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After a group of boy scouts are mysteriously killed by a wolf-like creature on Cadaverous Island, Walter Romero, whose best friend was among the killed, sets out to find exactly what happened. In order to reach the island, Walter teams up with Johnny Mason, neighborhood stoner, to smoke up Ashley Valinski, neighborhood hottie, and get her to take them out on her father's boat. But soon after arriving on Cadaverous Island, a horde of zombies steals their boat, leaving them stranded, and the three are forced to team up with two cops, the mayor, and a team of botanists to either kill the monsters... or be killed themselves..... DUN-DUN-DUN!!!
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00:04He's dead! He's freaking dead!
00:19Whoever it was that killed these young men,
00:22we will find it, we will kill it,
00:24and we'll do whatever it takes to stop it from ever happening again.
00:27You have my word.
00:28I was sorry to hear about what happened to your friends on Cadaver's Island.
00:34Me too.
00:36I'm afraid they were all viciously eaten by some sort of unidentified animal.
00:41Some kind of animal?
00:43It could be one of the living dead.
00:46It was a motherfucking werewolf.
00:49Are werewolves even real?
00:51I don't know. That's why I'm investigating the matter.
00:57Walter's in trouble.
01:04Fuck! Fuck you!
01:06Fuck you!
01:07Fuck you!
01:08Fuck!
01:09Fuck!
01:10Fuck!
01:10Fuck!
01:11Fuck, what?
01:12Fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:14The law of the fucking land has been violated!
01:16There's no more room in hell, boys!
01:19No more room in hell!
01:21In a pot of ground to keep a jackman down there!
01:24There's no more room in hell!
01:26There's no more room in hell!
01:28There's no more room in hell, boys!
01:29No more room in hell!
01:32There's no more room in hell!
01:42There's no more room in hell!
01:43I hate zombies in the evening.
01:48Ain't a pot of ground to keep a jackman down there!
01:52Keep it done, man.
01:53Keep it done, man.
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