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00:01Oh, a package came in for us.
00:03Dear Oak Canyon staff and guests, it has come to our attention that Malibu realtor Cole
00:08Shulman has returned to your property and harassed both guests and staff about a personal
00:13item he had left behind, facts.
00:16While the item in question is indeed deeply important to all of the Malibu realtors, this
00:20does not excuse his behavior.
00:23This kind of confirms, like, they really use it together.
00:27Like, this is nasty.
00:28That's filthy.
00:29Yeah, yeah.
00:30Wait, did he say you say in the creek?
00:32Yeah, he said that if it's not in his room, then it would be in the computer lab where
00:35it would be down by the creek.
00:37Rest assured that our organization has officially censured Mr. Shulman and put him on paid administrative
00:43leave at our Miami Beach offices.
00:46That doesn't sound like punishment.
00:47Please accept this basket of luxury gifts.
00:51Okay.
00:52Fondly Malibu realtors.
00:53All right, well, what are the gifts?
00:54We might want to disinfect it before we touch them.
00:57No kidding.
00:57Okay, this looks awesome.
00:58Okay.
00:59It's like a converter for your Tesla charger?
01:01Anybody got a Tesla?
01:03I can't drive.
01:04Oh, Zempik travel kit.
01:06That's another thermos.
01:07Oh, careful.
01:08I'll take it.
01:09I mean...
01:10Other Anthony wants it.
01:11South Africa, $500 off Pilates atop a Table Mountain.
01:15I'm guessing that's a mountain in South Africa.
01:16Why is Pilates $500?
01:18It's more than that, because it's $500 off.
01:21You're right.
01:21You're making a lot of assumptions about what we have.
01:2522% off any Malibu realtor's property.
01:28It says property value must be over $5 million.
01:33Save you a couple hundred thousand.
01:35Discount applies only to the realtor commission.
01:38What?
01:38Oh.
01:39Whatever.
01:40How is that helpful?
01:40We don't live like that.
01:42Free veneers from Michael Weiss DDS.
01:45Anybody want new teeth?
01:46Oh!
01:47It's free.
01:48Free?
01:49Yeah, free veneers.
01:50I don't got to pay nothing?
01:52You got to go to New York, though.
01:53Hey, I'll pay for that plane ticket to get some new teeth.
01:55Hey, Anthony, you have such a beautiful smile.
01:57I know.
01:58You got great teeth.
01:59Is that everything?
02:00That's everything.
02:01It says good for three composite veneers.
02:05So I get three of them?
02:06Stop playing with me.
02:07No.
02:07You get three teeth.
02:08Three teeth?
02:09Does not cover any medical expenses.
02:11Other fees apply.
02:12No.
02:16Will you marry me?
02:18No.
02:18Kevin.
02:20Amy, are you okay?
02:22Oh, Jimmy the ally.
02:24It's just grinding my ass into a stub.
02:31I got to admit, I don't know what to do.
02:33And that's a man in charge.
02:37I'm retiring, so my son is going to be the new CEO, and he is going to be great.
02:42We have got the client cookout.
02:44Yes.
02:44Yes.
02:45I have my first presentation to our clients as future CEO.
02:50We're rocking grandmas.
02:50I feel like she should be, like, rocking out.
02:52You know what I mean?
02:53Okay.
03:03If I go home and tell my parents about this stuff, they're going to be like, you're lying.
03:11Meeting everyone in person has really made me feel comfortable opening up.
03:16I shared about, like, a past dating experience I had.
03:21I actually told Jimmy about it yesterday, and it was, like, my first time telling him that
03:26I'm gay.
03:27And then today he wore that shirt.
03:29I wanted to make sure that I showed you I supported you.
03:33When Jimmy found out that I was queer, he kept bringing me, like, different flags to, like,
03:37show his support.
03:38He brought me a bunch of, like, rainbow flags, and then he kept giving me, like, the Nigerian
03:42flag a couple times.
03:43Oh, you can say it.
03:44I can't.
03:45Jimmy, again, Nigeria is a country.
03:46You can say Nigeria.
03:47I'd rather just be safe.
03:49It's a country.
03:50I'll just stick to the countries I feel safe saying, like, Chad.
