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Love Island (UK) - Season 12 - Episode 06: Unseen Bits
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00:12One word. We are back.
00:14Well, actually, that's three words, but we're not splitting hairs
00:17as we're bringing you the best unseen action
00:19from the first week in the Love Island Villa.
00:21Are you ready for this?
00:22I'm talking of hairs.
00:24I need to try the age.
00:25Things are moving fast.
00:28They've been in the villa less than seven days already.
00:30We've seen more than our fair share of...
00:34Dumpings.
00:36Trumpings.
00:38Bumping.
00:40Screaming.
00:42And things that go bump in the night.
00:46Are you ready?
00:47So sit down.
00:48Oh, it's something wet.
00:49Oh, no.
00:50Not there.
00:51And enjoy an hour of unhaired action from the villa
00:54that's all killer, no filler.
00:56Well, sort of almost no filler.
00:58You can get filler in your day.
01:00You can get filler in your willy.
01:01There, it says a Love Island unseen bed.
01:04Are you ready?
01:05Excuse me.
01:19We're back and we're better, better, better than ever before.
01:23Welcome to Love Island unseen beds.
01:29Some things may be new, but the principle of this show is exactly the same.
01:34I'm going to wet myself.
01:35I'm really sorry.
01:37We bring you a show packed with the finest unseen action from the villa.
01:42We are fixed to burst.
01:46I'm going to wet myself in a second.
01:47We're back and we're better, better, better than ever before.
01:52We're up and running.
01:56There's no stuff of me in this.
01:58We've got a spring in our step.
02:00Bro, that's a trampoline, isn't it?
02:03It's kind of a trampoline, right?
02:06Our Islanders teeth are shining and their pushes are shaking.
02:11As we settle down into some high-bro chat.
02:14I was 22.
02:15I'm so different now.
02:16You think your frontal lobe develops?
02:18My what?
02:19You don't know what that is?
02:20No.
02:20Right, okay.
02:21So your frontal lobe is like...
02:22Here we go.
02:22It is the nerve talk.
02:24Oh, you are a nerd.
02:26So your frontal lobe is like a part of your brain that develops when you're like 25.
02:31Stop.
02:31And your brain's not fully developed until then.
02:33So like people say when you're 25, like your frontal lobe kicks in and they're met and like you start
02:38to be like, no, he's a good kid.
02:39Oh, is that why they're immature?
02:41When do theirs grow?
02:42When they're 30?
02:43They're probably a bit.
02:45A lot bit immature.
02:48It's going to be TV gold.
02:51Break, take one.
02:52Let's go.
02:56Yeah!
03:03But let's go right back to the beginning of time.
03:06Well, actually just six days ago.
03:08And before the revamped villa had been stamped on by massive cocked wedges.
03:14The revamped villa was looking fresh.
03:18There's the beautiful bedrooms.
03:22Done up dressing rooms.
03:24The overhauled outside kitchen.
03:27Oh, yes.
03:29And an entirely new tube station.
03:31Slap bang in the middle of the villa.
03:34TfL Transport for Love have finally finished that 1,334 kilometre line extension stretching all the way to New Yorker's
03:42brand new Loverpool Street Station.
03:45And the very first passenger to arrive on the Maya line were Shakira and Meg.
03:55I'm literally sure we can revict that.
03:57Yeah!
03:58Okay, let's run.
04:00Go.
04:00Go, Joey!
04:02Look at us.
04:03We're here.
04:03We look absolutely stunning.
04:05Ten out.
04:06I mean, we're ready for our choice.
04:07I know, exactly.
04:09It's a love song under the love fest.
04:18This is a public service announcement on behalf of Transport for Love.
04:22Would all girls change here for a hideaway park corner?
04:28Oh, you look amazing!
04:30Oh, my goodness.
04:31Hello, darling.
04:32I'm Megan.
04:33No!
04:34I'm Meg!
04:35Megan!
04:35No!
04:36We should do like Megs and Megs.
04:38No, Megs and Megs.
04:39This is going to get confusing.
04:41Oh, God.
04:42This is going to get bloody confusing, isn't it?
04:46Are we excited for the boys to come?
04:47No, I was about to ask.
04:48When are they getting here?
04:49Like, you know?
04:50Hello.
04:51Hello.
04:52Your lights.
04:53Unfortunately, all the boys were delayed as there was a jammer on the Maya line.
05:01As we say here at Transport for Love, see it, say it, scream it at the top of your lungs.
05:06Oh, it's going to be the morning!
05:11And soon approaching Graffington Crescent was a whole bunch of New Islanders.
05:16Oh, hello.
05:17Mind the chaps.
05:18Hello, hello, hello.
05:21Hello, hello.
05:22Welcome to the villa.
05:23Hello, how are we getting on?
05:25Hello.
05:26What's happening, Maya?
05:27You all right?
05:27What's happening?
05:28You all right?
05:29What's happening?
05:30Let's find out if he's the one.
05:32Hello, Tommy.
05:38The Love Island journey may have started on track when Ben was coupled up with Shakira,
05:43Dijon with Meg, Harry with Sophie, Blue with Alima, Connor with Helena, Tommy was with Megan.
05:51But as we now all know, most of them came off the rails.
05:55Oh, change please!
