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1975 A Boy and His Dog Post Don Johnson UNCUT MOVIE [Full Movie] [Free Online HD]Full EP - Full
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00:02:28Hold, one more.
00:02:48You're still constantly overreacting.
00:02:50I have absolutely no idea how I've managed to keep you alive so long.
00:02:59And I wouldn't bother going down in there unless your taste has changed radically.
00:03:02They left an ugly mess.
00:03:04I said they left a mess.
00:03:06I heard you.
00:03:07Pearls are poor swine.
00:03:08All my directives go completely unregarded.
00:03:11Sometimes you're just as ignorant as any other common rover.
00:03:14One indication of a female and all is caution to the wind.
00:03:17The eyes glaze, the glands swell, and the brain freezes.
00:03:20I can't see a thing in there.
00:03:22Smell it.
00:03:23I thought you were doing all the scouting today, Vic.
00:03:26Damn it, blood.
00:03:27Don't give me a hard time.
00:03:28Smell it.
00:03:31It's clean.
00:03:52Ain't that a shame.
00:03:54Hell, they didn't have to cut her.
00:03:57She could have been used two or three more times.
00:03:59Ah, war is hell.
00:04:03All right, run it again.
00:04:06You're so funny when you're sexually frustrated.
00:04:08I'm funny enough to kick you upside the butt.
00:04:11I said fine, and I ain't kidding.
00:04:12One does not say ain't, Albert.
00:04:14Simply say, I'm not kidding.
00:04:15Fine, dog meat.
00:04:17And stop calling me Albert.
00:04:19Oh, you would stone a poor defenseless animal, wouldn't you?
00:04:24Yes, I can tell that you would.
00:04:25I can tell by your short breath and your disgusting, aggressive behavior that you would.
00:04:32And that's because you're not a nice person, Albert.
00:04:35You're not a nice person at all.
00:04:55Do I gawk at you when you're working?
00:04:59I'll locate a female if there's one.
00:05:01You go look for food.
00:05:25I'll locate a female if there's one.
00:05:47I detect no living female person within my reign, sir.
00:05:51I have sniffed, and I have cast, and I have a negative reading.
00:05:54However, I'd be delighted to tell you a suggestive story if you think that would help.
00:05:59Pass, fuzzy butt.
00:06:00A cautious young fellow named Lodge had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
00:06:06When his date was strapped in, he committed a sin without even leaving the garage.
00:06:11That's clever, isn't it?
00:06:24Let's see.
00:06:25From March 1953 to June...
00:06:30Oh, Albert, you have all the cranial capacity of a canary.
00:06:33Now, I'm going to recount these events of historical significance once again.
00:06:37Now, please, please try to assimilate them this time.
00:06:43World War III, hot and cold, lasted from June 1950 to March 1983,
00:06:48when the Vatican Armistice was signed between the Eastern and Western blocs a total of 33 years.
00:06:54Is this too fast for you?
00:06:57No, I'm right with you.
00:06:59Oh, good.
00:07:05Now, World War IV lasted five days, just long enough for the final missiles to leave their silos on both
00:07:12sides.
00:07:13What's left here were once were homes and families and warm hearths.
00:07:18Come on, teats.
00:07:19Get off my back, you mad dog.
00:07:25Now, only desolation civilization lies smothered and decaying under an ocean of mud belonging to anyone who's strong enough to
00:07:33dig and fight and take it for his own.
00:07:35God, that's dramatic.
00:07:36I like that.
00:07:38So, spread about us, the city of Phoenix, Arizona, where, in 2006, 18-odd years ago, you managed to come
00:07:45into the world and we became associates now.
00:07:47Let's hear that back.
00:07:48Let's hear that back.
00:08:18Now, let's run through the modern presidents.
00:08:20How good is all this history crap going to do me?
00:08:22Just do the presidents.
00:08:24Oh, God.
00:08:26Eisenhower, Truman.
00:08:28Truman Eisenhower.
00:08:29Truman Eisenhower.
00:08:30Kennedy.
00:08:32Johnson.
00:08:33Nixon.
00:08:35Ford.
00:08:37Kennedy.
00:08:39Kennedy.
00:08:40Kennedy.
00:08:45Kennedy.
00:08:56Your continued, narrow-minded refusal to believe in over the hill is possibly costing us a better life, you know.
00:09:01Over the hill, my ass.
00:09:03Well, when do we start looking for it again?
00:09:08As soon as I get my heart started.
00:09:10I mean, let's stop procrastinating.
00:09:11I know what you mean.
00:09:11Over the hill where the deer and the antelope play
00:09:14and it's warm and clean and we can relax and have fun.
00:09:17And they grow food right out of the ground.
00:09:19How do you like that pipe dream?
00:09:20It's called farming.
00:09:22Oh, I believe you.
00:09:23And they also have a great crop of clothes and guns and gorgeous chicks.
00:09:28Now tell me how you saw the whole wonderful thing with your baby blues.
00:09:31Never said I saw it. I said I heard about it.
00:09:33And from who?
00:09:34From whom, and you know from whom.
00:09:37And whom the hell's gonna believe a police dog?
00:09:48I'm sorry, blood.
00:09:50I believe you're about over the hill.
00:09:52Hell, I believe anything you tell me.
00:09:54And even if we don't know for sure, it's worth checking on, right?
00:09:58Right?
00:09:59Whatever you say.
00:10:00And we will go, just like I promised.
00:10:03Right now I'm hungry and I want to get laid.
00:10:06So find me abroad and we'll go to the promised land.
00:10:09That's what you always say.
00:10:11I know, I know, but I mean it this time.
00:10:13Find me a chick and we'll go.
00:10:15I'm hungry.
00:10:16So am I.
00:10:18Well, I'll tell you what.
00:10:19You go find a chick and I'll hustle us up some food.
00:10:21I'm hungry.
00:10:22You already said that, goddammit, and I just said...
00:10:25I can't do good work when I'm hungry.
00:10:27You ain't pulling that crap on me again.
00:10:29And you can shove that part about how you lost the ability to hunt for food when you learned how
00:10:33to talk.