03:53It couldn't be a whiter country named than Chad.
03:55Yeah, but it's in Africa.
03:57I know.
03:59The irony.
03:59Yeah, you, thank you, Jimmy.
04:01How's that step count coming?
04:03F***ing stupid.
04:05What are you doing, Helen?
04:06I'm trying to get steps in.
04:07Oh, okay.
04:08My stupid stepson, Paul gave me this Fitbit.
04:11I'm supposed to get, like, 10,000 steps in a day.
04:14What is 10,000 steps today?
04:16It's, like, what, 80 miles or something?
04:1850?
04:19I don't know what it is.
04:20It's too much.
04:21Good morning, everybody.
04:22How are you?
04:23Good morning.
04:24First of all, it's client cookout time.
04:29Today is one of the most important days of the year for our company.
04:33The client cookout is an annual luncheon that Rockin' Grandmas throws for our vendors and
04:38our retailers to thank them for their support.
04:41And we all know that Dougie Jr. will be addressing the clients for the first time.
04:47Woo!
04:48Woo!
04:48Woo!
04:48Woo!
04:48Woo!
04:50Well, it's my first client cookout, so I am cooking up something pretty special.
04:56Hmm.
04:57I really wish Dougie would tell us what he's planning for the clients.
05:01So, I just wanted to say that we have some other issues.
05:05Something very important that we just got to get to.
05:08And that is that someone has filed an anonymous complaint with HR about Kevin's proposal to
05:16Amy.
05:17Oh.
05:17Yes.
05:18So, evidently, it made somebody feel very uncomfortable.
05:21It wasn't me.
05:22No, my gosh.
05:22No, it wasn't me.
05:23I promise I'm really okay.
05:25I feel good.
05:25It doesn't matter who it was.
05:26Because that's why there is a system in for anonymous complaints.
05:29It's brave, though, whoever did do it, though, because, I mean, that's not easy to do.
05:34Uh, okay.
05:35Can we not say who it is?
05:37No, it's anonymous.
05:37It's an anonymous meme.
05:39You know, so.
05:40I applaud him, because.
05:43Wait.
05:44Jimmy, was it you?
05:47It's supposed to be anonymous, but, yes, it was me.
05:50Yeah.
05:51Basically, Jimmy anonymously complained to Kevin about his proposal to Amy, to Kevin.
05:56And Kevin filed a report.
05:57On Kevin.
05:58On Kevin.
05:59I promise, like, I'm actually, like, better.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Okay.
06:02I wish I could file a compliment.
06:04Okay.
06:05Well, in light of these developments, there are now some changes to today's plans.
06:09This report requires us to attend a mandatory sexual harassment seminar today.
06:15So, let's all just head over to the seminar room right now.
06:18Well, Dad, I actually need this time to prep for my presentation.
06:21Uh, sorry.
06:22Okay, the sexual harassment seminar can gargle in my ballsack.
06:26What'd you say?
06:27Oh, dope.
06:28They already got the stage up, dog.
06:30We're at three and a half, right?
06:32Yeah, and we'll just make sure we're getting it nice and level.
06:35All right, sick.
06:35You guys are the best.
06:36I gotta go to this dumbass seminar, and then I'll be back.
06:38Are you sure that's three and a half?
06:40The levels are all off.
06:41Buddy, it's okay.
06:42You'll fix it.
06:43You will have time.
06:44Yay.
06:45Well, I'm so glad to be here.
06:46I'm Terry Brown from Brown and Peterson Consulting, and we're going to be talking about workplace
06:50sexual harassment.
06:51I know that this presentation was incident-triggered.
06:54Is there someone from HR who can walk me through why I'm here today?
07:01I work with HR, so I guess that would be me.
07:04Great.
07:04And what's your name?
07:05Anthony.
07:05Anthony, hi.
07:06There was an incident where there was a co-worker who proposed to another co-worker, and it was,
07:13I guess, unwarranted.
07:15I guess he kind of jumped the gun, and that made some people feel uncomfortable about what
07:20was allowed in the workplace and what wasn't, and that's kind of just the gist of it.
07:25So, just to be clear, there's two people who are in a relationship in this workplace?
