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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.

00:00:06Please save my time.

00:00:23Rod of a sepulius.

00:00:30Rod of a sepulius.

00:00:43Rejuvening.

00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!

00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.

00:00:58What?

00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.

00:01:05Here you go, miss.

00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most

00:01:13in need?

00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and

00:01:31run!

00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.

00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.

00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.

00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!

00:02:06Hey!

00:02:06Oh!

00:02:06Oh, my God!

00:02:08He's gone!

00:02:10Whoa!

00:02:11Whoa!

00:02:12Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:02:13What?

00:02:13Hey, hey, hey!

00:02:16Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years

00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is

00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely

00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong

00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market

00:02:32He's so hot

00:02:33Does he come with the money?

00:02:35Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him

00:02:38Money, fame, power, it's all yours

00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?

00:02:48Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa

00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in

00:02:56Grandma!

00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!

00:03:00Grandma?

00:03:02Grandma

00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old

00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma

00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I...

00:03:14Haven't been married yet?

00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?

00:03:23They're talking about my brother's life

00:03:24I don't have time for jokes

00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss

00:03:38Don't let it starve like you

00:03:39Oh, kind stranger

00:03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish

00:03:43Grant me a wish?

00:03:45That you can barely feed yourself

00:03:46The downfall of humanity

00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith

00:03:50What?

00:03:53Jesus, this is giving me a migraine

00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?

00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me

00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness

00:04:06Can you do that?

00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to

00:04:12Cleo, stay right here for a second

00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo

00:04:18Hold still

00:04:26My migraine's gone

00:04:28Okay, then let's go

00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you

00:04:31Come on

00:04:32Come on

00:04:47How is he?

00:04:49What is the diagnosis?

00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him

00:04:53I'm sorry

00:04:54I don't know what this is

00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?

00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best

00:04:59Don't worry, General

00:05:00I'm the Angel Herbalist

00:05:02And I have mastered all healing methods of the East

00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has

00:05:08With just one needle

00:05:25I have no clue what this is

00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all

00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last

00:05:37Me, the witch doctor

00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander

00:05:52He's not budging, there's no movement

00:05:53Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world

00:05:57But I don't know what this is

00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors

00:06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed

00:06:07If we can't save him

00:06:10There's only one person who can

00:06:12Who?

00:06:16The goddess of healing

00:06:19Wait a second

00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess

00:06:23That's correct

00:06:24Her right rewrites the rond

00:06:27And her left leaves the bereft

00:06:29That's her motto

00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals

00:06:33We are nothing compared to her

00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive

00:06:39No one has ever seen her before

00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son

00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt

00:06:48I will find her

00:06:49James, come

00:06:51Put out a bounty

00:06:52To the entire world

00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer

00:06:56Will get the five million dollars

00:06:59There's no need

00:07:14I'll save your son

00:07:17Who the hell is she?

00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander

00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?

00:07:22Don't be ridiculous

00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:07:27Exactly

00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier

00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich

00:07:34Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her

00:07:38I bet it has fleas

00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion

00:07:43Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us

00:07:51Don't touch him

00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover

00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed

00:07:59So step aside

00:08:00I'll take it from here

00:08:02Could you hold this?

00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho

00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son

00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country

00:08:10And a former general

00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one

00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners

00:08:18Wasn't paying enough cash

00:08:19Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some

00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong

00:08:28When he's unconscious?

00:08:31Ew, disgusting

00:08:32Go back to being a prostitute

00:08:35Security!

00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now

00:08:39Let's go

00:08:39If you throw me out

00:08:41You're tossing away your son's last chance at life

00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail

00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try

00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud

00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot

00:09:01But I warn you

00:09:02If you fail

00:09:03I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall

00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?

00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me

00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness

00:09:14But since I'm not welcome here

00:09:18I'll leave

00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish

00:09:22No, Miss Trixie

00:09:24My brother is a hero to me

00:09:26I can't lose him

00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you

00:09:32Then that means he must be a good person

00:09:34My brother's a war hero

00:09:36Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack

00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies

00:09:40He'd make a great husband

00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?

00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you

00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her

00:09:55I mean, look at her

00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up

00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her

00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters

00:10:06Continue wasting your time

00:10:08But I'm saving this patient

00:10:20Oh, okay

00:10:23What's happening?

00:10:24What are we doing?

00:10:36What the hell are you doing?

00:10:39I knew she was a perv

00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us

00:10:44Do you all not know that Slec can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?

00:10:47Are you insane?

00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son

00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease

00:10:55Has a peanut allergy

00:10:56And the condition he has is called

00:10:58Endogenic cryomorphy

00:10:59Yeah, right

00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him

00:11:04Oh, okay

00:11:04I've studied every disease known to man, right?

00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here

00:11:11And I've never heard of

00:11:13Endo-cryo-

00:11:15What?

00:11:16What?

00:11:18This?

00:11:25It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here

00:11:28What?

00:11:29What?

00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?

00:11:34The rod of a sepulis?

00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?

00:11:41I agree

00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery

00:11:44What is the point of doctors who have studied for years?

