00:13Hey, Mom.
00:15Okay, so you and Dad cross over into New Jersey, right?
00:18Then it's official.
00:19I'm in charge.
00:24Because, what if there was a tidal wave or something?
00:27I know, I know, I know.
00:29But if there was, then would I be in charge?
00:33Yes!
00:37All right.
00:39I'm in charge.
00:43Oh, look, a tidal wave.
00:48Now you're in charge.
00:52I'm funny, Alex.
00:53This is my new sweater.
00:55Justin, when you wear it every day for a week, it's not new.
00:58It just needs a wash.
01:06Okay, I washed it.
01:08You're welcome.
01:13Oh, well.
01:14Have a good day, you guys.
01:15I'm out of here.
01:16Alex?
01:18Where do you think you're going?
01:20I'm meeting Riley at the street fair.
01:23Uh, you're not going to the street fair.
01:25And you have to listen to me because Mom and Dad left me in charge.
01:28Justin, most 16-year-old boys have fun when their parents leave town.
01:32Uh, being the authority figure is fun.
01:34No.
01:36I've prepared a wizard training review sheet on some spells that I feel Dad hasn't covered enough in class.
01:44Myrieta Animata?
01:45I know this one.
01:47It's the one that makes you think you're the boss of me.
01:51No.
01:52Myrieta Animata is a spell for making an inanimate object come to life.
01:57Thanks.
01:58That's the answer.
01:58Well, I'm done with my review.
01:59See you later.
02:04Well, you know, everything's going to be a breeze.
02:07Like the emerald, no doubt, just a five minutes.
02:10You can wait to set your problems aside as the 80s.
02:12Yes, please.
02:14You can't find out.
02:15It'll go to your head.
02:17When you write a report on a book you never read.
02:19With the snap of your fingers, you can make it better.
02:22That's why I say everything is not what it seems when you can get.
02:29All you want it in your wildest dreams, you might run into trouble if you go to extremes.
02:36Because everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want and that is simpler to me.
02:50Be careful not to mess with the balance of things.
02:55Because everything is not what it seems.
03:08And then Jessica Miller told Marianna O'Shauncey that I shouldn't be able to get out of gym if no one
03:14else could.
03:14So then Marianna said that to...
03:16Riley!
03:17What?
03:20You were staring at Marianna O'Shauncey.
03:22I wasn't staring.
03:25Is it because she's got bigger hips than I do?
03:28Because I think they're fake.
03:32I was just looking.
03:33That's all.
03:34Alex, why do you always get so jealous?
03:37Just looking, huh?
03:39As in just browsing?
03:41As in doing a little shopping around?
03:43Which is in the market for Riley, new girlfriend.
03:46Hey, honey.
03:48You're doing it again!
03:49Honey!
03:51Honey!
03:54He's giving out free honey samples!
03:57I mean, come on, Alex.
03:59This is crazy.
04:00I don't think we should go out anymore.
04:04What?
04:06You're breaking up with me?
04:08But we're so good together.
04:09I mean, we have so many good memories.
04:12Remember you, me, and the penguins at the zoo?
04:17What are you doing?
04:18Um, I'm acting out our favorite memories.
04:20And then that one time, when we went for a walk.
04:26And then we went down the stairs.
04:31Alex, I'm breaking up with you.
04:33Okay, I'm not a very good mime.
04:35I'll admit that.
04:37Oh, it's because you're constantly jealous.
04:41I'm not constantly jealous.
04:43I just really like you.
04:45Well, you have a funny way of showing it.
04:48No, I don't.
04:49I'm constantly jealous.
04:50That's how I show it.
04:56Okay, I'm done with my wizard homework.
04:59Can I watch TV now?
05:01Sit.
05:02Let me check it.
05:06Mm-hmm.
05:07Mm-hmm.
05:08Mm-hmm.
05:09Mm-hmm.
05:12Yes.
05:13You might want to look at spell five.
05:15You got spell five wrong?
05:16No.
05:17Spell five's the only one you got right.
05:20You're meaner than Dad.
05:22Thank you, and you're dumber than I thought.
05:24Well, then you should have thought that I was dumber.
05:26Now who's dumb?
05:30Okay.
05:31You need to think harder about the Murrieta Animata spell.
05:34If you leave an animated object animated too long, then it develops emotions.
05:39I mean, if I turn this doll into a person, I'd feel bad about being stuck in the box.
