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Some rules are meant to be broken, especially when scandalous passion takes control and ruins everything you thought you knew. Navigating the complex boundaries of the heart, lessons in love explores the intoxicating and forbidden journey of two souls who simply can't stay away from each other. Experience the full emotional rollercoaster—watch the complete drama now!
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00:21You
00:22See kittens after you belong on all fours
00:27The name is kitten, mouth breather
00:29Good boy kitten
00:32Why don't you give me a little kick
00:34I'll either hiss or piss himself
00:35Let's find out
00:37Come on man
00:39What?
00:43Don't make me call PETA
00:47We gotta ruin all my fun, I just started
00:50Yeah, trust me
00:51Screwing around with us losers is never as fun as you think it's gonna be
00:53You know my neighbor, no fun
00:56Whatever
01:02Hello
01:06When did my sweet damsel find a knight in shining armor to slay his dragons for him?
01:11Kind of thought that was my gig
01:13Okay, well clearly you got some room for improvement
01:15I was giving you space because I thought River wanted to rekindle the friendship
01:18Not gonna happen, he's too busy swinging his bat around
01:20Solid wood, you know
01:21To give a fuck about the lowly son of his family's housekeeper
01:25And he is quite skilled at running the bases, I hear
01:27Which you won't catch me fantasizing about anymore, I'm over it
01:30Oh, so the song about River
01:32You're not still hoping he's gonna be your first kiss
01:36Or dare I say first everything
01:38Hadley, you were my first kiss
01:40That was when I thought you were straight and it does not count
01:43You should stop trying to ruin romance with the technicality
01:59Let's stop, let's take a beat
02:00Let's take a beat
02:01Okay
02:01River
02:04Tempo
02:05Is critical here
02:06I need you to feel the flow of the music
02:10Yeah
02:10I don't need you to get all the way here
02:12But the way that you're playing now is not
02:17Sounding like a passing grade
02:20It's an art selective
02:21I didn't even know it was possible to fail
02:24Well that's why I usually ask my beginner students to start with harmonica
02:28Be so for real, I'm not gonna be seen tonguing harmonica
02:31You're not helping your case here
02:34Look, Mr. Ward, if I fail this class, I'm gonna be benched for postseason
02:39The whole school's counting on me
02:41Oh, the pressures of the mayor's perfect son, okay, I get it
02:44Alright, and I am impressed by how well you play your tiny violin
02:49But River
02:51I am going to need to hear some miraculous improvement by midterms
02:57Or you were warming that bench
03:00Find a tutor
03:04Okay
03:17On the outside looking in
03:21I really wasn't sure what I was getting
03:23Between the highways
03:26On the sea
03:27Waiting for something to get free
03:31I wasn't sure what I was hoping for
03:36You summoned me?
03:41Now come in.
03:42Bar is the perfect temperature for you to beat me in a cannonball contest.
03:46We're not five anymore, River.
03:49Cannonballs can't fix us.
04:22I need to talk to you.
04:28Look, I know I'm probably not your favorite person these days.
04:37The thing is, I need you, kid.
04:43You need me?
04:47I need you to teach me how to play guitar.
04:52Oh.
04:54You make it look so easy.
04:57And I may or may not be failing my music elective.
05:03And if I don't get it together and pass this class, then I'll be benched for postseason.
05:09Tough break.
05:13And my mom, she's up for re-election soon, too.
05:20She's going to want to show off her hometown hero.
05:22You know that?
05:22River, you've been avoiding me for the past six years.
05:26Why would I help you now?
05:28Come on, kid.
05:30You know you miss spending time with me.
05:36And if you ask real nicely, I'll even start sleeping over again.
05:43Joe, bro, I know, we're too old for that.
05:48But you are seriously vulnerable at school.
05:53And I could offer protection.
05:55Like how you protected me today.
06:01Find a new loser to tutor you.
06:04One that's actually fun to screw around with.
06:16And I didn't want to be some sort of simp, so I said my piece and I left.
06:20It's giving confidence, which I love for you.
06:22Good mouth.
