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00:00:00I am Brienne, the richest woman in the world, the daughter of the Duke of Septon and the only heiress
00:00:04of the Targaryen family.
00:00:05Three years ago, I ran away from home.
00:00:07The series saved my life in a car accident and we started dating.
00:00:09I didn't want to scare him away, so I lied about who I was and pretended to be a delivery
00:00:13girl.
00:00:15For three years, I've secretly supported his startup business.
00:00:19Get lost.
00:00:20Today, Mr. Baratheon, the owner of Baratheon Group, he's coming to visit the property.
00:00:25You're gonna make our elevators dirty. Take the stairs!
00:00:30Arguing isn't my thing. Luckily, I have others to fight my fights.
00:00:36Tyrion Baratheon, or I call him T.
00:00:38He's the richest man of the North and he manages the real estate business for my family.
00:00:43Mr. Baratheon owns almost every building in the North. He's basically running the world here.
00:00:52Mr. Baratheon!
00:00:53I'm a lady. I'm sorry I'm late.
00:00:56She's a lady?
00:00:58How could this stinky delivery girl be a lady?
00:01:00Shut up!
00:01:01You don't deserve to know who she is.
00:01:03These men?
00:01:04No need to make a scene to you.
00:01:06Just make them deliver the packages.
00:01:08And, um...
00:01:10No elevators allowed.
00:01:11Very well.
00:01:12Be grateful that this lady has shown you mercy, you...
00:01:16Brats.
00:01:17Thank you for your mercy, lady.
00:01:21Oh, my lady.
00:01:23Where are you going?
00:01:24Today is my day.
00:01:25The series and I are getting married.
00:01:29Spin around, Miss Pickles. Come with me.
00:01:31Come with me.
00:01:32Put him up! Bang, bang!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Yeah!
00:01:38Miss Pickles, hold that thought.
00:01:42Boss, you keep pretending to be homeless to scare off your future fiancΓ©.
00:01:46Mrs. Stark is threatening to disown you.
00:01:48Okay, I'm not even that into her.
00:01:50If it wasn't for the bidding conference, I would have never even shown my face.
00:01:53Tell mother, the only girl I'll marry is the girl of my destiny.
00:01:57Isn't that right, Miss Pickles? The girl of my destiny.
00:02:00That's who I'll marry.
00:02:04It's her.
00:02:06It's the girl from three years ago.
00:02:13No! No, Miss Pickles!
00:02:14No, Miss Pickles!
00:02:16Is that homeless man fighting that dog for food?
00:02:18No, Miss Pickles!
00:02:25Hey! That was my beef stick!
00:02:30Oh, you like beef sticks too.
00:02:33Uh, how old are you? Did you finish high school?
00:02:36I'm 28 and...
00:02:38Uh, no. I, uh, was homeschooled.
00:02:40Well, you're not high class, but you're young and...
00:02:43fit.
00:02:44You don't have to fight this poor dog for food.
00:02:46Here, go down to the Bartharian Group.
00:02:48I just contacted Human Resources. They'll give you a job.
00:02:50Thank you, but I don't need a job.
00:03:02I agree.
00:03:05Miss Sirius!
00:03:08Hello, anti-vace!
00:03:10Miss Sirius!
00:03:11Okay, I...
00:03:13Miss Sirius, why did you...
00:03:19Who's she?
00:03:20This...
00:03:21This is Margaery.
00:03:22She's the daughter of Mr. Lannister.
00:03:25We're getting married.
00:03:29Married? I...
00:03:30Miss Sirius, I thought that we were getting married today.
00:03:33When did I ever say I wanted to marry you?
00:03:36The Baratheon Group invested into Miss Sirius' company and they're worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:03:41Look at you. You're just a... broke... ugly...
00:03:44Stinky...
00:03:46I can't even believe that you ever dreamed you were going to marry my son.
00:03:50Oh, I see where this is going.
00:03:51Oh.
00:03:52You let success get to your head.
00:03:54You went to hang out with social butterflies and you forgot how I supported you as a girlfriend!
00:03:58Since when were you my girlfriend?
00:04:00I never said I liked you and I definitely never asked you to be falling over yourself for me.
00:04:05So everything I did for you meant nothing?
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:06When your landlord kicked you out, I found a new place for you.
00:04:10When you got fired from the Start Group, I funded your startup company and got new clients for you!
00:04:14Whoa! Okay, stop it right there!
00:04:16Alright?
00:04:17Marjorie was the one who invested in my fund.
00:04:19Yeah.
00:04:19You're just a delivery girl.
00:04:21And here you are, taking credit for everything all over again.
00:04:23What a total scumbag.
00:04:25She's got poor taste in men.
00:04:27God.
00:04:30Just talk.
00:04:31I'm Lady Targaryen.
00:04:32Even Tyrion Baratheon is a better butler to me.
00:04:34You think you want to become CEO without me asking him to help you the past three years?
00:04:39Oh, come on. Listen to you.
00:04:41The Targaryen mystery.
00:04:44The largest house in the world.
00:04:45Largest bank owner.
00:04:46Second in the world.
00:04:47Also, you know, the last hundred years.
00:04:49The greatest collectors of collectibles as well.
00:04:52Don't you try to fool me.
00:04:55No Targaryen heiress would ever be like you.
00:05:03How dare you sneak those photos of me?
00:05:06Leek?
00:05:06Are you serious?
00:05:07She sent me those pictures trying to send me this to you.
00:05:10That's right.
00:05:11Why does Mr. Baratheon even know about you?
00:05:14Oh, did you send him yummy photos too?
00:05:18Seduce you?
00:05:19Yeah.
00:05:20Hell no!
00:05:21Ms. Pickle!
00:05:21Whoa!
00:05:23Ew!
00:05:24Ugh.
00:05:25Karma's a bitch.
00:05:26And she'll get you soon enough.
00:05:27And if she doesn't?
00:05:29I would.
00:05:30I don't know about that.
00:05:31But what I do know is that I've leaked all of your nudes online.
00:05:36Ha!
00:05:37Oh!
00:05:38Looks like they've gone viral!
00:05:40Oops!
00:05:40Will anyone ever marry you?
00:05:42You're a bastard.
00:05:46I'll marry you.
00:05:50I can't stand a kind girl like that being bullied by those assholes.
00:05:54Plus, if I marry her, I won't have to deal with nagging to get married again.
00:05:58He actually stands up for me when I needed it the most.
00:06:01Okay.
00:06:02Let's get married.
00:06:04Ha!
00:06:04Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:05Let me get this right.
00:06:06A delivery girl and a hobo getting married.
00:06:09Yo, that's the couple straight out of heaven.
00:06:11That's only for now.
00:06:13Soon enough, I'll make him the richest man in the North.
00:06:15But...
00:06:16I'm already the richest man in the South.
00:06:18What's the point?
00:06:20Come on.
00:06:29Yes?
00:06:32Brianna!
00:06:33As soon as I get that 2 billion dollars from the Baratheon Project,
00:06:36I'll throw you some money.
00:06:37We can use it for therapy.
00:06:39Cause I'm sure once when you come back to Sanity,
00:06:40you're gonna realize how tragic it is that you married a hobo to get back at me.
00:06:44Why are you still offering me pity money?
00:06:46You know, I set up that bid to get you the project.
00:06:49You can say bye-bye to that now.
00:06:52You should really be careful.
00:06:54A lie like that could snowball into a disaster.
00:06:57I wasn't lying.
00:06:58She's still trying to take credit.
00:07:00It was me who pulled the string service series.
00:07:03The bid is only for show.
00:07:05Strings, huh?
00:07:06I bet they're not strong enough to overpower my company,
00:07:09The Stark Group.
00:07:10You mean the Stark family who owns most of the real estate in the South?
00:07:15That's the one.
00:07:16Try dreaming in the real world.
00:07:18More like King of Cuckoo Land.
00:07:21Now your lives are gonna snowball into disaster.
00:07:24It's not a lie.
00:07:25I really do own the Stark Group.
00:07:27Okay, you a delivery girl and you a hobo.
00:07:32Two lowlifes daydreaming out loud over there.
00:07:35Let's go, Viserys.
00:07:38Insanity could be contagious.
00:07:45Tea?
00:07:46My lady.
00:07:48I want Viserys off the project.
00:07:50W-why?
00:07:51Did he betray you?
00:07:52Don't worry.
00:07:53There are plenty of fish in the sea.
00:07:55I will make sure that you have your pick.
00:07:57I- shh.
00:07:58I gotta stay home.
00:08:03You know, you are a really good actress.
00:08:06I mean, down to every detail.
00:08:08Just know this.
00:08:09You don't have to act in front of me.
00:08:11I wasn't-
00:08:13Never mind.
00:08:15You wouldn't believe me anyway.
00:08:17Hey, um.
00:08:18You were probably hungry since that dog took your food.
00:08:20Oh.
00:08:21Would you wanna get something to eat?
00:08:24My treat.
00:08:25I shouldn't hurt her ego,
00:08:26especially right after such a drastic change in her life.
00:08:29But I should probably pay for dinner since she's broke.
00:08:33Can't let the lady pay.
00:08:34My treat.
00:08:35He's totally broke but still trying to be a gentleman.
00:08:37But I'll protect his ego as a man.
00:08:40How about we go back to my place?
00:08:42We can make something cozy.
00:08:45And...
00:08:46Simple.
00:08:47Sounds like a plan.
00:09:06So where's the light in this place?
00:09:08Oh!
00:09:11I have magic.
00:09:12Hmm.
00:09:15You can just say you have sensor lights.
00:09:17Oscar winner.
00:09:20Where'd you get this stuff?
00:09:22Flea market?
00:09:24You know nothing, Jamie.
00:09:30Right, right, right!
00:09:31It's Rhian!
00:09:33I got these custom made.
00:09:35You can't get them anywhere else in the world.
00:09:37Making lemonade out of life's lemons.
00:09:40Hats off to you.
00:09:42It's Sirian style.
00:09:43Rugged and elegant.
00:09:45I had it custom made by a professional interior designer.
00:09:47Looking good, right?
00:09:48Is she telling me that this mess is Sirian style?
00:09:51She should be glad she's not really living in Syria.
00:10:03Uh...
00:10:04Here.
00:10:06Go, uh, clean yourself up.
00:10:09Bathroom's in there.
00:10:19Being homeless makes a man... fit.
00:10:28Send me some freshly picked white truffles from Europe.
00:10:31And mix them with some... common mushrooms.
00:10:34Get me some fresh Mediterranean bluefish tuna.
00:10:37But make it look like the cheap canned stuff.
00:10:39I want my husband to eat something nice, but...
00:10:40I want my wife to eat something nice, but...
00:10:41I don't wanna freak her out.
00:10:51You sure this is just... common creamy tuna and mushroom pasta?
00:10:56It looks suspicious.
00:10:57Yeah, it's so normal.
00:10:59It's home style as it gets.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I believe you.
00:11:05You know, like the...
00:11:06worst case scenario is just...
00:11:09We both get diarrhea.
00:11:16Can I ask you something?
00:11:18If you have such a good taste in food,
00:11:20why do you have such bad taste in men?
00:11:22How'd you end up with that scumbag?
00:11:26Actually...
00:11:27I don't think I love him.