05:45Don't touch that!
05:47That's Calico Woman in her Legion of the Super Ladies uniform.
05:51They only made a thousand of these lovely ladies.
05:54Isn't that right, Calico Woman?
05:59So what you're saying is there's 999 other guys who couldn't get a girl to talk to them?
06:07Don't listen to them.
06:18Riley broke up with you?
06:20Yeah, but I'm being really strong.
06:24Oh, that's good.
06:25You want some churn?
06:26Sure.
06:28Riley used to buy food and let me eat some of it.
06:34You guys were so good together.
06:36Remember that time you went to the penguins?
06:42Oh, that did look weird.
06:48Hey, Alex.
06:50I heard that you and Riley broke up.
06:53What do you say you and I go out?
06:55Um, excuse me, Ken.
06:58Hi.
06:59Uh, we're going out.
07:01Like, right now.
07:03Yeah, I've been meaning to talk with you about that.
07:06This will only take a second.
07:14I can't believe Riley thinks I'm jealous.
07:17You know, Riley would be jealous, too, if I were looking at other guys all day.
07:21You know what you should do?
07:22You should have an open and honest talk with Riley to establish trust.
07:26Then you'll have a firm foundation for the future.
07:30Ew.
07:31That sounds like something old couples in their 20s would do.
07:36Then what are you thinking?
07:39I'm thinking I'll find a boyfriend who's cuter than Riley, make him jealous, and then he'll
07:44want to get back together with me.
07:45Yeah.
07:47What am I thinking?
07:49We're not in our 20s.
07:50We don't watch the news.
08:00So, see any cute guys around here?
08:03I see a lot of cute guys.
08:13Hey, Harvard, did you see that booth where they sell rock families with the ice fluid on
08:18them?
08:18Where?
08:19Around the corner.
08:20Do they have any with two parents, one teenage girl, and a smallish, held-up grandma?
08:25I don't know.
08:37Oh, that pool hurts.
08:42Oh.
08:43Hello, handsome.
08:44Hello.
08:46Hello to you.
08:48Hello.
08:49Hello.
08:51I could say hello.
08:56I'll explain that later.
08:58The important thing is, is I'm Alex, and your name is Manny.
09:04Yeah, Manny.
09:05Last name Ken.
09:06Manny Ken.
09:07Okay.
09:08And you're my new boyfriend.
09:10Whoa.
09:10This is moving too fast.
09:12I just got off that pole.
09:14Let's go.
09:48You know, you look so familiar.
09:51Where do I know you from?
09:54I know you look just like my uncle, but they took him away a long time ago.
09:59I mean, that's okay, because I mean, it was just me in the window then for a while.
10:04That's way too good in there.
10:07Why?
10:07Why?
10:08Why?
10:10Why?
10:42This is my mom, my dad, my grandma, and me.
10:50Your dad's a pirate?
10:53Oh my gosh, one of my dad's eyes fell off.
10:56Nobody move. Nobody move.
11:07What are you doing?
11:11I'm cleaning Calico Woman because I'm selling her on the Internet.
11:15Well, her and Man Boy.
11:17Even the box has to be in mint condition.
11:21Oh, by the way, did you clean your room or just shove everything under the bed?
11:26Cleaning my room is shoving everything under my bed.
11:31That's why beds have an underneath.
11:38Hey, everybody. This is my new boyfriend, Manny.
11:41Hey, everybody. I can say hello.
11:46Hello. I'm Justin.
11:52Uh, Alex, what happened to Riley?
11:56We broke up like an hour ago. Where have you been?
12:00After grieving over Riley for 15 minutes, I met Manny, and it was love at first sight. Right, Manny?
12:06Right.
12:10I didn't even know what it was like to feel alive until I met Alex.
12:15Aw, that's so sweet. You guys make such a cute couple.
12:19Alex, it's like Manny was made for you.
12:22You have no idea.
12:25Manny, this is Harper.
12:26Nice to meet you.
12:28I'm looking for an eye.
12:29Nope.
12:35And my brother, Max, and my older brother, Mr. Russo.
12:41And those are Mr. Russo's dolls.
12:44Found it!
12:45Well, this isn't my dad's eye. It's a button.
12:49Wait, buttons don't have legs.
12:50Ah, it's a bug!
12:52Oh!
13:01Alex, can I talk to you for a second?
