I'm not gonna answer any more of your questions until you give me what I want.
06:53A transfer to your hospital and a room with a view.
06:57You see, that transfer's never gonna happen.
07:02You're never gonna leave this asylum.
07:06But I did acquiesce to one of your requests.
07:09There it is.
07:11A room with a view.
07:131985, VHS version.
07:15Enjoy it!
07:16Don't toy with me, sluts!
07:18The longer you stall, the more outrageous my demands will become.
07:22Now, I insist, you finalize the purchase in my name of a timeshare in Cabo San Lucas, where
07:27I will enjoy six all-expense-paid weekends a year, no blackout dates!
07:30You're insane!
07:32The clock is ticking, Munch!
07:34The killings will only get worse until I get what I want.
07:38The body count is about to go through the roof.
07:42And from what I hear, this green meanie will make the red devil look like a Girl Scout.
07:50Please, Hester, he's murdered number five's hideous boyfriend.
07:54Please tell us who it is.
07:56All good things come to those who wait!
07:59Oh, Hester, please!
08:02Someone was killed at the hospital yesterday, and you're gonna tell us who the killer is!
08:07He's all right in front of you, Chanel.
08:10Oh.
08:12Your skin is looking a little dry.
08:16Maybe you should try some Esrin cream.
08:23Esrin cream.
08:28Oh, what is it?
08:30It's a text.
08:32From Chad Radwell.
08:34See, he's saying, I know who the killer is, which means we didn't have to come here in the first
08:41place.
08:41I hope you'll rot in here forever.
08:45Girls!
08:46The ride is leaving.
08:47Door!
08:55Pretty damning evidence, is it not?
08:58I don't understand.
09:00All this is is a file of the man who was Dr. Brock's hand transplanted.
09:06Fact!
09:07There's a serial killer somewhere in this hospital.
09:10Fact!
09:11He probably has something to do with that dude that looks like the fruit of Loom's grapes, and my good
09:15buddy Randall disappearing from said hospital without being discharged or cured.
09:20Fact!
09:21Dr. Hairline over here has the hand of a deranged serial killer.
09:26And finally, fact!
09:28We know from every horror movie ever about people getting the hand of a serial killer put on their body,
09:33that hand eventually takes over and starts murdering folks.
09:38There's zero scientific evidence of any transplant recipient exhibiting behavior related to the donor.
09:46Wait, wasn't your hand doing all that crazy stuff at the movie theater?
09:50Yes, it was my hand, but occasionally it spasms and sort of gives the appearance of a life of its
09:56own.
09:57But I swear to God, I would never kill anyone with it.
10:01Chanel, you have no choice but to reject this man and that gay murdering hand and start boning me again.
10:09Chanel, before you say anything, I just want you to know that I'm the highest paid sperm donor in the
10:13state.
10:13Oh, my sperm? Are we talking about sperm?
10:16Yeah, I'm talking about sperm.
10:17Oh, that's great. Were you having a sperm off?
10:19No.
10:19Oh, okay, because you know what? I would win because I bang both women in this room with my sperm!
10:26Enough!
10:27I don't choose you, Dr. Brock.
10:30And I don't choose you either, Chad.
10:34I choose me, Chanel Oberlin.
10:38And I am not some little girl anymore who can be easily seduced by whichever man comes along and has
10:44the most money or is the most rich.
10:48I will date who I want to date.
10:54Does anyone else find it odd that people started getting attacked and disappearing the same time Chad showed up?
11:01I mean, if there's a killer amongst us, I say it's you, Chad.
11:05What was that?
11:06Yeah, I agree.
11:07Yeah.
11:10Listen, Chad is a moron.
11:13I mean, he's probably the dumbest person I ever met.
11:17And he's definitely the worst lay I ever had.
11:19But that being said, he does have a point.
11:23This hospital must stay open.
11:25The work being done here must continue.
11:28It's very personal to me.
