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Head Witch in Charge
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00:00:01.
00:00:25Jesus!
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:00:31Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50No, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood?
00:01:41You are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:52Remember?
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm going to have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I mean, in Vegas, like I said, it would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there
00:03:19to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:22It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl, like I told you, I am going to sell your little
00:03:35sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good.
00:03:53And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:14It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:18Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of their best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric, motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me, and you think you can sit there and act like
00:06:06nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:48I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other, or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:13I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:34Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that, since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:57Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:28Wait.
00:08:29Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:31It is very nice.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46No.
00:09:47It wasn't very nice of you.
00:09:49To tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you
00:10:00to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:16And if you're quiet,
00:10:17they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:29And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you can help me do that.
00:10:52I know.
00:10:54I don't care who I am.
00:10:58I don't care who I am.
00:11:04I don't care who you are.
00:11:06I don't care who I am.
00:11:09I don't care who I am.
00:11:17I don't care who I am.
00:11:34The real you...
00:11:36me. Keep your eyes open. I want you to watch yourself come all over my fingers. Keep your
00:11:54eyes open. I thought you said that they couldn't hear me. They can if you stay quiet. Keep your
00:12:05eyes open or I'll stop. That's a good girl. Look down at my head. Oh my god they hurt me.
00:12:21They can. Just relax.
00:12:25I can't Eric. It's okay. Don't think. Just tell. Tell me how you feel. So good. But I need
00:12:38more Eric. You feel so good. I can't wait to put my mouth on you. I'm going to make you
00:12:50come. I'll beat you there. I'm going to go down. I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:12:57Five. Four. Four. Two. Four.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people. I think this is your
00:13:34floor. I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock. If you decide that you want
00:13:46one. See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:09Mm-hmm. What about you? Me? I'm the responsible sister. The boring one if you will. And I do
00:14:21what I'm supposed to do. All the rules and all that good stuff. I don't believe you. I mean
00:14:27I know how you are in an elevator. Oh come on. Come on. It's Vegas. Let me be your
00:14:36bad influence. Just for tonight. So any bad ideas? Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:12No games. Just fuck me already. I thought I would try to woo you first. Consider me
00:15:17wooed. Then we could take it slow? Your lips say one thing. But your body says something
00:15:23else.
00:15:35Wait. Shit. I almost lost my cool. I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh my god. I can't believe I just did that. That was so embarrassing. This is why I don't
00:15:49do crazy shit. That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey. You're never too much.
00:15:53You don't understand, Eric. Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out!
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family. Tonight's about you. Remember? Forget what everyone else
00:16:04has told you to do. Do something that you want to do. Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right. I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself. She spotted the chapel. Just like
00:16:26I planned. So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing? It's only temporary. Okay,
00:16:34and old magic is weak. The, the hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So, are you ready for a holy matrimony? I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:45Come on! Let's go.
00:16:55You nervous? Just never been married before.
00:17:07Uh, it's my sister. I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah. Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama. Let's get some flowers for you. Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home. Now.
00:17:19I can't. Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something. He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird. It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You were my big brother, E. I need you. Here.
00:17:32Listen, I, I can't leave right now. But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get
00:17:36rid of Dad forever. Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:17Right. Only temporary. Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that. And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay? Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong. We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis. What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:19:17Woo!
00:19:19I have the Wand of Light, the most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:07I know she has the Bernal ...
00:20:18...
00:20:19Off to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:22Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:39That's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59Complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:06and bind her power to this family.
00:21:08Not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:21:25we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:30and then bring her to me!
00:21:33Idiot!
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Before, before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine!
00:22:20I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want!
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:22:29but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast mark?
00:22:34It'll fade!
00:22:35Just like you!
00:22:36Just like whatever this was!
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick!
00:22:40Not that part!
00:22:41Not with you!
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:49Lili, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric,
00:22:53I will never have to see you again!
00:22:58Okay?
00:23:08So...
00:23:09That didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by...
00:23:19Then...
00:23:21Well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon
00:23:40creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce fall.
00:23:52I tried calling.
00:23:54Texting.
00:23:55Sending flying monkeys.
00:23:57Nothing.
00:23:58Not a single word.
00:24:00From my beloved husband.
00:24:02For half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:15The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger
00:24:20was bad enough.
00:24:22No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:24:26I just need one night...
00:24:28to sleep without...
00:24:31thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:56What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:59Nothing.
00:24:59I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:04Payday.
00:25:06Someone sent you.
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:20No!
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:51What the fuck?
00:25:55What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand.
