00:13Hey, how was school?
00:18Max, why are you carrying Alex's backpack like that?
00:22She told me my backpack was bending my spine, so she gave me her Steven it out.
00:30Let's check.
00:33There, all straight. You're welcome.
00:36Alex, your brother is not your pack mule.
00:39Yeah, I'm not your pack mule.
00:42I'm sorry, Maxie.
00:44Could you take this upstairs for me?
00:46Sure.
00:50Best day at school ever.
00:52Oh, they found the guy that was putting peanut butter in your locker?
00:57No, but this made me forget about that.
01:00Okay, so I'm in biology, right?
01:02When Mr. Medina has us pick lab partners.
01:04And like always, my partner ends up being the frog I'm dissecting.
01:09I have the opposite problem.
01:11Everybody wants me to be their lab partner.
01:14You don't take biology.
01:15That's what I keep telling those guys.
01:19Anyway, in walks this brand new girl, and she is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life.
01:25Eva Longoria goes to your school?
01:31Eva Longoria?
01:34Kids love Eva Longoria.
01:37It's...
01:39Continue, son.
01:41So Mr. Medina assigns the beautiful Miranda Hampson to be my lab partner.
01:48Miranda Hampson?
01:49Isn't she that new goth girl in 11th grade?
01:52She's not goth.
01:53She just likes wearing black and dark makeup and listens to bands that are kind of scary.
02:00Oh, so not goth.
02:02But goth.
02:05You're missing my point.
02:06I'm in the 10th grade.
02:08She's an older woman.
02:09That a boy like your mother.
02:15The hot part.
02:17Hold on, now the story gets even better.
02:20So me and my Moran, it's my cute nickname for her actually, yeah, Moran.
02:25Accidentally reached for the scalpel at the same time and our hands touched.
02:29And she didn't pull away for three seconds.
02:32Oh, how's that for a great day?
02:39Oh, look, Moran is here.
02:40I guess your great day is still going on or coming to a tragic end.
02:44Let's watch, boys and girls.
02:47Hey, Moran.
02:48Who's Moran?
02:51You.
02:52Remember?
02:53Oh.
02:54I called you that in lab.
02:55Oh, right.
02:57I thought you were swallowing and talking at the same time.
03:03He does generate a lot of saliva.
03:10I have overactive glands.
03:12We're looking into it.
03:14It was worse when he was a baby.
03:16We had to wrap his head in a diaper.
03:20Excuse me.
03:21Hold on a second.
03:27Do you need to copy my biology notes or something?
03:30Oh, no.
03:30No, I just came to ask you something.
03:34Are you going to the junior prom?
03:36Nah.
03:36I already told him I don't want to work lights this year.
03:41Oh, you are so funny.
03:43No, I mean, would you like to go to the prom with me?
03:48I'm new at the school and I don't know a lot of guys.
03:50And you seem very nice.
03:53Me?
03:56Well, uh, you know, I'll have to check the schedule.
04:00Are you trying to be cool?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Don't do that.
04:04Okay.
04:04I'm really tired of cool guys.
04:07Don't worry, because I am so not cool.
04:10Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:24And I'll go to your head when you write a report on a book you never read.
04:28This type of thing is he can make you better.
04:31That's why I said everything is not what it seems when you can get.
04:38All you wanted and you are in the streams.
04:41You might run into trouble if you go to the streams because everything is not what it seems.
04:51Everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want and buy the simplest of me.
04:59Be careful not to mess with the balance of things because everything is not what it seems.
05:19With the Marietta Animata spell, you can make any object come alive.
05:25Max, you're up.
05:27See what you can do with that cup.
05:31Marietta Animata.
05:34Are you picturing it with arms and legs?
05:38No, you got cheese on the board, so I'm thinking about cheese.
05:43No, we don't have any cheese.
05:46We have a cup.
05:48Justin, you're up.
05:50Justin.
05:52Justin!
05:53What?
05:54What?
05:56Oh, uh, sorry, Dad.
05:59You're not paying attention.
06:00That isn't like you.
06:01Yeah, it's like me, and you're not even doing it right.
06:04I completely check out.
06:05This place could be burning, and I wouldn't even know it.
06:09What's up, Justin?
06:10It's Miranda.
06:12It's a junior prom.
06:13There's going to be dancing and a lot of time to talk, and I'm kind of nervous.
06:18Well, I'm kind of nervous.
06:19No one is paying attention to the lesson.
