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00:22:28obviously
00:22:30what's your favorite book
00:22:33I don't know
00:22:34Shrek
00:22:36Brad that's a movie
00:22:37there's a book
00:22:40you're a walking tragedy
00:22:42we're going to the library
00:22:44yeah
00:22:46a word
00:22:49we both
00:22:50know these jocks
00:22:52didn't write their essays
00:22:55the
00:22:56principal wants to see you in his office
00:23:05you
00:23:14wanted to see me
00:23:15we're investigating an academic fraud ring
00:23:18paper hearts
00:23:19know anything about it
00:23:21nope
00:23:21we traced the phone number to the app
00:23:24we're about to call it
00:23:25I'm giving you one chance
00:23:27to tell me the truth
00:23:28before we do
00:23:30uh
00:23:30I
00:23:32I don't know anything about it
00:23:34hmm
00:23:58she's not involved
00:24:00I've known you a long time
00:24:02she's a diligent and honest student
00:24:05well
00:24:06if you hear anything
00:24:07we expect
00:24:08your cooperation
00:24:09of course
00:24:12thank you
00:24:21hey
00:24:22back from the principal's office
00:24:24what was that about
00:24:27I have to shut it down
00:24:29shut
00:24:29shut what down
00:24:31paper hearts
00:24:33they're on to me
00:24:34if I get caught
00:24:34I'm done
00:24:35well hey
00:24:36don't worry about it
00:24:36look it's gonna be okay
00:24:39I'm sure you're gonna survive
00:24:40without scamming the school
00:24:41out of half of its lunch money
00:24:43what did you just say
00:24:46nothing
00:24:47nothing
00:24:47listen
00:24:48it's just like
00:24:48pocket change
00:24:49it's gonna be okay
00:24:52you know
00:24:52you know nothing
00:24:53about real life
00:24:55since the day you were born
00:24:56you've just been shielded
00:24:57by daddy's money
00:24:59so
00:24:59write your own stupid letters
00:25:01from now on
00:25:01Mia
00:25:02what the
00:25:03Mia
00:25:16the last payment
00:25:18didn't go through
00:25:19I
00:25:21I can't
00:25:22work right now
00:25:22I just need a little time
00:25:24we've got a week
00:25:25maybe less
00:25:26before they cut off
00:25:27her treatment
00:25:28I'll figure it out
00:25:42I'm not dumb enough
00:25:43to link my real phone
00:25:44to the app
00:25:46even if they're on to me
00:25:49I don't have a choice
00:26:23yeah hey
00:26:23come on
00:26:25let's go
00:26:25for what?
00:26:27a date
00:26:29now?
00:26:30yeah right now
00:26:31the night's young
00:26:32it's night
00:26:33we run the streets
00:26:35let's go
00:26:45did you uh
00:26:46did you ever hear about
00:26:47how long
00:26:48dolphins are like
00:26:49like wet dogs?
00:26:51what?
00:26:53I read about it online
00:26:55it kinda like
00:26:57makes you think
00:27:00yeah
00:27:00yeah
00:27:04oh hey
00:27:06watch this
00:27:08uh
00:27:13oh
00:27:14oh
00:27:20sorry
00:27:21not the next one
00:27:22yeah
00:27:23yeah
00:27:25oh
00:27:26oh
00:27:26oh
00:27:27okay
00:27:29yeah
00:27:30alright
00:27:31look at that
00:27:33for my lady
00:27:35thank you
00:27:38hey can we get a
00:27:39ice cream
00:27:41too please
00:27:41um
00:27:42what the hell
00:27:43are you doing here?
00:27:44why are you wearing
00:27:45Brad's jacket?
00:27:47and Dan
00:27:48really
00:27:49are you actually
00:27:49trying to hook up
00:27:50with this desk rat?
00:27:51we're on a date
00:27:51Samantha
00:27:52what do you want?
