00:17Dude, close your mouth.
00:19Your tongue is gonna dry out.
00:22Out.
00:27Goodbye.
00:32Listen, ma'am, why don't you just ask her out?
00:35Kari Langsdorff?
00:37I can't ask out Kari Langsdorff.
00:39She's got no idea who I am.
00:41She's never even talked to me.
00:42I'm totally invisible to her.
00:45Sorry, man, I didn't see you there.
00:47Why would you?
00:49Totally invisible to everybody.
00:52Hey, Kari, you want to check out a movie this weekend?
00:54Do you play baseball?
00:57No, but I'm quarterback of the football team,
00:59president of student council,
01:00and I'm a swimsuit model.
01:03Oh.
01:04I only date baseball players.
01:12Oh, sorry.
01:14Didn't see you there.
01:17Oof.
01:19So, Justin, do you play baseball?
01:22Yes.
01:23You gonna try out for the team this year?
01:25I might.
01:26You think you got a shot at making it?
01:29Absolutely not.
01:33Well, you know, everything's gonna be a breeze.
01:36At the end of no doubt, just a five minute.
01:38This can fix any problems as light as the ease.
01:41Yes, please.
01:43You have to find out.
01:44It'll go to your head.
01:45When you write a report on a book you never read.
01:47With the step of your fingers, he can make you better.
01:52Everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
02:01You might run into trouble if you go to extremes.
02:05Because everything is not what it seems.
02:10Everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want and bad.
02:17That's simpler to me.
02:19Be careful not to mess with the balance of things.
02:24Because everything is not what it seems.
02:40Hey, Alex.
02:41Can I get a turkey sandwich?
02:42I'm off the clock.
02:43You know where everything is.
02:47Well, if you're off the clock, then what are we doing here?
02:50I've got a jean jacket at home that's not going to sequin itself.
02:55Relax, Harper.
02:56We're just waiting for my dad to come back with the team he's coaching so we can see the cute
02:59guys.
03:00All right, guys.
03:02Move your floats or on the house.
03:04Woo!
03:07Justin tried out for the first time and even made the team.
03:10Who knew?
03:11Well, I know how much you love baseball, so I figured I'd, um, give it a shot.
03:16Awesome.
03:16Then it's settled.
03:18I'm the Aztecs' number one fan.
03:20Let the trash talking begin.
03:23Dad, he's doing it again.
03:25Uh, Maxie, we really appreciate the enthusiasm.
03:28But let's not revisit what happened on the soccer field.
03:32What soccer field?
03:33The one the park police said you can't go to anymore?
03:37Excuse me for cheering for my brother.
03:40Is that a crime?
03:41According to the park police, yes.
03:45I'm kidding.
03:46The diaper started it.
03:50Hey, Alex, do you have an extra long spoon?
03:53Sure.
04:04Here you go, Riley.
04:06Uh, thanks.
04:12What was that?
04:13I thought you were off the clock.
04:14I'm always on the clock for Riley.
04:16Isn't he so cute?
04:19You mean Justin?
04:21No, Riley.
04:23Justin's cute.
04:30I can't believe Justin's on Riley's team.
04:33Finally, after years of Justin being a bore, I can use him for my own personal gain.
04:39How are you going to do that?
04:40I have no idea.
04:42But it's a nice feeling.
04:44The kind that makes you stop and give thanks you have a brother.
04:47Here he comes.
04:49How do I look?
04:50Fine.
04:51Just fine?
04:52Fine isn't good enough.
04:54Shoot, shoot, shoot.
04:57Hey.
04:58Hey, Justin.
05:00Congrats on making the team Riley's on.
05:02Baseball, right?
05:05Yep, I made the team all right.
05:08Well, you don't sound all right.
05:09What's the matter?
05:11I've done a bad, bad thing, Alex.
05:14Thanks.
05:15What?
05:21I charmed the baseball so Dad would think I was a good pitcher.
05:25I didn't know you were into baseball.
05:27I'm not.
05:27I'm into Kari Langsdorf.
05:30Okay, so what's the bad, bad thing you did?