06:21Uh, I am.
06:23It's easy.
06:24All right.
06:25Well, put your magic where your mouth is.
06:29Marietta Animata.
06:34Alex, what did you just do?
06:36I did the spell you wanted.
06:38You're welcome.
06:40Hello, losers.
06:41We're supposed to be doing it on the cup.
06:43Well, the trophy seemed easier.
06:45It already has legs.
06:47See you at the finish line.
07:04Sorry, Dad.
07:05Sorry, nothing.
07:07That was my first place in the state trophy I got in high school.
07:11You better find that young lady before your mom sees it.
07:15You know how she hates magic running amok.
07:17Well, she's still mad about all that stuff you said about evil on go-reel.
07:24Yeah, Mom wasn't pretty upset about all that stuff.
07:26Let's relive it.
07:27We'll play parts.
07:28I call Mom!
07:30Stop trying to change the subject.
07:33The rest of the lesson was going to be about how we unanimate stuff we've animated,
07:38and now we can't do that until you find that trophy.
07:41Class is over.
07:45Great.
07:45I'm already nervous about Miranda, and now I've got to worry about finding a stupid trophy.
07:50Oh, sounds like you've got a lot on your plate.
07:53Let me know how that all works out for you.
08:05Guys, which is better for prom?
08:08Well, the tux says safe, boy, but the zebra jacket says danger, danger, stay away from my daughter.
08:15Goth girl will like you for that.
08:19Whoa, you guys can never agree on anything.
08:27Yeah, I think we pretty much agree, and that's the biggest zit we've ever seen.
08:33What zit?
08:42Okay, Hop
08:43Well, it can't be that big, can it?
08:46Yeah, maybe
08:46Maybe the mirror's like a carnival mirror
08:51You can hardly see it
08:54My baby has a Z como una montana
08:58That means like a mountain
09:02This is gonna ruin everything
09:04I can't take Marilyn to the prom looking like this
09:07Why not? She does like danger
09:18What was I thinking getting involved with an older woman?
09:22Papito, calm down
09:24I've got her
09:33We just smear a little bit of this on
09:36Then we wrap it tight in the...
09:42And voila, in three days, gone
09:46Three days?
09:51The promise tomorrow, Mom
09:54Oh, I just remembered a quicker remedy
09:58Okay, I'm gonna need rubbing alcohol, a wire brush, and a towel for you to bite on
10:02What?
10:04No
10:09This thing keeps beeping
10:11The metal man must be close
10:13Alex, you're on a metal staircase with a metal detector
10:19Oh, I just wasted an hour going up and down these things
10:26I promise
10:27Why don't we just use the acne spell
10:39Alex, don't
10:40Magic only causes
10:56Crazy
10:57You're zit, just talk to me
10:59You should hear me sing
11:01Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
11:05I'll do anything but country
11:17What did you just do?
11:20I don't know
11:20You were yelling at me
11:22I got confused
11:23It's all your fault
11:24Dad said to never yell at someone when they're doing a spell
11:27No, he said don't yell at him when he's ordering takeout food
11:30He was so peeved when his pork dumplings didn't come
11:34He's already mad about the trophy
11:36Oh, you did this
11:37I'm just the guy with the big gross tuckens in my forehead
11:42Hello
11:50Come on
11:53I caught the trophy, man
11:54It was easy
11:55It was on the hamster wheel
11:57Hamster?
11:59Not too happy about it
12:03This isn't a bunch
12:04Now Dad will teach us the unanimation spell
12:06And your zit problem will be over
12:08Boy
12:09I didn't even get a chance to spend Christmas with you guys
12:15You animated Justin zit?
12:18Sweet, I want one
12:19Oh, no you don't
12:22Ow, trophy man kicked me
12:24Keep on truckin'
12:29Whoa
12:29Whoa, hey, he's in my shirt
12:32It tickles
12:41Okay
12:43Whoa
12:48Hey, my underwear
12:50Hey, you know what?
12:52I was wearing those for ten straight days
12:59That's it
12:59I'm calling Miranda and telling her
13:01I can't take her to the prom
13:03No, no, no, no, wait
13:04I can talk to Dad
13:05I'm not gonna let my brother miss out on what might be his only prom
13:09Because of some, what, ugly, hideous thing on his face
13:12You guys are really rude to company
13:26Daddy, your bread's so good
13:28It's, it's inspirational
13:30In fact, it makes me want to be a better person
13:33And I think I'm gonna start with wizard's training
13:37Really?