05:58Before I let them in my villa, I always invite the Islanders to my top secret TV studio for a
06:03little chat, which is in my loft.
06:05What's happening?
06:05What's happening?
06:07And here's some unseen bits you didn't get to see the first time round.
06:12My shoe?
06:12Oh, no.
06:16It just feels like, it's like I'm on TV.
06:20You are, Meg.
06:21Here, catch this.
06:22I'm thinking, wow.
06:26I need it now.
06:28Oh, God.
06:31I'm excited.
06:35I'm very excited.
06:38Wow, wow, wow.
06:40I mean, like a triple caffeine kicking.
06:42Am I going to fight or am I just tripping?
06:46Like, when I say I'm single, I'm single with 15 men on my phone.
06:51My little wandering eyes go, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
06:54I'm thinking, wow.
06:56Every single red flag I see, I'm like, yeah, that'll be fun.
07:01I'm looking forward to all the snogging in the villa, but the only thing I'm not looking forward to is
07:05my nan watching.
07:08I think a guy shouldn't take food home on a first date.
07:12It's happened to me before, and that gave me the ick.
07:14Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
07:17If someone was sick in my car, I thought I'd just like being sick with her, and it would just
07:20be a whole mess of just, just, just a concoction of not good mess.
07:26I'm thinking, wow.
07:28I'm trying to get me flirt on.
07:30A bit of a flirt, a lot of a flirt.
07:35Every Wednesday morning, we go to the retirement flats, and the old girls are out straight away with their cup
07:40of coffee.
07:41If you're our little flirt, oh, you look nice, Doris.
07:43How old are you, 65?
07:44She's in her 90s, but I've got to be nice, didn't I?
07:47Wow, wow, wow.
07:48Thanks, Meg, can I have my inflatable heart back, please?
07:51I'm off down the beach.
07:53After being paired up, it was time for our couple's inevitable getting-to-know-you chats.
07:58These can be quite nerve-wracking affairs, and poor Helena started to fall to pieces almost immediately.
08:03Oh, my eyelashes are falling off, it's ridiculous.
08:06Megan Dijon's connection was written in the stars.
08:09Do you, um, believe in star signs?
08:12Yeah, I read my star sign, yeah.
08:13Before I come out here, something like the 6th and 7th of June is going to be, like, a day
08:17of love, and it's today, 7th of June.
08:20So what are you thinking, like, this could be it?
08:21Well, you don't know.
08:22You never know.
08:23You don't know who's walking through that door.
08:24Oh.
08:25No, I'm joking.
08:27It's me, mate.
08:28My brother's called Green.
08:30Stop lying.
08:31No, he fully is, yeah.
08:32No, he's not.
08:33I love you.
08:34No, he's not.
08:36I'm so bored, I'll ask your arm.
08:39Yeah, no, you're in.
08:40I like what you're saying.
08:42I like what you're giving me.
08:42I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:45Okay.
08:46Have you heard that sign?
08:47No.
08:48You're picking up what you're talking about.
08:49What are you picking up on what?
08:51Yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:52Have you really not heard that?
08:54I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:57No.
08:58Don't worry, Harry.
08:59I'll pick up what you're putting down with rubber gloves.
09:10As all superfans know, the dressing room is the girls in a sanctum, a place where they
09:13can have deep and meaningful chats away from the boys.
09:17And here is an exclusive unseen clip of Megan getting something off her chest.
09:24I will pop a shot so he stood up because he just acts so nonchalant, like he don't give
09:29a fuck.
09:30Yeah.
09:31He's both.
09:33Excuse me.
09:35Right, get us.
09:37Excuse me.
09:39Excuse me.
09:42Right, this is out of our hands.
09:44The more that we keep stressing, the more it's going to hide.
09:46I'm going to belch again.
09:47It's a nervous one this time.
09:48You two of us have a 20% amount, so.
09:51Excuse me.
09:52I've been a belchy gal today.
09:54It's the nerves.
09:55Thank you, Megan, for your contribution.
09:57Deep but not so meaningful.
10:05Rule one of a first date.
10:07Be cool and try not to put your foot in it.
10:09Or your backside, for that matter.
10:11Oh, it's soaking wet.
10:12Oh, no!
10:14No!
10:16Why is it wet?
10:17Have we got wet bums now?
10:18Fuck's sake, yeah.
10:20No, you actually can't see it, are you?
10:21Can you see it?
10:21I thought I meant to see it.
10:22Shall we see it somewhere else?
10:24No.
10:24Let's have a little look.
10:25Sorry, guys, my bad.
10:27I got carried away drinking out of my new water bottle and I got caught shot on the way
10:30to the voiceover booth.
10:32Oh, yeah?
10:32Yeah.
10:33Well, that is well nice, man.
10:34It's all only good being in here and it's all fun and games and that.
10:37Is this wet as well?
10:38Is it?
10:38Can we sit on your pillow?
10:40Yeah.
10:41How's it wet?
10:41I don't know.
10:42Yeah.
10:43Sorry.
10:43But, yeah.
10:45It's all fun and games in here.
10:46When we come out, I live in North London.
10:48Yeah.
10:48How do you feel about that?
10:49We have a living job in a town, yeah.
10:51Where do you live?
10:51Brighton.
10:52And you don't love Brighton.
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:54Sorry, sorry.
10:55Yeah, no.