00:27:53if you're gonna steal
00:27:54my boyfriend
00:27:55don't get mad
00:27:56when I steal yours
00:27:58Dan
00:27:59I could really
00:28:00use your help
00:28:01with my chem homework
00:28:02like
00:28:03in my dorm
00:28:04oh
00:28:06yeah
00:28:07Samantha's got this
00:28:08project
00:28:09I'll be right back
00:28:10just yeah
00:28:11let's go
00:28:18that's five bucks
00:28:19for the ice creams
00:28:32hey
00:28:38yeah
00:29:06I'll be right back
00:29:09I'll be right back
00:29:11I'll be right back
00:29:25I'll be right back
00:29:25I'll be right back
00:29:42I'm sorry
00:29:45it's the last time
00:29:49did you start the second letter?
00:29:51yeah
00:29:51I had to write it by myself
00:29:53well
00:29:53at least I
00:29:54tried to write it
00:29:55well
00:29:56I'll see ya
00:30:15it's not terrible
00:30:18you know that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me
00:30:24wait
00:30:24wait
00:30:25you actually read her favorite book?
00:30:26yeah
00:30:27I did
00:30:28very romantic
00:30:30very gushy
00:30:31a lot of stargazing
00:30:33and
00:30:34just a lot of feelings
00:30:36in general
00:30:37yeah
00:30:38that's
00:30:39that's called literature
00:30:39Brad
00:30:41well
00:30:42unless you
00:30:42as you like it
00:30:46you really like this girl
00:30:47huh
00:30:48you know
00:30:49everybody says
00:30:49that they don't care
00:30:50what other people think about them
00:30:51and it's
00:30:53not true
00:30:53you know
00:30:54but Chloe really just
00:30:57she does her own thing
00:30:58you know
00:30:59she's focused on something
00:31:00other than herself
00:31:01and
00:31:02I don't know
00:31:03I think that's really cool
00:31:08that one's perfect for you
00:31:13isn't this a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio?
00:31:16yeah
00:31:16yeah
00:31:16that's the one
00:31:17well
00:31:20why do you think this is perfect for me?
00:31:23because
00:31:25you're always
00:31:26chasing your green light
00:31:30hey
00:31:32there you are
00:31:34I'm looking for you
00:31:36well
00:31:36that's my cue
00:31:38for real
00:31:39thank you
00:31:53hey
00:31:58I've been thinking about you
00:32:00really
00:32:02must be hard
00:32:03with Samantha's tongue
00:32:03so far down your throat
00:32:05what?
00:32:07baby
00:32:08look at me
00:32:09hey
00:32:09I promise
00:32:11look
00:32:11you are the only person
00:32:12that matters to me
00:32:15okay
00:32:16why?
00:32:18why what?
00:32:20why do I matter?
00:32:22what are you into?
00:32:24I'm into you
00:32:25of course
00:32:28okay
00:32:29but why do you like me?
00:32:33you're really pretty
00:32:35and like
00:32:36you weren't always this pretty
00:32:39like I'll be honest with you
00:32:41I didn't even realize
00:32:42we were in the same class
00:32:43for a while
00:32:45hey but now
00:32:46you were like
00:32:49really hot
00:32:50yeah
00:32:52anything else?
00:32:54uh
00:32:55what?
00:32:56you like trying to confuse me?
00:32:58okay wait
00:33:01you're beautiful
00:33:02oh you already said that
00:33:06babe
00:33:07what?
00:33:15you know
00:33:15everybody says
00:33:16that they don't care
00:33:17what other people think about them
00:33:18and it's
00:33:19not true
00:33:20you know
00:33:21Chloe really just
00:33:23she does her own thing
00:33:25I think that's really cool
00:33:29I wish you saw me
00:33:30the way you see her
00:33:31Brad
00:33:40well
00:33:43well
00:33:44that'd be
00:33:44ooh
00:33:45I'll go
00:33:49come on
00:33:53now
00:33:54he's
00:33:55come on
00:33:56him
00:33:56net
00:33:57I can't
00:34:00feel
00:34:01much
00:34:01get
00:34:01done
00:34:02Look, it's already been a couple days
00:34:04And she still hasn't responded
00:34:05I'm pretty sure she hates me
00:34:07No, it hasn't been that long
00:34:10Maybe I should just talk to her
00:34:12No
00:34:13No, that's not how this works
00:34:15You need to let her wonder
00:34:17Let her wonder, huh?
