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End of the World, Start of My Empire
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:00Children.
00:02:02Woohoo.
00:02:09What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously?
00:02:12Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:15You?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:24Then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:39This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits.
00:02:44Brrrr.
00:02:45Ha ha!
00:02:47When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids.
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear.
00:03:04I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:16System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining.
00:03:51Three minutes.
00:03:54Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait.
00:04:05Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:35You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The warhead and white top guns.
00:04:51That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:58I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy them, have our gun and then sell them off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:15What works for me?
00:05:16All right.
00:05:18One can of food.
00:05:21Who's going to beat that?
00:05:30No, I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:45And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:00The ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two tans.
00:06:16Oh, two tans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33So is what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last can.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detectives.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:49Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids.
00:08:36I bet in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidden?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidden, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm going to hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver.
00:09:27Go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been feeling ready, ready on your market.
00:09:31Ready, set, go.
00:09:33Go and take a pretty step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:42Till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54This time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:48Time to complete.
00:10:49Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53Told you.
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:00Why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:11:01I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07I'm not gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur?
00:11:38You again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to this tree.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:46You again?
00:11:48A bottle of water?
00:11:50Here we go.
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit.
00:12:09that was my only molotov 45 seconds remaining until host death
00:12:22where did you even get that i saved the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare him off
00:12:27what so what do we do now god i'll need to bluff now take one more step and i'll burn
00:12:33this whole
00:12:33place to the ground god damn it arthur you already have two of them you gotta take her too
00:12:38post death in 20 seconds
00:12:45fuck why won't they back off
00:12:55arthur you're dead you hear me i'm dead this is not over i'll catch you later pretty girl
00:13:14come on let's go go go
00:13:22thank you you saved my life rescue mission complete partner count increased current total
00:13:30three affection metrics mary 15 karen 10 susan 10
00:13:42maybe i can trust this guy rough around the edges but he's got guts
00:13:48spells affection levels increased rewards issued medicine 10 units two mp5 submachine guns four
00:13:55clips of ammunition 50 rounds each items can be retrieved at any time two rifles guns are extinct
00:14:03and now i've got two food meds weapons i might actually be the apex
00:14:12okay let's move it's not safe here
00:14:24uh welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel no hot water no bed sheets but hey it's free
00:14:34i hope you don't mind you're kidding how can this shoebox fit whole four of us
00:14:40i don't mind at all you saved us
00:14:44it's more than enough we can clean the place up a bit it's gonna be fine
00:14:52i'm arthur morgan you are
00:14:56i'm karen linton and this is my little sister we survived one of the battles and then got caught
00:15:04i'm mary
00:15:13really none of you know who i am
00:15:19i'm a hollywood star oh country bumpkins i was supposed to escape with my dad but
00:15:26he left without me so i got caught right after
00:15:31well from now on where are your wives i i promise i'll take good care of you
00:15:38hey let's just eat something first make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit
00:15:44i'll help okay all right damn she really knows how to butter people up great he probably thinks i'm a
00:15:53pain only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him but me marry some
00:16:00trash
00:16:00scavenging loser hell no all right we'll start with chicken soup about half a gallon just gonna fill
00:16:07this up to that line right there wow how am i supposed to keep it together when she looks like
00:16:27that
00:16:33babe what's wrong
00:16:40what were you saying
00:16:54nothing just
00:16:58i don't want you overdoing it i got it
00:17:02it's fine you cut us out of that auction so i'm your wife now
00:17:10i can boil the water and clean the floors anything to make you happy
00:17:41she's cute
00:17:42she's cute but i got it okay let me help right there
00:17:52you didn't just save me you gave me food place to stay if i could stay here the rest of
00:18:02my life that
00:18:03would make me really happy
00:18:18damn this system is
00:18:23for real
00:18:35i just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:40wow she moves fast cute but charm that's my lane okay dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:56i don't know
00:18:57oh no i think i twisted my ankle
00:18:59arthur honey could you please hold me i don't think i can stand
00:19:03i'm scared come try to stand my legs feel really weak right now
00:19:07i don't know
00:19:07it's a good thing you caught me
00:19:10you're so strong
00:19:12makes me feel safe
00:19:15honestly i'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:31baby you should sleep with me tonight
00:19:33i can keep you warm give you a massage
00:19:44why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who arthur chooses
00:19:51back in school all the girls would call me a loser now i've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:20:08uh
00:20:10Uh...