00:11:49We are all certified

00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease

00:11:54She's right about everything

00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right

00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what

00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy

00:12:08Oh

00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it

00:12:10Because I just discovered it

00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy

00:12:17The chances are a billion to one

00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery

00:12:21But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me

00:12:27What a bunch of baloney

00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good

00:12:33Precisely

00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute

00:12:36You don't compare to meet us

00:12:38Who actually studied real medicine

00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school

00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead

00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases

00:12:53Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up

00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?

00:12:59Oh, yeah

00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up

00:13:05I think you all should grow parts of your brain back

00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly

00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?

00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me

00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees

00:13:19Then let's have a bet

00:13:20If you can't heal him

00:13:24We'll break your hands

00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore

00:13:33These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined

00:13:36You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?

00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them

00:13:43There's too many lives at stake

00:13:47Don't worry, I got this

00:13:52It's a deal

00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong

00:13:55No one is dying on my watch

00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years

00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?

00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything

00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you

00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband

00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing

00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit

00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?

00:14:43Don't listen to her

00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her

00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness

00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery

00:14:57You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character

00:15:01What? Did you just call me?

00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here

00:15:08And you're standing in my way

00:15:09Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm

00:15:13Now stop getting in my way

00:15:16Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon

00:15:20Oh yeah?

00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain?

00:15:22Where's the dog?

00:15:23Well, put down the dog!

00:15:25With pleasure

00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath

00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor

00:15:53She's been poisoned

00:15:56It was her

00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?

00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives

00:16:02But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison

00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine

00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?

00:16:11Of course

00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes

00:16:16If I want to save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me

00:16:36Why is she skinning blood?

00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen

00:16:39I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way

00:16:42Angel herbalist

00:16:43This is what I call

00:16:46Malpractice

00:16:48This isn't fatal

00:16:48She'll live

00:16:49But she deserves a little punishment

00:16:51Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?

00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?

00:16:55Right this way

00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

00:16:58What the hell is going on?

00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?

00:17:03Then stop getting in my way

00:17:05Every second counts

00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?

00:17:14General Armstrong

00:17:15Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation

00:17:19Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?

00:17:23Hold on

00:17:23You two are going in there alone?

00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked

00:17:30Then sure, invite everyone in

00:17:33All right

00:17:34But I warn you

00:17:35No funny business

00:17:41Don't ask me

00:17:54Don't ask people

00:17:55Don't ask

00:17:56Don't ask a question

00:17:57Give me whats up

00:17:59Give me

00:18:00month

00:18:01Yah

00:18:06What

00:18:07How

00:18:07Has

00:18:07When

00:18:07How

00:18:39You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.

00:18:44Exactly.

00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?

00:18:47She could blackmail you for millions.

00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.

00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.

00:18:56Held for ransom.

00:18:58By a homeless woman.

00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.

00:19:02We have to have faith.

00:19:04Where did you actually find this little life?

00:19:07Uh, on the streets?

00:19:11Are you shitting me?

00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?

00:19:15Are you nuts?

00:19:16You don't know her.

00:19:17You don't know her background.

00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.

00:19:20That is it, General.

00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.

00:19:23You're right.

00:19:23That's it.

00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.

00:19:26James, let's go.

00:19:27Yes, sir.

00:19:38I told you all to stay out.

00:19:46This is a critical moment for you.

00:19:47We can't be interrupted.

00:19:48Otherwise, we'd both die.

00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.

00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.

00:20:02No, thank you.

00:20:05Ow!

00:20:07You see that, General?

00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.

00:20:11This is witchcraft.

00:20:13I know what this is.

00:20:15This is the dark witch.

00:20:17I've heard of her.

00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,

00:20:23and then she eats them alive.

00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.

00:20:28James, get the SWAT team.

00:20:30Yes, sir.

00:20:34You regain consciousness.

00:20:46Help me.

00:20:47I'm just one.

00:20:52Something's wrong.

00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.

00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.

00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.

00:21:13Sir?

00:21:14The SWAT team is here.

00:21:16Captain Morales.

00:21:19My son is trapped behind there

00:21:21with a devious, man-eating witch.

00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can

00:21:26to tear down that door.

00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.

00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.

00:21:36Right.

00:21:37He writes the wrong.

00:21:46Who the fuck are you?

00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?

00:21:51Good.

00:21:52You're awake.

00:21:53I'm saving you.

00:21:55Saving you?

00:21:56By bathing with me?

00:21:58Who are you?

00:21:59Are you a fucking spy?

00:22:01Talk!

00:22:01I swear to God,

00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this.

00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me

00:22:07in your stippor.

00:22:10I will never.

00:22:11Oh, really?

00:22:25Look who's guilty now.

00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,

00:22:31all right,

00:22:31but it is a biological fact.

00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman

00:22:37and her breasts.

00:22:39Science, okay?

00:22:40It just means that my body...

00:22:41Oh, shut up.

00:22:41It's physical.

00:22:45You just talked to me with your friend.

00:22:47And I'm a professional.

00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.

00:22:51Captain, do something now.

00:22:53Ready!

00:22:58We're almost there.

00:23:01Aim!

00:23:03Get him, boys.

00:23:04Get him!

00:23:06Fire!

00:23:10Fire!

00:23:25Those amus cells.

00:23:27How is this possible?

00:23:29It's not even a scratch.

00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.

00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.