00:34:19Yeah
00:34:19Or maybe, or maybe, now hear me out
00:34:21I could just talk to her
00:34:23And tell her that I like her
00:34:26And ruin the mystery?
00:34:29Are you sure you put the letter in her locker?
00:34:31Yes, right, I'm sure
00:34:40Look who's back
00:34:42Deskrat herself
00:34:43What's in the back, rat?
00:34:45Another tragic hoodie
00:34:47Or did Goodwill finally cut you off?
00:34:50Don't
00:34:51Give it back
00:34:55Let's see
00:35:03My dearest Chloe
00:35:05Oh my god, no wonder you're a virgin
00:35:07Too busy playing for the other team
00:35:09And so just Samantha, give it back
00:35:12Yes
00:35:12It's not funny, please
00:35:14No
00:35:14Hey
00:35:18What the hell's going on?
00:35:24Samantha, what the hell is your problem?
00:35:26Give Mia her bag back right now
00:35:28Since when do you take charity cases side over mine?
00:35:31I know you still love me, Brad
00:35:33Samantha, you and I had a fling for like a minute
00:35:37And then you started acting like a complete psychopath
00:35:39You and me are not a thing
00:35:41So give me your bag back right now
00:35:46This is all her fault
00:35:55Thanks
00:36:00Brad
00:36:01You didn't give Chloe the letter
00:36:03I
00:36:04Yeah
00:36:06You lied to me
00:36:07No
00:36:08Yeah, you didn't
00:36:09No, I didn't
00:36:14No
00:36:35Brad
00:36:37Please
00:36:51Who is it?
00:36:54It's Brad
00:36:58Come in
00:37:10Why didn't you give her the letter?
00:37:13I don't know
00:37:16Bullshit
00:37:16I don't
00:37:17I don't
00:37:18What, did you want some money?
00:37:20Was that it?
00:37:20You were just trying to squeeze some more money out of me?
00:37:22Fuck you, Brad
00:37:24There must have been a reason
00:37:26Mia, you're the smartest person I've ever met
00:37:28I refuse to believe that you just didn't know what you were doing
00:37:30Or that it was an accident
00:37:31Okay, I'm sorry
00:37:33I'm really sorry, okay?
00:37:34But I can't keep writing for you anymore
00:37:37You don't understand how hard it is to make someone fall for you
00:37:39When it's not even you
00:37:51I need you, Mia
00:37:57I put the letter in Chloe's locker and she wrote back
00:38:01But I just
00:38:03I can't read it without you
00:38:06I'm not doing this anymore
00:38:14Please
00:38:38Dear Chloe
00:38:38I don't know how to tell you what you make me feel
00:38:41Without sounding like a total cliche
00:38:43But when I see you
00:38:44Everything else fades
00:38:50I like the way that you always bite your pen
00:38:52When you're stuck on a sentence
00:38:53Like you're trying to scare the words in a place
00:38:59I like that you don't try to fit in
00:39:00You just exist
00:39:02Exactly the way you are
00:39:10You make the world's chaos quieter just by being in it
00:39:15Brad
00:39:39She wrote back
00:39:42I'm gonna throw up
00:39:43Okay, let's read
00:39:49Dear stranger
00:39:51Every time I open my locker
00:39:53My heart sinks if it's empty
00:39:56Each letter you leave makes the story of my life feel a little more complete
00:40:01Oh, that's good
00:40:03But every story has to step off the page
00:40:06Eventually
00:40:08What if
00:40:09We met
00:40:12She wants to meet
00:40:16Oh my god
00:40:20I'm gonna go back
00:40:22I'm gonna throw up
00:40:23Okay, let's read
00:40:29Dear stranger
00:40:31Every time I open my locker
00:40:33My heart sinks if it's empty
00:40:36Each letter you leave makes the story of my life feel a little more complete
00:40:40Oh, that's good
00:40:42Oh, that's good
00:40:43But every story has to step off the page
00:40:46Eventually
00:40:48What if
00:40:49We met
00:40:52She wants to meet
00:40:56Oh my god
00:41:06What's this?
