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00:00:01It's been 10 years since World War III, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0595% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:10What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:14I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:18The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:21Eat or be eaten.
00:00:57What, that's it?
00:00:59Look, P.O.A.M.
00:00:59What, that's it?
00:00:59That's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:01Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:04They get you more.
00:01:13I have to make this last all week.
00:01:24Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:26Two lovely sisters.
00:01:49Early 20s.
00:01:51Healthy.
00:01:52Strong enough to work.
00:01:54Young enough to bed.
00:01:56Children!
00:01:58Woo-hoo!
00:02:04What the hell?
00:02:06Seriously?
00:02:07Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:11Exactly.
00:02:13Just an ungrateful mouth to feed her.
00:02:15Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:17God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:19Then you're fucked forever.
00:02:25If no one else is bidding,
00:02:27maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:30But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:34This world sucks.
00:02:36Look at that skin.
00:02:38And those tints!
00:02:40That's all.
00:02:41That's all.
00:02:42When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:45Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:48Two for one.
00:02:50Place those bids!
00:02:52I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:02:55Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:02:57I swear, I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:12What?
00:03:14What?
00:03:15What the hell is this?
00:03:16Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:20This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:25This thing is alien tech?
00:03:27Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity.
00:03:33after societal collapse.
00:03:36Preserve humanity?
00:03:40Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:42Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:45Time remaining three minutes.
00:03:48Failure will result in host death.
00:03:56It won't come off.
00:03:59Wait.
00:04:00Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:02He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:05What do I do now?
00:04:22Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:24This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:28You want these girls?
00:04:29You're gonna have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:35He didn't attack us.
00:04:37He's not like the others.
00:04:40If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:44If the war hadn't wiped out guns, that knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:52I'm not staying for this stupid ass auction.
00:04:54Wait, wait, wait!
00:04:56What if we buy them, have our, uh, bun, and then sell them off?
00:05:02What if they die?
00:05:03Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:08What works for me?
00:05:10All right.
00:05:11One.
00:05:12Can.
00:05:13Of.
00:05:14Food.
00:05:15Who's gonna beat that?
00:05:23No.
00:05:24I can't let this happen.
00:05:26If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:33One can.
00:05:37And.
00:05:39And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:45Arthur.
00:05:46Those girls.
00:05:47Are mine.
00:05:49Don't you dare dare my way.
00:05:52Easy, gentlemen.
00:05:53The ladies are watching.
00:05:55Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:00All right.
00:06:01You want to play?
00:06:04I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:07Two.
00:06:09Cans.
00:06:10Oh!
00:06:11Two.
00:06:12Cans.
00:06:13Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:16It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:19The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:22What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:24You scared?
00:06:25Come on.
00:06:26Show us what you got.
00:06:33Post death.
00:06:34In 30 seconds.
00:06:36Shit.
00:06:37I can't let Jack get his hands on the girls.
00:06:42God.
00:06:43Last game.
00:06:44You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:46I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:06:49He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:52Is he trying to save us?
00:06:57Spouse affection increase detected.
00:06:59Reward granted.
00:07:01Item issued.
00:07:0320 cans of meat.
00:07:0420 cans of produce.
00:07:0620 units of purified water.
00:07:27Or isemi out of there.
00:07:30To be
00:07:31thought he was a hero what a joke you think you can compete with me over women come on
00:07:39you've been a loser since high school money girls whatever it is i always get there first
00:07:54oh yeah well how about this
00:08:21how the hell did he get all those cans no way i saw him trade for two cans and a
00:08:26candy bar
00:08:26whatever he bids i bet in one more can so are you bidding
00:08:37all right if no one else is bidding looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here
00:08:44i'm going once going twice
00:08:50so
00:09:03rescue and host binding complete increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
00:09:36i saved two girls and beat jack this system is insane
00:09:46it's time i see you i won't be taking just your rash
00:10:13we'll head back to my place but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:10:32compatible spouse detected rescue required for binding failure to complete will results in
00:10:38post-death time to complete two minutes this again in only two minutes
00:10:44told you i knew billy was hoarding himself a girl i know where billy keeps his goods i can take
00:10:49you there
00:10:50yeah why don't we take care of his goods here first just had two women taken away from me i
00:10:55am pissed
00:11:09okay stay here you are gonna help me work that anger out
00:11:28after you again you are dead i am gonna cut you into a million
00:11:33fucking pieces and feed you to destroy stay back really a bottle of water
00:11:45molotov
00:12:08molotov
00:12:09Oh, God damn it.