00:10:34Oh, hell, all you're good for is finding hard stringy scumbags that are just liable to cut off my goddammit.
00:10:39No food, no females.
00:10:41Okay, you just sit there on your fuzzy butt while I do all the goddamned work.
00:10:45But I'll tell you one goddamned thing.
00:10:47You better do some practicing.
00:10:48It's been six weeks since I've been laid.
00:10:50And it sure as hell ain't been that long since you ate.
00:10:53But I got it damn well.
00:10:54Maybe if you don't start producing...
00:11:08You better do some food.
00:11:10You better do some food.
00:11:26B-O-A
00:11:44Get out of there!
00:11:46Hey!
00:11:48Thank you, suckers. Get that dirt out of there!
00:11:51Must be something special.
00:11:54They got the whole bunch.
00:11:56You get up and get in that hole.
00:11:58Get up and get...
00:12:01You get yourself up
00:12:04or you ain't never gonna get up.
00:12:08I wonder why they hang around him.
00:12:20Hmm, probably just charisma.
00:12:24Get in there!
00:12:30What are you doing?
00:12:37Move your foot if you don't want it.
00:12:39Get in!
00:12:40I want me to throw that crap!
00:12:41Damn, son.
00:12:43Yeah, I'm around.
00:12:45Hmm.
00:12:49Maybe ain't hurt.
00:12:54Hmm.
00:12:58Hey!
00:12:58Come on, please.
00:13:06Come on, daddy.
00:13:14Let's go!
00:13:16You got it!
00:13:18Come on, baby!
00:13:18Come on, baby!
00:13:18You got it.
00:13:19Watch them now!
00:13:21Come here, man!
00:13:22I know it's true, but we'll just eat you and take what you have but a black-hearted lover.
00:13:34And the clouds crept, the water made me, the world wasn't anything.
00:13:49Bins were soft, rains were wet, mountains were high, nothing spoke.
00:13:58God, I wish he'd tune that.
00:14:02Well?
00:14:04I don't know.
00:14:06Checked out Cracker Jack to hear.
00:14:08Think he just might do.
00:14:10Maybe.
00:14:16Get that out of there!
00:14:17Look at that!
00:14:17Get it up here!
00:14:21Get your hands off me now, get away from there!
00:14:23What's this?
00:14:24I don't know what I know!
00:14:25Somebody help me open these doors!
00:14:30Look at all that food!
00:14:32I'll knock your stupid head out!
00:14:35You and who will?
00:14:35That's me!
00:14:37You boy!
00:14:40I need Jews!
00:14:42Anybody see some Jews?
00:14:46Dig!
00:14:47Dig, you pigs!
00:14:48Get down in there and dig!
00:14:55Dig!
00:14:57Dig!
00:14:58Dig!
00:15:00Dig!
00:15:01Dig!
00:15:02Dig!
00:15:03Dig!
00:15:04Dig!
00:15:05Dig!
00:15:06Dig!
00:15:07Dig!
00:15:09Dig!
00:15:10Dig!
00:15:11Help! Help! Help!
00:15:19Holy damn dumb head up there out at home!
00:15:26Get back down in here, you idiots! Get back in here!
00:15:31Let him go!
00:15:33Oh, shut up! Keep running!
00:15:36He's got some guts! Now dig in there!
00:15:38Get out of here and guard that wagon!
00:15:41Woo!
00:15:43Run, boy!
00:15:45Come back any time, though!
00:15:52Dig, you suckers!
00:16:03That's our boy.
00:16:05Put out the cheese.
00:16:21What do you want to do tonight?
00:16:25Oh, it doesn't really matter to me. Whatever you'd like to do, Al. Um, Rick.
00:16:38Well, now that we're loaded, I guess we could hit the turf.
00:16:44Uh...
00:16:45Yes, we could do that.
00:16:49Well, if you'd rather not...
00:16:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That'd be fine.
00:16:53We could...
00:16:54probably even afford a little...
00:16:57...p-p-popcorn.
00:17:21...that's good for the rifle. Put it in the water there.
00:17:24They're getting wet there. Move them over. Goes to rust fast. Move on along.
00:17:30Grabbing toad, you move my stuff over. Move is heat. We don't want no trouble tonight.
00:17:43Picks up one rough spot. You're gonna wake up with a crowd around you.
00:18:05Sardines. What about the mutt? He ain't no mutt. You want to see the movies or don't you?
00:18:26Peaches. How the hell am I supposed to know that?
00:18:34You can read, can't you?
00:18:40Peaches for the dog. Peaches are better for him anyway.
00:18:58I want popcorn.
00:19:00Asshole.
00:19:01You said we'd get some. You said.
00:19:03Come on, Albert. Buy me some popcorn.
00:19:06I'm happy to live without it.
00:19:08You're just being an ass.
00:19:11You remember that next time you want to call me Albert.
00:19:17I hope the next time you play with yourself you go blind.
00:19:24You're only a man.
00:19:32Come on, let's sit down in front.
00:19:42Sit down!
00:19:48Get your ass over there. I want to sit there.
00:19:52How can you enjoy a show with a popcorn?
00:19:55No, not again.
00:19:57You can't have a weak part.
00:20:00Maybe the dog will work.
00:20:02Oh, Leo.
00:20:04That's a bad kid.
00:20:06Get your ass over there.
00:20:14All right, tight boy. I'd watch the master at work.
00:20:18I've been singing in a long time.
00:20:20She sure is.
00:20:21She sure is.
00:20:22You bastard.
00:20:24I don't want you to cut the whistle.
00:20:25Ah, boy.
00:20:27Hey!
00:20:28Charity is a thing of the past.
00:20:33And he's been asking you, John, my brother.
00:20:35We all know that.
00:20:36Now, how about my brother?
00:20:39Sorry, man.
00:20:40He just got me.
00:20:41He's right over there.
00:20:42We can't have that little chick burning loose, I tell you.
00:20:44Now, how about that, man?
00:20:50There's a female in here.
00:20:55You're a nut.
00:20:58I tell you, she's in here.
00:21:07Where?
00:21:11Where is she?
