00:13My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly.
00:28He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:49I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:55His mission? Requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:13Oh my God, is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:26An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:29However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:37We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:47He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:58Superman son of a bitch got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about.
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get air, die on us.
02:16Get air, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:50Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:52Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:55Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:57Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people, then don't give a f***.
03:02All the lovers, all the haters, and all the people that call themselves players.
03:07Hot mamas, pimp daddies, and the people rolling up in caddies.
03:55To be continued...
04:13Ain't no amount of money you could offer that'd be worth...
04:17Five hundred thousand.
04:19The bounty is five hundred thousand for whoever brings in Dante with the amulet.
04:25And a bonus if he's alive for questioning.
04:29Well, all right.
04:31Let's go get him then!
04:33We will be deploying a civilian asset to keep Dante distracted as you move in.
04:38So if we're doing all the work, why'd you bring the Boy Scout Patrol here?
04:43They don't look like new jarheads to me.
04:49These soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation.
04:52You'll deliver the package to them.
04:55The contract opens as of midnight tonight.
04:58That's all.
05:06You and the cap with the nice eyes.
05:09Hold on a second.
05:12You see something you like, sweetheart?
05:14What you said was correct.
05:18We're not jarheads.
05:20We're demon hunters.
05:23You're joking.
05:25I know.
05:26It's a lot to take in.
05:27Someone walks up and tells you,
05:29Demons are real and it's my job to kill them.
05:32You're thinking the same thing anyone else would.
05:35But unfortunately, it's the truth.
05:38The worst truth is that not only are demons real,
05:41they're really fucking hard to kill.
05:44We've had to come up with our own methods.
05:46Like these.
05:48Anti-demon bullets.
05:50Hit a human with one and it works like any other bullet.
05:53But hit a demon?
05:55And this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with their DNA.
06:00That's good to know.
06:02Sometimes they pass for human.
06:05They can even be incredibly convincing.
06:08It's in the proportions.
06:10The arms or legs will be a little too long.
06:13Facial features too far apart.
06:15Like they haven't quite evolved all the way.
06:18There's also something in the eyes.
06:21A void.
06:22Where the glimmer of a soul should be.
06:26And of course the smell.
06:29Vein mix of sulfur.
06:31And cow shit.
06:39And cow shit.
06:43And cow shit.
06:45And cow shit.
06:48And cow shit.
06:51And cow shit.
06:55And cow shit.
06:57And cow shit.
06:58And cow shit.
07:02And cow shit.
07:03And cow shit.
07:03And cow shit.
07:13Devil's spawn, motherfucker.
07:16You were solid there, boss.
07:18Don't think I even saw you blink.
07:19I knew I was in good hands.
07:22Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army.
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species.
07:27That's all that matters.
07:28Indeed.
07:29And our world could not ask for a better soldier.
07:33And at least I think it was this room.
07:36Let him in.
07:42Who the?
07:44This is Anders, your newest member of Dark Comm Elite Hops.
07:48Anders, aren't you the only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush?
07:52I've watched your mission tapes.
07:53It is an honor to serve with you, ma'am.
07:55Uh, Lieutenant?
07:57Mary?
07:59Lieutenant, got you.
08:0010-10-10-10-10-4.
08:02Welcome to the team, Chief.
08:04You sure about this guy, sir?
08:05He requested this assignment.
08:07God has tested him, and he was found worthy.
08:11Soldier, where is the asset?
08:12While I got you here, who do I talk to about the menu, huh?
08:16I can't even get a decent Play-Doh.
08:20Oh, uh, so, wait, what do I have to do again?
08:25Oh, uh, so, wait, what do I have to do?
08:32Oh, uh, so, wait.
08:34Dante?
08:38You here?
08:42Hey, Dante?
08:44It's your buddy Enzo!
08:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
08:51Oh, Dante! You are here! Thank God! I was worried I missed you!
08:58Hey, Enzo. How have you been?
09:00I could do better to tell you the truth, like if you didn't have a barrel pressed to my temple
09:05right now.
09:06Wish I could help you out there. I do have a funny story for you, though.
09:10You're gonna love this.
09:11So my last job, the one you gave me, it turned out to be a setup so a shape-shifting
09:17demon baby could try to steal my necklace.
09:19It's crazy, right?
09:23That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!
09:29It wasn't my fault, Dante. Honest! Don't blame poor old Enzo! I'm just a little man. I'm not funny.
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job. The White Rabbit. He's the one who set the whole thing
09:42up.
09:43See, he comes into my office talking all through. I'm mesmerized.
09:53All we gotta do is get to him first. And then split the 500 between us.
10:00So you're saying you only sent me into a trap because a demon that looks like a giant rabbit tricked
10:05you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much. Yeah.
10:10All right. That checks out.
10:11What are you doing here?