00:11:30I am very grateful for him though.
00:11:32Three years ago on Halloween,
00:11:34I got in this really bad car accident on Route 5.
00:11:37And he saved me.
00:11:39When I woke up in the hospital,
00:11:40he was the...
00:11:42He was the first person I saw.
00:11:44Halloween?
00:11:45Three years ago.
00:11:54I have an emergency.
00:11:55I'll be late.
00:11:58Boss, we missed the flight.
00:12:00But your helicopter is waiting.
00:12:02No rush.
00:12:03I have to make sure she's fine.
00:12:11Where's the girl?
00:12:12The nurse said her family picked her up.
00:12:15She disappeared after that.
00:12:18Turns out she thought Viserys saved her?
00:12:20Well, now that we're married,
00:12:22she should know the truth.
00:12:24What kind of tuna did Tyrion give me?
00:12:27Oh my god, Jamie's turning into a mushroom.
00:12:30Actually...
00:12:32About that...
00:12:33You should probably know that...
00:12:37Hey, Mr. Mushroom.
00:12:40You look yummy.
00:12:45My men definitely sent the wrong truffles.
00:12:49My men definitely sent the wrong truffles.
00:12:52To Ψ§ΩΩΩ so much.
00:12:53Nothing, too.
00:12:53No.
00:13:07No, no, no
00:13:11No, no.
00:13:29Greetings, Mr. Stark.
00:13:31I want you to get my wife a gift.
00:13:33Something rare and expensive.
00:13:37Wait, what?
00:13:39Mr. Stark got married?
00:13:47Last night, um, did I eat my homeless mushroom?
00:13:53It's home style as it gets.
00:13:56My husband?
00:14:05I've got some business to take care of, but put this ring on.
00:14:09I'll make sure I'm a dazzling husband when we meet again.
00:14:19This ring looks expensive.
00:14:25That's too big for me.
00:14:27Shoot, I've got to attend my family's bid conference.
00:14:38Your invitation, please.
00:14:40I'm the organizer.
00:14:42You're asking me for an invitation?
00:14:44You? Organized?
00:14:47If you're the organizer, then I'm the owner of this hotel.
00:14:51If you're the organizer, then I'm the owner of this hotel.
00:14:56Freyenne, the Stark family owns this hotel?
00:14:59Well, stop embarrassing yourself, or you'll be a disgrace in both the North and the South.
00:15:04If you want to come in, at least dress her.
00:15:08Could you dive into a dumpster for that dress?
00:15:11Look at you.
00:15:12You've got nothing on Marjorie.
00:15:15It's a good thing that this three's dumped.
00:15:17Otherwise, I would be embarrassed to be at this meeting.
00:15:33I can get you in for old time's sake, but your clothes are pretty trashy.
00:15:38I can let you in if you take them off.
00:15:41Oh dear, that's so considerate.
00:15:45What?
00:15:46What are you waiting for? Hurry.
00:15:48Take this bitch's clothes off.
00:15:50The spark is about to be here.
00:15:52It would bother him.
00:15:53What are you afraid of?
00:15:54This is the North.
00:15:55Mr. Vissery is favored by the most powerful family,
00:15:58and I think, Mr. Baratheon, he would back us up.
00:16:01And besides, Mr. Baratheon and Mr. Stark are both men.
00:16:05What man doesn't like a nice horny strip show?
00:16:09Hey, no!
00:16:10Not on my watch.
00:16:14Who are you?
00:16:15Who are you?
00:16:16Your husband.
00:16:17That's some cheesy pick-up line.
00:16:20Mushrooms?
00:16:21Like any bells?
00:16:23You need to be free.
00:16:28So it relates to you.
00:16:30Wow.
00:16:31You look different.
00:16:35Where's your ring?
00:16:36Oh, sorry.
00:16:38It's too big for me.
00:16:40Oh, look, who is this?
00:16:42Her hobo husband.
00:16:44Did you think washing your face was going to stop the homeless smell?
00:16:48So do you think that you could become part of the upper echelon, what,
00:16:51by renting a decent suit and getting some luxury car?
00:16:55You know, you're really nothing more than a hobo.
00:16:58Security, take these people out.
00:17:00They're stinking up this place.
00:17:03Whoa.
00:17:04Oh, it does stink in here.
00:17:06Here you go.
00:17:07Do you think I'm a child?
00:17:10Trying to bribe me with candy?
00:17:12Oh, no.
00:17:13Those are breath mints?
00:17:15Since you want to talk so much shit, it wakes up your arrogance.
00:17:24How dare you hurt Miss Marjorie!
00:17:26What are you doing?
00:17:28Guards!
00:17:28We have VIP!
00:17:30Are you okay?
00:17:35You apologized to Miss Marjorie!
00:17:45This is Stark's token.
00:17:48Who are you talking to, these hobos?
00:17:51Shut up.
00:17:51Do you know what this is?
00:17:52Yeah, it's a ring and it's ugly.
00:17:55This is Stark's family's token.
00:17:57The Starks never showed their faces in public.
00:18:00This token represents them.
00:18:02Are you kidding me?
00:18:03She's nothing more than a delivery girl.
00:18:05Where'd you get that?
00:18:07I gave it to her.
00:18:09Mr. Stark, I'm sorry.
00:18:12Please forgive me.
00:18:14It's okay.
00:18:14Yeah.
00:18:15However, you on the other hand, I'll make sure you're punished for your snobbery.
00:18:20Damn it!
00:18:21You tramps!
00:18:23I'm sure you picked up a fake!
00:18:24This Potter has been with the Stark's specialties for generations.
00:18:28You can't find it anywhere else.
00:18:31It's the real ring.
00:18:37Be careful.
00:18:39Don't lose it.
00:18:41No way!
00:18:42I'm sure it's a fake!
00:18:44Are you trying to assault Mr. Stark?
00:18:45The owner of our hotel?
00:18:47No!
00:18:47Get out of here!
00:18:48Get out!
00:18:49Out!
00:18:55Let's go.
00:19:02Oh crap.
00:19:03What if he asked me about last night?
00:19:05Should I give him money as compensation?
00:19:07What do normal people do in this situation?
00:19:10You're blushing.
00:19:12Are you shy?
00:19:13No, no, no.
00:19:14Nothing like that.
00:19:16So, about last night.
00:19:17I take full responsibility for what happened.
00:19:19I can pay you back for the rental car, the suit, the replica ring.
00:19:23Here.
00:19:24Would two grand be enough?
00:19:28I don't want your money.
00:19:30Huh?
00:19:32What do you want then?
00:19:33Fame status?
00:19:35I can give you all that.
00:19:36I don't want any of that.
00:19:41I want you to be my wife.
00:19:43I want you to be my wife.
00:19:54I heard that Mr. Baratheon specifically told everyone to take care of and promote Bessarius.
00:20:04Seeing him today, it is very clear that he is top tier talent.
00:20:10Indeed.
00:20:11And Mr. Baratheon is one of the top figures in the whole empire.
00:20:13Only really the Southern Stark family comes close.
00:20:16With Mr. Baratheon's support, it won't be long before Viserys becomes a leading figure amongst the younger generation.
00:20:22Mr. Starko.
00:20:24Oh, Viserys.
00:20:25When you meet Mr. Baratheon, please, put in a good word for me.
00:20:29How can I not?
00:20:29You make too good of a team.
00:20:31Having you marry my daughter is truly a blessing to the L'Azha family.
00:20:36You're all so kind.
00:20:37To the banquet!
00:20:38Yes!
00:20:39To the banquet!
00:20:39Cheers!
00:20:39And the Baratheons and their money!
00:20:42Beautiful to cheer.
00:20:43Why not cheer?
00:20:44Oh!
00:20:45I can't believe you actually managed to sneak in here with this hobo.
00:20:50Leave us alone.
00:20:51Trying to make me jealous, right?
00:20:54Alright, I guess I can write you a check.
00:20:57How's a million?
00:20:59That should be enough, right?
00:21:00Now stop pestering me!
00:21:02Just a million.
00:21:06Go and embarrass yourself.
00:21:11How dare you rip up my check!
00:21:13Well, that was a nice way.
00:21:14Cause it was either the check, or your filthy mouth.
00:21:18Oh!
00:21:19A series.
00:21:20What's wrong?
00:21:22Ah, gentlemen.
00:21:24I apologize.
00:21:26This stalker is my ex.
00:21:28And she's incredibly unhappy because I dumped her.
00:21:31Mm-hmm.
00:21:31So she's trying to provoke me by marrying this hobo.
00:21:34I'll have this taken care of.
00:21:35She'll be removed immediately.
00:21:37I'm sorry.
00:21:38But if you kick me out,
00:21:39I'm afraid we'd have to cancel the whole event.
00:21:42Hmm.
00:21:43I've heard of you.
00:21:44You're the simple delivery girl, right?
00:21:46Coming here and talking shit.
00:21:49Do you know that Mr. Barathen is the one that organized this event?
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:53I did know that.
00:21:54Because I asked him to.
00:21:57How dare you talk to him that way?
00:21:59I swear, I'll rip that mouth straight off me!
00:22:03Yeah.
00:22:06I'd love to see you try.
00:22:16What?
00:22:20Hey, maybe you should choose another seat?
00:22:23Look at them.
00:22:23They're all freaking out.
00:22:24But I want this seat.
00:22:26That is Mr. Baratheon's seat.
00:22:29That is for the organizer and the event holder.
00:22:33How dare you!
00:22:35Well, you know what?
00:22:37This chair's just...
00:22:39Meh.
00:22:41She can't.
00:22:43Next time you should get a bigger one.
00:22:45Listen up, everyone.
00:22:46If she pisses off Mr. Baratheon, we are the ones to blame.
00:22:49And our businesses will take the heat.
00:22:51We need to make sure that she leaves right now.
00:22:53I agree.
00:22:54Our family status relies on Mr. Baratheon.
00:22:57If you disrespect him, you are our enemy.
00:23:01You have three seconds to get off that cheat.
00:23:05If not, I will make sure that your name is plastered all over the headlines and the billboards.
00:23:11Hmm.
00:23:12Let's see.
00:23:13What about we call you a racist?
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:17Yeah.
00:23:19Your life will be ruined.
00:23:23Wow.
00:23:24Listen up, everyone.
00:23:25She is truly a marvel of media manipulation.
00:23:28I hope you like concrete coffins, sweetheart.
00:23:31That's my gang's speciality.
00:23:33Boring.
00:23:34Can anyone else here please come up with a more...
00:23:37A more creative threat?
00:23:39Dying is too easy for her.
00:23:42I'll arrest her.
00:23:43A dirty wench like her deserves to be thrown into a women's prison on an isolated island.
00:23:49Is that all you got?
00:23:51No one puts their hands on us.
00:23:54Not on my watch.
00:23:55How dare you touch me, bum.
00:23:56I'll make your life a living hell.
00:23:59Mr. Tyrion Baratheon is here!
00:24:02Surprise!
00:24:04It's everybody enjoying the festivities.
00:24:06Isn't it a beautiful day?
00:24:07Woo!
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:11Very good.
00:24:13So good to see everyone.
00:24:17Sorry I'm late, my lady.
00:24:21Uh, it just, just can't be.
00:24:23She must be important.