00:23:36No.

00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.

00:23:39She's not the dark witch.

00:23:41Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.

00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.

00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?

00:23:50That's right.

00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.

00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.

00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.

00:24:00Think about it.

00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.

00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.

00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.

00:24:05You're right.

00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.

00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.

00:24:15No!

00:24:17Absolutely not.

00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.

00:24:21How could you know for sure?

00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.

00:24:26You're wrong, sir!

00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.

00:24:32It's called borderline revival.

00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.

00:24:38But only temporarily.

00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.

00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.

00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can.

00:24:49To kill that antler rod bearing witch.

00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.

00:24:54He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant.

00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.

00:25:01The witch doctor.

00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.

00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.

00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.

00:25:13I don't know who you are,

00:25:15but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me.

00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.

00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life.

00:25:27So we can both survive.

00:25:47It's poison gas.

00:25:50The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.

00:25:55Poison gas?

00:25:56My son is in there.

00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.

00:26:00No, don't worry, General.

00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.

00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.

00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.

00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.

00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.

00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.

00:26:21It's never and ever.

00:26:23It's never and ever.

00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?

00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.

00:26:39Wait a second.

00:26:40You don't think that they're...

00:26:42You!

00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!

00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!

00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!

00:26:51Oh my god.

00:26:51Yeah?

00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.

00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.

00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!

00:27:02This is taking way too long!

00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.

00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.

00:27:13Bazooka.

00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.

00:27:16Crap.

00:27:17Oh my god.

00:27:17Get back, son.

00:27:20Ready.

00:27:21Aim!

00:27:22Oh, shit.

00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.

00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.

00:27:44Shoot her dead now!

00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?

00:27:47I said stand down!

00:27:50Don't listen to her.

00:27:51She's a fraud.

00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.

00:27:55I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.

00:27:58If I'm a termite, then...

00:28:00You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.

00:28:03Wait a second.

00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?

00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.

00:28:08You can see for yourself.

00:28:10Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.

00:28:12That is it!

00:28:13No more stalling, General!

00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.

00:28:21Don't hurt her.

00:28:27He's secure!

00:28:34His pulse is regular.

00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.

00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.

00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.

00:28:53Lysander's warm again.

00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.

00:28:57And his heart is strong.

00:28:58Come.

00:28:59Feel it.

00:29:01I saved my son.

00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.

00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.

00:29:12I've learned my lesson.

00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.

00:29:18Wait!

00:29:19Wait!

00:29:19No, no!

00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the

00:29:25queen, Angel, and Inus.

00:29:28The Goddess Healer!

00:29:33Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?

00:29:36But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look

00:29:42a day after 20.

00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.

00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.

00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.

00:29:52Take care.

00:29:53No, wait!

00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.

00:29:57He's right.

00:29:59We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a

00:30:03wife if you cured him, and you did just that.

00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.

00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.

00:30:13I...

00:30:15I'm already engaged.

00:30:19Already engaged?

00:30:20I am.

00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's

00:30:26coming back today.

00:30:27But don't be disappointed.

00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.

00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.

00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.

00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.

00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.

00:30:41Take the gold.

00:30:42No, really.

00:30:44I don't need anything.

00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.

00:30:51Trixie?

00:30:52It's your fiancé.

00:30:53He's back.

00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you.

00:30:58I must go.

00:31:06Hobo close.

00:31:07Halo glow.

00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.

00:31:12It was just dumb luck.

00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.

00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful

00:31:22bachelor around.

00:31:25I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.

00:31:32Oh, my God.

00:31:34I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.

00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.

00:31:42Lysander, Lysander, I was not what's supposed to be mine.

00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.

00:31:50You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.

00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.

00:31:57Wait, no, we're not brides.

00:31:59No, she's just better than us.

00:32:02Oh, my God.

00:32:04Oh, my God.

00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?

00:32:09She's no average Jane.

00:32:10No, she isn't.

00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.

00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and

00:32:18had an impeccable-looking doll?

00:32:19But think about the impenetrable walls.

00:32:21No normal person could have done that.

00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.

00:32:27I have never met a woman like that.

00:32:28I have to find her.

00:32:29I have to make her my wife.

00:32:31She won my heart over, too.

00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.

00:32:36All right, listen.

00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.

00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.

00:32:46So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.

00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.

00:32:55She waited for you for three years.

00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.

00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.

00:33:02One with some serious fuck you money.

00:33:05So get lost.

00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?

00:33:16Grandma.

00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.

00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.

00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.

00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.

00:33:30So sign over the house now.

00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.

00:33:40And I did.

00:33:42For three years while you were deployed.

00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.

00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?

00:33:50Do you have no shame?

00:33:51We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have

00:33:56been with a loaded girl like Marissa.

00:34:03That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.

00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.

00:34:17Oh yeah?

00:34:19Well, Marissa

00:34:21is so much better than you.

00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.

00:34:26And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.

00:34:31Dude!

00:34:32Oh!

00:34:34And you?

00:34:35You're still nothing.

00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?

00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.

00:34:42Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.

00:34:45Oops.

00:34:47Yeah.

00:34:47That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.

00:34:58You gave her the presidential contract?

00:35:00I certainly did.

00:35:01In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.

00:35:12What?

00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.

00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.

