00:13My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly.
00:28He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:49I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:55His mission? Requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:13Oh my God, is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:26An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:29However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:37We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:47He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:58Superman son of a bitch got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about.
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get air, die on us.
02:16Get air, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
02:50Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
02:52Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
02:55Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
02:57Hey, ladies.
02:58Hey, fellas.
03:00And the people that don't give up.
03:02All the lovers.
03:03All the haters.
03:04And all the people that call themselves players.
03:07Hot mamas.
03:08Pimp daddies.
03:09And the people rolling up in caddies.
03:12Hey, rockers.
03:13Hip hoppers.
03:14And everybody, everybody, you're about to move it now
03:18Go back, hands up, hands down
03:20Back up, back up
03:21Tell me what you gonna do now
03:22Breathe in, now freeze out
03:24Hands up, back up
03:26Tell me what you gonna do now
03:27Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:29Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:32Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:47Laugh while you can
03:49You won't be much longer
03:51I met Dante once
03:53Worked with him on a protection job
03:55I've dealt with killers and roughnecks of every grade
03:59But this guy, he's something else
04:01The way he moved, the hits he took
04:05I'd be dead now if it wasn't for him
04:07And you'll be dead soon enough if you go after him
04:13Ain't no amount of money you could offer
04:16That'd be worth
04:16Five hundred thousand
04:19The bounty is five hundred thousand
04:21For whoever brings in Dante with the amulet
04:24And a bonus if he's alive for questioning
04:29Well, all right
04:32Let's go get him then
04:33We will be deploying a civilian asset
04:36To keep Dante distracted as you move in
04:38So if we're doing all the work
04:40Why'd you bring the Boy Scout Patrol here?
04:43They don't look like no jarheads to me
04:49These soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation
04:52You'll deliver the package to them
04:55The contract opens as of midnight tonight
04:58That's all
05:06You and the cap with the nice eyes
05:08Hold on a second
05:12You see something you like, sweetheart?
05:15What you said was correct
05:18We're not jarheads
05:21We're demon hunters
05:22You're joking
05:25I know
05:25It's a lot to take in
05:27Someone walks up and tells you
05:29Demons are real and it's my job to kill them
05:32You're thinking the same thing anyone else would
05:35But unfortunately, it's the truth
05:37The worst truth is that not only are demons real
05:41They're really fucking hard to kill
05:44We've had to come up with our own methods
05:46Like these
05:48Anti-demon bullets
05:50Hit a human with one and it works like any other bullet
05:53But hit a demon
05:55And this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with their DNA
05:59That's good to know
06:02Sometimes they pass for human
06:04They can even be incredibly convincing
06:07It's in the proportions
06:09The arms or legs will be a little too long
06:13Facial features too far apart
06:15Like they haven't quite evolved all the way
06:18There's also something in the eyes
06:20A void
06:22With a glimmer of a soul should be
06:26And of course the smell
06:28Vein mix
06:30Silver
06:31And cow shit
07:12Devil spawn mother fucker
07:15You were solid there boss
07:17Don't think I even saw you blink
07:19I knew I was in good hands
07:21Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species
07:27That's all that matters
07:28Indeed
07:29And our world could not ask for a better soldier
07:35Let him in
07:42Who the
07:43This is Anders
07:45Your newest member of Dotcom Elite Hops
07:47Anders
07:48Aren't you
07:49The only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush
07:51I've watched your mission tapes
07:53It is an honor to serve with you ma'am
07:55Uh
07:56Lieutenant
07:57Mary
07:59Lieutenant
07:59Got you
08:0010-10-10-10-4
08:02Welcome to the team chief
08:04You sure about this guy sir
08:05He requested this assignment
08:07God has tested him
08:08And he was found worthy
08:11Soldier
08:11Where is the asset?
08:12While I got you here
08:13Who do I talk to about the menu?
08:16Huh?
08:16I can't even get a decent play-doh
08:20Oh
08:20Uh
08:21So
08:23Wait
08:23What do I have to do again?
08:34Dante?
08:37Dante?
08:38You here?
08:41Hey Dante
08:43It's your buddy Enzo
08:52I was worried I missed ya
08:57Hey Enzo
08:58How've you been?
09:00I could do better to tell you the truth
09:02Like if you didn't have a barrel pressed to my temple right now
09:06Wish I could help you out there
09:07I do have a funny story for you though
09:09You're gonna love this
09:11So my last job
09:12The one you gave me
09:14It turned out to be a setup
09:16So a shape-shifting demon baby
09:18Could try to steal my necklace
09:20Crazy right?
09:21Oh
09:23That's the craziest thing I ever heard
09:29It wasn't my fault Dante
09:31Don't blame poor old Enzo
09:33I'm just a kid to leave
09:35I'm so funny
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job
09:38The white rabbit
09:39He's the one
09:41I set the whole thing up
09:43See?