00:12:13Where did you even get that?
00:12:14I saved the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare him off.
00:12:17What? So what do we do now?
00:12:19God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:21Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground.
00:12:25God damn it, Arthur. You already have two of them. You gotta take her too.
00:12:29Post death in 20 seconds.
00:12:35Fuck. Why won't they back off?
00:12:45Arthur, you're dead. You hear me? I'm dead.
00:12:49This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:04Come on, let's go. Go, go.
00:13:13Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:16Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased.
00:13:20Current total, 3.
00:13:21Affection metrics.
00:13:22Mary, 15.
00:13:25Karen, 10.
00:13:28Susan, 10.
00:13:33Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:35Rough around the edges, but he's got guns.
00:13:38Spells affection levels increased.
00:13:41Rewards issued.
00:13:42Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:432 MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:454 clips of ammunition.
00:13:4750 rounds each.
00:13:48Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:13:502 rifles?
00:13:51But guns are extinct.
00:13:53And now I've got two?
00:13:55Food, meds, weapons?
00:13:57I might actually be the apex.
00:14:02Okay, let's move.
00:14:03It's not safe here.
00:14:04Come on.
00:14:14Uh, welcome to the five-star apocalypse hotel.
00:14:19No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:14:24Hope you don't mind.
00:14:26You're kidding.
00:14:27How can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:14:30I don't mind at all.
00:14:32You saved us.
00:14:34It's more than enough.
00:14:36We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:38It's going to be fine.
00:14:42I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:44You are...
00:14:45I'm Karen Linton, and this is my little sister.
00:14:50We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:14:54I'm Mary.
00:14:56I'm Mary.
00:15:02Really?
00:15:03None of you know who I am?
00:15:09I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:11Oh.
00:15:12Country bumpkins.
00:15:14I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:21Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:25I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:28Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:31Make yourselves comfortable, and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:34I'll help.
00:15:35Okay.
00:15:36All right.
00:15:53All right, we'll start with a chicken soup, about half a gallon.
00:15:57Just going to fill this up to that line right there.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:13Wow.
00:16:15How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:23Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:30What were you staring at?
00:16:45Nothing, just...
00:16:47I don't want you overdoing it.
00:16:49I got it.
00:16:52It's fine.
00:16:54You cut us out of that auction.
00:16:57So I'm your wife now.
00:17:00I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:04Anything to make you happy.
00:17:30She's cute.
00:17:32Look, I got it, okay?
00:17:34Let me help.
00:17:35Right there.
00:17:42You didn't just save me.
00:17:45You gave me food.
00:17:47A place to stay.
00:17:50If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:07Damn.
00:18:09This system is...
00:18:12For real.