00:35:18You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.

00:35:22My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.

00:35:28How dare you insult her.

00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.

00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.

00:35:35Poor Edna.

00:35:36She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?

00:35:39What is he talking about, your sister?

00:35:41Show her, Bob.

00:35:43Shh.

00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.

00:35:51She didn't purchase this house on her own.

00:35:53She was begging on the street for money.

00:35:56I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.

00:36:00Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.

00:36:03You dig?

00:36:04The word you're looking for is dignity.

00:36:06And you're one to speak, cheater.

00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?

00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.

00:36:18I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.

00:36:23Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.

00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?

00:36:28It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.

00:36:37Enough bullshitting already.

00:36:39Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.

00:36:54At your wedding, I will.

00:36:56What?

00:36:58If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,

00:37:02why should I do good by you?

00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.

00:37:10Fucking bitch!

00:37:12You better keep your word.

00:37:13Oh, that's rich.

00:37:15After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.

00:37:18Do remember that.

00:37:26Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.

00:37:29They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.

00:37:33Grandma, I have to confess something to you.

00:37:37I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.

00:37:40Trillions?

00:37:43That would make you the richest person on the planet.

00:37:47It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.

00:37:53I've saved several world leaders with these hands.

00:37:56That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.

00:38:01It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.

00:38:05But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart.

00:38:10But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.

00:38:17You don't have to believe me just yet.

00:38:20After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,

00:38:24I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.

00:38:29That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.

00:38:33You've always had an angel's heart.

00:38:35I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.

00:38:39Who actually deserves you.

00:38:41You will see tomorrow, Grandma.

00:38:45Oh, yeah.

00:38:51You said Trixie's crushing your wedding?

00:38:53She was bullying us too, Sasa.

00:38:56She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.

00:39:00When hope when nobody steps on a snake, the snake bites back hard.

00:39:05So let her come and embarrass herself.

00:39:07Yeah.

00:39:08You mean, we broadcast that video of you?

00:39:16Yes.

00:39:17Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.

00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my

00:39:25presidential glow-up.

00:39:26Let's turn this party into her funeral.

00:39:35There he is.

00:39:38Welcome home, brother.

00:39:40Welcome home, General!

00:39:44Sir, it's the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.

00:39:47This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.

00:39:49He served with her regiment in the Marines.

00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner that could barely carry supplies?

00:39:54Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.

00:39:58So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?

00:40:01Fucking coward.

00:40:02According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.

00:40:05Then we should join her.

00:40:08Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.

00:40:13So she needs our support.

00:40:15Will you join me in protecting her?

00:40:16Yes, sir!

00:40:17We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!

00:40:21Then let's roll.

00:40:36Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.

00:40:39Today is a very special day for me and Butch.

00:40:41Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract,

00:40:46allowing my biomedical company to go public.

00:40:53Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.

00:40:56Wakeham, Stowe.

00:40:57Butch is taking my last name.

00:40:59Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.

00:41:02You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a partay after all.

00:41:07I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.

00:41:14The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.

00:41:19It's an honor.

00:41:20And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.

00:41:25We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.

00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin!

00:41:32Not so fast.

00:41:34The party doesn't start until I say it does.

00:41:58You two really are a match made in hell.

00:42:01So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.

00:42:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.

00:42:07Who is she?

00:42:08Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.

00:42:11Just watch.

00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?

00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.

00:42:18Are you lost?

00:42:19I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.

00:42:21You know, being this poor.

00:42:24Me.

00:42:25Bum a meal.

00:42:26Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?

00:42:30And what evidence do you have of that?

00:42:32Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.

00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.

00:42:37Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.

00:42:41And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.

00:42:44Sasa.

00:42:45She's like so obsessed with me.

00:42:46She's like...

00:42:48See, everyone?

00:42:50Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still

00:42:55show up to my wedding to suck up to me.

00:42:58This is what poor, sad girls do.

00:43:00They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.

00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?

00:43:06You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.

00:43:11Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.

00:43:18You? Giving me the contract?

00:43:21You have no skills, no education, no connection.

00:43:25So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion

00:43:31dollar contract?

00:43:32We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.

00:43:34And I saw potential in you.

00:43:36Even trusted you as my best friend.

00:43:38But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.

00:43:41Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.

00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.

00:43:47They steal from lame spinsters for fun.

00:43:50Damn right.

00:43:52You were too embarrassing for me.

00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.

00:43:57I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.

00:44:00Bravo.

00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger.

00:44:03Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.

00:44:05Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.

00:44:07She'll make her sup.

00:44:08Don't listen to her, everyone.

00:44:09She's a gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.

00:44:12I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.

00:44:19You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.

00:44:23Okay, enough!

00:44:24You know what I always couldn't stand about you?

00:44:26Your moral posturing.

00:44:28But guess what?

00:44:30Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.

00:44:33That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.

00:44:37Because I've got the material goods.

00:44:39And you're just all empty talk.

00:44:41I'm not here to request to be chosen.

00:44:43Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.

00:44:47See this?

00:44:59Oh my god.

00:45:01Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?

00:45:06The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?

00:45:08No, absolutely not.

00:45:10I don't believe it.

00:45:12You all sound so scared already.

00:45:14Don't worry.

00:45:14This isn't that contract.

00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.

00:45:23See everyone?

00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.

