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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20My house will be ruining my house will be ruining my house
00:00:29Mia? Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry Jessica, but actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:50C-C-C-K
00:00:54I still run the school of pockets
00:00:57Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah, details
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:32You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Thank you
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:43I came here for someone very special
00:01:47I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:51Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:13Ah!
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:27Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you...
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more front lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:07Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:14Those highlights
00:03:18A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:27When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:37You've got to stop getting high before class
00:03:39Like the other losers
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student, she would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit...
00:04:40Down...
00:04:41And finish...
00:04:43Your lab...
00:04:44Before...
00:04:45I...
00:04:46Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay...
00:04:59So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid...
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15The shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That's acid
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you...
00:05:54Look...
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:12Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little Miss...
00:06:22Stutter
00:06:22This time...
00:06:23No more shrinking
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29Hmm...
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:52Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:55Let's see what this does to yours
00:07:16Oh my god
00:07:18Damn you
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:24Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:27Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:31No...
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:35I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:39Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello High School 2.0
00:07:43AHHHHH
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen?
00:07:52Stop! Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will
00:07:56Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:03Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:23I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27High School bucket list item number 4
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially
00:08:32Running against Jessica
00:08:34For prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I am not
00:08:48Losing them again
00:08:49I did
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much
00:08:55And I love you
00:08:56Come here
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes
00:09:00But we love you too
00:09:01And since we love you
00:09:02Let's get you right
00:09:09Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia
00:09:13Honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits
00:09:18The outcasts
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21Plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it
00:09:28Wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die
00:09:30Slutty Spears
00:09:31Well
00:09:32Since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand
00:09:35If you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay
00:09:41And raise your hand
00:09:43If you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor?
00:09:52What the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con!
00:10:04You already got the vote for prom king this year
00:10:07We have to do this
00:10:09Together
00:10:09Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:31If you fail again
00:10:33You won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34Or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:47The answers are
00:10:48A, C, C, B
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong
00:11:01I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05You waste it
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:12See ya later, Misty
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for
00:11:22Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um
00:11:32I'm
00:11:32I'm sorry I didn't mean to
00:11:33Um
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:41Don't worry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um
00:11:48My mom thinks that it has
00:11:50Magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Hm?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's
00:12:08Uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing
00:12:13No
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:25That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her, wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mihai
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50Is
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry
00:12:54Oh fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:01She's
00:13:01Oh god
00:13:02It's okay
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:27Cool
00:13:27Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:11No!
00:14:11Oh God, don't you worry
00:14:13I feel it
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:35Oh man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:37And Connor will join too
00:14:39Since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well, great
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:09Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo, no more applause Jess already has the clap
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads
00:15:20Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow
00:15:35But uh, show is your best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Did your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:04No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Gather!
00:17:01Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:09Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go go go
00:17:14Use call to the side
00:17:14I can't
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk
00:17:21About that kiss
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College
00:17:28Science majors are sluttier than you think
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No
00:17:34But I will
00:17:35One day
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future
00:17:43Right
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so
00:17:46Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future
00:17:51Somewhere
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them
00:17:59And it's not like you want to date me, so
00:18:02Actually about that, yeah
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess
00:18:06And we can talk about all the kiss stuff later
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush
00:18:13But he's also a forever playboy
00:18:15At least that's what the rumors say
00:18:18Fine
00:18:20Yeah, look
00:18:21For your information
00:18:22The next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:25Is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off
00:18:28So we could team up
00:18:32Wait, do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:38You can run this school if you want to team me up
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through
00:18:51Wait, you're not seriously thinking about tutoring
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad
00:18:58You will wish you were dead
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry
00:19:08Let the best baker win
00:19:11Ew
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:22What?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Mia
00:19:26Let us help you out
00:19:38Later, loser
00:19:41Let me guess
00:19:43Jessed bitch straights again
00:19:44I hope her baked goods burn in hell
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52I'm never going to have to give you an edge
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:12Come on
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Hi
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins
00:20:32Mia, you look
00:20:33Like a fucking try hard
00:20:35Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on girls, we have a contest to win
00:20:38Like I was saying
00:20:40You look gorgeous
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl
00:20:46Look who's talking
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen
00:21:01Cause I'm coming for your throne
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:17Alright, contestants, we're about to begin. To your tables please!
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy topping. It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets! Come on!
00:21:33Alright, contestants, the Bake Off begins now!
00:21:36Now!
