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00:00:03Leona Sherwood, come home with a husband next week, or I will pick one for you.
00:00:07Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:00:10Bring the girl and the wand to me, or I am going to sell your little sister off.
00:00:15This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:00:17I'm going to have some fun.
00:00:19You sure about this marriage thing?
00:00:21Now, where is my wand?
00:00:23It's complicated.
00:00:25He's been lying this whole time.
00:00:27I need to tell her the truth.
00:00:29You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:00:32I can get it back.
00:00:34No, we're both going to go get it.
00:00:37I can't trust him, but my gut tells me this time it might be different.
00:00:43End of the line, witches.
00:00:44You would rather die than let you take the whole...
00:00:47Get away from her!
00:00:51Eric!
00:00:53Now you're free.
00:00:54I don't want to be free.
00:00:57I want to be with you.
00:00:59I don't...
00:01:26Jesus!
00:01:28Mom?
00:01:29Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:01:31Please?
00:01:32Oh, please.
00:01:33Don't be such a child.
00:01:35Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:01:46See?
00:01:47The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:01:49Still safe and sound.
00:01:51No, you should be more careful.
00:01:53The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:01:57Yeah.
00:01:58And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:02:04But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:10Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:02:13The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:02:17Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:02:21I know.
00:02:23Sorry.
00:02:24You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:02:28And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:02:35Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:02:38What?
00:02:39Mom, no.
00:02:40Please don't.
00:02:41Leona Sherwood?
00:02:42You are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:02:46Mom, please.
00:02:47Understand?
00:02:50Don't worry, Mom.
00:02:52I'm the responsible daughter.
00:02:54Remember.
00:03:02Okay, Leona Sherwood, this is your last weekend of freedom.
00:03:10For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:03:15I'm gonna have some fun.
00:03:30That would be $25.
00:03:33I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:03:37Right.
00:03:39It's on the house.
00:03:58There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:04:06Where the hell are you?
00:04:08I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old man.
00:04:10Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:04:13Remember your mission.
00:04:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:04:20debts.
00:04:21You mean your debts?
00:04:22Quiet!
00:04:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:04:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:04:30Now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:04:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:04:40Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:04:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it until then you shut up and do as I say.
00:04:48Do you understand?
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:51I understand.
00:04:52Good!
00:04:53And you!
00:04:54Keep practicing!
00:04:55You sound god-awful!
00:04:58The heartless fucking bastard.
00:05:14It's two of us.
00:05:16You're saying you don't remember me?
00:05:18Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:05:21No way.
00:05:22Totally.
00:05:22I love that show.
00:05:24I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:05:26This is one of my favorites.
00:05:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:05:30But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:05:32Really?
00:05:34I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:05:38Looks can be deceived.
00:05:44The wand of light.
00:05:47So it does exist.
00:05:49Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:05:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:05:53Why not?
00:05:55We're witches.
00:05:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:05:59Why can't true love?
00:06:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:06:04Lili Collins.
00:06:08Eric Phillips.
00:06:10Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:06:13Damn.
00:06:13He's hot.
00:06:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:06:15I deserve a little fun.
00:06:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:06:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:06:22Maybe I'll see you there.
00:06:23Maybe.
00:06:42Okay, Svenson.
00:06:43Don't fuck this up.
00:06:59Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:07:01Excuse me?
00:07:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:07:04And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:07:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:07:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:07:11I know exactly who you are.
00:07:27You know who she is?
00:07:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:07:43You nervous?
00:07:45Not at all.
00:07:47You can always fold, you know.
00:07:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:07:53Not a chance.
00:07:55I'm here to win.
00:07:57You sure?
00:07:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:02I am very focused.
00:08:06Hmm.
00:08:07Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:08:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:08:13I call.
00:08:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:08:18But don't worry.
00:08:20I'll let you go another round.
00:08:22Once I beat you.
00:08:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:08:29Eric?
00:08:32Eric?
00:08:49I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:08:53Eric.
00:08:54Everyone can see.
00:08:56Do you want me to stop?
00:09:12Let's see.
00:09:13Let him watch.
00:09:15Give him a shout.
00:09:27Wait.
00:09:29Please don't stop.
00:09:31Use your words.
00:09:33Tell me what you want.
00:09:34I want your tongue inside me.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:38That's a good girl.
00:09:41Oh.
00:09:42Oh.
00:09:45Eric.
00:09:48Wait.
00:09:49Wait.
00:09:50I think I'm gonna...
00:09:52Was that some kind of vision?
00:09:57No.
00:09:58That was from him.
00:10:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:10:10Beginner Lux.
00:10:11Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:10:14No can do.
00:10:15I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:10:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:10:30It is Vegas.
00:10:32Isn't that part of the fun?
00:10:45No.
00:10:46It wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:10:52Hmm.
00:10:53It's very distracting.
00:10:56Well, you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:11:01I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:11:13Eric, there are people.
00:11:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:11:20I should stop.
00:11:21This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:11:24You know, you were right before.
00:11:25I'm not who I say I am.
00:11:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:11:31But I am...
00:11:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:11:36For once in my life, I...
00:11:38I just want to forget about everything.
00:11:41Just live in the moment.
00:11:44And I think you can help me do that.
00:11:54You remove the camouflage.
