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End of the World, Start of My Empire - FULL (2026)
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now, eat or be eaten.
00:00:54The world runs on another one.
00:00:55The world runs on another ten-ten.
00:01:01but that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth bring booze or meds next time they get you
00:01:08more i have to make this last all week
00:01:28last item of the day boys two lovely sisters
00:01:53early 20s healthy
00:01:56strong enough to work young enough to bed children
00:02:11seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now
00:02:17exactly just an ungrateful mouth to feed half the time they don't even work god forbid you knock
00:02:23them up then you'll fuck forever
00:02:30if no one else is bidding maybe i have a chance to save them
00:02:35but even if i did we would just starve to death
00:02:39this world sucks look at that skin and those tints
00:02:47when's the last time in you ever fucked something that good eh limited time offer boys two for one
00:02:55place those bids i was the daughter of the richest family in the city now i'm being sold as a
00:03:01bundle
00:03:02i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:13suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required
00:03:19what what the hell is this am i the only one seeing this
00:03:25this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization
00:03:30this thing is alien tech its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to
00:03:37preserve humanity after societal collapse
00:03:41preserve humanity
00:03:45compatible partner confirmed rescue required to initiate binding time remaining three minutes
00:03:54failure will result in host death
00:04:01it won't come off
00:04:05wait is that why that guy's arm was gray he failed to do what the system asked
00:04:10what do i do now
00:04:12what do i do now
00:04:13what do i do now
00:04:27easy gentlemen
00:04:30this blade cuts everyone the same
00:04:34you want these girls you're gonna have to bid like everyone else
00:04:41he didn't attack us
00:04:44he's not like the others
00:04:46if guns still existed i'd already have those girls
00:04:50if the war had wiped up guns that knife wouldn't mean shit
00:04:54no
00:04:58i'm not staying for this stupid ass auction
00:05:01wait wait wait
00:05:02what if we buy him
00:05:04have our uh
00:05:06bun
00:05:06and then sell him off
00:05:08what if they die
00:05:10what if they die
00:05:10well then we sell them cheap
00:05:14what works for me
00:05:16alright
00:05:17one
00:05:19can
00:05:20of
00:05:21food
00:05:22who's gonna beat that
00:05:23ha
00:05:29no
00:05:31i can't let this happen
00:05:33if i don't stop it
00:05:34i'll die
00:05:40one can
00:05:44and
00:05:44and
00:05:46and
00:05:46and
00:05:47and
00:05:47and
00:05:47and a bar of chocolate
00:06:01and
00:06:02let's keep it civil now
00:06:05let's keep it civil now
00:06:06alright
00:06:08you wanna play
00:06:09ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:06:11i'll show you what you're up against
00:06:14two
00:06:15cans
00:06:16oh
00:06:18two cans
00:06:20looks like jack's feeling generous
00:06:23this
00:06:23it's the same asshole since high school
00:06:25the world's falling apart and they're still trying to screw me over
00:06:29what's wrong trash rat
00:06:30you scared
00:06:31come on
00:06:33show us what you got
00:06:38what's wrong
00:06:39what's wrong
00:06:40what's wrong
00:06:40host death
00:06:41in 30 seconds
00:06:42shit
00:06:43i can't let jack put his hands on the girls
00:06:49last game
00:06:50you're not getting your hands on those girls jack i'm not gonna let that happen
00:06:55he's not doing this for himself
00:06:58is he trying to save us
00:07:03spouse affection increase detected
00:07:05reward granted
00:07:07item issued
00:07:0920 cans of meat
00:07:1020 cans of produce
00:07:1220 units of purified water
00:07:28holy shit
00:07:29this is a lot of food
00:07:31i could live off this for months
00:07:34oh too bad
00:07:35looks like
00:07:36looks like you're out of beds
00:07:38dude really thought he was a fucking hero
00:07:41what a joke
00:07:42dude
00:07:43you think
00:07:43you can compete with me
00:07:45over women
00:07:46come on
00:07:47you've been a loser since high school
00:07:49money
00:07:50girls
00:07:51whatever it is
00:07:52i always
00:07:53get there first
00:08:01oh yeah
00:08:04well how about this
00:08:29how the hell did he get all those cans
00:08:30no way
00:08:31i saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar
00:08:34whatever he bids
00:08:37whatever he bids
00:08:37i bid in one more can
00:08:39so
00:08:42are you bidding
00:08:45alright
00:08:46if no one else is bidding
00:08:48looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here
00:08:52going once
00:08:54going twice