07:28They are not.
07:29Oh, no.
07:29They are not.
07:30They never need it.
07:31Kevin is our HR person, and I just wanted to be really clear that I was not the one that
07:37filed the complaint, but yes, I was proposed to, yes, I said no, and yes, I'm feeling empowered.
07:42So, the head of HR is who did the HR violation.
07:45Yes.
07:45Yes.
07:46Boop.
07:47Okie dokie.
07:47Yeah, I anonymously made the complaint.
07:50It's not anonymous anymore.
07:52Okay.
07:52Yeah, you did not have to share, but I'm glad you did.
07:55So, what is sexual harassment?
07:58Often, it's in a relationship where there is a power imbalance, and there are serious consequences
08:03that affect the harasser and the employer.
08:06I'm sorry.
08:06Yes.
08:07No, yeah, it's funny, because last night we watched an episode of this TV show where
08:11it's like two co-workers were told to kiss by a boss.
08:14Oh, yeah.
08:15What?
08:15The show?
08:16Bones.
08:17Bones.
08:18Yeah.
08:18I don't know that specific scenario, but if you're dating in the workplace, you do want
08:22to report it.
08:23Yeah, they were not dating, but they have chemistry.
08:26Yeah.
08:26So, the worker was trying to get a favor from the boss, and the boss was like, well, you
08:29got to kiss your co-worker if you want me to do this favor for you.
08:32And her gum actually ended up in his mouth when they were kissing.
08:36Oh, my God, that's her gum.
08:37What?
08:38Oh, my God.
08:41But then the boss was weirded out when they kissed.
08:44And it's like, you got what you wanted.
08:44She was just getting worked up.
08:47That's what that would do.
08:48You know what I'm saying?
08:49Oh, you think she was into it?
08:50Yeah, that's why she told him to do it.
08:53That was the whole purpose.
08:54I thought she was weirded out.
08:55I didn't even clock that, but you know what?
08:57She was getting into it, I guess.
08:57It made sense, right?
08:58You're right.
08:58Obviously, this is a TV show.
08:59I understand it's not real, but I do just want to use this as an example to point
09:03out sexual harassment stuff because there's a lot of gray area around it.
09:07I'm so sorry if we could not use the term gray area because...
09:12Well, I'm sorry.
09:14You know.
09:14Why?
09:15Gray area.
09:17Gray area is another word for taint.
09:20What?
09:21Wait, sorry.
09:22What is taint?
09:23Oh, Amy, you know what a taint is.
09:26It's the area between your anus and your junk.
09:30Oh, snap.
09:30Thank you for that.
09:32I don't even know where I was.
09:34Okay, I understand you guys are on a tree right now and there's like a relaxed vibe, but
09:41I...
09:41I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
09:45It's okay.
09:45It's all right.
09:46It's just a big day.
09:47That's all.
09:47It's just the biggest day of my life.
09:51If I can have a look at how are we rigged here.
09:56I'm getting some ambience because, yeah, I'm picking up the ambience from here.
10:00Yeah.
10:00That's it, like three and a half.
10:01Really good job.
10:02Really crushed that.
10:04Crushed that.
10:04Okay.
10:05Dive back in?
10:06Yes, please.
10:07Oh.
10:08What was that?
10:09Oh.
10:10Oh, I'm sorry.
10:12What was that?
10:13Come on.
10:14Sorry.
10:14It just says gray area.
10:17Let's get back on track.
10:19I'm sorry.
10:20An exercise we do that I really enjoy is I want you guys as a group to come up with
10:25a safe
10:25word.
10:25So if at any point you are uncomfortable, you say this word and all your coworkers
10:30know you're feeling like something inappropriate is happening, you need help.
10:33So I don't know if anyone wants to get us started by brainstorming.
10:38How about banana?
10:40Banana?
10:41Banana is kind of phallic, isn't it?
10:43Mm.
10:44I just knew he was going to say something.
10:46Oh, about hairdryer?
10:48Oh, that's a good one.
10:50I just think of blowing.
10:51Oh my gosh.
10:53What about bongo?
10:54Yeah, bongo's are like the breasts of the percussion section.
10:57Oh, uh, what about paprika?
11:00What?
