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00:00:05Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI Matchmaking Event.
00:00:10Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:00:16Boss, everything's ready to go.
00:00:19Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:00:24It doesn't matter. Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:00:28The algorithm's never wrong.
00:00:30Soon the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
00:00:33It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:00:35Excellent.
00:00:37Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:00:39As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:00:46wraps.
00:00:47If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:00:52Welcome.
00:00:53This is my last chance.
00:00:57Could it be me?
00:00:58Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:01:05Congratulations, Nora.
00:01:07Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:01:13Okay, this might work.
00:01:15And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:01:20How dare the AI match Nora with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:01:26Hey, babe.
00:01:28Hey, babe.
00:01:54Gavin's the name.
00:01:54Money's the game.
00:01:54You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount, Cinderella.
00:01:59Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:02:08This outcome is unexpected.
00:02:11Interesting.
00:02:12Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:02:14The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:02:17Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:02:21Is this really the end?
00:02:25That janitor?
00:02:27He has Bianca's match.
00:02:29Fine.
00:02:29I'll take him.
00:02:30My fate is mine to decide.
00:02:32I'm getting married today.
00:02:35What's she gonna do?
00:02:41Just play along?
00:02:43What?
00:02:58What a surprise.
00:03:00Beautiful.
00:03:01And such a fighter.
00:03:03Interesting.
00:03:04Nora!
00:03:04What the hell are you doing?
00:03:06Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:03:09What a joke!
00:03:11The poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:03:16Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:03:20My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:03:25Look at me, princess.
00:03:26I'm just a janitor.
00:03:28Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:03:30Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:03:36That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:03:43True love can be modeled.
00:03:44It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:03:48Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:03:51I'm not some line of code, though.
00:03:53Is she doubting my data?
00:03:55I'd love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:03:59All right.
00:04:00Let's make a bet.
00:04:01A one-year marriage contract.
00:04:03If I've fallen in love with you, you win.
00:04:05And you'll get half.
00:04:08Everything I own.
00:04:12A what?
00:04:13A mop and a bucket?
00:04:16Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:04:20Tell you what.
00:04:21If I fall for you, you get half in money.
00:04:24Deal.
00:04:26I like those odds.
00:04:30I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:04:33Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:04:42We're getting married.
00:04:46Victor!
00:04:50Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:04:59Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:05:02Are you really just gonna wash it off?
00:05:05I need to start looking my best.
00:05:07Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart, it'll grow into love.
00:05:11I'm winning this bet.
00:05:15Marrying the janitor.
00:05:16You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:05:20Nora, you jump with that loser.
00:05:22The marriage is off.
00:05:23That's too bad.
00:05:24We already signed the papers.
00:05:27I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:05:30Fine.
00:05:31But when it all falls apart, don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness.
00:05:36You.
00:05:37Throw out our luggage.
00:05:40Please.
00:05:41No, wait.
00:05:41Stop.
00:05:45Stop.
00:05:57Now that you're a janitor's wife, you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:06:00Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:06:03Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:06:05Poverty stinks.
00:06:08And it's contagious.
00:06:11Oh my God.
00:06:12Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:06:15I know.
00:06:16He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:06:23Where's your beloved janitor?
00:06:25Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:06:26Where are you, Elvis?
00:06:29Watch out.
00:06:52Is this the man I just married?
00:06:55Wait.
00:06:56Those eyes.
00:07:00Those muscles.
00:07:03Is this the man I just married?
00:07:06Whoa, he's handsome.
00:07:12Hey.
00:07:14Are you okay?
00:07:15Why did you jump in the way?
00:07:17I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:07:19Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:07:21No.
00:07:22Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:07:24He's just your contract husband.
00:07:26Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:07:29Fuck.
00:07:30The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:07:37What the fuck?
00:07:38You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:07:40Get real, babe.
00:07:42This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:07:44Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:07:47You're right.
00:07:48Grains beat looks.
00:07:50This shit scrubber might have a nice body, but his bank account is malnourished.
00:08:00Horses?
00:08:01Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:08:04My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:08:08He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:08:11Surpass me?
00:08:13Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:08:16Mr. S?
00:08:17That's an ambitious goal.
00:08:18Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:08:21Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:08:24It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:08:27You'll see how different we really are.
00:08:29A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:08:31It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:08:34Oh, how poetic.
00:08:35Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:08:38Still acting tough?
00:08:40Don't tell me.
00:08:41You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:08:46Bring out my car.
00:08:50This is where we belong.
00:09:07What the hell is that thing?
00:09:09A garbage trough for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:09:12Oh, how perfect.
00:09:15Get out of here.
00:09:21Come on.
00:09:29I'm sorry about this.
00:09:31Hey, don't apologize.
00:09:33This is super cool.
00:09:34I've never been in a car like this before.
00:10:02Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:10:05It's a nice place for a janitor.
00:10:08Make yourself at home.
00:10:09There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:10:14I'd feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:10:18I couldn't do that.
00:10:19So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:10:20Well, no, I didn't mean that.
00:10:23It's just, I, whatever makes you feel good.
00:10:27I don't know.
00:10:29I'm just going to get some clothes out.
00:10:33Peach flavored lube?
00:10:41You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:10:46Just give it back.
00:10:48No, give it back.
00:10:50Hey, come on.
00:10:51Give me.
00:10:54Wow, his chest.
00:10:57It feels amazing.
00:10:59You really can't wait, can you?
00:11:02We're married now.
00:11:03We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:11:08Sooner or later.
00:11:21I'd say the sooner the better.
00:11:24I need some water.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:30How cute.
00:11:31They still win this round, though.
00:11:34It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:11:43Damn.
00:11:44He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:11:47Well, I'm not complaining.
00:11:50Look at this muscle.
00:11:52He's too fine.
00:11:57Oh, help it!
00:11:59Oh, shit!
00:12:05Oh, gosh.
00:12:08No, I'm so sorry.
00:12:10I didn't know you were there.
00:12:11Oh, my gosh.
00:12:14She's perfect.
00:12:18If you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is going to make me fall in love
00:12:21with you, you're sorely mistaken.
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Look, this is all...
00:12:27I'm just gonna...
00:12:30Oh, my.
00:12:31Oh, my.
00:12:33Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:12:36Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:12:39Now, hold still.
00:12:41And maybe...
00:12:43Oh, let me enjoy my perks.
00:12:46Sorry for getting you hit.
00:12:47I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:12:50No, no, no, never.
00:12:51Fix your maps.
00:12:52Fix your maps there.
00:12:52Perfect.
00:12:55The pipe.
00:12:56I...
00:12:56I...
00:12:57I meant the pipe.
00:12:58Is the pipe fixed?
00:13:00Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
00:13:02It's freezing here and I'm soaking wet, so...
00:13:06Freezing?
00:13:08Well, let me warm you up.
00:13:13What is he trying to do to me?
00:13:17All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
00:13:20Sure.
00:13:21Okay.
00:13:21Yoga can keep you warm.
00:13:23Can you...
00:13:24Can you not stand so close?
00:13:26How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:13:28My form?
00:13:29What, are you a yogi now?
00:13:31I thought you were a janitor.
00:13:32I guess I'm full surprised at...
00:13:35I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
00:13:39Ready?
00:13:44This is punishment.
00:13:46I touched his abs for three seconds.
00:13:48And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:13:51Good.
00:13:51Now, uh, downward dog.
00:13:53Oh!
00:13:54Deeper.
00:13:56I can't.
00:13:58Hold it.
00:13:59Don't come up.
00:14:01Please.
00:14:02It hurts.
00:14:04Dammit, Nora.
00:14:05Don't make that noise.
00:14:07Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:14:09What?
00:14:10Oh!
00:14:18Heart rate, 140.
00:14:20Respiratory rate, 28%.
00:14:24Skin conductivity, 40%.
00:14:28Now, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:14:31No.
00:14:32No, it's the workout.
00:14:34I'm gonna win the bet.
00:14:35Just you.
00:14:37Wait.
00:14:38Wait.
00:14:40Why are your hands shaking?
00:14:42You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:14:47Fine.
00:14:48It is because of you.
00:14:53What?
00:14:58What about your little friend?
00:15:01Why is your little friend so...
00:15:04hard?
00:15:06She's a menace.
00:15:08I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:15:15Let him answer that for himself.
00:15:19Let him answer that for himself.
00:15:21Whoa!
00:15:23Hello there, buddy.
00:15:25Who's the one losing control now?
00:15:32You want me more than I want you.
00:15:34Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:15:36I'm gonna go shower.
00:15:40Alone.
00:15:42No peekings.
00:15:46I'm a loser, huh?
00:15:48We'll see about that.
00:15:54Hey, so, my dad's birthday party is next week, and they're hosting a dinner, um...