00:11:56I want you to see you.
00:11:59The real you.
00:12:01But then you'll know who I am.
00:12:03I already know who you are.
00:12:05The real you.
00:12:07The real you.
00:12:08The real you.
00:12:08Wants to let go.
00:12:14No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:12:17He really wants me.
00:12:19The real me.
00:12:20Fuck.
00:12:22You are gorgeous.
00:12:26I want you, Eric.
00:12:29I need you.
00:12:34Spread your legs for me.
00:12:39Keep your eyes open.
00:12:42I want you to watch yourself come all over my fingers.
00:12:51Keep your eyes open.
00:12:56I can't.
00:12:58I can't.
00:12:59I thought you said they couldn't hear me.
00:13:00They can.
00:13:01If you stay quiet.
00:13:03Keep your eyes open.
00:13:04Then you're all stuck.
00:13:09that's a good girl
00:13:10look down at my hand
00:13:17oh my god they hurt me
00:13:19I can't
00:13:20just relax
00:13:23I can't
00:13:25Eric
00:13:25it's okay
00:13:27don't think
00:13:29just kill
00:13:31tell me anything
00:13:32so good
00:13:34but I need more
00:13:37Eric
00:13:40you feel so good
00:13:42I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:13:47it's okay
00:13:48I'm going to make you come
00:13:49I'll beat you there
00:13:52I'm going to go down
00:13:53I want you to scream my name
00:13:55and let it come
00:13:565
00:13:584
00:14:003
00:14:022
00:14:26I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:14:28in front of other people
00:14:31I think this is your floor
00:14:39I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:14:41at 8 o'clock
00:14:43if you decide that you want one
00:14:45see you there
00:14:56how does he know what floor I was on
00:15:03so you've told me all about your wild sister
00:15:06and the things that she's done
00:15:08what about you
00:15:12I'm the responsible sister
00:15:15the boring one
00:15:16if you will
00:15:17and
00:15:18I do what I'm supposed to do
00:15:20follow the rules
00:15:21and all that good stuff
00:15:23I don't believe you
00:15:24I mean
00:15:25I know how you are
00:15:26in an elevator
00:15:27oh come on
00:15:30come on
00:15:31it's Vegas
00:15:32let me be your bad influence
00:15:34just for tonight
00:15:38so
00:15:39any bad ideas
00:15:45just one
00:15:52what are you doing
00:16:09no games
00:16:10just fuck me already
00:16:12I thought I would try to woo you first
00:16:14consider me wooed
00:16:15maybe we could take it slow
00:16:16well your lips say one thing
00:16:19but your body says something else
00:16:32wait
00:16:35shit
00:16:36I almost lost my cool
00:16:38I gotta remember the plan
00:16:41oh my god
00:16:43I can't believe I just did that
00:16:44that was so embarrassing
00:16:45this is why I don't do crazy shit
00:16:47that was way too much
00:16:48hey
00:16:50you're never too much
00:16:51you don't understand
00:16:52Eric
00:16:53okay if my family saw me do any of that
00:16:55they would freak out
00:16:57tonight's not about your family
00:16:58tonight's about you
00:16:59remember
00:17:00forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:17:03do something that you want to do
00:17:05do something no one would expect
00:17:07maybe he's right
00:17:09I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:17:15for once in my life
00:17:17I'm doing something for myself
00:17:19she spotted the chapel
00:17:22just like I planned
00:17:26so are you sure about this marriage thing
00:17:29it's only temporary
00:17:30okay and old magic is weak
00:17:33the hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:17:36so
00:17:37are you ready for a holy matrimony
00:17:39I'm ready if you're ready
00:17:42come on
00:17:46let's go
00:17:52you nervous
00:17:54just
00:17:55never been married before
00:18:04it's my sister I need to take this
00:18:06oh yeah take your time
00:18:08Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:18:10hey mama let's get some flowers for you come on
00:18:12let's do it
00:18:14you need to come home
00:18:15now
00:18:16I can't secret
00:18:17Eric dad's up to something
00:18:19he invited Fitzgerald to the house
00:18:21and made me dress up
00:18:22he looks at me weird
00:18:24it really freaks me out
00:18:25you were my big brother E
00:18:27I need you
00:18:28here
00:18:28listen I can't leave right now
00:18:30but I promise
00:18:31when I come home I'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever
00:18:34okay
00:18:38hey
00:18:40is everything okay
00:18:42yeah
00:18:45yeah it's fine
00:18:47you uh
00:18:48you sure about this
00:18:51it's only temporary
00:18:53come on we'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:59let's go
00:19:14right
00:19:15only temporary
00:19:16unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:19:19then the hand fast bond is
00:19:21nearly unbreakable
00:19:23but she doesn't know that
00:19:24and once she does
00:19:26she'll hate me
00:19:28is your sister okay
00:19:30is something wrong
00:19:33nothing's wrong
00:19:34we're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis
00:19:37what could possibly be wrong
00:19:40alright you ready to rock and roll
00:19:41you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple
00:19:44let's get this show started
00:19:46woo
00:19:46woo
00:19:47woo
00:19:47woo
00:19:47woo
00:19:48woo
00:19:48woo
00:19:51woo
00:19:53woo
00:19:53woo
00:19:53woo
00:19:54woo
00:19:54woo
00:19:54woo
00:19:55woo
00:19:56woo
00:19:58woo
00:19:58woo
00:19:59woo
00:19:59woo
00:20:12woo
00:20:14This is it. I have the Wand of Light, the most powerful object in the world.
