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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my high school room
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working no
00:00:36Sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think good
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check now
00:00:45Just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006 is prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name
00:01:25But details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and find me telling how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I wanted
00:02:00Come, come
00:02:02Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08I came back
00:02:09I came back
00:02:10I came back
00:02:15I came back
00:02:19I came back
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright, just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean, go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32How much
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, stop
00:02:36Hey, Mia
00:02:36Hey, Mia
00:02:36Stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I?
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frown lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:02Which means
00:03:04Look
00:03:05The freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:16A
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:32Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:36You've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:03:59High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:33And a model student
00:04:36She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just
00:04:39Sit
00:04:39Down
00:04:41And finish
00:04:42Your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:44I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:49Mia joined Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:59Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches
00:05:14You little lab rat
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid
00:05:21I know Mia
00:05:23But this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment
00:05:27On you
00:05:35Oh
00:05:37These are so funny
00:05:39Mia do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Wow Mia you
00:05:54Look
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:05:58Yeah
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes attention
00:06:12Con Con
00:06:13Please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:16Don't
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little Miss
00:06:21Stutter
00:06:22This time
00:06:24No more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:28Hmm
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me
00:06:39I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:56Yeah
00:06:56Ah
00:06:59Mia
00:07:00Put
00:07:01the bottles down
00:07:03Ah
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher
00:07:10Alyssa
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:14Blame chemistry
00:07:16God
00:07:17Damn Mia
00:07:19What? Wasn't expecting that. Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words. Don't get lost in that smile. Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No, no. You look good kicking ass. I like this new you.
00:07:37I like the new me too.
00:07:39Goodbye Shy Girl. Hello High School 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next Mia? Running for prom queen! Stop! Stop!
00:07:53You know what? Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally no one knows you. And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown. Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder? Nikki! Sharpie! Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:26High School bucket list item number four. Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:38Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after High School. I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here. I just miss you so much and I love you. Come here.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too. And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides then, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits. The outcasts. Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:23Do the queen. Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:51Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03ConCon, you already got the vote for Prom King this year. We have to do this. Together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me. I'm head cheerleader.
00:10:22You're the basketball captain. Even our parents want us together.
00:10:26It's destiny.
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aww, Mr. Oliver. Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it.
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nina.
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off, you know.
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Ooh.
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:56Wait, what were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh, god.
00:13:02It's okay. Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and smart and she
00:13:12probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:26Cool.
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen. Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo! No more applause. Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, Neepaz. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again. I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning. Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show is your best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them. Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:58Just follow my lead.
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set. Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn. Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:52The hotel wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56GONDER!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling! Go over there!
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:14Use tauntum!
00:17:14Bye!
00:17:17Mia!
00:17:18We really need to talk.
00:17:21About that kiss.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College!
00:17:28Science majors are sluggier than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will.
00:17:35One day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:51Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46You don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake her win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Nita.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go cursor?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kay.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:08Hey.
00:20:09Hey, Mia.
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, gong gong?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Hold on.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:35Over-dressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls. We have a contest to win.
00:20:39I got the same.
00:20:40You look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah. We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:29It's science-meat-sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins...
00:21:36Now!
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll sprinkle some beans.
00:21:42Like this, like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52Like this.
00:21:53As on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:04No more. No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:34Oh, she's awful.
00:22:39Oh!
00:22:40Oh!
00:22:40If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine. It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:58And...
00:22:59Time.
00:23:03The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of me.
00:23:17So great!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:01The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:11Mia Watkins!
00:24:14Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen! That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do it.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that, loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus nerds!
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:13Stop it!
00:25:16Stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:40You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what? No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here?
00:26:50My star students.
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me.
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:32Like a...
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:36Like us.
00:27:37Together.
00:27:38Another?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:48You guys feel me.
00:27:54When that night folks said,
00:27:58Oh God.
00:28:01You are dressed up.
00:28:03You fire coming from the eye.
00:28:03Uh huh.
00:28:10Alright.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:07Actors abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Picep racchi.
00:29:37Picep racchi.
00:29:39Pectolis major.
00:29:45Prectus abdominis gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:54No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, yeah.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:34Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezooseous.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You're that cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:41They're all...
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:32:01Be careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh my god!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12I don't know.
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:14I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:16I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:18I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:18I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:19Oh my god, it's me!
00:32:26I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:27Oh my god!
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's right there!
00:32:33No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:33Oh!
00:32:34Oh!
00:32:34Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:35Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:51Oh, hey, Dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:03So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside,
00:33:26fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what? Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just...
00:33:54Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:31Yes.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help,
00:35:22but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:41I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nicky, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:36:12Come on, let's move before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:37:29So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:40Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon.
00:38:33What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12No, no, no.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Aw, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:09No, that walking steroid.
00:40:11He's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:17Hula.
00:40:23You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:33Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:38I'm sorry.