00:16:01You want your husband to attend?
00:16:02That's sweet.
00:16:03Actually, it's just...
00:16:05It's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:16:08And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
00:16:10I just know it.
00:16:11They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:16:16So, I would embarrass you.
00:16:18But no, no, it's just...
00:16:20I...
00:16:22I don't want to make you go through that.
00:16:25Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:16:29She's trying to protect me.
00:16:31It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lines then in our marriage contract.
00:16:36Why are you being so nice to me?
00:16:38You don't even know me.
00:16:40Because you're better than all of them.
00:16:43You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:16:47No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:16:50Whatever you'd say.
00:16:54Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:16:58They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:17:06Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:17:08One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:17:11And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:17:17This was a mistake.
00:17:18We should have come.
00:17:19It's okay, babe.
00:17:19We got dressed.
00:17:33You ready?
00:17:37You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:17:42I knew you were shameless, Nora.
00:17:43But God, this is a new low for you.
00:17:46I'm shameless.
00:17:48At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:17:52After just one week of marriage.
00:17:54I don't know what you're talking about.
00:17:56Are you fucking cheating on me on screen?
00:18:02Bianca!
00:18:05Surprise.
00:18:06Hey.
00:18:14You brought the janitor?
00:18:15Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:18:22Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:26Lock it off.
00:18:29Don't listen to them.
00:18:33It's okay.
00:18:35Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
00:18:39So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:18:49Good man.
00:18:50Excellent.
00:18:51Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:18:54All right.
00:18:55Enough standing around.
00:18:57Let's all go inside.
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:01Let's just go.
00:19:02I am not putting up with this.
00:19:04Hey, come on.
00:19:05I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:19:07Let's just see how it goes.
00:19:09I don't know this.
00:19:10Elvis.
00:19:11Elvis.
00:19:20Are you crazy?
00:19:22Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:19:24Just for disinfection purposes.
00:19:27With all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:19:32Open a window, would you?
00:19:34Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
00:19:39Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:19:45Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:19:47Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:19:49If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
00:19:52Elvis is my husband.
00:19:54And you will respect him.
00:19:57You little...
00:19:58Mom!
00:19:59Do something!
00:20:01How dare you?
00:20:03Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:20:05He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:20:08That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:20:15You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:20:18It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
00:20:22With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:20:25You should have stayed home.
00:20:27Yep.
00:20:28How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
00:20:33My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:20:37And those are just the cheap ones.
00:20:42A 1945 Romani Conti, a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc, and a 1990 Henri Jaillet, Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:20:53Impressive.
00:20:54These must be your most prized collections.
00:20:56Well, well, well.
00:20:58Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:21:02You're right, though.
00:21:03Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:21:10Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:21:13They don't call Henry J. or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:21:18Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
00:21:22Splendid.
00:21:27You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:21:32Man, you went all out.
00:21:34What the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
00:21:39What the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
00:21:43Huh, you've got a lot of nerve.
00:21:45Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
00:21:48Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:21:56What's this?
00:21:58Homemade moonshine?
00:22:00There's no label.
00:22:02Who knows if it's even safe?
00:22:04Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:22:06Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:22:08What are you trying to do?
00:22:10Poison our dad?
00:22:11No.
00:22:11No, please.
00:22:12Shut up!
00:22:13This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:22:18Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:22:24Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
00:22:27Because it's highly exclusive.
00:22:41Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:22:44It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:22:47Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:22:51It doesn't even need a barcode.
00:22:52This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:22:55Nora, how about this?
00:22:57If your wine's cheaper than ours,
00:23:00you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house.
00:23:06Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:23:09It's the thought that counts.
00:23:16Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:23:19What?
00:23:20Afraid you're going to lose?
00:23:22We'll take your bet.
00:23:24But if our wine is the more expensive one,
00:23:26what do we get in return?
00:23:29If your bottle is more expensive than mine,
00:23:32then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of my heart.
00:23:39Ugh, boring.
00:23:40New rules.
00:23:41If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room
00:23:45that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:23:47And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:23:50But if you lose,
00:23:52you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:24:07Market price, $200,000.
00:24:22Market price, $500,000.
00:24:26Half a million?
00:24:28Oh my goodness.
00:24:30Oh yes.
00:24:39Market price, $200,000?
00:24:46$500,000?
00:24:47A million?
00:24:48What are those bottles made of?
00:24:49Gold?
00:24:50Richard, you just don't get it.
00:24:53With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir.
00:24:56Now separate the gems from the phonies.
00:25:01Incredible.
00:25:02You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:25:04Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:25:08Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:25:11These bottles are reserved for Invitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
00:25:18Splendid.
00:25:19They're expensive.
00:25:20But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:25:25Couldn't agree more.
00:25:26And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity,
00:25:30it's us Hawthorne's.
00:25:33And as for you, you bastard,
00:25:37I demand an apology.
00:25:42Wait, Daddy.
00:25:44Let's have a little fun first.
00:25:46You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:25:50Insult Ellis again,
00:25:52and you'll regret it.
00:25:57Shut it.
00:25:58Biggest mistake of my life
00:25:59was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:26:05Now,
00:26:06get out of my sight.
00:26:08Just go, Ellis.
00:26:10They don't deserve your gift.
00:26:12Wait a second, sore losers.
00:26:14We had a bet.
00:26:15You're not walking out of here
00:26:17until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:26:21And while you're at it,
00:26:23why don't you strip that dress down
00:26:25and clean my shoes as well?
00:26:31I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:26:43Wait, Nora.
00:26:44Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:26:47Elvis, you don't have to.
00:26:49It's fine.
00:26:49I mean,
00:26:53price calculating.
00:26:56One million?
00:26:58Price calculating.
00:26:59How is it still going up?
00:27:03Impossible.
00:27:04That's impossible.
00:27:06Impossible.
00:27:24Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:27:28But our super algorithm
00:27:30will match the Hawthorne sisters
00:27:32with their destined soulmates.
00:27:35Boss?
00:27:36Everything's ready to go.
00:27:37Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor
00:27:40at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:27:42It doesn't matter.
00:27:43Even as a janitor,
00:27:44my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:27:47The algorithm's never wrong.
00:27:49Soon,
00:27:49the world will see our daughters
00:27:50match with the Elite.
00:27:51It's perfect branding
00:27:52for the Hawthorne family.
00:27:54Excellent.
00:27:55Bianca's match
00:27:56will take us to the top.
00:27:57As for Nora,
00:27:59if her match isn't powerful enough,
00:28:00she's off to that old man's bed
00:28:02the moment this event wraps.
00:28:05If my match today
00:28:06is powerful enough,
00:28:07maybe I can escape
00:28:08the arranged marriage.
00:28:11Welcome.
00:28:12This is my last chance.
00:28:15Could it be me?
00:28:17Mad.
00:28:17If I could marry one of them,
00:28:18either one would be worth it.
00:28:23Congratulations, Nora.
00:28:25Invitica AI has matched you
00:28:27with Gavin Winters,
00:28:29Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33This might work.
00:28:34And Bianca
00:28:35is matched with Elvis Blythe,
00:28:37a janitor.
00:28:38How dare the AI match Nora
00:28:40with a billionaire
00:28:40and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:28:44Hey, babe.
00:28:46Gavin's the name.
00:28:48Money's the game.
00:28:49Ten billion a year,
00:28:50to be exact.
00:28:51Bet you're glad you landed
00:28:52on a stud like me.
00:28:53Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:28:56He could have seen you
00:28:57at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:28:58Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:29:00Invitica's just one of many companies
00:29:02I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:29:04Their COO would never find out
00:29:06who I really are.
00:29:09The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:29:12You deserve to be with someone
00:29:14in your league,
00:29:15not this discount Cinderella.
00:29:18Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:29:26This outcome is unexpected.
00:29:29Interesting.
00:29:30Don't worry,
00:29:31poor little Cinderella.
00:29:33The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:29:35Ready for Dad to marry you off
00:29:37to some old geezer?
00:29:39Is this really the end?
00:29:44That janitor?
00:29:45He has Bianca's match.
00:29:47Fine.
00:29:48I'll take him.
00:29:49My fate is mine to decide.
00:29:51I'm getting married today.
00:29:53What's she gonna do?
00:29:59Just play along?
00:30:02What?
00:30:16What a surprise.
00:30:19Beautiful.
00:30:20And such a fighter.
00:30:21Interesting.
00:30:22Nora!
00:30:23The hell are you doing?
00:30:24Get that trash trucker
00:30:26away from my daughter now!
00:30:28What a joke!
00:30:29The poor janitor
00:30:30actually married into
00:30:31the Hawthorne family?