00:08:57you guys
00:08:58solved
00:09:11rescue and host binding complete
00:09:13increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
00:09:17i
00:09:18beat
00:09:18hold on the finish line
00:09:20i'm gonna hit hold like a star
00:09:23watch how i leave you all behind
00:09:25don't do silver
00:09:27go and get my gold
00:09:29i've been getting ready ready on your musket
00:09:31ready set go go and take your pretty step
00:09:34and you can do all your best to try
00:09:36but you know that i'm the winner till the day i die
00:09:44i saved two girls and beat jack
00:09:48this system is insane
00:09:54next time i see you
00:09:55i won't be taking just your ration
00:10:22we'll head back to my place but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:10:41compatible spouse detected
00:10:43rescue required for binding
00:10:44failure to complete will result in post death
00:10:47time to complete two minutes
00:10:49this again
00:10:50in only two minutes
00:10:53i told you i knew billy was hoarding himself a girl
00:10:56i know where billy keeps his goods
00:10:58i can take you there
00:10:59why don't we take you this good to your first
00:11:01just had two women taken away from me
00:11:04i am pissed
00:11:06yeah man you're gonna help
00:11:19stay here
00:11:21you are gonna help me
00:11:25work that anger out
00:11:29beific
00:11:32beif
00:11:37beif
00:11:37arthur
00:11:38you again
00:11:39you're fucking dead
00:11:40i'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces
00:11:43and feed you to this train
00:11:44Stay back!
00:11:46Really? A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit. That was my only Molotov.
00:12:14Forty-five seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:19Oh, my God.
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I sank the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare him off.
00:12:27What? So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground.
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur. You already have two of them. You gotta take her too.
00:12:38Host death in twenty seconds.
00:12:44Fuck. Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur, you're dead. You hear me? I'm dead!
00:12:59This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14Come on. Let's go. Go. Go.
00:13:23Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased. Current total, three. Affection metrics. Mary, fifteen.
00:13:35Karen, ten.
00:13:38Susan, ten.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy. Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased. Rewards issued. Medicine, ten units. Two MP5 submachine guns. Four clips of ammunition. Fifty rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:00Two rifles? Guns are extinct. And now I've got two? Food, meds, weapons? I might actually be the apex.
00:14:09Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo!
00:14:12Hey, let's move. It's not safe here. Cool.
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the five-star apocalypse hotel. No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free. Hope you
00:14:34don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding. How can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all. You saved us.
00:14:43It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit. It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan. You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton, and this is my little sister. We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:18I'm a Hollywood star!
00:15:21Oh.
00:15:22Country bumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I-I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first. Make yourselves comfortable, and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45I'll help.
00:15:46All right.
00:15:48Damn. She really knows how to better people up.
00:15:52Great. He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me? Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03All right. We'll start with chicken soup. About half a gallon.
00:16:06I'm just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow. How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40What were you saying?
00:16:54Nothing. Just...
00:16:58I don't want you overdoing it. I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute, but I got it. Okay? Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life,
00:18:03that would make me
00:18:05really happy.
00:18:19I'm your wife now.
00:18:20I'm your wife now.
00:18:21I'm your wife now.
00:18:21I'm your wife now.
00:18:21I'm your wife now.
00:18:22I'm your wife now.
00:18:23I'm your wife now.
00:18:23I'm your wife now.
00:18:24I'm your wife now.
00:18:25I'm your wife now.
00:18:26I'm your wife now.
00:18:27I'm your wife now.
00:18:28I'm your wife now.
00:18:29I'm your wife now.