00:41:08It's the Chloe's favorite band
00:41:10You want her to think you guys have things in common, right?
00:41:13Yeah
00:41:13What about when girls like when guys have their own interests?
00:41:18Okay, but not when their thing is basketball and broken the alphabet
00:41:22You remember that?
00:41:24Yeah
00:41:25That's bad
00:41:26That's really bad
00:41:27Oh my god
00:41:28Okay
00:41:29So
00:41:30Let's see
00:41:31Okay
00:41:33Chloe's favorite book?
00:41:35Um
00:41:35The Night Circus
00:41:39Chloe's favorite movie?
00:41:41Pride and Problems
00:41:43Prejudice
00:41:45The movie's called Prejudice?
00:41:47Prejudice
00:41:47Pride and Prejudice
00:41:48Oh, Pride and Prejudice
00:41:49Good job
00:41:50Okay
00:41:51Alright
00:41:52What food does she hate?
00:41:54Um
00:41:55Anything with olives
00:41:57Good job
00:41:58Hey, look at you
00:42:00You're not completely a lost cause
00:42:02Hey
00:42:02They don't call me B-Rad for nothing
00:42:04Okay
00:42:07You're taking her on the first date
00:42:09Where are you going?
00:42:11The drive-in movie theater
00:42:13Hmm
00:42:15Cool
00:42:17Let me ask you something
00:42:20If someone were to take you on a date
00:42:22Where would you want to go?
00:42:27It's not important
00:42:27Anyways, I don't drive
00:42:28So
00:42:29Yeah
00:42:30You don't drive?
00:42:32I never got my license
00:42:35You're lying
00:42:36Oh my god
00:42:38Little Miss Overachiever
00:42:39Never got her license
00:42:41This is amazing
00:42:42It's not funny
00:42:43It's very funny
00:42:44It's pretty funny
00:42:45Wow
00:42:47Wow, lucky for you
00:42:50Coach Sterling over here
00:42:51Is open for
00:42:52Driving lessons
00:42:54No
00:42:54No, Brad
00:42:55It's not happening
00:42:56Yes
00:42:56I'm serious
00:42:58No
00:42:58No, I'm serious
00:42:59It's not a joke
00:43:01It's not gonna happen
00:43:02It's happening
00:43:12All right
00:43:13Driver's head time
00:43:13You ready?
00:43:14I'm not doing it
00:43:16Come on
00:43:17You're a genius
00:43:17How are you driving?
00:43:19No, I'm serious
00:43:20Brad
00:43:21Please just drop it
00:43:22Look
00:43:23What are you so afraid of?
00:43:24It's a car
00:43:24Not a shark
00:43:25You're gonna be fine
00:43:26Yeah, well
00:43:26My dad died in one
00:43:28And my mom's been in the hospital
00:43:29Ever since
00:43:30So, uh
00:43:31I'm not driving
00:43:37I got an idea
00:43:39All right
00:43:40So why don't you just
00:43:41Stay right here
00:43:43Okay
00:43:54What are you doing?
00:43:57We're gonna take it slow
00:43:59Just like a turtle
00:44:00And look at
00:44:03Nothing's gonna happen
00:44:05Do you trust me?