00:21:38Okay, and we'll just make this a little bit
00:21:43Like this, like that
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This, under nose
00:21:55No, that's too much
00:21:56It's too much
00:22:02It's too much
00:22:04No more
00:22:05No!
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21Oops!
00:22:24Oops!
00:22:26Foot slipped!
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry
00:22:29Oops!
00:22:31Sorry!
00:22:32My hand slipped
00:22:33Oh, she's awful!
00:22:40If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified
00:22:43She just kicked our table
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47Get back to work
00:22:48It's fine, it's fine
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist
00:22:54Always has a plan
00:22:58And...
00:22:59Time!
00:23:03The winning team's votes also count toward their Prom Queens campaign
00:23:08Jessica, you're up
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:12Of my mansion
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year
00:23:17So great!
00:23:20This is our dessert
00:23:22It may look simple
00:23:25But...
00:23:25It's got a little magic to it
00:23:48And all the votes are in
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:07The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:09The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you...
00:24:19And Connor
00:24:21That's amazing
00:24:22We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life
00:24:34I didn't need to do that
00:24:36I didn't need to do that
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry
00:24:55High School Bucket List Item Number 9
00:24:57Start a Riot
00:24:59Make it!
00:25:01Make it Epic!
00:25:02Food Fight!
00:25:07Food Fight!
00:25:09Popular Kids Versus Foods!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica! Team Mia! Get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis
00:25:33Before you say anything
00:25:36Mia started it!
00:25:38Thank you for your honesty, Jessica
00:25:41You and your friends can go
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No!
00:25:51I like having an attitude
00:25:53I lived for years without one
00:25:55And now
00:25:56It's here to stay
00:25:58One more
00:25:59Bad word
00:26:00One more
00:26:01Thing that you do wrong
00:26:02And you are suspended
00:26:04Fine
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:07When you stop
00:26:08Letting Jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:11Oh
00:26:12Sorry
00:26:13No one knows about that yet
00:26:14Both of you pack your bags
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip
00:26:23And get me killed
00:26:24No, no, no
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27You're both free to go
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course
00:26:31You're both free to go
00:26:32And if you ever need anything
00:26:34Feel free to come by my office
00:26:35The door's always open
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347 dollars
00:26:43And $36
00:26:44You be quiet, you demon child
00:26:46Go ahead
00:26:47I'll take it though
00:26:48Why don't you, um
00:26:49Help me clean up here
00:26:50My star students
00:26:52Thank you
00:26:55Oh, fuck
00:26:56What's up?
00:26:58Ugh
00:26:58Whoa
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future
00:27:07So
00:27:08Right
00:27:09It's no big deal
00:27:10Yeah
00:27:12So tell me
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test
00:27:19Oh, yeah
00:27:21What's it on again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy
00:27:22It's the study of the
00:27:24Human body
00:27:26Yeah
00:27:27Yeah
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:32Like a
00:27:35Ooh
00:27:36Like us
00:27:37Together
00:27:38Another
00:27:38Yeah
00:27:40Let's go, professor
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy
00:27:46Okay
00:27:48Hehehe
00:28:07I'm
00:28:08I'm
00:28:22I'm
00:28:23I'm
00:28:24I'm
00:28:26I
00:28:29I'm
00:28:33In
00:28:34In
00:28:57Mia, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03I'm not that dumb.
00:29:04I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm gonna show you and then I'm gonna quiz you.
00:29:15Oh!
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Alright.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:34Picep brachii.
00:29:40Pectalis major.
00:29:45Rectus abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:54It's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know,
00:30:03I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list.
00:30:34Item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibusias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:51Um, brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:05Don't look at that.
00:31:10Mmhmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked.
00:31:27But you are getting pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15You know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:24Okay.
00:32:24Okay.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:36Okay!
00:32:38Yeah!
00:32:38Just a second!
00:32:55Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is-
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even-
00:33:37You know what, never mind.
00:33:38Hey Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just, please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait!
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:08We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No.
00:36:47No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:30to me now?
00:37:31You're super smart and sexy and I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:40Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14What?
00:39:15We'll come!
00:39:16If you get on your knees and beg you.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:23Oh shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28You mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45Alright.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47I've got a party to get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:03walking away together.
00:40:03Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:09Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid.
00:40:12He's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:18Hila.
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:32Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06She more than was.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:10I mean.
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah, I mean our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Right?
00:41:20Right?
00:41:21Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:24Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:45Okay.
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:50Good look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:58Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:04What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, Con Con.
00:42:48I'm Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total best.