10:56I'm not listening, am I?
10:57No, no, it's not.
10:58What's your day job?
10:59Have you told me already?
11:00Oh, no.
11:01It's not going well.
11:01You're a man of this.
11:02You're a man of this.
11:03Oh, no.
11:03My memory.
11:04Oh, okay.
11:04What is it?
11:05No.
11:06Guess.
11:07You told me?
11:07I told you, it's a guess.
11:09No, you're going to have to remind me.
11:10I'm an energy broker.
11:11Yeah, come on now.
11:12Oh, yeah.
11:13I told you that.
11:14I don't even know what energy broker is.
11:15It's like selling people energy contracts on the phone.
11:18Oh, sure, sales.
11:19You're the people I hang up on.
11:20Yeah.
11:20No way.
11:21Oh, God.
11:22We'll have to save your number next time.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Actually, can I get the number two?
11:26I'm thinking of switching the villa's energy provider.
11:30These festoons are costing me a fortune.
11:34Oh, anyone got a torch on their phone?
11:40I'm not sure if you all know, but it's been ten years since Love Island hit our screen.
11:48And over that time, it has regenerated and evolved.
11:52We've hosted a galaxy of out-of-this-world characters.
11:55Me and Hannah are officially together now.
11:57Girlfriend, boyfriend.
11:58We also witnessed extreme flirting that's had us all hiding behind the sofa.
12:05I think we can have a laugh.
12:06As well as raunchy romances.
12:10To paraphrase the Daleks, fornicate, fornicate.
12:17There have been some difficult decisions.
12:20Are you going to speak to Harley today about the recoupling?
12:23I don't know.
12:25Earth-shattering showdowns.
12:27I don't mean it like that.
12:31Let's sin it.
12:34And classic love language.
12:37And most importantly, raspberries.
12:40Oh, yeah, because they're cute and hairy.
12:44But through that time, there has been one Love Island staple that has been on the lips of all the
12:49islanders.
12:51Having just undergone its fourth regeneration, it's bigger on the inside and designed to ensure our islanders...
12:58Rehydrate, rehydrate.
13:02Rehydrate.
13:11I give you the Love Island water bottle.
13:15Well, hey, Dijon, you're a personal trainer, aren't you?
13:18I've just joined a new gym and my personal trainer is making me do burpees.
13:22So go on, tell me, how many burpees can you do?
13:27Burpees?
13:28How many burpees I could do?
13:29Hold that thought.
13:30It's time for a break.
13:51Do you know what?
13:52I was thinking, you know, like, all these chats here, which are, like, not really part of the day.
13:57I think these are the things that get mashed up on the unseen bits.
14:00You're not wrong, Tommy, so let's get mashing.
14:03It's Love Island unseen bits.
14:05Welcome back to our little old love shack.
14:08We're the show that gets you even closer to the action.
14:11Oh, God, there's fighting.
14:12I'm fighting.
14:13I just do writing.
14:15But health and safety look away now as we love an accident.
14:20Oh, no!
14:22That was you, that was me.
14:24No, that was not me.
14:26You just distracted me.
14:28We don't believe in safety nets or those weird net pants that's so into the inside of swimming shorts.
14:34Oh, the net, yeah.
14:36Yeah, it's so uncomfortable.
14:37It's gonna hang loose.
14:38And we're not afraid of a close shave.
14:41I need to shave my range.
14:43I'm not even being funny.
14:45Mine growls like a rapid speed.
14:47So, let's ease you in.
14:49Mmm.
14:55Is this a deep DMC?
14:58What's that?
14:58Deep meaningful tart.
15:00Nah.
15:01Of course not, Shakira.
15:03It's unseen bits.
15:06So, before the break, personal trainer Dijon was gonna tell us how many burpees he could do.
15:10I've managed three during the break.
15:12How many can you do, Dijon?
15:16Um, burpees.
15:17How many burpees I could do?
15:18A lot of burpees.
15:19Maybe 100.
15:19I'm broken.
15:20100?
15:21You're joking.
15:22No, no joke.
15:23100?
15:231 and 0, 0?
15:24Yeah, of course.
15:26Unbroken?
15:27Stray?
15:27Of course.
15:29No stopping?
15:30Of course I can do 100 unbroken.
15:32That is impressive, but I think I know someone in the villa who can beat you at burpees.
15:39Excuse me.
15:40I know we don't do politics on this show, but this next unseen clip gets a bit hairy.
15:50You can just get your arse choked.
15:52Oh, look at that.
16:03On the first night, Maya returned, but just really slowly.
16:07Hurry up, Maya.
16:09But once then, she had a first night twist for her islanders.
16:12Please welcome, Tony.
16:15Is it a boy or a girl?
16:17Wait, Tony, has that never got a boy's name?
16:19Tony, yeah.
16:20It's a girl's anxiety.
16:20Tony's both names.
16:22It can be a girl or a boy.
16:24Hello.
16:26I'm here.
16:28Get ready.
16:30Courtney Bonchell enters the villa.
16:34Hi, everyone.
16:35What do you say, everyone?
16:37Hello.
16:38And Tony chose Ben to couple up with leaving Shakira single.
16:44I'm all right.
16:48And here's an unseen clip of taxi driver Ben getting to know transatlantic Tony.
16:53I was on to Vegas.
