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00:00You
00:49Okay boys it sounds like a grand affair in there now let's show them our invitations
01:11come on stop right now tell me why are we in such a hurry there's coppers coming arthur precisely
01:20one minute past 10 o'clock
01:37oh
01:52down there
02:07down there
02:09over there
02:18down there
02:32someone paid you
02:35who
02:36who
02:40you don't have to tell me
02:43now i can fucking guess did he call me a leafy eagle by any chance
02:50you did this for money
02:53no
02:53you did
02:54no
02:55didn't think to just ask
02:56i gotta stop it
02:57open your mouth
02:59open your fucking mouth
03:03no
03:04no
03:04no
03:04no
03:05no
03:18no
03:22no
03:25no
03:31no
03:32no
03:32no
03:32no
03:41no
04:01no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:04no
04:05you must cut the ropes
04:05run away for a check in the post for your services
04:08no no please no arthur please
04:12what we have is not a service
04:15no
04:17no
04:27no
04:28no
04:29no
04:29no
04:32no
04:33Henry will soon learn, I am a wild enemy to have.
04:41Go away.
04:59Have you heard from the Luther of the town of Alima?
05:02Times were going hard with him, in fact the man was woke.
05:06He just allowed a notice to the neighbors one and all,
05:09as how he'd like their company that evening at a ball.
05:12And one right note, he was careful to suggest to them,
05:14if they found a hat of his convenience to the door,
05:17the more they put in, whenever he requested them,
05:20the better would the music be for better than the floor with the tooth.
05:23And the flute and the twiddle of the fiddle-o,
05:26up and in the middle like a heron on the griddle-o,
05:29up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall.
05:31Oh, hadn't we the gaiety that filled the fluted ball?
05:36So then fill the fluter, tip-toe into the little crooked patch.
05:39I think it's nearly time to see for passing round the hatch.
05:42So Betty passed the coffin round and looking mighty cute,
05:45says you've got to pay the piper when he's soothing on the flute.
05:48What on earth are you doing?
05:50Taking samples of water from the stream that feeds into the lake.
05:55I saw you take a fall.
05:58Did you laugh?
05:59Yes, of course.
06:01The great man stumbles.
06:05There are three streams from three different natural springs which feed the lake.
06:09I'm taking samples of all three back to the brewery.
06:12Our specialists who test the purity of the water can tell me which is the most pure.
06:29And I will dig a well.
06:30You will send the clean spring water to Clunebrew.
06:35I will erect several water pumps.
06:38Fear not, each of them will be labelled with the Guinness name and a harp.
06:42Because as we established last night,
06:44all acts of kindness must be publicly branded for the good of a company.
06:49I suppose that means you'll make us put the harp on our housing trust building.
06:52Well, we are detonating half of Dublin for you and them.
06:55Under the Guinness name.
07:00You could have sent someone else to collect the water samples and save your clothes.
07:05Just wanted to do something.
07:07Couldn't really sleep last night.
07:12Yesterday I found out you were not who I thought you were.
07:15And that we might have more in common than I thought.
07:31It's fine.
07:33Please.
07:34Please!
07:55Please!
08:05Please!
08:06Please!
08:06Please!
08:10Please!
08:14Please!
08:16Tea?
08:18What?
08:19That's just the way you say tea
08:21Pretty brightly
08:23Like flicking crystal glass
08:26Whatever do you mean, my love?
