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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no
03:15no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:15everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20oh
03:20our
03:23our
03:27ung
03:28the
03:30and
03:31oh
03:31oh
03:31oh
03:31oh
03:32oh
03:32o
03:32oh
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:00There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry!
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer!
04:41Now?
04:42Better!
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry, sorry!
04:56I'm so sorry!
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
04:59I heard that!
05:01God, I think we got it!
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that too!
05:08Loud and clear!
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry!
05:11It was an accident!
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened!
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?
05:27No!
05:28No, no!
05:29No, of course not!
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38No, I apologize!
05:40You're my wife!
05:41You're not...
05:41Experimental!
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh, my God!
05:46This is your job?
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that, or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction,
06:05and, um, it's the process of miniaturization and restoration
06:08of organic fruit and vegetables,
06:12and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:16Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:42Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kind of hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not.
06:51Make me big again now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two, tops.
07:07But you'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait, I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No, you...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um, the stove works, the refrigerator works,
07:29there's food, the water runs,
07:31and I shrunk a few of your favorite things
07:34to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh, cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfucker!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm down.
08:29Calm fucking down.
08:50Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute
08:58I don't want to be a little
09:13Thank you
09:15You can
09:18You can refilm the ladies cup too
09:21She's on her way, Bob
09:23She's gone back to her husband
09:25No
09:25They always do
09:27Not this time
09:28Nope, nope, nope
09:28Because we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We got concrete plans
09:36How about
09:38A ten-day getaway to Vermont for two
09:42Uber romantic
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:03Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:09Oh
10:10Quiet, everybody, please
10:12Quiet, please
10:13Sorry
10:15Oh
10:16It's work
10:16It's work
10:19Hey, Martin
10:22Well, I
10:23You know, I was
10:23I was gonna head out of town, so
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just
10:28I'll head into the
10:29Into the lab
10:33No, I've not heard from us
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Barton, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off
11:01I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer
11:05I don't want to keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't
11:18It was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21That's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:25Which makes me so
11:27Sad
11:28Makes me so sad
11:32Fuck you
11:34But
11:35Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute
11:53Wait
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:59They're so cute
12:00Oh, and functional
12:02Happy birthday, Lindy
12:06How cute
12:07And accurate
12:11The dent from when I side-swiped a mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't want to know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no
12:27No, Les
12:28Take me with you
12:29I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else
12:41Beyond the accident
12:42But I have to go to the lab
12:44So I can fix you
12:45Please, Les, I do not want to be alone
12:48Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you
12:50That, um, being small isn't scary
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered what the world would look like
12:57If I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
13:00I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:11Trust me
13:14Okay
13:17This is crazy
13:19Oh, my God
13:31Oh, my God
13:31Oh, my God
13:34Oh, my God
13:39Oh, my God
13:40Oh, my God
13:42Oh, my God
13:44Oh, my God
13:45Oh, my God
13:46Oh, my God
13:47Oh, my God
13:47Oh, my God
13:48Oh, my God
13:50Oh, my God
13:51Oh, my God
13:51Oh, my God
13:51Oh, my God
13:51Oh, my God
13:51Oh, my God
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big, really big.
14:16Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores. Look who it is.
14:37See? She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing. Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no. It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:49Can you put me down, please? Put me down.
15:06Fun, right? We all love a train ride.
15:08Woo!
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:22Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:31Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:43Maybe too many times around.
15:44I want to get out!
15:46I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas,
16:20so I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up
16:26and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just...
16:31gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:39Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:45I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Lest you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08Uh, she's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Lest said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich.
20:06But absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:16I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch.
20:59Watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Come on.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Come on.
21:09Come on.
21:11Come on.
21:12Come on.
21:13Come on.
21:18Come on.
21:19You're defending me.
21:20I always do.
21:21I always do not.
21:22I always do not.
21:22I always do not.
21:23Come on.
21:26Come on.
21:29Come on.
21:29Oh, no, put your hands on.
21:31Oh, no.
21:32Oh, no.
21:33Oh, no.
21:34Oh, no.
21:34Oh, Jesus.
21:36What?
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on it.
21:42The one with the toilet!
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We took the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:03Well, maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:09Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously?
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:28No. Fuck no.
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:37It's gonna be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
23:23Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34But now.
23:36Now-ish.
24:01Maku!
24:06Stay.
24:07Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no.
24:17Magu.
24:19Come here.
24:22Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it, you're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Meow.
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard? What is it?
25:08Oh, you seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry too when I need a release, so...
25:18I get where you're at.
25:20Okay, right, is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:28Everything okay?