13:38Hey, here's an awesome idea I just thought of right now
13:43Why don't you give me the unanimation spell you were gonna teach us
13:47And I'll start working on it
13:49Oh, yeah
13:50Why don't I just give you the whole spell book
13:52We'll just call you a wizard
13:56That sounds like a lot of reading
13:57I'll just take the one spell for now
14:01Look
14:02With wizardry comes responsibility
14:05And that also means taking care of your mistakes
14:07I'm not giving you that spell until you find that trophy
14:15Where are you, trophy man?
14:17Mom has a bowling trophy
14:18She's really cute
14:19Tight top
14:20Short skirt
14:24Please tell me you got the unanimation spell from Dad
14:28I got the unanimation spell from Dad
14:30Oh, really?
14:32No, I just felt like I owed you some good news
14:36Yikes, the thing's so big
14:38I can't stop looking at it
14:39But don't worry
14:40I have a better plan
14:42We're just gonna pop the stupid thing
14:45Wait!
14:46I can help you with the girl
14:48What?
14:49Don't listen to him
14:50No, no, no
14:51Oh, Justin
14:52I can really help you
14:55How?
14:56You were great with the girl in biology, right?
15:00What are you like outside of class?
15:02Well
15:04I don't know
15:05I don't know
15:08Hold on
15:09What could you do for him?
15:11Talk him through the rough spots
15:13He's going with a girl almost as pretty as you
15:21Oh, he's good
15:25I still think it's a mistake
15:27The mistake is not taking advice from somebody who's been on thousands of girls' faces
15:35I know what they want to hear
15:37I know exactly what you should say to them
15:41Give me a chance
15:43Come on
15:43Maybe I could use a wing zit
15:48Yep, I see absolutely nothing wrong with letting a growth on your face tell you what to say to a
15:53girl
15:54Good luck
16:12You're gonna have to stop sweating
16:14It's getting into my eyes
16:17When you're gonna start helping me
16:19I've been talking about biology
16:20That's all I got
16:21I know
16:23She almost jumped out of the cab when you kept going on and on about deoxyribonucleic acid
16:30Just say what I say
16:35Here she comes
16:38Well, Denise says we look cute together
16:40And she loves your jacket
16:42You're the one who looks great
16:44Thank you
16:45Not you, the girl
16:48You're the one who looks great
16:50Well, thanks
16:51You're sweet
16:52No, you're sweet
16:53That's lame
16:55Don't have lib
16:58I...
16:58Well, you wanna dance?
17:00Sure
17:03What do you know about dancing?
17:05Nothing
17:06I'm a zit
17:07Put the hat down
17:09I don't wanna see this train wreck
17:25You're a really good dancer
17:28Justin's got a girlfriend
17:30He's not my girlfriend
17:32Girlfriend?
17:34Whoops
17:35Don't panic
17:36Hang in there
17:37Well, okay
17:40I'm your girlfriend
17:43Wow, I never thought I'd be so grateful to a zit
17:48Now you got your girl
17:50Now it's time for the Z-Man to have some fun
17:54Hey!
17:55You come with a fire extinguisher?
17:58Cause you're smoking hot
18:02But how did you do that?
18:05Uh...
18:06Do what?
18:06I thought I heard you talk while you were drinking
18:10That wasn't me
18:12Hey, baby
18:14Have the cupcake
18:16And eat it real slow
18:22That was you
18:23That's rude
18:25I'm sorry
18:27Uh...
18:28Hold on
18:30What are you doing?
18:33Oh, come on, dude
18:35Lighten up
18:36I got you the girl
18:38Now it's my turn to have some fun
18:41Hey, beautiful
18:43Can I talk to your boyfriend?
18:49That's it
18:50I'm popping you
18:51Not so fast, lover boy
18:54Get a load of me
18:56I'm engorged
18:57Grorged. You pop me and we both go down.
19:03Hey, Zebra.
19:05Are you just making monkey sounds at me?
19:09Oh, look who's learned his animals.
19:16Hey, you got a trophy, man.
19:19Yep, nothing like a duct tape finish line to save the day.
19:22Look, he's still trying to get out.
19:27Oh, it's Justin.
19:29Hey, how's prom?
19:33What? Huge 11th graders?
19:35How many?
19:36Look, I feel bad. I'll get this belt from Dad and I'll be there as fast as I can.
