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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:14no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:03You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me?
04:18I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer!
04:41Now?
04:42Better!
04:44I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry!
04:55Sorry!
04:56I'm so sorry!
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that!
05:00God, I think we got it!
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:06I heard that too!
05:08Loud and clear!
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry!
05:11It was an accident!
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened!
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:16But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:20You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no!
05:29No, of course not!
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38Wow!
05:39No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh, my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that, or...?
06:00Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction, and, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables,
06:12and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:16Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh, but first, uh, a surprise!
06:35Ha!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:42Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?!
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two, tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:18Ha!
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um, the stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:35Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I...
08:09I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?!
08:16Not a day or two?!
08:19Tom?!
08:20Less?!
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:25Hey.
08:26Calm...
08:26Calm down.
08:27.
08:29Calm fucking down!
08:33Help!
08:50Hey, Lindy!
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't wanna be little
09:04He's been awake
09:13Thank you
09:15You can
09:18You can refilm the ladies cup too
09:21She's on her way, Bob
09:23She's gone back to her husband
09:25No
09:25They always do
09:27Not this time
09:28Nope, nope, nope
09:28Cuz we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We got concrete plans
09:37How about
09:38A ten day getaway to Vermont for two
09:42Uber romantic
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:03Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:08Oh
10:10Quiet, everybody, please
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry
10:14Oh
10:16It's work
10:16It's work
10:19Hey, Martin
10:22Well, I was gonna head out of town, so
10:26No
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just, I'll head into the
10:29Into the lab
10:33No, I've not heard from Les
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Barton, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy
10:54He's suffering?
11:00Take those off, I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer, I don't wanna keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't, it was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21It's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:25Which makes me so sad
11:29Makes me so sad
11:33Fuck you
11:34But
11:35Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43What?
11:45Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute
11:53Wait, and legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:59They're so cute
12:00Oh, and functional
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy
12:07How cute
12:08And accurate
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't wanna know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no, no, Les
12:28Take me with you, I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else beyond the accident
12:42But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
12:45Please, Les, I do not wanna be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
12:59I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:10Trust me
13:15Okay
13:17This is crazy
13:19This is crazy
13:19Oh my God
13:42Oh my God
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:02Really, really big.
14:17Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:53Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Woo!
15:10Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:11Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:28Woo!
15:31Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out!
15:47I don't want to eat.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:51Oh, my God.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:58Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface.
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah.
17:05Pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08Uh...
18:08She's blonde.
18:09Wears pink.
18:10Goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Les said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no.
18:18I think with the right hair and makeup.
18:20You know Hollywood.
18:21I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies.
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited.
18:33Uh...
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesday.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom.
19:04It's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me.
19:10And the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story
19:16about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster of a mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No.
19:35He stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Uh, me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47Uh, if I may, uh, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54Um, with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich.
20:06But absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:36Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
21:00What?
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Bye.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:10Go.
21:11Go, go, go, go.
21:13Go, go, go, go.
21:17Go, go, go, go.
21:19Start defending me.
21:20Okay, always.
21:22Always.
21:24Oh, no, put your hand down.
21:30Okay.
21:33Fuck.
21:34Fuck.
21:35Oh, fuck.
21:35Jesus, what?
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:41It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:00Oh.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:15I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, um...
22:19I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously?
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
23:11This is...
23:23yeah what what what it can't be right okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
24:01oh
24:02magoo
24:06stay stay
24:11no no no no no no
24:18magoo come here
24:22ow fuck you fuzzy fucker
24:26meow
24:27meow
24:38stop
24:40stop it you're fine feel bad enough already
24:48i mean she's safe right
25:00hey
25:02hey
25:07yes richard what is it
25:08oh you seem upset
25:11no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes
25:14coming to my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where you're at
25:20okay right is that all
25:22now you've got me worried is everything all right at home
25:24you know with uh your wife lindy lindy's her name right everything okay good good yeah
25:30she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays
25:34yes richard she's at home writing she's keeping busy
25:37she's writing
25:38that's wonderful that's wonderful richard
25:42get your butt inside
25:43i'm sorry i'm sorry you used profanity i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
26:00i'll see you later
26:02yes
26:02yes
26:04yes
26:04yes
26:09yes
26:10yes
26:10yes
26:14yes
26:15no
26:17he left me
26:19right
26:19right
26:23why i have to trust him
26:25i cannot spiral
26:29huh
26:30oh
26:31yeah
26:33why not
26:35okay that's
26:37that's good space colon
26:39colon
26:41colonel
26:43colon
26:44colon
26:44space colonel
26:46next stop uranus
26:48i could
26:49fuck i'm already spiraling
26:52you made me believe you were so close
26:55so i believed you
26:56yes and you should believe me that's our deal
26:58there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close
27:01so what does so close
27:03so what does so close
27:04mean to you in this context today
27:07my god i can't put an actual number on it
27:10i don't know
27:11what
27:12what have you done
27:15what have i done
27:16martin
27:17martin
27:17i didn't want to say you have one job
27:19contract is for 30 days
27:22that's insane
27:23well you said that you were close
27:2530 days
27:28well it will work i mean
27:30the math says it will and math is never wrong so
27:33now you have 30 days
27:35no no no we have 30 days
27:37oh now it's we
27:37what does it say exactly
27:39what does it was the small print say exactly
27:41it says that we have 30 days
27:43to prove that the restoration formula works
27:47or the patent on our tech
27:49on my tech thank you
27:51reverts to hilton
27:52and hilton sues you
27:54sues us
27:55for fraud
27:57and you go to jail
27:58to jail
28:00well can he do that
28:01he can
28:02and after 30 days it goes
28:04the the tech
28:05the lab
28:06the bob's
28:07gone
28:09but
28:09but
28:10okay so how do i make
28:12uh
28:14how do i
28:16how do i
28:17how do i make things big again
28:18because i
28:18i have to make things big again
28:20well after 30 days
28:22you can't
28:25this is
28:26too silly
28:27i mean can he actually do this
28:30yes
28:30yes
28:30he can
28:31it says it
28:32right here
28:34oh
28:35less
28:38how bad is this
28:42oh god
28:47i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
29:08it's
29:09okay
29:09for this
29:11rill
29:12why
29:12why
29:13why
29:13why
29:13why
29:14why
29:14why
29:14Oh, it's okay.