00:42:53And, I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done a little stubbing on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse hives.
00:43:29I like this.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:57Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36What?
00:44:37Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:54I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Face what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all, but the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato piece?
00:45:20What?
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey, you're beautiful, Mia, and you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35It's okay.
00:45:36I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks, right?
00:45:48High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Flam it while you've got it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:15Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:16Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I wanna live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:51Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those now-
00:47:08Dumbass party!
00:47:10Bye, Jazz!
00:47:14Ugh!
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:45I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:57Now.
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I, not before I tell you that.
00:48:09Mia, I've always.
00:48:12Mia, hey, hey.
00:48:14Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay, I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out.
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:59Thank you for saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:41You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor.
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:33Okay.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:58I like to sing when I'm busy or bored, so it's never around anyone, which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:13Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:22You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35I'm not yet, anyway.
00:51:41So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50No, you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:54You're actually super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:08I'm sure.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you got to get over that Britney crush,
00:52:46because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:10Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:21Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these, Mia.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:51But
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months,
00:53:59we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:13Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much,
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:44But I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Of course I do.
00:54:58Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look, Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:24I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:49Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look.
00:56:16OMG, you're twinny!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and con-con hair is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:57What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:06He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18I know they're stupid.
00:57:20And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:25Connor.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're going to love them.
00:58:00So, I know these aren't.
00:58:02Coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when they enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name.
00:58:33Like, Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:16And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:29Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you, too.
00:59:38You trash.
00:59:40You see the prize.
00:59:43Okay, all right, fine.
00:59:45You're safe.
00:59:46No, please.
00:59:52Hey, um.
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:06Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8-ball.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Mia, thank you.
01:00:42Oh, my God.
01:00:42I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no.
01:00:44Just tell me what you want, and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:03For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:25Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:40Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:43I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom.
01:02:19No plastics for prom.
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:20Yes!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:51High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light.
01:04:46Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light.
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
01:04:58Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
01:05:16And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:35there.
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of
01:06:00the brave?
01:06:17Oh, say does that mean equations?
01:06:18Oh, say can you see the sears on active air?
01:06:18Oh, say can you see the future?
01:06:18Oh, say off the tide?
01:06:18Band of the brave!
01:06:19Oh, say does that heinical sign?
01:06:19Yes, love will.
01:06:24Oh, say, Kom mismoOSS.
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing.
01:06:49That I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game.
01:07:12Yeah, this is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens.
01:07:19Remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone.
01:07:37The big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go.
01:07:42Ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:08:11And ten seconds left.
01:08:13The home team is down two points.
01:08:16And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:34And there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game.
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really.
01:09:09Sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:27Yeah.
01:09:29Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth, but either isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown.
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, not only one because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:52But I do accept payment in cases.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:18It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed.
01:11:38With flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about prom tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:15Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:16No, no.
01:13:21I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:37Maybe she's given up.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:48I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again?
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:22Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not.
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look, it'll be the future's scoop.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's pirate.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me?
01:15:07Stop.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:16It's a little turn.
01:15:21Oh.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll love you.
01:15:51Oh.
01:15:51Oh.
01:15:52Oh.
01:15:53Oh.
01:15:54Oh.
01:15:57Oh.
01:15:58Oh.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:41Oh.
01:16:42Oh.
01:16:45Oh.
01:16:46Come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:01I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dish rag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:13Con-con.
01:17:15Think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:29You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:43Cool.
01:17:49Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:29Connor?
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I've told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:30The misfits.
01:20:31The outcasts.
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right.
01:20:51Ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:01And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:13Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:20Shh.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is the moment you earned it.
01:21:23Go ahead.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 9021-ho.
01:22:00Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:12Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What? No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no, actually...
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the Crown.
01:22:34Okay.
01:22:35Hey, Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Were you?
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:53No, no, no, it was Mia!
01:23:57She, she knows things.
01:23:59She's like a, a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:07No!
01:24:08Ah!
01:24:09Ah!
01:24:10No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:15She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing to be a tough one.
01:24:18Go get it in a few years.
01:24:20No!
01:24:21This isn't right!
01:24:22You're cheating!
01:24:24You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes, I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47You time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:05Mia, hi.
01:25:06Mia.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor.
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21You tricked and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica.
01:25:34Hmm?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know.
01:25:39She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember?
01:25:41She got arrested at prom.
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Whoa.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came to.
01:25:57But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02I want to focus on the future.
01:26:03Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:46Like you...
01:27:49Oh, no, I'm a dolly, baby.
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