00:01It all started on a lovely afternoon, as I was watching Toy Story 2, one of the greatest movies I
00:08watched so far from this year, but then I heard a knock at the door. I got up, walked at
00:14the door, and opened it.
00:15Once I opened it, I saw what appeared to be a cardboard box, what, but I haven't ordered anything this
00:22past night, I said, but there must be something cool inside, so I shrugged it off, and carried the box
00:29inside.
00:29Once I did, I closed the door. I opened up the box, and it was what appeared to be another
00:35THX Tex trailer DVD. The cover consisted of Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, and Luke Sojr in a dark background,
00:44which was the THX hideout, and the THX logo was behind them, while Tex and Zerg are in the background.
00:51The DVD title was, THX, Zerg's Return. It was pretty strange considering Zerg had already died in the 7th lost
00:59THX Tex trailer by the real Tex, but I shrugged and took out the disc and put it into the
01:05DVD player.
01:05The DVD started with the Walt Disney Home Entertainment logo, and the piracy, it's a crime, advertisement. It then cut
01:14straight to the DVD menu. The DVD menu looked really great to look at. It consisted of the Tex, Zerg,
01:21Mickey, Goofy, Donald, and Luke Sojr in colored boxes.
01:25The menu looked very similar to the Texans again Tex and Randall DVD menace. There were also 4 menu options
01:32like the Tex and Randall menu as well. Play trailer, visit THX, subtitles, and DVD credits.
01:40I pressed play so I can watch it. Just then, a warning came up on screen. This trailer was made
01:46all the way back in October of 2020 for the release of IT, Chapter 2, despite not being THX certified.
01:54Later in 2021, this trailer was re-released in cinemas on September 6, 2021, until December 26, 2021, for horror
02:07movies in honor of the Disney show, Mika Mouse.
02:09Also, this trailer must not be viewed by minors due to the nature of this trailer. Viewer discretion is advised.
02:17Crap. I muttered. Here we go again.
02:19The trailer started. It showed the THX logo from the MU-CAN. Trailer, just then, Mickey, Goofy, Donald, and Luke
02:28Sojr walked into the shot.
02:30Alright guys! Mickey told his friends.
02:33There is a red psychopath robot named Tex going on the loose, killing so many innocent people all because they
02:39were afraid of him and his company, which is no reason to kill someone over.
02:44But don't worry Junior, Tex will never kill us, because he doesn't know where we...
02:48Before Mickey could finish his sentence, an evil chuckle could be heard.
02:52What was that? Donald asked in fear.
02:55Just then, Tex dropped down next to them.
02:58Hello Sparkies!
03:00Tex said, chuckling evilly.
03:02It's you!
03:03Mickey angrily said, pointing to Tex with his hand.
03:07We heard that you killed so many innocent people all because they were afraid of you and your company.
03:12That is no reason to kill someone over.
03:14We will call the police on you and get you arrested and sentenced to prison, as long as we have
03:18enough evidence to expose you.
03:20Goofy said comfortingly to Tex, pointing his finger at him.
03:24Tex then chuckled evilly after what Mickey and Goofy said.
03:28Do you really think you can arrest me?
03:30I don't think so, but do you want to know what I am going to do to you?
03:35What is it?
03:36Donald asked.
03:37It's time to play with the sexy Texie tonight.
03:40Tex shouted.
03:41He grabbed out his chainsaw to kill them.
03:44Guys, we need to get out of here now!
03:46Mickey reminded Goofy and Donald.
03:48The four of them then ran off in fear.
03:51Tex was chasing them with his chainsaw, chuckling evilly.
03:54While Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Luke So Jr. were running, they found a store that resembled Target.
04:01Quick, get inside!
04:03Mickey shouted to his friends.
04:05The four of them then ran inside the store and hid in the bathroom, so Tex wouldn't find them.
04:10Tex then flew into the store, looking for them.
04:13Oh, you four sparkies, where are you?
04:17Tex cooed.
04:18Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you.
04:21I'm only going to kill you really bad.
04:23Just then, out of nowhere, Zerg appeared behind Mickey, Goofy, Donald, and Luke So.
04:30Once he found them they screamed in horror.
04:33Hello, you three!
04:34Zerg said, chuckling evilly.
04:37Oh no!
04:38Mickey said in fear.
04:39Guys, quick! Let's get out of here!
04:42Donald remarked.
04:43Mickey and Luke So Jr. then ran for their lives, screaming in pain, while Donald and Goofy ran left.
04:50Tex then heard this and flew into the air.
04:52He then noticed Mickey and Luke So Jr. getting chased by Zerg.
04:56Now it's time to die!
04:59Tex said evilly.
05:00He flew toward Mickey and grabbed him by the ear.
05:03Mickey then screamed in anguish as he got grabbed by Tex's arm.
05:07Tex then flew up to the air, holding Mickey by the arm.
05:11Ready to farmhouse?
05:12Tex asked.
05:14No! Put it down properly!
05:16Mickey angrily responded.
05:18Tex then said.
05:19Okay.
05:20He let go of Mickey, leaving him to plummet to the ground.
05:23Mickey screamed in pain, until he fell into a cardboard box.
05:28Also, the lines that Tex and Mickey said are a reference to the Tex and Zerg trailer.
05:32Tex then drops down next to Mickey, getting ready to kill him with his chainsaw.
05:37Please don't kill me!
05:40Mickey begged, sobbing for mercy.