00:18:24i just finished cleaning the living room wow she moves fast cute but charm that's my lane
00:18:36okay dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:45oh no i think i twisted my ankle arthur honey could you please hold me i don't think i can
00:18:51stand
00:18:52here come try to stand my legs feel really weak right now it's a good thing you caught me
00:18:59you're so strong makes me feel safe honestly i'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:13i'm ready for your game you're driving me insane
00:19:18babe you should sleep with me tonight i can keep you warm give you a massage
00:19:29maybe even though
00:19:32why don't we make things a little more interesting
00:19:35and see who arthur chooses back in school all the girls would call me a loser
00:19:43now i've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:19:58uh did something happen in the kitchen no no nothing it was just really hot in there
00:20:08did mary and susan seriously just cozy up with this guy
00:20:13in times like this a woman's worth is less than a cow if you didn't have all that food i
00:20:18wouldn't
00:20:18even be here these supplies won't last forever i need to raise their affection levels so
00:20:27it isn't safe to scavenge with three women
00:20:31and leaving them alone isn't safe either they're probably only here for the food
00:20:37so you're such a good cook this is delicious
00:20:41you're such a good cook this is delicious
00:20:58arthur why are you eating no i i am it's just really hot in here
00:21:28i'm sorry
00:21:32susan what do you think you're doing i'm just giving her husband a little massage
00:21:39yeah oh well you must be so exhausted after all that cooking maybe you need to lie down
00:21:46i could help you relax great idea i'll help too
00:21:58if i don't make a move am i gonna get kicked out
00:22:07i got fever got chills to the bone
00:22:11free forgiveness for the things that i've done
00:22:16i'll be forever here hoping i'll be
00:22:19it's just a massage that's all
00:22:21i'll be forever here facing the wall
00:22:24this is too good to be true
00:22:51is everyone okay okay forget the massage we need to find a bigger place like now
00:23:06yeah all right there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in wasteland city
00:23:12mary you okay
00:23:17you're on your period aren't you yeah i'm okay though i should probably stay home and rest but you go
00:23:24on
00:23:24without me
00:23:28okay but if you hear a sound you lock the door and you stay quiet all right
00:23:41okay wait
00:23:44you're not gonna leave me right
00:23:50i'm gonna come right back i won't abandon my girls
00:23:57okay babe i'll wait for you
00:24:01okay
00:24:13that's the place i told you about boss
00:24:17yeah that assholes live in large now three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us
00:24:23come back then we take it
00:24:28all of it
00:24:42arthur you're back already
00:25:05well well well look at you you look a lot better than you did yesterday
00:25:25good
00:25:26upgraded our place with supplies at least i won't have to worry about jack showing up again
00:25:33arthur something's wrong
00:25:37mary
00:25:39mary mary
00:25:44arthur there's a note over here
00:25:48your woman is in my hands bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back
00:25:54it's jack and his guys i should have killed them when i had the chance
00:25:58searching by these footprints there's at least seven or eight of them they must have teamed up with
00:26:02another group those guys are animals mary she might not have made it no no no mary is alive
00:26:08right there's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies
00:26:12that place is most definitely a trap they're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in
00:26:27now both of you stay here i'm going alone hello are you crazy arthur don't do anything reckless you can't
00:26:35hey don't worry i'm gonna bring mary back
00:26:47i've got a secret weapon
00:26:58boss can't we have a little uh fun with this one first
00:27:08arthur was right mary really is still alive you promised arthur would stay home i don't trust him
00:27:14alone plus my sister is in their hands
00:27:25stop thinking with your dick someone with that much supply doesn't move alone
00:27:32stop thinking with your dick someone with that much supply doesn't move
00:27:33so we have to stay sharp
00:28:07well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:15some food
00:28:17he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny
00:28:23fucking dog did you bring the stuff or not i sure did
00:28:30so we can go hunting
00:28:31arthur don't do this for me i'm not worth it
00:28:34shut up this isn't your time to talk
00:28:38don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:28:54so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:00hey hey hey hey tony
00:29:04are we good
00:29:07what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right
00:29:11what girl
00:29:23so you chose the hard way
00:29:28i gave you the supplies
00:29:31now you let mary go
00:29:32anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:35nope never seen him before in my life
00:29:38you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:29:49surround him
00:30:00he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:11oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys are
00:30:15gonna do
00:30:16so be smart get the fuck out
00:30:28i gave you a chance
00:30:30oh
00:30:31oh
00:30:45Congrats, motherfucker!
00:30:47Fuck!
00:30:47Real guns?
00:30:48He's got real guns!