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for
00:41:01some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06If she weren't, like, wasn't.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Or not.
00:41:09I mean,
00:41:11if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:58It's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to
00:42:04be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a sidekick or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11um also you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough dude
00:42:18well if i die by then just blink twice so i can skip finals
00:42:33okay future girl if you really know everything that's gonna happen who shows up first i actually
00:42:40have no idea hey con con i'm sasquatch i'm here so your party is not the total best and
00:42:55i brought party favors everyone's already done we'll study in on the way over
00:43:26i tried to stop her but she's like a crazier regina george with worse highlights
00:43:31oh on page four there's a great polaroid that i took of me a wedding herself in sixth grade yeah
00:43:37page four she fed all my worst moments into a little pink book
00:43:44hey
00:43:44hey
00:43:47i like your big tails and everybody had bridges mia this it doesn't matter
00:43:56actually
00:43:58it does
00:44:02is this supposed to hurt me um yeah that's kind of the whole point do you really want your prom
00:44:09queen to be a
00:44:10girl who makes out with her in-seat posters see page seven as long as it's not you i'm good
00:44:17are you blind she's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it you know a year ago this book
00:44:25would have destroyed me but now i know everything in here made me who i am today
00:44:35so go ahead read away i have nothing to hide unlike you if you keep messing with me i'll just
00:44:41expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible things you've done you have nothing on me poser what about what you did with
00:44:48the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip what i nobody knows about that you just wait till
00:44:57facebook facebook face what okay english much you know this little tough girl act is cute and all
00:45:03but the only one getting exposed today is you
00:45:15what are you hiding back there mia your couch potato yeah show us your stressed
00:45:22out brain pain that is way too far jessica my mom gave her that dress and it looks tragic on
00:45:29her
00:45:29honestly i was helping hey you're beautiful mia and you know it it's okay i'm not embarrassed
00:45:41jessica you think being prom queen is all about looks okay
00:45:48high school bucket list item number 12 on it while you got it
00:45:52you want my shine you want my glossy you want my sexy you want my sassy
00:46:01you ain't gonna get it ain't gonna get it ain't gonna get it ain't gonna get it ain't gonna get
00:46:07it
00:46:07no you ain't gonna get it you ain't gonna get it
00:46:12holy shit mia
00:46:17doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back wow look at you pretending to be hot and popular fyi
00:46:25you will never be like us you will never live like us no i want to live better how about
00:46:32a game of
00:46:33truth or dare i dare you all to strip something off
00:46:41high school bucket list item number 13. find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:46:48who cares if they stripped anyone can do that i can do it and i bet i can do it
00:46:54even better
00:46:56i can do it and i can do it and i can do it and i can do it and
00:47:06i can do it
00:47:06fine let those mouthbreakers have a dumbass party bye jess
00:47:16even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:44oh my wrist i think i sprained it hey hey hey hey she's not waking up she needs help
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches you can't quit on me right
00:48:02now
00:48:02yeah not before i not before i tell you that
00:48:09yeah yeah i've always yeah hey hey hey hey hey are you okay yeah yeah
00:48:19what happened jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game okay i was trying to recycle
00:48:26how would i know her giant head would get in the way i didn't see that coming
00:48:36hey hey hey hey okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out remember vote me up
00:48:45vote me up vote me up i got you come on let's go
00:48:58okay thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:15what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:25and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica connor seriously
00:49:34stop don't make promises you can't keep you know the girl i actually do like
00:49:44she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for her it's really cool get some rest
00:49:52i'll be in the guest room connor can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:24so
00:50:36so
00:50:46okay
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice you scared me god no I don't I like to sing when I'm busy or
00:51:01bored
00:51:01so it's never around anyone which is good I'm not just anyone
00:51:12what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me rap? Mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you
00:51:40so eight ball girl what's future me like don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not don't even look I know you're not
00:51:54you're you're actually super successful really smart kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect actually
00:52:12no wonder I was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:22no one I meant that I was in love with being from the future because now I know all of
00:52:35these is awesome
00:52:36yeah so so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba so you gotta get over that Britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:50okay
00:52:51you know I can actually uh read the future also
00:52:55really?
00:52:55you know what I see in what I see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to
00:53:09question are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:24Connor your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these man this will win you crazy votes
00:53:51sure but I also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because in a few months we will all glue our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what'll happen then
00:54:04right?
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh you're too late Butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now?
00:54:36me? no I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve
00:54:42but I'm sure they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:51besties you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course I do
00:54:58well the hot ones the rest are freaks not people
00:55:01but hey money talks right?
00:55:04even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:18look trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:24cute
00:55:24I got some Gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:36um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't because you're a nobody Mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47relax Jack Bauer
00:55:50brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and I love all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57look
00:55:58come on
00:55:59come on
00:56:17OMG your twin
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body, I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and con con hair is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no, I know they're stupid.