00:20:19If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Sigrid and I free.
00:20:32But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:46. . .
00:20:46. .
00:20:54I don't know.
00:21:16Off to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:21:18Be back soon.
00:21:28It's only temporary.
00:21:30Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:21:32The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:21:35Hmm.
00:21:36That's weird.
00:21:37The mark should have worn off by now.
00:21:47So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:21:54No, it's...
00:21:55Complicated.
00:21:57Complicated?
00:21:58Or distracted?
00:22:00You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:22:02and bind her power to this family.
00:22:05Not to play house.
00:22:06You're a Svensson.
00:22:08Act like one.
00:22:09Eric is a Svensson?
00:22:12I married my family's worst enemy?
00:22:15I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:22:17Then stop hesitating.
00:22:19If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:22:22we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:22:24So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:22:27and then bring her to me.
00:22:30Idiot.
00:22:38He's been lying this whole time.
00:22:45I need to tell her the truth.
00:22:49You lying piece of bullshit!
00:22:52You didn't want me.
00:22:53You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:57I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:59You still lied to me, Eric.
00:23:01You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:23:03That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:23:05Okay, I did, but that was before we did all...
00:23:07Why before?
00:23:08Before you decided to mess with me?
00:23:10Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:23:13I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:23:14I'm trying to save mine.
00:23:16I know all about you, Svensons.
00:23:18All you do is lie and cheat and steal
00:23:21to get whatever you fucking want.
00:23:23I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:23:25but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:23:28The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade!
00:23:31Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:23:34The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:23:36Not that part.
00:23:37Not with you.
00:23:39It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:23:41You will never, ever get the wand!
00:23:45Lily, what?
00:23:47When this fades, Eric,
00:23:49I will never have to see you again!
00:24:04So, that didn't happen.
00:24:08My older sister Effie told me
00:24:10that the mark would fade a week later.
00:24:12Then a month went by.
00:24:14Then, well...
00:24:20See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:24:23It's all fun and games,
00:24:25so there's a full moon.
00:24:26Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:24:33Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon
00:24:36creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:24:39Also, apparently, the almost part
00:24:42means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:24:47I tried calling, texting,
00:24:51sending flying monkeys.
00:24:53Nothing.
00:24:53Not a single word
00:24:55from my beloved husband
00:24:57for half a year.
00:25:07Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:25:11The emotional ass-whooping I got from my mother
00:25:13for getting hand fasted to a stranger
00:25:15was bad enough.
00:25:17No one can ever find out
00:25:19that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:25:21I just need one night
00:25:23to sleep without
00:25:26thinking about him.
00:25:49Who are you?
00:25:51What do you want with the wand of light?
00:25:54Nothing.
00:25:55I'm just here to collect my payday
00:25:57from my client
00:25:57once I bring him that wand.
00:26:00Payday?
00:26:01Someone sent you!
00:26:02Who?
00:26:03I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:26:06Sorry, sweetie.
00:26:08Well, I'm afraid that you chose
00:26:10the wrong witch
00:26:10to fuck with tonight.
00:26:24Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:26:27You're in over your head.
00:26:30I'd rather die
00:26:31than let you take the wand.
00:26:34Suit yourself.
00:26:47What the fuck?
00:27:03Get off me!
00:27:04She has the wand!
00:27:06I got the wand.
00:27:07I'll get the rest later.
00:27:11No!
00:27:15You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:27:18Who are you?
00:27:24The hand fast mark.
00:27:29Hello, wife.
00:27:30Miss me?
00:27:34What are you doing here?
00:27:36Well, you know,
00:27:37I thought I'd spice up our marriage,
00:27:39do a little role-playing,
00:27:40but it looks like
00:27:40you were more into bondage.
00:27:42I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:27:43Shut up!
00:27:47You should be thanking me.
00:27:49I did just save your life.
00:27:50Thank you?
00:27:51You're the reason my family's
00:27:52most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:27:54How did you even find me?
00:27:57Wait a minute.
00:27:59You were trying to steal the wand, too,
00:28:01weren't you?
00:28:02Maybe.
00:28:04Oh, you slimy,
00:28:06tote-faced motherfucker!
00:28:08Okay, first,
00:28:09you tricked me into marrying you,
00:28:10then you ghost me
00:28:11for six months,
00:28:12and now you come in here
00:28:14like a goddamn
00:28:15fucking cartoon burglar
00:28:17and try to take my wand!
00:28:18Look, I was just
00:28:19gonna borrow it!
00:28:20Yeah, for one of your
00:28:21dirty,
00:28:22no-good,
00:28:22spins and schemes!
00:28:23I-I just...
00:28:25I need it, okay?
00:28:26It's...
00:28:28It's the only way
00:28:28that we can be free.
00:28:30Look,
00:28:31my dad doesn't know
00:28:32about our marriage.
00:28:33Not yet.
00:28:34But he knows about the wand.
00:28:35If he gets a hold of it,
00:28:36he's gonna sell it
00:28:37to the highest bidder.