00:20:10Did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing. It was just really odd in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:37Sue.
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:14It's just...
00:21:15It's really hot in here.
00:21:17Arthur, you know?
00:21:38I'm sorry.
00:21:43Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:21:46I'm just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, well, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down. I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help, too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I gonna get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage. That's all.
00:22:32I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:37Now I try to repent.
00:22:41Lord, I try and I regret all of the hurt I had.
00:22:48Cause I'm no angel.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place. Like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19Alright, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door and you stay quiet, alright?
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not gonna leave me, right?
00:24:02I'm gonna come right back.
00:24:04I won't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:33Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combined.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:54Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:17Well, well, well.
00:25:20Look at you.
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:27You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:38Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur!
00:25:47Something's wrong!
00:25:48Come!
00:25:50Mary!
00:25:51Mary!
00:25:52Mary!
00:25:53Mary!
00:25:54Mary!
00:25:56Arthur!
00:25:57There's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:22Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't just-
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Don't worry.
00:26:51I'm gonna bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was white.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur we'd stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:28:20Well, well, look who's here.
00:28:24And you even came alone.
00:28:26Did you come here to die?
00:28:28Or to give us some food?
00:28:30He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:28:33Look at him.
00:28:35Horny fucking dog.
00:28:38Did you bring the stuff or not?
00:28:41I sure did.
00:28:44Arthur, don't do this for me.
00:28:45I'm not worth it.
00:28:47Shut up!
00:28:48This isn't your time to talk.
00:28:51Don't worry, Mary.
00:28:52I will get you out of here.
00:29:07So we can go hunting.
00:29:09I know a spot.
00:29:10Now, it's kind of isolated.
00:29:12A little bit far away, but I think...
00:29:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony.
00:29:17We good?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20I gave you the goods.
00:29:21You gave me the girl.
00:29:22That was the deal, right?
00:29:24What girl?
00:29:41I gave you the supplies.
00:29:44Now, you let Mary go.
00:29:46Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:29:49Nope.
00:29:50I've never seen him before in my life.
00:29:52You heard him.
00:29:53Now, beat it.
00:29:55Come on, guys.
00:29:57Let's be fair.
00:30:03Surround him.
00:30:13He is surrounded.
00:30:15We have to help him.
00:30:16Are you crazy?
00:30:18Look how many people there are.
00:30:23Oh, okay.
00:30:26All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:30:27I see what's going on here.
00:30:28I know what you guys are gonna do.
00:30:30Be smart.
00:30:31Get the fuck out!
00:30:42I gave you a chance.
00:30:59Auto rights, motherfuckers!
00:31:01Fuck.
00:31:02Real guns?
00:31:03He's got real guns?
00:31:12No way, a gun?
00:31:13A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us.
00:31:17He can't have that many rounds!
00:31:19Yeah, dude.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah, with all the shots you fire, you're probably burning through half a mag already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got!
00:31:24Okay.
00:31:24We rush him together.
00:31:26The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:51Come on!
00:31:55Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:07We're not done yet.
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay?
00:32:17I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:19It's his fucking jack.
00:32:21It's all his fault.
00:32:22He's lying.
00:32:24I didn't do anything.
00:32:25Tony took your girls.
00:32:26He stole your supplies.
00:32:28Don't shoot me!
00:32:30Don't shoot me!
00:32:32We can talk this out!
00:32:41Don't shoot me!
00:32:45Don't shoot me!