16:54I can't believe you've never been.
16:56I need my tour guide.
16:57That's why.
16:57I'll take you.
16:59I've been waiting for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas.
17:08Don't worry, boys, as I've put all the names of everyone on the beds to help you out.
17:26How do you say her name?
17:28Alina.
17:29Alina.
17:29Alima.
17:30No, it's ma.
17:31Ma, I thought it was a ma.
17:32Bro, that looks like an N on that.
17:34It's an M.
17:34That looks like an M and an M.
17:36Yes, Alina.
17:37But an N is silent.
17:38Alima.
17:39No, there's no M.
17:41Yes, there is, bro.
17:41Can't you see it?
17:42No, that's what I thought.
17:43It was A-L-M.
17:44Wow.
17:45A-L-M?
17:46What about the I?
17:48Oh, yeah.
17:53Which one's that?
17:54Right, I keep getting mixed up.
17:55Helena's the blonde.
17:56The leggy blonde.
17:57The, like, looks like a supermodel.
17:58So, Helena.
18:00No.
18:00Oh, this is so hard.
18:03Helena.
18:04Alima.
18:05Alima and Helena.
18:06Alima and Helena.
18:08Yeah.
18:08Helena's the blonde one.
18:09Yeah.
18:10Come on, Ben.
18:10The other boys know all the names.
18:13I also find Harriet and Meg attractive.
18:16Harriet?
18:17Which one's Harriet?
18:18Mate, remind me of your name again.
18:21I completely forgot.
18:21Who?
18:22Blondie.
18:23Helena.
18:23Oh, my God.
18:26Okay, try again.
18:28Hell-ena.
18:29I find Meg and Harriet attractive.
18:33Oh, I give up.
18:35At least the girls are good with names.
18:37The other thing called her name's Harriet.
18:38They went, she introduced herself as Harriet.
18:40I was like, definitely fine.
18:41I reckon we should just call you H, Helena.
18:45That's sexy, H.
18:46Just because you can't pronounce it.
18:49I've been doing good.
18:51Helena.
18:51No, no.
18:53I've been saying it wrong still.
18:55Honestly, I'm so sorry.
18:56It's all right.
18:57I will get to the hands of it by when we're all gone.
19:00I remember it when we're all missed out.
19:02Yeah.
19:02The good news is that everyone could remember Sophie's name.
19:06Go on, Maya, your turn.
19:08Sophie, you are now single.
19:11And therefore dumped from the island.
19:14Oh.
19:15Sorry.
19:23We all know that practice makes perfect.
19:26And in this unseen bit, Blue and Connor are practicing counting backwards.
19:30Good luck, boys.
19:31Three, two, one.
19:33Okay, now it's three, two, one.
19:36Three, two, one.
19:38Three, two, one.
19:40I don't know what's going on over there.
19:44I'm lost.
19:44No, Sammy.
19:45Three, two, one.
19:46Hey!
19:47So now you have to start it.
19:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:49And then you have a choice of the next tree.
19:50So you only do two now.
19:51Fine.
19:52Okay.
19:52Three, two, one.
19:54What are you doing?
19:54No, don't, don't, mate.
19:56You just don't.
19:57No idea, mate.
20:00Three, two, one.
20:01Three, two, one.
20:02You're watching your play.
20:03Three, two, one.
20:05Three, two, one.
20:06I don't know what's going on over there.
20:07No, I'm either.
20:08Three, two, one.
20:09Three, two, one.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12More than as well.
20:14Three, two, one.
20:15Nice.
20:16Ben and Harry were supposed to be the next ones to have a go,
20:19but they were still getting the hang of counting backwards.
20:22Give it a couple of weeks, lads.
20:23You'll get it.
20:25It's like this.
20:26Three, two, nine.
20:28No, it's harder than it seems.
20:38Over on the Sunday, the boys are pondering whether or not Connor and Helena's relationship
20:43will go the whole 10 yards or the whole 9.144 metres, if you prefer the metric system.
20:48Is she your type, Connor?
20:51No, not really, like, of course.
20:53Yeah.
20:54She'll be a million miles away from it either, like.
20:56Yeah, yeah.
20:58She's probably, like, 60 miles away.
21:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:03That's brilliant.
21:09She's not a million miles away, she's like, 60 miles away.
21:14That's how we should say it, like, rating how much someone is your type.
21:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:21You know what I mean?
21:22So, like, with Megan, with you, she's, like, she's within a mile.
21:28She's like, you got there yesterday.
21:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whereas, like, with me and Helena, this is probably about 15 miles away.
21:40She's very close.
21:4115 miles is long enough as well, though, because do you use kilometres in, no, you use miles in the
21:46UK, do you?
21:46Yeah.
21:47Yeah, I use kilometres, something.
21:48Yeah.
21:49You use kilometres?
21:50Oh, you grew up in Spain, innit?
21:51Yeah, yeah.
21:51I use my...
21:52Do you use kg?
21:54Yeah.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Yeah.
21:56I don't...
21:57It's so annoying when it goes heavy.
21:58Pounds is so annoying.
21:59I went to the gym and it's pounds.
22:01It's just over double, innit?
22:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:03It's just over double, innit?
22:03It's just, like, long.
22:05And everything feels heavier in pounds, I don't know.