19:41Max, I gotta go help Justin at prom. Go get my jacket.
19:44The really cute one, the one that cinches at the waist with all the little buttons. Go!
19:48Oh, and my matching purse.
19:50I love one.
19:52Daddy!
19:54I caught the trophy, man.
19:56Great!
19:57You want to give me the unanimation spell now?
20:00Look, before we get into that, we need to sit down and have a long, serious talk.
20:05I know, I know. I'm grounded for three weeks.
20:08How did you come up with three weeks?
20:11One for using magic behind your back, another for letting the trophy man run around the house,
20:15and the last one for future trouble I'll probably be getting into.
20:20Well, that's one more week than I would have come up with, but we'll go with that.
20:26Okay, say, Gary Bay e-mobilité.
20:31Gary Bay e-mobilité.
20:35Great.
20:36Great.
20:39Even though I don't got it anymore, I still got it.
20:43I like the way I deal with problems.
20:49I think this purse goes better with this jacket.
20:54Now I've got another problem.
20:59Guys, when I implied you didn't know you're animals, what I meant was...
21:03You know, three against one really isn't fair.
21:06Yeah.
21:07I don't know a lot of what you just said, but...
21:11Let's see if you can say it again without any teeth.
21:14Hey, Brian!
21:16There's some loser in the hallway who says that you can't do 20-fingered push-ups.
21:20Everyone knows I can do 50.
21:23Let's go show them.
21:27Thanks, Miranda.
21:28Don't thank me.
21:29I just want to know what's going on.
21:31You're acting like two different people.
21:33Yeah, I'm sorry.
21:33I know I'm being worried.
21:35It's just that I really like you and nothing's going right.
21:39I like you, too.
21:41Can we start all over?
21:43Sure.
21:47Just a hug?
21:48I can get that from Grandma.
21:49How about some limp action?
21:52There you go again.
21:53You're a pig.
21:55Miranda.
21:56Wait.
21:57Dude, help me out here.
21:59I need a break.
22:01A weapon.
22:02But I'm not acting like one.
22:05Yo, everybody listen up.
22:09In the town and country suite.
22:12Give it up for DJ Mad Hatter.
22:17Yeah.
22:22Justin in the his house.
22:24Let's raise...
22:28And this is a fast one for all the ladies.
22:31Because I loves to watch you shake that junk.
22:39There's no body in the hallway.
22:41You must have scared him away.
22:44Ah, hey, look.
22:46Justin Timberlame is up on the DJ stand.
22:50You know, let's take that freak down.
22:52Hey, guys.
22:54Do you want to dance?
22:55Hey.
22:57Why would we want to dance with an 8th grader?
23:01Get lost.
23:04I'm in 9th grade, you big idiot.
23:13What took you so long?
23:14Okay, if you really want to know, I missed the A train.
23:17So I had to catch the bus on 4th street where this guy was selling the cutest earring.
23:22Just do the spell.
23:24No.
23:37Did it work?
23:38Yep, you're back to your regular piss.
23:43No, I'm sorry I got you into this.
23:46Now go out there and get your older woman.
23:52Uh, excuse me.
23:54I'd like you to apologize to Miranda Hampson for the way I acted.
23:58Miranda?
24:03Not wearing my hat, am I?
24:05Good job.
24:05Now pop that sucker and run.
24:07That's all I got.
24:07See you at home?
24:18Hey, Justin.
24:21Oh.
24:23Hey, Miranda.
24:25Miranda wanted to talk to you because I told her why you were acting so weird.
24:29Yeah, why didn't you just tell me you had a big zit?
24:32I would have understood.
24:33I've got one, too.
24:36Oh, man.
24:38Yeah, that's a hunger.
24:43Sorry, you two want to be alone.
24:49I was so nervous about tonight.
24:52Why?
24:53Well, because I've never been to a junior prom with an older woman that I really like.
24:58No, it's okay.
24:59Because I kind of like this one younger guy right now.
25:03Oh, that's cool.
25:06I understand.
25:08Good luck with him.
25:10She means you, stupid.
25:12Oh.
25:13Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:24Oh, my God.
25:24Oh, my God.
25:25Oh, my God.
25:27Oh, my God.
25:27Oh, my God.
25:28Oh, my God.
25:28Oh, my God.
25:28Oh, my God.
25:28Oh, my God.
25:30Oh, my God.
25:33Oh, my God.
25:36Oh, my God.
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