06:23But I just can't believe that you turned him down.
06:25You like him.
06:27River and I together.
06:29That's never going to happen.
06:34No, kid.
06:36As much as I want to protect your squishy little heart, I cannot let you self-sabotage like that.
06:41It's not self-sabotage.
06:42It's self-defense.
06:43Text him.
06:44Okay, you want River to kiss you.
06:46And he doesn't want to.
06:47Because he's not into guys and he's not into me.
06:49Deep breath.
06:51Manifest with me.
06:52Manifest.
06:54You can do it.
06:56Text him.
06:57And you want him to kiss you.
06:59So you get close enough to lean in.
07:12And I want you to know I'm done pretending to let her.
07:21Let the hell, River, give a guy a warning.
07:24You were the one who invited me here.
07:27I assume you came around on my proposal and it's mutual benefits.
07:33Don't get too cocky.
07:35What's it going to take?
07:37You can email my niece.
07:47Would you please do me the honor of teaching me the song that you just played?
07:54Seriously.
07:55It was fire.
08:00Probably not.
08:01It's a little heavy on the F chord, so it's tricky for the fingers.
08:06So I'll take that as a yes.
08:08Which means it's time for you to prove your worth, Hendrix.
08:11Show me.
08:16Come on.
08:17Okay.
08:19That one has to go down there.
08:22And this is on the top one.
08:23You need to press hard.
08:25It kind of hurts.
08:26I am.
08:26Okay.
08:28I am.
08:28Harder.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Don't move.
08:32Okay.
08:33And I'll give it a downstroke.
08:39Just strumming the chord.
08:40Hmm.
08:42Trying to make me blush, Kit?
08:45Because I think it might be backfired.
08:49Stop.
08:50It's cute.
08:50It's embarrassing.
08:53It's genuine.
09:02Okay.
09:02I'll let that.
09:08Okay.
09:09Maybe you were right about that.
09:10Okay.
09:10I started with happy birthday as a kid, but there are other.
09:19What are you doing?
09:25What are you doing, Robert?
09:29Are you going to kiss me?
09:35I'm not gay, Kit.
09:40But you do, um, have an eyelash.
09:49May I?
09:57Have anything you've been wanting to wish for?
10:06No, Lord.
10:22We should probably get back to it.
10:24I've got a lot more stroking to do if I want to finish strong.
10:31It's just too easy.
10:32You know, you gotta start making me work for it, Kit.
10:41It was humiliating, had we?
10:46I don't understand what about this story is humiliating.
10:50There's a sweet eyelash moment.
10:51There's a wink.
10:52I mean, God.
10:53Robert is actually the CEO of flirting.
10:55But it isn't actually flirting because he isn't actually gay.
10:58Gay or not, two winks in a week is not accidental.
11:01Well, then he must have an eye twitch or something.
11:03Because every time I see him at school, he has Carrie's hands all over him.
11:06Okay, well.
11:09Not a hard launch post in sight.
11:11And if they were in a relationship, Carrie would not be subtle about it.
11:20You're not wrong.
11:22Obviously.
11:24I mean, maybe he's bi.
11:26Why would you rule out a whole gender when you can charm the pants off anyone?
11:29Yeah, right.
11:31Well, I'll prove it.
11:32I'll kiss him.
11:34Say what?
11:36How did I know that you were a guy?
11:39You kissed me at that party freshman year?
11:41Mm-hmm.
11:41And then I knew immediately.
11:44And I think it's like a superpower of mine.
11:46I mean, I'm still in the beta phase of testing.
11:48But you know what they say?
11:49Gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find the gays.
11:54You didn't like that one?
11:56So what makes you think River would just let you kiss him randomly?
11:59Uh, hello?
12:02Mm-hmm.
12:03And you know, even you let me stick my tongue down your throat and you were a strong six on
12:07the Kinsey scale.
12:13Okay, fine.
12:15Okay, fine.
12:16Okay, fine.
12:17Work your magic.
12:19Fine.
12:25Stupid laughter.
