00:08All right, what you think is cooler for my date?
00:12Leather jacket or this hoodie?
00:15Well, let's see.
00:19Smither more.
00:22What if we...
00:24Good.
00:27Ew!
00:30Yep, I'd go with the hoodie.
00:32Take it easy. I'm a mouth breather.
00:39I can't believe you let your whiz tech buddy set you up on a blind date.
00:43And all you know from her is what you've learned from her profile on Whiz Face.
00:47You haven't even seen her. She's hot.
00:50And she's into all the same things that I'm into.
00:53Please. Listen, everybody's hot on Whiz Face
00:56because they don't show their real picture and they lie about what they're into.
01:00What picture did she see of you?
01:03Oh, I don't think pictures really capture my essence.
01:06That's why I posted a complicated mathematical equation.
01:12Come check it out.
01:17Oh, I get it.
01:19Because you're hard to figure out and nobody cares enough to try.
01:25What are the embarrassing things you have on your embarrassing page?
01:29Oh, my gosh.
01:31I can't believe you posted that picture with you and that centaur.
01:36Don't you wish she would have told you she was half horse and half girl
01:39before you asked her to Whiz Tech Prom?
01:43I saved a lot on a limo.
01:47I'm just saying, people or horses are not always honest on Whiz Face.
01:54Okay, that's Isabella now.
01:56I guarantee you she looks exactly like her picture on Whiz Face.
02:02Is this the Russo residence?
02:12Hi.
02:16Here's your floral wrist look.
02:20Thanks.
02:21And here's some mail that came to my apartment by accident.
02:28Oh, ma'am.
02:32Take it easy.
02:36Whew.
02:37Nah.
02:38I wouldn't fuse so fast.
02:41At least that lady only had two legs.
02:46Okay, I'm sure Isabella's normal.
02:48Oh, forgot the floral wristlet.
02:56Hi, I'm Isabella.
02:58Is Justin here?
03:00Oh.
03:01Well, you're cute.
03:02Boo.
03:06Justin?
03:08Isabella?
03:12Wow.
03:13You're even prettier than your pictures on Whiz Face.
03:18And you don't look anything like
03:21X equals Y squared over cosine of pi.
03:25I know, everyone says that.
03:27So nice to meet you.
03:29And even nicer for you to meet Alex,
03:31who thinks she knows everything.
03:36Here, take a seat.
03:37I'll go get you some of your favorite diet Whiz Fizz.
03:40You know, the soda.
03:42I remembered from your profile.
03:50Well, this was fun.
03:52Can you pass me my sweater, please?
04:06Okay.
04:14Now that was fun.
04:19Really?
04:20Because my word was awkward.
04:25Well, you know, everything's gonna be a breeze.
04:27At the end, we'll know about just a five minutes.
04:30Can fix any problem with the slightest ease.
04:32Yes, please.
04:44Everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
04:52You might run into trouble if you go to extremes.
04:56Because everything is not what it seems.
05:02Everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want by the simplest of means.
05:10Because everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
05:29Because everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
05:41Everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
05:41All right, honey.
05:43Wait, wait, wait.
05:44We don't own a dog.
05:47This is Tucker.
05:49Mrs. Carrington's dog.
05:50She's gonna pay us five bucks a day to walk him.
05:53We're saving up to buy those cups on a chain.
05:55So we won't have to keep asking you guys for cups.
06:00You know, honey, it's really not that much of a bother.
06:02We own a restaurant.
06:03We've got hundreds of cups.
06:06We want cups on a chain.
06:08Are you in or are you out?
06:11All right, all right.
06:12I guess I'm in.
06:13You know what?
06:14I'm gonna bake some dog biscuits from a recipe I saw on Dog Food Network.
06:22Why do we want cups on chain again?
06:25How many times has someone offered you a beverage and you have nothing to put it in?
06:31Never.
06:33Well, it'll never happen again.
06:40Oh, hi.
06:41Are you one of Alex's friends?
06:44No, Dad.
06:45She's with me.