00:30:34Do you think maybe
00:30:37you'd consider marrying me?
00:30:39My AI didn't account for her,
00:30:41which makes her
00:30:42the perfect test subject.
00:30:44Look at me, princess.
00:30:45I'm just a janitor.
00:30:46Your dress costs
00:30:47more than my life savings.
00:30:49Are you sure you want to
00:30:50trade a millionaire
00:30:51for a shoebox apartment?
00:30:54That perfect algorithm
00:30:56is a scam
00:30:57that knows nothing
00:30:59about true love.
00:31:01True love can be modeled.
00:31:03It just requires
00:31:04a more complex set of code.
00:31:06Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:31:09I'm not some line of code, though.
00:31:11Is she doubting my data?
00:31:13I love turning a doubter
00:31:15into a believer.
00:31:17All right.
00:31:18Let's make a bet.
00:31:20A one-year marriage contract.
00:31:21Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
00:31:23You win.
00:31:24And you'll get half.
00:31:26Everything I own.
00:31:30Of what?
00:31:32A mop and a bucket?
00:31:34Where does a janitor like you
00:31:36get so much confidence from?
00:31:38Tell you what.
00:31:39If I fall for you,
00:31:40you get half the money.
00:31:42Deal.
00:31:44I like those odds.
00:31:48I'll take this janitor's pride
00:31:50and his bet.
00:31:51Anything's better
00:31:52than my dad's deals.
00:32:01We're getting married.
00:32:04Victor!
00:32:09Let the games begin,
00:32:11Miss Blythe.
00:32:18Boss, that makeup took you
00:32:19five hours.
00:32:21You really just gonna
00:32:22wash it off?
00:32:24I need to start looking my best.
00:32:25Once I plant the seed
00:32:26of attraction in her heart,
00:32:28it'll grow into love.
00:32:30I'm winning this bet.
00:32:33Marrying the janitor.
00:32:35You have made us
00:32:36the Laughingstock Valley.
00:32:38Nora,
00:32:39you told that loser
00:32:40the marriage is off.
00:32:42That's too bad.
00:32:43We already signed the papers.
00:32:45I guess I'm officially
00:32:46a trash trucker's wife.
00:32:48Fine.
00:32:49But when it all falls apart,
00:32:51don't come crawling back to us
00:32:53begging for forgiveness.
00:32:55You.
00:32:56Throw out our luggage.
00:32:58Please.
00:32:59No, wait.
00:33:00Stop.
00:33:15Now that you're
00:33:16a janitor's wife,
00:33:17you should get used
00:33:18to sleeping on the streets.
00:33:19Sure you can handle
00:33:20being homeless, sis?
00:33:22Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:33:25Poverty stinks.
00:33:26And it's contagious.
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:30Has anyone seen
00:33:31my sister's broke,
00:33:32janitor, husband?
00:33:33I know.
00:33:34He's off scrubbing
00:33:35toilets somewhere.
00:33:41Where's your beloved janitor?
00:33:43Isn't backing out now,
00:33:44is he?
00:33:45Where are you, Elvis?
00:33:47Watch out.
00:34:10Is this the man I just married?
00:34:13Wait.
00:34:14Those eyes.
00:34:18Those muscles.
00:34:21Is this the man I just married?
00:34:24Whoa, he's handsome.
00:34:30Hey.
00:34:32Are you okay?
00:34:34Why did you jump in the way?
00:34:35I have to protect my new bride,
00:34:37don't I?
00:34:37Is this what it's like
00:34:38to be cared for?
00:34:40No, don't fall for it, Nora.
00:34:42He's just your contract husband.
00:34:44Winning this bet
00:34:45is going to be a piece of cake.
00:34:48Fuck.
00:34:48The janitor is way too hot
00:34:50for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:34:55What the fuck?
00:34:56You literally just used me
00:34:57as a human shield.
00:34:58Get real, babe.
00:35:00This brain is worth billions
00:35:01to Invitica.
00:35:02I'm not some cheap janitor
00:35:04whose life costs five bucks.
00:35:05You're right.
00:35:07Brains beat looks.
00:35:08This shit scrubber
00:35:10might have a nice body,
00:35:11but his bank account
00:35:12is malnourished.
00:35:18Horses?
00:35:20Gavin's money
00:35:20really does grow on trees.
00:35:23My husband
00:35:24is the future
00:35:25of Silicon Valley.
00:35:26He might even surpass
00:35:27Mr. S
00:35:28as the richest man alive.
00:35:29Surpass me?
00:35:31Gavin's lucky
00:35:32he's even breathing
00:35:33the same air as me.
00:35:34Mr. S?
00:35:35That's an ambitious goal.
00:35:37Oh, look.
00:35:37The janitor
00:35:38has opinions now.
00:35:40Either way,
00:35:40you're nothing but a sewer rat
00:35:41next to a guy like me.
00:35:43It's a shame
00:35:43you'll never get behind
00:35:44the wheel of this thing.
00:35:45You'll see how different
00:35:46we really are.
00:35:47A Porsche doesn't
00:35:48make you a man.
00:35:49It just makes you
00:35:50a coward
00:35:51in a faster car.
00:35:52Oh, how poetic.
00:35:54Spoken like a true
00:35:55loser's wife.
00:35:57Still acting tough?
00:35:58Don't tell me.
00:35:59You two are actually
00:36:00planning to walk home.
00:36:04Bring out my car.
00:36:08This is where we go.
00:36:25What the hell is that thing?
00:36:27A garbage truck
00:36:28for a professional
00:36:29garbage sweeper.
00:36:31How perfect.
00:36:33Get out of here.
00:36:39Come on.
00:36:47I'm sorry about this.
00:36:49Hey, don't apologize.
00:36:51This is super cool.
00:36:52I've never been
00:36:53in a car like this before.
00:37:20Lucas, I asked for a small house,
00:37:22not a coffin.
00:37:24It's a nice place
00:37:25for a janitor.
00:37:26Make yourself at home.
00:37:28There's only one bedroom,
00:37:29so you'll sleep there
00:37:31and I'll take the couch.
00:37:33I feel bad making you
00:37:35sleep here every night.
00:37:36I couldn't do that.
00:37:38So you'd rather
00:37:38we share the bed?
00:37:40No, I didn't mean that.
00:37:42It's just, I...
00:37:44Whatever makes you feel good.
00:37:46I don't know.
00:37:47I'm just gonna
00:37:48get some clothes out.
00:37:51Peach-flavored lube?
00:38:00You sure did come
00:38:01prepare for our first night
00:38:02together, didn't you?
00:38:04Just give it back.
00:38:06No, give it back.
00:38:08Hey, come on!
00:38:09Give me!
00:38:13Wow, this chest.
00:38:16It feels amazing.
00:38:18You really can't wait,
00:38:18can you?
00:38:20We're married now.
00:38:21We'll use it
00:38:22sooner or later, you know?
00:38:27Sooner or later.
00:38:39I'd say the sooner
00:38:40the better.
00:38:42I need some water.
00:38:44Yeah.
00:38:48How cute.
00:38:50I still win this round,
00:38:51though.
00:38:51It's only a matter of time
00:38:53before you
00:38:54fall for me.
00:39:01Damn.
00:39:02He goes shirtless
00:39:03just to fix a pipe?
00:39:05Well, I'm not complaining.
00:39:08Look at this muscle.
00:39:10He's too fine.
00:39:15Oh!
00:39:16Help it!
00:39:18Oh!
00:39:20Oh!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:24Oh, my gosh.
00:39:27No, I'm so sorry.
00:39:28I didn't know you were there.
00:39:30Oh, my gosh.
00:39:32She's perfect.
00:39:35She's hot.
00:39:36If you think
00:39:37ogling after me
00:39:38after torpedoing me
00:39:38with water
00:39:39is going to make me
00:39:39fall in love with you,
00:39:40you're sorely mistaken.
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:45You like to suck?
00:39:46I'm just going to...
00:39:48Oh, my.
00:39:51Those arms are wider
00:39:52than my waist.
00:39:54Are janitors
00:39:55supposed to be
00:39:56built like that?
00:39:57Now, hold still
00:39:59and maybe...
00:40:02Let me enjoy
00:40:03my perks.
00:40:04Sorry
00:40:04for getting you
00:40:05high.
00:40:06I'm usually
00:40:07a lot better
00:40:07at fixing things.
00:40:08No, no, no.
00:40:09Never.
00:40:09Fix your abs.
00:40:10They're perfect.
00:40:13The pipe.
00:40:15I meant the pipe.
00:40:16Is the pipe fixed?
00:40:18Um,
00:40:19I'm just going to
00:40:20go back to my room.