05:42Time to rock and roll with the sexy Texie!
05:45Tex yelled.
05:46He started up his chainsaw.
05:48Zerg walked next to the THX logo and started to choke Luke So Jr. to death.
05:53Tex then saws Mickey's eyes, as Mickey started to scream in pain.
05:57Tex then grabs a match.
05:59And Tex lights the match and finally drops it.
06:02The match started burning Mickey inside the box, as Mickey started screaming in pain the
06:08second time.
06:09Zerg throws Luke So Jr., and he was falling towards the box.
06:13Right before he made contact with the box, the screen cut to black.
06:17It then cut to a park at night.
06:19It showed a man that resembled Tom Kenny, the actor who voiced SpongeBob in the new hit
06:25TV show series SpongeBob SquarePants, sitting on a bench.
06:29After three minutes of him sitting, he got up, and left the park that night.
06:34However, while he was walking home, he heard a noise inside one of the bushes.
06:40He went to see where it came from, until a figure came out of the bushes.
06:45Revealing Tex.
06:46It's time to cook some pizza with the sexy Texie!
06:50Tex shouted.
06:50He flies out of the bushes, chasing the man.
06:54While the man was screaming in fear, he then tripped on a rock and got back up on his rear.
07:00Tex then started up his chainsaw, as the man screamed in pain.
07:04Right before the chainsaw made contact with him, the screen cut to black.
07:08It then cut to Goofy in a forest, walking down the path.
07:12When Goofy made it to the haunted house, he then walked inside, and the floor made a creak.
07:18This made Goofy nervous.
07:19Who's here?
07:20Goofy asked bravely.
07:22Come on out right this instance!
07:24Show yourself now!
07:26After saying his sentence, he heard a chainsaw noise in the basement.
07:30He walked down the stairs, still having that brave face.
07:33Just then, he noticed something horrifying.
07:36It was a mouse corpse.
07:38It resembled Minnie Mouse.
07:39She was cut in the chest.
07:41Her eyes were ripped out.
07:43Her tongue was eaten.
07:44There was blood splatters everywhere on her body.
07:46Her teeth were smashed.
07:48Her heart was half eaten.
07:50Her brain and voice box were torn apart.
07:53And her feet and arms were sliced in a shocking way.
07:56Goofy started gagging when he saw Minnie's corpse.
07:59He then noticed a red hat on the floor.
08:02He keeled down to examine it.
08:04I recognize this heart.
08:05Goofy said, picking it up off the ground.
08:08Just then, a robotic arm grabs the red hat from Goofy's arms.
08:13It then put on the hat and chuckles.
08:15The shadow then came out of the darkness.
08:17When it did, it was revealed to be Tex.
08:20He was holding his chainsaw in his right hand.
08:23Hello, Goofy.
08:25Tex said, hold on a second.
08:27How do you know my name?
08:29Goofy asked in confusion.
08:30Were you spying on us?
08:32No.
08:33Tex said, but I knew you were afraid of my company.
08:37You're crazy.
08:39Goofy yells.
08:40Killing people over a company?
08:42I will call the police, right?
08:43But before Goofy could finish his sentence, Tex started up his chainsaw and sliced Goofy's nose off.
08:50Ouch.
08:51Goofy yelled.
08:52That was painful.
08:54Exactly.
08:55Now it's time to die.
08:57Tex shouted.
08:58He then slices his head off, leaving blood everywhere on the ground.
09:02Tex then laughed maniacally as Goofy died.
09:05It the cut to Donald at the airport, holding his suitcases on his left arm and his right arm.
09:10Right before he got onto the plane however, Tex grabs him, and flies into the sky.
09:17You have a fear of heights, do you?
09:19Tex asked Donald.
09:20Yes!
09:21Not put me down properly!
09:23Donald replied.
09:24Well, enjoy your fall.
09:26Tex said.
09:27He let go of Donald, and Donald hit the ground.
09:30Blood splatters everywhere on his body.
09:32It faded to black, after 15 seconds it cut to the THX logo back in the hideout.
09:38The same screaming deep note from the first Tex and Surge trailer raised and played, but
09:43this time it had those screams of Mickey's, Donald's, and Goofy's.
09:48Just then, Tex dropped down to the ground just like how he did in the Moo Ken trailer.
09:53Hello, fans.
09:54I have killed all your favorite Mickey Mouse characters, along with a stupid lamp.
10:00Now here's this, viewers.
10:01If you are ever afraid of me or THX, I will kill you till you die.
10:07Pleasant dreams!
10:10He then flew into the darkness, chuckling evilly.
10:14Just then, the famous slogan dropped down, but it was covered in blood.
10:18As this screen was displayed, Tex's chuckle can still be heard echoing in the background.
10:23It then faded out.
10:25Just when I thought the DVD was over however, a jump scare of Suicide Mouse.
10:30Avi's face appeared on screen, and there was blood going down his eyes.
10:35In the background was a woman screaming, scaring the crap out of me.
10:38The DVD finally ended.
10:40I ejected the DVD, put it back into its case, and threw it into the closet.
10:46Good God, what did I just see?
10:48I can't believe Tex killed Mickey, Goofy, Donald, and even Luke So Jr.
10:54I never watched another THX trailer ever again.
10:57This was the scariest THX trailer than the Tex and Zerg trailer.
11:01I already knew those stupid thugs made this THX trailer.
11:05Those stupid punks will deserve it very soon.
11:16Thank you so much for watching.