09:44He comes into my office
09:45Talking all smooth
09:46And I'm mesmerized
09:53All we gotta do is get to him first
09:55And then split the 500
09:58Between us
09:59So you're saying you only sent me into a trap
10:02Because a demon that looks like a giant rabbit
10:04Tricked you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much
10:07Yeah
10:10All right
10:11That checks out
10:11What are you doing here?
10:13I brought you the second half of your fee
10:15Just cause the job was fake
10:17Don't mean you don't get paid, right?
10:21Pure, uncut, American greed
10:24And all you had to do was fight a baby for it
10:26And my own brother
10:28The shapeshifter showed up again later disguised as him
10:31Nothing like how he'd actually look now
10:33But still
10:33It was a good effort
10:36Your brother
10:37Talk about digging up the past, huh?
10:40You all right, kid?
10:42I keep telling you
10:42What's my only rule?
10:44I'll take any job that pays
10:45Especially if it involves killing demons
10:47Just as long as you don't have to care
10:50I know
10:52So
10:53You and me
10:54We're all good now, yeah?
10:55You know
10:56I look at you like my own son
10:58I would take a bullet for you
11:00Well
11:00Maybe not a bullet
11:01Definitely a blade
11:02Like a little jab
11:03Point is
11:04I would never
11:05Set you up like that on purpose
11:07So there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside
11:10Closing in around us right now?
11:13Okay
11:13I set you up this time
11:15But only cause they made me
11:16I know I've got another one of these
11:20There it is
11:21Look
11:22Dante
11:23Those guys out there
11:25Are after your necklace too
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them
11:28This thing
11:29Goes right to the top
11:30What say you just
11:32Give the bling to me
11:33And I'll take it over to him
11:35Huh?
11:35No muss
11:36No fuss
11:37I can't do it, Enzo
11:39She gave me this necklace
11:42This isn't just a necklace, Dante
11:44It's a part of our family's history
11:47I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe
11:51Always
11:53You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have
11:57No one is gonna take it from me
11:59Fair enough
12:00Well, I'll just, uh
12:02Let you get ready for the big throwdown then
12:04And, uh, and head on
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
12:06I didn't say we were good yet
12:27We're here for the amulet
12:29Drop the gun and hand it over
12:33I said drop the gun
12:39I don't think that's the guy
12:41Of course it's not the guy
12:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
12:43oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
12:44oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
12:47oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
12:51oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
12:59oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
13:13Who are we shooting at?
13:42Come on, you ain't shit, pal.
13:59Now we're good.
14:02Was the gag really necessary?
14:05Alright, I see your point.
14:08You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family heirloom is suddenly New York's hottest fashion accessory?
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:27I work better with music.
14:40I'll give you one thing.
14:41This guy's got taste.
14:42This guy's got taste.
15:02This guy's got taste.
15:09This guy's got taste.
15:12It plays like a casket, or truth to power, and silent play in a shadow of power.
15:17A street to call, monopolize, the camera's eyes are checked disguise.
15:21What's it case for the man who broke it for?
15:23For the vultures who faced the blood and oil, and the street to call?
15:28Monopolize, the hand of rage, storm your eyes, or defend the guards.
15:32The prince of war, who slough the banks, strip the body ranks.
15:35Or for the world, the son of a drunk lord.
15:38Now to be a boss, I'll be cut to call.
15:40Let's go! We're on a radio!
15:43Turn that shit up!
15:45Let's go! We're on a radio!
15:48Turn that shit up!
15:50Let's go! We're on a radio!
15:52Turn that shit up!
16:03How the fuck?
16:06I don't feel bad. I heal extremely fast.
16:09Like a superhero.
16:11Not that I call myself a superhero.
16:13But your mom does.
16:16Oh, Lord, you can...
16:19Oh, wind. Perfect.
16:36Hey, Pat.
16:38Are boys still getting their asses kicked?
16:41Yep.
16:43I feel bad for you, Doc.
16:45Your first time in the field, and we're not even gonna see action.
16:48Mm-mm.
16:49My brain is too valuable to risk taking it to a combat zone.
16:53I only came so I can examine the quantum transmitter at the soonest possible moment.
16:56Come on!
16:57You don't wanna pick up a sweet battle scar like my man here?
17:00King.
17:01What? I'm saying he's a badass!
17:03You went toe to paw with the white rabbit, and lived.
17:05I got lucky.
17:07That's all.
17:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:09Yo, yo, yo, yo.
17:09So, what was that?
17:13It looks like he can heal himself.
17:15Any explanations there, Doc?
17:17Uh, not at the moment.
17:20Is he genetically enhanced somehow?
17:22Hi, Vatiri.
17:26I'll be testing it shortly.
17:29Great.