00:26:12I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41You know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage.
00:26:44Do a little role playing.
00:26:45But it looks like you were more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:53You should be thanking me.
00:26:54I did just save your life.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:19here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:27:29I-I just-I need it, okay? It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:36Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sail to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:20But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:31No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right.
00:28:38So I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful, magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either.
00:29:05After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah, you're not gonna speak-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:36We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done. You got it?
00:29:50Don't go back on your words, Vincent. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:15You imagined a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:27You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:45Hmm.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:55Wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with Sheryl.
00:31:33Why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:42Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:31:53No. I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally, Julie. Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:32:17divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah. Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:32:40even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:11Go to you.
00:33:12Good night to you.
00:33:13Me too.
00:33:28In Vegas,
00:33:30you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36Sigrid.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:40She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:49Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:34:10She's not the only one.
00:34:13Not like you.
00:34:15Not like me.
00:34:17Not like you're doing anything.
00:34:17I'm not.
00:34:17No.
00:34:31Yes.
00:34:35No.
00:34:37No.
00:34:38No.
00:34:39No.
00:34:39No.
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Crossed my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:07I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And come for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:38Oh, Eric.
00:36:45Oh, Eric.
00:36:49Oh.
00:36:53Oh.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01i don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me
00:37:07god you are so full of yourself do i know what i heard say another word and i'll turn you
00:37:13into a
00:37:13frog were you thinking about that time in vegas where i ate you out in the shower
00:37:23you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs i think about those times a lot
00:37:32yeah well i don't think about them at all
00:37:59you still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet
00:38:02it's on a need to know basis oh don't you think i need to know i am your wife after
00:38:10all
00:38:10oh now you remember you're my wife funny how you only remember that once convenient for you
00:38:15i remember every time i think about how badly i fucked up in vegas so all i am is a
00:38:20mistake
00:38:20if i remember right you're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married
00:38:24obviously that was before i knew about all your bullshit and lies
00:38:29duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family but in mine it's huge
00:38:34see there you go again always worried about what your family wants it's never about what you want
00:38:39i follow the rules because i have to eric if i don't i end up in situations like this
00:38:45did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair that maybe your ideas and their ideas are
00:38:51bullshit you ever think of that spoken like a true spencer well you're a spencer too sweetheart
00:38:58not much longer i can tell you that
00:39:19i'm gonna get some coffee it's getting dark you really think you should be alone
00:39:22so now that we're married you think you have to babysit me too
00:39:30fine just don't take too long
00:39:35you got her in the car or what
00:39:38who don't play done with me boy the little sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about
00:39:46you thought i wouldn't find out huh you did a good job of hiding it i'll give you that
00:39:51maybe you are my son after all huh what's the end game here you said you just needed to get
00:39:57the
00:39:57sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts what does she have to do with it because i'm not
00:40:01an idiot like you i'll finally have all the leverage i need over the sherwood family when i tell them
00:40:08their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law and then it'll be our family that gets to call
00:40:14the
00:40:15shots in the magic world so you just want to use her like you use mom like you're using your
00:40:20own
00:40:20daughter this is not a request boy bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped
00:40:27of
00:40:27your name your magic everything and your sister she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes
00:40:44this isn't right the trail should still be here
00:40:48would you like some coffee miss sherwood yeah thank you wait how did you know my
00:40:58the map said that that's cute you think that dusty old map could track me