00:30:49He's-
00:30:57No way a gun?!
00:30:58A real fucking gun?!
00:30:59How the fuck did he get a real gun?!
00:31:01There are more of us. He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:04Yeah, yeah. With all the shots you fire, you're probably burning through half a mag already.
00:31:07Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got.
00:31:09We rush him together.
00:31:11The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:36Come on!
00:31:39Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:31:48Don't move!
00:31:51We're not done yet.
00:31:58Look at that. I'm sorry.
00:32:01Okay? I have nothing to do.
00:32:04It is fucking Jack.
00:32:06It's all his fault.
00:32:08He's lying.
00:32:09I didn't do anything.
00:32:10Tony took your girls. He stole your supplies.
00:32:13Don't shoot me!
00:32:15Don't shoot me!
00:32:17We can talk this out!
00:32:52I thought I was never going to see you again.
00:32:54I told you I'd come back.
00:32:57Oh my god!
00:32:57Hey, what are you doing here? I told you guys to stay home.
00:33:00We were so worried about you.
00:33:02I was so scared I thought you were going to die.
00:33:05Oh, really?
00:33:06That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:07How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:11God, that was so hard.
00:33:13My times are changing, but I know where I'm going.
00:33:18Dispire my blood, driving me home.
00:33:21Bows affection levels increased.
00:33:24Been broken and weak.
00:33:27Hell is a gold.
00:33:28Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:30Purified water.
00:33:3120 liters.
00:33:32Canned meat.
00:33:3220 units.
00:33:34Milk.
00:33:3420 cartons.
00:33:39Come on.
00:33:40Let's go home.
00:33:46As for you guys.
00:33:51Come here.
00:33:52Okay.
00:33:56Don't kill me.
00:33:57Please.
00:33:59We'll give you back everything.
00:34:01Shut up.
00:34:03On your knees.
00:34:06Arthur, man.
00:34:07Please.
00:34:10Please don't kill us, man.
00:34:11You're a classmate, right?
00:34:16We'll work for you.
00:34:17Hands on the ground.
00:34:38You remember this.
00:34:40If you ever come near my wives again,
00:34:45I'll shoot you in the school.
00:34:48Get out of here.
00:34:50Ah, now!
00:35:01Ladies.
00:35:02Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:04Huh?
00:35:05At our new home.
00:35:12Afton Metrics.
00:35:15Mary.
00:35:1530.
00:35:16Karen.
00:35:1715.
00:35:19Susan.
00:35:2025.
00:35:21Human Civilization Continuation Progress.
00:35:2433%.
00:35:25Civilization.
00:35:27Continuation?
00:35:29Primary Objective.
00:35:31Host.
00:35:31Must.
00:35:32Reproduce with compatible partners
00:35:34to preserve human civilization.
00:35:35What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:39Baitbag brought you a clean towel.
00:35:41I'll just leave you here.
00:35:43Okay.
00:35:45Thanks.
00:36:18Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:21Arthur, you saved me.
00:36:25Fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:34I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:41And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:36:46Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:36:51I know what you're thinking.
00:36:53And I'm gonna regret it.
00:36:57But I won't.
00:37:00I choose you.
00:37:02I choose you.
00:37:04I am a thrill.
00:37:07You wrap around your finger.
00:37:10You feel like a tiger.
00:37:13You need to take.
00:37:16I'm hungry for your body.
00:37:18Ready for your game.
00:37:21You take the rest of me.
00:37:24Yes, you do.
00:37:27You take the rest of me.
00:37:30You can get it out of the door.
00:37:34You take the rest of me.
00:37:37Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:40Seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind anymore.
00:37:43It's been a long week.
00:37:49I'll take good care.
00:37:55Wait.
00:37:56You're sick.
00:37:56Tack.
00:37:56I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:02The taste of your mind makes me feel alive.
00:38:09I'm hungry for your body.
00:38:12Ready for your pain.
00:38:14You take the rest of me.
00:38:18Yes, you do.