08:27When you arrived home last night
08:28At half past one in the morning
08:30And I looked out my window
08:31I saw you get out of the carriage
08:32And throw up into the fountain
08:33Mm-hmm
08:35Oysters
08:35Oysters
08:37Tea
08:38What an oyster
08:39Toil your clothes into blood last night
08:49It was a pursuit
08:51Running into alleys
08:52Leaping over rotten fences
08:57Hiding
08:59Hiding from the police
09:03No, I really don't know the police
09:05I really don't deserve tenderness
09:07It's all my fault
09:08My fault in my stupid family's name
09:11What matters
09:12My love
09:15Is that you escaped
09:18And therefore nothing really happened
09:21Life continues
09:22Your reputation is unblemished
09:23And when the next election comes around
09:25You can stand again for parliament
09:28And peas are above the law
09:30I almost get arrested
09:33And the next day you have me standing for election
09:36I want you
09:37To have power
09:39I don't want to be married to a brewer
09:42I want to be married to a government minister
09:45A knighthood
09:47Lord Arthur Guinness
09:48Only love will get you caught
09:50Find someone
09:51Fuck them
09:52Hail a cab and come safely home
09:56Just so you know
09:57I can't bear to be the face of another scandal
09:59Dubliners hate me
10:01Arthur
10:02As husband and wife
10:03We decide these things together
10:06And together
10:09We will soon realise that I'm always right
10:13Beg your pardon sir
10:14Madam
10:15Mr. Rafferty is here
10:17I'm not sure at whose request but
10:20Mine
10:23I've got a job for him
10:26It is science
10:29That has helped me to discover the truth
10:31And I have calculated
10:43I have calculated
10:45That we are now living in the sixth unsabbatic day of creation
10:51That it is 6,000 years since Adam was betrayed by Eve
10:58And therefore by this calculation
11:02It is scientifically proven
11:04Uncle Henry
11:06I've come to hear your confession
11:15And therefore by this calculation
11:17It is scientifically proven
11:20That the end of the world
11:22Is coming to pass
11:24Very, very soon
11:34How dare you interrupt
11:36A secret sermon inside the house of darkness
11:39I have permission from Sir Arthur Guinness
11:42To be myself
11:43To be absolutely myself
11:46Regardless of your kinship
11:51I am capable of sacrilege by deed even here
11:56And it would be deeply unholy of you
11:58To provoke me into a passion that I cannot control
12:01You are threatening my life on behalf of your master
12:04My master
12:05Who you once compared
12:08To a liffy eel
12:10An eel
12:12Who you said
12:14You had boiled the gills
12:24You had boiled the gills
12:28Henry, grab
12:35Unless my master is threatening your life
12:45At first I thought that the sons would be softer than their father
12:49But they are not
12:50With their steam ships and their locomotives
12:53And their global plans
12:55They will not be stopped
12:56Which is why they need you gone
12:58To a place away from Dublin
13:01Enough to get you and your family to London
13:04I will not be bullied
13:05By an unrighteous
13:07Mandrake Marianne
13:10Cockalded by his own father
13:14Well then tear up the cheque
13:18And I swear to God
13:20Here in his own house
13:24This Sunday
13:27When your congregation comes to this church
13:30They will hear the grave news
13:33That their holy prophet was found
13:35Washed up on the rocks
13:36At the foot of the pill bag lighthouse
13:40With lampreys riding in his throat
13:43And leeches sucking on his eyes
14:11We're far away from heaven
14:12And we're far away from hell
14:14Living in the endlessness
14:16And waiting for you
14:17The strings are getting bigger
14:19But this house is big enough
14:21Sir, the room is closed
14:23They're taking down the old tenements
14:25To make way for the new Guinness housing estate
14:27I'm not afraid of a bit of progress
14:52Dear Byron
14:53I'm writing to share glad tidings from Dublin
14:57You should know that the prophets
14:59That are flowing from New York
15:00Are being used to serve God's purpose
15:02The secret deal which you struck
15:05With our Fenian friends
15:06Is therefore
15:07The disreputable means
15:09To a virtuous end
15:12In this work
15:13I'm supported by the women
15:14Of the Guinness Trust