11:01God, no.
11:01Oh, no, no.
11:02No.
11:03What do you want?
11:04Hold on.
11:04What's actually about paprika?
11:06Nothing.
11:06It's just a common ingredient in hot sauce.
11:08Right.
11:09It'd be confusing.
11:10I'm down with it, man.
11:11I'm down with it, right?
11:12Steve, it doesn't matter.
11:14It's just, it's positive.
11:15It's in a recipe.
11:17Porcupine.
11:19Porcupine.
11:20That's cute.
11:21I like that.
11:21I like porcupine.
11:22I like that.
11:23Well, what Jimmy got to say.
11:24Jimmy.
11:25Porcupine has quills.
11:27It means stay away.
11:28I think porcupine works.
11:30Okay.
11:30Okay.
11:31Porcupine works.
11:32Porcupine.
11:32Porcupine.
11:33Yay, good job.
11:35Porcupine.
11:36There's an old saying that, you know, in the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies,
11:41but the silence of our friends.
11:44Who said that, Jimmy?
11:45I'm going to guess it was said by a strong woman.
11:48That was Dr. King.
11:50Oh, the goat.
11:52The goat.
11:53The goat of what?
11:55The greatest of all time.
11:56He's like the Tom Brady of civil rights.
11:58I've never heard that.
11:59I've never heard that in my life.
12:01Mic check two.
12:02Mic check one.
12:03Mic check two.
12:03Two, two, two.
12:05Mic check.
12:08A, yes.
12:09Jen should.
12:11Oh, I'm sorry.
12:13B, likely not.
12:15It'd fall under the.
12:16Is someone screaming?
12:17Yes.
12:18Yes, ma'am.
12:19Anthony.
12:19Yeah, just go see what he's doing.
12:21I got you.
12:21Get up, get up, get up, get up, mic check.
12:23Get up, get up, get up, get up, mic check.
12:25Guys.
12:26We need more game.
12:28I need more game.
12:29I got him.
12:29Dougie.
12:30Yo.
12:31I was told to come ask if you could, like, turn it down just to tinge.
12:36What's up?
12:36Your dad asked me to tell you to turn the volume down.
12:38Oh, yeah.
12:39Yeah, I know, dude.
12:40I just need to see how it sounds out there.
12:42Can you run out there and just tell me how it sounds?
12:44Please, dude.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:49Testing, testing, one, two, three.
12:52Testing, testing, bumblebee.
12:55Testing, testing, all day long.
12:58I hope you like my testing song.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Yeah, that's pretty solid.
13:03That's pretty solid.
13:03It's just, can you, can you come here?
13:05I just got to hear it from out there.
13:07Okay.
13:07Can you, can I rock?
13:08Yeah, can you rock the mic?
13:09I just got to feel, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:10Can you hit my bumblebee song?
13:13Testing, testing, one, two, three.
13:15Yo, yo.
13:15Testing, testing, bumblebee.
13:18Yep.
13:18Testing, testing, all day long.
13:21Yep.
13:22Okay, so we're going to do some role play.
13:23Um, I want to get that mug on the shelf, but I'm too short to get it.
13:27So maybe you guys can pick me up.
13:30Oh, you're way heavier than I thought.
13:32You shouldn't talk about my body.
13:34Put me down.
13:35Is that good?
13:36Keep going, keep going.
13:37Hold on.
13:38Yeah, some people, one more time.
13:40Yep.
13:40I'm sorry.
13:42Who was the harasser?
13:43Who?
13:44And who was the victim?
13:46What?
13:47Oh, it's, I'm just so much nervous.
13:49Dude.
13:49Nah, yeah.
13:50Sorry.
13:50I can't even begin to tell you how good I need this to go, and I just, like, I haven't
13:54told anybody.
13:55I, like, you're the only person I told this, remember how I was, like, mixing sauces and
13:59shit like that?
14:00Um.
14:00Um, I'm unveiling to you, Project Unicorn.
14:08This is the first new sauce and flavor at Rockin' Grandmas in 15 years.
14:15This is going to change everything.
14:17All right.
14:17Here.
14:18You see me, like, your pinky or something like that?
14:20Hold on.