00:24:25He just bowed to her.
00:24:26No way.
00:24:27If she can boss Mr. Baratheon around, why'd he go easy on her ex?
00:24:31You would've torn him apart.
00:24:32But Mr. Baratheon did just take a knee to her.
00:24:35Brienne doesn't know Mr. Baratheon.
00:24:37Does she?
00:24:39How?
00:24:39I heard Tyrion only bows to Targaryen.
00:24:42So, she's telling the truth.
00:24:44She's Lady Targaryen.
00:24:46For real?
00:24:46Bring on the show.
00:24:47Bring on the show, boys!
00:24:50I want me to give you back.
00:24:53We're gonna prove the goodnight.
00:24:55Well, it's so salty.
00:24:57I'll say goodbye.
00:24:58I'll get her.
00:24:59We can take my Lambo.
00:25:01I'll put on a tight show.
00:25:03You sure you can hand up?
00:25:05We'll be faster than Django.
00:25:07It's so good.
00:25:08To be back.
00:25:09We can prove the good man.
00:25:11Well, it's so salty.
00:25:13I'll sleep the goodnight.
00:25:15Are you enjoying the show, boys?
00:25:19I do enjoy looking at muscular men,
00:25:21but it's embarrassing to watch this in front of my new husband.
00:25:24What if he thinks I'm really that horny?
00:25:27Oh, what is this Tyrion up to?
00:25:29They would think I can't satisfy my wife and she has to go for strippers.
00:25:33Now I understand why the series gets special treatments.
00:25:36It turns out Tyrion goes both ways.
00:25:39If Jaime knew these male strippers were for me, it'd ruin my reputation as an elegant lady.
00:25:45That bitch is leave it!
00:25:47How rude.
00:25:52Rumor has it that Mr. Baratheon is under the Targaryens.
00:25:56Is she really one of the Targaryens?
00:25:58T, please just hide my identity.
00:26:01I don't want Jaime to get weird ideas about me.
00:26:03Mr. Baratheon, I'm so sorry that I took your seat. It was very rude of me.
00:26:08Oh, my lady wants her identity veiled. I should act long.
00:26:13See? Mr. Baratheon was calling her rude, not defending her.
00:26:18Yes, but Mr. Baratheon just kneeled before her.
00:26:25I was taking a knee to the Targaryen crest on the chair.
00:26:29They rule over the entire Empire's wealth, and we rely on them for all sorts of business.
00:26:35That is why I take a knee when I see the Targaryen crest.
00:26:42That convinces him, surprisingly.
00:26:45Mr. Baratheon, she sat in the chair.
00:26:47Doesn't that tarnish the sacredness behind the Targaryen crest?
00:26:50That's a very good point.
00:26:53But has anyone died when a beautiful lady has sat in the chair?
00:27:02The Targaryen family is very reclusive,
00:27:06and we don't tolerate bullies.
00:27:13Which one have you just harmed her just now?
00:27:20Start talking!
00:27:22Very well.
00:27:24Off your heads.
00:27:25It wasn't me!
00:27:27Are you serious, bro?
00:27:29Mr. Baratheon, please.
00:27:32I'm sorry.
00:27:33Please don't hurt me.
00:27:35My lady.
00:27:37How do you wish to punish him?
00:27:39Hmm.
00:27:41Well, you know, I don't really know all that much about punishments,
00:27:44but these guys really do seem to be experts.
00:27:47Very well, then.
00:27:49Enlighten me, gentlemen.
00:27:50What should we do with him?
00:27:54Yeah, go on.
00:27:56Please tell him what you just told me.
00:28:00I would blacklist him and his entire family from our hospital.
00:28:06I would deny them any treatment,
00:28:08and a simple viral flu would kill him easily.
00:28:13I'll make him human punchback in our gang.
00:28:16One punch from everyone till he's pulp,
00:28:18and we're a big gang.
00:28:20Easy.
00:28:21We'll cook up his scandals.
00:28:23He'll be a laughingstock for generations.
00:28:28For the rest of his life.
00:28:30He'd be in prison.
00:28:32Police arrest him,
00:28:33and they'll throw him in with the worst of criminals.
00:28:35And I bet he'd be their favorite pudding.
00:28:43I got you all really nice Christmas.
00:28:46We're at the end.
00:28:47Please, please, spare me.
00:28:50Please.
00:28:52Why are you begging me
00:28:53when your fate is in our heads?
00:28:58Brianne,
00:28:59I'm so, so sorry, Brianne.
00:29:01Oh, Ceres.
00:29:03I do not deserve this apology from you.
00:29:05The almighty of Ceres.
00:29:08Mr. Baratheon,
00:29:09I prepared this entire banquet just for you.
00:29:11Because she disrespected you.
00:29:13Hey, as a matter of fact,
00:29:15I know that your birthday's around the corner,
00:29:17so I prepared a little gift
00:29:18in exchange for your forgiveness
00:29:20for my little mistake.
00:29:21Oh, wow.
00:29:22You know, I would really love to see
00:29:24whatever treasures you've collected.
00:29:27Bring over the Patek Philippe Grandmaster Watch.
00:29:31It's worth over 31 million dollars.
00:29:36Why are you laughing?
00:29:38That's your gift.
00:29:40A city watch?
00:29:41What do you have against my watch?
00:29:43It's, I mean...
00:29:47How dare you!
00:29:5031 million dollars?
00:29:51That's more than your entire lifetime
00:29:53of salaries could amount to.
00:29:55Delivery girl!
00:29:56What did you get Mr. Baratheon yourself, huh?
00:29:59How about you show us
00:30:00before you start mocking our gifts?
00:30:01Why would I get Tyrion gifts?
00:30:05Of course, she has better gifts than you.
00:30:10A watch?
00:30:16The original marble statue
00:30:18of the Veiled Lady
00:30:20by Raphael Munt.
00:30:24The original?
00:30:25By Muntsey.
00:30:26That's worth 1.5 billion dollars.
00:30:29That's not just something you can buy.
00:30:31The Princess Victoria.
00:30:32The largest cruise ship
00:30:34to sail in the seven seas.
00:30:35Oh my god, that's real.
00:30:37That's the actual plaque
00:30:38from the Princess Victoria.
00:30:39It's worth more than
00:30:40two billion dollars.
00:30:41And a private island
00:30:43in the Pacific Ocean.
00:30:46Thank you so much.
00:30:50You know, you can't even buy a window
00:30:52on the Princess Victoria
00:30:53with that 31 million dollar watch.
00:30:55and a Jig-Pig.
00:30:57Sir, your gifts have been delivered.
00:31:01Do you like the gifts you got
00:31:02from Mr. Baratheon, my dear?
00:31:04Why, yes.
00:31:05I got him something good.
00:31:09Honestly, your lies are beginning
00:31:10to be a bit unrealistic.
00:31:12They're very unbelievable.
00:31:13The marble statue
00:31:15and the island
00:31:16are both auctioned off
00:31:17by Mr. Stark.
00:31:18How did a hobo
00:31:19get his hands on these?
00:31:20Don't tell me
00:31:21he's actually Mr. Stark.
00:31:23Don't worry.
00:31:24I'll help you cover up
00:31:25for your over-exaggerated lies.
00:31:26They're all real.
00:31:28Hey, hobo.
00:31:29Do you really think
00:31:30you can get away with
00:31:31telling some random stories
00:31:33by passing off
00:31:34some useless stones
00:31:35and worthless plaques?
00:31:37Brianne, your broke husband
00:31:39still looks awful.
00:31:40Exactly.
00:31:41How could this lowlife
00:31:43have all this?
00:31:44He's lying.
00:31:45Told ya.
00:31:46You fuckin' nutheads.
00:31:49You present these fake gifts
00:31:51and you've destroyed
00:31:53Viserys' 31 million dollar watch.
00:31:55You have a death wish.
00:31:58Calm down, everyone.
00:31:59It's just a few billion.
00:32:01Why bother?
00:32:02You arrogant lunatic.
00:32:04Mr. Baratheon,
00:32:05he is clearly full of shit.
00:32:07Please kick him out.
00:32:08I say we banish him.
00:32:10Make sure he's never
00:32:11seen this country up.
00:32:13Disrespecting Mr. Baratheon
00:32:14is disrespecting
00:32:16all our families.
00:32:18Well,
00:32:19I'm sure Mr. Baratheon
00:32:20will be able to find out.
00:32:21Are they real or fake?
00:32:23Is that even necessary?
00:32:25I swear,
00:32:26with my own eyes,
00:32:27I saw this hobo
00:32:29steal food from a stray dog.
00:32:31There's no way
00:32:32he could eat a start.
00:32:33Mr. Baratheon,
00:32:34you need to kick him out now.
00:32:35Else you run the risk
00:32:36of offending the real Mr. Start
00:32:38and the entire South.
00:32:40Shut up!
00:32:41You don't get to tell me
00:32:42what to do.
00:32:56Ah.
00:32:58These gifts are genuine.
00:33:00What?
00:33:02Not bad, T.
00:33:04He really knows
00:33:04how to wing it.
00:33:05My lady finally
00:33:06has a better eye.
00:33:07This one is much
00:33:08better than the last.
00:33:10How is that possible?
00:33:12He sleeps on the street!
00:33:14Maybe Mr. Baratheon
00:33:16is wrong?
00:33:17You better not say anything
00:33:18else.
00:33:19I'll piss all this,
00:33:20Baratheon.
00:33:20Whatever.
00:33:21They're for Mr. Baratheon,
00:33:23not us.
00:33:25Who said all these gifts
00:33:26are for Mr. Baratheon?
00:33:28They're actually
00:33:29for my wife, Brienne.
00:33:30They're wedding gifts
00:33:32from the house of Stark.
00:33:34A bitch like Brienne
00:33:36does not deserve
00:33:37these kinds of wedding gifts.
00:33:38I knew it.
00:33:39You're just a fucking actor,
00:33:40you shameless hobo.
00:33:42Tyrion,
00:33:42I want him to suffer.
00:33:47You fucking bar.
00:33:49How dare you hit me!
00:33:55You shouldn't be off of him.
00:33:56What did I do?
00:33:57You spread
00:33:58indecent photos of Miss Brin.
00:34:01I ditched this bitch!
00:34:02Why are you all
00:34:02defending her?
00:34:03Seriously!
00:34:14In three minutes,
00:34:15I want Viserys
00:34:16Martell
00:34:17bankrupt.
00:34:19Who the hell
00:34:20are you to do that?
00:34:21Trying to get
00:34:22the Martell family
00:34:23to go bankrupt?
00:34:24Are you trying
00:34:24to back him up?
00:34:26Mr. Baratheon,
00:34:27Viserys has made mistakes,
00:34:28but he's still
00:34:29a talented businessman.
00:34:30You said so yourself.
00:34:31He's talented.
00:34:32This man has
00:34:33gone bankrupt
00:34:34multiple times
00:34:35and I had to
00:34:35save his ass
00:34:37every single time
00:34:38it happened.
00:34:40Boss,
00:34:41someone is targeting
00:34:41us in the stock market
00:34:42and our company
00:34:43just went bankrupt.
00:34:48Bankrupting
00:34:49a company
00:34:49in minutes?