00:38:21You take the rest of me
00:38:23You get it on your own
00:38:27You take the rest of me
00:38:30Yes, you don't
00:38:36Arthur, baby, don't stop, please
00:38:43Unbelievable, she actually made the first move
00:38:47I won't be left behind
00:38:49Arthur, I know how to make you feel good
00:38:54Hold me tighter
00:38:57You're driving me insane
00:39:01Oh my god
00:39:07Damn it
00:39:08I want sex too
00:39:10I don't want a man
00:39:19Arthur
00:39:22Arthur
00:39:22Arthur
00:39:24You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone and you lost all those
00:39:31supplies?
00:39:32Boss, he had like two AK-47s, I mean he mowed down a ton of our guys
00:39:39If I had a gun you three would have been corpses riddle with fucking bullets right now
00:39:44Look boss, we lost the supplies but we still managed to get you what you wanted
00:39:49Yeah
00:39:50Okay, best we can manage
00:39:52Okay
00:39:5343% alcohol
00:39:58You lost a lot of men getting you that
00:40:01Hmm
00:40:02Hmm
00:40:03Not bad
00:40:0343% huh
00:40:06It'll do
00:40:09Queen Tony will love this
00:40:14As for Arthur
00:40:16Once I finalize a deal with the queen I will bring her men and go kill him myself
00:40:22Ha ha
00:40:23Ha ha
00:40:34Spouse affection levels detected
00:40:35Rewards issued
00:40:37Gasoline
00:40:3820 liters
00:40:39Micro generators
00:40:413 units
00:40:42Purified water
00:40:4330 liters
00:40:44Food
00:40:4430 cans
00:40:46Affection metrics
00:40:47Mary
00:40:4730
00:40:48Increased to 50
00:40:50Susan
00:40:5035
00:40:51And Karen
00:40:5215
00:40:53Increased to 60
00:40:54Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:01Karen?
00:41:04Oh no
00:41:05He looks so hot
00:41:08I can't help myself
00:41:16Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:24Karen, are you okay here
00:41:26Karen, are you okay?
00:41:28Yea, yea I'm um fine
00:41:31I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out
00:41:35Okay
00:41:37Ouch
00:41:39Whew. That was close. He almost found out about the mutation.
00:41:44What's wrong with her?
00:41:55What is this?
00:42:04I adore.
00:42:10Basement?
00:42:13I knew something was off.
00:42:15A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:17Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:20Come on. Let's go check it out.
00:42:37What the hell?
00:42:41It's gold. There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:42:46Gold, huh? In this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:42:57Now this, this is the real gold of our era.
00:43:05The real gold of our era?
00:43:10These are aged whiskey barrels. I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:16In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:20Cigarettes help with alcohol? That's basically gold now.
00:43:24This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:27The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:30There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:33These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:3650 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:39Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:43:45This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:48Look at this much booze.
00:43:50We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:43:53Make it ours.
00:43:55Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:43:59Cheers!
00:44:04And go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:44:12Wait, it is pretty sure he's in there.
00:44:16Oh, yeah.
00:44:21Arthur, here.
00:44:35Karen, what are you doing?
00:44:38Are you into women?
00:44:41Karen?
00:44:47It's me, Susan, stop!
00:44:54Karen!
00:44:55Karen, are you drunk?
00:44:56Hey, hey, hey!
00:44:58A man.
00:45:00I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:08Hey, stop.
00:45:09Here, calm down!
00:45:11Calm down.
00:45:12Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:14Calm down!
00:45:17Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:25Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:26Hey!
00:45:28Hey!
00:45:29Hey!
00:45:30She's okay.
00:45:31She just knocked out.
00:45:33What happened?
00:45:34I don't know.
00:45:36She was drunk.
00:45:37She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:39No, no, no.
00:45:39She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:45:42It's the mutation.
00:45:44Mutation?
00:45:45When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:45:48She took the blast head on.
00:45:50The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:45:54An unstable libido.