00:44:08I do
00:44:10Great
00:44:12Hop on in
00:44:13Okay
00:44:16Okay, I got you a gift
00:44:17I'm okay
00:44:19Let me see
00:44:24Cute
00:44:24Oh, God
00:44:27You got this
00:44:31Perfect
00:44:31All right
00:44:33That's the brake
00:44:34That's the gas
00:44:36We're in drive
00:44:39That's reverse
00:44:40Okay
00:44:40All right
00:44:41So it's a neutral right now
00:44:43Whenever you're ready
00:44:44Put it in drive
00:44:46Slowly put it on the gas
00:44:48Okay
00:44:49On the gas
00:44:51I know you guys
00:44:52Hold on
00:44:57Hey, I got you
00:45:03I got you
00:45:04Honestly
00:45:04Not too bad for your first time
00:45:06I almost killed us
00:45:07Well, that builds character
00:45:10Yeah, you did great
00:45:18Yeah, you did great
00:45:39I think lesson one
00:45:39I just don't understand
00:45:40I just don't understand
00:45:41Why people think this stuff
00:45:41Is like
00:45:42So romantic
00:45:45It's the build-up
00:45:46The anticipation
00:45:47You know
00:45:48You can chase your company
00:45:51Goodbye
00:45:53So
00:45:54Are you
00:45:55Sure
00:45:57I think they're getting
00:45:58Sure of anything
00:45:59I don't know
00:46:05What about your mom
00:46:09Sorry, I need to take this
00:46:10Okay
00:46:12Hello
00:46:14I'll be right there
00:46:18Mom
00:46:19You said it was an emergency
00:46:20It's nothing, sweetie
00:46:22Just a little scare
00:46:23I'm fine
00:46:26Who's this handsome young man
00:46:28Your boyfriend
00:46:29Yes, yes
00:46:30Hi, I'm Brad Sterling
00:46:32It's great to meet you, ma'am
00:46:34Oh, you were quite a catch
00:46:36Thank you
00:46:37What are your intentions
00:46:38With my daughter?
00:46:40Mom
00:46:40He's not my boyfriend
00:46:46Her heart is failing faster
00:46:48Than we expected
00:46:49She needs a transplant
00:46:50Within the week
00:46:52How much?
00:46:53Even with insurance
00:46:54You're looking at $200,000
00:46:57Yeah, no
00:46:58There are other options
00:46:59It's okay
00:46:59I'll figure it out
00:47:00Man
00:47:01Trust me
00:47:03I'll figure it out
00:47:05Thank you
00:47:15Hey
00:47:19I'm such a freaking idiot
00:47:21This whole time
00:47:22Paper hearts
00:47:23It's
00:47:25That's why you do it
00:47:26Yeah, but Brad
00:47:27I'm stuck
00:47:28Even with everything I've saved
00:47:29It's not enough money
00:47:30Hey, hey, hey
00:47:31It's okay
00:47:40You know what?
00:47:42We're not doing it alone anymore
00:47:44Because I got a plan
00:47:45All right
00:47:46All right
00:47:48All right
00:48:37Pretty good for team morale
00:48:40You're insane
00:48:41Hey, I've been called that before
00:48:42Actually
00:48:45You're welcome
00:48:47It's not going to be enough money
00:48:51Well, then we'll keep trying
00:48:53And you're going to keep trying too
00:49:04I'm going to keep trying too
00:49:06Oh, no
00:49:08I'm falling for him
00:49:12Come on
00:49:13Get to work
00:49:18Just five more essays
00:49:24Is that why I didn't give Chloe the letter?
00:49:27Because I wanted him for myself?
00:49:30Okay
00:49:32Here you go
00:49:32You'll wear this
00:49:34On your date
00:49:35I'll feed you the lines
00:49:36You repeat them
00:49:37No improvising
00:49:38Got it
00:49:39Just repeat them
00:49:40No improvising
00:49:41Okay
00:49:41What if I think it's something really funny to say?
00:49:45Go on
00:49:45Just keep it to yourself
00:49:47Okay
00:49:47Yep
00:49:48Wow, my very own dating coach
00:49:51Yeah
00:49:51You need it
00:49:52So
00:49:53You ready?
00:49:55Go on
00:49:56Ready
00:50:02Smile
00:50:04And relax
00:50:05Okay
00:50:05Oh my God
00:50:06I'm going to pee my pants
00:50:08You're going to do great
00:50:09Okay
00:50:09I'm right here
00:50:10Okay
00:50:11She's coming
00:50:11She's coming
00:50:17Brad
00:50:18Sterling
00:50:19Hi
00:50:20It's great to officially meet you
00:50:22You too
00:50:25Okay
00:50:28Wow
00:50:31I can't believe it's you
00:50:33That's been writing me those letters
00:50:36You know what they say
00:50:39You know what they say
00:50:41You can't judge a book by its cover
00:50:44I guess you're right
00:50:49Tell her she looks beautiful
00:50:52You look beautiful
00:50:55You know that word is so overused
00:50:59That it's lost all of its meaning
00:51:03But it has it with you
00:51:08So
00:51:10Why me
00:51:11Why the letters
00:51:13You're smooth
00:51:16You smell
00:51:17I'm sorry
00:51:20You smell
00:51:22Like a
00:51:24Like a wet dog in the summer
00:51:26What?