00:34:51Is that hobo
00:34:52really, Mr. Stark?
00:34:54No way.
00:34:55It must be
00:34:56Mr. Baratheon
00:34:57who did that.
00:34:58Bankruptcy
00:34:58isn't the only
00:34:59place you'd be paying.
00:35:02Boys!
00:35:03Come on in!
00:35:07Excuse me, wait!
00:35:10Send this man
00:35:11to Japan.
00:35:12He would be
00:35:13great in a porno
00:35:14and I want him
00:35:14to be famous.
00:35:16Oh, Mr. Baratheon,
00:35:17please!
00:35:17Please!
00:35:18I don't want to go!
00:35:19Oh!
00:35:20No!
00:35:21I'm pleased,
00:35:21Mr. Baratheon!
00:35:23No!
00:35:24Is that enough?
00:35:26Mr. Baratheon,
00:35:27this is way too much.
00:35:29Now you kick out a CEO
00:35:30and you let this bum stay?
00:35:31This is outrageous.
00:35:33Mr. Lannister,
00:35:34if you have a problem
00:35:34with that,
00:35:37you could join
00:35:38the bankruptcy club too.
00:35:41Well,
00:35:42if Mr. Baratheon
00:35:44insists,
00:35:45then I'm fine
00:35:46with letting
00:35:46the gentleman stay.
00:35:47but
00:35:48everyone
00:35:49must pass
00:35:50the credit
00:35:50verification
00:35:51in order to bid,
00:35:52right?
00:35:52Everyone agrees?
00:35:53Yeah.
00:35:53Yes.
00:35:56Jamie's gifts
00:35:57are worth
00:35:58$10 billion.
00:35:59He'll have no issue
00:36:00with the capital
00:36:01verification.
00:36:01We'll do it
00:36:02the usual way.
00:36:06One at a time.
00:36:10$700 million
00:36:11second class.
00:36:15$800 million
00:36:16second class.
00:36:21$900 million
00:36:22second class.
00:36:26$2 billion
00:36:27first class.
00:36:35The Lannister family
00:36:37is the best
00:36:38among the four of us.
00:36:39Impressive,
00:36:41Lannister.
00:36:41Yes.
00:36:42I agree.
00:36:43Here.
00:36:44You can use my card.
00:36:47Don't worry.
00:36:48I got this.
00:36:50Five black cards
00:36:52from the prestigious
00:36:52Targaryen Bank.
00:36:54Mr. Stark.
00:36:56The Targaryen Bank's
00:36:58black VIP cards?
00:36:59There are only
00:37:00five available worldwide.
00:37:02I can't even get
00:37:02my hand on one of them.
00:37:03That's pretty bold.
00:37:04Actually,
00:37:04that's quite fucking dumb
00:37:05to claim that you have
00:37:06all five.
00:37:07That's right.
00:37:08Don't make things up.
00:37:10Five black cards
00:37:12do you think
00:37:13we are stupid?
00:37:14If I'm lying,
00:37:15we'll find out soon enough.
00:37:17I'll officiate.
00:37:18Hey, no.
00:37:20My husband seems
00:37:21to have stashed
00:37:22some money away
00:37:22on those cards.
00:37:23Please,
00:37:24use this one.
00:37:25It's just a normal
00:37:26bank card,
00:37:27but it should contain
00:37:28a little more
00:37:29than the Lannisters.
00:37:30It's heavy.
00:37:31I have a question.
00:37:32Did you two get married
00:37:33in the Sanis land?
00:37:34Because you're nuts.
00:37:35I dare you to swipe
00:37:36that card.
00:37:37Show us what you got.
00:37:39Stay quiet behind me,
00:37:40darling.
00:37:40Don't worry.
00:37:41My balance is enough.
00:37:41I can't cover up
00:37:43for your toy cards.
00:37:44You don't have to act
00:37:45like your card is real.
00:37:46I got this.
00:37:46I could say the same thing
00:37:47to you.
00:37:47What are you two
00:37:48stammering about?
00:37:49What?
00:37:50You gonna shit your pants?
00:37:51Shut up, Lannister.
00:37:53Mr. Stark is speaking
00:37:54to his wife.
00:37:55Don't do them.
00:37:57Randos,
00:37:58stop the act.
00:37:59We know you're just
00:38:00a delivery girl
00:38:01and a hobo.
00:38:03You know,
00:38:04I have Mr. Stark's brother,
00:38:06Stannis.
00:38:06He's in the north
00:38:07right now as well.
00:38:08Why don't we ask Stannis
00:38:09to come see his brother?
00:38:12I second that.
00:38:13Stannis is close by.
00:38:15He could just
00:38:16pop over.
00:38:17No, no.
00:38:18If Stannis comes,
00:38:18I won't be able
00:38:19to cover up for your lies.
00:38:20I heard he's really intense.
00:38:21Mr. Rathian,
00:38:22please,
00:38:23swipe it for me.
00:38:35100 billion.
00:38:36Class Platinum.
00:38:40I can't believe
00:38:41I've never seen
00:38:42a Class Platinum.
00:38:43I'm a Lannister
00:38:44and I'm only first class.
00:38:47How could you,
00:38:48an ordinary girl,
00:38:48be a Platinum?
00:38:49Don't tell me.
00:38:51She's a lady
00:38:52from the Targaryen family
00:38:53for real.
00:38:54That would explain
00:38:55why Mr. Baratheon
00:38:56keeps defending her.
00:38:57Have we offended
00:38:58the lady?
00:38:59She's really a Targaryen
00:39:00in secret?
00:39:05Oh, well, that makes sense now.
00:39:08This explains how a delivery girl
00:39:09could have 100 billion dollars.
00:39:11The machine is broken.
00:39:14It's broken?
00:39:16A broken machine?
00:39:17What is with you?
00:39:18It's not my fault, lady.
00:39:20The machine has never seen
00:39:21this much money before.
00:39:23It makes sense.
00:39:24The machine's broken.
00:39:25She got pretty lucky, though.
00:39:26This is all part
00:39:28of your scheme.
00:39:29You knew it was broken.
00:39:32You're sly for your age.
00:39:33You know,
00:39:34you almost fooled us.
00:39:35Someone get us
00:39:36another machine.
00:39:38I dare you to do that again,
00:39:40delivery girl.
00:39:41All right.
00:39:42I mean,
00:39:43I have nothing to...
00:39:44Swipe my card.
00:39:54Class Platinum.
00:39:57Class Platinum.
00:40:02That's...
00:40:05Class Platinum.
00:40:06Class Platinum.
00:40:12Whoa,
00:40:13tea really rocks.
00:40:15He prepared fake machines
00:40:16ahead of time.
00:40:16So well thought out.
00:40:18No wonder my dad loves him.
00:40:19Lannister?
00:40:20Anything else?
00:40:22This machine is brand new.
00:40:24That's impossible.
00:40:25I don't know how that happened.
00:40:27I mean,
00:40:28how could this hobo
00:40:29have the Black Platinum cards?
00:40:32You must have found them
00:40:32in the trash.
00:40:33I told you.
00:40:34I'm Jamie Stark,
00:40:36the head of the Stark household.
00:40:38It's no wonder
00:40:38I have these cards.
00:40:40You know,
00:40:40sometimes I wonder
00:40:41how you idiots
00:40:42are even my competition.
00:40:43You want more proof?
00:40:45Did you know
00:40:46that at every Stark hotel
00:40:48there's a secret passageway
00:40:49and only the CEO
00:40:51knows the key word to them?
00:40:53What are you trying to say?
00:40:58You're too stupid
00:40:59to ask questions.
00:41:02He's getting really lost
00:41:03in the story again.
00:41:04Can you please cover us?
00:41:05I have to get him out of here.
00:41:06Worry not, my lady.
00:41:09What's going on?
00:41:10They hitting it off?
00:41:12If he knows
00:41:13the key word,
00:41:14password,
00:41:15then...
00:41:16then he is,
00:41:17Mr. Stark.
00:41:27The pattern on this lock
00:41:28is from the Stark family.
00:41:30This is a secret passage.
00:41:41Mr. Stark.
00:41:50Are you really Mr. Stark?
00:41:53We married some random person.
00:41:55Turns out,
00:41:56it was the South's richest bachelor.
00:41:58Feel lucky now?
00:42:00I can't say I don't.
00:42:02Mr. Stark?
00:42:05Lannister fooled me
00:42:06into thinking
00:42:07you both were intruders.
00:42:09I never meant to offend you
00:42:11and your wife.
00:42:12Me neither, Mr. Stark.
00:42:13I was being stupid.
00:42:15Lady Brienne.
00:42:18I am so sorry.
00:42:21It was Lannister's fault.
00:42:23I'm just a delivery girl.
00:42:26You know how we lonely creatures
00:42:27like to hold bridges.
00:42:29You are all assholes.
00:42:31That's enough.
00:42:32All of you are idiots.
00:42:34Stupid enough to be fooled.
00:42:35You know,
00:42:36I think it's time
00:42:37we make a change
00:42:38within the North's upper echelon.
00:42:39What do you think,
00:42:40Mr. Baratheon?
00:42:41Mr. Stark is right.
00:42:43From this day forward,
00:42:45any company that deals
00:42:46with Stark or Baratheon
00:42:47will no longer do business
00:42:48with your four families.
00:42:50We'll make you bankrupt.
00:42:52Go forward, Mr. Baratheon.
00:42:53Of course.
00:42:55Since they can't place the bid,
00:42:57the Stark group
00:42:58will run the project.
00:43:00This is bullshit!
00:43:02Oh, no.
00:43:03No, no, no.
00:43:03Come on.
00:43:05I bet I want your back.
00:43:09You can see me.
00:43:12The male strippers?
00:43:14Brynn!
00:43:14What were you thinking?
00:43:15My lady!
00:43:17I'm sorry.
00:43:21I read online
00:43:22that it was a dream of you.
00:43:23Online?
00:43:25What is my new husband
00:43:26going to do?
00:43:26My lady,
00:43:28the Duke personally
00:43:28picked out these strippers
00:43:29for you.
00:43:30And you got married
00:43:31without a word
00:43:31and your father
00:43:32is worried about
00:43:32your happiness.
00:43:33What?
00:43:34So now you're snitching on me?
00:43:35No, no, no.
00:43:36That's not what I'm trying to say.
00:43:37I'm trying to help you
00:43:38and you don't understand.
00:43:39No, no, no.
00:43:39Oh, jeez, my...
00:43:40It's a very tough job.
00:43:43How come she's so close
00:43:44with Mr. Baratheon?
00:43:45She is lover.
00:43:47My dad has bad taste.
00:43:49These strippers
00:43:49have nothing on my husband.
00:43:52Please go in them
00:43:53and tell them
00:43:53I'm married
00:43:54so we can get
00:43:55this nonsense over with.
00:43:57My lady,
00:43:57I will talk
00:43:58to the Duke personally.
00:44:01This is all your fault,
00:44:03Brynn.
00:44:04You're dead
00:44:04if I see you again.
00:44:09Brynnnnnne!
00:44:09What are you doing here?
00:44:11Aren't you worth shooting porn?
00:44:12Brynnne, I'm so sorry.
00:44:15I love you, Brynnne.
00:44:16Marjorie fooled me.