00:45:56Sometimes it spikes.
00:45:59Violently.
00:46:02So what do we do?
00:46:04She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:09I know where to get her.
00:46:11Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:13Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:18And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:24All right.
00:46:25Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:27And after that...
00:46:31I'll meet with the Queen.
00:46:46It looks like she held out for a long time.
00:46:49I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:46:52Don't you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:46:57Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:00A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:05Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:08Wait, so...
00:47:09Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:12That's what people say.
00:47:14She's a sadist.
00:47:15She toys men for fun.
00:47:17All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:28It's going to be okay.
00:47:29I'll be right back.
00:47:30I'll be right back.
00:47:34I'll be right back.
00:48:11So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:17That's right.
00:48:28Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:30Fifty bottles worth.
00:48:36Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:48:39You know how that is.
00:48:46I brewed this myself.
00:48:48All right, it's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:48:51I promise you'll like it.
00:48:54Funny.
00:48:55The last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:03Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:08Harder!
00:49:10Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:14You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:21That's my footrest.
00:49:27You.
00:49:29Go try.
00:49:40That smell.
00:49:42That's real booze.
00:49:44Wait!
00:49:46I'll try it myself.
00:49:53This better be real, or you won't make it out of your life.
00:50:07Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:09That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:24Os?
00:50:26That's Arthur.
00:50:28The Fraud.
00:50:32Oh, my old classmate.
00:50:36I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:50:40Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:50:42Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:50:56Arthur.
00:50:57Didn't I tell you, when you are being bullied, you're supposed to ask yourself what you did
00:51:04wrong first, but instead, you snitched on me to the deep, and now I'm suspended.
00:51:10You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:51:14You're all gonna taste for this.
00:51:19Arthur.
00:51:28You're stuck with the rest of your life.
00:51:30Oh, my God.
00:51:32Holy shit.
00:51:37That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:51:43Now you're scamming us with fake booze?
00:51:45Yeah, that crap.
00:51:47We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:51:50It's the color of piss.
00:51:52How'd you boot it?
00:51:53Oh, you're all in your room?
00:51:55Oh, God.
00:51:57Guys, guys.
00:51:58Queen Tilt.
00:51:59I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:52:03So, I brought these two bottles.
00:52:05It's as an exchange.
00:52:08That's good.
00:52:10Oh.
00:52:32Strong.
00:52:34Well, before the war, this wouldn't even pass as premium.
00:52:41But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:52:50And as for this fraud, since we're classmates, we could give them a quick, less painful death.
00:53:02And you.
00:53:04How can you decide?
00:53:05You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:07We and Tilly, why bother?
00:53:08I mean, just look at it.
00:53:09Cloudy as hell.
00:53:11God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:53:13I know him better than anyone.
00:53:14We went to high school together.
00:53:16He's always been shit.
00:53:18Yeah.
00:53:18We and Tilly, why bother?
00:53:22Fine.
00:53:23We'll do this properly.
00:53:25But he can drink it.
00:53:29I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:53:40Good boy.
00:53:43I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:53:49Good boy.
00:53:55This is insane.
00:53:59It's a gift from God.
00:54:03He's not drinking it.
00:54:05Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:10What the hell?
00:54:11This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:13I have no idea.
00:54:14I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe.
00:54:20I approve whiskey.
00:54:48Let me taste it.
00:54:50Sure, but I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:54:56Deal.
00:55:00Oh yeah, that's it. I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:06Queen Tilly!
00:55:08Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:16Yeah, we should.
00:55:19Beat it, all three of you.
00:55:22And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:24Arthur, please, just give us, do us a favor.
00:55:27Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please. A little bit.
00:55:30We'll do anything you want.
00:55:34Anything?
00:55:36Yes, anything.
00:55:39Okay.
00:55:40We'll do anything you want.
00:55:42I want you to drink his piss.
00:55:44Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:55:46We've known each other since school.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:49Yeah, we did. And look where that got you.