05:33I cheated.
05:35I used magic to make the baseball team.
05:37If Dad knew, he would flip out.
05:40Yeah, but the important thing is, is now you're on the baseball team.
05:46With Riley.
05:50What?
05:52Well, Riley's the catcher, so he can teach you some stuff.
05:55But until then, you should probably use magic to stay on the team.
06:00Alex, I'm not like you.
06:01I don't break the rules.
06:03I'm ridden with guilt.
06:04It's eating up my insides.
06:06Pretty soon, I'll be just a show.
06:10Ugh.
06:11He'll get over it.
06:12And Justin, magic is your talent.
06:15I mean, do they make a tall basketball player play on his knees?
06:18No.
06:19Do they make a fast swimmer only do the dog paddle?
06:23No.
06:23Then why should a wizard not use magic?
06:27Relations on making the team.
06:29I'm Kari.
06:30Hi, Kari.
06:31I'm just...
06:32just...
06:34I'm just...
06:35Just so happy to meet you.
06:37Yes, he is.
06:38Justin.
06:39Well, it's nice to meet you, Justin.
06:41So, I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot of each other at the baseball game.
06:46Uh-huh.
06:52She can see me.
06:53She can totally see me.
06:55I'm not invisible anymore.
06:57No way.
06:57You know the invisibility spell?
06:59I'll trade you for the popularity spell.
07:01You know what?
07:01I am totally gonna use magic.
07:03Thanks, Alex.
07:05You always know the right, wrong thing to do.
07:09Now, go sit by Riley and tell him how cool I am.
07:25Here we go.
07:27Come on, now.
07:31All four.
07:33Take your bait.
07:35Hi, Mom.
07:37Time.
07:42Yay, Justin.
07:44He and I are gonna be going out soon.
07:48Nice job today.
07:50Nice job.
07:53All right, Justin.
07:54Let's see if you can finish this thing.
08:01Justin looks great in his uniform.
08:04He slept in it last night.
08:07I find that totally attractive.
08:20Alex, here comes Riley.
08:22Do you want to talk to him alone?
08:23That'd be nice.
08:25Got it.
08:26If you need me, I'll be over here.
08:29Hi, Justin.
08:30Hey, Riley.
08:31Cute uniform.
08:33Thanks.
08:34It was my idea to go with the sleeveless jerseys.
08:38I'm gonna be your good luck charm.
08:40What?
08:41Whenever I'm here, you'll win.
08:44If this guy strikes out and we win, I'll believe you.
08:50You'll see.
08:59Get this guy out and we win.
09:01If you don't, we lose.
09:04No pressure.
09:08Come on, Justin.
09:10Come on, Justin.
09:10Good luck, Justin.
09:12Throw a knuckleball.
09:16Yay.
09:19Come on, Justin.
09:21Mow this guy down.
09:22He ain't no hitter.
09:23He couldn't hit it if you threw a basketball.
09:26Hey, kid.
09:27Do you mind?
09:28That's my son.
09:30Oh, I'm sorry.
09:31For you.
09:32No.
09:38Tomino-nan-kinesis.
09:44Be on hitter.
09:45Be on hitter.
09:46That's your eye.
09:47Good eye, baby.
09:52We're on the court.
09:55That's my brother.
09:57I'm his brother.
09:58Together, we'll send you losers home.
10:02Nice work, son.
10:04Bring in the heat.
10:10Here on two.
10:13Amazing.
10:15Huh?
10:17You feel that heat?
10:20You feel that heat?
10:28Here on three.
10:49Way to go, loser.
10:51You should change your first name to Lou and your last name to Sir.
10:55Get it?
10:56Lou, sir?
11:00Oh, boy.
11:01You ever seen a kid pitch like that, huh?
11:05Come to think of it, I've never seen a kid pitch like that either.
11:10Something's not right.
11:22You are awesome out there today, Justin.
11:24Those batters had no clue what you were throwing at them.
11:27It's like they had never seen pitches before.
11:29Well, that's what I do.
11:30Throw them the dark stuff, turn up the heat, give them a little pop goes the weasel.