14:21Oh, shit.
14:22We're good.
14:22We're good.
14:22We're good.
14:25I'm digging it.
14:26Yeah?
14:27On a scale of one to ten, eight and a half.
14:29Like, it's not, like, nothing better, but it's, like, I would come back for that, you
14:33know what I'm saying?
14:33I would come back for another bottle of that.
14:35You know what I'm saying?
14:35It's a jerk sauce, technically.
14:37Honestly, I didn't, I didn't get a jerk flavor from it.
14:39But it's kind of my take on it.
14:41Everybody's coming out.
14:42Oh.
14:42Oh.
14:43Yeah.
14:43You're just not telling me about the sauce.
14:45Yeah, absolutely, bro.
14:46I got you, man.
14:46Like I said, I don't know nothing.
14:48I've seen nothing.
14:48He's been working on something, and I keep asking him, because, you know, I like to get
14:51to the bottom of stuff.
14:52And he refuses to give me any details.
14:55Good things come to those who wait.
14:57You got me.
14:58Thank you, buddy.
15:05Woo!
15:06Woo-hoo!
15:07Hey.
15:07Hey.
15:08My man looking good in the suit.
15:09We're just talking about it.
15:10A real handshake.
15:11Uh-oh, yeah.
15:11There you go.
15:12So, in the beginning of the day, I thought it started out pretty well, right?
15:15All of our clients, they came on in.
15:16We all made the rounds, shook some hands.
15:20Jeff, it's so nice to see you.
15:23What a wonderful thing that you're here.
15:25I'm so glad you came.
15:27Nice long shake.
15:28That's a good one.
15:29That's good.
15:30Let me know if you need anything, okay?
15:32I'm kind of just a head assistant, so if you need anything, let me know.
15:34I appreciate you.
15:35Yeah, absolutely.
15:36We all dress up a little bit just to show our appreciation and show our professionalism and
15:40that we care.
15:41Kate told me that I have to wear a skirt, and Kate and Jackie said no more than two patterns.
15:46Yep.
15:46Amy loves the patterns.
15:47I love patterns.
15:49So, these are UV-protecting gloves.
15:51They go all the way up to my armpit.
15:53And then this is my umbrella hat that protects from, obviously, the sun, but also Kate kept
15:59saying that we should dress to impress.
16:01Is there water in here?
16:02Claire!
16:03Sorry!
16:04I didn't, I basically, I didn't change, but I feel like this works, right?
16:09It looks great.
16:09Yeah, yeah.
16:10It looks great.
16:11I'm ready for Dougie to give his speech.
16:12That's, that's going to get really exciting.
16:14I want to know what the surprise is.
16:15He was talking about it.
16:17I know.
16:19You know what it is.
16:20Okay.
16:20I won't ask.
16:21If we could just move this chair a little bit to the left, I think that would be, yep,
16:26perfect.
16:28I have a lot of confidence in this guy.
16:29We haven't known each other too long, but just seeing the amount of work he specifically
16:32has put into this, the company is definitely in good hands.
16:36Welcome to Rockin' Grandma's annual client cookout, and that means you give it up.
16:44Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to pass it over to the new generation.
16:49I never thought this was going to happen, but today is the day.
16:53It is happening right now.
16:55I want to introduce to you the soon-to-be CEO of Rockin' Grandma's Hot Sauce, my son, Dougie
17:05Jr.
17:05Give it up for this guy.
17:42Hello, Rockin' Grandma's friends and clients!
17:53I'm here today to talk to you all about the future.
17:57But before I do that, I'd like to take a moment to talk about the past.
18:01So I'd actually like to share with you a little video that I don't even think you've
18:06seen.
18:10Oh, my God!
18:13Oh, my God!
18:14This is her!
18:16This is my grandma!
18:18Oh, my God!
18:20This is f***ing good.
18:21This is f***ing good.
18:31It looks just like the bottle.
18:33This is just like the bottle.
18:35Just like the bottle.
18:41That, for those of you that don't know, is the OG rockin' grandma.
18:47My great-grandma, his grandma, the rockin' grandma.
18:56You see, Dad's always been a sauce guy.
19:01Where, as me, I've always been a little bit more rock and roll.