13:04I don't know. Manny and I are pretty busy talking about how I don't get jealous, but...
13:12Sure!
13:19I feel horrible about our breakup.
13:22I was stupid.
13:23I didn't know what it felt like to feel jealous until I saw you with that guy over there.
13:29His name is Manny.
13:32I prefer to call him that guy over there.
13:39What are you saying, Riley? Want to get back together?
13:42I would.
13:44Yes.
13:47Well, I don't... Okay.
13:51Really?
13:53Well, what about that guy over there?
13:56Oh, don't worry.
13:58Manny's used to being stood up.
14:06It's an inside thing.
14:11Stood up.
14:13You're breaking up with me?
14:15Yes.
14:17And you're okay with it because I'm going to turn you back into a mannequin.
14:22All right.
14:26Gary Bay immobilité.
14:30Huh. Okay. One more time.
14:33Gary Bay immobilité.
14:41Uh, Justin, a question completely out of the blue.
14:48But what's the spell to un-animate something you've brought to life?
14:52Gary Bay immobilité.
14:56Well, I tried.
14:58So, Manny, this is your lucky day.
15:00You're free to live your life.
15:02You'll do great out there, handsome kid like you.
15:05Okay.
15:06You enjoy.
15:08All right.
15:08You know, that's too bad.
15:10I really liked Manny.
15:11Oh, and he wears the same sweater as me, which I saw on a mannequin that looked a lot like
15:17Manny-kin.
15:21Manny-kin.
15:25Manny-kin.
15:27Manny-kin.
15:28Yes, I animated the mannequin from the store.
15:35What's the big deal?
15:36Alex, you can't be using magic without my permission.
15:39That's a complete disrespect to my authority.
15:41I tried to change it back, but it didn't work.
15:45Uh-oh.
15:47What uh-oh?
15:49If you bring something to life and it develops emotions, you can't change it back.
15:55Manny's in love with you.
15:57Don't be ridiculous.
15:58He's a mannequin.
15:59He can't be in love with me.
16:02Alex, look.
16:03I brought you one flower for every minute that I've loved you.
16:09Oh, no.
16:15Manny, we broke up.
16:16Don't you remember?
16:17You have to stop following me.
16:19I can't, Alex.
16:21I'm in love with you.
16:23You get me.
16:24Manny, you taught me how to drink from a straw without poking myself in the eye.
16:28Remember the time I kissed the duck?
16:35But what if someone else got you?
16:38And then you could have even better times with them.
16:41Really?
16:42Do you know that someone?
16:44I think I do.
16:46She's a real doll.
16:48She's a friend of my brother's.
16:56More wizard homework?
16:58Dad doesn't even make me do homework on Friday.
17:01Max, if you put it off until Sunday night, then I won't be able to put you kids to bed
17:05early.
17:06Have a little quiet time for myself.
17:10What are you going to do?
17:11Light some candles and take a bath?
17:18My quiet time is my quiet time.
17:23Okay, so you're a teenage boy who drinks tea and likes to take baths.
17:34Like, I'm not going to tell anyone about that on the internet.
17:38Hey, you get down here, young man.
17:41That's it.
18:07Murrieta Anamata.
18:09Grande!
18:10Grande!
18:11Ow!
18:12Oh, that twist tie's really hurt.
18:18Manny, meet Calical Woman.
18:21Calical Woman, meet Manny.
18:24You two have a lot in common.
18:27I don't have anything in common with a superhero.
18:30You're so wrong, Manny.
18:33Who likes to say hello?
18:35Oh, hello.
18:38Hello.
18:39Hello.
18:41Who here is dishwasher safe?
18:46That's the only thing about me that's safe.
18:55You two are going to be so happy together.
18:58You two are going to be so happy together.
19:04I'm still in love with her.
19:09When you say that, that makes me really mad.
19:11Yeah, that's called jealousy.
19:14Oh, I don't like that feeling.
19:21You two are going to be so happy together.
19:22I'm still in love with her.
19:27I'm still in love with her.
19:35I'm still in love with her.
19:38I'm still in love with her.
19:49I'm still in love with her.
19:50Like when you're totally underwater.
19:52You're not really wet.
19:58Just you are.
20:02Calical Woman's gone.
20:05Well done.
20:07It says right here, no chains can hold her.
20:12Chains are a lot stronger than a cardboard box.