11:35Pop goes the weasel?
11:37Is that like a baseball term?
11:40Yeah.
11:41In Taiwan.
11:43Where I learned the pitch.
11:46Oh, I'm glad we finally met.
11:49See you around.
11:51Justin, I need to talk to you.
11:54As my dad or as my coach?
11:56As your magic teacher.
11:59You broke the rules.
12:00You never break the rules.
12:02Do they make a tall basketball player do the dog paddle?
12:06Do they make a fast swimmer swim on his knees?
12:09What are you talking about?
12:10Alex told me to use magic.
12:14Here's some advice.
12:15Stop listening to your sister.
12:17Got it.
12:18Email the self.
12:19Stop listening to evil sister.
12:23Justin, I am very disappointed in you.
12:27You've always been a stickler for the rules.
12:30All right, fine.
12:31I'll quit the team.
12:32No, you're not quitting the team.
12:34You're going to learn your lesson by pitching without magic.
12:38Okay, cream.
12:40Exactly.
12:41That's the learning your lesson part.
12:50I'm ready for Justin's second game.
12:54Uh, Max, don't you think that foam finger's a little big?
12:58No, but this one might be.
13:06Hey, if it rains, you can mop up the infield for us.
13:11That's a good one, Dad.
13:17Hey, Alex.
13:19You ready to go to the game?
13:20Come on.
13:20Nope.
13:22I'm not going today.
13:23But you're Riley's good luck charm.
13:26Well, my dad's making Justin pitch even though he can't use a spell.
13:29Spell?
13:32Yeah, Justin had a spelling test and couldn't practice pitching.
13:37Yeah, that works nice.
13:38So, he's going to get clobbered and the team's going to lose.
13:43But don't you want to see Riley?
13:46Yes, but not if they're going to lose.
13:48That's just going to show Riley that I'm not his good luck charm.
13:51But he might wish you were there.
13:54I know.
13:55That's the good part.
13:57I won't be there, which will reinforce the idea that I am his good luck charm.
14:03Okay.
14:05But I think it would be fun to see Riley.
14:09Let me explain this to you slowly.
14:36Oh, it's right.
14:39Let's go.
14:45Let's go.
14:50Oh, let's go.
15:00Let's go.
15:02Oh, let's go.
15:06Oh.
15:21Let me ask you something.
15:23I know, I know.
15:24I'm getting creamed out here.
15:26Right, right.
15:29Hey, does your sister ever ask about me?
15:42I know it was tough going today, Justin.
15:45Tough going?
15:47I gave up 26 runs.
15:49Their guys kept running around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and
15:55around and around and around and around and Justin.
15:57Listen.
16:00Only one of my kids is going to be able to keep his powers.
16:04I don't want you relying on magic.
16:06Because you might not have it one day.
16:09All right, all right, I get it.
16:11I never liked baseball anyway.
16:13Then why did you try out for the team?
16:16To impress Kari Langsdorf.
16:19Oh, I get it.
16:22You know, when I was your age, I tried using magic to impress a girl.
16:27Turned into a total disaster.
16:29What happened?
16:30I married her.
16:32Just kidding.
16:34Seriously, I'm just kidding.
16:37Don't even say I said that, even as a joke.
16:42The point is, using magic is cheating.
16:46And cheating to impress people ultimately fails.
16:50So, I suggest you practice hard.
16:54Because I've decided to pitch you again next game.
16:57Dad, without magic, I'll get creamed again.
16:59Not necessarily.
17:00You have some of my natural ability.
17:03We just have to find it.
17:04Son, you...
17:05You think I can do better than I did today?
17:08It'd be hard to do worse.
17:10I'll give it a shot.
17:11And no magic, right?
17:13Okay.
17:29Don't say anything.
17:29I will show you.
17:29I'll give it a shot.
17:30Why can't I tell you even if I'm going to tell you like it?
17:30I turn it away.
17:30Why can't I tell you other people?
17:31I'll carry off everything.
17:31No, I turn it away.
17:49I use theura before you do it.
17:49And I go to my partner.
17:49I speak.
17:49How about me?
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