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34:33Quite something, huh?
34:35Is this the first time you've seen a naked woman?
34:40In the flesh.
34:45And what do you think?
34:50She looks...
34:50What would you do to her now, if you could have your way?
34:56Go on.
34:59I would...
35:01I'd ask her for her permission.
35:03Obviously.
35:04Fucking loser, aren't you, Bambi?
35:06Touch my breath, Niall.
35:08What?
35:22Here.
35:23Let's see how he's getting on, shall we?
35:25What?
35:26No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
35:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
35:28That's fine, Bambi.
35:30Just relax, okay?
35:31Let her do her thing.
35:48Wow.
35:49Nothing.
35:50What's going on?
35:51You got something against Mona?
35:52Is it my boobs?
35:53What?
35:54No, it's just, this isn't how I pictured it.
35:57How does your picture it, then?
35:58More than one woman.
36:01That's it, isn't it?
36:03Niall here loves group sex.
36:05No, no, I don't.
36:06Well, little Niall Kennedy loves a bit of group sex.
36:10Well, I could assume different characters, if you like.
36:14I could be Candy, blonde bombshell who lives next door.
36:19Or I could be Svetlana, Russian warrior of the North.
36:27She's incredible, isn't she, now?
36:29There's something to keep her.
36:31Uh-uh.
36:31Svetlana is kept by no one.
36:34How's he getting on now, then?
36:37Come on, son.
36:38I got Phil Marks on my Santa grades back in the day, Niall.
36:41I know you love a nerd.
36:45Here.
36:47Just focus on how things feel.
36:49Give me your finger.
37:01Oh, hello.
37:03Here we go, my man.
37:06You ready?
37:33That's it, that's it.
37:34Easy, boy.
37:35Easy.
37:36Steadies.
37:37Steadies.
37:41Trot.
37:42Don't gallop.
37:46Oh, wow.
37:47He's a grower, young Niall.
37:53Oh.
37:57Sorry.
37:58Back you go, mister.
38:00No, no, no, no.
38:00Just do it.
38:01Fighting, you let her do her thing.
38:04Here.
38:05I'll hold it up, Ray.
38:06What?
38:16I'll hold it, sir.
38:18Hold it.
38:20Hold it.
38:21Hold it.
38:21Hold it, my rhythm.
38:25Hold it.
38:30Hold it.
38:32Hold it.
38:34Hold it.
38:35Hold it.
38:36Hold it.
38:41Wow, he's really going for a night.
39:09For fuck's sake, did you just call me me?
39:13You fucking did, you mink!
39:15Oh no, for our feet are all.
39:17Now, son, you need to pull out.
39:18For fuck's sake, I better not be pregnant.
39:20I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, it just came out of nowhere.
39:23Relax, son, it's fine.
39:25But I mean, like, what happens now?
39:28Will I get the virus?
39:32What?
39:36Do you mean AIDS?
39:50Oh, my God.
39:52Lie back, you daft cunt.
40:00So, is that it then?
40:05That's it, Bambi.
40:06Everything they need?
40:20You think we could have no difference, but it could have no difference.
40:54I was just thinking, do you have any hash?
41:06We can bake Niall Kennedy. Dark Horse, my man.
41:18Niall Kennedy, eh? Sex God, drug fiend.
41:36Ah.
41:37Ah.
41:38Ah.
41:38Ah.
41:44Ah.
41:47Ah.
41:50Ah.
42:14Well, I get the virus.
42:18Oh, I feel like an idiot.
42:22No, you're good.
42:26I know what you did.
42:29As in?
42:31There you go.
42:33Oh.
42:38I've never seen her look at me like that before.
42:42I've seen her cry loads.
42:47You know, but...
42:53I like this.
42:55It works.
43:02What did you make of Mona then?
43:05Yeah, I liked her.
43:06Yeah, you fucking did.
43:09You can thank me when you're ready.
43:13Someone had to lose your virginity for you, didn't they?
43:17Oh, come on.
43:18You didn't think that was chance, did you?
43:21Yeah.
43:22There's no way a lassie would take time out from sleeping with me to sleep with you.
43:27I set it up.
43:29My way of saying thanks.
43:35Oh.
43:37So, come on.
43:38Tell me you loved it.
43:42I loved it.
43:45Yeah, you did.
43:49I should run a brothel or something.
43:51I'm like the Pied Piper of pussy.
43:55He, I'm sorry.
43:59I don't know.
44:40I don't know.
45:14I don't know.
45:31I don't know.
45:31Yeah, I'm afraid so.
45:36Does it bother you or something?
45:40No.
45:40No, not really.
45:43As long as they're happy, I guess.
45:47Although they don't seem all that happy.
45:55There's a lot you don't know about.
46:09Yeah.
46:11Got you something.
46:20I'm going to train you.
46:22Just in case something happens to me, I need to know you'll look after yourself.
46:28Why do you care?
46:32We're family now.
46:35It's the most important thing.
46:39My brother, if I'm another lover.
46:42What?
46:48Come on, boys.
46:50School.
46:51Bring those thin bags down while you're at it.
46:56This is going to be some morning.
46:58We'll be floating to school after all that.
47:05Hey.
47:09You've got nothing to worry about with our mums.
47:12Ten years time, you'll be at a party somewhere and realise it makes you more interesting.
47:23Oh, yeah, bambas.
48:02Just cause I ain't never had no nothing worth having, never, ever, never, ever.
48:13You ain't got no call not to think of what I'm falling to.
48:15Thinking I ain't too clever.
48:23And it ain't not having one thing or not another, rather, neither is it anything, whatever.
48:33And it's not, not knowing that there ain't nothing showing in the eyes or to the name of Trevor, however.
48:46Knocked me down with a feather, clever Trevor.
48:56Why brows wonder whether clever Trevor's clever.
49:05No, neither, haven't not got no right to make a clock out of Trevor.
49:16No.
49:20I'm not.
49:27I don't know.
49:28No, no, no.
49:34No, no.
50:00One more Bambi.
50:02Yeah.
50:04Have a sip.
50:16Hey.
50:17Easy.
50:18Sip, don't chug.
50:20Come on.
50:21That's it.
50:30Jesus.
50:32You're dripping.
50:37Let's sort this out.
50:39We're gonna stay here.
50:42All right.
50:44Hey, it's gonna be okay.
50:46Hey.
50:48You're gonna be fine.
50:51Hey.
50:52Hey, it's gonna be all right.
50:54Don't.
50:54Hey.
50:55Come on.
50:56Please.
50:57No.
50:58Hey, hey.
50:59Settle.
50:59Settle.
51:00Settle.
51:02No, no, no.
51:03Settle.
51:04Settle.
51:04Just breathe.
51:05Hey.
51:05Hey.
51:07It's fine.
51:08No, it's fine.
51:09Just settle a bit.
51:10Settle.
51:12Here.
51:13Follow my breath.
51:21I can't.
51:22I can't.
51:23I can't.
51:23Try.
51:23Yes, you can.
51:24You fucking can't.
51:25Come on.
51:26Come on.
51:26Follow it.
51:27No, no.
51:40I can't.
51:50No.
51:52No.
51:53No.
51:55No.
51:57Go with it, go with it.
51:59No, no, no, that's it, that's it boy.
52:02Just breathe.
52:04Okay, I'm here for you.
52:08Just keep breathing.
52:10That's it.
52:12That's it boy.
52:15Don't worry.
52:18It'll be over soon.
52:27It'll be over soon.
52:59It'll be over soon.
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