06:47A pretty girl can be with me.
06:51Oh, right.
06:54Of course.
06:57I'm Isabella.
06:59You must be Mr. Russo.
07:01Hi.
07:04Uh, I'll get Alex.
07:07Oh.
07:08Teresa, please.
07:10A pretty girl can be with Justin.
07:13Oh, of course.
07:16Justin and I were set up by friends and we've been getting to know each other on WizFace.
07:22WizFace?
07:23Really.
07:24Oh, yeah.
07:26I hear it's a fun social networking site where people from the wizard world who don't know each other at
07:31all can get to know each other.
07:36Justin, can you come in the kitchen? We need help with the salami slicing.
07:40It's Max's turn for that.
07:42Well, we need your help with something else.
07:45Yeah.
07:46What?
07:48What thing?
07:51Justin, get in the kitchen right now.
07:53All right.
07:55Come on, Isabella.
07:56We're going into the kitchen.
07:57No, no.
07:58No, no.
07:58No, no.
07:59Isabella needs to stay here because of, um...
08:03What are we doing?
08:04Isabella, you stay here.
08:05Justin!
08:20Oh.
08:22Hi, Alex.
08:25I saw that.
08:28Saw what?
08:30I'm not sure what I saw, but I saw that.
08:38Once again, we have to discuss WizFace and how dangerous it is because you never really know who you're dealing
08:44with.
08:45And how you keep buying stuff on the worldwide wizard web that you don't need.
08:49Like the submarine part of the month club.
08:54I know it seems ridiculous right now, but in 128,000 months, I'll have a complete submarine.
09:04And there's nothing wrong with Isabella.
09:06She... she's really nice.
09:08Well, at least this one's not half horse.
09:13That centaur looked beautiful in her prom dress.
09:19Honey, you are missing the point.
09:21You didn't know she was a centaur before you met her.
09:24She ate all the carrots in the sub shop.
09:27Our coleslaw was flavorless for a week.
09:31Mom, Dad, I hear what you're saying right now, but...
09:34I think I'm old enough to make my own decisions.
09:37Alright, just do yourself a favor and get to know her better before you get serious.
09:43And don't worry, it's gonna be fine.
09:44I'm going out of date with her.
09:46Everything's gonna be okay.
09:47Look at her.
09:49She's fine.
09:54I...
09:57She totally just heard everything we said.
10:00We should really shut this when we're talking about people and they're sitting right there.
10:10So, uh, where are you guys going again?
10:13Taking Isabella for a walk in the park.
10:15Oh, she'll like that.
10:33Hi
10:35Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello.Sクワー
10:51you see i almost caught that squirrel and that bus and that cab and the guy on the bike
10:58you almost caught a lot of things i know isn't this the best walk ever yeah i just thought we'd
11:05walk together oh okay okay let's walk together and listen if i ever get out of sight all you
11:12have to do is whistle hot i like it can you believe my sister and my parents think we don't
11:22know enough
11:22about each other to go out i know i can tell from your profile that we're into all the same
11:28things
11:28cozy blankets long naps car rides neither one of us likes thunderstorms or vacuum cleaners vacuum
11:37cleaners are the worst if you don't wear your shoes inside there's no need for a vacuum
11:44i love shoes me too i wear them everywhere
11:51i can't wait for my parents to see how perfect we are together
12:07ow
12:10hey alex we're getting cups on chains so we're around our necks
12:17well justin's girlfriend's a dog
12:22watch
12:24hey guys can i play
12:26okay thank you thank you yo isabella fetch
12:40hey alex isn't isabella great she's so so athletic and friendly she says hello to everyone in the park
12:53yeah your girlfriend's a dog
12:57what are you talking about she's beautiful
13:01you just hate that we're perfect for each other
13:04she put my sweater in her mouth and played tug of war with me isabella is hiding something
13:11oh you just don't like the fact that i'm falling in love
13:17yeah yeah i am i'm falling in love
13:23she ate a dog biscuit like it was a chocolate chip cookie right out of the oven