29:16I love you.
29:19Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:30Um, you seem a little bit down.
29:34No, I'm just tired.
29:37I was waiting up last night for someone.
29:41Someone special.
29:43You know, and it's just, you know.
29:47Oh, Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift.
29:59Thy returneth to thine grind.
30:10Okay.
30:10Buddy.
30:14Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right.
30:27Okay.
30:29Looks good.
30:31Oh, my God.
30:32Okay.
30:37Oh, come on.
30:43Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:53Guide.
30:58Oh.
31:00A classic.
31:01Gamma.
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:15So...
31:17We've got popcorn.
31:19But no candy.
31:24Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to b sub j.
31:58Minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times e squared plus b squared over mu naught.
32:06Complete.
32:07Thoughts.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:08Bobs.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times e squared plus b squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:56Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:14Let's make history.
33:44Time.
33:59Let's make history.
34:01a great attempt in the name of science richard bob the explainer nominal success subject expanded
34:11to regular size for 2.1 seconds same as previous attempt result molecular disequilibrium
34:18oh eraser bob see medic bring in fred clean up an aisle everywhere richard waiting on analysis
34:26to proceed we'll adjust based on your thoughts we'll go again no you won't if this is your
34:34definition of close we have a big problem you working in a bubble with your staff and your
34:40secrets ends today moving forward everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me no no
34:47no no no um this is not how we work here we are making history okay that corn was regular
34:57size
34:57it's incredible as a scientist how can you not see that reports equipment results any spending
35:04whatsoever everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the
35:09break room can i explain my fiber deficiencies okay everybody everybody this is virginia vivian vivian
35:16i don't know her last name but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work and bob you
35:20don't need to worry about your oatmeal okay can we just talk about this martin you know exactly how
35:27much money this science circus is hemorrhaging i don't care about the money of course you don't
35:32you spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo i had to open the books
35:39well it had to be perfect what irresponsible and deeply sad dr littlejohn it's no longer your
35:46money it's hilton smith's money this is his lab now and i run hilton's lab ergo i run this lab
35:52this
35:53is unacceptable and it's ridiculous and do do something okay no we no we just me i want to
36:02talk to hilton right now well good luck reaching him he's spending the holidays piloting an experimental
36:09submersible off the coast of guam guam guam guam what shut it down we'll try again tomorrow together
36:19these ladders are an osha violation you're an osha violation
36:25dear hairy jesus and i hope hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure
36:3129 days 29 days not helpful not the point
36:44what have i done
37:14midnight
37:15Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone.
37:21Oh, oh.
37:25Come in, come in, come in.
37:27What?
37:40No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:45No!
37:49No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know?
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I've got to get out of here!
38:43Oh!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:52Jesus.
38:53God damn it, let...
38:57Oh!
38:58Oh, God's sake!
39:00Ah!
39:01Ah!
39:03Ah!
39:04Dang it!
39:05No!
39:06Oh, oh, oh...
39:10Ah!
39:15Ah!
39:17Ah!
39:19Ah!
39:43Oh, my God.
39:50Ah!
39:52Oh!
39:53Oh!
39:54Oh!
39:56Uh!
40:05Oh!
40:07Oh!
40:11Oh!
40:12Help!
40:14Help!
40:15Oh!
40:17Oh!
40:23Oh, God.
40:27Oh, God.
40:28Oh, God.
40:30Oh, God.
40:32Oh, God.
40:34Oh, God.
40:37Cookie!
40:38Hold on!
40:39I'll save you!
40:48Oh, God.
40:54Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river.
40:59Too many lonely stories have driven out to sea.
41:04You lay your bets and then you pay the price.
41:07The things we do for love.
41:09The things we do for love.
41:14Communication is the problem to answer.
41:17You've got a number and your hand is on a phone.
41:22The weather's turned and all the lights are down.
41:25The things we do for love.
41:27The things we do for love.
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow.
41:33When there's nowhere to go.
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying.
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes.
41:44You think you're gonna break up.
41:47Then she says she wants to make up.
41:50Oh, yeah.
41:53Every moment.
41:54Of the world.
42:04The Smoke System.
42:05Guy- 이름 is showing you the God and the доступious thing.
42:05In the rain.
42:15And to the sun.
42:23The
42:24The
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