12:28I feel like a number one
12:32Under the fading sun
12:55I cannot confirm without a kiss, but I think it's safe to say that River Young is interested
13:00in boys, or at least one boy.
13:02Who?
13:04Who do you think?
13:06I couldn't even get to first base with that dummy because he kept asking me questions about
13:10you.
13:13So now I should just...
13:17Make a move.
13:20Okay.
13:21Yeah.
13:22Get off that bench.
13:23Dive in.
13:24Water's warm.
13:24Water's fine.
13:26Thumbs up is good.
13:27Yes.
13:27Energy.
13:28Bring it.
13:29Manifest that.
13:31Get him.
13:31Now the dreams are scattered
13:35And there's no way back where we are
13:38I'm just gonna break the line
13:46You just gotta break the line
13:54Hey.
13:55I was hoping I might see you today.
13:58You were?
13:59Yeah.
14:00So I can beg you for a different song to practice?
14:05I, uh...
14:07Playing happy birthday on repeat is making me crave cake
14:10And I can't exactly be wolfing down funfighty right before postseason.
14:17Don't cream your shorts, kittens.
14:19You're not exactly River's type.
14:25How do you know what my type is?
14:28I know it's not this little bitch.
14:47What, did he have a crush on you or something?
14:53Don't know.
14:53Don't care.
14:55All right, class.
14:56Let's open our textbooks to page 87.
15:07Okay, where does the pinky go for the G chord?
15:09Third fret, first string.
15:12Okay.
15:13And so then that's the same for the A, right?
15:14No.
15:18Why are you being so emo today?
15:20Don't know, don't care.
15:24Is this about the Darius thing, earlier?
15:32My end of the deal is to provide you protection at school.
15:37What more are you looking for?
15:39Nothing.
15:41Mind of the deal is to teach you guitar.
15:43Doesn't mean you have to be excited about it.
15:45Fair point.
15:52That's the G.
15:58We're not friends like we used to be.
16:03And whose fault is that?
16:05Does it matter?
16:09That's the A.
16:10No pinky.
16:17Look, I have a lot of good memories from those days.
16:19But we grew apart.
16:22We made new friends and got into different things.
16:27I don't disagree.
16:29I don't disagree.
16:30Great.
16:31So then we're on the same page.
16:36This deals strictly business.
16:41Fine.
16:43You protect me from your friends, and I won't pretend to be one of them.
16:49Okay.
16:52Good work today.
16:57Are you kicking me out?
16:59I taught you the chords.
17:01Lesson's over.
17:02Good work today.
17:31He wrote a little song.
17:33Darius, do you want to have some fun with this?
17:36I can already tell this one just sucks.
17:38Oh, half a heartbeat.
17:42That sounds like trash.
17:44Can you guys just lay off?
17:46Aw, River, don't tell me you have a soft spot for the little kitty cat.
17:51Meow.
17:53I have a conscience.
17:54Oh, yeah? You sure it's not a crush?
18:00Yeah, I mean, come on.
18:02Am I not enough for you, River?
18:06You want to suck Kit's dick instead?
18:13God forbid, I want to keep you out of detention.
18:16Hey, fire in the hole.
18:20Seriously?
18:26Oh, that was so good.
18:30This is for you, kittens.
18:34All right, class, that's enough. Settle down.
18:51Hey.
18:52No.
18:53I'm going to talk and you're going to listen, okay?
19:00My eyes are up here, Kit.
19:05Okay, I'm here to tell you that I'm terminating a ordeal.
19:08Your what?
19:09The goons you call friends were bullying me, and you didn't do a damn thing to stop it.
19:13No, I did try.
19:15Really?
19:17Because the way that I remember it is that you weren't even man enough to look me in the eyes.
19:21This whole town treats you like you're some sort of hero because you set records swinging around a bat,
19:25but that thing is useless without the balls to back it up.
19:30Hey.
19:37I thought you were so much better than the person you pretend to be with your friends.
19:44But I guess I was wrong.
19:47I've never seen you so riled up before.
19:51It's adorable.
19:53Hey, no, wait.
19:54Don't go.