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful, that's wonderful.
25:41Richard!
25:42Get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry to use profanity, I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:00I'll see you later.
26:02Les?
26:03Les?
26:09That is a toy.
26:14Oh.
26:16He left me?
26:19Right.
26:23Why?
26:24I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35What?
26:36Okay, that's...
26:37That's good.
26:38Space colon?
26:39Colon?
26:41Colonal.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23What?
27:23Well, you said that you were close.
27:25What?
27:2630 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong.
27:33So...
27:34Now you have 30 days.
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say exactly?
27:40It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works,
27:47or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:50Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Hello?
28:30Yes.
28:31He can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even gonna ask about the cat.
29:07Hey, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Hey.
29:14Oh, it's...
29:15It's okay.
29:16I love you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:29Yeah.
29:30Yeah.
29:31Um...
29:32You seem a little bit down.
29:34No.
29:35I'm, uh...
29:36Just tired.
29:37Yeah.
29:38I was waiting up last night for someone...
29:41Someone special.
29:43You know?
29:44And it's just...
29:46You know?
29:47Oh, Merry.
29:48Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah.
29:50Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift.
29:52So...
29:58Thy returneth to thine grind.
30:10Okay.
30:12Buddy.
30:13Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right.
30:27Okay.
30:29Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:38Oh, God.
30:43Okay.
30:44Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:54Guide.
30:59Oh!
31:00A classic.
31:02Gamma!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:15So...
31:18We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard.
31:38I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41It needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to b sub j.
31:58Minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
32:02Times e squared plus b squared over mu naught.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:07Carl.
32:08Bobs.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times e squared plus b squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl. Implement his thoughts.
32:56Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:14Let's make history.
33:29Whereby?
33:30We'll let you guys ride this with diner.
33:34Bye-bye.
33:36I came up to ice for you.
33:36stigma and it was w listeners.
33:37If you.eremy
33:37stup. After a?
33:48No, that's
33:51not just good. You want my heart?
34:02a great attempt in the name of science richard bob the explainer nominal success subject expanded
34:11to regular size for 2.1 seconds same as previous attempt result molecular disequilibrium oh eraser
34:19bob see medic bring in fred clean up an aisle everywhere richard waiting on analysis to proceed
34:28we'll adjust based on your thoughts we'll go again no you won't if this is your definition of close we
34:35have a big problem you working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today
34:42moving forward everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me no no no no no um
34:50this is not how we work here we are making history okay that corn was regular size it's incredible
34:58as a scientist how can you not see that reports equipment results any spending whatsoever
35:04everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the
35:09break room can i explain my fiber deficiency okay everybody everybody this is virginia vivian vivian
35:16i don't know her last name but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work and bob you
35:20don't need to worry about your oatmeal okay can we just talk about this martin you know exactly how
35:27much money this science circus is hemorrhaging i don't care about the money of course you don't
35:32you spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo i had to open the books
35:39well it had to be perfect what irresponsible and deeply sad dr littlejohn it's no longer your money
35:46it's hilton smith's money this is his lab now and i run hilton's lab ergo i run this lab this
35:53is
35:53unacceptable and it's ridiculous and do do something okay no we no we just me i want to talk to
36:02hilton
36:03right now well good luck reaching him he's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible
36:09off the coast of guam guam guam what shut it down we'll try again tomorrow together these ladders are
36:20an osha violation you're an osha violation dear hairy jesus and i hope hilton gets crushed into ketchup by
36:29400 atmospheres of pressure 29 days not helpful not the point
36:44what have i done
37:16it's my phone
37:19oh my phone
37:25coming coming coming
37:26it's my phone
37:40no
37:40no
37:42no
37:44no
37:46no
37:46no
37:49no
37:50no
37:50no
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23I can see you in you.
38:24Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:51Jesus!
38:53Fuck!
38:54God damn it, Len!
38:57For God's sake.
39:00Ah!
39:01Ah!
39:03Ah!
39:03God damn it!
39:12Ah!
39:19Why must you .
39:21What?
39:24Hmm?
39:30What?
39:30Argh!
39:36Ah!
39:39Ugh!
39:51Oh!
39:53Oh!
39:53Ugh!
40:25Oh, God, oh, God.
40:30Oh, God.
41:27Oh, God.
41:49Oh, God.
41:53Oh, God.
41:54Oh, God.
42:01Oh, God.
42:04Oh, God.
42:11Oh, God.
42:20Oh, God.
42:21Oh, God.
42:21Oh, God.
42:23Oh, God.
42:23Oh, God.
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