00:44:17Have you been hit in the head?
00:44:19Do you not forget
00:44:20how you just insulted me?
00:44:21What is wrong with you?
00:44:23Brynnne, it's all
00:44:24Marjorie's fault.
00:44:25You're so good to me.
00:44:26How could I not love you?
00:44:27Please, I can be yours again.
00:44:29I could be your only lover.
00:44:31Ew!
00:44:33Blame yourself,
00:44:34not the other woman,
00:44:35you cheater!
00:44:36Leave me alone!
00:44:37Brynn.
00:44:38Brynnnne, have you forgotten?
00:44:40I saved your life
00:44:41three years ago.
00:44:42This is not
00:44:42how you should repay someone.
00:44:44You piece of shit.
00:44:46I would have rather
00:44:47you'd left me on the curb.
00:44:49And I've done enough
00:44:50to repay you
00:44:51for everything you've done.
00:44:52You're pathetic.
00:44:54Leave me alone.
00:44:55Or I will cut your limbs off!
00:44:57Brynnne, you ungrateful bitch!
00:45:00I saved your life.
00:45:02You're so shameless, Viserys.
00:45:04Taking credit for things
00:45:06you didn't do.
00:45:07What are you talking about?
00:45:08Brynnne, don't listen
00:45:09to this quick boy.
00:45:10Halloween three years ago.
00:45:12I had a flight to catch,
00:45:13so I had my men
00:45:14take Bry to the hospital
00:45:15after I saved her.
00:45:16I never thought
00:45:17someone else would
00:45:18take credit for something.
00:45:19The audacity.
00:45:20You were the one
00:45:21that saved me?
00:45:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:45:23Brynnne, don't listen to him.
00:45:24For three years,
00:45:25you dishonored
00:45:26and manipulated her
00:45:28for things you didn't do.
00:45:29That's unforgivable.
00:45:31Nonsense!
00:45:32Brynnne,
00:45:33I took you to the hospital.
00:45:35You saw me there.
00:45:36Really?
00:45:36Really!
00:45:37How many of her bones
00:45:38were broken then?
00:45:39What do you care?
00:45:40Fine, uh...
00:45:41It was three.
00:45:43Series.
00:45:44You don't even know
00:45:45about my injuries.
00:45:46And I was stupid enough
00:45:48to do everything for you
00:45:49for three years!
00:45:50So what?
00:45:51I bet he doesn't know either.
00:45:52She had abdominal injuries.
00:45:54I hired Dr. Katri,
00:45:56one of the best surgeons
00:45:57in the world
00:45:57to take care of her.
00:45:58It was he who saved me.
00:46:00He's a trap.
00:46:01He's lying about the doctors.
00:46:03We're in.
00:46:04We don't know.
00:46:05Know what?
00:46:06This is Mr. Stark,
00:46:08the CEO of the Stark Group.
00:46:09The richest man
00:46:10from the South.
00:46:12Well, uh...
00:46:13No, no, I don't believe this.
00:46:15Mr. Stark is in the South?
00:46:17There's no way he's here.
00:46:18Guards!
00:46:20Throw this man in the sea.
00:46:21No.
00:46:22The whales will feast.
00:46:23This is Brienne.
00:46:24Brienne, I love you
00:46:25three years, Brienne!
00:46:26Wait!
00:46:30What?
00:46:31Does my wife still have feelings
00:46:33for this scumbag?
00:46:35I never want to see him again.
00:46:37Take him to Antarctica.
00:46:39Oh, no, no!
00:46:40You're going to regret this, Brienne!
00:46:42Please, don't let me go!
00:46:43Brienne!
00:46:44Brienne!
00:46:57You should really stop drinking.
00:47:00Why am I so stupid?
00:47:04I never suspected anything
00:47:05for three years.
00:47:07It's not your fault.
00:47:08It's my fault.
00:47:09I should have never left you alone.
00:47:10Yeah.
00:47:12Your fault.
00:47:14Here.
00:47:16You drink up.
00:47:18You know,
00:47:20I get pretty wild
00:47:21when I start drinking.
00:47:25I dare you.
00:47:28Oh, wait!
00:47:31What?
00:47:32She's going to leave me hanging?
00:47:34Here.
00:47:35This should be enough
00:47:36to repay you
00:47:36for your services tonight.
00:47:37Keep the change.
00:47:38Count it as a tip.
00:47:40Bri,
00:47:40I don't want your money.
00:47:42Look,
00:47:43I really like you.
00:47:45Well,
00:47:45I believe in the old saying,
00:47:47Weissmen never fall in love.
00:47:49Feelings are vague.
00:47:51Money
00:47:52is very real.
00:47:56Well, this...
00:47:57This
00:47:59isn't enough
00:48:00to buy me.
00:48:03It's not enough.
00:48:04You can't charge that much
00:48:06even if you're a hot CEO.
00:48:08Get out!
00:48:09No money for you.
00:48:11I'm free!
00:48:19I...
00:48:19Brienne,
00:48:20the great Lady Targaryen.
00:48:23I can't believe
00:48:24I was tricked by a man!
00:48:26You know,
00:48:26I'd never trust another man again.
00:48:28Not that cheater of a series.
00:48:30Or that scammer, Jamie.
00:48:39Jamie?
00:48:39My...
00:48:40My lady!
00:48:41Jamie!
00:48:43I...
00:48:43I mean,
00:48:44Tyrion.
00:48:46Why do I keep
00:48:47getting scammed by men?
00:48:49My lady,
00:48:50what did Jamie do?
00:48:51Men are the worst.
00:48:54Don't worry,
00:48:55I will take care of it.
00:48:59I'll make sure...
00:49:01Hello?
00:49:05How dare you upset my lady!
00:49:07You will not be intimidated.
00:49:09Eden V is the richest man in the South.
00:49:21Hey, handsome.
00:49:24I'm sorry.
00:49:25Can you leave me alone?
00:49:27Unbelievable.
00:49:28My lady is upset.
00:49:30He's out here hooking up with trash.
00:49:32My bad.
00:49:36Hello?
00:49:38Mr. Baratheon!
00:49:40Uh, uh...
00:49:42Mr. Stark!
00:49:43What a coincidence!
00:49:45What are you doing with that?
00:49:47My work is stressful and I like to unwind by recycling bottles.
00:49:54What are you doing here all alone?
00:49:56And who is that woman?
00:49:58I mean, you just got married and you're out having an affair?
00:50:00It's my wife.
00:50:01She kicked me out.
00:50:02She said our relationship is a romantic scam.
00:50:05Oh, romantic scam.
00:50:07Look, my feelings for her are genuine.
00:50:09For some reason, she doesn't believe me.
00:50:11How do you feel about her?
00:50:12Look, I've seen a lot of women,
00:50:15but I'm only attracted to her.
00:50:17What if she asked for dessert?
00:50:20I don't know.
00:50:21I'd buy her every dessert store in the city
00:50:24so she could have a dessert every single day.
00:50:27What if she says it's too hot in the summer?
00:50:29We'll go on vacation to the North Pole.
00:50:32What if she says it's too cold in the winter?
00:50:34We'll buy her a tropical island.
00:50:36What if she asked for the stars?
00:50:37The stars?
00:50:42I don't know if I can do anything about the stars,
00:50:46but I'll invest in NASA,
00:50:48and as soon as possible,
00:50:49I'll take her to Mars.
00:50:51NASA? Mars?
00:50:54God, fuck my skin.
00:50:59Mr. Stark,
00:51:02I can see that you truly care about Brienne.
00:51:05Perhaps I can give you some advice.
00:51:10Maybe, just maybe,
00:51:12Brienne is pushing you away
00:51:12because that asshole broke her heart.
00:51:14Could you stick around?
00:51:27Is that noise?
00:51:30Jamie!
00:51:31Don't be mad,
00:51:32but I definitely broke your lamp.
00:51:34That was a gift
00:51:36from the most handsome French president ever!
00:51:38Pay me back!
00:51:39I knew it!
00:51:40You treasured this life.
00:51:42Can't pay you back right now
00:51:43because I spent most of my money on the project.
00:51:47Since you saved my life,
00:51:49it's fine.
00:51:51Just please leave me alone.
00:51:53Okay.
00:51:54If you want me to leave,
00:51:56I'll leave.
00:52:00Jamie!
00:52:02Stark!
00:52:03That was from the Queen of England!
00:52:04You couldn't pay me back
00:52:05even if you sold yourself on the street!
00:52:08Now get the fuck out of here!
00:52:09What's done is done!
00:52:11Incense,
00:52:12I can't pay you back.
00:52:14I don't have to sell myself to you.
00:52:16Oh,
00:52:17you think it's that easy?
00:52:20If you do this,
00:52:21you'll be my slave.
00:52:24And you'll have to do
00:52:26whatever I tell you to.
00:52:28Well, sign the contract.
00:52:30You want to sign a contract with me?
00:52:32You're asking for this?
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35Okay.
00:52:39Wait!
00:52:40What's wrong?
00:52:40Before you sign the contract,
00:52:42you should know
00:52:43the terms and conditions
00:52:45that are
00:52:49signed.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:55Well, now that you've
00:52:56signed the contract,
00:52:57we should probably talk about-
00:52:59Now that I've signed,
00:53:01you can use me any way you want.
00:53:02and I mean
00:53:04any of it.
00:53:08Alright, um,
00:53:10you can help me deliver parcels
00:53:12at my place tomorrow.
00:53:21Are you scared?
00:53:23Too much for you?
00:53:25Beg me,
00:53:26and I'll pardon you.
00:53:31So, this is your
00:53:33everyday workload?
00:53:35Hmm?
00:53:36You poor thing.
00:53:40Let's go,
00:53:41boss lady.
00:53:50Wow,
00:53:51handsome.
00:53:53Hey, delivery boy.
00:53:54How old are you?
00:53:56Do you have a girlfriend?
00:53:59I'm married.
00:54:13Hey, handsome.
00:54:14Nice muscles.
00:54:16Fancy a boyfriend?
00:54:19He's married.
00:54:32Are you jealous?
00:54:33Why would I be jealous?
00:54:34I'm just mad you're a bad
00:54:35delivery guy who flirts
00:54:36with customers.
00:54:37Work ethic matters.
00:54:39Does it bother you?
00:54:41Stop trying to be slick
00:54:42and get back to work!
00:54:47Wow.
00:54:49We picked up so many at once.
00:54:51There must be a robot arm
00:54:52under here, right?
00:54:53Hmm?
00:54:54Let me see.
00:54:57Yeah?
00:55:02Hey, what are you doing?
00:55:03Put me down!
00:55:03I have a surprise for you.
00:55:04My grandma called,
00:55:05and she's so happy
00:55:06that we just got married.
00:55:07I want to take you
00:55:08to my family dinner tomorrow night.
00:55:10But our marriage is fake.
00:55:12Fake?
00:55:12So what?
00:55:13You're just going to use me
00:55:14and ghost me?
00:55:15No, no, no.
00:55:16I said I'd pay you.
00:55:18Please, honey.
00:55:19I was the least favorite
00:55:20child growing up,
00:55:21and my grandma,
00:55:22she only cares about my brothers.
00:55:24Nobody ever thought
00:55:25I'd get married
00:55:26to a beautiful girl like you.