00:55:51Are you serious right now?
00:55:53Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:03You fucking touched me.
00:56:04Hey!
00:56:05This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:08I'll make you pay for it, I will, I swear!
00:56:10A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:13I need to keep him close.
00:56:16Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland, with your approval.
00:56:23Hmm.
00:56:25Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:28Call me Tilly.
00:56:30And whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:56:3480?
00:56:35Oh, come on, that's insane!
00:56:37Too much?
00:56:40Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:56:44And what might that be?
00:56:48Be.
00:56:50My.
00:56:51Husband.
00:56:57Plenty of toys here.
00:57:01Pick one.
00:57:03We have time.
00:57:13Um, you know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:17Shut up!
00:57:19I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:23I wanna try something different.
00:57:28I'll be the masochist, and you be the sadist.
00:57:36No need to run, no need to hide.
00:57:44As long as long, all night gets early.
00:57:50Compatible spouse detected.
00:57:52Rescue required.
00:57:54Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:57:57Failure will initiate host death.
00:57:59Oh, come on.
00:58:08Come on.
00:58:11Here.
00:58:12Call me on this.
00:58:14From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:18And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:24Alright, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:30Hmm.
00:58:31No need.
00:58:32I'll come myself.
00:58:33With my people.
00:58:35I hear that you have three wives.
00:58:39I wanna meet them.
00:58:41See what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
00:58:51Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:58:53New spouse registered.
00:58:56Reward issued.
00:58:57Anti-radiation serum.
00:58:59Motorcycle.
00:59:00Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:01And a new motorcycle?
00:59:04Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:06Immediate treatment required.
00:59:07Part of this pani dam is sana!
00:59:09The devil in disguise dies...
00:59:17Come here!
00:59:25Karen, raise her.
00:59:30Karen.
00:59:32Hold on.
00:59:34Come here!
00:59:36Come here!
00:59:37Help me! Let her go!
00:59:39Help me!
00:59:44I'm dead!
00:59:46I'm dead!
00:59:52None of you are men!
00:59:54Fuck off!
01:00:03No!
01:00:06Karen, stop!
01:00:11Oh, she's having a full episode!
01:00:13She loves control!
01:00:22Right there.
01:00:24I'm here.
01:00:34Karen, stop!
01:00:36Karen, stop!
01:00:37Karen, get it off me!
01:00:39Karen!
01:00:43I can't hold her much longer!
01:00:45Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:00:47What if I could? Look at me!
01:00:49I can't get hard like this!
01:00:50Ah!
01:00:52Ah!
01:00:53Ah!
01:00:55Ah!
01:00:59Ah!
01:01:03Ah!
01:01:04Ah!
01:01:06Ah!
01:01:07Ah!
01:01:07Ah!
01:01:08Ah!
01:01:09Ah!
01:01:11Ah!
01:01:11Ah!
01:01:12Ah!
01:01:12Oh my God!
01:01:13Hey!
01:01:14Karen!
01:01:16She, she, she's, she's all breathing!
01:01:18What?
01:01:19What?
01:01:20Karen!
01:01:21Karen!
01:01:22No, Karen!
01:01:22Come on!
01:01:24Warning!
01:01:25Spouse life signal critical.
01:01:26If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate.
01:01:31No!
01:01:33Karen, come on!
01:01:35Come on!
01:01:35Karen, stay with me!
01:01:36Come on!
01:01:37Come on!
01:01:37Stay with me!
01:01:38Come on, Karen!
01:01:40Why is this happening?
01:01:41I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:01:43Come on!
01:01:45Karen, wake up!
01:01:48Spouse life status.
01:01:49Karen, zero percent.
01:01:51Post-death in ten seconds.
01:01:53Ah!
01:01:54Mid-box!
01:01:54Mid-box!
01:01:55Come on, Karen!
01:01:56I'm not gonna lose you!
01:01:58I'm out of options.
01:02:00Please let this work!
01:02:01Karen!
