00:00And everything is...
00:02SHARPONJACK'S FIRST GRAMMY MOTHERFUCKER!
00:07Phoenix Walker.
00:10World-famous rock star.
00:12Infamous fuckboy.
00:14And the man I never wanted to see again.
00:18But when you need to pay your dad's medical bills,
00:20and someone offers you 10 grand a week to babysit your ex,
00:24no is a word you can't use.
00:27Awww.
00:29Alright, party's over. Everyone out!
00:32Hey pretty, why don't you come join us?
00:34You know, I'd love to, but...
00:36I was kinda hoping that we could have...
00:41a little party of our own.
00:45Everyone get the fuck out.
00:47Get the fuck out!
00:54You look familiar. Have we fucked before?
01:02Yeah, Phoenix.
01:05We fucked.
01:13Once before you fucked me over.
01:15What the fuck?
01:20Remember me now, asshole.
01:24Lennon.
01:39Oh, hey, Big Back.
01:41Are your clothes drinking, or have you gotten fatter?
01:44Of course she's getting fatter.
01:45Careful, Godzilla. You might cause an earthquake.
01:50How creative, Draven.
01:52I thought you and Sabrina would have broken up by now,
01:54since she screwed your brother at prom.
01:56I guess it's true love, huh?
01:58How about you shut your filthy pig mouth?
02:00You know what?
02:01A tattoo would go really well with your dirty mouth.
02:05What do you think about...
02:08Lard ass.
02:17Hey!
02:18What's going on over there?
02:20Shit, it's Mr. White.
02:22Get her!
02:30Lennon!
02:45Fenix Walker?
02:48Of all the rooms I had to barge into my crushes?
02:54See the fucking sign?
02:56These girls, they're after me and...
02:59Did you get into a fight?
03:02Yeah, something like that.
03:05Where'd you go, Lennon?
03:07Come on.
03:10Give me your panties.
03:11My what?
03:12Do you want me to help you or not?
03:21Go.
03:24Get back here, fat ass!
03:33Sabrina, what the fuck?
03:36Phoenix!
03:37We were just...
03:37Ruining my after sex cig?
03:42Yeah, you were.
03:45Get the fuck out!
03:46Before I lose my patience.
03:49She's not here.
03:50Let's go.
03:57Okay, get out.
03:59Now.
04:05Looking hard into your eyes.
04:09Actually, you could go half a step higher.
04:12Excuse me?
04:13The song you were singing.
04:15You were singing it in the original key, but with your range, I think your voice would really shine if
04:20you went half a step higher.
04:25Actually, never mind. I'm just... I'm gonna go.
04:28Wait.
04:28Wait.
04:32My band's having an audition in a couple weeks.
04:36You should stop by rehearsals and hang out if you want.
04:40Maybe I will.
04:42Thanks.
04:45No, I never needed you at all.
04:48Cause I...
04:50My heart is black and blue.
04:54I'm...
04:54Torn up from loving you.
04:58It plays the best in me.
05:03With the worst in you.
05:07Torn up from loving you.
05:09Can't believe I've hung out with THE Phoenix Walker over the past two weeks.
05:14Feels like I've been dreaming.
05:17Relax, Lennon.
05:19It's the last day of school and I'm having a huge graduation party tonight.
05:22You have to come.
05:23Yeah, but you've never invited me to parties.
05:25Girl, that was before.
05:26You're hanging out with Phoenix Walker now.
05:28You're practically one of us.
05:30Please say you'll come.
05:31Yeah. Okay.
05:33Thanks.
05:34Great.
05:37And tonight, we'll make that fat ass regret ever touching Phoenix.
05:47This isn't so bad.
05:50Maybe tonight I am one of them.
05:52But where's Phoenix?
05:56Lennon!
05:57You're here!
05:58You must be starving.
06:00Let me show you where the buffet is.
06:01No, actually I'm okay.
06:03Everybody, come on over.
06:05Tonight I planned something really special for dinner.
06:09Roast pork.
06:11Smothered in barbecue sauce.
06:20Would you mind doing the honors?
06:23Oh!
06:26Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink,
06:34oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.
06:34Lennon, you didn't actually think that Phoenix cared about you, did you?
06:39That would be Disney-level delusion, and that would just be sad.
06:44Fatdies don't get hotties.
06:46You know, I'm thinking that I should take a picture for him.
06:50Maybe he's in the mood for pork chops.
06:53Sabrina?
06:54What the fuck is this?
07:05I know Sabrina already cut off your fucking balls, but you touch her again. I'm gonna cut off your tiny
07:09little fucking dick, too
07:12You're just mad because Lennon's got a functioning brain and all you got is that scrawny little fucking ass
07:24ah
07:40Stop staring. I know I look stupid. No, you're good
07:49What happened there
07:53My dad happened there
07:56It's been happening since I was like three
08:00Baseball that
08:04Crowbar
08:06Sigs
08:09And
08:12That's why I have to win my audition where I'll get the fuck out of here or else
08:17He's gonna never let me play again, and I'm gonna fucking die or better yet. I'm gonna become just like
08:21him
08:21No Phoenix you saved me. You're not him. You can never be him. I
08:28Don't know how I could ever thank you
08:31I do
08:38Sing something for me what oh my god, no, please
08:56I'm as tough as a new I'm a shop is a play
09:04I'm still I
09:07I'm still I in here in the mess you made
09:28I'm still lying here in the mess you made
09:32It's fucking perfect
09:48I'm pursuing this life
09:49You and me
09:52So you wanted to
09:53So you wanted to
09:54He gave me the courage to sing my song
09:57The way he looks at me
09:58He sees me
09:59He really does
10:01I wanted Phoenix
10:07I'm tough as a nail
10:11Sharp as a blade
10:14I'm still I
10:15I'm still lying there
10:17God damn
10:19Quit that fucking music
10:21Going around singing like a pussy
10:23Instead of getting a fucking real job
10:25You know what you are Phoenix?