00:32:49Don't shoot me!
00:32:53Don't shoot me!
00:32:56Don't shoot me!
00:32:59Don't shoot me!
00:33:01Don't shoot me!
00:33:06He's going to kill me!
00:33:08I thought I was never gonna see you again.
00:33:09I told you I'd come back.
00:33:12Oh my God!
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here? I told you guys to stay home.
00:33:16We were so worried about you.
00:33:18I was so scared I thought you were gonna die.
00:33:20Oh, really? That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:23How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:27God, that was so hot.
00:33:28Times are changing.
00:33:30But I know where I'm going.
00:33:34The spark of my blood driving me home.
00:33:37Bow's affection levels increased.
00:33:39Been broken and weak.
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:45Purified water.
00:33:4620 liters.
00:33:47Canned meat.
00:33:4820 units.
00:33:49Milk.
00:33:5020 cartons.
00:33:54Come on.
00:33:55Let's go home.
00:34:01As for you guys...
00:34:06Come here.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:11Don't kill me.
00:34:13Please.
00:34:14We'll give you back everything.
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:18On your knees.
00:34:22Arthur, man. Please.
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man. We were classmates, right?
00:34:32We'll work for you.
00:34:33Hands on the ground.
00:34:54You remember this. If you ever come near my wives again, I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:35:04Get out of here.
00:35:05Get out of here.
00:35:05Now!
00:35:16Ladies!
00:35:18Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:19Huh?
00:35:20At our new home.
00:35:22Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:28Affection metrics.
00:35:30Mary.
00:35:3130.
00:35:32Karen.
00:35:3315.
00:35:35Susan.
00:35:3525.
00:35:36Human civilization continuation progress.
00:35:3933%.
00:35:40Civilization.
00:35:43Continuation?
00:35:44Primary objective.
00:35:46Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:35:51What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:54Bet you I brought you a clean towel.
00:35:57I'll just leave you here.
00:35:58Okay.
00:36:00Thanks.
00:36:34why are you what what are you doing arthur you saved me fed me gave me shelter
00:36:45risked everything to bring me back
00:36:50i don't think i've ever met a better person
00:36:54and
00:36:57i don't really have a future in this world
00:37:02okay mary i don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me
00:37:06i know what you're thinking and i'm gonna regret it
00:37:13but i won't
00:37:17i choose you
00:37:36you take the rest of me
00:37:40yes you do
00:37:43you take the rest of me
00:37:46you get it i'm gonna go
00:37:50you take the rest of me
00:37:53looks like someone's eager
00:37:56seems like my husband hasn't been able to be more than ever
00:38:00it's been a long week
00:38:05i'll take good care
00:38:10i can feel the heat of your skin
00:38:18and the taste of your mouth
00:38:21makes me feel alive
00:38:24i'm hungry for your body
00:38:28ready for your game
00:38:30you take the rest of me
00:38:33oh
00:38:37you take the rest of me
00:38:39you can't let me go
00:38:43you take the rest of me
00:38:46yes you do
00:38:56don't stop
00:38:57please
00:38:58unbelievable
00:39:00she actually made the first move
00:39:03i won't be left behind
00:39:05arthur
00:39:07I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Oh, me, Tyler.
00:39:13Mom, you're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh, my God.
00:39:24Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex, too.
00:39:27I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:40Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone.
00:39:47And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s. I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guns.
00:39:54Enough!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpses shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:02Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but...
00:40:05We still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:16You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Mmm, not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur,
00:40:33once I finalize a deal with the Queen,
00:40:36I will bring her a man and go kill him myself.
00:40:39No.
00:40:51Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:55Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Microgenerators.
00:40:58Microgenerators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:0835.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:19Karen?
00:41:21Oh no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm, I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:54She.
00:41:57Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:13What is this?
00:42:22I got a door.
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:14Huh?
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30When judging by the wood they're at least pre-nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:40That's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskies.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:12Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:22And go!