00:28:38Whoever controls the wand
00:28:39has the power
00:28:40to take over the world.
00:28:41Or worse.
00:28:42No!
00:28:43Worse than tricking me
00:28:44into marrying you?
00:28:45I told you that
00:28:45that wasn't a trick.
00:28:47It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:28:49She has the wand,
00:28:50that shadow thief
00:28:52or whatever,
00:28:52and that's your fault!
00:28:54I can get it back.
00:28:57Look, I know
00:28:57I don't deserve it,
00:28:58but just give me
00:29:00one more chance.
00:29:01I can get the wand back,
00:29:03take care of what
00:29:03I need to take care of,
00:29:04and then I'll do
00:29:05the divorce spell.
00:29:06Please, Lily,
00:29:07just give me
00:29:08one more chance.
00:29:09Please.
00:29:10I can't trust him.
00:29:12I shouldn't.
00:29:14But my gut tells me
00:29:16this time
00:29:18it might be different.
00:29:23No.
00:29:25No, we're both
00:29:26going to go get it.
00:29:28It is my job
00:29:29as a Sherwood heir
00:29:30to set things right
00:29:31so I don't let
00:29:32the wand
00:29:33fall into the wrong hands.
00:29:35And you really think
00:29:35after Vegas
00:29:36I would let you
00:29:37go alone
00:29:37to find the most
00:29:38powerful, magical
00:29:39object in the
00:29:40entire world?
00:29:42Fair.
00:29:43Whatever you want.
00:29:44Lely.
00:29:46God, I hate
00:29:46when you call me that.
00:29:48All right.
00:29:49I'll call you
00:29:49wife.
00:29:51And you can call me
00:29:52whatever you want.
00:29:53Eric,
00:29:54husband,
00:29:55daddy.
00:29:56Shut up!
00:29:57Don't call me
00:29:58wife either.
00:29:59After we get this
00:29:59wand, we will do
00:30:00the divorce spell.
00:30:01Got it?
00:30:01You're breaking
00:30:02my heart.
00:30:03I mean, you're
00:30:04the better half
00:30:05of my soul.
00:30:07Yeah.
00:30:07You're not going
00:30:07to sweet-talk your
00:30:08way into my pants
00:30:09again, Eric.
00:30:10We'll see.
00:30:16Now, the wand
00:30:16forbids a direct
00:30:17tracking spell,
00:30:18so we have to
00:30:19track its trail.
00:30:21That's a ten-mile
00:30:22radius.
00:30:22We'll never find
00:30:23the wand inside
00:30:24that circle.
00:30:25Well, with the
00:30:25tracking spell,
00:30:26I get a location,
00:30:27okay?
00:30:28It doesn't last
00:30:29long, though.
00:30:30We'll have like
00:30:30three or four days.
00:30:31Well, lucky for you,
00:30:33I already packed
00:30:34your bags.
00:30:36Consider it our
00:30:36official honeymoon.
00:30:42After this,
00:30:43we're done.
00:30:43You got it?
00:30:44Don't go back
00:30:45on your words,
00:30:46Benson.
00:30:46We will do
00:30:47the divorce spell.
00:30:48Cross my heart.
00:30:50Hope to die.
00:30:52Okay.
00:31:08You magicked a car
00:31:09here?
00:31:10This isn't just
00:31:11any car.
00:31:18This is Bessie.
00:31:19You really expect
00:31:21us to track down
00:31:22the most powerful,
00:31:23magical object
00:31:24in the world?
00:31:25In a car
00:31:25without a roof?
00:31:27I mean,
00:31:28if you're not
00:31:29comfortable,
00:31:33I could go
00:31:34by myself.
00:31:35If you trust me
00:31:37not throw it away.
00:31:39I wouldn't trust
00:31:40you with a
00:31:40half-eaten
00:31:41newt muffin.
00:31:42I was going to
00:31:42throw in the trash.
00:31:46Then your chariot
00:31:47awaits,
00:31:48wife.
00:32:07We've been driving
00:32:08all day
00:32:09and she hasn't
00:32:09said a single word.
00:32:22You're Svensson.
00:32:24You don't play
00:32:25house with shareholders.
00:32:26Why are we turning?
00:32:27We don't have any time.
00:32:28We have to find
00:32:29the wand,
00:32:30Eric.
00:32:31That circle
00:32:32is getting further
00:32:32and further away.
00:32:34Plus,
00:32:34this is Green Park.
00:32:35We need to stay
00:32:35somewhere for the night.
00:32:36Why don't you
00:32:37just let me drive?
00:32:38Because you haven't
00:32:38slept either.
00:32:40Plus,
00:32:40no one can drive
00:32:41Bessie but me.
00:32:43What is with
00:32:44guys and cars?
00:32:45Jesus.
00:32:45No,
00:32:46I mean literally
00:32:47no one else
00:32:48can drive Bessie.
00:32:49My great-great-grandfather
00:32:50put a hex
00:32:51on all of our possessions.
00:32:53Anyone that's
00:32:53non-blood related
00:32:54can't touch it.
00:32:55The Svensons
00:32:56like to hoard
00:32:56their treasures.
00:32:58Your family
00:32:59has issues.