00:45:26But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.

00:45:28Look at her following orders.

00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.

00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave.

00:45:35That house is worth all her life savings.

00:45:41You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?

00:45:54You must understand me.

00:45:56I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.

00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.

00:46:08Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.

00:46:10She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket

00:46:14and invest in baddie.

00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.

00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me.

00:46:20Uh, I know what this is.

00:46:23You've gone delusional.

00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party

00:46:27and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?

00:46:30Well, that's not happening.

00:46:32Security, lock the doors.

00:46:34This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.

00:46:39This is where your dreams will die, bitch.

00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.

00:46:47She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.

00:46:50Butch Tanner.

00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.

00:46:54Let's go.

00:46:59You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?

00:47:01I've saved plenty of people from much worse.

00:47:05Including your head of command, Butch.

00:47:08General Lysander Armstrong.

00:47:10You mean the legendary war hero?

00:47:12He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.

00:47:16You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.

00:47:20So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?

00:47:26No one here is gonna believe you.

00:47:27If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.

00:47:33And she's not.

00:47:34You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.

00:47:37Show them, Butch.

00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.

00:47:46Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.

00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone, because we're rich as fuck now.

00:47:56I'm a major in the Marines.

00:47:57Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract with the military.

00:48:03Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.

00:48:08How despicable.

00:48:09She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.

00:48:13Get out of here.

00:48:14No one wants to marry you.

00:48:15No free meals for the poor.

00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?

00:48:20This is high society.

00:48:21So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.

00:48:26Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.

00:48:35I already have everything one can dream of, but I valued our friendship, Marissa, which is why I came here

00:48:41to give you a second chance.

00:48:42To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.

00:48:45But no.

00:48:46You stooped so low, it disgusts me.

00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.

00:48:54And who knows if you've already started offering sexual services.

00:48:59Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?

00:49:04My brother will never take you back.

00:49:06No man will marry an embarrassment like you.

00:49:09But make me happy?

00:49:11I might consider making you my personal prostitute.

00:49:25How dare you hit my brother?

00:49:27I'm never letting you leave here alive.

00:49:30That's awesome.

00:49:31I do something.

00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.

00:49:34After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.

00:49:39Oh.

00:49:40Is that so?

00:49:42Security!

00:49:44Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,

00:49:50or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.

00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.

00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.

00:50:02Dream on!

00:50:04You wish General Licentor scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.

00:50:08You're definitely not good enough for him.

00:50:11Enough!

00:50:12You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm going to shoot you.

00:50:18On the count of three!

00:50:20I think I quite like it here.

00:50:22Two!

00:50:34This wine is so delicious.

00:50:36One!

00:50:37Shoot!

00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.

00:51:01Who the hell is this?

00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.

00:51:07Did they hurt you?

00:51:09No, I'm fine.

00:51:11But, um, when did I become your future wife?

00:51:16You saved me, Trixie, remember?

00:51:19I'm a man of my word.

00:51:20They're never going to hurt you ever again.

00:51:22Really, it was nothing.

00:51:25I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.

00:51:35I see what this is.

00:51:36You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.

00:51:39Look at you guys all lovey-dove.

00:51:41Don't try to pin this on her.

00:51:42She waited for you for three years.

00:51:44This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.

00:51:49Virtue?

00:51:50Don't make me laugh.

00:51:52She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.

00:51:54No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.

00:51:58She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.

00:52:05I see her in the Marines.

00:52:08I'm a major.

00:52:10You know, look, man.

00:52:11I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven now that she's all cleaned up.

00:52:16But don't waste your man on a whiny, worthless woman like that.

00:52:20Ow!

00:52:22Ow!

00:52:23Ow!

00:52:24Ow!

00:52:25A real man never talks about a woman that way.

00:52:30You're a coward.

00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.

00:52:44You're very gracious, Trixie.

00:52:46You know that?

00:52:49You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.

00:52:51So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.

00:52:54You understand?

00:52:54You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?

00:52:56I'm a fucking major.

00:52:58You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.

00:53:01I'll, I'll destroy you.

00:53:03Do you really not know who this is, Butch?

00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.

00:53:07What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?

00:53:11He was just a supply boy.

00:53:15War hero?

00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?

00:53:20Poor girl.

00:53:21Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?

00:53:25A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.

00:53:28Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.

00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.

00:53:36What a pair.

00:53:38Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.

00:53:42Maybe we should try to pay some off some more.

00:53:44Don't you think?

00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.

00:53:55What is all this?

00:53:57Trixie, listen.

00:53:57I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.

00:54:01But I know that we shared a moment.

00:54:06I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.

00:54:10It's not in my nature.

00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.

00:54:15Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.

00:54:22So incredible and kind and beautiful.

00:54:25So I know that you're the one for me.

00:54:29This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.

00:54:34Oscar worthy.

00:54:35Oscar worthy.

00:54:37No.

00:54:38First gift.

00:54:43Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.

00:54:46So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.

00:54:50Worth $500 million.

00:54:51Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.

00:54:55Second gift.

00:54:59This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.

00:55:03Which is now yours.

00:55:05Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?

00:55:08That's amazing.

00:55:08They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.

00:55:11They've got nothing left.

00:55:13Lysander, I really don't care for any of you.

00:55:16Look, I know.

00:55:17I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.