19:05It was with a band called the Jive Prophets, a ska-influenced band with sort of EDM.
19:11Show of hands, anyone ever heard of us?
19:16Anyway, we had fallen out. I was lost.
19:19And then I get a phone call from this man right here telling me that he's retiring.
19:25He asked if I wanted to come back and take it over.
19:30And it hit me.
19:30I thought I was a rock and roll guy, but the sauce was inside of me all along.
19:37So, like Bronnie James, I decided to return home like the prodigal son.
19:43And here I stand before you today, proud to announce the very first new flavor at Rockin' Grandma's in over
19:5415 years.
19:54Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Rockin' Grandma's Jamaican Jerk Zone!
20:11And who better than me, after having lived there for four years, to bring the authentic flavor of Jamaica to
20:17your stores and your shelves?
20:18Had a pretty tough critic tasted, said it was 8.5 out of 10.
20:21So, not bad. Not bad.
20:25And enjoy.
20:26Because where the sauce was inside of me, I want my sauce inside of you.
20:30And I want my sauce inside of you.
20:32And I want my sauce inside of you.
20:34If you'll look in those bags, you'll all be able to take home and have those on your shelves and
20:39in your stores.
20:40A flavor of Jamaica.
20:42Let me see. Let me see yours.
20:45Does that say, why I think he read the label?
20:48Wait.
20:48Who?
20:48Um, this is so good.
20:50Yeah, so feel free. Yeah, you can take that and you'll take it home with you.
20:53Did you read it?
20:54The label.
20:56Did you actually read the label?
20:57Wait, what?
20:58Look at the label.
20:59It says jerk off sauce.
21:01Wait, what?
21:02No, no, no, no, no.
21:03No, no, no, no.
21:04It says jerk off sauce.
21:06His idea was to read it this way and not this way.
21:11That's a misprint.
21:13No, that's a misprint.
21:14It's supposed to say it'll rock your socks off.
21:17See, it is supposed to say it'll rock your socks off.
21:23It's supposed to say it'll...
21:25See, she's rocking, guys.
21:28That's all she's doing.
21:30What's the problem?
21:31She's just rocking off.
21:33See, it's supposed to say it'll rock your socks off.
21:36Porcupine.
21:36I don't...
21:37How do you turn this off?
21:39Porcupine.
21:41I don't know what these switches are.
21:47Were there a lot of successful moments from Big Client Cookout?
21:51Yeah, for sure.
21:54Were there some unsuccessful ones?
21:58Honestly, I don't know because I kind of blacked out
22:01once the cardboard grandma started jerking it.
22:06Keep rocking.
22:07Keep rocking.
22:08We just moved past it.
22:10We'll just take those back.
22:11So sorry.
22:12So sorry.
22:13No, no, no.
22:14It's okay.
22:15Go.
22:15Just so sorry.
22:17Ladies and gentlemen,
22:18I want to apologize.
22:21Hey, hey.
22:22Keep to anybody.
22:23Get ahead of them, bro.
22:25Can you turn that thing off?
22:28If any of you are offended, I apologize.
22:33This was my son's doing.
22:36It was his idea, okay?
22:38He made this mistake.
22:41He made a mistake.
22:42He screwed up.
22:43He screwed up big time.
22:46But you know what?
22:49Mistakes are what makes us better.
22:52Am I right?
22:53We learn from our mistakes.
22:55This is just, it's just a painting thing.
22:58It's logistics.
22:59The bottle.
23:00That's just a printing label.
23:02It's nothing.
23:02It can be changed by tomorrow.
23:04I think the important thing is that this sauce is fantastic.
23:10Am I not right?
23:11Yeah, I love that.
23:12It is delicious.
23:13I've never tasted a sauce so good in my life.
23:16Yeah.
23:18I love you.
23:19I love you.
23:20I love you.
23:23Sorry.
23:24Thank you so much for your patience.
23:25I'm not yet.
23:26How was the taste, though?
23:27The taste was great.
23:27The taste was great, right?
23:28The taste was great.
23:29Okay, good.
23:32I mean, like, that was crazy, right?
23:34Like, that was crazy.
23:36Yeah.