00:33:00Finally.
00:33:01Something we can
00:33:02agree on.
00:33:03Was this your plan
00:33:04all along
00:33:04to make me feel
00:33:06bad for you
00:33:06because your family
00:33:07is evil
00:33:07so I get all
00:33:08ooey-gooey
00:33:09and forget about
00:33:09the divorce?
00:33:11Not everyone
00:33:11in my family
00:33:12is evil.
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:27You cross this wall
00:33:29or do anything
00:33:29to piss me off
00:33:30more than you
00:33:31already have
00:33:32then you do not
00:33:32even want to imagine
00:33:33the hex
00:33:34I'm going to put
00:33:34on you.
00:33:40I promise
00:33:41no funny business.
00:33:44Pinky promise.
00:34:04Good night to you two.
00:34:20In Vegas
00:34:22you said
00:34:23you had a sister
00:34:24right?
00:34:26Yeah.
00:34:28Sigrid.
00:34:30She didn't
00:34:31ask to be
00:34:31a Svensson.
00:34:32She's different
00:34:33than us.
00:34:35Better.
00:34:36Not like you?
00:34:38No.
00:34:40Not like me.
00:34:42But you already
00:34:43know that.
00:35:07he's
00:35:09does not like me.
00:35:33They don't
00:35:34Good morning, wife.
00:35:37I told you not to call me.
00:35:55You were saying something?
00:35:58What?
00:36:01How did you know I was awake?
00:36:04The husband always knows.
00:36:12Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:36:18No peeking.
00:36:23Cross my heart.
00:36:25Hope to die.
00:36:33I need to get a grip.
00:36:35Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:36:40I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:53I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:37:09Look, I'm so close.
00:37:16That's it, Lily.
00:37:18Be a good girl.
00:37:19And go for it.
00:37:28Are you ready?
00:37:31Okay.
00:37:34Eric!
00:37:48You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:52I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:55Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:57God, you are so full of yourself.
00:38:00Do I know what I heard?
00:38:02Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:38:07What are you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:38:14And you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:38:19I think about those times a lot.
00:38:22Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:38:49You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:52It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:54Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:58I am your wife, after all.
00:39:00Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:39:03Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:39:05I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:39:09So all I am is a mistake.
00:39:10If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:39:14Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:39:19Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:39:24See?
00:39:25There you go again.
00:39:26Always worried about what your family wants.
00:39:28It's never about what you want.
00:39:29I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:39:32If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:39:35Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:39:38That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:39:42You ever think of that?
00:39:44Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:39:46Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:39:48Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:40:09I'm going to get some coffee.
00:40:10It's being dark.
00:40:11You really think you should be alone?
00:40:13So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:40:16No.
00:40:20Fine.
00:40:20Just don't take too long.
00:40:25You got her in the car or what?
00:40:27Who?
00:40:28Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:40:30The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:40:35You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:40:37You did a good job of hiding it.
00:40:39I'll give you that.
00:40:40Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:40:43What's the end game here?
00:40:45You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:40:48What does she have to do with it?
00:40:49Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:52I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:56When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:41:01And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:41:05So you just want to use her?
00:41:07Like you use mom?
00:41:08Like you're using your own daughter.
00:41:10This is not a request, boy.
00:41:13Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:41:17Your magic, everything.
00:41:19And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:41:33This isn't right.
00:41:34The trail should still be here.
00:41:37Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:41:39Yeah, thank you.
00:41:40Wait, how did you know my...
00:41:43You.
00:41:47But the map said that...
00:41:49That's cute.
00:41:51You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:58That wand is mine.
00:42:03Not anymore, it's not.
00:42:04And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:42:08Employer?
00:42:11Hold still.
00:42:12This will only hurt a bit.
00:42:14No, stop.
00:42:15Stop.
00:42:17Hold still.
00:42:21No.
00:42:23Get away from her.
00:42:28Eric, the wand.
00:42:42My magic.
00:42:43She took half of my magic, Eric.
00:42:46You're okay.
00:42:46I got you.
00:42:48You're okay.
00:42:49You're okay.
00:42:51You don't understand.
00:42:53The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:56What did she want with my powers?
00:42:58The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:43:01She can't have gone far.
00:43:02We'll find her.
00:43:03Lay load for now.
00:43:04Eric, stop the car.
00:43:05I can't breathe.
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:17Hey.
00:43:18Hey.
00:43:18Hey.
00:43:19Look at me.
00:43:19Look at me.
00:43:20You're okay.
00:43:20You're okay.
00:43:21Just breathe.
00:43:22I got you.
00:43:23You're safe.
00:43:25I thought she was going to kill me, Eric.
00:43:29I'm not going to let that happen.
00:43:31Not while I'm breathing.
00:43:45I still hate you.
00:43:48If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:53This doesn't change anything.
00:43:55It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:58Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:44:08Is that what you want, Lily?
00:44:11You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:44:14You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this
00:44:19way?
00:44:23and then...
00:44:26Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:28Oh, no.
00:44:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:34We can't do this.
00:44:37This is what goes wrong between us.
00:44:39We can't make that mistake again.
00:44:41We have a job to do, Eric.
00:44:43Let's get the one. That's it.
00:44:46And then what?
00:44:48You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:51We do the divorce spell.
00:44:53And we never see each other again.