10:13I brought you the second half of your fee. Just cause the job was fake. Don't mean you don't get
10:18paid, right?
10:21Pure, uncut, American greed.
10:24And all you had to do was fight a baby for it!
10:26And my own brother.
10:28The shapeshifter showed up again later, disguised as him. Nothing like how he'd actually look now, but still. It was
10:34a good effort.
10:36Your brother. Talk about digging up the past, huh?
10:40You all right, kid?
10:41I keep telling you. What's my only rule? I'll take any job that pays, especially if it involves killing demons.
10:48Just as long as you don't have to care.
10:51I know. So, you and me, we're all good now, yeah? You know, I look at you like my own
10:57son.
10:58I would take a bullet for you. Well, maybe not a bullet. Definitely a blade, like a little jab.
11:04Point is, I would never set you up like that on purpose.
11:07So there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside closing in around us right now?
11:12Okay. I set you up this time, but only because they made me.
11:17I know I've got another one of these.
11:21There it is.
11:22Look, Dante, those guys out there are after your necklace, too.
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them.
11:28This thing goes right to the top.
11:31What say you just give the bling to me, and I'll take it over to him, huh?
11:35No muss, no fuss.
11:37I can't do it, Enzo.
11:39She gave me this necklace.
11:42This isn't just a necklace, Dante.
11:45It's a part of our family's history.
11:47I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe. Always.
11:53You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have.
11:57No one is going to take it from me.
12:00Fair enough.
12:01Well, I'll just, uh, let you get ready for the big throwdown then, and head on.
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:07I didn't say we were good yet.
12:27We're here for the amulet.
12:29Drop the gun, and hand it over.
12:33I said drop the gun!
12:39I don't think that's the guy.
12:41Of course it's not the guy!
13:01I don't think that's the guy.
13:13Move! Are we shooting at?
13:25Come on!
13:43You ain't shit, pal!
13:51Let us go!
14:00Now we're good.
14:02Was the gag really necessary?
14:05Alright, I see your point.
14:08You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family heirloom is suddenly New York's hottest fashion accessory?
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:26I went better with music.
14:40I'll give you one thing. This guy's got taste!
15:04Go!
15:07Go!
15:07Go!
15:09Go!
15:40Let's go!
15:41We're on the radio!
15:43Turn that shit up!
15:45Let's go!
15:46We're on the radio!
15:48Turn that shit up!
15:50Let's go!
15:51We're on the radio!
15:52Turn that shit up!
16:03How the fuck?
16:06I don't feel bad.
16:08I heal extremely fast.
16:09like a superhero.
16:11Not that I call myself a superhero,
16:13but your mom does.
16:15Yeah.
16:17Oh, you can...
16:19Win.
16:21Perfect.
16:36Hey, Pat.
16:37Are boys still getting their asses kicked?
16:41Yep.
16:43I feel bad for you, Doc.
16:45Your first time in the field,
16:47and we're not even gonna see action.
16:49My brain is too valuable to risk
16:51taking it to a combat zone.
16:52I only came so I can examine
16:54the quantum transmitter
16:55at the soonest possible moment.
16:56Come on, you don't want to pick up
16:58a sweet battle scar like my man here?
17:00King.
17:01What? I'm saying he's a badass.
17:03You went toe to paw with the white rabbit
17:05and lived.
17:05I got lucky.
17:06That's all.
17:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:09Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
17:09What was that?
17:13It looks like he can heal himself.
17:15Any explanations there, Doc?
17:17Uh, not at the moment.
17:20Is he genetically enhanced somehow?
17:22Hi, Vatiri.
17:26I'll be testing it shortly.
17:29Great.
17:30So the guy's some sort of super soldier,
17:32and he's wearing half the transmitter
17:33that keeps our reality from being swarmed
17:35by the armies of hell
17:37as a necklace.
17:38Yeah, he really is just wearing it, isn't he?
17:43Kind of makes you question Sparda's whole plan.
17:45Excuse me, but, um,
17:47what's an ancient Greek city state
17:49got to do with any of this?
17:50Not Sparta.
17:52Sparda.
17:53Did no one read
17:54the intelligence briefing I prepared?
17:57I read it.
18:03Sparda's the one hell-dweller
18:04who might be worth not
18:05vaporizing on sight.
18:07He was a demon knight,
18:09whatever that means.
18:11Big bad warrior,
18:13blah, blah, blah.
18:15Served as the right hand of Mundus,
18:17the demon's king.
18:19Two thousand years ago
18:20when our world was still connected
18:22to their shithole.
18:23And Mundus wasn't happy
18:25just ruling the shithole.
18:26He wanted to conquer humanity,
18:29make slaves of us all.
18:31Typical demon shit.
18:33And I guess Sparda woke up one day
18:35and realized,
18:36hey, this is evil as fuck.
18:39So he rebelled.
