00:01If you think Tex and Zerg, along with Randall and Syndrome, boy it's gonna be way worse than these three.
00:07Let me tell you how I find this DVD.
00:09I was a huge fan of Transformers, and on this day, I still love them.
00:14While I was broke off looking for Transformers movies nor cartoons, I realized I saw the THX trailer.
00:21The title says Tex and Megatron trailer.
00:24Wow, I had never seen that DVD before, and this DVD was released in 2008, on December.
00:31And yes, once again, I got it for free again.
00:34So I went home, get the disc out of the case, and put it to my Xbox 360.
00:40The only opening to this DVD was the DreamWorks logo, DreamWorks Home Entertainment.
00:45Then it cut to a DVD menu. Wow!
00:48The DVD background is Optimus fighting with Megatron, and behind Megatron is Tex.
00:53Anyway, the options were, play trailer, and visit Hasbro.com or DreamWorks.com.
00:59I pressed play the trailer, but before the trailer started, there was a warning.
01:03This trailer was made for the actual release of Twilight.
01:06And despite not being THX certified, please watch this at your own risk.
01:11Few of this question have sufficed.
01:12Alright, who's gonna win?
01:14The trailer started with four vehicles.
01:16It was Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Ratchet, and Bumblebee.
01:21They transported two robots, and they were looking for a villain.
01:25Autobots, you must find a robot who kill a lot of people who fear him and his company.
01:31Just then, Tex flew down, just like the moon can, as a jump scare, along with Megatron.
01:37Optimus, look, it's the red robot, said Ironhide.
01:41Megatron, how did you not die, said Optimus.
01:45We meet again, Prime. We meet again, said Megatron.
01:50What are you all Autobots doing here, said Tex.
01:53You listen to here, Red Robot. Killing people who fear you're coming was not the problem.
01:58Did you know you used to be scared of your logo?
02:01Just think about people who are fear you.
02:03You have to respect people who are scared of you and tell them you're sorry.
02:07Wretched is that, a weirder old Pixar character he is.
02:10Back in Genesis 6, where Pixar's 20th anniversary, Pixar characters are amazing.
02:15Not trash.
02:16I agree with that. As for you Megatron, you need to stop trying to destroy the planet Earth.
02:22If you two are going to keep it up, we're going to know if I enjoy you to get your
02:25execution.
02:26Or even worse, we will take you down, said the Autobots.
02:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You can defeat me and Tex. I don't eat sex, said Megatron.
02:37Let's get this red robot before he'll destroy our plan.
02:40Autobots, roll out!
02:42The Autobots, especially Bumblebee, charges up at Megatron and Tex.
02:46When Bumblebee was about to make contact with Tex, Barricade transformed and attacked Bumblebee.
02:52Well, well, well, yellow car. It's me, Barricade. It's time for my revenge!
03:00No! No! Get on Bumblebee! Don't get killed! Yell Ultimus.
03:05But it was too late. Barricade took off Bumblebee's head off.
03:08My god! Why would Barricade kill Bumblebee? I yelled.
03:13Autobots, one of you will take out this as cons while the odds go towards Sam and Mikaela.
03:18Optimus reminded. Transform and roll out!
03:21Three Autobots transform into their vehicles and drive away as fast as they can.
03:26Time to take out this pickup truck, said Tex.
03:30Hey! You don't call me a pickup truck! yelled Ironhide.
03:34He transform and tries to attack Tex.
03:36Suddenly, Tex has a shotgun.
03:38Tex dodges from Ironhide.
03:40Where did you go, you little robot bully? Right behind you.
03:45What?
03:46Just then, Tex shoots Ironhide.
03:48Just like in the dark of the moon, he was all rusted and deaf.
03:53Oh my god! Ironhide! I yelled. He was my favorite Transformers character along with Bumblebee.
03:59No! Ironhide!
04:01Ratchet, you take out the subcons. I'll reward Sam and Mikaela.
04:05You got it, Optimus.
04:06They transform again into their vehicles. The two Autobots still continue driving.
04:11Until Starscream and Blackout arrived.
04:14Well, well, well. If it ain't Autobots.
04:17Get him, Blackout.
04:19Blackout grabs Ratchet.
04:21Ratchet train throws and begins to punch.
04:23But Blackout was too strong.
04:25Let me go, you little subcons.
04:27Never!
04:29Yelled Starscream.
04:31Blackout!
04:31Would you like to do the honors?
04:33Then Blackout got his rotoblade raid and kills Ratchet.
04:37Oh no, Roger.
04:39There's only one me to left me to do.
04:41Stop the robot!
04:43Optimus reminded himself.
04:45Tex drops down, is it?
04:47You're ready to be defeated, giant one?
04:49Asked Tex creepily.
04:51Let's finish this, you red robot!
04:54Optimus yelled.
04:55Suddenly, Tex grabs the cubes and fired up at Optimus.
04:59Yaaagh!
05:00Screamed Optimus.
05:02Optimus's danishes was destroyed.
05:05Tex and Megatron appeared.
05:07Hello, Prime.
05:09It's me, Megatron.
05:11And we are going to destroy the Earth.
05:14Said Megatron.
05:15That's right.
05:16I'm gonna help Megatron destroy the planet.
05:19Said Tex.
05:21You guys are not going to destroy the planet.
05:23I will call more Autobots to attack you.
05:25Would you like to do the honors, Tex?
05:28Asked Megatron.
05:29You bet!
05:30Said Tex.
05:31Tex grabbed his chainsaw.
05:33And once the chainsaw was about to make contact with Optimus,
05:36the screen cuts to black.
05:38It shone a black screen for six seconds.
05:40A shot of THX Mooncan was there.
05:43And a deep note raises.
05:45But this time, people were screaming.
05:48And the deep note faded.
05:49Until Tex and Megatron dropped down.
05:53Hello, Autobots fans.
05:55It is I, Megatron.
05:57And I'm back.
05:59That's right.
06:00I even help out for them.
06:02And do you want to know why?
06:03Because they disrespect me and my logo.
06:06And they kill Megatron.
06:08And thanks to my Decepticon team, even Tex.
06:12So listen here, close viewers.
06:14Yeah.
06:15If you ever feel me, my company, Decepticons, or Megatron,
06:19we will destroy your planet.
06:21That's right.
06:22If you ever feel Tex, THX, or Decepticon, or me,
06:27we will destroy your planet.
06:29Have a good night, and sweet nightmares.
06:32Tex flew up to the next guy.
06:34And also, Megatron, Transformers, flew up to the next guy.
06:38Instead of the audience listening, it was the Decepticon logo.
06:42Oh my god, I said.
06:45Then, the DVD ended.
06:47And it took me back to the menu.
06:49If Megatron kills Optimus, that means the Fallen is coming.
06:54So, this trailer was a sequel to Transformers,
06:57and also a prequel, too, we're here to the Fallen.
07:00So, I took a screenshot of the DVD,
07:03and take out the disc in the Xbox 360,
07:06put it back in the case, and smash it with a hammer.
07:10That night, I had a nightmare of Megatron and Tex,
07:14along with the Decepticons, trying to attack me.
07:16But don't worry, I'm always still side with the Autobots.
07:20One shall stand, one shall fall.
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