17:30So the guy's some sort of super soldier, and he's wearing half the transmitter that keeps our reality from being
17:35swarmed by the armies of hell as a necklace.
17:38Yeah, he really is just wearing it, isn't he?
17:43Kind of makes you question Sparta's whole plan.
17:45Excuse me, but, um, what's an ancient Greek city state got to do with any of this?
17:50Not Sparta.
17:52Sparta.
17:53Did no one read the intelligence briefing I prepared?
17:57I read it.
18:03Sparta's the one hell-dweller who might be worth not vaporizing on sight.
18:07He was a demon knight.
18:09Whatever that means.
18:11Big bad warrior, blah, blah, blah.
18:15Served as the right hand of Mundus, the demon's king.
18:192,000 years ago when our world was still connected to their shithole.
18:23And Mundus wasn't happy just ruling the shithole.
18:27He wanted to conquer humanity, make slaves of us all.
18:31Typical demon shit.
18:33And I guess Sparta woke up one day and realized,
18:36Hey, this is evil as fuck.
18:39So he rebelled.
18:40He fought against Mundus, taking out hundreds of his own former legions.
18:45Kind of the least he could fucking do, really.
18:49But even he couldn't stop an entire world for abominations.
18:53The only way to protect humanity was to seal the realms off from each other.
18:59He himself stayed on our side.
19:02Which, if that's true, he's been M.I. fucking A whenever shit hits the fan for the past few millennia.
19:14So maybe he is just another pit beast after all.
19:33Dante, remember me?
19:36Let's see.
19:38Seven feet tall, face like someone carved a gargoyle out of beef jerky.
19:42I do remember.
19:43Arnie, right?
19:44How are the kids?
19:45Great, thanks.
19:47Julie just got into Yale.
19:50So, look.
19:51There's a big-ass bounty on that necklace of yours.
19:55I was thinking, you and me bring it in together, huh?
19:59Split the dough.
20:01Fifty-fifty.
20:03That's a better offer than someone made.
20:08But it's going to be hard now.
20:10Worth a shot.
20:12Sorry about the place.
20:14No hard feelings.
20:39I thought the big guy would get at least a hit in or something.
20:42Man, these dudes give low-life hired killers a bad name.
20:50Oh.
20:52Your daughters?
20:53I'm all they got, you know?
20:55So when I went to sign up for the army because there was no other option,
20:57and this recruiter comes up to me saying,
20:59I can join the important fight right here from home.
21:01He left out the demons from Hell Park, though.
21:03Kind of wish he led with the demons from Hell Park.
21:06I'm going to answer differently.
21:08It's time.
21:10I'm going in.
21:11Copy that, Lieutenant.
21:13You sure you don't need any help?
21:15Just get the truck warmed up.
21:29You sure you don't need any help?
21:31You sure you don't need any help?
21:31You sure you don't need any help?
21:31You sure you don't need any help?
21:33You sure you don't need any help?
21:33You sure you don't need any help?
21:33You sure you don't need any help?
21:34You sure you don't need any help?
21:34You sure you don't need any help?
21:34You sure you don't need any help?
21:34You sure you don't need any help?
21:36You don't need any help?
21:36You don't need any help?
21:38You don't need any help?
21:41You don't need any help?
21:43You don't need any help?
21:52Hey, that was actually kind of close.
21:56Closer than you think.
22:10Hey!
22:21Of course, the goon squad was a misdirect.
22:25Who was that chick?
22:28What a woman!
22:29I don't care who she is.
22:31I made a promise.
22:34And I'm going to keep it.
22:39So, who here is looking for representation?
22:56I'm going to keep it.
23:18Oh, what's in that thing?
23:19I watched you fighting and wondered, what the fuck kind of person can just shake off bullets like that?
23:25A really, really awesome one?
23:27Or not a person at all.
23:29That was an anti-demon round I hit you with.
23:31Which means, no matter how good you might be at hiding it, you're a demon.
23:42Ripped an irresistible dreamboat, I know.
23:44You still can't just tear a guy's clothes off.
23:46You're not demon, but you're blood.
23:49I've heard it was possible.
23:50I never thought I'd see one, though.
23:53You're a hybrid.
23:54Part human, part demon.
23:56Wait, you think I'm part demon?
23:58You are.
23:59And I've got the one weapon on earth.
24:01You can't...
24:09Let's go.
24:42Let's go.
25:16Let's go.
25:51Let's go.
25:54Let's go.
25:54Let's go.
26:21Let's go.
26:25Let's go.
26:52Let's go.
27:06Let's go.
27:11Let's go.
27:17Let's go.
27:25Let's go.
27:32Let's go.
27:46Let's go.
27:48Let's go.
27:51Let's go.
27:52Let's go.
28:07Let's go.
28:10Let's go.
28:12you
28:49you
29:19you
29:54you
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