00:55:20Okay?

00:55:21Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well...

00:55:42Cleo!

00:55:43Hey!

00:55:44Oh my God.

00:55:47You found my dog.

00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.

00:55:53But with you, it's so much more.

00:55:55Trixie Amore.

00:56:00Will you marry me?

00:56:03You know I can't say no to this doggo.

00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.

00:56:27Go, go, power couple.

00:56:30Woo!

00:56:30Ha ha!

00:56:31Okay, stop.

00:56:33The only power couple here is Butch and I.

00:56:37Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.

00:56:41No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.

00:56:46Hey.

00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not.

00:56:49But I'm making this woman my wife.

00:56:51Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on Earth.

00:56:56Understand?

00:57:01You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.

00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong.

00:57:15As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.

00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.

00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.

00:57:32I bet my life you're all just actors.

00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath.

00:57:37Come on, Lysander.

00:57:38What are we waiting for?

00:57:39Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.

00:57:41What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?

00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck?

00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.

00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.

00:57:53Um, she's utterly unmarriable.

00:57:59I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.

00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.

00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.

00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander.

00:58:19Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.

00:58:22Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.

00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.

00:58:35Uh, hello?

00:58:37Yes.

00:58:39What?

00:58:45I'm going bankrupt!

00:58:48Hey, hey, hey.

00:58:54Hey, hey, hey.

00:58:56Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?

00:58:58That was a real call?

00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.

00:59:01My company's dead.

00:59:02It evaporated.

00:59:04It's in thin air.

00:59:08That's impossible.

00:59:10Who are you?

00:59:11What did you do?

00:59:13Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?

00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.

00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?

00:59:24Then that means...

00:59:27You're really Lysander Armstrong.

00:59:30The richest and most powerful man in the country.

00:59:33Trixie's married.

00:59:35The famed war hero.

00:59:37The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.

00:59:41Now you believe me?

00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.

00:59:45No, there's got to be some trick to this.

00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.

00:59:51This is awesome.

00:59:52This is awesome.

00:59:53This is awesome.

01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie.

01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long.

01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you.

01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.

01:00:13Do you have your hands for me?

01:00:14Or I'll have them removed for you.

01:00:16Ah!

01:00:17Ah!

01:00:20I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.

01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.

01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company.

01:00:34I don't blame her at all.

01:00:35Your double standards are incredible.

01:00:37Okay, you don't want me.

01:00:39Fine.

01:00:40But there's plenty of other efficiency.

01:00:42I can give you a room full of pageant winners.

01:00:4418 years old.

01:00:46Fresh for the taking.

01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.

01:00:57Thank you, Devin.

01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancé, but now you'd sell out other

01:01:07innocent girls just to get your company back?

01:01:09You're an insult to all good women out there.

01:01:12No, to all of humanity.

01:01:14So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.

01:01:21Wait, everyone, stop.

01:01:25They're impostors.

01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president.

01:01:32And she said your contract is not getting canceled because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.

01:01:37So, we won't go bankrupt?

01:01:40The goddess healer?

01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?

01:01:47Yes.

01:01:48That's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.

01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is, the right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong bereft.

01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.

01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt.

01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.

01:02:08So, you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?

01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?

01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up war hero?

01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.

01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.

01:02:28FBI!

01:02:30FBI!

01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.

01:02:36Gotcha.

01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.

01:02:44No, don't arrest her!

01:02:46Trixie is a good person.

01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her!

01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?

01:02:54The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch.

01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.

01:03:00Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.

01:03:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.

01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her

01:03:14out.

01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.

01:03:18My fiance really is an incredible woman.

01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven.

01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.

01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.

01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.

01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.

01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.

01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.

01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.

01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.

01:03:58I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.

01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine.

01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiance.

01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk. Let's go!

01:04:34Get him!

01:04:35If you can.

01:04:59Get him!

01:05:13Get him!

01:05:18Get him!

01:05:27Is that enough pain? Or do you want more?

01:05:37legend is written all over you icenander grandma meet my new fiance

01:05:48wow your new fiance he's so manly much better than your last one i always knew you'd find

01:05:56someone better it's butch's loss trixie has always been so much better than marissa she's

01:06:02like a shining star in the sky and marissa's like a roach in the sewers bitch we name calling

01:06:08now i'll drown you out with insults from my side right fam drown out the poor drown out

01:06:14the poor drown out the poor drown out the poor drown out the poor drown out the poor see

01:06:21trixie you've got no connections no power you can't compete against me even if you have

01:06:26one guy on your side who can fight we're too honorable to fight dirty like you so you're

01:06:31using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them let them eat cake

01:06:46you can't shoot all of them grab what you can't bam attack

01:07:07you will not hurt a single soul in my presence

01:07:16what the fuck was that i don't care what the fuck it was i'm not letting her make a fool

01:07:20of me at my own wedding

01:07:28damn it damn it damn it damn it you forgot i had a gun too that'll teach you from messing

01:07:36with the wig hams take miss trixie and family and get out of here we're cornered i'll sacrifice

01:07:41myself to fend them off devon you and your brother are both good men i will not let your injury

01:07:47be in vain they will be punished now hold still for me right rewrites the world

01:08:08holy fuck did she just reverse the bullet by chanting the goddess healers chant she the goddess healer