22:07Well, obviously, it's just over double, innit, but...
22:09But, like, you know, like, a 45-pound plate is supposed to be a 20...
22:13Yeah, 20.
22:13...he plate, but...
22:15A 100-kilo bench versus a 225 bench.
22:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:19It's 225 feels way heavier.
22:22Sorry, Tommy, I've checked with the experts and the weight is exactly the same.
22:26If it feels heavier, you may need to ask your gym to turn down the gravity.
22:37Over to the Love Island kitchen, where we cater for the lactose intolerant and the lactose ignorant.
22:43Does anybody have any milk preference?
22:46This one.
22:48That's not...
22:49That's egg whites.
22:49What?
22:50That's egg whites, innit?
22:51Yeah.
22:52Egg whites, soya milk.
22:53That's soya milk.
22:54Soya milk, what does it mean as egg whites?
22:55Bro, that's got eggs on it.
22:57Sorry, Ben.
22:59Bro, is that not eggs?
23:00Sorry.
23:00That's like chickpeas or something.
23:01Eggs aren't that small.
23:02That is eggs.
23:03That's eggs.
23:04Let me look.
23:05Let me look.
23:06It's a soldier as well.
23:08I'm buying a linguine.
23:10Soya.
23:10They're chickpeas, mate.
23:11It's like chickpeas or something, isn't it?
23:13Yeah.
23:13That's not egg whites.
23:14I might have a bowl of that.
23:15Have you put milk in them already?
23:17Yeah.
23:17Do you want the egg whites?
23:19No, I don't want the egg whites.
23:21Smells a bit weird, but it's definitely milk.
23:23I'm not trying that.
23:24No, smell it.
23:27That's maggot milk.
23:28Yeah, where's mine?
23:30Right, I hate to break at the party, but can we move this conversation on, please?
23:33I feel like we've milked it for all it's worth.
23:44Oh, get Harry.
23:46He's managed to surround himself with four girls on the daybeds.
23:49What is it about him they find so attractive?
23:52Is it his mullet?
23:53His cheeky smile?
23:56I think it's because I've got my black toe out again.
23:58Look at that.
24:00I think it's that, to be honest.
24:01Wait, you've just itch me the fuck out.
24:03No, stop.
24:04I'm not trying it on me you.
24:05Can we ask what the starving is behind the black toe?
24:07It just happens every year through football.
24:09Football is...
24:09That's how it matters, yeah.
24:10But, hon, I don't believe that football excuse.
24:12That's bullshit.
24:13What do you mean?
24:14It's not a football excuse.
24:15Let your toes breathe as soon as...
24:17Your football breathe must be too small for you.
24:19No, but it's people, like, standing on my toes.
24:22Like, it's two of them.
24:23Right.
24:24You want to have a look, don't you?
24:25No.
24:25I can tell.
24:26You want to suck on them, no?
24:28I don't think I could let anyone do that.
24:32It's fallen off, and then the white...
24:34That's what usually happens, and it grows back,
24:35and then it'll fall off again next year.
24:37But this one grows...
24:38It'll fall off again next year!
24:39Yeah, yeah, it falls off every season.
24:41An annual thing.
24:41It's like an annual schedule.
24:43It's like Christmas.
24:43Yeah, this has grown in black already this year.
24:46You should see a doctor.
24:47It's like a leap year.
24:51It's incredible, huh?
24:52Call it a podiatrist.
24:54I think I will.
24:55I think in future, all Harry's unseen bits should stay unseen.
25:00Hey, Tommy, before the break,
25:01have you got any juicy secrets to tell us?
25:04I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me,
25:07which this is probably the first time I've ever mentioned it,
25:10so it might come as shock to my friends as well.
25:12What is it?
25:14Ah, no!
25:16We've not got time.
25:17You'll have to come back and find out what it is.
25:37Is that me?
25:39Oh, God.
25:39Oh, God!
25:40Say it!
25:40Say it!
25:41Say it!
25:41It's just an update to me.
25:48Yes, an update that it's part three of Love Island Unseen Back.
25:52Because I live for this.
25:54I live for this.
25:55How are we feeling, girls?
25:57We are strong.
25:58We are beautiful.
25:59We are slay.
26:01What about you boys already?
26:02Feeling like the one this year.
26:04Looking like the man when I look in the mirror.
26:06Nice, boys.
26:08Great, as we have our fingers on the pulse with more on-air gems.
26:11Guys, you want to see something?
26:13Yeah, look how small my finger fingers is.
26:16Let me see.
26:18It is quite small, actually.
26:19I see it really small.
26:20It's four centimeters.
26:22Is it?
26:22Oh, my God.
26:24That's my party trick.
26:25We've got this unseen bet nailed.
26:28How do you type and stuff like that?
26:29I don't type.
26:31On your phone?
26:31Oh.
26:33I'll be cute.
26:35Yeah.
26:36Can you not get the toenails like that as well?
26:38You could if you really wanted to, but that's kind of gross, no?
26:43So, come on, everyone.
26:44Let's get moving.
26:45You can cut some shapes in here.
26:55Oh, my God.
26:58Babe, are you okay?
26:59The amount that I've tripped over in this fucking gaff.
27:04Before the break, Tommy was about to reveal a big secret.
27:07So, go on then, Tommy, what is it?
27:08I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me.