00:45:25It smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:45:28Cinnamon.
00:45:31Old magic.
00:45:35I should have known.
00:45:37It's a Seder's Inn.
00:45:39That spell.
00:45:41A nomenin habitus smell.
00:45:44It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:49You mean Orchise?
00:45:51Seder's are the horniest bastards in the lone world?
00:45:55It lowers any fear, doubt, shame,
00:45:59grits of your deepest desires
00:46:02without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:46:14You don't.
00:46:17I'm trying not to.
00:46:26You don't.
00:46:30I'm trying not to.
00:46:36The spell doesn't create desire.
00:46:40It lets go of the lies.
00:46:43It tells us what we really want.
00:46:45What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:47It matters in here.
00:46:50Tell me what you really want.
00:46:53You can say goodbye.
00:46:55And go our separate ways.
00:46:57Or you can tell me you want this.
00:47:00You want me.
00:47:03Tell me to stay.
00:47:07Stay here.
00:47:09Please.
00:47:10God, what is this?
00:47:12Is this just the magic word?
00:47:15No.
00:47:17It's not the spell.
00:47:19It's freedom.
00:47:21It's freedom.
00:47:22Even here in the outside world doesn't matter.
00:47:25Just you.
00:47:26And me.
00:47:28I shouldn't want this.
00:47:30I know.
00:47:34I shouldn't be doing this.
00:47:38Or this.
00:47:40Be able to share with it.
00:47:43To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:47You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:50To mine.
00:47:52Be able to share with it.
00:47:54To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:58Who are you?
00:47:59I want you, Eric.
00:48:01I need you.
00:48:05Tell me who you are.
00:48:08Lily.
00:48:10Close.
00:48:14But not quite.
00:48:17Tonight.
00:48:18Tell me who you are.
00:48:21Your wife.
00:48:45This doesn't change anything.
00:48:47I know.
00:48:49We can have tonight and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:54Sure.
00:48:55I'll go back to being my bad self and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:48:59witch.
00:49:01Excuse me.
00:49:02Don't deny.
00:49:03Lily.
00:49:04Sure.
00:49:04What's been said.
00:49:05I know I'm kind of dork.
00:49:07Naughty thoughts you have.
00:49:10I don't.
00:49:12It's okay to be bad.
00:49:15You don't have to pretend.
00:49:19I don't, huh?
00:49:23You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:49:39And you're gonna sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:51and i'm gonna do whatever i want to you
00:50:03i don't remember packing that lingerie close your eyes
00:50:09eric you're so good for being such a bad boy
00:50:14i am being properly motivated not to move
00:50:22see how long it takes you to break
00:50:24for you i could stay here forever
00:50:26pretty to think so why don't we test that little theory
00:50:32we're playing a dangerous game
00:50:35all you have to do is admit that i win
00:50:40i'll let you fuck me i'll even let you come wherever you want
00:50:49you can come here
00:50:53or here
00:50:56i'll even let you come in here
00:51:00god
00:51:02come on i know you wanna
00:51:05just admit i'm right
00:51:11fine you win
00:51:13oh what was that
00:51:15you hurt me
00:51:25so what's my prize
00:51:30i could torture you like you did me
00:51:35but i want to be inside you
00:51:38i want to feel you squeeze me tight
00:51:42then take me to bed husband
00:51:47call me that again
00:51:50you want me to fuck you husband
00:51:53yeah
00:51:54fuck me
00:52:03tell me a story
00:52:06like the ones you did in vegas
00:52:09i've got a story about
00:52:11my pet goat gilmore
00:52:13and how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:52:17or this story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:52:21using only red images
00:52:23i know
00:52:25i already know about your family
00:52:29i want to know about you
00:52:32what's it like to be a svensson heir
00:52:35you want the insider info
00:52:38you tell me yours i'll tell you mine
00:52:40you gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:43growing up as a beloved and blessed sherwood
00:52:50is that what you think being a sherwood is like
00:52:53is that what you think being a sherwood is like
00:52:55all fun and rainbows
00:52:58yeah everybody loves your family
00:52:59that's not true eric
00:53:01there are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:53:05my mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:53:09and next year i will be the head witch in charge
00:53:13everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:53:15like eat your fruits and veggies
00:53:17like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:53:23like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:53:27because my whole life was planned for me from the very start before i was even born
00:53:32i'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:53:34i was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:53:38i couldn't be tired i couldn't be scared i couldn't be angry
00:53:42one mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:46if this whole world fades to black it's because i messed up
00:53:50it's because i didn't do a good job
00:53:55i don't think i've ever said that out loud before
00:53:58i'm glad you did
00:54:01your turn
00:54:03growing up with vinson was a little different
00:54:08the old man likes to say i was the first of his disappointments
00:54:13i guess it's good
00:54:15at least i was first in something
00:54:18i didn't care about disappointing him
00:54:19i just wanted to get away from him
00:54:23i had it all planned out when
00:54:25i turned 16 i'd leave
00:54:27change my name and this vinson bloodline would die with me
00:54:29my mom died when secret was born
00:54:35my dad used her against me
00:54:38every day since
00:54:45i'm so sorry eric
00:54:46i shouldn't have asked
00:54:51it's okay
00:54:52those vincents have always lived in the sherwood shadows
00:54:56we are the shadows
00:55:00all you do is shine
00:55:11he always asks me what i want
00:55:16what do you want eric
00:55:20you'd hate me if i told you
00:55:23i mean more than you already do
00:55:27i don't hate you
00:55:30i never did
00:55:36you'd hate me if i wanna let you turn out
00:55:39you look I don't know
00:55:40i don't know
00:55:44you look i don't know
00:55:45you know
00:55:46you look i you look i think i need you
00:55:55i don't know
00:55:56i don't know
00:56:06Eric. Something's wrong. Dad's got visitors. A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they
00:56:12are. He made me play piano for them like some kind of dress up doll. It's like freaking
00:56:17me out. Eric. Are you safe?