01:08:19i'm all better now thank you miss trixie see i knew that you were no ordinary woman

01:08:25no please i am just an ordinary girl don't put me on some sort of pedestal sure

01:08:32you hear that she's just some average homeless girl on the streets she was probably holding out

01:08:37a super magnet that drew out the bullet well i do not care for glory i do believe in justice

01:08:43marissa and butch not only have you betrayed me but now you've hurt the innocent too

01:08:48i will make you both pay for your crimes and who are you to judge me for what i do

01:08:54god wrong but you're close oh bullshit i'm gonna show you how the elite can travel any low lives

01:09:04you want to cross the line so bad then let's see you try

01:09:07charge

01:09:17the hell is this this is the line between life and death

01:09:23yo was that extra neon spray paint i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh i'll die before i believe

01:09:29that's magic

01:09:31you're not the grim reaper what if it's a trap that woman has many tricks up her sleeves we ain't

01:09:37afraid of her she's nothing but a circus prostitute why don't you cross the line and see for yourself

01:09:43i will

01:09:47left

01:09:47leaves the wrong breast

01:09:56i'm fine nothing happened you'll see soon enough oh please i really want to die

01:10:03and you call this the line between life and death i knew you were just making that shit up

01:10:07whoops just crossed it again whoops and again nothing's happening

01:10:27what did you do to my brother i didn't do anything your brother just didn't want to heed my warning

01:10:34i suggest you take him to the ur if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral

01:10:39come on major are you not going to help your own brother how was he able to cross the line

01:10:45see this must be an illusion

01:10:50only the pure of heart can cross the line

01:10:52will somebody take my brother to the hospital please

01:11:02you're so sore i wouldn't marry you you'd go and hurt my brother

01:11:05oh please you hurt us first at first i was really hurt by your betrayal but i've come to realize

01:11:13your true colors are that of a snake and a coward marissa thanks for taking this little life from me

01:11:20you blame yourself for being worthless you think anyone will want to marry you when you got

01:11:25nothing to offer

01:11:28when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day

01:11:34don't touch my wife

01:11:38and instead trixie gets a handsome and protective husband

01:11:43you can daydream all you want now trixie but when the presidential contract arrives

01:11:47it'll hit you like a fucking truck that you're nothing but an ugly phony

01:11:51and i'm the queen of everything

01:11:52oh really

01:11:53then let me show you how it is i who has everything you want

01:11:57you've got nothing on me

01:12:03yes

01:12:03tell the president to get here immediately

01:12:10goddess

01:12:11madam president

01:12:12i require your assistance

01:12:14yes we'll be there immediately

01:12:19get the vp we're leaving now

01:12:24did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states

01:12:28god i knew you were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too

01:12:31i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa

01:12:34you're pathetic trixie

01:12:36a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming

01:12:39miss wickham is correct

01:12:41i was on the phone with the president earlier

01:12:43only the most important people have madam president's direct line

01:12:47you hear that everyone there is no way lowlife trixie could have called the president by herself

01:12:54she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention so she's come here to play up her importance

01:13:00no my granddaughter would never do that reversing time just to heal someone's wound

01:13:06only the goddess healer can do that

01:13:08is trixie really the goddess healer

01:13:26is this how the working class think all the time i never realized how delusional they were

01:13:34you can only dream of what you can never have

01:13:37while we rub our riches

01:13:38and privilege in their faces

01:13:40look i don't know what circus school you went to

01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous trixie

01:13:45it ain't working

01:13:46you can't just fake the

01:13:50yeah but goddess healing power is

01:13:52legendary

01:13:53it's like real magic

01:13:55trixie

01:13:56you're an angel

01:13:57but the goddess healing is

01:13:58beyond your imagination

01:14:00and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex

01:14:03won't her followers be furious and riot against you

01:14:08no

01:14:09trixie look

01:14:11i believe you

01:14:12you saved me

01:14:14whether you're a goddess or not

01:14:16you did that

01:14:18no matter what happens you are a goddess to me

01:14:21we'll riot against you now

01:14:23tear her apart

01:14:24tear her apart

01:14:26tear her apart

01:14:28tear her apart

01:14:29tear her apart

01:14:31the vice president arrives

01:14:48who dare cause ruckus in here

01:14:54you're general lysander armstrong

01:14:56wait

01:14:57what

01:14:59he's actually general lysander armstrong

01:15:01no

01:15:02no

01:15:02we've been through this already once okay

01:15:04right secretary chill

01:15:06this actor trixie hired

01:15:08pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me

01:15:11but you already confirmed with madame president

01:15:13that i got the contract coming still right

01:15:16yes

01:15:16we all thought he was a fraud

01:15:18what i mean is

01:15:21you're the war hero

01:15:22general lysander armstrong

01:15:24and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding

01:15:27the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell

01:15:31and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president

01:15:35he

01:15:35is

01:15:36the general

01:15:37oh but he's in trouble now

01:15:39did you hear that

01:15:40even the vice president knows me

01:15:43as an important ally to the nation's leader

01:15:45so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero

01:15:48we got the vp and the president on our side

01:15:52you'll always be nothing

01:15:54you'll always be nothing tricksy

01:15:55i told you

01:15:56now punish them vice president langley this is treason

01:16:00lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles

01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us

01:16:13you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country from

01:16:19terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would

01:16:23enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother

01:16:30yeah

01:16:31it's okay

01:16:33mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country i have no problem doing that again if