00:44:24Go!
00:44:31Wait, it is pretty good, isn't it?
00:44:38Arthur.
00:44:41Arthur.
00:44:51Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:56Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan!
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen!
00:45:14Are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17A man!
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Karen!
00:45:28Karen!
00:45:28Calm down!
00:45:42Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:43Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:44Hey, hey!
00:45:45Hey!
00:45:45Hey!
00:45:46Hey!
00:45:46Hey!
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She's just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know. She was drunk. She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:58No, no, no. She wasn't trying to hurt you. It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that,
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Just stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:16Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so...
00:47:29Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She had toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:47:56I don't know.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5150 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:49:19Because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:33Oh my.
00:49:35The end comes to us.
00:49:36You know.
00:49:38You might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:49The end comes to us all.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:06I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of your life.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:30That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:48The end comes to us.
00:51:03or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:18Arthur, didn't I tell you, when you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead, you snitched on me to the deep.
00:51:30And now I'm suspended.
00:51:31You happy now?
00:51:33You piece of shit.
00:51:35You're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:40Arthur.
00:51:47Remember the space of yours.
00:51:49You're stuck with it for the rest of your life.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:08We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:11It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew that?
00:52:14Oh, you're all in your room?
00:52:17Oh, God.
00:52:19Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilt.
00:52:21I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:52:24So I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:32Yeah.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:33I'll get started with you.
00:52:34Come.
00:52:56Wait.
00:52:57Before the war, this wouldn't even pass as premium.
00:53:03But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:09Thank you, thank you.
00:53:12And as for this fraud, since we're classmates,
00:53:16we could give him a quick, less painful death.
00:53:24And you.
00:53:26Now, how can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Ween Tilly, why bother?
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Enough!
00:53:44Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:48But he can drink it.
00:53:52I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:04Listen, I'm not drinking.
00:54:04Fuck!
00:54:04Fuck!
00:54:06Fuck!
00:54:10Fuck!
00:54:19Fuck!
00:54:20is insane!
00:54:25it's a gift from god
00:54:29he's not thinking it did i mess up his sense of taste or what
00:54:35what the hell this guy can actually make booze i have no idea i mean he is the guy that
00:54:40pulled
00:54:40a gun on us so yeah maybe i approve whiskey
00:54:59burns
00:55:00blue flame that only happens with hyper flicker i want your whiskey all of it everything
00:55:13that you have let me taste it sure but i want the fresh adrenaline syringes first
00:55:22deal
00:55:26oh yeah oh that's it i never thought i'd taste anything like this again
00:55:32queen tilly
00:55:34maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:55:42yeah we should
00:55:45beat it all three of you
00:55:47and take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:49arthur please just give us do us a favor
00:55:53give us a little bit of adrenaline please a little bit
00:55:56we'll do anything you want
00:56:00anything
00:56:01yes
00:56:02anything
00:56:05okay
00:56:06we'll do anything you want
00:56:09i want you to drink his piss
00:56:10arthur don't be a fucking jerk man we've known each other since school
00:56:14yeah yeah we did and look where that got you
00:56:18are you serious right now
00:56:19queen tilly i think it's time to send them out
00:56:29you're a fucking
00:56:30you're a fucking touch
00:56:30hey this isn't over arthur
00:56:34i'll make you pay for it i will i swear
00:56:36a man who can make liquor like this
00:56:39i need to keep them close
00:56:42queen tilly
00:56:43now aside from the adrenaline
00:56:45i'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:48with your approval
00:56:51your whiskey bought you a place here
00:56:55call me tilly
00:56:56and whatever business you run
00:56:58i take eighty percent
00:57:01eighty
00:57:02come on that's insane
00:57:04too much
00:57:06well
00:57:06there is one way that we can wave it
00:57:10and what might that be
00:57:16be my husband
00:57:25plenty of toys here