00:21:16Wait a minute.
00:21:18Come on out here.
00:21:19I want to talk to you.
00:21:37I'm an egg sucker.
00:21:38I want to kick your tail up around your ears.
00:21:41You expect me to believe that you can whiff her, and there ain't no other dog in the whole joint
00:21:44that's caught her yet?
00:21:45You forget my infallibility, Albert.
00:21:47That's foolish.
00:21:48No, I didn't forget.
00:21:49I just don't believe it where is she
00:22:20Okay, all right. I was dumb you taught me all I know I believe everything you say
00:22:49It wasn't her was it?
00:22:51Come on, she might get away
00:22:54I'll buy you the popcorn
00:23:34Bottom line you're a brain with an educated nose and there's no other canine in your class
00:23:39She's dressed like a solo wearing a knit cap
00:24:00Music
00:24:01Music
00:24:01Music
00:24:02Music
00:24:24Where's the kid?
00:24:25He's spending the night with Donnie Lambert.
00:25:01He's spending the night with Donnie Lambert.
00:25:10He's spending the night with Donnie Lambert.
00:25:20Look what I found.
00:25:31Okay, which way'd she go?
00:25:32To the right.
00:25:36Come on.
00:25:44That's him for tonight.
00:25:45Shut her down.
00:25:46Good job.
00:25:46Good job.
00:25:49Good job.
00:25:51Good job.
00:26:05Good job.
00:26:33That stupid broad.
00:26:36She's in there where the screamers hold up.
00:26:40They're not in there now.
00:26:42She's alone.
00:26:43Screamers.
00:26:45Dammit.
00:26:47Now when the hell am I gonna nail her in there?
00:26:49Simple.
00:26:50Stop shaking like a leaf and go do it.
00:27:03Are you sure it's clean?
00:27:06Albert, have I ever lied to you?
00:27:10No.
00:27:24No.
00:27:26No.
00:27:26Go.
00:28:57And you'll still get it, except you'll be without a leg.
00:29:28Well, what are you looking at?
00:29:30What's your name?
00:29:34Vic.
00:29:35Vic what?
00:29:37Just Vic.
00:29:39Well, then what are your mother's and father's names?
00:29:44Boy, are you a dumb broad.
00:29:52I told you to stop looking at me like that or I'll bust your teeth out.
00:29:58Now get that stuff off.
00:30:20What's your name?
00:30:24Aquila June Holmes.
00:30:27That's a weird name.
00:30:28It's not.
00:30:29My mother says it's not that unusual back in Oklahoma.
00:30:34And where your folks come from?
00:30:37Before the war.
00:30:39You must be pretty old by now.
00:30:46They are, but they're okay, I guess.
00:30:54I guess we're better.
00:31:00Now what?
00:31:01Rover pack, 23 strong.
00:31:02We got the building surrounded.
00:31:03Great.
00:31:04Some other mutt must have smelled her in the theater.
00:31:06Who are you talking to?
00:31:07Him.
00:31:08The dog?
00:31:09Give him the girl.
00:31:11We dig in and stand them all.
00:31:13They don't know about us.
00:31:14Just give them the girl.
00:31:14Let's get out of here.
00:31:15We stay.
00:31:16Now you got any helpful suggestions?
00:31:19Yes.
00:31:19Pull up your pants, Romeo.
00:31:24Would you listen to reason?
00:31:27There's too many of them for us.
00:31:28You're going to get us all shot up.
00:31:33Damn fool.
00:31:35One way out of here.
00:31:37Boxed in.
00:31:38That's no good.
00:31:41Out there in the big room.
00:31:43That's the place.
00:31:44What?
00:31:45Oh, Jesus.
00:31:47They'll probably come down the ladder.
00:31:49Would you talk to strangers?
00:31:50Clear.
00:31:50Shut up, will you?
00:31:52I can see you're going to be a great help.
00:31:54Do you understand me?
00:31:54Now if we can get one down, take his heat,
00:31:57and that'll give up a little bit.
00:31:58Shut up!
00:32:02Nobody's got to keep an eye over the spray right now.
00:32:05I went into this last time.
00:32:07That was last time.
00:32:07Don't let him run.
00:32:09You're not a spray right now.
00:32:10Oh, my God.
00:32:11Take it out.
00:32:11You're too light.
00:32:12What the hell?
00:32:14All right?
00:32:15How do we wait for you?
00:32:17Hey, up your plate.
00:32:19I'm going to go to my plate.
00:32:28What a lovely odds we're up against, aren't they?
00:32:30You were right.
00:32:31Let's set up for them.
00:32:32And I'm right about this simpering female.
00:32:34Forget that.
00:32:35Now how do you figure the fight?
00:32:45Go on, I'll pull back in.
00:32:51Screamers.
00:33:24Go on, I'll pull back in.
00:33:34Go on, I'll pull back in.
00:33:49Go on, I'll pull back in.
00:33:53Go on, I'll pull back in.
00:33:57Go on, I'll pull back in.
00:34:27Go on, I'll pull back in.
00:34:35Go on, I'll pull back in.
00:34:35Good or bad first?
00:34:37Bad.
00:34:39All right, they didn't come down the ladder as I anticipated, and since they found other
00:34:42ways in, we've lost the element of surprise.
00:34:45There's no way we can handle them.
00:34:47And the good?
00:34:48Let the seven dwarves have snow white and we can get out of here with all our parts.
00:34:52Over my dead body.
00:34:55They're working on that right now.
00:35:11Screamers.
00:35:11Screamers.
00:35:12Oh, here, I don't hear them.
00:35:14Oh, what would everyone do if they heard one right now?
00:35:17Run like a son of a bitch.
00:35:22It's worth a try.
00:35:35It's worth a try.
00:35:42You hear that?
00:35:47Screamers!
00:36:09You hear that man?
00:36:10Come on.
00:36:10You hear that man?
00:36:12You hear that man?
00:36:17Let the other one were yelling, and they say she took him.
00:36:23Oh
00:37:14Don't stick your M.P. in a bit
00:37:17I can't hear myself think
00:37:20Get something green, get her skirt
00:37:23Wrap it around the stick and wave it up there
00:37:25Shine her flashlight up through it
00:37:34Are they gone?