19:57I want you to know that I would have stepped in to protect you from physical harm.
20:00Bullying is more than just physical.
20:01Okay, yeah, yeah.
20:02I get that now.
20:04I was selfish.
20:08I didn't want to cross the scene, and you got hurt because I promise it won't happen again, kid.
20:22I want you to feel safe with me like I feel safe with you.
20:28That's all I want.
20:32And I want you to know that I would really miss our guitar lessons.
20:39Not just because I enjoy making you blush, not much.
20:42I want you to know that I would really miss our guitar lessons.
20:59So we have a deal?
21:01Again?
21:13Hey, we're having a post-game party Friday night.
21:15You should come.
21:16I'm not really sure that's...
21:17Look, Darius and Carrie are just going to have to accept that you're my...
21:20River!
21:21Time for dinner!
21:24Come to the party Friday.
21:26And I want to make sure you have a good time.
21:30See you, kid.
21:37Kid, we're going inside.
21:39What is the worst that could happen?
21:41I'm so glad you asked.
21:43I've spent the past 72 hours thinking about it.
21:45Okay, let's hear it.
21:46It starts off innocently.
21:47We get to the party, find the alcohol, grab a jello shot.
21:51Five jello shots.
21:53Five jello shots.
21:55River approaches us, asks me to be his partner in beer pong.
21:57I graciously allow you to ditch me.
21:59But you can't.
22:00Because I suck at beer pong, I won't make a single cup, and I'll spend the rest of the
22:04party trilling under the table while Darius and Carrie meow at me.
22:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:09Okay, so hard no on the beer pong.
22:11But there are plenty of other ways to have fun at the party.
22:14Plus, they won the game, so everyone's going to be in good spirits.
22:17And I see the jello shots.
22:18Let's go do shots.
22:24What are you doing here?
22:28This house has a no pet policy, so if you don't want to get punished, you better get
22:35on your knees and crawl.
22:39Kit!
22:40You made it!
22:42What?
22:43You invited the freak?
22:45Of course!
22:46Without him, I'd fail my music collective and be benched for our postseason games.
22:54You don't want that, do you?
22:57No.
22:59Right.
23:00So say thank you, Kit.
23:06Thank you, Kit.
23:09That was nice.
23:11And now that you're here, you have enough people for suck and blow.
23:15Suck and what?
23:16Let's go.
23:18Wait, no, I want to sit in the river.
23:21Don't be ridiculous.
23:23Alright, the rules are simple.
23:25You suck to hold the card to your lip.
23:28And then you pass it around mouth to mouth, around the circle, and if it drops...
23:34Then you have to kiss.
23:37You know the rules, River.
23:38Come on, let's play.
23:40Alright, then you start.
23:45Fine.
24:06Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
24:24Hey, hey, don't drop it this time.
24:27Uh-huh.
24:49Um, this is why we're supposed to alternate genders in the circle.
24:54Don't worry, no, I'll volunteer's tribute to kiss River, obviously.
24:59No one's desperate enough to kiss kittens.
25:35Classic River, such a real follower.
25:39Even when it totally ruins the vibe.
25:45So, who wants to play beer pong?
25:48I mean, River and I are totally, like, reigning champions or whatever.
25:51It's one of the many reasons why we're destined to be together, isn't that right, River?
25:57Yeah, yeah, we can definitely take on some new challengers.
26:00Don't feel like you need to hang around Kit.
26:03River's gonna be pretty tied up the rest of the night.
26:22I know, I know, I know, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, but...
26:25Kit.
26:25I just wanted to show you.
26:28Ready?
26:32Ready?
26:47Thank you!
26:48Thank you!
26:48I'll be here all week, LA!
26:56What are you? Are you shocked that I pulled it off?
27:00It's because of you.
27:03What's wrong?
27:05Aren't we going to talk about the other night?
27:17The kiss?
27:21What's there to talk about?
27:23We're playing a game. It's no big deal.
27:26You could have kissed Carrie instead.
27:28Yeah.
27:31Yeah, but like she said, I'm a rule follower.
