00:00Well, listen, Grandma, you have a safe trip.
00:03I promise you, nothing crazy.
00:06No craziness.
00:07Be careful.
00:07Where you see Bill, the place is taken care of.
00:09Thank you, Grandma.
00:22She said, I'm going out with my girlfriends.
00:25A margarita's at the holiday end.
00:32Oh, have mercy.
00:33My only thought was tequila makes her clothes fall off.
00:41I told her put an extra layer on.
00:46I know what happens when she drinks Patron.
00:51Her closet's missing half the things she bought.
00:56Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
01:02She'll start by kicking out of her shoes.
01:08Losing the earring in her grain.
01:12Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall.
01:17Drop a contact down the sink.
01:22Them pantyholes ain't gonna last too long.
01:28If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on.
01:33She might come home in a tablecloth.
01:36Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
01:42Whoa-oh.
01:55She can handle any champagne brunch.
02:00A bridal shower with Bacardi pumps.
02:06Jell-O shooter's full of smearin' off.
02:10But tequila makes her clothes fall off.
02:16She'll start by kicking out of her shoes.
02:21Losing the earring in her grain.
02:26Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall.
02:32Drop a contact down the sink.
02:36She don't mean nothin', she's just havin' fun.
02:42Tomorrow she'll say, oh, and how have I done?
02:47Friends will joke about the stuff she lost.
02:51Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
02:55Let's get dickin'!
02:56All tequila makes her clothes fall off.
03:01All tequila makes her clothes fall off.