00:55:28Damn it.
00:55:30Fine.
00:55:30I'll go with you tomorrow
00:55:31and I'll show them
00:55:32that no one in this world
00:55:33can will you
00:55:34except for me.
00:55:37You're the best, babe.
00:55:38All right.
00:55:39Can you put me down now?
00:55:43Wait.
00:55:44I bet I can
00:55:46carry you all the way home
00:55:48just like this.
00:55:49No, thanks.
00:55:50Let me down.
00:55:58Look who's here.
00:56:00The head of our family.
00:56:01Thanks for making us wait.
00:56:03Calm down.
00:56:04You're just early.
00:56:05This is my uncle.
00:56:07He owns the largest
00:56:08shipping company in the South.
00:56:09Uncle,
00:56:11this is Brienne,
00:56:12my wife.
00:56:13Hello, Uncle.
00:56:22Grandma?
00:56:23Grandma?
00:56:24Don't call me that.
00:56:26Children in our family
00:56:27never esoter.
00:56:31Grandma?
00:56:32This is Brienne.
00:56:34I married her out of love.
00:56:36She's very kind.
00:56:37I think you'll like her, too.
00:56:39Kind.
00:56:41She's just a delivery girl.
00:56:43Her nudes were everywhere.
00:56:47Grandma?
00:56:50Brother,
00:56:51I think I know Brienne
00:56:53better than you.
00:56:54Besides,
00:56:55she was framed.
00:56:56We've got it all figured out.
00:56:57What happened,
00:56:58happened.
00:56:59Her reputation
00:57:00has ruined, Jamie.
00:57:02You know,
00:57:02as head of the family,
00:57:03you should just dispose of her.
00:57:05Stannis has a point.
00:57:08You'll shame our family
00:57:10if you stay married.
00:57:11So today,
00:57:13whether you want to or not,
00:57:14you must get a divorce.
00:57:33I'm not signing any papers.
00:57:35I don't want to.
00:57:38You want to kill me?
00:57:40Grandma,
00:57:41don't get so mad.
00:57:42Hey, look,
00:57:42I've got you a gift.
00:57:44It's right.
00:57:45I'm so sorry.
00:57:46I'm late,
00:57:47Grandpa.
00:57:48Melody,
00:57:49so you are the gift.
00:57:52And you're just in time.
00:57:54Talk some sense into Jamie.
00:57:57Jamie,
00:57:59we grew up together.
00:58:01You know that I would be
00:58:02a good wife,
00:58:03not some lowly delivery girl.
00:58:07I barely know her.
00:58:08I mean it.
00:58:10Melody,
00:58:10shut your foul mouth
00:58:12or you can see yourself out.
00:58:14I will not allow this.
00:58:16She's a broke,
00:58:18trailer park trash,
00:58:19and she can't contribute
00:58:21anything of any value
00:58:22to her family.
00:58:24Why are you so stubborn?
00:58:27The only person
00:58:28who can call me names
00:58:29is my father.
00:58:34Since money
00:58:35seems to be the only thing
00:58:36that matters to you,
00:58:38let me show you
00:58:39what real wealth looks like.
00:58:41Bring in my collection
00:58:42of 18th century pearl necklaces,
00:58:44diamond cane,
00:58:45and rare facial cream
00:58:46from India
00:58:47that the Queen of England uses.
00:58:50Oh, and this?
00:58:52This is just the tip
00:58:53of the iceberg.
00:58:55I have a whole collection.
00:58:57I think you're all just talk.
00:58:59How do we know
00:58:59that these aren't fakes?
00:59:01Well, if you think they're fake,
00:59:02why don't you have
00:59:03your uncle examine them?
00:59:06Oh.
00:59:10These pearls are
00:59:13exquisite.
00:59:14The texture is silky,
00:59:16but translucence is divine.
00:59:18These pearls are priceless.
00:59:21The cut of this diamond,
00:59:24impeccable.
00:59:24It's top quality.
00:59:26And this cream,
00:59:27I've heard of it,
00:59:28but I've never used it.
00:59:31Three years ago,
00:59:32the doctor I hired
00:59:33to treat Breanne
00:59:33was the only one
00:59:34who manufactured
00:59:35this facial cream.
00:59:36How come she has this?
00:59:37Maybe she's really...
00:59:39So what if it's real?
00:59:40Maybe it's Jamie's money.
00:59:42Stannis,
00:59:43she didn't use my money
00:59:44to buy this.
00:59:45And even if she did,
00:59:46she's my wife.
00:59:47She can use my money
00:59:48however she wants to.
00:59:50I can't control
00:59:50how she spends money,
00:59:52but random weird products
00:59:54she's given as gifts?
00:59:55What if it kills Grandma?
00:59:57Grandma,
00:59:58how can a selfish bitch
01:00:00like Breanne
01:00:01be a good wife?
01:00:04She's right.
01:00:06Even if the diamonds
01:00:08and the pearls are real,
01:00:10she's still just a sly,
01:00:12trailer trash woman.
01:00:14And if you insist
01:00:16upon staying married,
01:00:17then you must hand over
01:00:19your signature.
01:00:20Breanne.
01:00:21Mother,
01:00:21what do you mean?
01:00:22Well,
01:00:23Breanne can't be
01:00:24the head of our family's wife
01:00:26if they don't get a divorce.
01:00:28Then someone else
01:00:30must step up
01:00:32to be in charge of the...
01:00:33And I wonder
01:00:34who you think
01:00:35would be worthy enough
01:00:36to be my wife.
01:00:38Your parents left you
01:00:39the ring in their will,
01:00:40but usually it goes
01:00:42to the eldest son.
01:00:43So now that you have
01:00:45dishonored our family,
01:00:47I think that Stannis
01:00:48should take over.
01:00:50Rightfully.
01:00:51That's right.
01:00:52To save the honor
01:00:54of our family.
01:00:55I guess I have no choice.
01:00:58I agree.
01:01:00As the eldest,
01:01:02Stannis should be
01:01:03the rightful heir.
01:01:04My parents would have
01:01:05given it to Stannis
01:01:07if he was even capable.
01:01:08Even if I stepped aside,
01:01:10you couldn't handle it.
01:01:11He can't.
01:01:13What about me?
01:01:15Jamie, you're a cruel traitor.
01:01:17I hate your guts.
01:01:18If you would have
01:01:18just apologized
01:01:19I would have forgiven you.
01:01:20But now it's too late.
01:01:24Cruel traitor?
01:01:25You betrayed her?
01:01:27Melanie, shut your mouth.
01:01:29We've never been together.
01:01:30And I've never led you on.
01:01:32She's lying.
01:01:33You embarrassed me.
01:01:35But you'll regret this.
01:01:37Varys, come in.
01:01:41Varys, second in command
01:01:42of the Golden Core.
01:01:43The Golden Core rose to power
01:01:45recently, and rumor has it
01:01:47that bigwigs and politicians
01:01:49are secretly working with them.
01:01:51Not on the Forbes list,
01:01:52but their wealth
01:01:53is enormous.
01:01:55Their boss,
01:01:56unknown only as the Captain,
01:01:58is very mysterious.
01:01:59But Varys
01:02:00has helped us secure
01:02:02our family glory.
01:02:03The Commander and the Captain
01:02:05are the only ones
01:02:06to give Varys orders,
01:02:07but he's devoted to me.
01:02:09So prepare to meet
01:02:10your demise.
01:02:12He's only the second,
01:02:13not the Captain.
01:02:14Don't worry,
01:02:15I got this.
01:02:16No need.
01:02:17They don't know
01:02:18who they're messing with.
01:02:20I was unaware
01:02:21you represented
01:02:22the entire Golden Core.
01:02:24Honor's to the Commander.
01:02:25Save your pleasantries.
01:02:26The Captain is here.
01:02:27You'll acknowledge him.
01:02:29Captain,
01:02:30honor's to the Captain.
01:02:31Varys,
01:02:32my useless nephew,
01:02:34has relied on his parents
01:02:35to get to where he is today.
01:02:36He's nothing.
01:02:37Shut up,
01:02:38you fool.
01:02:39The Captain founded
01:02:40the Golden Core
01:02:40when he was 17.
01:02:42His entire network
01:02:43is more than the Stark family.
01:02:45What?
01:02:45No way!
01:02:46He's the Captain
01:02:47of the Golden Core?
01:02:48Uh,
01:02:49I offended the Captain.
01:02:51He's the Captain?
01:02:53Dad said
01:02:54that's the only person
01:02:55whose age and ability
01:02:56is on par with me.
01:02:57Jamie,
01:02:58why didn't you ever tell us
01:03:00that you were the Captain?
01:03:02That's obvious, Grandma.
01:03:04He founded the Golden Core.
01:03:05Family means nothing to him,
01:03:07I'm sure.
01:03:08I should be the lead
01:03:09of the family.
01:03:10I'm the eldest son.
01:03:12Jamie,
01:03:13did you embezzle
01:03:15family money
01:03:16to fund
01:03:17the Golden Core?
01:03:18Then,
01:03:19the Golden Core
01:03:20is part of
01:03:21the rightful property
01:03:22of Stannis.
01:03:24You always had
01:03:25your favorites,
01:03:26Grandma.
01:03:27The Captain founded
01:03:28the Core
01:03:28before he was
01:03:29head of the Stark family.
01:03:31This doesn't have
01:03:31anything to do with you.
01:03:33Oh.
01:03:34You're a stupid
01:03:35old hag.
01:03:36I bet you don't even know
01:03:38that Stannis and Melanie
01:03:39are poisoning you.
01:03:41That's bullshit!
01:03:42How dare you
01:03:43accuse me of
01:03:44so horrible!
01:03:46What's going on?
01:03:48Grandma,
01:03:48that is why
01:03:49I presented you
01:03:50with the cream
01:03:50because the powder
01:03:51you're wearing
01:03:51right now
01:03:52is poison.
01:03:53How can that be?
01:03:54That was a
01:03:55prestigious royal
01:03:56product that
01:03:57Melanie bought
01:03:58for me.
01:03:59No,
01:04:00I'm sorry,
01:04:01but that is a
01:04:01carcinogenic talcum powder.
01:04:03That's BS!
01:04:04They are from
01:04:05exclusive salons.
01:04:07Trailer trash
01:04:07like you
01:04:08wouldn't know
01:04:09what the difference.
01:04:10Exclusive salons?
01:04:12No!
01:04:14Stannis rented out
01:04:15the warehouse
01:04:15at Ships Amount.
01:04:16Stannis?
01:04:16Is that true?
01:04:18Grandma,
01:04:18I have no idea
01:04:19what this bitch
01:04:19is talking about.
01:04:21How do you know that?
01:04:22You don't have to
01:04:22make things up
01:04:23just to defend me.
01:04:24Don't worry.
01:04:25It's 100% true.
01:04:27What the hell
01:04:27do you know,
01:04:28you tramp delivery girl?
01:04:30Stop spreading
01:04:31this shit!
01:04:37So this
01:04:38is Stannis' order
01:04:39for talcum powder
01:04:41and this
01:04:43is Melanie's order
01:04:44for an empty
01:04:45powder tin.
01:04:46How did you get that?
01:04:48I have colleagues
01:04:48that are more than
01:04:49happy to do me a favor.