27:38That sounds like an excuse.
27:42Carrie was putting you on blast, so I kissed you to shut her up.
27:47I was protecting you.
27:50Right?
27:52Because that's the deal, right?
27:58If I'm being completely honest, River,
28:00you're flirting with me over the past few weeks hasn't exactly been settled.
28:05I wasn't flirting.
28:08I was being friendly.
28:09I don't know what we are right now, but I'm damn sure we're not friends.
28:21I...
28:24I...
28:26I don't...
28:27I don't know...
28:30how to...
28:31I'm with you.
28:33You know that, right?
28:59It was just a game, kid.
29:03It's all it ever was.
29:08I guess it's easy to seem perfect when you're living a lie.
29:37Kit, I am sorry that I hurt you.
29:42Kit, I don't want to...
29:44Kit, I'm sorry that I hurt you.
29:47I don't want to lie to myself.
29:55I don't want to be perfect.
29:57I just, you mean more to me than anyone ever has before.
30:19River, I'm glad you texted.
30:21I know I said some things that...
30:31What the hell are you doing?
30:32What?
30:34River's only going to slum it with the freaks?
30:39Kiss me.
30:40Come on, Kit, just a little one.
30:42Hey, get the hell away from him!
30:44Hey, bro!
30:47Please don't.
30:49He deserves this.
30:51It's not worth it.
31:05This is all my fault.
31:07I guess these wounds are technically self-inflicted.
31:10No, I'm serious.
31:13I treated you like crap.
31:15Obviously.
31:21I'm sorry, Kit.
31:23I know we might be perfect in here somewhere.
31:32Kit.
31:36Can we be friends again?
31:40Well, that depends on the answer to one question.
31:44Ask me anything.
31:52I promise to be honest.
31:55Even if the answer is no, it'll help me move on with my life.
32:01Do you have feelings for me, River?
32:10You were right earlier.
32:13I'm not lying to myself.
32:18I've been feeling something more for you.
32:25And I guess I'm still a little confused by it.
32:30Maybe I've been scared.
32:31Okay.
32:34It doesn't feel okay.
32:43I'm sorry, I'm not good at this, am I?
32:47Perfection's overrated anyway.
32:55Well, I do know it's a pretty incredible teacher.
33:00Oh, yeah?
33:04And if, uh, perfection's impossible,
33:12I'm hoping he can at least give me free clothes.
33:37I'm hoping he can at least give me free clothes.
33:41I'm hoping he can at least give me free clothes.
33:42I've definitely been missing out.
33:53Are you sure?
33:55This is what you want.
33:58More than anything?
34:24I understand why I'm nervous.
34:27Who are you?
34:31I've never done this before either.
34:35Oh.
34:39Can you show me what you like?
34:51Oh, jeez.
34:57That's good.
35:01And that?
35:02Even better.
35:05What do you like?
35:08I guess we got the whole night to figure that out.
35:37Okay.
35:38Oh, okay.
35:57Is this real life?
36:01I guess there's only one way to find out.
36:05Hey, it felt like a dream.
36:19I have a confession to make.
36:26I think you deserve to know.
36:33These feelings aren't new for me.
36:37I've had them since we were kids.
36:41I thought it'd be easier to pretend like they weren't there.
36:45But I guess I forgot to stop pretending.
36:58You don't want your parents to know?
37:03Their expectations have shaped my life.
37:09I don't know.
37:10I didn't want to disappoint them.
37:15And I thought, I don't know, if I became a jock and I hooked up with enough girls that I
37:22would be able to squash my feelings for you.
37:31And yet, here I am.
37:33With you.
37:45You know, I gotta say, I'm impressed with your hookup record considering your lack of sexual attraction.
37:51Because I kissed Hallie once and that was one too many girls for me.
37:55Well, it's not like that for me, Kit.
37:59I didn't lie to you, I'm not gay.
38:01You've gotta be kidding me.
38:02Okay, you just let me finish.
38:04I'm not gay.
38:05I'm, I'm bi.
38:08It's still very into you.