00:37:37What do you see?
00:37:41They are wet
00:37:44We did it
00:37:47They give a whole sack full of potatoes to see
00:37:49And the look on their faces when they ran
00:37:54Hey bud, we did it
00:37:56We did it
00:37:59Come on, let's get the hell out of here
00:38:00They might still be out there, just pull back a little
00:38:03Wait a little daylight and then we'll see
00:38:05Okay, well I'll take the chicken
00:38:10She's right below us
00:38:18You stupid nit
00:38:19You wanna run into one of them?
00:38:27You think I'm bad?
00:38:28Well you wait till you see one of them
00:38:30What are they?
00:38:33I don't know
00:38:34I just know you stay away from me
00:38:36What?
00:38:37Come on
00:38:46Because if one of them touches you, you're dead
00:38:49Green dead
00:38:51Come on
00:38:55Get out
00:38:57The red vagy
00:38:57Move
00:38:58Go
00:39:00Go
00:39:01Go
00:39:23come on where are you by the boiler the insulation might help
00:39:29shut up and hang on to me hurry it up help me up there
00:39:48yeah this will do
00:40:00clumsy
00:40:06i don't know why mattresses in here screamers certainly wouldn't want to be confined
00:40:11albert till is to keep its hands to itself maybe somebody else hit in here get your
00:40:20ah well somewhat of a windfall i'd say
00:40:24did you catch anything yet we're all right so far you'll be able to tell when they leave yes i'll
00:40:30be able to tell if they leave
00:40:37let's take it easy everything's gonna be all right
00:40:44as if we don't get choked off in here
00:40:51can you handle it oh yes masovic i can handle it
00:41:20so
00:41:29so
00:41:30so
00:41:30so
00:42:48I'm not going to keep
00:42:49pretending I am asleep, Albert.
00:43:02Oh, boy, you're a bloody mess.
00:43:05You're not exactly a rose garden yourself.
00:43:09Can we get out of here yet?
00:43:14Seems clear.
00:43:15I'd better go have a look.
00:43:16Thank you, Tim.
00:43:18You think you can handle it in your condition?
00:43:20Can I handle it in my condition?
00:43:22I'm not going to handle
00:43:23several hours on the rack
00:43:25to extricate myself from this
00:43:27disgusting display.
00:43:32Blood!
00:43:33No sacrifice is too great.
00:43:35No, I throw myself gladly
00:43:38into the very jaws
00:43:39because of the screaming crisscrossed death.
00:43:54I don't think he likes me very much.
00:43:58Blood?
00:43:59Yeah.
00:43:59Oh, he just feels bad.
00:44:02He likes you a lot.
00:44:04He told me so.
00:44:06He did really?
00:44:07Mm-hmm.
00:44:09That's nice.
00:44:10Because I think he's cute.
00:44:15How do you do it?
00:44:17What?
00:44:17Talk to him.
00:44:19I don't know.
00:44:20We never thought about it.
00:44:22Just talk.
00:44:25Well, how come I can't hear him?
00:44:29Oh, he said something one time.
00:44:33Because we had a feeling
00:44:34for each other or something.
00:44:39What do you mean?
00:44:39Like love?
00:44:40I guess.
00:44:42I don't know.
00:44:45I said we thought alike.
00:44:48I don't know.
00:44:53Well, anyway.
00:44:59We'll get a nice little place.
00:45:03And we'll spend a lot of time together alone.
00:45:06And we'll do whatever we feel like doing.
00:45:10And when Blood comes to visit,
00:45:12he can have his own room.
00:45:16What are you talking about?
00:45:17Well, I don't exactly think
00:45:18he's going to fit in down under.
00:45:21No way.
00:45:22I know.
00:45:23That's what I said.
00:45:24No, I mean no way I'm going down there.
00:45:27Why?
00:45:30I'm going to be there.
00:45:31No, you're not.
00:45:33We'll make it up here,
00:45:34the three of us.
00:45:35Vic, now, I live there.
00:45:37If you love me...
00:45:38I don't care!
00:45:40I don't care!
00:45:42Come out of here right now.
00:45:45Vic, we need to talk.
00:45:56What the hell's lumbering you?
00:45:58Your headlong plunge into stupidity.
00:46:01Last night was inexcusable.
00:46:03Leaving her for the pack,
00:46:04that would have been an intelligent thing to do.
00:46:06I wanted her.
00:46:08Yeah, I know you wanted her
00:46:09about a half a hundred times.
00:46:10Why are we still hanging around?
00:46:12I want her some more.
00:46:13Well, listen, my friend,
00:46:14I want to get rid of this pain in my side,
00:46:16and I want to get away from here.
00:46:18The screamers could come back any time, you know.
00:46:20Oh, what the hell are you worried about that for?
00:46:22We can handle all that.
00:46:24It don't mean she can't go with us.
00:46:25Go with us?
00:46:26Are you out of your small mind?
00:46:29What good is she?
00:46:30It's all we can do to feed ourselves as it is.
00:46:33You know you're starting to sound like a goddamn poodle.
00:46:35You're starting to sound like a jackass.
00:46:42Sorry.
00:46:46Blood, come on.
00:46:48Hey.
00:46:51He'll still be 50-50 with you and me.
00:46:54I mean, hell, I owe you.
00:46:56Don't try that hackneyed ruse on me.
00:46:58Oh, come on.
00:46:59I just meant like that time that
00:47:02that old screamer made a grab for me.
00:47:05You know, that righteous stone green he was, too.
00:47:08All glowing like a fungus
00:47:09and oozing and eyelashes.
00:47:13Boy.
00:47:15Made a grab for me and you went for him.
00:47:18Could have been burned bad, too.
00:47:21Take that.
00:47:23And died.
00:47:25Might have been all of it for you.
00:47:28Right?
00:47:29Now get the dramatic catch out of your voice
00:47:31and tell me how she's going to carry her share of the load up here.
00:47:33Tell me how we're going to fight her.