11:30We can allow nothing to deter patients from coming here, including risking them being scared off by the possibility, however
11:39remote it may be, that we have a chief surgeon whose hand takes over his body and starts killing people.
11:47You're not going to fire me, are you?
11:48No.
11:50You're a brilliant surgeon and very easy on the eyes.
11:53But I think we're going to have to do something about that hand.
11:57Outstanding.
11:58I will go get my axe.
11:59No, we're not chopping off his hand in the OR.
12:03We're going to look for a new donor, preferably someone who hasn't been arrested for multiple murders.
12:10It is that, or I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.
12:19Oh, yes!
12:21Yes!
12:22Yes!
12:22Yes!
12:23No!
12:24No!
12:25Oh!
12:30By my count, that was the fourth orgasm you've had since you've been in here.
12:36It's my 27th of the day.
12:38And it's 9 a.m.
12:39I'm sorry.
12:40I just have to know your secret.
12:42I am in hell!
12:44That's my secret. Two months ago, I was in the middle of teaching my yoga class. And as it was
12:51coming out of Sursapadasana, I had this, like, spontaneous orgasm. And I thought it was funny
12:57at first. And then I had another one a few minutes later. And then I had another one in the
13:03locker
13:03room. And another one in the car on the ride home. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, God. It won't stop.
13:11It's destroying my life. My husband left me because he immediately realized that all my
13:17orgasms with him were fake. I am begging you, please make it stop. I'll do anything. Remove
13:25my vagina. I don't care. Wait, can you actually do that? How do you remove negative space?
13:34I don't know, but that won't be necessary. You see, you have what's called persistent
13:39genital arousal disorder, or PGAD. Have you gone through menopause or had hormonal treatments
13:49recently? They're known to be the cause. No, nothing like that. I don't do drugs or drink
13:56or anything. Okay. It's very hard to determine what causes the disorder, but it doesn't really
14:02matter in terms of treatment. Our first step will be to treat you to a heroic dose of antidepressants.
14:08Like what SeaWorld gives only their most suicidal orcas. Okay. All right. Well, thank you, doctor. I'll do
14:17anything. Oh, so, oh, God. Oh, oh, oh. Who is operating in here anyway? A Chad Radwill guy who was
14:29butchering
14:29cadavers for some reason. He said he was practicing for surgery, but mainly he was just chopping off
14:36hands and saying the f word a lot hey you um you seem to be bummed out by that console
14:47there's something i need to confide in you a secret no one knows
14:54i've never had an orgasm oh wow
14:59i didn't even know what they were until recently i thought they were just moans you did to let the
15:04other person know to roll off of you like and i'm ready for you to stop alarm that's terrible
15:13orgasms are pretty much the only thing everyone in the world agrees are great
15:20well until hamilton came along
15:24it's so original right no reinvented theater i mean a rap musical about the founding founders
15:33changed the world
15:37and you know what's really telling about me i didn't even like it that much
15:42i am alive but it's possible for me to feel anything i would totally be solving right now
15:49something i never share with anyone
15:53i'm dead
15:55you mean like in trouble no like dead like actually dead
16:01i don't understand
16:05it was my junior year in high school my lacrosse buddies threw a rat as hell kegger and i got
16:12a hand dog my buddies warned me not to pass out on my back or i would choke on my
16:20puke like jimmy hendrix and die
16:23the next morning i woke up on my back covered in puke
16:28and i realized i did die and now i'm cursed to walk the earth for all eternity
16:35like a highlander hold up there was sort of a big leap in logic there
16:39are you sure you didn't just choke on your puke and die
16:42yeah everything was different i started
16:45wait how are you breathing
16:48i don't know that's what i'm trying to figure out
16:50that's actually why i decided to become a doctor
16:54i needed to know if modern medicine had an answer
16:57i have no clue maybe it's a night of the living day
17:37but i didn't even know what to do
17:42i haven't had an answer
17:42i told you that i was gonna give her a motion
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