00:18:32I'm your wife now.
00:18:36I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow, she moves fast. Cute. But charm? That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay, dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:56Oh no, I think I twisted my ankle. Arthur, honey, could you please hold me? I don't think I can
00:19:02stand.
00:19:03I'm scared. Try to stand. My legs feel really weak right now. It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong. It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight. I can keep you warm, give you a massage.
00:19:37You should be the hand on my back. I can feel the heat.
00:19:42I don't know.
00:19:44Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No. No, nothing. It was just really... hot in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever. I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:38So...
00:20:38It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:14It's just... really hot in here.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:43Susan!
00:21:44What do you think you're doing?
00:21:46I'm just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:52Well, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down. I could help you relax.
00:22:01Good idea.
00:22:03I'll help too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:31It's just a massage. That's all.
00:22:33It's just a massage. That's all.
00:22:33I'll be forever here facing the walls.
00:22:37Now I try to return.
00:22:41Lord, I try and regret.
00:22:45All of the hurt I have cause I'm no angel.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place.
00:23:10Like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19Alright, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door.
00:23:43And you stay quiet, alright?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not gonna leave me, right?
00:24:03I'm gonna come right back.
00:24:04I don't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, Boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:33Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combined.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:18Well, well, well.
00:25:20Look at you.
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:38Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur!
00:25:47Something's wrong!
00:25:50Mary!
00:25:51Mary!
00:25:52Mary!
00:25:53Mary!
00:25:53Mary!
00:25:54Mary!
00:25:56Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:22Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:24That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:28They're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't-
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Don't worry.
00:26:51I'm gonna bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:11Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was right.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:23You promised Arthur we'd stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:28Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp!
00:27:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:28:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:29some food
00:28:29he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the stuff or not
00:28:41i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it shut up this isn't your time
00:28:49to talk
00:28:51don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:13hey hey hey hey
00:29:14tony we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right what
00:29:24girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:48nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:30:02surround him
00:30:14he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys are
00:30:29gonna do
00:30:29be smart get the fuck out
00:30:41i gave you a chance
00:31:12what a gun a real fucking gun how the fuck did you get a real gun there are more of
00:31:17us he can't
00:31:18have that many rounds yeah yeah with all the shots you fire you're probably burning through half a mag
00:31:22already look i don't care how many bullets he's got we rush him together the first one to kill him
00:31:28get his supplies and his girls
00:31:51come on
00:31:53come on keep betting your lives on my bullets
00:32:03don't move
00:32:04don't move we're not done yet
00:32:13look i'm sorry okay i have nothing to do it to his fucking jack
00:32:20yes it's all his fault he's lying i didn't do anything tony took your girls he's he stole your supplies
00:32:29don't shoot me don't shoot me don't shoot me
00:32:32we can talk this out
00:32:34i'm
00:32:34let's go
00:32:35move
00:32:35move
00:32:39move
00:32:40move
00:32:40move
00:32:40move
00:33:07I thought I was never going to see you again.
00:33:10I told you I'd come back.
00:33:12Oh my god.
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here?
00:33:14I told you guys to stay home.
00:33:16We were so worried about you.
00:33:18I was so scared I thought you were going to die.
00:33:20Oh, really?
00:33:21That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:23How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:27God, that was so hard.
00:33:28My times are changing, but I know where I'm going.
00:33:33The sky of my blood driving me home.
00:33:37Bows affection levels increased.
00:33:39Been broken and weak.
00:33:42Hellers ago.
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:45Purified water.
00:33:4620 liters.
00:33:47Canned meat.
00:33:4820 units.
00:33:49Milk.
00:33:5020 cartons.
00:33:54Come on.
00:33:55Let's go home.
00:34:01As for you guys...
00:34:06Come here.
00:34:11Don't kill me.
00:34:13Please.
00:34:15We'll give you back everything.
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:19On your knees.
00:34:22Arthur, man.
00:34:23Please.
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man.
00:34:27We were classmates, right?
00:34:32We'll work for you.
00:34:33Hands on the ground.