38:18Once Hadley finds out about what happened tonight, I'm gonna have to sit through so many renditions of her, I
38:24told you so, Dan's.
38:26That's so.
38:27Mm-hmm.
38:30She guessed you were bi.
38:35She guessed that Darius was gay after she kissed him and I didn't believe her.
38:38Yeah, I did not see that quote.
38:41Like, I mean, I guess our friendship was never that deep though, so.
38:50So what's going on with Carrie?
38:56Her dad is my mom's chief of staff.
39:02They've been best friends since college, so.
39:07Oh, and our families are close.
39:09And I think she thinks that means that we're destined to be together.
39:15Yeah.
39:15Okay, that sucks.
39:21Yeah.
39:22Like, even as kids, it felt ridiculous.
39:24You know?
39:28Especially since I kind of had a crush on somebody else.
39:35Yeah, you.
39:58I like that stuff.
39:58I like that stuff.
39:58I love you.
39:59I love you.
40:11Miss me?
40:14Damn it, Carrie.
40:15What is it with people creeping in the shadows tonight?
40:18There's such thing as a terrible surprise, you know.
40:21Oh, I do know.
40:23In fact, as far as terrible surprises go,
40:28I'm pretty sure catching your soulmate hooking up with some homo freak
40:32is number one on that list.
40:35We're not soulmates, Carrie.
40:38I wonder what your mom would think
40:41if she were to find out about your little tryst with the help son.
40:47In an election year, no less.
40:50Framed the right way, well, that's just gossip that could spread like wildfire.
40:57Blackmail? Seriously.
41:01I'm so done with your petty drama.
41:05Do what you want.
41:06Carrie, I'm strong enough to handle it.
41:08Maybe.
41:11But is sweet kitten strong enough to handle it?
41:16Do you seriously think he can handle the scrutiny of a public relationship with you?
41:23He, he can take it.
41:25Hmm.
41:26I think it's so sweet you protecting your pet like that.
41:32But if you don't fall in line,
41:36I not only have the power to publicly out you,
41:40but I will destroy that little twink's life.
41:53Think about it.
41:54Let me know.
41:58Bye, River.
42:09Oh, Kit and River, they're sitting in a tree.
42:13F, you see, Kit.
42:15Oh.
42:17Should I, should I do, like, another remix for him?
42:19I have at least two in the tank, ready to go, locked and loaded.
42:22I love you, but you need to go.
42:24Okay, yeah.
42:25I'll give you ten feet, but project your voice,
42:27because I want to hear every cell phone.
42:31I'm so sorry.
42:33For what, silly?
42:34Don't be.
42:38Okay.
42:39Oh my god, Kit and Sid, you hear the good news?
42:44I finally convinced River to take me off the market.
42:47Officially.
42:50Isn't that great?
42:51You gutless goblin.
42:53He has given you more chances than your sorry ass deserves,
42:56and yet here you go again, breaking promises.
43:00Last night?
43:02Did they fuck?
43:03That changes things more than you know.
43:05Is River gay?
43:06I don't know what you mean.
43:08Yeah, he doesn't, because River was with me last night.
43:12So I don't know what sort of gossip your gay little sidekick is spewing,
43:16but he needs to get a life and stop making my boyfriend
43:20the subject of his homoerotic fantasies.
43:23Okay?
43:24Okay, okay?
43:25Yeah.
43:26It's okay.
43:27I got this.
43:31But this is the last time I do anything for you.
43:38They're right.
43:40Nothing happened.
43:41Oh, whatever.
43:43Kit, what are you doing?
43:45Don't worry.
43:46Your golden boy is just as shiny as ever,
43:49and I don't give a shit about what any of you think about me.
43:56But you should never talk to me again.
43:59Ever.
43:59Never.
44:01Never.
44:03Never.
44:05Never.
44:08Never.
44:13Why?
44:22I find that I'm always having to make amends for shortcomings.
44:42Trying to make my way, knocking on every door in this maze.
44:52The time comes, it's all out of reach.
44:58Soldier I, when it's harder to learn than to teach.