15:16Who never cease to surprise me
15:18With their devotion to the cause
15:24I am also working tirelessly
15:26To build bridges with the Fenians
15:35And I must say
15:36I am finding their representatives
15:38Reasonable
15:39And indeed agreeable
15:57This political intercourse
15:59Is resulting in
16:00Many happy outcomes
16:07I am doing this on behalf
16:09Of my brother
16:09Who is being persuaded
16:10To stand for Parliament
16:12Which is why
16:13I am writing to you
16:15Since you have been
16:16So successful
16:17In selling our beer
16:18To the people of America
16:19Perhaps you can be
16:20Just as successful
16:22Selling my brother
16:23To the people of Dublin
16:25By the time you return
16:26You will see parts of the city
16:28Much changed
16:30You may also come home
16:31To find me changed
16:33Edward
16:44All of the new trust homes
16:46Are within the sound
16:47Of St. Patrick's Cathedral's bells
16:49Look
16:49Feel
16:51And rejoice
16:52Clean water
16:53In every home
16:54And a water closet
16:55And ash closet
16:56In every home too
16:57Even for the bachelors
16:58So
16:58You and Edward
17:00Have been working together
17:01Into the night
17:03The year
17:04And using an absurd amount of candles
17:06And I know
17:07Because I see the trust accounts
17:09And in the flickering candlelight
17:13With all that passion in the air
17:15Of doing good works
17:18Feeling that you are actually
17:20Making a difference
17:20In the world
17:21And in that moment
17:23As of yet
17:23There has not been
17:24One single kiss
17:27Let me show you the bedrooms
17:28Each have their own fireplace
17:58Not one kiss
18:26What word
18:29Then there is hope
18:31What do you mean hope?
18:32I don't want bloody hope
18:35As if a woman alone
18:36Is hopeless
18:38No
18:38This is all nonsense
18:40Because today
18:41Is a celebration
18:41I hate Fridays
19:01Here
19:02Stop complaining
19:09As I understand
19:10From that diagnosis
19:11Who was told by Anne
19:12Who was told by Adelaide
19:13That in her opinion
19:14Adelaide would now
19:15Respond favorably
19:16To a proposal
19:17Of marriage for me
19:17Yes
19:18I know
19:19Thank you
19:20Well
19:23About time isn't it?
19:25About time for what?
19:26I got married
19:27Surely it's your time
19:28It's not about taking turns
19:33Ah
19:33I see
19:37It's about the Finian girl
19:44I understand
19:45From Olivia
19:46Who was told by Potter
19:47That you've had a letter
19:48From the leader
19:49Of the Conservative Party
19:50Fucking Potter
19:51Mr. Disraeli himself
19:52Has written to you
19:53And asked you to stand
19:54For Conservative Party candidate
19:55For Dublin
19:56At the next election
19:57Yes
19:57And I've bloody declined
19:58Even though it would be
19:58Very much in the best interest
20:00Of the company
20:10No need to pour
20:11Thank you
20:27Apparently there was
20:27A significant kiss
20:28Or something
20:29Which might have changed things
20:30I'm not sure
20:31Apparently in the letter
20:32Potter read
20:32Disraeli was virtually
20:33Begging you to stand
20:34Should we actually
20:34Just get fucking rid of Potter
20:35So I suppose my question
20:36Is why would you not stand
20:37And my question to you
20:38Is why would you not marry
20:50Well as someone with long experience
20:58Is that you and this woman in the dark
21:03Is that you and this woman in the dark
21:04Can never be together
21:06So you must find happiness
21:07In the world of what is possible
21:13I always instinctively reject your advice
21:16And I reject yours instinctively
21:17However
21:21It appears that Anne and Olivia
21:23Are suggesting that for the good of the company
21:27We both grow up
21:31And fulfill our father's dream
21:33Of becoming true aristocracy
21:37Come on
21:38I will run for election
21:40And you will go say goodbye
22:07I have just drafted a leaflet which explains
22:09That a language the common Dubliner can understand
22:11Why home rule is a logical first step
22:13Towards an independent Ireland
22:15Also my landlady has requested
22:17An extra ten shillings a week
22:18In return for turning a blind eye to your visit
22:20So I said it would be okay
22:23For a little while
22:25It will not be necessary
22:27Why will it not be necessary?