00:40:21It's freezing here
00:40:21and soaking wet, so...
00:40:24Freezing?
00:40:26Well, let me warm you up.
00:40:31What is he trying
00:40:32to do to me?
00:40:35All right.
00:40:36If you want to build heat
00:40:36in your core,
00:40:37you have to engage it.
00:40:38Sure.
00:40:40Yoga can keep me warm.
00:40:41Can you...
00:40:43Can you not
00:40:43stand so close?
00:40:45How else am I supposed
00:40:46to correct your form?
00:40:47My form?
00:40:48What, are you a yogi now?
00:40:49I thought you were
00:40:50a janitor.
00:40:51I guess I'm full surprised
00:40:52at it.
00:40:54I'm going to spread
00:40:54your stance a bit.
00:40:58Ready?
00:40:59Oh.
00:41:03This is punishment.
00:41:04I touched his abs
00:41:05for three seconds
00:41:07and now his hands
00:41:08are grabbing my butt.
00:41:09Good.
00:41:10Now, uh,
00:41:10downward dog.
00:41:11Oh.
00:41:12Deeper.
00:41:15I can't.
00:41:17Hold it.
00:41:18Don't come up.
00:41:19Please.
00:41:20It hurts.
00:41:22Damn it, Nora.
00:41:24Don't make that noise.
00:41:25Wow, you're a lot
00:41:26tighter than I thought.
00:41:28Oh.
00:41:36heart rate.
00:41:37Heart rate, 140.
00:41:38Respiratory rate,
00:41:3928%.
00:41:42Skin conductivity,
00:41:4440%.
00:41:48I'm going to win the bet.
00:41:52I'm going to win the bet.
00:41:54Just you.
00:41:55Wait.
00:41:58Why are your hands shaking?
00:42:00You mean to tell me
00:42:01that your heart
00:42:03isn't beating like a snare drum
00:42:04because of me?
00:42:06Fine.
00:42:06It is because of you.
00:42:11What?
00:42:17What about your little friend?
00:42:19Why is your little friend so...
00:42:22hard?
00:42:25She's a menace.
00:42:26I was trying to break her,
00:42:28but I'm the one
00:42:30losing control.
00:42:34Let him answer that for himself.
00:42:37Let him answer that for himself.
00:42:39Whoa.
00:42:41Hello there, buddy.
00:42:43Who's the one
00:42:44losing control now?
00:42:50You want me more
00:42:52than I want you.
00:42:53Did the perfect algorithm
00:42:54predict that?
00:42:55I'm going to go shower.
00:42:58Alone.
00:43:00No peekings.
00:43:04I'm a loser, huh?
00:43:07We'll see about that.
00:43:13Hey, so my dad's birthday party
00:43:16is next week
00:43:17and they're hosting a dinner.
00:43:19You want your husband to attend?
00:43:21That's sweet.
00:43:22Actually, it's just...
00:43:23It's going to be this whole
00:43:25gross wealth measuring contest
00:43:26and Bianca and the others
00:43:28are going to target you.
00:43:29I just know it.
00:43:29They're going to make fun
00:43:30of your clothes,
00:43:31your gifts,
00:43:32your everything.
00:43:34So I would embarrass you.
00:43:36What?
00:43:37No.
00:43:37No, it's just...
00:43:38I...
00:43:40I don't want to make you
00:43:41go through that.
00:43:43Those people,
00:43:45they only see dollar signs.
00:43:48She's trying to protect me.
00:43:50It's funny.
00:43:50I don't remember seeing
00:43:51send Nora into the lion's den
00:43:53in our marriage contract.
00:43:55Why are you being so nice to me?
00:43:56You don't even know me.
00:43:58Because you're better
00:43:59than all of them.
00:44:02You deserve to be treated
00:44:03like a queen.
00:44:05No one has ever
00:44:06stood in my corner like this.
00:44:08Whatever you're saying.
00:44:12Don't waste
00:44:13whatever little money
00:44:14you have on expensive gifts.
00:44:16They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:44:25Prepare the best gift
00:44:26you could find.
00:44:27One the Hawthorne family
00:44:28can't refuse
00:44:29and something Gavin Winters
00:44:31couldn't get his hands on
00:44:32in a million years.
00:44:35This was a mistake.
00:44:36We shouldn't have come.
00:44:37It's okay, babe.
00:44:38We got this.
00:44:52You ready?
00:44:56You actually brought
00:44:57your janitor husband
00:44:58to dad's birthday party?
00:45:00I knew you were shameless, Nora.
00:45:02But God,
00:45:02this is a new low for you.
00:45:04I'm shameless?
00:45:06At least my husband's face
00:45:08wasn't plastered
00:45:08across the stadium screen
00:45:10for the whole world to see
00:45:11after just one week of marriage.
00:45:13I don't know
00:45:13what you're talking about.
00:45:15Are you fucking
00:45:16shooting on me
00:45:16on screen?
00:45:20Bianca!
00:45:24Surprise.
00:45:24Hey.
00:45:32You brought the janitor?
00:45:34Well, Daddy,
00:45:35since he's already here,
00:45:36I thought he could
00:45:37make himself useful
00:45:37and give the toilets
00:45:38a good scrubbing.
00:45:40Maybe shine Gavin's shoes
00:45:42while he's at it.
00:45:43Hey,
00:45:44lock it off.
00:45:48Don't listen to them.
00:45:51It's okay.
00:45:54Mr. Hawthorne,
00:45:55I heard how much
00:45:56of a wine connoisseur
00:45:57you are,
00:45:58so I decided
00:45:59to bring a few pieces
00:46:00from my wine collection
00:46:01just for you.
00:46:07good man.
00:46:08Excellent.
00:46:10Bianca sure did pick
00:46:11the right man to marry.
00:46:13All right.
00:46:14Enough standing around.
00:46:15Let's all go inside.
00:46:16Come on, sweetheart.
00:46:20Let's just go.
00:46:21I am not putting up
00:46:22with this.
00:46:23Hey, come on.
00:46:23I didn't bring this gift
00:46:24for nothing.
00:46:25Let's just see how it goes.
00:46:27I don't know this.
00:46:28Elvis.
00:46:39Are you crazy?
00:46:40Pouring cold water
00:46:41on someone
00:46:42in the dead of winter.
00:46:43Just for disinfection purposes,
00:46:45with all the germs
00:46:46janitors pick up,
00:46:47you have no idea
00:46:48how many diseases
00:46:49he's carrying.
00:46:49Open a window,
00:46:51would you?
00:46:52Just gave this guy
00:46:53a bath
00:46:53and he still
00:46:54smells like shit.
00:46:58Elvis may be a janitor,
00:46:59but he's the cleanest
00:47:01one here.
00:47:03Gevinson passed around
00:47:04like a blunt.
00:47:05Who knows how many
00:47:06SUDs he has?
00:47:07If anyone needs
00:47:08disinfecting,
00:47:09it's him.
00:47:11Elvis is my husband,
00:47:13and you will
00:47:14respect him.
00:47:15You little...
00:47:17Mom!
00:47:18Do something!
00:47:19How dare you!
00:47:21Gavin's the COO
00:47:23of Invitica.
00:47:24He keeps that
00:47:24whole company running
00:47:25and makes millions
00:47:26doing it.
00:47:27That's the kind
00:47:28of person
00:47:28that deserves respect.
00:47:33You are unbelievable,
00:47:35Nora.
00:47:36It's your father's
00:47:37birthday,
00:47:38and you show up
00:47:38here empty-handed
00:47:40with some guy
00:47:41that looks like
00:47:41he just crawled
00:47:42out of a dumpster.
00:47:44You should have
00:47:45stayed home.
00:47:46Yeah.
00:47:46How's your dumpster diver
00:47:48going to scrounge up
00:47:49the cash for a gift
00:47:50for dad?
00:47:51My Gavin?
00:47:52Brought bottles of wine
00:47:54worth hundreds
00:47:55of thousands,
00:47:56and those are
00:47:57just the cheap ones.
00:48:00In 1945,
00:48:02Romani Conti,
00:48:03a 1961 Chateau
00:48:05Chauvin Blanc,
00:48:06and in 1990,
00:48:08Henri Jayer,
00:48:09Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:48:12Impressive.
00:48:13These must be
00:48:13your most prized
00:48:14collections.
00:48:15Well, well, well.
00:48:16Looks like our
00:48:17resident janitor
00:48:18knows about more
00:48:19than just scrubbing
00:48:20toilets.
00:48:21You're right, though.
00:48:22Those are
00:48:22top-of-the-line bottles.
00:48:29Especially this one,
00:48:30Mr. Honghorn.