13:28she jumped in the air and caught a plastic flying disc in her mouth
13:33we both love catching plastic flying discs in our mouth
13:42that's one of the many things that we have in common
13:48you can't catch a plastic flying disc in your mouth
13:51you can't catch a plastic flying disc in your hands
13:54oh yeah
13:57hey gunner
13:58hit me
14:06get through
14:08am i bleeding
14:15okay
14:16okay the swelling's going down you cried it out you're gonna live
14:22now
14:24isabella
14:26did you leave out one piece of crucial information on your whiz face page like the fact that you're a
14:31dog
14:34that's ridiculous
14:35i wouldn't be ready to commit myself to isabella without having a pretty good idea of who she is
14:42you're not a dog are you
14:44no
14:44see
14:46i'm a werewolf
14:52oh whoa i did not see that coming
14:59so what
15:02not seeing things coming is the roller coaster of love
15:06and i'm strapped in ready for the ride
15:08today i found out my girlfriend's a werewolf
15:13yay
15:16how many other guys can say that
15:19well
15:19none
15:20because i'm guessing anybody else who could say that has been eaten
15:25that's a stereotype
15:27we're actually very loving
15:29i sense that about you
15:31oh justin come on
15:33just admit it
15:34you don't know anything about her
15:36oh alex
15:37i can't believe your level of jealousy
15:39i just hope that one day
15:41you can be as happy as we are
15:47oh justin there is one more thing that you should know about me
15:50yes my love
15:53when you kiss a werewolf
15:55you turn into a werewolf
16:08perfect
16:14oh my gosh this is gonna be so painful
16:18as my genetic structure is changing
16:20as my spine shifts from human to canine
16:22as my hands elongate and become lupine
16:25waiting for the claws to shoot out of my fingernails
16:28i love you
16:33that's another stereotype
16:35the change is pretty fast and painless
16:38really
16:46oh
16:48you're right
16:51nice coat
16:56thanks
17:01alex
17:01what are you gonna do
17:04well
17:05don't ask me
17:06i proved you guys don't know each other
17:08my work is done
17:21okay
17:22so i'm a werewolf
17:24there's a price to love
17:25love hurts
17:26but i didn't die
17:28just a werewolf
17:31i'm not gonna die am i
17:34no you're good
17:35just don't chase cars
17:39all right
17:40that's about as much puppy love as i can take
17:42get it
17:43where do i come up with these things
17:46wait
17:46alex
17:47you're not gonna tell dad
17:49right
17:52no
17:53because dad would want to blame this all on liz's face
17:56and then say i told you so
17:57and then you'd want to change me back
18:04and maybe i don't want to get changed back
18:08maybe i enjoy seeing everything in black and white
18:13maybe i'm perfectly happy now as a werewolf
18:16with isabella
18:17what is that smell
18:21it's you dude
18:24it comes with the fur
18:26oh
18:28well then i like it
18:29i love having fur
18:33i'm drawing my new lease on life
18:36don't you mean leash on life
18:38man that is a good one
18:40up top
18:40oh careful of the claw though
18:43stop judging us with your hurtful jokes
18:47come on isabella
18:48we're obviously not accepted here
18:51we have to do what people in love
18:53have done since the beginning of time
18:55run away to the only place
18:57where animals can be free
19:00the park
19:04hi
19:04don't forget your callers
19:06it's flea season
19:07another one
19:09i am on fire
19:12okay we're actually going now
19:15and like i said
19:16don't tell dad that we're going to the park
19:19okay
19:21i'm not and why are you still here and not chasing a cat
19:26it's that kind of hatred and prejudice
19:29that makes us unable to stay here for more than one moment
19:33come on my love
19:45hey alex
19:46successful day of dog walking
19:48i cut my cup on a chain
19:52yep
19:52living the dream
19:55so what's going on here
19:57well
19:59justin's wist face girl turned out to be a werewolf
20:02they kissed
20:02he turned into a werewolf
20:04and they ran away to spend the rest of their lives together
20:06so i guess it's just you and me
20:10well hey i got justin a cup on a chain