27:12I do show a bit of emotion.
27:14So, when did you last cry, Tommy?
27:17Oh, God.
27:18The last time I cried, it was probably the Gavin and Stacey special on Christmas Day.
27:25That moment when Mick stood up at the church and Smithy's wedding.
27:30Oh, my God.
27:30I was in pieces.
27:32I'm welling up myself now.
27:35Quick, play a clip to distract me.
27:38After 10 years of Love Island, all these beautiful people look the same to me.
27:42But maybe that's just a Scottish thing.
27:44What do you think, Alima?
27:45Does he not remind you of Tom Clare?
27:47Are we better?
27:49Yeah, he really does look like Tom Clare.
27:50I've got that before.
27:52But I don't know how I feel about it, really.
27:54Oh, do you know, he's good looking, so take it as a compliment.
27:56I get Tom Clare every day of my life.
27:58It's not doing me a disservice.
28:00He's a great looking lad, but I think I might have a little bit more than him.
28:03I don't know, there could be worse comparisons.
28:06Mm-hmm.
28:06Sure.
28:07I used to go called the Grinch at school.
28:08I swear to you, right?
28:10When I was, like, maybe, like, 12, this girl.
28:14They were laughing because I could see it.
28:17I can see it as well.
28:19I can see it.
28:22People used to call me the Grinch at school.
28:24Well, this one girl did, and then it caught on for, like, a month.
28:27People used to say that like Cindy Lou.
28:29I know.
28:30Oh, my.
28:31That's a better shout.
28:32That's a better shout from Whoville.
28:35I'll tell you who looks like a celebrity.
28:37The John Ivan Toni.
28:39He is a dead ringer, mate.
28:42Harry said he thinks I look like Ivan Toni.
28:43So, yeah, Ivan Toni's a lucky man.
28:45Wow.
28:47Our lovely Megan, tell our Irish Mila Kunis.
28:50Thanks, guys.
28:52Stop.
28:53I think Shakira looks a bit like Poker Hunters.
28:57I'll check it.
28:58I'll check it.
28:59Oh, we have said that Helena looks a bit like Megan Barton-Hanson
29:02from Love Island.
29:04She's given that energy.
29:05So, I will tell her that when I see her, actually,
29:06because I've not told her that yet.
29:08I keep calling Blue Ron from the other Love Island series.
29:11Do you have a joke?
29:16I don't think no one's told me I look like anyone yet.
29:19Right, I have had no lookalikes yet.
29:21Right, I know exactly who you look like.
29:23Do you remember Sophia Grace and Rosie?
29:25You used to go on the Ellenshire.
29:27And they'd sing boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
29:29Stop.
29:29Rosie, the blonde one.
29:31Growing up, you look just like her.
29:32Really?
29:32Yeah.
29:33No.
29:34I'm just Megan Moore.
29:36I've been told I look like Brad Pitt in a certain light,
29:38and that light is pitch darkness.
29:47The kitchen is the place where our islanders like to debate
29:50all the big questions, like...
29:52I don't know whether I want fried egg or post.
29:55Do we have any avocado?
29:56I know, I'm dying for it.
29:58I didn't even check.
30:03There's some big bugs out here, man.
30:06Meg, watch out.
30:09Ex-Islanders get scared by something.
30:15That's a drone.
30:16He's in the bridge.
30:17He's in the bridge.
30:18On my life, that's the only thing I've seen.
30:23That's a bird.
30:27What's on that?
30:28What is that?
30:29Is that me?
30:30Is that being smoothed away from me?
30:32Whatever that's in your head.
30:33It'll go, it'll go.
30:35No.
30:36Stay still, stay still.
30:37You're like a flower in that blue bikini.
30:39What the fuck?
30:42Where, what?
30:44He's like watching you from an end,
30:46but chatting up girls.
30:52I don't know, I feel like me and her,
30:53when I was chatting to Harry, I said,
30:55fuck off.
30:56I know.
30:57It's gone.
30:58What is that?
30:59What is that?
30:59What is that?
31:04Oh, I love a happy ending.
31:07Fights you gave her, just drop me off there.
31:09I'll give you five stars at a tip.
31:20It's normally around about week three that the islanders start doing their hilariously and sterling impressions,
31:26but this lot got started early.
31:28A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:34A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:55A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:55I think he should use our voices then his voiceover.
31:58I'm not worried one bit girls, you've got it all wrong.
32:01A new bombshell enters the villa.
32:03Hello.
32:05I'm here.
32:07Get ready.
32:08Get ready.
32:09Get ready.
32:09A whole new bombshell enters the villa.
32:13Oh, wait.
32:14Stop.
32:15Even the song's got it wrong.
32:17This is how you do it.
32:19Two new bombshells.
32:22Enter the villa.
32:24It's me and you, an army of two.
32:28Come on, guys.
32:30Can you not count?
32:32It's Rommel and he's got Shea in tow.
32:35And talking of toes, there's something you really need to know before dipping your tootsies into villa life.
32:41Do you want to get your toes out?
32:44None of the boys have got toenails or they're black.
32:47No, yeah, my toenails are rolled off.
32:49Heyo.
32:50Heyo.
32:50At the end of that.
32:51Whoa.
32:53Oh, shit.
32:54So how are your toenails?