00:48:32They don't call
00:48:33Henry Jayer
00:48:33the billionaire's
00:48:34wine for nothing.
00:48:36Why don't we go
00:48:38and open this
00:48:38bad boy up,
00:48:39Sheldon?
00:48:40Splendid.
00:48:46You're what every
00:48:47son-in-law should be,
00:48:49Gavin.
00:48:50Man, you win all out.
00:48:53Put the bottle
00:48:54I brought.
00:48:55What's yours to shame?
00:48:58Put the bottle I brought.
00:48:59What's yours to shame?
00:49:02You've got a lot of nerve
00:49:04thinking you can
00:49:04outdo Gavin.
00:49:06Let's see what kind
00:49:07of garbage you pull
00:49:08out of the trash heap.
00:49:15What's this?
00:49:17Homemade moonshine?
00:49:19There's no label.
00:49:20Who knows if it's
00:49:21even safe?
00:49:22Hell, it could be
00:49:22full of deadly toxins.
00:49:24Legit looks like you
00:49:25snatched it off some hobo.
00:49:27What are you trying to do?
00:49:28Poison our dad?
00:49:29No.
00:49:30No, please.
00:49:30Shut up.
00:49:32This is the most
00:49:33appalling gift
00:49:34I've ever received
00:49:35in my life.
00:49:36Now, take your
00:49:38street rat boyfriend
00:49:39and leave.
00:49:42Did it not occur to you
00:49:44that my bottle
00:49:44is unlabeled
00:49:45because it's highly
00:49:46exclusive?
00:49:59Luckily,
00:50:00I have this AI-powered
00:50:02scanner.
00:50:03It's one of
00:50:03Invitica's newest
00:50:04inventions.
00:50:05Scan any product
00:50:07and it tells you
00:50:07its exact value.
00:50:09Doesn't even need
00:50:09a barcode.
00:50:10This will prove
00:50:11that this janitor
00:50:12is bluffing.
00:50:13Nora, how about this?
00:50:16If your wine's cheaper
00:50:17than ours,
00:50:18you and your janitor
00:50:20boy toy
00:50:20have to scrub
00:50:21all six bathrooms
00:50:22in the house.
00:50:25Why are you so
00:50:26obsessed with price?
00:50:28It's the thought
00:50:28that counts.
00:50:31It's the thought.
00:50:34Seriously, who gives a fuck
00:50:36about thought?
00:50:37What?
00:50:38Afraid you're gonna lose?
00:50:41We'll take your bet.
00:50:42But if our wine
00:50:43is the more expensive one,
00:50:44what do we get in return?
00:50:47If your bottle
00:50:48is more expensive
00:50:49than mine,
00:50:50then I,
00:50:52Gavin Winters,
00:50:53will apologize
00:50:54to you
00:50:55from the bottom
00:50:56of my heart.
00:50:57Ugh,
00:50:58boring.
00:50:59New rules.
00:51:00If we lose,
00:51:01I'll admit to everyone
00:51:03in the room
00:51:03that Nora's trash husband
00:51:04is better than mine.
00:51:05And I'll show him
00:51:07the utmost respect
00:51:07every time I see him.
00:51:08But if you lose,
00:51:11you have to get down
00:51:13and lick the wine
00:51:14off my shoes.
00:51:25Market price,
00:51:27200 grand.
00:51:41Market price,
00:51:42500 grand.
00:51:45Half a million?
00:51:46Oh my goodness.
00:51:48Oh yes.
00:51:57Market price,
00:51:591 million.
00:52:03200,000?
00:52:05500,000?
00:52:05A million?
00:52:06What are those bottles
00:52:07made of?
00:52:08Gold?
00:52:08Richard,
00:52:10you just don't get it.
00:52:11But fine wine
00:52:12is the age
00:52:13and the terroir
00:52:14that separate the gems
00:52:17from the phonies.
00:52:19Incredible.
00:52:20You could buy
00:52:20a whole house
00:52:21with this kind of money.
00:52:23Bianca's new husband
00:52:24is quite impressive.
00:52:26Just a token
00:52:27of my appreciation,
00:52:29Mr. Hawthorne.
00:52:31These bottles
00:52:32are reserved for
00:52:33Invitica's
00:52:34most distinguished
00:52:34VIP clients.
00:52:36Split.
00:52:37They're expensive.
00:52:38But what really matters
00:52:40is status
00:52:41and exclusivity.
00:52:43Couldn't agree more.
00:52:45And if anyone
00:52:46embodies status
00:52:47and exclusivity,
00:52:49it's us Hawthorne's.
00:52:52And as for you,
00:52:53you bastard,
00:52:56I demand
00:52:57an apology.
00:53:01Wait, Daddy.
00:53:02Let's have a little fun first.
00:53:04You really did snatch this off
00:53:06some bum,
00:53:07didn't you?
00:53:08Insult Ellis again
00:53:09and you'll regret it.
00:53:15Shut it.
00:53:16Biggest mistake
00:53:17of my life
00:53:18was having a worthless
00:53:19daughter like you.
00:53:23Now,
00:53:24get out of my sight.
00:53:26Let's just go else.
00:53:28They don't deserve
00:53:29your gift.
00:53:30Wait a second,
00:53:31sore losers.
00:53:32We had a bet.
00:53:34You're not walking
00:53:34out of here
00:53:35until you lick
00:53:36the wine
00:53:36off my shoes.
00:53:39And while you're at it,
00:53:41why don't you
00:53:42strip that dress down
00:53:43and clean my shoes
00:53:44as well?
00:53:45Fuck.
00:53:48Fine.
00:53:49I'll do it,
00:53:50but you have
00:53:51to stop
00:53:51insulting Elvis.
00:54:01Wait, Nora.
00:54:02Nora,
00:54:03we don't even know
00:54:03who the winner is yet.
00:54:06Elvis,
00:54:06you don't have to.
00:54:07It's fine.
00:54:12Price calculating.
00:54:15One million?
00:54:16Price calculating.
00:54:17How is it still going up?
00:54:21Impossible.
00:54:22That's impossible.
00:54:42Welcome
00:54:43to the Find Your Fiancé
00:54:44AI matchmaking event.
00:54:46Our super algorithm
00:54:48will match
00:54:49the Hawthorne sisters
00:54:51with their
00:54:52destined soulmates.
00:54:53Boss?
00:54:54Everything's ready to go.
00:54:56Are you sure
00:54:56you want to pose
00:54:57as a janitor
00:54:58at your own
00:54:59AI matchmaking event?
00:55:00It doesn't matter.
00:55:01Even as a janitor,
00:55:02my algorithm
00:55:03will still pick
00:55:04the right person for me.
00:55:05The algorithm's
00:55:06never wrong.
00:55:07Soon,
00:55:07the world will see
00:55:08our daughters
00:55:08match with the Elite.
00:55:09It's perfect branding
00:55:10for the Hawthorne family.
00:55:12Excellent.
00:55:13Bianca's match
00:55:14will take us to the top.
00:55:16As for Nora,
00:55:17if her match
00:55:18isn't powerful enough,
00:55:19she's off to that
00:55:20old man's bed
00:55:21the moment
00:55:22this event wraps.
00:55:23If my match today
00:55:24is powerful enough,
00:55:26maybe I can escape
00:55:27the arranged marriage.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:30This is my last chance.
00:55:34Could it be me?
00:55:35If I could marry
00:55:36one of them,
00:55:37either one would be worth it.
00:55:42Congratulations, Nora.
00:55:44Invitica AI
00:55:44has matched you
00:55:45with Gavin Winters,
00:55:47Invitica's
00:55:48chief operating officer.
00:55:50Okay,
00:55:51this might work.
00:55:52And Bianca
00:55:53is matched
00:55:54with Elvis Blythe,
00:55:55a janitor.
00:55:56How dare the AI
00:55:58match Nora
00:55:58with a billionaire
00:55:59and I'm stuck
00:56:00with a piss-poor janitor?
00:56:02Hey, babe.
00:56:04Gavin's the name.
00:56:06Money's the game.
00:56:07Ten billion a year
00:56:08to be exact.
00:56:09Bet you're glad
00:56:10you landed on
00:56:11a stud like me.
00:56:12Sir,
00:56:12Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:56:14He could have seen you
00:56:15at last year
00:56:15at Kobo Exec Summit.
00:56:17Aren't you afraid
00:56:17he'll recognize you?
00:56:19Invitica's just
00:56:19one of many companies
00:56:20I have under
00:56:21Mr. S Holdings.
00:56:22Their COO
00:56:23would never find out
00:56:24who I really am.
00:56:27The algorithm
00:56:29got it all wrong.