20:17Alex.
20:19See?
20:21Max!
20:22What?
20:26Alex!
20:27Don't leave me.
20:28Look, look.
20:28I won you with stuff gorilla.
20:30All right, enough.
20:31This has got to stop, Manny.
20:33It's over.
20:33But I'm in love with her.
20:35Seriously.
20:35It's over.
20:37Otherwise, that pretty face ain't going to be so pretty no more.
20:41Oh, no.
20:41You're not going to change my head into that featureless knob.
20:46All right, that's it.
20:48Wait, look.
20:50Riley, wait.
20:54Manny!
20:56Manny!
20:57I love you!
21:02Okay, let's split up and find Alex.
21:05Because where Alex is, that's where my Calical Woman doll is.
21:08Well, there's Manny.
21:12Oh, and there's Riley.
21:15Oh, found Alex.
21:19Manny!
21:20And Calical Woman.
21:23Man, she is huge.
21:25And alive!
21:26fian laughs.
21:38Man, she is huge.
21:42Listen, all that was great.
21:46Dropped in the被isk.
21:47Okay, thank you.
21:56Hey, Sarah.
21:59Daddy! Daddy!
22:03You were both made in China!
22:43We need a volunteer. Who wants to sit in this dunk tank?
22:52I'll go in! Excellent, excellent. Just climb right up there.
22:58Okay, who would like the first shot at sending this handsome fella into this dunk tank?
23:08I would.
23:10Riley! What are you doing?
23:14I'm gonna teach Manny that no one comes between me and my girl.
23:19I know you don't like jealousy on me, but on you it is so hot.
23:28No!
23:36Why not?
23:40Alex!
23:41Oh no, what happened to Manny?
23:45Looks like he got wet. You know, sometimes water can make his spell wear off.
23:52How do you know that?
23:54Because the spell just wore off.
23:59Manny!
24:00What have they done to you?
24:05What's going on here?
24:08Alex, that guy over there just turned into giant doll pieces.
24:13That's it! I'm calling Waverly Place Street Fair Security!
24:20No, no, no. No need to do that, okay?
24:23I have to tell you something. I have to tell everybody something.
24:27Ladies and gentlemen, the man you just saw in the dunk tank is really a...
24:32magician, the great mannequini, and for his big trick, he has disappeared in the dunk tank, leaving behind a disassembled
24:48mannequin in his place.
24:50Ta-da!
24:53Oh!
24:56Oh, yeah!
24:59And how about a hand for his lovely assistant?
25:03Yeah!
25:09Watch your outfit, you're going back in the box.
25:12I never liked you.
25:14Hey! Hey!
25:15You get back here!
25:20Hey!
25:24Wow.
25:25I thought Manny was just a mannequin who got turned into a person and then back into a mannequin.
25:31But he was really just a magician.
25:34Great show! Great show!
25:37Great show!
25:47Look, Alex, see what happens when you break the rules.
25:51Things end up working out for me?
25:55No.
25:57You almost exposed us as wizards and I lost Calico, woman.
26:00She was worth a hundred bucks.
26:02Hey, I got my boyfriend back and I'll give you a hundred bucks.
26:06Who got hurt?
26:07I did because you didn't respect me being in charge.
26:12Why is that so important to you?
26:15What about living?
26:18Having fun?
26:19Doing stuff to tell stories about?
26:21Like this.
26:23This is going to be a great story to tell.
26:26The only people you could tell this story to would ground you.
26:30If you'd calm down every once in a while, I would tell you stories.
26:35Like, I bet you've always wondered what happened to your lightsaber and cape.
26:41Alex, how am I supposed to be calm when you tell me stuff like that?
26:50Oh, come on, you grandpas. Can anyone dunk me?
26:54You know, it's really hot out here. I could really use a dip.
27:10So you can thank people for your life and what you've always been saying.
27:12I'll probably take care of how the lightsaber has been.
27:12I would like to thank them for having fun.
27:12I'm not gonna go home.
27:12I don't have to go home.
27:12Look, there's a lot of fun.
27:13Look at home.
27:13I'm not gonna go home.
27:13You're not gonna live.
27:13There's too much fun.
27:13I'm not gonna go home, no.
27:14Look at home.
27:15I'm not gonna go home.
27:15I was gonna go home.
27:16I'm not gonna go home.
27:16You're all around the place to this.
27:16You
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