00:41:09that one line
00:41:13not anymore it's not and sadly my employers need your powers too
00:41:18employer
00:41:22this will only hurt a bit
00:41:33get away from her
00:41:40eric the wand
00:41:53my magic she took half of my magic eric
00:41:57you're okay i got you
00:42:03i don't understand the map said that the wand was miles away what did she want with my powers
00:42:09thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell
00:42:13she can't have gone far we'll find her lay low for now
00:42:16hey eric stop the car i can't breathe
00:42:19okay
00:42:29hey hey hey look at me look at me look at me you're okay you're okay just breathe
00:42:34i got you you're safe
00:42:37i thought she was gonna kill me eric
00:42:40i'm not gonna let that happen not while i'm breathing
00:42:57i still hate you
00:43:01if you hated me
00:43:03you wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:05this doesn't change anything
00:43:08it's only scratching an itch
00:43:10once we get the wand
00:43:12and we do the door spell
00:43:14and we forget each other existed
00:43:20is that what you want lily
00:43:23you want to forget how good i make you feel
00:43:26you want to forget
00:43:27i'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way
00:43:47we can't do this
00:43:50this is what goes wrong between us
00:43:52we can't make that mistake again
00:43:54we have a job to do eric
00:43:56let's get the wand
00:43:57that's it
00:43:59and then what
00:44:01you know what happens after eric
00:44:03we do the divorce spell
00:44:05and we never see each other again
00:44:39smells like fresh baked pastries
00:44:41cinnamon
00:44:44old magic
00:44:46i should have known
00:44:50to satyr's inn
00:44:52that smell
00:44:54no man inhabitus smell
00:44:57it's woven into places like this
00:44:59for
00:45:00couples
00:45:02you mean orchase
00:45:05satyrs are the horniest bastards
00:45:07in this own world
00:45:08it lowers any fear
00:45:11doubt
00:45:12shame
00:45:13grancy your deepest desires
00:45:16without any fear of
00:45:18judgment
00:45:19or
00:45:21consequences
00:45:28here i don't
00:45:31i'm trying not to
00:45:41here i don't
00:45:44i'm trying not to
00:45:51the spell
00:45:53doesn't create desire
00:45:54it lets go of the lies
00:45:57it tells us what we really want
00:45:59what i want doesn't matter
00:46:02it matters in here
00:46:05tell me what you really want
00:46:06you can say goodbye
00:46:09and go our separate ways
00:46:11or you can tell me you want this
00:46:15you want me
00:46:18tell me to stay
00:46:22stay here
00:46:23please
00:46:25god what is this
00:46:27is this just the magic
00:46:29oh
00:46:32it's not the spell
00:46:34it's freedom
00:46:37even here the outside world
00:46:39doesn't matter
00:46:39just you
00:46:41and me
00:46:44i shouldn't want this
00:46:45i know
00:46:49i shouldn't be doing this
00:46:53or this
00:46:55be able to share with
00:46:57to the most respected family
00:46:59of the whole rich world
00:47:01you definitely shouldn't sound
00:47:03in this fucking sex
00:47:04to mind
00:47:07your birth year
00:47:08to the share with family
00:47:12who are you
00:47:13i want you eric
00:47:16i need you
00:47:20tell me who you are
00:47:24really
00:47:24close
00:47:29but not quite
00:47:31tonight
00:47:33tell me who you are
00:47:36your wife
00:48:01this doesn't change anything
00:48:03i know
00:48:05we can have tonight
00:48:06and then
00:48:07tomorrow we go back
00:48:08to who we are
00:48:08on the outside
00:48:10sure
00:48:11i'll go back
00:48:12to being my bad self
00:48:13and you can
00:48:13go back to pretending
00:48:14to be a good little witch
00:48:17excuse me
00:48:18don't deny
00:48:19lili
00:48:19share with smith
00:48:20i know
00:48:21i know
00:48:21i know
00:48:22what kind of
00:48:22dark
00:48:23naughty thoughts
00:48:24you have
00:48:26i don't
00:48:28it's okay
00:48:29to be bad
00:48:31you don't have to
00:48:32pretend
00:48:34i don't
00:48:35huh
00:48:39you know
00:48:40just because
00:48:40i have half
00:48:41my magic
00:48:42doesn't mean
00:48:42i can't play
00:48:43with you
00:48:43for tonight
00:48:56now you're gonna sit there
00:48:58like a good
00:49:00little
00:49:01witch
00:49:06and i'm
00:49:08gonna do
00:49:09whatever
00:49:10i
00:49:11want
00:49:13to you
00:49:19i don't remember
00:49:20packing that lingerie
00:49:21close your eyes
00:49:25eric you're so good
00:49:27for being such a bad boy
00:49:31i'm
00:49:32being properly motivated
00:49:36not to move
00:49:38see how long it takes you to break
00:49:40for you i could stay here forever
00:49:43pretty to think so
00:49:44why don't we test that little theory
00:49:47huh
00:49:48we're playing a dangerous
00:49:50game
00:49:51all you have to do
00:49:54is admit that i win
00:49:57i'll let you fuck me
00:49:59i'll even
00:50:01let you come wherever you want
00:50:06you can come here
00:50:10or here
00:50:13i'll even
00:50:14let you come in here
00:50:16god
00:50:18come on
00:50:20i know you wanna
00:50:22just admit
00:50:24i'm right
00:50:27fine
00:50:29you win
00:50:30you win
00:50:31what was that
00:50:32you hurt me
00:50:43so what's my prize
00:50:48i could
00:50:49torture you
00:50:50like you did me
00:50:53but i wanna be inside you
00:50:55i wanna feel you squeeze me tight
00:50:59and take me to bed husband
00:51:04call me that
00:51:05you want me to fuck you
00:51:09you want me to fuck you husband
00:51:11fuck me
00:51:20tell me a story
00:51:22tell me a story
00:51:24like the ones you did in vegas
00:51:27i've got a story about
00:51:29my pet goat gilmore
00:51:31and how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:51:34or the story about
00:51:36how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:39using only red