00:34:54You remember this.
00:34:56If you ever come near my wives again,
00:35:00I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:35:04Get out of here.
00:35:05Ah, now!
00:35:16Ladies!
00:35:18Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:19Huh?
00:35:21At our new home.
00:35:28AFFECTION METRICS
00:35:30AFFECTION METRICS
00:35:31Mary, 30.
00:35:32Karen, 15.
00:35:34Susan, 25.
00:35:36Human Civilization Continuation Progress, 33%.
00:35:41Civilization...
00:35:43Continuation?
00:35:44PRIMARY OBJECTIVE
00:35:46Host must reproduce with compatible partners
00:35:49to preserve human civilization.
00:35:52What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:55Baitlag brought you a clean towel.
00:35:57I'll just leave you here.
00:35:58Okay.
00:36:00Thanks.
00:36:08Oh.
00:36:33What are you doing?
00:36:37Arthur, you saved me.
00:36:41Fed me.
00:36:43Gave me shelter.
00:36:44Risks everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:55And...
00:36:57I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary.
00:37:03I don't want you to feel like you have to do this
00:37:05because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking.
00:37:09And I'm gonna regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:17I choose you.
00:37:18I don't.
00:37:19I don't.
00:37:45I don't.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to remind him anyway.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:24I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:38:54Arthur! Jamie, don't stop. Please.
00:39:00Unbelievable. She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter.
00:39:13You're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh, my God.
00:39:23Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex, too.
00:39:27I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur!
00:39:38Arthur!
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur
00:39:45took down your whole gang alone.
00:39:47And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guns.
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:02Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:15You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:19Hmm.
00:40:20Not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her men and go kill him
00:40:38myself.
00:40:39Hmm.
00:40:42Hmm.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Micro generators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:05Mary, 30, increased to 50, Susan, 35, and Karen, 15, increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:19Karen?
00:41:21Oh no, he looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm gonna go change, and I'll come back out.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:57Whew, that was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:13What is this?
00:42:14What is this?
00:42:22I don't know.
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:43:00It's gold.
00:43:01There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:06In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:15Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:35In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:40That's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least 100 barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:58Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09If we could buy the entire wasteland city, make it ours.
00:44:12Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Here!
00:44:22And jump!
00:44:24Jump!
00:44:30Wait, you didn't finish yours either.
00:44:39Arthur, here.
00:44:52Karen?
00:44:54Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:56Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan! Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen!
00:45:14Are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17Oh, man!
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Karen!
00:45:28Karen, calm down!
00:45:30Calm down!
00:45:41Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:44Hey!
00:45:44Hey!
00:45:45Hey!
00:45:45Hey!
00:45:46Hey!
00:45:47Hey!
00:45:48Hey!
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:59No, no, no.
00:45:59She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:13An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43Alright.
00:46:45Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that...
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm gonna trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Just stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so...
00:47:29Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's gonna be okay, I'll be right back.
00:48:02It's gonna be okay, I'll be right back.
00:48:05It's gonna be okay.
00:48:09It's gonna be okay.
00:48:15It's gonna be okay, I'll be right back.
00:48:18It's gonna be okay.
00:48:20Well, the way the house is gonna kill...
00:48:25It's gonna be okay.
00:48:26It's gonna be okay, I'm gonna kill her.
00:48:28It's gonna be okay.
00:48:30So...
00:48:32I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5150 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:48:59You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:12I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:16The last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:28Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:47You, go try.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real, or you won't make it out of your life.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:33I'll try it myself.
00:50:36I'll try it myself.
00:50:45Ross, that's Arthur.
00:50:50The Fraud.