20:12but uh
20:14his loss is your gain right
20:21let's have a race to see who can fill theirs with spit first
20:26where are you going
20:27back right away
20:34so glad we're out here starting our new life
20:37they're holding paws on this bench with nobody to stop us
20:41including my parents
20:44i don't even care if they were looking for me
20:46and even if they heard me
20:53i'm justin russo
20:57sitting on this park bench
21:01next to the lamp hole
21:16getting kinda hungry
21:19we should go eat some cats or something
21:23werewolves don't eat cats
21:25that's a stereotype
21:26just like how we only change during a full moon
21:29we change even better
21:34it's like people watch a couple of movies
21:37and suddenly they know all about werewolves
21:39a wolf about the inner city school guidance counselor
21:42believe you would watch those movies
21:44they're demeaning
21:45for one minute
21:46those shows make us look like animals
21:49instead of people with a condition
21:51that with the proper diet and exercise
21:53can live a normal healthy life
22:02i'm sorry
22:03okay i got a little worked up
22:06but i had no idea that you liked werewolf movies
22:11that's the type of thing you should have listed on your whiz face profile
22:15i mean i don't really care where you went to chess camp
22:21you're mad at me
22:22because i left something out of my whiz face profile
22:25because i think you left something out of your whiz face profile
22:29that's pretty big
22:30what?
22:32hmm
22:33let me think about what it is
22:35while i stroke my beard
22:37and my arms
22:39and my whole body
22:41because there's hair all over it
22:52most moms have to look for their lost kids at the department store
22:56but no
22:57i have to look for my werewolf son in the park
23:00hey
23:01i said we'll get pretzels once we find him
23:04we could get pretzels anywhere
23:12oh my gosh
23:14do you smell your mom your dad and your sister
23:18but mostly your dad
23:22yeah
23:23and i see them
23:25after i specifically told them not to come after me
23:30boy am i mad at her
23:33over here
23:36good
23:36good
23:36we'll lure them over here and then we'll make a mad dash for it
23:39exactly
23:41i'll go this way and you go that way
23:43and no stopping and digging
23:45got it
24:01oh
24:01oh
24:03guys
24:04there's something that i have to tell you
24:06you won best in show
24:08congratulations
24:11i don't have to say i told you so do i
24:15no
24:15well
24:16i do
24:19i told you so
24:21you cannot trust what people say on whiz face
24:24i thought we learned that
24:26when your prom date had matching shoes and a saddle
24:28but apparently
24:30someone has to turn themselves into a werewolf
24:32for the lesson to take
24:35my poor baby's a werewolf
24:37what are we gonna do
24:40well
24:41i'm not shaving him
24:44it's not about shaving justin
24:47i remember
24:48a recipe to a potion
24:50thank you i'll drink anything
24:53it's not exactly a drinking potion
25:04dad this is embarrassing
25:05i know
25:07it's a potion
25:08and a punishment
25:09all in one
25:12i don't think it's working
25:14he's still hairy
25:15well
25:16i'm cool
25:17as long as he doesn't use my brush
25:20oh
25:22maybe you do drink it
25:24yep
25:24it's a drinking potion
25:28what
25:28you mean i didn't have to scrape the eggshells and coffee grounds out of the bottom of that thing
25:34yeah
25:35looks like we learned a couple of things today
25:38yeah
25:38justin learned not to trust people on whiz face and you learned what the word ingest means
25:43i thought it meant joking
25:48am i supposed to drink my own bath water
25:51chug
25:52chug
25:53chug
25:54chug
25:54chug
25:55chug
26:14chug
26:16Hey, it's good to see you again.
26:18Yeah, I felt bad that it didn't work out so well with us.
26:23Guess we should have gotten to know each other first.
26:28I know.
26:29We didn't even get to slow dance together at the prom.
26:35I'm not doing anything right now.
26:37Me neither.
26:39Cool.
26:42Later.
26:46Later.
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