23:36The only thing that I could say, and I was trying to, like, get your attention, is just,
23:40like, you've got to roll with the punches, man.
23:41Like, you're in charge now.
23:43They're going to follow you.
23:43So keep your head up, man.
23:45Try to think with the positives.
23:46Everybody loved the sauce.
23:47I don't know how many cases got ordered, but Kate told me there was a bunch of people.
23:50Yeah.
23:51You know what I'm saying?
23:51So you're doing good work, man.
23:53Keep rolling with the punches, boss.
23:54You got it.
23:55I appreciate you.
23:56Yes, sir.
23:56Oh, my God, man.
23:57It's just, that's my great-grandma.
23:59Like, my mind goes, what's going on with our clients thinking that?
24:02Yeah.
24:02You know?
24:02It takes that kind of mind to see it.
24:04Got to be a few moves ahead.
24:06What about a round of applause for our new CEO?
24:10Woo!
24:10Huh?
24:12He came through big time.
24:15The word from every single client was that this sauce is absolutely delicious.
24:20Woo!
24:22So awesome.
24:23Dougie!
24:23Yo, Dougie, what was, like, how did you do that?
24:26I do...
24:27The sauce!
24:28Yeah.
24:28Oh.
24:29It's actually pretty simple.
24:30I mixed some traditional Jamaican spices in there, scotch bonnet peppers, allspice, paprika.
24:36Right.
24:36And then I just mixed it with a little Taco Bell hot sauce.
24:40Ah, you're joking.
24:41No, you didn't.
24:43No, I just put a little Taco Bell hot sauce in there, mixed it up.
24:48Wait a second.
24:49Yeah.
24:50Wait a second.
24:50What?
24:51You really did that?
24:53Yeah.
24:54It's the bell bump.
24:55Hey.
24:56But you can't do that.
24:57You can't do that.
24:58Doug, that's illegal.
24:59That's infringement.
25:00Yeah, you can't walk.
25:00Where?
25:01What?
25:01You can't do that.
25:02Dougie, that's...
25:03Now.
25:03That's illegal.
25:05Is that illegal?
25:06Yes.
25:06Is he serious?
25:07Wait, you can't...
25:08Is that bad?
25:08Yes.
25:09Yeah.
25:09But the whole business can get in trouble.
25:11Because they patented that sauce.
25:11We can't sell that.
25:12It's completely illegal.
25:13We can use our licensing and they can sue us.
25:15Yeah.
25:16We can use our f***ing Taco Bell.
25:17Oh, Taco Bell.
25:18We're taking orders for a sauce that we can't sell.
25:22You get that?
25:23Yeah, I guess.
25:24Now, you risked everybody's job.
25:26I wasn't trying to risk anyone's job.
25:28Yeah, well, you know what?
25:29You let them down, man.
25:30You let them down.
25:31Oh.
25:31And now we've got to figure something out because now we have got a problem.
25:36Oh, my God.
25:37Did you at least use on Donald Heppard?
25:39What is it, Monzo?
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Oh, you guys, we shouldn't listen to this.
25:43We should go.
25:43Oh, God.
25:44I feel like I've been on that side of the argument so many times in my life.
25:50I can't fuck you.
25:52And this changes everything.
26:04I've finally figured out how to get steps on my Fitbit without having to wear it.
26:12Okay, okay.
26:13Just put it on her wrist.
26:16Turn it on.
26:17So, Granny's getting the steps in, huh?
26:20Turn it on.
26:23Yes!
26:24Let's see if it's actually working.
26:25Working?
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:27It's working.
26:27It's working.
26:27Okay, let's go.
26:33On the next episode of Company Retreat.
26:36God, kill me!
26:37All right, dude, I get it.
26:38Like, you're a failure.
26:39I'm a failure.
26:39I understand.
26:40Hey!
26:41You had me working this hard, and you had a pump the whole time.
26:44My bad.
26:45Have you seen Dougie?
26:46Uh-uh.
26:47No.
26:48Dougie!
26:49There's the golf cart.
26:50Looks like he tried to cover it up or something.
26:52Dang.
26:52I would have missed that.
26:54For your own mental health, you need to handle this, man.
26:59Who's that?
27:00Oh, f***.
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