00:57:28pick one
00:57:29we have time
00:57:42you know maybe i can work with eighty percent
00:57:44shut up
00:57:46i am tired
00:57:47of the same boring games
00:57:51i want to try
00:57:52something different
00:57:55i'll be the masochist
00:57:57and you be the sadist
00:58:17compatible spouse detected
00:58:19rescue required
00:58:21subject must be claimed as spouse
00:58:23failure will initiate host death
00:58:26oh come on
00:58:38here
00:58:40call me on this
00:58:42from now on
00:58:43your taxes are waived
00:58:45and as long as you remain in wasteland city
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again
00:58:51all right i'll contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:55arrange delivery of the fifty bars
00:58:57hmm
00:58:57no need
00:58:59welcome myself
00:59:01with my people
00:59:02i hear that you have three wives
00:59:06i want to meet them
00:59:09see what kind of women besides me
00:59:13keep you interested
00:59:18why do i feel like a male escort
00:59:21new spouse registered reward issued anti-radiation serum motorcycle
00:59:27anti-radiation serum
00:59:29and a new motorcycle
00:59:30spouse's life signal critical
00:59:33immediate treatment required
00:59:35the devil in the sky
00:59:47i help me
00:59:50uh
00:59:58karen hold on
01:00:00come here
01:00:03Help me!
01:00:05Help me! Let her go!
01:00:12I'm mad!
01:00:14I'm mad!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:25No!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40Help! She's having a full episode!
01:00:41She's lost control!
01:00:51Let me in!
01:01:01Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:05Karen, get it off!
01:01:07Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer.
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants.
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16Look at me.
01:01:17I can't get hard like this.
01:01:24Stay on.
01:01:28Stay on.
01:01:41Oh, my God.
01:01:42Hey.
01:01:43Karen.
01:01:45She's operating.
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Karen.
01:01:50Karen.
01:01:50No, no.
01:01:51Come on.
01:01:53Warning.
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical.
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate.
01:02:00Come on.
01:02:02No, Karen.
01:02:03Come on.
01:02:03Come on.
01:02:04Come on, Karen.
01:02:05Stay with me.
01:02:05Come on.
01:02:06Come on.
01:02:06Stay with me.
01:02:07Come on, Karen.
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline.
01:02:12Come on.
01:02:13Please, Karen.
01:02:14Karen, wake up.
01:02:16Spouse life status.
01:02:18Karen, 0%.
01:02:19Post-death in 10 seconds.
01:02:23Midbox.
01:02:23Midbox.
01:02:24Come on, Karen.
01:02:25I'm not going to lose you.
01:02:27I'm out of options.
01:02:29Please let this work.
01:02:31Come on, Karen.
01:02:32I'm not going to lose you.
01:02:34Stay with me.
01:02:36Karen.
01:02:46What's your name?
01:02:49Come on, Karen.
01:03:02Karen.
01:03:07You okay? You're okay? Oh my god! Oh my god!
01:03:13Griffin! I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:29The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:42It actually worked.
01:03:45Val's affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:49Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel-aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:25One sample for a person.
01:04:34One sample for a person.
01:04:35Hey, Barrel-aged.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get it high?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skid rocks!
01:04:50Oh no, I grabbed it first!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun, so if you want a taste, line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:27Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger. Fought in a nuclear war. Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine? That will prove useful.
01:05:43From now on, you're my personal bodyguard. One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell for that. Lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me. We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10That's for you guys.
01:06:12I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out. Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%? You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:27Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:47Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:16You struck a house of cards.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing?
01:07:24Need I ask?
01:07:25He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Counts on, boss. We're all good.
01:07:43We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:19I'm out.
01:08:21Babe.
01:08:23We should shower.
01:08:24Together.
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Me first.
01:08:34Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:38Dangerous.
01:08:39It's getting dangerous and dangerous.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21We're doing Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good. We're good.
01:09:31What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:43No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You gotta pay 80%.
01:09:50Now didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:10:00How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish.
01:10:04Punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson.