01:04:50Her connections
01:04:51are scary.
01:04:53Never rub couriers
01:04:54the wrong way.
01:04:59Grandma,
01:05:00Grandma.
01:05:01Don't believe her.
01:05:03This is fake.
01:05:05Stannis,
01:05:06this is your
01:05:06handwriting.
01:05:08Grandma,
01:05:09even if I got
01:05:10an empty box,
01:05:11who's to say
01:05:12it's filled with
01:05:13talcum powder?
01:05:14You'd have to test it.
01:05:15I know how to test it.
01:05:17How?
01:05:21Why don't we use
01:05:22it on your face?
01:05:27Melanie,
01:05:28Stannis,
01:05:29don't bother.
01:05:32Grandma.
01:05:33Grandma.
01:05:35I knew you'd
01:05:36believe in us.
01:05:37Thank you,
01:05:38Grandma.
01:05:39Melanie,
01:05:40you told me
01:05:41this product
01:05:42was edible,
01:05:43right?
01:05:45Stannis,
01:05:47make her
01:05:48eat it.
01:05:54Stannis!
01:05:55How could you?
01:05:58No!
01:06:00Cleary,
01:06:01bitch!
01:06:04Take it!
01:06:06Come on!
01:06:08Oh!
01:06:08Ah!
01:06:09What?
01:06:09Ah!
01:06:12Ah!
01:06:15Oh, my God!
01:06:21Ah!
01:06:22Ah!
01:06:22Ah!
01:06:23Oh, my God!
01:06:29There's nothing we can do.
01:06:32I loved him with all my heart and soul.
01:06:36And he poisoned me.
01:06:38For what?
01:06:40For wealth.
01:06:42What a wonderful grandson.
01:06:48No.
01:06:49Mom.
01:06:50It's the poison and the shock.
01:06:52Oh my God.
01:06:53I'm going to call the ambulance.
01:06:56Jamie, you're now the head of this dark family.
01:07:00I didn't expect her to go like this.
01:07:03Don't worry.
01:07:05You still have me.
01:07:08Congratulations, Captain.
01:07:11You got rid of two heartless backstabbers.
01:07:14They were my family.
01:07:16With all due respect, Captain, you have been too kind to leeches.
01:07:21Not now, but maybe in the future.
01:07:22Cut to the chase.
01:07:24Please divorce her, Captain.
01:07:26Please divorce her, Captain.
01:07:28Varys, you're basically begging me to banish you to the rainforest.
01:07:32Captain.
01:07:33Varys, Miss Brienne is our Captain's perfect match.
01:07:37She is kind, beautiful, and honorable.
01:07:40Stay out of this.
01:07:41Even if that's all true, she's still just a delivery girl.
01:07:44She's not worthy of the Captain.
01:07:46Whether she's worthy or not is not up for you to decide.
01:07:49Please divorce her, Captain.
01:07:50Please divorce her, Captain.
01:07:52Varys, are you trying to make my decisions for me?
01:07:55Captain, but this woman-
01:07:56You're stupid.
01:07:57God, you're so stupid.
01:07:59With your recklessness and irresponsibility,
01:08:02sooner or later, the Targaryens will bankrupt you.
01:08:04Why do you care about his wedding anyway?
01:08:07Who are you?
01:08:07The state government?
01:08:08Listen, not only are we not going to get divorced,
01:08:11we're going to have the most grand wedding.
01:08:13Captain.
01:08:15Oh, no, don't worry.
01:08:16You'll definitely be on the guest list.
01:08:18Because I want to prove to you whether I'm worthy of Jamie or not.
01:08:23Okay.
01:08:35She bullies you, and yet you're still taking care of her.
01:08:39You don't understand.
01:08:40When I was born, the fortune teller said I'd bring death to everyone in my family.
01:08:45No one likes that.
01:08:48You must have had a hard time growing up.
01:08:58Everyone only seems to care that I founded the Golden Core when I was 17.
01:09:02Except for you.
01:09:05Do you seem to care about me?
01:09:09Well, you're my husband.
01:09:11Well, what about you?
01:09:12I've never met anybody in your family.
01:09:14Did you have a hard time, too?
01:09:17Well, my dad likes to disappear a lot.
01:09:19I guess he's out traveling the world.
01:09:22But he always sends people to watch over me when he's not around.
01:09:25And without them, finding the evidence wouldn't have been so easy.
01:09:30You've got to stop lying about being a Targaryen, honey.
01:09:33My men, they're upset at you.
01:09:35And not even the Golden Core can protect you from the Targaryen's rage.
01:09:38We'll really be homeless.
01:09:40I'm not lying.
01:09:41I think you'll see you when you meet my dad at our wedding.
01:09:46I don't think you'll see you when by the way I can get them.
01:09:54See you when I went to the first dance party?
01:09:59Oh, thank you.
01:10:01Wow.
01:10:01He seems yummy.
01:10:05Brie, I'm here.
01:10:06No rush.
01:10:20Sir, the drink you order.
01:10:42Well, well.
01:10:44You're awake.
01:10:47You?
01:10:49You drug my drink?
01:10:52Let's see if you're this feisty in bed.
01:10:56Get your filthy hands off of me.
01:10:58Playing hard to get, huh?
01:11:00Let me take care of you today.
01:11:05How dare you touch my lid?
01:11:14Do you even know who I am?
01:11:19Mess with me and you'll regret it.
01:11:21Oh really?
01:11:22Security!
01:11:24Tie her up and hang her in the lobby for a day and a night.
01:11:28You wouldn't dare.
01:11:30I'm a lady.
01:11:31And I'm THE Lady Targaryen.
01:11:34Get her out of here.
01:11:36What?
01:11:36No!
01:11:37You can't do that!
01:11:41Brie, I'm hot.
01:11:43I think it's a drug.
01:11:44You idiot.
01:11:46You have to learn how to take care of yourself.
01:11:53You're my wife.
01:11:54I have you to protect me.
01:12:08You're my wife.
01:12:10I have you to protect me.
01:12:19Feeling better?
01:12:21Not quite.
01:12:23Still feeling in the well?
01:12:25Headache?
01:12:26I'm a little warm.
01:12:27Maybe the drug hasn't worn off yet?
01:12:30Maybe we can, you know, again?
01:12:33Stop it!
01:12:34You're completely fine now.
01:12:36Better than fine, actually.
01:12:38Besides, I told you I have to go meet my dad to deliver our wedding invitations today.
01:12:41I'm already running late.
01:12:43Wait.
01:12:44We've been married for a while.
01:12:45And I still haven't met your father.
01:12:47I'll come with.
01:12:47No, no, no.
01:12:48Um.
01:12:49You'll meet him at the wedding.
01:12:51Besides, I want to try on wedding dresses.
01:12:53And you can't see it before the ceremony.
01:12:55I want it to be a surprise.
01:12:57Alright then.
01:13:09Wait a minute.
01:13:10Next week?
01:13:12No, no.
01:13:14The 200 unmanned planes out there won't be here yet.
01:13:17Now, I wanted to show those off at your wedding.
01:13:19Dad.
01:13:20Dad, you promised.
01:13:23You weren't going to go overboard.
01:13:25Like, I don't want to freak out my new husband.
01:13:27200 unmanned planes?
01:13:28We'll make national headlines.
01:13:30Okay.
01:13:31Okay, fine.
01:13:34By the way, there's a student that I sponsored in the city.
01:13:38She's about your age.
01:13:40Why don't you invite her to your wedding as well?
01:13:43No, thank you.
01:13:44I don't really want strangers at my wedding.
01:13:46Maybe next time though.
01:13:48Um.
01:13:49I have to go try on wedding dresses now.
01:13:51Okay?
01:13:52I'll see you later.
01:13:54He still needs my approval.
01:13:56No man is worthy of my daughter.
01:13:58No man is worthy of my daughter.
01:14:04He still needs my approval.
01:14:07Shitty luck.
01:14:09These wounds took over a week to heal.
01:14:15Oh.
01:14:16Oh.
01:14:24Such a nice fag.
01:14:27Hmm.
01:14:28If only I wasn't just a student sponsored by Duke Targaryen, but his real daughter.
01:14:32Isn't she the one who was shopping with Lord Targaryen the other day?
01:14:36She must be the Lady Targaryen.
01:14:39My lady.
01:14:40This is from our recent collection.
01:14:43It looks perfect on you.
01:14:45It's only $800,000.
01:14:47For you, that's just like some snack money.
01:14:50I was mistaken for the lady again.
01:14:53Too bad I can't afford this.
01:14:57A little bird told me Lady Targaryen likes to shop around.
01:14:59She surely looks like her.
01:15:06My lady.
01:15:07Why are you so careless?
01:15:09Your shoes are covered in dirt.
01:15:16Good job.
01:15:18What's your name?
01:15:20I'm Viserys.
01:15:23I managed to get an invitation to the wedding of my former ex-girlfriend and Jamie Stark.
01:15:29I'll do anything you ask if you help me get back at them, my lady.
01:15:34That bag is only $800,000.
01:15:37If you buy it for me, then I'll consider.
01:15:42I swam so hard to get here from the North Pole.
01:15:44If Lady Targaryen helps me, I can have my revenge.
01:15:48He bought it?
01:15:49Guess I'll pretend to be Lady Targaryen just once.
01:15:51I can donate my kidney to your dad for $800,000.
01:15:58Excuse me, mess.
01:15:59What are we taking, mess?
01:16:03Well, what do you say, my lady?
01:16:06I can't wait to paint this wedding red.
01:16:10Consider the wedding crimson.
01:16:19Ladies and gentlemen, here is our bride.
01:16:22Miss Breanne, do you take Mr. Jamie's hand in marriage?
01:16:26I do.
01:16:27I object.
01:16:30The series!
01:16:31I object this wedding.
01:16:35Why is this madman here?
01:16:37Breanne, throw him out.
01:16:38Touch me if you dare.
01:16:41Tick. Tick.
01:16:42Oh!
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:47Looks pretty big, huh?
01:16:50Breanne, you traitor!
01:16:52You bankrupt me and threw me out to sea.
01:16:55You know I can't swim.
01:16:56I almost drowned.
01:16:57You were too merciful, weren't you?
01:16:59You should have tied him to a rock.
01:17:01Guess I was too kind to him.
01:17:02Don't start flirting here!
01:17:03I can blow up everyone in here to pieces!
01:17:05Are you crazy?
01:17:06All of my men are here.
01:17:08Hmm.
01:17:09I'm not here, Mom.
01:17:10The Starks have nothing on Lady Targaryen.
01:17:13Hmm? Me?
01:17:15Lady Targaryen!
01:17:22Isn't the groom that hot guy I couldn't sleep with?
01:17:26I gotta have him this time.
01:17:28The woman from the hotel?
01:17:30I won't let her ruin my wedding with Breanne.
01:17:32She wanted to sleep with my man, and now she's impersonating me?
01:17:35Greetings to you all!
01:17:38I'm Lady Targaryen.
01:17:41Targaryens have half of the world's wealth.
01:17:43Compared to the Starks, they're just minions.
01:17:45Well that is true!
01:17:47She's not Lady Targaryen.
01:17:49How are you still going on with this Targaryen act?