00:51:40i know
00:51:43i already know about your family
00:51:47i wanna know about you
00:51:50what's it like to be a svensson heir
00:51:52you want the insider info
00:51:56you tell me yours i'll tell you mine
00:51:58you gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:01growing up as a beloved and blessed sherwood
00:52:07is that what you think being a show what is like
00:52:11is that what you think being a show what is like
00:52:13all fun and rainbows
00:52:16yeah everybody loves your family
00:52:18that's not true eric
00:52:19there are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:52:23my mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:52:27and next year i will be the head witch in charge
00:52:32everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:52:33like eat your fruits and veggies
00:52:35like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:52:41like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:52:45because my whole life was planned for me from the very start before i was even born
00:52:50i'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:52:52i was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:52:56i couldn't be tired
00:52:57i couldn't be scared
00:52:59i couldn't be angry
00:53:00one mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:04if this whole world fades to black it's because i messed up
00:53:08it's because i didn't do a good job
00:53:13i don't think i've ever said that out loud before
00:53:16i'm glad you did
00:53:19i'm glad you did
00:53:20your turn
00:53:22growing up with svincent was a little different
00:53:26the old man likes to say i was the first of his disappointments
00:53:31i guess it's good
00:53:33at least i was first in something
00:53:36i didn't care about disappointing him
00:53:38i just wanted to get away from him
00:53:41i had it all planned out when
00:53:43i turned 16
00:53:44i'd leave
00:53:45change my name
00:53:46and the svincent bloodline would die with me
00:53:48my mom died when secret was born
00:53:53my dad used her against me
00:53:56every day since
00:54:03i'm so sorry eric
00:54:05i
00:54:06i shouldn't have asked
00:54:09it's okay
00:54:10those vincents have always lived in the sherwood shadows
00:54:14we are the shadows
00:54:18all you do is shine
00:54:30you always ask me what i want
00:54:34what do you want eric
00:54:39you'd hate me if i told you
00:54:41i mean more than you already do
00:54:46i don't hate you
00:54:49i never did
00:55:24eric something's wrong
00:55:27dad's got visitors
00:55:28a bunch of old guys
00:55:30i don't know who they are
00:55:31he made me play piano for them
00:55:33like some kind of dress up doll
00:55:35it's like freaking me out
00:55:42eric
00:55:43are you safe
00:55:48eric
00:55:49are you safe
00:55:50now
00:55:52all those weird old men lived last night
00:55:55and and i hexed my door so no one could get in
00:55:58don't let anyone in
00:55:59if dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men just
00:56:02i know
00:56:03i'll just do what he says
00:56:06i always do
00:56:08i'm so sick of this e
00:56:09what if he actually does make me marry one of those guys
00:56:12i'm never gonna let that happen
00:56:14all right
00:56:15look
00:56:16i'm close to getting the wand of light
00:56:19the wand of light
00:56:21like
00:56:22the one from the fairy tales
00:56:23you can't tell that secret
00:56:26when i get the wand
00:56:28be ready for my call
00:56:30i have a plan
00:56:31i barely know basic spells
00:56:35i don't know
00:56:35you can
00:56:37i know you can
00:56:38i know you can
00:56:39when the time is right
00:56:40you'll be ready
00:56:48call handed
00:57:07filling up bessie
00:57:09meet me downstairs when you're ready
00:57:20oh my god
00:57:22why do you and mom always do that
00:57:24a bit high strung aren't you sis
00:57:27i was just in the middle of thinking
00:57:29yeah and going by your aura
00:57:31i can guess about who
00:57:33very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:36oh yeah
00:57:37well you and your little aura reading
00:57:38can go jump in a lake
00:57:40oh aren't we feisty this morning
00:57:42your super hot hubby isn't around i'm guessing
00:57:45or have you already murdered him after catching his dick
00:57:48i know all the best places to hide a body by the way
00:57:52i'm fine effie
00:57:54i know all about eric spenson
00:57:55i'm not stupid
00:57:57and when we get the wand back
00:57:59you mean if you get the wand back
00:58:01we will
00:58:03and when we do
00:58:05we'll do the divorce spell
00:58:06this mark will be gone
00:58:08i'll go home and
00:58:10maybe the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:16it's not fair you know
00:58:18i know i'm the last person who should be saying that
00:58:21because it's not like i can change it
00:58:23but it's not
00:58:26it's just the way it goes
00:58:28there has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:58:31and be a good heir
00:58:35effie what i want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:39that's fine
00:58:40it's what it means to be a sure what
00:58:43just remember
00:58:44repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:48all right
00:58:50whatever you say sis
00:58:51you know best
00:58:54i know
00:58:55give everyone a hug from me
00:58:57tell them i'll be back home soon
00:59:08last night was the last time
00:59:10after today
00:59:11we're done
00:59:13if i say that enough times
00:59:15maybe i'll finally believe it
00:59:25i'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:30my family's magic is dying
00:59:32my father's been cashing in on broken promises three years
00:59:35but he holds most of the power