00:50:54oh my old classmate i didn't even recognize you after all these years
00:51:00well i never forgot about you raymond or any of the lessons you taught me back in school
00:51:18didn't i tell you when you are being bullied you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong
00:51:25first but instead you snitched on me to the dean and now i'm suspended you happy now you piece of
00:51:34shit they're all gonna pay for this
00:51:41arthur
00:51:50you're stuck with with the rest of your life
00:51:52oh
00:51:59that bathroom cocktail really stuck with you huh
00:52:05now you're scamming us with fake boo yeah that crap
00:52:09we saw that bottle in the trash yesterday
00:52:11it's the color of piss how'd you build it with your own your own
00:52:17oh god guys guys queen tilt i heard you got a batch of adrenaline that that's about to expire so
00:52:25so i brought these two bottles as an exchange that's good thank you
00:52:32no
00:52:54strong
00:52:56before the war this wouldn't even passed as premium
00:53:03but now it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline
00:53:09thank you thank you and as for this fraud since we're classmates we could give them a quick less
00:53:17painful death
00:53:24and you
00:53:26now how can you decide you haven't even tried my booze wait tilly why bother i mean just look at
00:53:31it
00:53:31cloudy as hell god knows what kind of shit he dumped in there i know him better than anyone
00:53:36we went to high school together he's always been shit yeah
00:53:41enough
00:53:45fine we'll do this properly but he can drink it
00:53:51i'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:02i'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:03good boy
00:54:20this is insane
00:54:25it's a gift from god
00:54:29he's not drinking it did i mess up his sense of taste or what
00:54:35the hell this guy can actually make a booze i have no idea i mean he is the guy that
00:54:40pulled a gun
00:54:41on us so yeah maybe
00:54:45i approve whiskey
00:55:05all right
00:55:07blue flame
00:55:08that only happens with hyper flicker
00:55:11i want your whiskey all of it everything that you have
00:55:15let me taste it sure but i want the fresh adrenaline syringes first
00:55:22deal
00:55:26oh yeah
00:55:28that's it i never thought i'd taste anything like this again
00:55:32green tilly
00:55:34maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:55:42yeah
00:55:43we should
00:55:45beat it
00:55:46all three of you and take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:49arthur please just give us
00:55:52do us a favor give us a little bit of adrenaline please a little bit
00:55:56we'll do anything you want
00:56:00anything
00:56:01yes
00:56:02anything
00:56:05okay
00:56:06we'll do anything you want
00:56:09i want you to drink his piss
00:56:10arthur don't be a jerk man
00:56:12we've known each other since school
00:56:14yeah
00:56:15yeah we did and look where that got you
00:56:18are you serious right now
00:56:19queen tilly i think it's time to
00:56:21send them out
00:56:29don't you fucking touch me
00:56:30hey
00:56:32this isn't over arthur
00:56:34i'll make you pay for it i will i swear
00:56:36a man who can make liquor like this
00:56:40i need to keep him close
00:56:42queen tilly
00:56:44now aside from the adrenaline
00:56:46i'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:49with your approval
00:56:51your whiskey bought you a place here
00:56:55call me tilly
00:56:57and whatever business you run
00:56:59i take eighty percent
00:57:01eighty
00:57:02oh come on that's insane
00:57:04too much
00:57:06well
00:57:07there is one way that we can waive it
00:57:10and what might that be
00:57:16be
00:57:17my husband
00:57:25plenty of toys here
00:57:29pick one
00:57:30we have time
00:57:40um
00:57:42you know maybe i can work with eighty percent
00:57:44shut up
00:57:46i am tired
00:57:47of the same boring games
00:57:50i want to try something different
00:57:55i'll be the masochist
00:57:57and you be the sadist
00:57:59i don't need to run
00:58:07i'll need to hide
00:58:11as long as young
00:58:15i'll make it safe
00:58:17compatible spouse detected
00:58:19rescue required
00:58:21subject must be claimed as spouse
00:58:24failure will initiate host death
00:58:26oh come on
00:58:38here
00:58:40call me on this
00:58:42now on
00:58:43your taxes are waived
00:58:45and as long as you remain in wasteland city
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again
00:58:51all right i'll uh
00:58:53contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars
00:58:57hmm
00:58:58no need
00:58:59i'll come myself
00:59:01with my people
00:59:03i hear that you have three wives
00:59:06i want to meet them
00:59:09see what kind of women besides me
00:59:12keep you interested
00:59:18why do i feel like a male escort
00:59:21new spouse registered reward issued
00:59:24anti-radiation serum motorcycle
00:59:27anti-radiation serum
00:59:29and a new motorcycle
00:59:32spouse's life signal critical
00:59:33immediate treatment required
00:59:35the devil in disguise
00:59:48Oh
00:59:58Karen hold on
01:00:12A man!