00:47:34All right.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:35Just don't hang her.
00:47:36Harangue, not hang her.
00:47:37I don't care whatever the hell it is.
00:47:39Just knock off the craft
00:47:40or we can forget the whole stinkin' of...
00:47:41Well, maybe we should, you simple, dumb putts.
00:47:44What the hell's a putt?
00:47:45What's a putt?
00:47:46Is that something bad?
00:47:48I'll bet it is.
00:47:49It's something bad.
00:47:49Boy, I'll tell you,
00:47:50you better watch your stinkin' mouth
00:47:51or I'm going to kick you in the butt.
00:48:07Definitely a putt.
00:48:19Don't mean she can't go with us.
00:48:21I told you she was no good.
00:48:24Okay, okay.
00:48:26I just don't like being made to feel guilty.
00:48:29I'm going to do right by you.
00:48:31I'd heartily recommend that
00:48:32considering there's several very knowledgeable solos around town
00:48:34who'd be delighted to work with an accomplished female provider like myself.
00:48:38I also don't like being threatened.
00:48:40It's not a threat.
00:48:40That's a fact.
00:48:41No, that's a good way to get that other leg broke.
00:48:43Don't take your petty frustrations out of me, Albert.
00:48:46I locate females.
00:48:47I don't guarantee their behavior.
00:48:48What the hell's that?
00:48:49How should I know?
00:48:50Well, smell it.
00:48:51Probably an ID of some kind
00:48:53she used to get out of the down under.
00:48:56Oh, now we're in a big hurry, huh?
00:48:59Now, you'd listen to me last night instead of...
00:49:02Wait a minute.
00:49:03You're not thinking of following that...
00:49:06You listen to me, Albert.
00:49:11You'll get killed out there.
00:49:14Albert!
00:49:15Albert, you'll come back here.
00:49:17You idiot, you can't go down there.
00:49:18You listen to me.
00:49:20Just because some sleazy female knocked you in the hit
00:49:22and bruised your ego,
00:49:23there's no reason to become a jealous juvenile.
00:49:25You stop this incident, Albert.
00:49:26Dick!
00:49:27Egg sucker.
00:49:28Oh, all right.
00:49:29Dick, please, don't...
00:49:31Please, stop a minute.
00:49:32Please.
00:49:43I don't know what to say.
00:49:44I don't know how to make you understand
00:49:45that you're not thinking clearly.
00:49:47You can't go down there
00:49:48and never hope to come back.
00:49:50She knows it.
00:49:52Down under...
00:49:52I hate solos.
00:49:53Enough rover packs have raided down there
00:49:55and raped their women
00:49:56and stolen their food
00:49:57and they'll have the defenses up
00:49:59and they'll catch you
00:50:00and they'll kill you.
00:50:00What the hell do you care?
00:50:02You're always saying
00:50:03you'd be better off without me anyway.
00:50:05Oh, forget about her, Vic.
00:50:06Let her go.
00:50:07Let's...
00:50:09Let's look for over the hill
00:50:10or if you're tired of me,
00:50:12find another partner somewhere,
00:50:15but whatever you do,
00:50:16don't follow her down there.
00:50:18I got to, blood.
00:50:21I got to.
00:50:22Well, hasn't it occurred to you
00:50:24how convenient
00:50:25this whole operation has been?
00:50:27How easy she was to spot
00:50:29and follow
00:50:29and how she cooperated?
00:50:31Just think about it, Vic.
00:50:32Instead of walking right into their hands,
00:50:34God knows what they'll do with you.
00:50:51We've been together a long time,
00:50:53good and bad,
00:50:54but this could be the worst.
00:50:58I'm scared.
00:51:00I'm scared you won't come back
00:51:02and I'll have to find some rover
00:51:04to take me on
00:51:05and you know most rovers
00:51:08are in packs now
00:51:08and I'm not that young anymore.
00:51:13And I'll miss you, Vic.
00:51:21I'll really miss you.
00:51:27Well,
00:51:31I'll try to get back as quick as I can.
00:51:34Will you wait?
00:51:37For a while,
00:51:38then over the hill.
00:51:53Don't care of yourself.
00:51:55Do my best.
00:51:58I'll catch up with you.
00:52:02Sure.
00:52:27So long.
00:52:30Partner.
00:52:42I'll catch you.
00:52:51Later in.
00:52:55Down.
00:52:57Down.
00:52:57Down.
00:52:58Down.
00:52:59Down.
00:53:00Down.
00:53:00Down.
00:53:05Down.
00:53:37So, let's go.
00:53:49Oh, my God.
00:54:10Oh, my God.
00:54:56Oh, my God.
00:55:01With savagery, we close the committee's presentation of sound tours into the past.
00:55:09Today, Chapter 3, Africa, the Dark Continent.
00:55:14Tomorrow, Chapter 4, Alaska.
00:55:27Michael, yellow records.
00:55:31A malfunction, level 10, pop section 6.
00:55:36Repeat, yellow records.
00:55:49We often despise what is motionless.
00:55:56Another helpful hint from the Memphis Almanac.
00:56:24Now, this is the teacher of the man.
00:56:29Another helpful hint, one thing.
00:56:31This is what I'm making you like you're used to.
00:56:32It is for snack.
00:56:54It is exactly 10 a.m. on this Wednesday, June 29.
00:57:00Here of our Lord, one, one, three.
00:57:04The unity is designed for weather, weather, air, and warmer.
00:57:10Section G is to do as a work force.
00:57:30May I have a chicken salad, please?
00:57:36Excuse me, Gus.
00:58:07Attendance. Discretionary. One hour. Repeat. One hour.
00:58:15Be resolved, therefore, that Mrs. Eunice Long has been declared the blue ribbon winner of the annual Topeka Canning Festival,
00:58:23and that throughout the year of our Lord One Art Three, all preserved peaches, be they cans and or jars,
00:58:30shall bear her likeness and the inscription, Topeka Queen.
00:58:37Michael, green reference. Hydroponic Laboratory, number 173, indicates fluctuating saturation of nutrient solution.
00:58:49Repeat. Green reference.
00:58:55These are the best the architects could do.