00:57:20And she, she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you, and you're going to love them.
00:57:31She'll be right back.
00:57:37She'll be right back.
00:57:42She'll be the next one.
00:57:46Good night.
00:57:48Yeah, it's good.
00:57:49See?
00:57:50Is it yours?
00:57:52Yeah.
00:57:58I don't know.
00:58:01It's good.
00:58:02coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash, you're two hives.
00:59:41You trash, you're three hives.
00:59:43Stop.
00:59:43Okay, alright, fine.
00:59:45You're stupid.
00:59:46Please.
00:59:52Hey, um.
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:06Mia, I
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:18How did you find
01:00:19A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:27Do everything with your dad
01:00:30While you can
01:00:33You'll never get this time back
01:00:37Thank you
01:00:41Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:43Hey, no
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:46Promise me
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:50That's all I want
01:01:02For you
01:01:04I'll do it
01:01:09Congrats
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time we step out of the shadows
01:01:22Hey everyone
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom
01:01:31I knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10We're taking a stand
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16No plastics for prom
01:02:18No plastics for prom
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:35Woo!
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects
01:02:41Let's hear your voice
01:02:46Attention everyone
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins
01:02:53Just volunteered
01:02:56To sing the national anthem
01:02:58In front of the whole school
01:03:14Come on, Mia
01:03:16We're all waiting
01:03:19Hey
01:03:21Hey, yes you can
01:03:23Show them all what you can do
01:03:26All of them
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:32Yes
01:03:33Just don't look at them
01:03:34Look at me
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia
01:03:38Get your camcorder ready
01:03:40This is going to be legendary
01:03:44I believe in you
01:03:51High school bucket list, item number 14
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy
01:03:59Hi everyone
01:04:01Please rise
01:04:16Oh
01:04:24Just look at me
01:04:26Just look at me
01:04:35Oh say
01:04:37Can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's
01:04:44Early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:52At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:37Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:15Gave
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:17This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you want to win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um... I just thought I'm really...
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me. I already know what happens. Remember?
01:07:20Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:31I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone.
01:07:37The big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:43Let's begin.
01:07:44One, two, three.
01:07:58One, two.
01:08:11Ready?
01:08:1210 seconds left, the home team is down two points,
01:08:16and Conor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer,
01:08:34and there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions, 49 to 48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:27Yeah.
01:09:29Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:33Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth-beater isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down and dance for good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, no, he won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint of me.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:09:59No, no.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush?
01:10:15The girl you've worked so hard for.
01:10:17It's you, Mia. It always has been.
01:10:24Holy seconds.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:43Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:52Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never gonna let that go.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:26That was so hot.
01:12:33Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Yeah.
01:12:44Yeah.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes.
01:13:15You said.
01:13:20I am gonna give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:30Oh, she's going to?
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You won a big at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given her.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say again?
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is gonna sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:08the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future. Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:22Are you gonna, like, call my parents or the cops or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:28You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay, okay.
01:14:44Okay, okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:45Okay.
01:14:46Okay.
01:14:46How does Lost End?
01:14:47Oh, then was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56The future's wild.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:08Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:14Yes.
01:15:16But.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Go play alone.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:38Okay.
01:16:41Come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI.
01:16:52This is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know.
01:17:37You didn't want this before, but...
01:17:39Open it.
01:17:48Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:13Oh!
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your prom king basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:20I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:23Go ahead.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, king.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believed to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia?
01:22:14Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:25Mia?
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually.
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay.
01:22:36Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Guys.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59She actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted that.
01:23:03Or you.
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:58She's like a...
01:23:59A psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04Ah!
01:24:04No!
01:24:08Ah!
01:24:09Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia.
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:30Ah!
01:24:32Ah!
01:24:32Ah!
01:24:33Ah!
01:24:33Ah!
01:24:33Ah!
01:24:33Ah!
01:24:34Ah!
01:24:37Ah!
01:24:37No, I can't take that!
01:24:38Yes!
01:24:39I want you too.
01:24:41The way no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47You little time-traveling nerd.
01:25:05Mia, hey, Mia, you okay?
01:25:11Connor, what happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell, you all right?
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember, she got arrested at prom, I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:49Whoa, everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Mia Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking
01:26:28on the whole world, I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Mia Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:02You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess, some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:18Not in a million years.
01:27:20Yeah.
01:27:22Yeah.
01:27:23Yeah.
01:27:25Woo!
01:27:28Woo!
01:27:28Woo!
01:27:29Woo!
01:27:32And no one makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one sets my body on fire.
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you.
01:27:48Oh, no one does it, baby.
01:27:56Woo!
01:27:56Woo!
01:27:58Woo!
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