01:00:14A man!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:35Karen stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode!
01:00:42She's lost control!
01:01:02Karen stop!
01:01:04Karen stop!
01:01:05Karen stop!
01:01:08Karen!
01:01:09Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16Look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:23Oh my God!
01:01:27Oh my God!
01:01:30Oh my God!
01:01:42Oh my God!
01:01:44Karen, she's she's she's not breaking
01:01:53Warning spouse life signal critical if spouse death is confirmed post-death protocol will initiate
01:02:02Karen come on come on come on Karen stay with me come on come on stay with me come on
01:02:07Karen
01:02:09Why is this happening? I already gave her the adrenaline come on
01:02:14Karen wake up
01:02:16Spouse life status Karen zero percent post-death in ten seconds
01:02:22Midbox
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you
01:02:28Please let this work
01:02:30Come on Karen. I'm not gonna lose you
01:02:33Stay with me
01:02:49Come on
01:02:50Come on
01:02:58Oh
01:03:09Oh my god.
01:03:10Oh my god.
01:03:14I'm so sorry.
01:03:15Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:43It actually worked.
01:03:45Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:50Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel-aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skid rocks!
01:04:50Oh no, I grabbed it first!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste,
01:05:09line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:43From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I'll lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10As for you guys,
01:06:13money salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone?
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:38Counts on, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:22Babe, we should shower together.
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21Doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:28Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:31What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City?
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:10:00How dare you call her by her first name?
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:38First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha, that batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is going to be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first?
01:11:26I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:31The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:37She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:54I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha, are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, right.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm going to have my horny boys back here.
01:12:26Fuck up your cheap sluts, and I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:52Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think as women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right, you got three seconds to decide.
01:13:14Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:35I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44It doesn't matter how many supplies you have.
01:13:47You're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give 100 barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:13That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:26Why doesn't her husband just shoot him?
01:14:28He'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland
01:14:37is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets,
01:15:12I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So, you made up your mind, yes?
01:15:17You're gonna get down on all fours
01:15:20and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously, he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:40Get here!
01:15:42Whoa!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:50Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Miss me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Raymond.
01:16:41Calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now, you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:51Yeah, that's right.
01:16:51I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross is scared out of his spine!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until you're little wittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but...
01:17:40Oh, I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:51He, he, he.
01:17:53I decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10What are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:18:21Most feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:51You, hey, hey, you.
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Got it!
01:19:04Fucking kill me!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:34You're just in time!
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's guilty of tax evasion,
01:19:39and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Link, Jack, this bastard
01:19:44was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, just shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:19His wife!
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:41Holy...
01:20:41Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:47Literally, a scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:03What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know...
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arth, please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:09Horace, throw him out.
01:22:11Flip.
01:22:15Cut off one handy.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:22:24No!
01:22:25No!
01:22:26You don't understand!
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:37Come on.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off!
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:33I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:55I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:23:59How do they have guns?
01:24:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo in there, son.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36Woo!
01:24:36It feels fucking amazing.
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are going to make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur!
01:25:10Come on!
01:25:10I know you're in the head, bring your bitches with you!
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us?
01:25:16When we've come to return the favor!
01:25:18You're surrounded!
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit!
01:25:22Come on!
01:25:38Come on!
01:25:40Come on!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day!
01:25:45I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:47But get to the basement now!
01:25:49No!
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me!
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14We're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that will last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:12Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay, okay, you got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine, but guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47All right.
01:27:49You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker.
01:28:05Oh, shit.
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31Baby.
01:28:35Baby.
01:28:36Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling.
01:28:40Don't forget.
01:28:42You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey.
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51All right, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0260%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
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