32:56You're going to have to wait and see one more by the pool or Saturday.
32:59Welcome to the villa, boys.
33:01Yeah, welcome to the villa, boys.
33:03Just remember to make sure you toe the line.
33:14After his late night in the hideaway, Harry was absolutely exhausted.
33:17He was starving as hell and a sapped up of all his energy.
33:21And as a result, he was feeling a little weak.
33:24Some might say wimpy.
33:26Oh, where's my burger?
33:28Oi, have you eaten my burger?
33:31Gies, you've eaten my burger. I know you have.
33:33You ate it.
33:34I haven't eaten it. I know you've eaten it.
33:35Good question, Dijon. Who ate it?
33:37To find out we're launching a special investigations undercover identity of breakfast burger burglar.
33:44Whoever committed this crime will be doing porridge for a long time.
33:49First under the spotlight, well, the light from the fridge was Tommy.
33:54Could he be the patty pilferer?
33:57No, he's gone for a good, honest yoghurt and fruit.
34:04Blue goes in to get a drink.
34:06Stealing Shakira from Harry is one thing.
34:09But would he stoop so low as to nick another man's burger?
34:16Next on the scene of the crime, Dijon just grabs some ice and Dermell just checks out the cold cats.
34:24Next under suspicion, it's Tony.
34:27Americans love burgers for breakfast, don't they?
34:29I bet it's her.
34:31Oh, sorry Tony, just coffee and milk.
34:37Hang on, what's this? Blue's come back.
34:44Bang to rights, bold as brass.
34:47Broodal, little bugger.
34:49It's the breakfast burger burglar.
34:56Gies, you've eaten my burger, I know you have.
34:58You ate it?
34:58I haven't eaten it, I know you've eaten it.
35:00I saw Blue eating a burger this morning.
35:02Fuck off!
35:03You nicked your bird on your burger.
35:06I did as well.
35:08Oi, did you eat a burger this morning?
35:10Yeah.
35:13Oh my God.
35:15The biggest crime of all is having a burger for breakfast at all.
35:20Have some muesli guys, you'll be less likely to get bunged up.
35:25Top of this.
35:27Let's go.
35:32Get up.
35:33Get up.
35:34Get up.
35:38Get up.
35:39I'm coming if you want me to.
35:39Open up your love, I'm coming if you want me to.
35:46Open up your love, all your heart's taking off on you.
35:53Hey, how am I looking?
35:54Look at the baby.
35:55Where's oil?
35:56You've got it oiled up.
35:58Oiled up, let's go.
35:59Let's go indeed.
36:01We're all oiled up and ready to slide our way into the final part of the show.
36:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:14And it's not just the oldie boys who need to avoid an unfortunate slip.
36:19If I slip a nipple, let me know.
36:23Let's sit back on this sofa, but be careful.
36:28Because we have some banging clips still to come.
36:33Come on, strike a pose.
36:38And check, check, check, check, check it out.
36:44Okay.
36:46Man like Tommy, he ain't got a word of Johnny.
36:48Why?
36:49Because he got a little money.
36:50Hey, hey, hey, Blue, has you got a clue?
36:54Yes, we do, because we might have to go to the loo.
37:05Here's the unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room, and it sounds like they are talking a load
37:09of Botox.
37:10Why do you have, Tony, just your lips?
37:12Yeah, just my lips, but I haven't gone in years.
37:14Yeah.
37:15The lady that did my lips was in Miami, and now she moved to the Dominican Republic and does lips
37:23and penis injections.
37:25I swear to God, I swear to God, you can get filler in your dick.
37:28You can get filler in your willy.
37:29Uh-huh.
37:30Book off.
37:31What?
37:32What's the filler in the willy for?
37:34Well, what do you think it's fucking for?
37:37But then it shrivels up when it's wet.
37:40How would it go soft?
37:42Yeah.
37:43Asking for a friend, but what's that trip that you mentioned?
37:46Is it called Bococks?
37:55And have you thought you'd heard the last of Ben's rap and think again?
37:59Who does he think he is?
38:00Ben and Em?
38:02Ice Cab?
38:04MC Uber?
38:05No, no, no, obviously, my name's Ben.
38:08I might write with a pen.
38:09Go on, go on, go on.
38:10I might write on my count to ten.
38:12What, because I've got a friend called Glenn and an uncle called Ken?
38:14I might have a friend called Len.
38:15What?
38:16Because my name's Ben.
38:17What?
38:18I like women, not men.
38:20Oh.
38:21I used to have a girlfriend called Bren.
38:23Hey.
38:24Did you?
38:24No.
38:26No.
38:27Because I just go with the flow.
38:28You know me, I'm not slow.
38:29Because I stub my toe.
38:31It's Ben and Cole.
38:32Because I keep it on the low.
38:34Only here I've got a mo.
38:35On the boat I might roll.
38:37I'm here to show.
38:39I've got friends, not foe.
38:41Boy, better know.
38:42Hey.
38:43Oh, yeah.
38:44See?
38:44I actually reckon rapping's my thing.
38:46I reckon this is what...
38:47This is what it's all about.
38:48What?
38:48Exploring the rapping career.
38:50I wish that unseen clip had remained unheard too.
39:01As we saw, the recoupling at the end of the week was as tense as ever with some long dramatic
39:06pauses and epic sweeping shots of the villa building the atmosphere.