22:31My brother has decided
22:35To stand for the Conservative Party
22:37In the forthcoming election
22:39Supporting the union
22:40But I will make sure
22:42He will not burn the bridges
22:43You and I have built
22:44Ellen, you have my word
22:45The word of a Guinness brother means what?
22:48Look, it's
22:50An unspoken agreement
22:57If there are other things
22:59Going unspoken
23:00I suggest you speak them now
23:11We feel
23:15For the duration of the election
23:17We feel it's best
23:18If I don't come here
23:19We?
23:21Look, Arthur's political opponents
23:23Will be looking for any weakness
23:25Oh, and I'm your weakness
23:26You know you have been my weakness
23:44Yes, I feel that it is time
23:49For both of us
23:52To become realistic
23:54But you will need a man
23:56A permanent man
24:01And all this time you've been temporary
24:07And I came here today
24:10To tell you that I have been thinking
24:14And now I'm certain
24:16I think I'm
24:19I've been thinking that I will propose
24:24To her
24:26To Adelaide
24:32You mean your lady of divine mercy
24:35Who builds your houses to ease your guilt
24:37Look, I could stand here
24:39And lie
24:40Like almost every other man of my class
24:42And have two fireplaces to sit at
24:44But I am not that man
24:47Are you in love with me, Edward?
24:50Because I know that you want to work
24:54Yes
24:58I once was
25:00I see it clearly
25:02Arthur gets elected
25:04Edward gets himself a suitable wife
25:06In the brewery
25:06The holy, sacred fucking brewery
25:09Goes on from strength to strength
25:10Because in all the world, Edward
25:12When it comes down to blood and beer
25:13The brewery is all that matters
25:32You've never lied to me, Edward
25:33But you lie to yourself
25:36You tell yourself this is one law
25:38Replacing another
25:39But in truth
25:40This is you running away from me
25:43Because I am bad for business
25:50Go home
25:52To where you belong
25:55Save yourself ten shillings
26:11Oh, when we sailed you in
26:15Behind the springtime
26:19Float all note
26:21New among my mind
26:24You hold the note
26:28The note just moves the movement
26:33Let go of the note
26:35And so move everything
26:41I can't come to quantify the feeling
26:46I was walking home
26:51After the dreaming
26:59Tighter
27:00Yes, ma'am
27:01Leave it
27:09I don't pay you to stand around gawking
27:12Sorry, ma'am
27:14Try again
27:25I was told you wanted to see me
27:30Yes
27:37How are you?
27:39Things are as you know them to be
27:43Good
27:48Elise
27:50Last two weeks
27:52She has been
27:53So concerned
27:57Has she shared a concern with you?
28:03A fear of a certain kind
28:06Has been shared with me
28:10I sense gentleness
28:13In you and her
28:16Sex I will accept
28:17But not tenderness
28:18They are the same
28:19You can be the same
28:20She can be the same
28:22But there is nature
28:23Which might have intervened
28:30An accident, perhaps
28:35I expected you to take precaution
28:37Well, sometimes she insists
28:39Stop
28:44With the election coming
28:45We cannot afford scandals
28:51She is taking an awfully long time
28:53To get ready
28:53Even for her
28:55It's as if she's been forced
28:57To change into a different dress
28:59Well, we should pray not
29:00What?
29:02Pray?
29:03Pray to who?
29:05Whoever blesses an arrangement
29:06Like ours
29:08It's not God
29:12Lady Olivia will be here presently
29:15The carriage is being brought around
29:32I had to choose a different dress
29:34Yes
29:36Oh dear, oh dear
29:38Now, we can always
29:40Figure out a way
29:41Perhaps we should speak about this
29:43After the wedding
29:46Today is a wonderful, wonderful day
29:49And there will be no lumps
29:50And no grumps
29:50After you will
29:52Smile
30:10Ah, Potter
30:11One more thing
30:12Yes, sir
30:13We're putting you on the door
30:13What door?