18:40He fought against Mundus,
18:42taking out hundreds
18:43of his own former legions.
18:45Kind of the least he could
18:47fucking do, really.
18:49But even he couldn't stop
18:50an entire world for abominations.
18:53The only way to protect humanity
18:55was to seal the realms
18:57off from each other.
18:59He himself
19:01stayed on our side.
19:02Which,
19:03if that's true,
19:05he's been M.I. fucking A
19:07whenever shit hits the fan
19:08for the past few millennia.
19:14So maybe he is just another
19:16pit beast after all.
19:34Dante, remember me?
19:36Let's see.
19:38Seven feet tall,
19:39face like someone carved a gargoyle
19:41out of beef jerky.
19:42I do remember.
19:43Arnie, right?
19:44How are the kids?
19:45Great, thanks.
19:47Julie just got into Yale.
19:50So, look.
19:51There's a big-ass bounty
19:53on that necklace of yours.
19:55I was thinking,
19:56you and me bring it in together, huh?
19:59Split the dough.
20:0150-50.
20:03That's a better offer
20:04than someone made.
20:08But it's gonna be hard now.
20:10Worth a shot.
20:12Sorry about the place.
20:14No hard feelings.
20:25God, you damn mistake!
20:39I thought the big guy
20:40would get at least a hit in
20:41or something.
20:42Man,
20:43these dudes give low-life hired killers
20:45a bad name.
20:50Oh.
20:52Your daughters?
20:53I'm all they got,
20:54you know?
20:55So when I went to sign up
20:56for the army
20:56because there was no other option
20:57and this recruiter comes up to me
20:58saying,
20:59I can join the important fight
21:00right here from home.
21:01He left out the demons
21:02from Hell Park, though.
21:03Kind of wish he led
21:04with the demons from Hell Park.
21:06Might have answered differently.
21:08It's time.
21:10I'm going in.
21:11Copy that, Lieutenant.
21:13You sure you don't need any help?
21:15Just get the truck warmed up.
21:52Hey, that was actually
21:54kind of close.
21:56Closer than you think.
22:21Of course,
22:22the goon squad
22:22was a misdirect.
22:25Who was that chick?
22:28What a woman!
22:29I don't care who she is.
22:31I made a promise.
22:34And I'm going to keep it.
22:39So,
22:40who here is looking
22:41for representation?
22:56Hey, Link!
23:18What's in that thing?
23:19I watched you fighting
23:20and wondered,
23:21what the fuck
23:22kind of person
23:23can just shake off
23:24bullets like that?
23:25A really, really awesome one?
23:27Or not a person at all.
23:29That was an anti-demon round
23:30I hit you with.
23:31Which means,
23:32no matter how good
23:33you might be at hiding it,
23:35you're a demon.
23:42Ripped in irresistible dreamboat,
23:44I know.
23:44You still can't just
23:45tear a guy's clothes off.
23:46You're not demon,
23:47but you're blood.
23:49I've heard it was possible.
23:50I never thought
23:51I'd see one, though.
23:53You're a hybrid.
23:54Part human,
23:55part demon.
23:56Wait,
23:57you think I'm part demon?
23:58You are.
23:59And I've got
24:00the one weapon on earth
24:01to kill you.
24:41Seriously,
24:41part demon?
24:42If you knew
24:43how many of those things
24:43I've killed,
24:44you'd know how crazy you sound.
24:46Demons kill their own
24:47all the time.
24:49Death and destruction
24:50is the core of your nature.
24:51Trust me,
24:52I know all about
24:53demons' nature.
24:54I'm not one of them.
24:55How else can you explain
24:56what you're capable of?
24:58You even fight
24:59like they do.
25:00Unholy strength
25:01but no intelligence.
25:02No strategy.
25:04I don't know.
25:04Seems like I managed
25:05to catch you.
25:06Since we're getting
25:07so personal.
25:09What does everyone want
25:10with my mom's necklace?
25:12You don't even know
25:13what this really is,
25:14do you?
25:16No, then it's mine!
25:17All yours,
25:19Hellblood.
25:53Jackpot!
25:55Oh.
26:07Usually we don't bother taking members of your species prisoner.
26:11We do have the tech for it.
26:13Never special circumstances.
26:20Insurance.
26:22Just in case we manage to get out of the truck.
26:25What truck?
26:42Who caught who now, motherfucker?
26:44No!
26:50Bless me with the leaf off of the tree.
26:57On it I see the freedom reign
27:05We are falling, the light is calling
27:13Tears inside me, calm me down
27:21Midnight calling, midst of resolving
27:28Crown me with the pure green leaf
27:37Praise to my Father, blessed by the water
27:44Black light, dark sky, the devil's sky
28:13Black light, dark sky, the devil's sky
28:47Black light, dark sky, the devil's sky
29:17Black light, dark sky, the devil's sky
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