00:58:59Pencil.
00:59:06Why are they here?
00:59:07Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.
00:59:12Lectures?
00:59:12Three.
00:59:14Cut and dried, then.
00:59:15I see so.
00:59:17That'll do it.
00:59:27Fanny and Jordan, Mac Burnett.
00:59:29Any reason to be easy?
00:59:32When we put this in, then we'll add that.
00:59:40We find it almost impossible to believe that you have ignored several warnings by us to conform to the rules
00:59:46that are vital to the continued growth and well-being of our beloved Topeka, but you did.
00:59:53Defiance of this committee, duly elected and ordained by the people, will not be tolerated.
00:59:58The farm, both of them.
01:00:02Now, how'd the last farms go, Ms.?
01:00:04Uh, cancer, I think.
01:00:06No, no, no.
01:00:06Let me see.
01:00:08I have it down here.
01:00:10Let's see.
01:00:11Oh, no, it was an accident with farm machinery.
01:00:15That's what it was.
01:00:16Larry and Linda Lacey, March 17th of this year.
01:00:19Let's make these, uh, heart attacks.
01:00:24Yeah, uh, wreath from the committee, Doc will do the eulogy, services at Lakeside Methodist, as usual.
01:00:32And make goddamn mercy on your soul.
01:00:35Outside show.
01:00:37That's the way to build a cottonwood.
01:00:41Another helpful...
01:00:42Well, as you, honey, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, come, Papa.
01:00:47Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
01:00:50ho, ho.
01:00:50Ah, sure is pleasing to see you back home again.
01:00:54Didn't have any trouble, huh?
01:00:56Everything went all right, didn't have any trouble, man?
01:00:58No, sir.
01:00:58Oh, that's fine, fine.
01:01:02Sure did yourself proud, Missy.
01:01:04Committee won't forget it, no sirree.
01:01:06Then I'll be put on the committee right away, like we talked about.
01:01:09Hmm, don't you worry about it.
01:01:11Little girl, soon as there's an open.
01:01:13him. Mr. Craddock, I would prefer not to wait. After all, I did bring Vic down here exactly
01:01:21like you told me to. Now you just be patient, Villa Jew. Have fun with young folks your
01:01:27own age. Think about getting married, making a home. Your time will come. I'd rather be
01:01:33just like you, Miss Mess, and not wait. Don't you worry, little girl. I don't see why you
01:01:41just... That'll be all. That'll be all. That young lady is going to be trouble. Always has
01:01:53been. Any reason for a change? Maybe you should have gone to three. A little childish plotting
01:02:01doesn't bother me none. As long as it stays little. Mez, uh, see that she's one of the
01:02:10recipients. Then marry her off to Herman Edna's boy. What's his name? Charles. Charlie, yeah.
01:02:17That don't cool her ambitions. Farm her out. Horse manure. They knew I wanted her on that committee.
01:02:26Stupid, stinking old rotterloo. A liar will not leave my leave. I am bristling. Another
01:02:37helper. Almanac. That is the only reason I went along with their dumb plan.
01:02:56America, a land of money, was the world's greatest agricultural...
01:03:00Promised. Capable not only of feeding its old cartwheelers...
01:03:04They hid it. Then they tried to shoo me out without a body of leaves. I pushed. Well, you shouldn't
01:03:09have.
01:03:09I mean, they're going to be watching us now. Gary, I don't care. I am so sick and tired.
01:03:17Of the foreign. Who accepted our Christian desire to aid our brothers across the seas.
01:03:24You're right. I do care. Okay. I'm going to smile and I'm going to curtsy the right time to all
01:03:36the right people
01:03:37because it ain't going to be much longer. The song of David will not wait even for you,
01:03:42Quilla June Holmes. That is your class. Ah, yes, Mrs. Cammack. Oh, pigeon feeder.
01:03:48Ah, I'm sorry. I'll be right there, ma'am. See you later.
01:04:11He and Vic were in the park together. I... I turned my back for justice.
01:04:14No.
01:04:28What'd you and Vic talk about? Come on. We want to know.
01:04:32Call Luke. Hmm?
01:04:37I'm still a little confused.
01:04:39No, go ahead.
01:04:45Now, how about it, boy?
01:04:47I mean, we're going to find out anyway, so...
01:04:50Why don't you just tell us and it'll make it easier on all of us, huh?
01:04:54What do you say, huh?
01:04:58How about it, boy?
01:05:03The farm immediately.
01:05:06Grandmother Conrad's recipe for rhubarb with marmalade.
01:05:10Let me go!
01:05:15Where'd the exam show?
01:05:18Well, the usual cold virus.
01:05:20A little high blood pressure to be expected under these conditions.
01:05:22Uh, it's no infection.
01:05:25He's, uh, well-developed.
01:05:27Reasonably well-nourished.
01:05:29Intelligent average.
01:05:31Emotional response is simplistic.
01:05:33Most marked finding is his overtly aggressive behavior.
01:05:36In other words, he's extremely physical, uh, as you may have noticed.
01:05:43Well, now, son.
01:05:44Suck, wind-wet brain.
01:05:46Better be nice, boy.
01:05:48I hope all you stinking kids are hair-lit.
01:05:51Michael?
01:05:52All right.
01:05:54Ready to behave yourself.
01:05:55No temperature.
01:05:58Along with, uh, many other, uh, organisms,
01:06:02that somehow managed to stay alive up above,
01:06:06you have been studied, observed, unobtrusively, of course,
01:06:11uh, living habits, common sense, tenacity, physical prowess.
01:06:18Out of the many, you have been chosen.
01:06:23Led down here by...
01:06:26Quilla June.
01:06:27To be the recipient of an honor.
01:06:29You know, she's a scumbag!
01:06:31You watch your foul mouth, boy.
01:06:33When anybody on the committee speaks,
01:06:36you just keep still and listenin'.
01:06:38Hey, how'd you like to have a rifle rammed up your butt?
01:06:41Michael!
01:06:42All right!
01:06:43All right.
01:06:44You show respect, boy.
01:06:46That's all I was saying.