30:15The door of the cathedral
30:16We've heard that our dear brother Benjamin
30:18Has been drinking again
30:19He's coming up from London alone
30:20God help us
30:21If he makes it to the church
30:22Make sure you take Potter
30:23Make sure you keep him outside
30:25Yes
30:26Oh, Arthur
30:26Have you remembered to put the bottle of water
30:28In Dodo's carriage?
30:29Yes, yes, yes
30:30What water?
30:31My brother and his future wife
30:32Have some kind of private joke
30:33About clean water
30:34Being more precious than vintage champagne
30:35Edward, look at me
30:37Please
30:39You're a Guinness
30:40Sir Edward, your carriage awaits
30:42If you want me
30:44To tell the times
30:46When I was just 15
30:52I'm set out at me
30:54I want you
30:58I want you
31:01Edward, your carriage
31:06By a spirit
31:14Someone please shut that child up
31:16Arthur
31:21Benjamin
31:21Benjamin
31:23I know
31:24Good night
31:25Husband
31:26Thank you
31:48There's nothing to see here
31:49Move on
32:16What the fuck?
32:19You've been at your brother's wedding
32:20And you had too much to drink
32:22You must have fallen asleep
32:24They left you here
32:25Because they have no regard for you
32:33Would you like a drink?
32:35God, yes
32:42I knew what would happen
32:44They have no love for you
32:45Penny pinch your inheritance
32:47Leave you to sleep at the table
32:48And probably laughed at you
32:52One of the maids told me you were here
32:55And I heard you came to the wedding alone
33:01My wife
33:03Is disgusted with me
33:06Because I'm drinking again
33:08Well, I am not disgusted with you
33:10Benjamin
33:10And I never
33:11Will be
33:15I know
33:22Stop, stop, stop
33:28I came here
33:30Like an angel of mercy
33:31To show you what real love is
33:33I did
33:34I did
33:35I did
33:35I did
33:37I did
34:19when clearing up after a party
34:22you start with the broken glass
34:24all the food you can throw away
34:28the booze
34:29you keep for me
34:30to inspect
34:32it's a shame to waste it
34:43those of you ladies
34:45new to house
34:46the rule is that
34:48copulating couples
34:49must not be disturbed
34:50and are to be cleaned around
34:54go ahead there Nola
35:09did you come to admire the view
35:11shouldn't you be in some grand bed consummating your vows
35:16take a seat mr. champion
35:25i've been reading in the papers there's an election coming
35:29i did we teach the working classes to read
35:32i also read that you're running for office again mr. Guinness
35:35so if politics is back on the agenda
35:39i imagine there's a renewed desire
35:42to hide the various indiscretions from the voting electorate
35:46indiscretions
35:48well edward
35:50there were your saturday nights
35:52and your new york arrangement
35:53and you arthur of course
35:55your friday nights
35:57so now possibly is the best time to discuss what might be called
36:03an indiscretion tax
36:06could you
36:07sorry
36:08could you take a look at the map
36:08bonnie
36:09this
36:10is dock 7
36:11where we're sitting right now
36:12only this
36:13is a map of dock 7
36:14how it will look in a year and a half's time
36:16we have swept it clean
36:17and built yet more cooperage
36:18and mash tun capacity
36:21this
36:22area
36:22just here
36:23you see
36:23what is designated to be a new hogshead loading bay
36:26is currently
36:27what is your office mr. champion
36:29but of course in order to facilitate
36:31this great big brewery expansion
36:35your office
36:36the stables
36:37your lodging houses
36:39the angel pub itself
36:40will all be
36:41improved by
36:42dino-in
36:45and since your own tenancy agreements are rather dubious
36:49they hereby serve you notice to quit
36:58but since we are a famously philanthropic company we might find it in our hearts
37:05to compensate you
37:06you see
37:08the days of men like you haunting these dogs they're gone
37:14let's say
37:153 000 pounds
37:17and an annual fee of 500
37:20in return for
37:22a completely uneventful election