39:10The ball was in the girls' court as they got to choose.
39:15Alima chose new boy Rommel.
39:17Shakira a couple with Ben.
39:19Megan stayed with Tommy.
39:21Leaving us to five single boys and Helena with a big decision to make.
39:26Me and this boy bounce off of each other's energy quite a lot.
39:30The past couple of days, I think, went from zero to a hundred quite quick.
39:35We both took quite a big risk.
39:37But what was that big risk, Helen?
39:39I was talking about.
39:41Was it their outrageous flirting in Idaho, eh?
39:44Yeah, you're...
39:45Ha!
39:48Was it Harry's pseudo-celebrity status?
39:52No, Tommy, sorry.
39:53Tom Clear.
39:53A wee bit.
39:54Yeah, he really does look like Tom Clear.
39:57Or was she dreaming of Harry's flowery trousers?
40:27Oh, my God, Harry, where am I?
40:29Oh, God.
40:30He's got, do you know, like, curtains?
40:32That's what he's got.
40:33He's got a flowery trousers.
40:35Helen's going to die.
40:36She looks so fit and he's wearing that.
40:38This is cool.
40:39The trousers are wearing, but just wear, like, a blue or a green top, please.
40:43Plain.
40:44You can wear that.
40:45I think that's...
40:45I'm okay.
40:46I mean, you can say, like, thank you for your own foot.
40:49She might not pick you.
40:52Harry.
40:54Yes, it was Harry's flowery trousers that proved lucky in the end.
41:01And someone else who was wearing a lucky colour was blue, of course.
41:07What's happening, Maya?
41:08Are you all right?
41:08What's happening?
41:09Something goes.
41:10Blue name, blue shorts, blue trainers.
41:12Blue.
41:13Blue by name, blue by nature.
41:15If we go all the way back to day one, it worked out for him then.
41:20But it couldn't save him from being dumped.
41:24Bye.
41:28At least he's wearing blue.
41:31He come in in blue.
41:33He did, didn't he?
41:35Oh, it hit that.
41:36Pure poetry in motion.
41:39As blue in blue, he felt a little blue when he knew it was time to say toodaloo.
41:43Toodaloo, blue.
41:45It's back, and as the same goes, if it's not broke, don't try to fix it.
41:50It's time for...
41:52...beach on the nines!
41:56This time I asked elders to give me their best chat-up lines.
42:00I've never had to use a chat-up line, but they sort of, like, come to me if I'm, like,
42:04looking all right on the night.
42:05For now on, you can call me coffee, because I'm trying to keep you up all night.
42:10My new favourite one is, do you want to go half-son a baby?
42:14Simple, sweet, and cheap-ass.
42:17They've never worked for me, but I'm going to keep trying and use them until they do work.
42:22They've definitely worked before, sometimes.
42:24Sometimes it's a fit.
42:25Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
42:27The only number I don't see here is yours.
42:30Oh, that's a good one!
42:32Are you from Tennessee?
42:33Because you're the only ten I see.
42:34So, Tennessee, you're ten I see.
42:37Are you from ten I...
42:39Can you just go up and say, that dress looks good, it would look better on my bedroom floor?
42:44Get away! No, thank you!
42:47If it's on DM, I have used this one before, where you go, oh, I think someone's impersonating you, and
42:55they always panic, and they're like, what, what, what, what, what, what?
42:57And then you send them the NASA Instagram account, because they're out of this one!
43:03Are you guys ready?
43:05Is your dad a boxer?
43:07Because you are a knockout.
43:09Did that land?
43:12Why are you not laughing?
43:15Why are you not laughing?
43:17Do you fancy a raisin?
43:19No?
43:20How about a date?
43:24I don't think anyone's saying no to that, I'll be honest.
43:27A fact, Tommy, you have to cut some chalabines.
43:29I'm not an electrician, but I can certainly lighten up your day.
43:31You're a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
43:34Hang on, let me remember how it goes.
43:36Yeah, it's your 70% water, and I'm thirsty.
43:41I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
43:45Oh.
43:47I'm not even playing guards, but I've pulled a queen.
43:51Yeah, I like that one.
43:52The worst chat-up line, and the most frequent one, especially on dating ads, is,
43:57it's your name Shakira, because your hips don't lie.
44:01Ah!
44:03So annoying.
44:04Don't do that again.
44:06You're done.
44:08Come back next time for some more.
44:11You're a beach-up in that song.
44:20It was shocking.
44:22It caused drama.
44:23There was a massive twist involving the ginormous telly hanging over the swimming pool.
44:28Come on.
44:28Girls!
44:29Woo!
44:30Girls!
44:32Eggs!
44:33What?
44:35What?
44:35Here's an exclusive unseen part of what they got to watch.
44:41Excuse me!
44:43Fuck off!
44:44Wait, shh.
44:45Well, is that not eggs?
44:46Sorry.
44:46That looks like chickpeas or something.
44:48Eggs aren't that small.
44:49That is eggs.
44:50That's eggs.
44:51What?
44:52What?
44:53Look how small my pinky finger is.
44:55It's quite small, actually.
44:57It's four centimeters.
45:06We'll leave the girls watching some classic TV see you all next time for more unseen
45:50We'll leave the girls watching some classic TV see you all next time for more
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