00:51:28No, no, no, no
00:51:29I mean in the sun
00:51:30I mean
00:51:31Is that better?
00:51:32No, no, no
00:51:33Say
00:51:33Say
00:51:34You're easy to talk to
00:51:38Because you're so easy
00:51:42Are you okay?
00:51:44Can you hear me?
00:51:45Brad
00:51:45Books
00:51:45Tell her you liked her book
00:51:48Pride and Olives
00:51:51It's an overrated book
00:51:54It's overrated
00:51:56I mean
00:51:57No, no, no
00:51:58Look
00:51:58Oh my god
00:52:00I knew this was a mistake
00:52:01So
00:52:02I think I'm just gonna go
00:52:03No, no
00:52:04Don't let her leave
00:52:05Stole her
00:52:06I'm gonna go
00:52:06And really
00:52:08I'm sorry
00:52:09I'm not sorry
00:52:10I just feel a little bit
00:52:12Can I
00:52:12Can I try again?
00:52:14I'm sorry
00:52:15I wasn't being honest with you
00:52:17Stick to the plan
00:52:18What are you doing?
00:52:20Okay
00:52:23Brad
00:52:25Chloe
00:52:27Hello
00:52:29Hello?
00:52:30I just
00:52:32You know
00:52:32You're somebody that I kind of
00:52:34I've been watching
00:52:35And kind of
00:52:37What's he
00:52:46He's got this
00:52:49And I'm losing
00:52:54Nothing
00:52:56Not a word
00:52:58Guess it went well
00:53:01He doesn't need me anymore
00:53:05What are you doing?
00:53:06You're so funny
00:53:07Yeah
00:53:07That's all
00:53:08How many months?
00:53:09That's all
00:53:10Mm-hmm
00:53:10What are you doing?
00:53:14What are you doing?
00:53:16Whoa
00:53:17Hey, Mia
00:53:18oh
00:53:20hey
00:53:25oh
00:53:26oh
00:53:27really
00:53:27let me guess you were just tutoring her in anatomy
00:53:32hey
00:53:32come on
00:53:35really
00:53:38ok
00:53:38look there's obviously there's
00:53:40enough of me for all of you
00:53:43gotta learn to share
00:53:47oh
00:53:48oh my god
00:53:49you're actually dumber than i thought
00:53:52but
00:53:54you were never
00:53:55special dan
00:53:57i just thought you were
00:54:00but reality check
00:54:02you're just another generic
00:54:04jock with a two brain cell
00:54:06capacity and an expiration date
00:54:08yeah
00:54:08and years from now you'll just be that
00:54:11guy at the bar washed up
00:54:14talking about the high school games that
00:54:15nobody remembers
00:54:18right here dan
00:54:19right
00:54:20this is your peak
00:54:22it's all downhill from here
00:54:26dan the man
00:54:27oh
00:54:29woo
00:54:43dan i thought i told you
00:54:45i don't want another dumb
00:54:47overbox guys
00:54:49coming
00:54:49bye
00:54:56bye
00:54:57i
00:54:58i
00:55:03i
00:55:04i
00:55:05i
00:55:05i
00:55:05i
00:55:11i
00:55:12i
01:27:06Donc, ce n'est pas maintenant ?
01:27:11Quelque chose, tout ?
01:27:14Ça va être terrifiant ?
01:27:16Non avec toi.
01:27:20Vous êtes prêts ?
01:27:31Oui.
01:27:33Vous êtes prêts ?
01:27:34Ça va ?
01:27:35Oui !
01:27:36On va !
01:27:37Oui !
01:27:38Oui !
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