37:24and a very
37:26peaceful
37:27evacuation of these premises
37:33by the way you have one week
37:42my price is 10 000
37:44or you can go to hell
37:46seven and a half
37:50final offer
38:05i feel like you and i are becoming something of a team
38:11but i really don't know what we're doing
38:12handing over the election to the new york cowboy
38:19oh it's been ages
38:20since we made the front pages
38:22since jerry leonard hiatus
38:23back to annoying cunts that hate us
38:25it's back to basics
38:26the new york cowboy
38:28is responsible for an increase in profits
38:30throughout the east coast of the united states
38:33and washington dc where he claims
38:35the president of the united states is himself now a drinker
38:38good
38:43greetings
38:45from new york
38:51with my return to dublin
38:53our election campaign begins
38:56the demolition of doc 7
38:58we sell to people
39:00as proof of our virtue
39:02as proof of our willingness
39:05to confront the sins
39:06of this sinful city
39:09a vote for arthur guinness
39:11is a vote for virtue
39:15if i am to hide your excesses
39:17i need to know what they are
39:19i'm gonna need to know the truth
39:20about the people i'm gonna be working with
39:27up until two months before my wedding
39:33alan cochran and i were sleeping together on regular occasions at her lodgings in the docks
39:41i am the conservative candidate
39:43standing for election in the city of dublin
39:45i've got absolutely no faults and no secrets whatsoever
39:49except for the fact that
39:50i was a regular frequenter of that rat's nest
39:54and my dear wife whom i love in my own way very much is pregnant
40:08with my foreman's baby
40:11fuck me it's been ages
40:13since my mickey was contagious
40:14so you thought that me
40:15so infidelity
40:18three
40:20sodomy
40:21two
40:23lost love and random acts of violence
40:26one
40:29a more typical dubbing family would be hard to find
40:32because it's been ages
40:33got blasts and save us
40:35back with a bang and it feels amazing
40:37going nowhere i'm going places
40:47oh it's been ages
40:48since we made the front pages
40:50since our real inner hiatus
40:51back to annoying cunts that hate us
40:53it's back to basics
40:55a scumbag hood and shameless
40:56take more than that to tame us
40:58all your fault cause you made us famous
41:01it's bad i didn't lie
41:02all of you much did the crime
41:03new centerpiece telegraph
41:05did you miss us are you glad
41:07go on much of rest the plans
41:08you saw so again it's been class
41:10i can issue shot a mark
41:11is that i'm good
41:12got clatter and nook
41:14balls were rocked
41:15propaganda machine
41:16kneecap back all over your screens
41:18drug class will more review
41:19i can add nice mass of wait and see
41:22cause it's been ages
41:23controversy won't face us
41:24we hold all the cards in their aces
41:26try to protect your kids but they'll hear us
41:28they'll hear the one move when your eyes take a tablet
41:29jay hymn i think i can't go to the cable
41:31a cool van buon lew true
41:32fire on it
41:33malaclava jay holly in the shin
41:34peace if i had the money
41:35jerry my jazz rock
41:36but i want to be back in the sunday world
41:38so i'll smack that cop with the back in my hole
41:41oh it's been ages
41:42since we made the front pages
41:44your fault cause you made us famous
41:45stick in our face near papers
41:47but we get love by our neighbours
41:48you keep track when you're giving favours
41:51sad
41:51critical girl got will to jazz
41:53say the heat of duff the lass
41:55that chain would you fly they duff the mass
41:56chain would you fly they duff the mass
41:58i handle rudder on the last
42:00nice move out the chin the task
42:01it clang already now won't ask
42:03on
42:04call me more face and then you're scum
42:06that's enough for the spoiler
42:07unsensational ill and that's job done
42:22call me more face and then you're scum
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