10:27You're a worthless piece of shit
10:28You know what dad?
10:29What?
10:30You wanna see worthless piece of shit? Look in the fucking mirror
10:33Well, thank you for that
10:34Son
10:35How much you like that guitar, huh?
10:38That guitar's gonna go
10:39No, dad, no!
10:40Ah!
10:43Fuck
10:43Oh
10:45Dad, stop, stop, stop!
10:47Hey, if I catch you ever singing again
10:49I swear
10:50Dad, stop
10:50I'm gonna break every finger you got
10:52So you won't be able to play anything ever again
10:54Fuck
10:56Jesus shit
10:57You're lucky I don't break that thing
11:17Oh
11:17Oh man
11:19Dude
11:20Producer Hank Doherty just walked in
11:22Oh shit
11:24Holy shit
11:25But he's scouting originals only
11:27There's only one spot left, man
11:29We're not gonna win
11:31Unless
11:32You pull one out of your ass
11:34Now
11:38That's
11:38I'm gonna break every finger you got
11:39So you won't be able to play anything ever again
11:41I have to win my audition tomorrow and get the fuck out of here
11:44Or else
11:45He's gonna never let me play again and I'm gonna fucking die
11:47I'm as tough as a nail
11:51I'm as sharp as a
11:52I need to win and get the fuck out of here
11:56Even if it means breaking Lennon's heart
11:58I have an original
11:59I know
12:00Yes
12:01Let's fucking go, bro
12:04Yeah, Sabrina
12:06You meet me at the bar
12:07Right now
12:10Phoenix
12:12Phoenix
12:14Lennon, your man's been in there for like 15 minutes
12:16Okay
12:20Phoenix
12:22Are you in there?
12:22You're...
12:23You're gonna kill it tonight
12:30That was really hot, Phoenix
12:33They call me?
12:38Excuse me
12:52Mr. Last night you turned around and you slept with my bully?
12:56You think that I don't know that I'm not pretty enough or skinny enough for you?
13:00I thought we were friends and I was okay with that until you led me to believe that there was
13:05something more
13:07It's your fucking fault then
13:09Stop!
13:11I hate you!
13:14And I never want to see you again!
13:17You're the only girl I've ever loved, Lenn
13:21But love doesn't survive in a shit town like this
13:23Not for someone like me
13:29Let's go
13:30We got a show to play
13:47And now, the new number one hit song from a new rock band, Sharp Objects
13:52Sharp as a blade
13:55But I'm still lying here
13:58Phoenix dumped me and stole my song?
14:03Phoenix was the first person to ever make me feel special
14:08I thought he'd be by my side through everything
14:14Then he used me, broke me, tore me apart
14:19So I told myself
14:21Never again
14:24Fire lit up inside me that day
14:27And I let it consume me
14:31Not for anyone else
14:33But myself
14:35I rose up from the ashes
14:37And became the me
14:39I was always
14:40Meant to be
14:43So your memory's coming back to you, huh?
14:48So what hits first?
14:50You stealing my song
14:51The fact that you blew up
14:53Or...
14:54You using drugs because
14:55Deep down you know that you're really a fraud
14:58Fraud?
15:00Okay, Lenn
15:01If you hate me so much
15:02Then why the fuck are you on top of me right now?
15:05Your manager Chandler
15:06Hired me as your sober companion
15:08I guess I'm the only girl that can resist your fucking charm
15:11Because I hate you so much
15:13Damn, Lenn
15:14Sober companion
15:16That's a big fucking fall from daddy's Ivy League princess
15:19My dad's sick
15:20That's why I took the job
15:22Not like this spoiled junkie asshole would understand
15:25I'm keeping this job, jackass
15:28And you will follow my rules
15:32So rule number one
15:34Don't call me Lenn
15:35Tell you what, Lenn
15:36You get me high
15:37I will call you whatever
15:38The fuck you want me to
15:40Rule number two
15:49Don't even think
15:50About getting a fix
15:52Or I'll leave your ass cupped for TMZ to find
15:55You know what, Lenn, face it
15:56You're just fucking mad
15:57Cause you wanna fuck me and you hate it
15:58I know you
16:00You think that you know me so well, Phoenix
16:04You see
16:05The Lenn
16:06That you knew four years ago
16:11She's dead
16:12You killed her the night you stole her song
16:17So rule number three
16:19We're not friends
16:20This is strictly business
16:22Yes
16:23I'm officially here
16:24As your sober companion
16:26And I'm unofficially here
16:28To haunt you forever
16:30Phoenix Walker
16:31Eight weeks forty shows
16:34Every single time you see me
16:36I want you to think about what you did
16:39And I want you stone cold sober when you do it
16:55In that
16:55All I want and I pray
16:58All I need is a better day
17:00Fuck me, I'm looking in the mirror
17:02So foggy, but I've never seen clearer
17:04I don't really think anyone can save me
17:06And honestly, I'm not really sure I want saving
17:08I'd like to be my own worst enemy
17:10There's no risk if you don't try at anything
17:12So I'ma just keep going
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