01:10:30The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well...
01:10:42She's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you.
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish him.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:22Mr. Ross.
01:11:23You sure you don't wanna verify with the queen first?
01:11:27I'm not gonna...
01:11:28I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:11:31The queen...
01:11:32Has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know...
01:11:41The only assholes that don't pay their taxes are...
01:11:45The dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross.
01:11:50You see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha.
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:03All right.
01:12:04Raymond, Frank.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your...
01:12:10For your ladies over there.
01:12:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:14Ha, ha, ha.
01:12:16The thing is...
01:12:17Either you come up with 90% right here.
01:12:21Right now.
01:12:23Or I'm gonna have my horny boys back here.
01:12:26Fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:12:27And I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:32All right.
01:12:33Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy...
01:12:39Doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit...
01:12:44Drank my piss in high school.
01:12:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:49You really wanna follow him?
01:12:51No.
01:12:52So he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right.
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy...
01:13:16Or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have...
01:13:47You're still worthless.
01:13:50Ha, ha.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass...
01:13:56And you ask for forgiveness.
01:13:58And then you give...
01:14:00A hundred barrels.
01:14:02Or option two.
01:14:04You let me...
01:14:06Screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:21Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:26Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:14:27I don't understand.
01:14:28It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So, you made up your mind yet?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously setting the checks.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option? Fuck off! You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:37Hey!
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewy's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:06Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross, kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of them.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down Raven, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chilly on that there toy?
01:16:49toy. Yeah, that's right. I did. I'm her husband. So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband. He said I'm her husband. He's insane. Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his
01:17:09eyes. So hard in years. Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy. Oh, sad face. I hate to break the news to
01:17:39you,
01:17:39but, oh, I don't care about these skanky whores anymore. No. I decided, boys, I'm gonna take
01:17:49everything he has. I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has. Trash the place. Take
01:18:00everything you see. And if you find any booze, that's mine. And when you're done, burn this place down.
01:18:05Go!
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there. Most feet ahead.
01:18:28Thank you. Mr. Ross, take a break. Save some energy for later. You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36Well, I couldn't have done it without you. Cheers. Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies? Leave
01:18:46the other two for me. All right. Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:51You. Hey. Hey, you. Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer. Cover the girls. I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Got it.
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here? Queen Tilly, you're just in time. We just caught this guy. He's a guilty of tax
01:19:38evasion and he resisted arrest. I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Link Shack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax. He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52Oh, you're quite the popular man. And you're quite late. It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, just shut your mouth. You don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:08We did. That's right. We saved you the trouble. You didn't want that bootleg stuff. It's crap.
01:20:14That's right. Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife. His wife. Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your
01:20:22status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:20:25Oh, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no. That's not. That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait, wait a minute. You mean that you and he actually-
01:20:40Holy-
01:20:43Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:47Literally a scavenger.
01:20:53He is my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Mr. Pilly.
01:21:20I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:23It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it. He set us up.
01:21:28Oh, come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know...
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arth, please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:09Horus, throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back,
01:22:21kill them on sight.
01:22:23No!
01:22:25You don't understand.
01:22:28Get up!
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:37Come on.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off.
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:02Rise, motherfucker!
01:24:03Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle to, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun, too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:37Woo!
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur.
01:25:10Come out.
01:25:10I know you're in there.
01:25:12I bring your bitches with you.
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor.
01:25:18You're surrounded.
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:25:22Come on.
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day.
01:25:45I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it.
01:25:48But get to the basement now.
01:25:49No.
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:27As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling.
01:26:42I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're in this together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:01Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28Okay.
01:27:28You got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine.
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead,
01:27:44I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47All right.
01:27:49You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker.
01:28:05Oh, shit.
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31You should have seen a friend.
01:28:33You should have seen a friend.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling.
01:28:41Don't forget.
01:28:42You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey.
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51All right, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0260%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:06Kiss, kiss
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