01:06:48To be the recipient of an honor.
01:06:50That occurred for once.
01:06:52In several decades.
01:06:55Uh, Mez, uh...
01:06:57Let me have the original elders' proclamation, will you?
01:07:04Fruit of your loins will enable the productive citizenry of Topeka
01:07:07to overcome metabolic changes resulting from lengthy subterranean living.
01:07:12Allow it to keep its leadership and the drive
01:07:14to remake this sinful world in God's own image.
01:07:18You see, we've been underground too long.
01:07:21Our women can't get pregnant every once in a while.
01:07:24We need new blood.
01:07:27We need a new man.
01:07:31We are never so happy, nor so unhappy, as we imagine.
01:07:36Another helpful hint for living.
01:07:39From...
01:07:40The committee's...
01:07:41Special...
01:07:42Kind of man.
01:07:50You mean you want me to knock up your broad?
01:07:54You mean you want me to knock up your broad?
01:08:01You talked me into it.
01:08:03Light them up.
01:08:03You first, honey.
01:08:05Take your hands off me.
01:08:08I...
01:08:10...
01:08:16Guide them together, we beseech Thee
01:08:18in the way of righteousness and peace,
01:08:21that loving and serving Thee with one heart and mind
01:08:25all the days of their life,
01:08:26they may be abundantly enriched to the tokens
01:08:29of Thy everlasting favor.
01:08:34amen by authority vested in me by the committee I hereby pronounce you husband and wife according
01:08:40to the ordinances and the laws of the state of Topeka what God has joined together let no man
01:08:46put a son amen a man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong which is
01:08:55but saying
01:08:56that he is wiser today than he was yesterday another helpful hint for living from the committee's
01:09:05almanac
01:09:12and be sure to get both parents to sign right here now let's see brother has
01:09:18michael amber reference air intake fan number 12 shaft 17b indicates heat buildup repeat amber reference
01:09:51chapter 1 verse 22 mayor god bless them and said be fruitful and multiply god bless
01:09:58you almost ask yourself out of this honor young lady sir
01:10:13the committee oh well I'm sure the committee knows best where are your parents uh miss miss
01:10:21uh said it would be all right uh they must have come down with something because they're sure
01:10:25not feeling well shall we keep the schedule dearly beloved uh brother dearly beloved we are gathered
01:10:33here in the second oh my boy sick I'm so sorry are you all right he made me do it
01:10:40you can understand
01:10:41he made me do it I swear don't you give me that I'm sorry bullshit you're as crazy as arrest
01:10:51these damn
01:10:51nuts you boys down maybe stupid but they're not dumb like you oh no they bring me down here to
01:10:59make
01:10:59babies and then hook me up with a stupid machine that's real smart population controls it in case
01:11:05you haven't heard of it 35 girls are impregnated and then you're killed you understand
01:11:11you're idiots like you running around the place so you wiggle your butt and tease me down here to
01:11:17their big wealth i had to listen they said they'd kill me if i didn't listen next next please
01:11:25now ladies i want you to be sure to put your name here his name goes here and there's another
01:11:30thing i
01:11:31want you to make very sure of on this most solemn and joyous i'm gonna run to pika
01:11:41you and me maybe some others we'll be the committee do anything we want anytime we want
01:11:48we'll have them bow and scrape for a change just by springing me yeah i'm getting rid of the committee
01:11:59okay where's my heat my guns where's my guns in the committee office
01:12:12how you got it figured okay right out this door to the right is michael there's a crowd there
01:12:18if we run through the crowd now come on glue all right to the right again big doors through the
01:12:23doors we have help outside
01:12:43another helpful hand for living
01:13:10and then the faint thunder became an uproar the winds changed to a great vibration
01:13:16out of the air then yes then doc but kill lou first because he's the important one
01:13:22where are you going the church is this way hey we gotta get them with it together where are you
01:13:27going
01:13:27i'm getting the hell out of here i want to see blood again i want to get in a good
01:13:31straightforward
01:13:31fight with some son of a bitch over a can of beans i gotta get back in the dirt so
01:13:35i feel clean
01:13:36wait a minute helping you put us out to the open you gotta help us good luck baby please
01:13:42you dirty filthy stinking rotten animal you stupid animal you think i let you slobber all over me
01:13:48and paw me so that you can walk out now i didn't bring you down here so they could use
01:13:53you i brought
01:13:53you down here so i could use you and you better kill them then i don't care what you do
01:14:21i don't understand you
01:14:26all you can think about is going back up there and about your dog
01:14:31it's like all the time we spent together didn't mean anything to you
01:14:37phoenix i don't see what's wrong with staying down here and running the committee
01:14:41add the corn beans there they are killing vick and everything down here
01:14:45potatoes two tablespoons of chopped parsley parsley and green
01:14:50and mix together there's plenty of food fools to kick around we can do whatever we please
01:14:56and add salt and freshly grasped pepper
01:15:00kill him vick now
01:15:01red red reference repeat repeat repeat red red reference
01:15:06for us
01:15:08the committee committee
01:15:11do it
01:15:12the committee
01:15:13the committee is sitting in an extraordinary session
01:15:16eleven thirty seven a.m.
01:15:18five four here of our lord one ought three all present
01:15:25bestow upon the committee
01:15:27thy servants of the seal thine approval and thy fatherly benediction
01:15:31granting unto them grace to fulfill with pure and steadfast affection
01:15:35the ordinance
01:15:36the ordinance
01:15:37the law
01:15:37the law
01:15:38the law
01:15:39amen
01:15:40amen
01:15:41You ignore several warnings by us to inform the rules of the fight licensee, continued growth and well-being of
01:15:48our beloved Topeka.
01:15:51Collected and ordained by the people cannot be tolerated.
01:15:54Quilla June.
01:15:55Quilla June Hall.
01:15:57Number 2,644.
01:16:00Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.
01:16:03How say you went and all?
01:16:04Aye.
01:16:05Aye.
01:16:06Aye.
01:16:07The farm immediately.
01:16:08Gary.
01:16:09Gary Leroy Franklin.
01:16:10Number 2,598.
01:16:13Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.