00:56:32No. All those weird old men left last night. And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:56:39Don't let anyone in. If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:56:43I know. I'll just do what he says. I always do. I'm so sick of this E. What if he
00:56:51actually
00:56:52does make me marry one of those guys? I'm never going to let that happen, alright?
00:56:57Look, I'm close to getting the wand of light. The wand of light? Like the one from the
00:57:04fairy tales? You can't tell that secret. When I get the wand, be ready for my call. I have
00:57:11a plan. I barely know basic spells. I don't know if... You can. I know you can. When the time
00:57:21is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:48Filling up Bessie. Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:58:00oh my god why do you and mom always do that a bit high strung aren't you sis
00:58:07i was just in the middle of thinking yeah and going by your aura i can guess about who
00:58:13very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow oh yeah well you and your little aura reading
00:58:19can go jump in a lake oh aren't we feisty this morning your super hot hubby isn't around
00:58:25i'm guessing or have you already murdered him after catching his dick i know all the best
00:58:29places tied a body by the way i'm following effie i know all about eric spenson i'm not
00:58:37stupid and when we get the wand back you mean if you get the wand back we will and when
00:58:44we
00:58:44do we'll do the divorce spell this mark will be gone i'll go home and marry the best person
00:58:52who serves our family alliance it's not fair you know i know i'm the last person who should
00:59:00be saying that because it's not like i can change it but it's not it's just the way it
00:59:07goes right there has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a
00:59:12good heir
00:59:15effie what i want has nothing to do with anything in my life that's fine
00:59:20that's what it means to be a sure what just remember repeating it doesn't make it true
00:59:28all right whatever you say sis you know best i know give everyone a hug from me tell them
00:59:38i'll be back home soon
00:59:48last night was the last time after today we're done if i say that enough times
00:59:55maybe i'll finally believe it
01:00:05i'll tell you about my plan with the wand
01:00:09my family's magic is dying my father's been cashing in on broken promises for years
01:00:14but he holds most of the power and me and c we just get the scraps that's how he controls
01:00:19us if i could use the wand just once i can take his power away from it i'm not trying
01:00:27to ruin
01:00:28your family i'm trying to save mine it's the only way that we can be free
01:00:34that's what you meant by trying to save your family
01:00:38i was gonna tell you the night before i was gonna tell you the truth
01:00:41and then i was just gonna ask if i could use the wand
01:00:44just once and then i would do whatever you want
01:00:47get a divorce leave you alone forever
01:00:52why didn't you tell me why didn't you tell me that morning maybe things could have been different
01:01:00i would have asked you to stay
01:01:02it's a nice idea but our families have been at war since the beginning of time
01:01:09maybe if we were different people we have different lives this would have worked
01:01:17maybe we can
01:01:19maybe the wand has a spell for that eric
01:01:22a witch can hope
01:01:30what
01:01:32do i have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head
01:01:34why are you looking at me like that
01:01:48wait i'm driving
01:01:50hold over
01:02:09you have got to be kidding me
01:02:18end of the line witches
01:02:38eric
01:02:42eric
01:02:48eric
01:03:06now's not a good time old man
01:03:08well it sounds like my insurance policy worked
01:03:12you
01:03:14you said the shadow thief
01:03:15of course i said her
01:03:17do you think i would trust you to finish the job
01:03:30demons
01:03:31are very expensive
01:03:33you know
01:03:34but i thought that the sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain
01:03:42souls of magic users apparently taste better
01:03:57you said you needed her alive
01:03:59the sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir
01:04:01i've reconsidered
01:04:02once i have that wand
01:04:04i will be the most powerful witch alive
01:04:07debts won't matter
01:04:09debts won't matter
01:04:10the stupid sherwood's won't matter
01:04:12and that's for the girl well
01:04:13i don't need her breathing
01:04:15to use her power i can always marry sigrid off to form new alliances
01:04:21guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all son you're welcome
01:04:28go to hell hold me
01:04:40take it
01:04:46your soul will be delicious
01:04:48i can take dad's magic and him finally be free
01:05:03get off my wife
01:05:11you'll pay for that witch
01:05:24this isn't the last you'll see of me
01:05:32hey i got you
01:05:34you didn't run
01:05:36you're kidding i'd be a pretty shitty husband if i let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon
01:05:44eric you can't get rid of me that easily
01:05:47no no no no stay with me
01:05:50eric oh my god
01:05:52eric no no no no stay with me
01:05:53oh my god
01:05:56i can't save you i don't have my powers
01:06:00why didn't you run
01:06:02you could have saved yourself
01:06:04i've been saving myself my whole life
01:06:08i thought i'd try something new
01:06:12you're an idiot you stupid stupid idiot
01:06:16yeah
01:06:19but i'm your idiot
01:06:27you took a devil's spell
01:06:29i have promised
01:06:31now you're free
01:06:35i don't want to be free
01:06:38i don't want to be free
01:06:41i want to be with you
01:06:43just keep secrets safe
01:06:45safe from my father
01:06:47safe from all of it
01:06:51you know
01:06:52those days in vegas
01:06:56were the best three days of my life
01:06:58alright let's get this show started okay
01:07:03i love you
01:07:05i love you too
01:07:08i love you
01:07:09i love you
01:07:11eric
01:07:14no
01:07:17i love you
01:07:35the wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires
01:07:45yes
01:07:47please please please
01:07:56eric
01:07:57please
01:08:12you absolute moron
01:08:17you absolute moron
01:08:19be gentle
01:08:20I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:08:23you're alive
01:08:25that is for divorcing me
01:08:28on your literal deathbed
01:08:29you asshole
01:08:30I thought I was doing
01:08:31something noble
01:08:32something cool
01:08:34the wand gave you
01:08:35your power pack
01:08:37my mom used to say
01:08:39that the wands user
01:08:41granted its deepest desire
01:08:42I guess it knew
01:08:43what I really wanted
01:08:46what did you want?