00:56:31You deserve
00:56:32to be with someone
00:56:32in your league,
00:56:33not this discount Cinderella.
00:56:36Who doesn't love
00:56:37an upgrade, right?
00:56:45This outcome
00:56:46is unexpected.
00:56:47Interesting.
00:56:49Don't worry,
00:56:50poor little Cinderella.
00:56:51The algorithm
00:56:52can't predict everything.
00:56:53ready for dad
00:56:55to marry you off
00:56:55to some old geezer.
00:56:57Is this really the end?
00:57:02That janitor?
00:57:04He has Bianca's match.
00:57:05Fine.
00:57:06I'll take him.
00:57:07My fate is mine to decide.
00:57:09I'm getting married today.
00:57:12What's she gonna do?
00:57:18Just play along?
00:57:20What?
00:57:35What a surprise.
00:57:37Beautiful.
00:57:38And such a fighter.
00:57:40Interesting.
00:57:40Nora!
00:57:41The hell are you doing?
00:57:43Get that trash trucker
00:57:44away from my daughter
00:57:45now!
00:57:46What a joke!
00:57:47A poor janitor
00:57:48actually married
00:57:49into the Hawthorne family?
00:57:53Do you think maybe
00:57:55you'd consider marrying me?
00:57:57My AI didn't account for her,
00:57:59which makes her
00:58:00the perfect test subject.
00:58:02Look at me,
00:58:03princess.
00:58:03I'm just a janitor.
00:58:04Your dress
00:58:05costs more than my life savings.
00:58:08Are you sure you want
00:58:08to trade a millionaire
00:58:09for a shoebox apartment?
00:58:12That perfect algorithm
00:58:14is a scam
00:58:15that knows nothing
00:58:17about true love.
00:58:20True love can be modeled.
00:58:21It just requires
00:58:22a more complex set of code.
00:58:25Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:58:27I'm not some line of code, though.
00:58:29Is she doubting my data?
00:58:32I'd love turning a doubter
00:58:33into a believer.
00:58:35All right.
00:58:37Let's make a bet.
00:58:38A one-year marriage contract.
00:58:40If I fall in love with you,
00:58:42you win.
00:58:42And you'll get half.
00:58:45Everything I own.
00:58:49A what?
00:58:50A mop and a bucket?
00:58:52Where does a janitor like you
00:58:54get so much confidence from?
00:58:56Tell you what.
00:58:57If I fall for you,
00:58:59you get half of mine.
00:59:00Deal.
00:59:02I like those odds.
00:59:07I'll take this janitor's pride
00:59:08and his bet.
00:59:10Anything's better
00:59:11than my dad's deals.
00:59:19We're getting married.
00:59:22Victor!
00:59:27Let the games begin,
00:59:29Miss Blythe.
00:59:36Boss, that makeup
00:59:37took you five hours.
00:59:39Are you really just
00:59:40going to wash it off?
00:59:42I need to start
00:59:43looking my best.
00:59:44Once I plant the seed
00:59:45of attraction in her heart,
00:59:46it'll grow into love.
00:59:48I'm winning this bet.
00:59:52Baring the janitor.
00:59:53You have made us
00:59:54the laughingstock belly.
00:59:56Nora,
00:59:57you took about that loser.
00:59:58The marriage is off.
01:00:00That's too bad.
01:00:01We already signed the papers.
01:00:03I guess I'm officially
01:00:05a trash trucker's wife.
01:00:07Fine.
01:00:08But when it all falls apart,
01:00:09don't come crawling back to us
01:00:11begging for forgiveness.
01:00:13You.
01:00:14Throw out our luggage.
01:00:16Please.
01:00:17No, wait.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:22Stop.
01:00:33Now that you're a janitor's wife,
01:00:35you should get used to sleeping
01:00:37on the streets.
01:00:38Sure you can handle being homeless,
01:00:40sis?
01:00:40Stay away from her,
01:00:41Bianca.
01:00:42Poverty stinks.
01:00:44And it's contagious.
01:00:47Oh my God.
01:00:49Has anyone seen my sister's
01:00:50broke janitor husband?
01:00:52I know.
01:00:53He's off scrubbing toilets
01:00:54somewhere.
01:01:00Where's your beloved janitor?
01:01:01Is it backing out now,
01:01:03is he?
01:01:03Where are you, Elvis?
01:01:05Watch out.
01:01:29Is this the man I just married?
01:01:31Wait.
01:01:33Those eyes.
01:01:36Those muscles.
01:01:39Is this the man I just married?
01:01:43Whoa, he's handsome.
01:01:49Hey.
01:01:51Are you okay?
01:01:52Why did you jump in the way?
01:01:53I have to protect my new bride,
01:01:55don't I?
01:01:56Is this what it's like
01:01:56to be cared for?
01:01:58No.
01:01:59Don't fall for it, Nora.
01:02:00He's just your contract husband.
01:02:03Winning this bet
01:02:04is going to be a piece of cake.
01:02:06Fuck.
01:02:07The janitor is way too hot
01:02:08for a homely bitch like Nora.
01:02:13What the fuck?
01:02:15You literally just used me
01:02:16as a human shield.
01:02:17Get real, babe.
01:02:18This brain is worth billions
01:02:20to Invitica.
01:02:21Not some cheap janitor
01:02:22whose life costs five bucks.
01:02:24You're right.
01:02:25Brains beat looks.
01:02:27This shit scrubber
01:02:28might have a nice body,
01:02:29but his bank account
01:02:31is malnourished.
01:02:37Horses?
01:02:38Gavin's money really does
01:02:39grow on trees.
01:02:41My husband is the future
01:02:43of Silicon Valley.
01:02:44He might even surpass
01:02:46Mr. S as the richest man alive.
01:02:48Surpass me?
01:02:50Gavin's lucky
01:02:50he's even breathing
01:02:51the same air as me.
01:02:52Mr. S?
01:02:54That's an ambitious goal.
01:02:55Oh, look.
01:02:56The janitor
01:02:56has opinions now.
01:02:58Either way,
01:02:58you're nothing but a sewer rat
01:02:59next to a guy like me.
01:03:01It's a shame
01:03:02you'll never get behind
01:03:02the wheel of this thing.
01:03:03You'll see how different
01:03:04we really are.
01:03:06A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
01:03:08It just makes you a coward
01:03:09in a faster car.
01:03:10Oh, how poetic.
01:03:12Spoken like a true
01:03:13loser's wife.
01:03:14Still acting tough?
01:03:17Don't tell me.
01:03:18You two are actually
01:03:19planning to walk home.
01:03:23Bring out my car.
01:03:44What the hell is that thing?
01:03:46A garbage truck
01:03:47for a professional
01:03:48garbage sweeper.
01:03:49How perfect.
01:03:52Get out of here.
01:03:57Come on.
01:04:06I'm sorry about this.
01:04:08Hey, don't apologize.
01:04:09This is super cool.
01:04:11I've never been in a car
01:04:12like this before.
01:04:39Lucas, I asked for a small house,
01:04:40not a coffin.
01:04:42It's a nice place
01:04:43for a janitor.
01:04:45Make yourself at home.
01:04:46There's only one bedroom,
01:04:47so you'll sleep there
01:04:49and I'll take the couch.
01:04:51I feel bad
01:04:52making you sleep
01:04:53here every night.
01:04:54I couldn't do that.
01:04:56So you'd rather
01:04:56we share the bed?
01:04:57Well, no.
01:04:59I didn't mean that.
01:05:00It's just, I...
01:05:02Whatever
01:05:03makes you feel good.
01:05:04I don't know.
01:05:05I'm just gonna
01:05:06get some clothes out.
01:05:10Peach-flavored lube?
01:05:18You sure did come prepared
01:05:20for our first night
01:05:20together, didn't you?
01:05:22Just give it back.
01:05:25No.
01:05:25Give it back.
01:05:26Hey, come on!
01:05:28Give it back.
01:05:31Well,
01:05:32it's chess.
01:05:34It feels amazing.
01:05:35You really can't wait,
01:05:37can you?
01:05:39We're married now.
01:05:40We'll use it
01:05:41sooner or later,
01:05:42you know?
01:05:45Sooner or later.
01:05:57I'd say the sooner
01:05:58the better.
01:06:01I need some water.
01:06:02Yeah.
01:06:07How cute.
01:06:08They still win
01:06:09this round, though.
01:06:10It's only a matter
01:06:11of time
01:06:11before you
01:06:12fall for me.
01:06:19Damn.
01:06:20He goes shirtless
01:06:22just to fix a pipe?
01:06:24Well, I'm not
01:06:24complaining.