01:17:51Are you serious?
01:17:52I looked into it!
01:17:54She's the real deal!
01:17:55You're nothing but a trailer trash bitch!
01:17:58Do not disrespect our lady.
01:18:00Who's talking?
01:18:01I'll pull everyone in here!
01:18:03Wait!
01:18:04No one needs to die on my wedding day.
01:18:06You want money?
01:18:07Fine.
01:18:08You can have it.
01:18:09No.
01:18:10No.
01:18:11My man will be here soon.
01:18:13I want to see how far he can go.
01:18:15Still talking shit, huh?
01:18:18Well, have fun getting married now!
01:18:19Listen to me!
01:18:21Wait.
01:18:23I've a better idea.
01:18:25Get your ex in hell and the groom can stay in heaven with me.
01:18:31Jaime, why don't you marry me instead?
01:18:34I'll make sure the rest of your life is beyond comfortable.
01:18:38Fuck it.
01:18:39Even a one night stand with him is worth it.
01:18:41You know I can tell you're lying.
01:18:42I can see it in your eyes.
01:18:44Even if you are Lady Targaryen, I'm not going to betray my wife just for power.
01:18:50Captain!
01:18:53Please marry Lady Targaryen.
01:18:55Fairies?
01:18:56How dare you?
01:18:57Captain!
01:18:59Only Lady Targaryen is worthy of you!
01:19:01How can you marry this trash?
01:19:03You're shameless.
01:19:04But I am Lady Targaryen.
01:19:06You have bewitched our captain!
01:19:09You liar!
01:19:11Jaime is the captain of the Golden Corpse?
01:19:14But still, he's got nothing on Lady Targaryen.
01:19:17I still have the upper hand.
01:19:19He's the captain?
01:19:20I'll be rich if he's mine.
01:19:22How could you marry this trashy nobody?
01:19:25I'm perfect for you.
01:19:27You're such an imposter.
01:19:28You know, I know that you want my man and my identity.
01:19:31But maybe in the next life you could be a Targaryen.
01:19:34Hmm?
01:19:35Imposter.
01:19:36Me?
01:19:38The Targaryens run the world.
01:19:41And your man is mine too.
01:19:44Bree!
01:19:46Don't listen to her.
01:19:47You're the only one that matters to me.
01:19:50Hmm.
01:19:50I like a little competition.
01:19:52Especially from a handsome man.
01:19:54Simple.
01:19:56My lady, we're here to kill them, not hunt for boys.
01:20:00That's enough, Lady Targaryen.
01:20:03This is your last chance to leave with this scumbag.
01:20:06Or else you'll pay the price.
01:20:07Do you think she actually loves you?
01:20:10If I pay her well enough, I'm sure she'll leave.
01:20:13Really?
01:20:15Yeah, um...
01:20:16I dare you to say that again.
01:20:19It's over.
01:20:20She's the real Lady Targaryen.
01:20:22But it seems no one here knows it.
01:20:26You're just Tyrion's lover.
01:20:28How dare you talk back to me?
01:20:31You're Tyrion's lover?
01:20:33Tyrion must have sent you to fool the captain!
01:20:37How did you get to be second in command?
01:20:40You're so gullible.
01:20:41Varys, I know Brienne better than anyone.
01:20:43Those are just rumors.
01:20:45Captain!
01:20:46This woman is not good enough for you!
01:20:48Know your place, fairies.
01:20:50My lady!
01:20:52Please!
01:20:53Help us!
01:20:55Please get rid of this bitch!
01:20:57If we killed Lady Targaryen and blamed it on the Golden Corpse,
01:21:02maybe I'll inherit the Duke's fortune as his only adopted daughter!
01:21:06Golden Corr.
01:21:08You can do anything.
01:21:10The Targaryens will back you up.
01:21:16Kill Brienne!
01:21:21Kill Brienne!
01:21:22Brienne!
01:21:23This is my gift for Captain.
01:21:26It's a sacred sword that frees souls.
01:21:29If you really love Captain,
01:21:31kill yourself with it.
01:21:32And set Captain free.
01:21:36Oh, I see.
01:21:38You all love me.
01:21:41I killed myself.
01:21:44My lady, go!
01:21:49My lady.
01:21:53What are you doing with that sword?
01:21:54You do not have to kill yourself at your own wedding.
01:21:57The Duke is late that I rushed here with gifts.
01:21:59But doesn't it look so good with my outfit?
01:22:00I mean, come on.
01:22:01A bride with a sword?
01:22:03Cool, right?
01:22:04My lady.
01:22:05They want you dead.
01:22:06There's no time for jokes.
01:22:07Come on.
01:22:09I knew you'd be here.
01:22:10And then they don't know the truth.
01:22:12This is ridiculous.
01:22:14This is the great Lady Targaryen.
01:22:16And how dare you try to kill her?
01:22:18You are Lady Targaryen?
01:22:19No way.
01:22:22Wait, is the captain's wife Lady Targaryen?
01:22:25So that woman just now is an imposter?
01:22:27What?
01:22:28She's too natural to be an imposter, right?
01:22:31Mr. Baratheon.
01:22:32Mr. Baratheon.
01:22:32You told us before.
01:22:33She's just a delivery girl.
01:22:35There's no way she could be a Targaryen.
01:22:37This must be a lie.
01:22:39How dare you to harness my lady's name.
01:22:42I will not spare you.
01:22:43Leave her from a golden court.
01:22:46Mr. Baratheon.
01:22:47I know I saw you that day with Brienne.
01:22:49She's your lover.
01:22:50I won't slander the lady I slander.
01:22:53Not so tough now, huh?
01:22:54Wait, you killed Mr. Baratheon.
01:22:57So she really is his lover, right?
01:22:59What a slut.
01:23:01She hooked up with the richest man in the north and bend this up.
01:23:07See?
01:23:08Her name is already tarnished.
01:23:10Brienne the fucking slut.
01:23:13Viserys.
01:23:14I was too easy on you before.
01:23:16I should have sent you to hell.
01:23:19You?
01:23:20I have a Targaryen.
01:23:22Show me what you got!
01:23:26My lady, what are you doing?
01:23:28I'm...
01:23:29The Duke Targaryen's here.
01:23:43Father!
01:23:45I'm so glad you're finally here.
01:23:47Greetings, my lord.
01:23:47The Duke Targaryen.
01:23:53Cersei?
01:23:55What are you doing here?
01:23:58I...
01:24:01So...
01:24:03You're Jamie.
01:24:05I am.
01:24:08Not bad.
01:24:09You are a ten.
01:24:11And I hear you're the captain of the Golden Core.
01:24:13That's right.
01:24:15Or you're a perfect match for my daughter.
01:24:17She does have a good eye.
01:24:20Forget it.
01:24:21I'm not marrying your daughter.
01:24:23I already have a wife.
01:24:24And I love her.
01:24:27What'd you say?
01:24:29Duke Targaryen.
01:24:31Look at me.
01:24:32I'm Viserys.
01:24:34I'm head over heels alone with your daughter.
01:24:36We're a perfect match.
01:24:41Someone send this scum off to the North Pole.
01:24:46Whoa!
01:24:46Yeah, back up.
01:24:48What are you doing?
01:24:52Lady Targaryen?
01:24:54You know I stole my king to get you that bag after everything we've been through.
01:24:58You can't do this to me!
01:24:59Enough, you idiot!
01:25:01I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:25:03Get lost!
01:25:06I knew you were crazy.
01:25:09Luckily, this bomb is fake.
01:25:11Or else you'd have gotten me killed today.
01:25:14Sir, please get rid of him.
01:25:16Please, and I'll leave too.
01:25:22Lady Targaryen, you want to marry our captain, right?
01:25:26So why are you leaving when Duke Targaryen gets here?
01:25:29You can marry our captain!
01:25:30Right here!
01:25:31Right now!
01:25:31Varys!
01:25:32I've had enough of you!
01:25:34Off to the North Pole!
01:25:35Captain!
01:25:36Hold up!
01:25:37So they are mistaken.
01:25:39Little brat, let me test you.
01:25:43So...
01:25:45Somebody has been bullying my daughter behind my back.
01:25:48And Jaime, you don't like my daughter.
01:25:52Duke Targaryen, all due respect.
01:25:55I'm not going to betray my wife just to marry your daughter.
01:25:58If you're offended, I understand.
01:26:01The Golden Core and I will accept the consequences.
01:26:11You've got to stop teasing him!
01:26:15Dad?
01:26:16Oh!
01:26:17Yeah!
01:26:19Jaime, let me introduce you to your father-in-law, Duke Targaryen.
01:26:24Yes, that Targaryen family.
01:26:27So you're a Targaryen?
01:26:29I only told you like a million times!
01:26:31You didn't believe me!
01:26:33No!
01:26:34No!
01:26:35No, no, no, no, no!
01:26:37This cannot be real!
01:26:39How can this be?
01:26:41Jaime, my son-in-law.
01:26:44It looks like you really love Brienne.
01:26:46And it makes me feel good that you'll be by her side.
01:26:49I'll always be by her side.
01:26:51Hmm.
01:26:54And you.
01:26:55I graciously chose to sponsor you.
01:26:58Yet you pose as my daughter.
01:27:00I can't believe it!
01:27:02Duke Targaryen, please, please spare me.
01:27:04I won't happen again.
01:27:06No.
01:27:07It's too late.
01:27:09How do you choose to punish her?
01:27:11Baby girl?
01:27:14Hmm...
01:27:16Well...
01:27:16You know, I think...
01:27:18I think...
01:27:21She should be sent to the North Pole.
01:27:25For...
01:27:25For ten years!
01:27:27Yes, my lady!
01:27:33No...
01:27:33Duke Targaryen, please, please, please!
01:27:35You can't send me back to the North Pole!
01:27:37I was there before!
01:27:38I almost drowned!
01:27:38They didn't have any money!
01:27:39I didn't know what to do with myself!
01:27:40I'm serious!
01:27:42Dad.
01:27:43I'll deal with him.
01:27:49You don't want to go back to the North Pole?
01:27:52Oh...
01:27:52Mr. Stark...
01:27:53Please...
01:27:54I'm so sorry!
01:27:56Just spit me!
01:27:58Bran...
01:27:59Throw him in a volcano!
01:28:00Yes, sir!
01:28:02There's no fucking way!
01:28:03There's no fucking way!
01:28:04There's no fucking way!
01:28:05I bet that fucking North Pole-
01:28:06Mmm!
01:28:08Mmm!
01:28:09Mmm!
01:28:11Captain...
01:28:12My lady...
01:28:13My apologies.
01:28:15I was blind!
01:28:16And I tarnished the lady's name.
01:28:18I'll send myself to the North Pole and make sure the Golden Corpse thrives there.
01:28:23And I won't come back!
01:28:25Unless...
01:28:26You allow me?
01:28:27Good.
01:28:28Go now.
01:28:33Bran...
01:28:34Where were we?
01:28:39Brienne Targaryen...
01:28:40Do you take Jaime Stark as your lawfully wedded husband to be in love with him for the rest of
01:28:44your life?
01:28:45I do.
01:28:48Jaime Stark...
01:28:49Do you take Brienne Targaryen...
01:28:50I do.
01:28:52You may kiss me cry.
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