01:16:38it means protecting my fiance's life

01:16:41and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a fuck about any damn titles

01:16:49i truly saved a good man

01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance

01:16:59and what can you do about it

01:17:01oh mr vice president i have swell idea

01:17:04my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military

01:17:09let's try it out on them

01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously

01:17:15put innocent civilian lives in danger despicable

01:17:18what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power

01:17:24miss wickham you can use full force on them

01:17:28did you hear that boys

01:17:33oh

01:17:42shoot

01:17:43wait that's the president

01:17:56no

01:17:57hey

01:17:58idiots

01:18:05oh my gosh i'm so sorry madame president

01:18:09that was they were totally aiming for uh trixie the fraud in the middle

01:18:13what is this

01:18:15oh that's my new biomedical weapon madame for your military

01:18:19this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with

01:18:23you're the uncivilized buffoon

01:18:25i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract

01:18:27with great power comes great responsibility

01:18:30and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you

01:18:35what are you doing reverse the poison

01:18:36and take it out of the present before it's too late

01:18:39that is easy

01:18:41there's no need

01:18:43i'll save everyone

01:18:57it's raining gold

01:19:01what's happening trixie doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter

01:19:07she

01:19:09she is

01:19:10she is a criminal

01:19:12don't worry madame president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison

01:19:15i'd be quiet if i were you

01:19:17because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up

01:19:20what are you talking about

01:19:21the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract

01:19:34this contract

01:19:36yeah yes thank you first gentleman

01:19:56my contract you bitch

01:19:59and that's not all

01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day

01:20:15there is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus

01:20:18don't you realize

01:20:19or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that

01:20:23you're the real virus here marissa

01:20:25money is worth more to you than human lives

01:20:28and that's something i cannot tolerate

01:20:30so prepare yourself

01:20:32because i'm about to smite you

01:20:35what are you gonna do

01:20:37the president is here

01:20:39and i just invented the best biomedical products in the world

01:20:43you'll pardon me for that little mishap right

01:20:47madam president

01:20:48you've recovered now

01:20:50so what's your final decision

01:20:54i'll

01:20:54she's gonna give me my billion dollar

01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars

01:21:09why are you attacking me madam president

01:21:11you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract

01:21:14you wish

01:21:15you idiot

01:21:18i've never seen a woman so vile

01:21:21so ugly on the inside

01:21:22it makes me want to vomit

01:21:23i-i-i don't understand i was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing

01:21:31and do you know the goddess you saved me and my son during childbirth

01:21:36you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh

01:21:40the one and only

01:21:42and it's

01:21:55and it's

01:21:58her

01:22:02welcome goddess

01:22:11uh...

01:22:12uh... we uh...

01:22:16you really are the goddess of healing aren't you

01:22:17how else did you think i saved you

01:22:21then why did you keep it a secret for so long

01:22:25i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person

01:22:28i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person

01:22:28help those in need

01:22:30and make sure the man i chose loved me for me

01:22:33no so that means

01:22:35the billion dollar contract

01:22:37it was you who gave it to me

01:22:39and she took it away just like that

01:22:42that was her golden ticket

01:22:44you were once my fiance and best friend

01:22:46but after everything you've done

01:22:48we're officially cutting ties with you both

01:22:51no please i swear

01:22:52i didn't know you were an exorcist

01:22:57it doesn't matter who she is

01:22:59trixie has a heart of gold

01:23:00she's an amazing person

01:23:02and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her

01:23:06she's gonna be my wife

01:23:07because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet

01:23:16i love you

01:23:30all her goals

01:23:31all her clothes

01:23:33all that could have been mine

01:23:34this is all your fault

01:23:37you seduced me

01:23:39don't help me

01:23:41you were the one that came onto me

01:23:42you himbo

01:23:43please

01:23:45trixie

01:23:45give me another chance

01:23:48i want to be rich again

01:23:49i'll be your slave

01:23:51i'll kiss the ground you walk on

01:23:53you've had your chance to apologize

01:23:56but it's too late now

01:23:57all i see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself

01:24:01you two should be locked up

01:24:03and she shall

01:24:05for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction

01:24:08arrest

01:24:09marissa and butch wickham

01:24:11it's all your fault marissa

01:24:13i never loved you

01:24:14it's your fault

01:24:15i was only with you for your money

01:24:17i don't care

01:24:18you were rich

01:24:19i'll see myself now

01:24:21rest assured goddess

01:24:24we will not be using these biomedical weapons

01:24:27my platform is spreading kindness just like you

01:24:30i knew you'd uphold our shared values

01:24:33that is why i saved you

01:24:35with these healing hands

01:24:37i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time

01:24:41well

01:24:43let's not let this wedding go to waste

01:24:46let's party

01:24:48wait

01:24:49what if we just got married

01:24:51right now

01:24:52yes

01:24:52well

01:24:54woo

01:24:56do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner

01:25:01i do

01:25:02i do

01:25:03you may kiss the bride

01:25:11you may kiss the bride

01:25:12yes

01:25:12down

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