01:08:48you
01:08:52don't scare me
01:08:53like that again
01:08:53okay
01:08:55you know
01:08:56I thought
01:08:57I heard something
01:08:59I was bleeding out
01:09:04maybe you could
01:09:05say it again
01:09:09maybe you could
01:09:11say it again
01:09:12I love you
01:09:15you're expensive
01:09:18that's my girl
01:09:25let's go
01:09:38you ready for one last stop?
01:09:41yeah
01:10:04I knew I could always
01:10:05trust a demon
01:10:06to get the job done
01:10:09now
01:10:09now
01:10:10where is my wand
01:10:12wait
01:10:13you're supposed to be dead
01:10:15wow
01:10:16you weren't kidding
01:10:17he really is evil
01:10:19I put a barrier
01:10:20around this whole house
01:10:22it's impossible
01:10:22there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:10:24there's always a loophole
01:10:25hold me in
01:10:29secret
01:10:30you ungrateful brat
01:10:33how dare you betray me like this
01:10:34really dad
01:10:35playing the family card
01:10:37after you almost sold me
01:10:38into child marriage
01:10:39you ungrateful little pests
01:10:48you're powerless now old man
01:10:50your magic's gone
01:10:51forever
01:11:05Eric
01:11:06Aldous
01:11:07Svensson
01:11:08release me this instant
01:11:10that is an order
01:11:12you can handle it from here right?
01:11:15his powers are gone
01:11:16it doesn't scare me anymore
01:11:19you ungrateful little brats
01:11:21both of you
01:11:22you'll pay for this
01:11:23you will both pay for this
01:11:29yeah yeah
01:11:29talk soon pops
01:11:31we're gonna hit the road
01:11:32I said get back here
01:11:33I said get back here
01:11:35get back here
01:11:37please don't do this
01:11:38you little
01:11:55so
01:11:56where to now
01:11:57should we
01:11:58go and
01:11:59drop off the wand of life
01:12:01yeah
01:12:03but there's something
01:12:03I want to do first
01:12:05that sounds ominous
01:12:08just so happens
01:12:09that there's another
01:12:10full moon tonight
01:12:12Leona Sherwood
01:12:14are you asking me
01:12:16to hand fast
01:12:16marry you?
01:12:18yeah
01:12:20I think I am
01:12:21Eric Svensson
01:12:23well
01:12:24we better hurry
01:12:24if we're gonna take
01:12:25the wand of light home
01:12:26and make it back
01:12:27in time
01:12:28to the hunk-a-hunk-a
01:12:28wedding chapel of love
01:12:30I wonder if they have
01:12:31the same office
01:12:32I sure hope so
01:12:33but
01:12:34if we're gonna get
01:12:35hand fast married again
01:12:36no more secrets this time
01:12:39so
01:12:39is there anything
01:12:41you want to come clean
01:12:41about now
01:12:42soon to be again
01:12:43husband
01:12:45there is
01:12:46one thing
01:12:49you might want to
01:12:50buckle up
01:12:51we're about to go
01:12:52super speed
01:12:53Bessie could have been
01:12:54going super speed
01:12:55this entire time
01:12:56you didn't tell me
01:12:58to make our trip
01:12:58last longer
01:12:59didn't you
01:12:59you know me so well
01:13:01soon to be again
01:13:03wife
01:13:05Leona Sherwood
01:13:07will you marry me
01:13:09and not because of
01:13:10some spell
01:13:11or because it's your duty
01:13:14but because you want to
01:13:18yes I will
01:13:29ready
01:13:30hell yeah
01:13:42I'll see you next time
01:13:42I'll see you next time
01:13:42I'll see you next time
01:13:42I'll see you next time
01:13:42I'll see you next time
01:13:48I'll see you next time
01:14:05You
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