01:06:27Look at this muscle.
01:06:29He's too fine.
01:06:34Oh!
01:06:35Elvis!
01:06:43Oh, gosh.
01:06:45No, I'm
01:06:46so sorry.
01:06:47I didn't know
01:06:47you were there.
01:06:48Oh, my God.
01:06:50She's perfect.
01:06:53She's hot.
01:06:54If you think
01:06:55ogling after me
01:06:56after torpedoing you
01:06:57with water
01:06:57is going to make me
01:06:58fall in love with you,
01:06:59you're sorely mistaken.
01:07:02Yeah.
01:07:03You like to stop?
01:07:04I'm just going to...
01:07:07Oh, my.
01:07:09Those arms
01:07:10are wider
01:07:11than my waist.
01:07:13Are janitors
01:07:14supposed to be
01:07:14built like that?
01:07:16Now,
01:07:16hold still.
01:07:19And maybe...
01:07:20Let me enjoy
01:07:21my purse.
01:07:22Sorry
01:07:23for getting you
01:07:24high.
01:07:24I'm usually
01:07:25a lot better
01:07:26at fixing things.
01:07:26No, no, no, no.
01:07:28Fix your apps.
01:07:29They're perfect.
01:07:31The pipe.
01:07:33I meant the pipe.
01:07:35Is the pipe fixed?
01:07:37Um,
01:07:38I'm just going to
01:07:38go back to my room.
01:07:39It's freezing here
01:07:40and I'm soaking wet,
01:07:42so...
01:07:43Freezing?
01:07:45Well, let me warm you up.
01:07:50What is he trying
01:07:51to do to me?
01:07:54All right,
01:07:54if you want to build
01:07:55heat in your core,
01:07:55you have to engage it.
01:07:57Sure.
01:07:58Yoga can keep me warm.
01:08:00Can you...
01:08:01Can you not
01:08:02stand so close?
01:08:03How else am I
01:08:04supposed to correct
01:08:04your form?
01:08:05My form?
01:08:06What, are you a yogi now?
01:08:08I thought you were
01:08:08a janitor.
01:08:09I guess I'm
01:08:10full surprised at it.
01:08:12I'm going to
01:08:12spread your stance a bit.
01:08:16Ready?
01:08:21Ah, this is punishment.
01:08:23I touched his abs
01:08:24for three seconds.
01:08:25And now his hands
01:08:26are grabbing my butt.
01:08:28Good, now, uh,
01:08:28downward dog.
01:08:29Oh!
01:08:31Deeper.
01:08:33I can't.
01:08:35Hold it.
01:08:36Don't come up.
01:08:38Please.
01:08:39It hurts.
01:08:41Dammit, Nora.
01:08:42Don't make that noise.
01:08:44Wow, you're a lot
01:08:44tighter than I thought.
01:08:46What?
01:08:47Oh!
01:08:54Heart rate, 140.
01:08:57Respiratory rate,
01:08:5828%.
01:09:01Skin conductivity, 40%.
01:09:03Skin conductivity, 40%.
01:09:05All right, your body
01:09:06feels a whole lot
01:09:07like I'm winning this bet.
01:09:08No.
01:09:08No, it's the workout.
01:09:11I'm going to win the bet.
01:09:12Just you.
01:09:14Wait.
01:09:17And why are you hands
01:09:18shaking?
01:09:19You mean to tell me
01:09:20that your heart
01:09:21isn't beating like a snare drum
01:09:22because of me?
01:09:24Fine.
01:09:25It is because of you.
01:09:29What?
01:09:35What about your little friend?
01:09:38Why is your little friend so
01:09:40hard?
01:09:43She's a menace.
01:09:45I was trying to break her,
01:09:46but I'm the one
01:09:48losing control.
01:09:52Let's let him enter
01:09:53that for himself.
01:09:55Let's let him enter
01:09:57that for himself.
01:09:58Whoa.
01:09:59Hello there, buddy.
01:10:01Who's the one
01:10:02losing control now?
01:10:09You want me more
01:10:10than I want you.
01:10:11Did the perfect algorithm
01:10:12predict that?
01:10:13I'm going to go shower.
01:10:17Alone.
01:10:18No peekings.
01:10:23I'm a loser, huh?
01:10:25We'll see about that.
01:10:31Hey, so
01:10:32my dad's birthday party
01:10:34is next week
01:10:35and they're
01:10:35hosting a dinner.
01:10:37You want
01:10:38your husband to attend?
01:10:39That's sweet.
01:10:40Actually,
01:10:41it's just
01:10:41it's going to be this
01:10:43whole gross
01:10:44wealth measuring contest
01:10:45and Bianca and the others
01:10:46are going to target you.
01:10:47I just know it.
01:10:48They're going to make
01:10:48fun of your clothes,
01:10:49your gifts,
01:10:50your everything.
01:10:53So I would embarrass you.
01:10:55What?
01:10:55No.
01:10:55No, it's just
01:10:56I don't want to make
01:10:59you go through that.
01:11:02Those people,
01:11:03they only see
01:11:04dollar signs.
01:11:06She's trying
01:11:07to protect me.
01:11:08It's funny.
01:11:09I don't remember
01:11:09I don't remember
01:11:10seeing send Nora
01:11:10into the lion's den
01:11:11in our marriage contract.
01:11:13Why are you being
01:11:14so nice to me?
01:11:15You don't even know me.
01:11:17Because you're better
01:11:18than all of them.
01:11:20You deserve to be
01:11:21treated like a queen.
01:11:23No one has
01:11:24ever stood
01:11:25in my corner like this.
01:11:27Whatever you'd say.
01:11:31Don't waste
01:11:31whatever little money
01:11:32you have
01:11:32on expensive gifts.
01:11:34They won't appreciate
01:11:35it anyways.
01:11:43Prepare the best gift
01:11:44you could find.
01:11:45One the Hawthorne family
01:11:46can't refuse
01:11:47and something
01:11:48Gavin Winters
01:11:49couldn't get his hands on
01:11:50in a million years.
01:11:53This was a mistake.
01:11:55We shouldn't have come.
01:11:56It's okay babe.
01:11:56We got this.
01:12:10You ready?
01:12:14You actually
01:12:15brought your janitor
01:12:16husband to dad's
01:12:17birthday party?
01:12:18I knew you were
01:12:19shameless Nora
01:12:20but God
01:12:21this is a new low
01:12:21for you.
01:12:22I'm shameless.
01:12:25At least my husband's
01:12:26face wasn't plastered
01:12:27across the stadium
01:12:28screen for the whole
01:12:28world to see
01:12:29after just one
01:12:30week of marriage.
01:12:31I don't know
01:12:32what you're talking
01:12:32about.
01:12:33Are you fucking
01:12:34shooting on me
01:12:35on screen?
01:12:38Bianca!
01:12:42Surprise.
01:12:51You brought the janitor?
01:12:52Well daddy
01:12:53since he's already here
01:12:54I thought he could
01:12:55make himself useful
01:12:56and give the toilets
01:12:57a good scrubbing.
01:12:58Maybe shine Gavin's
01:13:00shoes while he's at it.
01:13:01Hey
01:13:02lock it off.
01:13:06Don't listen to them.
01:13:10It's okay.
01:13:12Mr. Hawthorne
01:13:13I heard how much
01:13:14of a wine connoisseur
01:13:15you are
01:13:16so I decided
01:13:17to bring
01:13:18a few pieces
01:13:18from my wine
01:13:19collection
01:13:19just for you.
01:13:26Good man.
01:13:27Excellent.
01:13:28Bianca sure did
01:13:29pick the right
01:13:29man to marry.
01:13:31Alright.
01:13:32Enough standing
01:13:33around.
01:13:33Let's all go inside.
01:13:35Come on sweetheart.
01:13:38Let's just go.
01:13:39I am not
01:13:40putting up with this.
01:13:41Hey come on.
01:13:42I didn't bring
01:13:42this gift for nothing.
01:13:43Let's just see
01:13:44how it goes.
01:13:45I don't know
01:13:46Elvis.
01:13:47Elvis.
01:13:57Are you crazy?
01:13:59Pouring cold water
01:14:00on someone
01:14:00in the dead of winter.
01:14:01Just for
01:14:02disinfection purposes
01:14:03with all the germs
01:14:04janitors pick up
01:14:05you have no idea
01:14:06how many diseases
01:14:07he's carrying.
01:14:08Open a window
01:14:09would you?
01:14:10Just gave this guy
01:14:11a bath
01:14:12and he still
01:14:12smells like shit.
01:14:16Elvis may be
01:14:17a janitor
01:14:17but he's
01:14:19the cleanest
01:14:19one here.