45:08Hi, boyfriend.
45:10I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.
45:15I was thinking we should get some pictures, like as a couple.
45:20I know Kara and her boyfriend took some by the beach, but I was thinking it would be really cute
45:25if we took ours at sunset on the baseball field.
45:29I just...
45:32Babe, are you even listening to me?
45:41Get the hell out of my room.
45:44What?
45:47No, we had a deal.
45:49Deals expired.
45:51I'm done playing your manipulation game.
45:53What?
45:55Don't forget about the...
45:56The blackmail.
45:59Alright.
46:02Well, it was right of you to assume that I would do anything to protect Kit.
46:07But as it turns out, he never needed my protection.
46:09Because he's braver than I'll ever be.
46:12And after today?
46:15There's nothing you could do that would be more humiliating or devastating than what he did to himself.
46:20And yeah, my mom may let your dad run her life behind the scenes, but...
46:27I'm not gonna let you run mine.
46:30So do your worst, Carrie.
46:34I'm done being your puppet.
46:41But I'm gonna make you regret this.
46:45You ungrateful dick.
47:03Um...
47:03Flandering pig sit at the back of the classroom, please.
47:07I need your help.
47:14I think I'm in love with him, Hal.
47:20Okay, then.
47:22The swine may speak.
47:26Okay, here's my plan.
47:30So, uh, yeah, I don't know if you...
47:32heard the news?
47:33That river and Carrie, they, uh, broke up.
47:35Doesn't change what he did.
47:38What?
47:38Oh.
47:40Hey.
47:41I like, I kind of need to talk to Kit.
47:45Hell no.
47:47It's okay.
47:49I'll hear him out.
47:57Well, I know, I've been a dick lately.
48:00And at the house, I was just confused and ten beers deep.
48:07But I'm trying to figure things out.
48:12Good for you.
48:14So, uh, you and River...
48:19No.
48:20No, we're not.
48:23And why is he...
48:27Hello, hello, everybody.
48:29If I could please get your attention.
48:31If we could stand up, thank you.
48:33Uh, River Young is going to serenade a very special someone.
48:38What the hell is going on?
48:43Uh...
48:43All right, uh, this song is called First Aid Kit.
48:59I left you standing in the hallway
49:03And chose the easier, lonely way
49:07Thought I'd forget the way you look at me
49:13But every chord I played made me sing
49:16I kept your name inside a folder
49:20Every lesson made me bolder
49:21Thought I'd say it sooner
49:23But I'm saying it today
49:25I've been bleeding out in silence
49:30Running from the only one that feels right
49:36And I want you to know
49:39I'm done pretending to let go
49:43You were the ground beneath my feet all along
49:48I'll hold on to every window
49:52Every wish, every wrong
49:54You were the cure for what was breaking me
50:00And I won't let go
50:04And I won't let go
50:08Woo!
50:15River!
50:17That sounds like a passing grade!
50:20Mr. Ward?
50:22Really?
50:22No!
50:23Add in the performance and the original song
50:25Yeah, you've got yourself an A
50:29Well done, River
50:32Oh my god, River, that was amazing!
50:34What the hell are you doing?
50:36Well, I accept your apology, I guess
50:39It was so good
50:42Oh, you think I was singing about you?
50:45Well, duh
50:46He was singing to Kit
50:49You moron
50:52What?
50:57Are you seriously that selfish?
50:59You're going to ruin your mom's career for some loser?
51:04Everyone's going to see this, River
51:06It's going to go viral
51:07As it should
51:09I already told my mom about my relationship with Kit
51:14She couldn't be more supportive
51:18And I'm loving that I get to break up with you again
51:21And this time, for everyone to see
51:27Sorry
51:37Are you sure about this?
51:42Being with you
51:45Does feel like a dream
51:48But it's one that's finally coming to your heart
51:51I'm going to ruin your heart
51:52Well, you've been up with you
51:54You've seen all of us
51:56Sitting around thinking that nobody cares
52:01Maybe I know, I know that he brings a friend
52:05I still believe in you
52:08You're such a bad
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