01:16:16I'll say you went and all.
01:16:18Aye.
01:16:19Aye.
01:16:20Farm immediately.
01:16:21Richard.
01:16:23Richard Benwright.
01:16:25Number 2,601.
01:16:28All right.
01:16:30Vic, I'll show you the way out.
01:16:31Let's get out of here.
01:16:33Vic.
01:16:34Farm immediately.
01:16:35I'll show you the way out.
01:16:36All right.
01:16:37I'll show you the way out.
01:16:38Kenneth.
01:16:39Please, just get out of here.
01:16:41I'll take care of you in blood.
01:16:43I'll do anything you want to do.
01:16:45Vic, remember in the boiler room?
01:16:47Wrong attitude.
01:16:49I'll say you want to know.
01:16:51Aye.
01:16:53First thing that boy's ever done.
01:16:59What a shame.
01:17:00Vic, please, let's get out of here.
01:17:03Say, farm immediately.
01:17:05And may God have mercy on your soul.
01:17:09Heat, the bacon fat reserved in the skillet.
01:17:13Add the hash.
01:17:14And with a spatula, spread it easily in the pan, and add it down.
01:17:19Cook uncovered over moderate, onto a very potent oregano.
01:17:25Have a good way to prevent the hash from sticking.
01:17:28As it looks, remove any excess fats from the top or sides.
01:17:33I have had one of the smallest more bald baster.
01:17:36Kill him!
01:17:37Oh, please kill him!
01:17:38A few of the two services for the village of the forest.
01:17:42Number 2644.
01:17:44Kenneth, Kenneth and the third.
01:17:47Number 2611.
01:17:49I'll kill him!
01:17:50Richard and the right-right.
01:17:52Number 2611.
01:17:54And Gary and the right-right.
01:17:57Number 2511.
01:17:58Let's get on, Mike.
01:18:00Doc?
01:18:02Of the 35 proposed recipients, 10 have been serviced.
01:18:09We need another donor for him.
01:18:14Help!
01:18:14I want to kill him, Vic!
01:18:16Put the search program back in effect.
01:18:18Get at the겨ze inside the backlist.
01:18:22Press the boy's name.
01:18:25Concentrate on the rest of the list.
01:18:27Whichever one we pick...
01:18:29Make sure we have better security.
01:18:32Then place a large, round platter, over the skillet's billet's...
01:18:35... and gripping platter and skillet's firmly together...
01:18:38Stop it! Stop it!
01:19:04Come on, come on, come on!
01:19:17Let's, uh, get another Michael out of the warehouse.
01:19:22This time, make sure the engineering department wipes that smile off his face.
01:19:26Four tables, finely chopped, fresh parsley.
01:19:31One water cup, heavy green.
01:19:34Salt.
01:19:36And freshly ground black pepper.
01:20:02Blood?
01:20:05Blood?
01:20:06Blood?
01:20:10You kept me down there too long.
01:20:15Come on, Vic, please. Let's go.
01:20:17Over the hill. That's where he went.
01:20:20And we need him.
01:20:22Well, let's catch up with him.
01:20:24I don't know where it is.
01:20:27But Blood knows why didn't he tell you.
01:20:30Vic.
01:20:34Blood.
01:20:38Vic.
01:20:40Blood.
01:21:03Blood.
01:21:03Hello, partner.
01:21:05Blood, we made it back.
01:21:06Who's your new tailor, Albert?
01:21:17How long has it been since you ate?
01:21:19Well, I grabbed a lizard yesterday.
01:21:23Maybe it was the day before.
01:21:25I can't seem to remember it.
01:21:27Funny.
01:21:29Well, we gotta leg it into town and get you something to eat fast.
01:21:31No.
01:21:33Fellini's taking everything over and slotted every soul who wouldn't join him.
01:21:38The whole town's under their control and you can't get any food there.
01:21:41You can't even go back at all.
01:21:44Okay, just take it easy.
01:21:46I can't take it any other way.
01:21:48I'm almost gone.
01:21:49You better just leave and find somewhere you can stay alive.
01:21:55How about over the hill, Tiger?
01:21:57They can't make it to where I am now.
01:21:59But you might be able to.
01:22:06He needs food and he needs medicine.
01:22:08We gotta get it fast.
01:22:09Cause we can't make it without him.
01:22:11We're too late, darling.
01:22:15There's nothing we can do about it now.
01:22:24Vic, we've gotta get out of here.
01:22:35We're gonna be together. He'd want us to be together.
01:22:45Now, I love you.
01:22:55If you love me, you'll come on too.
01:23:14You have eaten a bite.
01:23:17I'm not hungry.
01:23:19I'm not hungry.
01:23:24I really appreciate this.
01:23:34Well, let's press on.
01:23:39Now, where were you?
01:23:41Oh yeah, in the hospital.
01:23:43Oh blood, come on.
01:23:44You know if they just let you have your own way with a blushing bride
01:23:48instead of hooking you up to a machine, you'd probably never come back up.
01:23:57You sure you had enough to eat?
01:24:00Oh yeah.
01:24:03I'm satiated.
01:24:04What?
01:24:05Nothing, I said I'm full.
01:24:06But after we walk all day, you'll probably have to cook up what's left.
01:24:12She said she loved me.
01:24:16Well, hell, it wasn't my fault she picked me to get all wet brain over.
01:24:22Well, I'd say she certainly had marvelous judgment out of her, if not particularly good taste.
01:24:29Oh, particularly good.
01:24:41A boy and his dog could go walking.
01:24:49A boy and his dog sometimes talk to each other.
01:24:56A boy and a dog can be happy sitting down in the woods on a log.
01:25:03But a dog knows his boy can go wrong.
01:25:10A boy and his dog can go wrong.
01:25:14A boy and his dog can go fishing.
01:25:17A boy and his dog can go fishing.
01:25:19A boy can teach a dog to bring a dish in.
01:25:22When he's hungry, a boy and a dog can be happy sitting down in the woods on a log.
01:25:31But a dog knows his boy can go wrong.
01:26:04And I saw it in the woods.
01:26:05That looks a little end
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