01:14:21Gavin's been
01:14:22passed around
01:14:23like a blunt.
01:14:23Who knows
01:14:24how many STDs
01:14:24he has.
01:14:25If anyone
01:14:26needs disinfecting
01:14:27it's him.
01:14:29Elvis is my
01:14:30husband
01:14:31and you will
01:14:32respect him.
01:14:34You little
01:14:35mom
01:14:36do something.
01:14:38how dare you.
01:14:40Gavin's the COO
01:14:41of Invitica.
01:14:42He keeps that
01:14:43whole company
01:14:43running and
01:14:44makes millions
01:14:45doing it.
01:14:46That's the kind
01:14:46of person
01:14:47that deserves
01:14:47respect.
01:14:52You are
01:14:52unbelievable,
01:14:54Nura.
01:14:55It's your father's
01:14:55birthday and you
01:14:56show up here
01:14:57empty-handed
01:14:58with some guy
01:14:59that looks like
01:15:00he just crawled
01:15:01out of a dumpster.
01:15:02You should have
01:15:03stayed home.
01:15:04Yeah, how's
01:15:05your dumpster
01:15:06diver gonna
01:15:06scrounge up
01:15:07the cash
01:15:08for a gift
01:15:08for dad?
01:15:09My Gavin
01:15:10brought bottles
01:15:12of wine
01:15:12worth hundreds
01:15:13of thousands
01:15:14and those
01:15:15are just
01:15:15the cheap
01:15:15ones.
01:15:19In 1945
01:15:20Romani Conti
01:15:21and 1961
01:15:22Chateau
01:15:23Chauvin Blanc
01:15:24and in 1990
01:15:25Henri Jayer
01:15:27reached
01:15:28for a grand
01:15:28clue.
01:15:30Impressive.
01:15:31These must be
01:15:32your most
01:15:32prized collections.
01:15:33Well, well, well.
01:15:35Looks like our
01:15:35resident janitor
01:15:37knows about
01:15:37more than
01:15:37just scrubbing
01:15:38toilets.
01:15:39You're right
01:15:40though.
01:15:40Those are
01:15:41top-of-the-line
01:15:42bottles.
01:15:47Especially
01:15:48this one,
01:15:49Mr.
01:15:49Hawthorne.
01:15:50They don't call
01:15:51Henri Jayer
01:15:52the billionaire's
01:15:53wine for nothing.
01:15:55Why don't we
01:15:56go and open
01:15:56this bad boy
01:15:57up, shall we?
01:15:58Splendid.
01:16:04You're what
01:16:05every son-in-law
01:16:06should be,
01:16:07Gavin.
01:16:09Man, you
01:16:09went all out.
01:16:11Put the bottle
01:16:12I brought
01:16:13puts yours
01:16:14to shame.
01:16:16Put the bottle
01:16:17I brought
01:16:18puts yours
01:16:18to shame.
01:16:20You've got a lot
01:16:21of nerve
01:16:22thinking you can
01:16:23outdo Gavin.
01:16:24Let's see what
01:16:25kind of garbage
01:16:26you pull out of
01:16:26the trash heap.
01:16:33What's this?
01:16:35Homemade moonshine?
01:16:37There's no label.
01:16:39Who knows
01:16:39if it's even safe?
01:16:40Hell, it could be
01:16:41full of deadly toxins.
01:16:43Legit looks like
01:16:43you snatched it
01:16:44off some hobo.
01:16:45What are you
01:16:46trying to do?
01:16:46Poison our dad?
01:16:47No, no, please.
01:16:49Shut up!
01:16:50This is the most
01:16:51appalling gift
01:16:52I've ever received
01:16:53in my life.
01:16:54Now, take your
01:16:56street rat boyfriend
01:16:58and leave!
01:17:01Did it not occur
01:17:02to you
01:17:02that my bottle
01:17:03is unlabeled
01:17:04because it's
01:17:05highly exclusive?
01:17:17Luckily,
01:17:18I have this
01:17:19AI-powered scanner.
01:17:21It's one of
01:17:22Invitica's
01:17:22newest inventions.
01:17:23Scan any product
01:17:25and it tells you
01:17:25it's exact value.
01:17:27Doesn't even need
01:17:28a barcode.
01:17:29This will prove
01:17:30that this janitor
01:17:31is bluffing.
01:17:32Nora,
01:17:33how about this?
01:17:34If your wine's
01:17:35cheaper than ours,
01:17:37you and your
01:17:37janitor boy toy
01:17:39have to scrub
01:17:40all six bathrooms
01:17:40in the house.
01:17:43Why are you so obsessed
01:17:45with price?
01:17:46It's the thought
01:17:47that counts.
01:17:52Seriously,
01:17:53who gives a fuck
01:17:54about thought?
01:17:56What?
01:17:56Afraid you're gonna lose?
01:17:59We'll take your bet.
01:18:00But if our wine
01:18:02is the more expensive one,
01:18:03what do we get
01:18:03in return?
01:18:05If your bottle
01:18:07is more expensive
01:18:08than mine,
01:18:08then I,
01:18:10Gavin Winters,
01:18:11will apologize
01:18:12to you
01:18:13from the bottom
01:18:14of my heart.
01:18:16Boring.
01:18:17New rules.
01:18:18If we lose,
01:18:20I'll admit
01:18:20to everyone
01:18:21in the room
01:18:21that Nora's
01:18:22trash husband
01:18:23is better than mine
01:18:24and I'll show him
01:18:25the utmost respect
01:18:26every time I see him.
01:18:27But if you lose,
01:18:29you have to get down
01:18:31and lick the wine
01:18:32off my shoes.
01:18:44Market price,
01:18:45200 grand.
01:18:59Market price,
01:19:01500 grand.
01:19:03Half a million?
01:19:04Oh my goodness.
01:19:07Oh yes.
01:19:16Market price,
01:19:171 million.
01:19:21200,000?
01:19:23500,000?
01:19:24A million?
01:19:25What are those
01:19:25bottles made of?
01:19:26Gold?
01:19:27Richard,
01:19:28you just don't get it.
01:19:29With fine wine,
01:19:30it's the age
01:19:31and the terroir
01:19:32that separate the gems
01:19:35from the phonies.
01:19:37Incredible.
01:19:38You could buy
01:19:39a whole house
01:19:39with this kind of money.
01:19:41Bianca's new husband
01:19:42is quite impressive.
01:19:45Just a token
01:19:46of my appreciation,
01:19:47Mr. Hawthorne.
01:19:49These bottles
01:19:50are reserved for
01:19:51Invitica's
01:19:52most distinguished
01:19:53VIP clients.
01:19:55Splendid.
01:19:56They're expensive.
01:19:57But what really matters
01:19:59is status
01:19:59and exclusivity.
01:20:01Couldn't agree more.
01:20:03And if anyone
01:20:04embodies status
01:20:05and exclusivity,
01:20:07it's us Hawthorns.
01:20:10And as for you,
01:20:12you bastard,
01:20:14I demand
01:20:15an apology.
01:20:19Wait, Daddy.
01:20:21Let's have a little
01:20:21fun first.
01:20:23You really did
01:20:24snatch this off
01:20:25some bum,
01:20:26didn't you?
01:20:27Insult Elvis again
01:20:28and you'll regret it.
01:20:33shut it.
01:20:34Biggest mistake
01:20:35of my life
01:20:36was having
01:20:37a worthless
01:20:38daughter like you.
01:20:42Now,
01:20:42get out of my sight.
01:20:45Let's just go else.
01:20:46They don't deserve
01:20:47your gift.
01:20:49Wait a second,
01:20:49sore losers.
01:20:50We had a bet.
01:20:52You're not walking
01:20:53out of here
01:20:53until you lick
01:20:54the wine
01:20:54off my shoes.
01:20:58And while
01:20:59you're at it,
01:21:00why don't you
01:21:00strip that dress
01:21:01down and
01:21:02clean my shoes
01:21:03as well?
01:21:07Fine.
01:21:08I'll do it,
01:21:08but you have
01:21:09to stop
01:21:10insulting Elvis.
01:21:19Wait, Nora.
01:21:21Nora,
01:21:21we don't even
01:21:21know who the
01:21:22winner is yet.
01:21:24Elvis,
01:21:25you don't have to.
01:21:25It's fine.
01:21:30Price calculating.
01:21:33One million?
01:21:35Price calculating.
01:21:35How is it still
01:21:36going up?
01:21:40Impossible.
01:21:41That's impossible.
01:21:54one?
01:21:54Tr ins of what?
01:21:54We don't even
01:21:54have to go up.