00:59:37and me and see we just get the scraps
00:59:39that's how he controls us
00:59:42if i could use the wand just once
00:59:45i can take his power away from the break
00:59:48i'm not trying to ruin your family
00:59:49i'm trying to save mine
00:59:50it's the only way that we can be free
00:59:54that's what you meant by
00:59:56trying to save your family
00:59:58i was gonna tell you the night before
01:00:00i was gonna tell you the truth
01:00:02and then i was just gonna ask if i could use the wand
01:00:04just once
01:00:05and then i would do whatever you wanted
01:00:07get a divorce
01:00:09leave you alone forever
01:00:12why didn't you tell me
01:00:16why didn't you tell me that morning
01:00:17maybe things could have been different
01:00:21i would have asked you to stay
01:00:23it's a nice idea
01:00:26but our families have been at war
01:00:27since the beginning of time
01:00:30maybe if we were different people
01:00:33we have different lives
01:00:36this is what it works
01:00:38maybe we can
01:00:40maybe the wand has a spell for that eric
01:00:43a witch can hope
01:00:51what
01:00:53do i have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head
01:00:55why are you looking at me like that
01:01:10wait i'm driving
01:01:11pull over
01:01:30you have got to be kidding me
01:01:39end of the line witches
01:01:41end of the line witches
01:01:44end of the line witches
01:01:55end of the line
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:36You sit the shadow with me?
01:02:37Of course I sit her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well, I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06Go!
01:04:09It's all will be delicious.
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:11Stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh, my God.
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:17Stay with me.
01:05:17Oh, my God.
01:05:20I can't save you.
01:05:21I don't have my powers.
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could have saved yourself.
01:05:28I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot.
01:05:37You stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:39You stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You did the devil's spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:10Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you.
01:06:33I love you.
01:06:35I love you.
01:06:38No!
01:06:42I love you.
01:06:45I love you.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power
01:07:03to grant its user
01:07:04their deepest desires.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:20Eric, please.
01:07:33Lily.
01:07:35Eric.
01:07:37You absolute moron.
01:07:42You absolute moron.
01:07:44Be gentle.
01:07:45I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:07:49You're alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me
01:07:53on your literal deathbed,
01:07:54you asshole.
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:58Something cool.
01:07:59The Wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that
01:08:04the Wand's user grants it
01:08:06its deepest desire.
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know,
01:08:21I thought I heard something
01:08:24when I was bleeding out.
01:08:27No.
01:08:29Maybe you could
01:08:30say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could
01:08:36say it again?
01:08:39I love you.
01:08:40You're expensive.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:27Ah, there you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon
01:09:32to get the job done.
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:38Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:42You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:45I put a barrier
01:09:46around this whole house.
01:09:47It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able
01:09:49to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole,
01:09:51old man.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card
01:10:03after you almost sold me
01:10:04into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:15You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:16The magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:31Eric.
01:10:32Aldous.
01:10:33Svensson.
01:10:34Release me this instant.
01:10:36That is an order.
01:10:39You can handle it
01:10:40from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone.
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:48Both of you
01:10:48will pay for this.
01:10:49You will both pay for this.
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, Pops.
01:10:58We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here.
01:11:02Get back here.
01:11:03Please don't do this,
01:11:04you little bitch.
01:11:23She ran out of love.
01:11:23Where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the Wand of Light?
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:35Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am Eric Spencer.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry.
01:11:52We're going to take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:11:55-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:59I sure hope so.
01:12:01But if we're going to get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again, husband?
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might want to buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer.
01:12:26Didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well.
01:12:29Soon to be again, wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:41But because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Hell yeah.
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