01:02:02Come on, Karen!
01:02:03I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:04Stay with me!
01:02:07Karen!
01:02:20Come on, Karen!
01:02:22on! Come
01:02:23on!quele
01:02:26Whast? N64
01:02:28Gandalf
01:02:33Karen!
01:02:37are you okay you're okay oh my god oh my god
01:02:45are you okay are you okay i'm fine
01:02:49yeah
01:02:54you're still with us
01:03:00the burning feeling it's it's gone
01:03:08so the system serum was designed for her mutation it actually worked
01:03:16spouse affection levels increase the rewards issued formal dresses three sets
01:03:37let's go get this damn wasteland
01:03:41come get your whiskey barrel aged free samples oh my god what are you doing
01:03:49free samples this ain't that bootleg shit huh try to find out one sample for a person
01:04:06this is everything i have is it enough for a bottle
01:04:09can uh can i get half actually since you're my first customers you each get a bottle
01:04:30i earned my place in wasteland city with this gun
01:04:35so if you want a taste
01:04:40line up
01:04:54what do you got
01:04:58used to be special forces army ranger fought in a nuclear war
01:05:03be your bodyguard for a whole year
01:05:07an ex-marine that will prove useful
01:05:10from now on you're my personal bodyguard one bottle a month
01:05:21hell for that lay down my life for you
01:05:26i used to run gangs
01:05:30i got five under me
01:05:33we'll all be your bodyguards
01:05:40as for you guys
01:05:42i need salesmen you know this town better than anyone spread out find customers
01:05:49keep 30 percent of whatever you trade 30 you're too generous thank you boss
01:06:01things sure are looking up
01:06:06i don't need another wife though
01:06:08four wives are enough okay on your feet
01:06:12bring me every abled hand you've got i need manpower for bottling
01:06:16i don't need more women yes boss
01:06:21let's get this party started
01:06:38first day and i've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men
01:06:42not a bad haul
01:06:51i wonder what arthur is doing need i ask he's obviously thinking of me
01:07:03you
01:07:07count sun boss we're all good
01:07:13human civilization continuation progress 47 percent
01:07:18so building a faction increases the civilization progress bar
01:07:34I'm out of bullets.
01:07:36The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:07:39I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:07:42Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:07:47Please seize the reproduction window.
01:07:50Babe, we should shower together, Arthur.
01:07:56My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:07:59Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:02Hey, me first.
01:08:04Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:15Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:17The four of us.
01:08:19Yeah.
01:08:20Saves water.
01:08:21Okay.
01:08:35Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:08:39We represent Queen Tilly.
01:08:44Come on, boys.
01:08:45Payday.
01:08:46Doing the Queen's work.
01:08:48Come on, boys.
01:08:49Get that money.
01:08:50Doing the Queen's business.
01:08:51There's more of us than there is them.
01:08:53Come on.
01:08:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:08:58We're good.
01:08:58We're good.
01:09:01So, what's going on?
01:09:03These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:06Business looking pretty good.
01:09:07But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:10Taxes?
01:09:11What taxes?
01:09:14You want to do business in Wasteland City?
01:09:17You got to pay 80%.
01:09:19Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:22Here.
01:09:24Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:26I don't know your thing.
01:09:29How dare you call her by her first name?
01:09:31You must have a death wish, punk.
01:09:37Oh.
01:09:47I'll say it again.
01:09:49The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:09:52So, I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:09:57She's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:01Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:06First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:08And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:13How dare you.
01:10:15Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:18As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:22That's right.
01:10:23The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:25And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:10:29Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:10:33You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:10:40Ha, that batch was for Tilly.
01:10:43This is gonna be fun.
01:10:50Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:10:55I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:10:59The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:05She takes all the taxes.
01:11:07You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:16Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:21Well, it's priceless.
01:11:23I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:26Are you threatening us right now?
01:11:28Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:11:32Right, right.
01:11:33I got this.
01:11:34Look, I get it.
01:11:36I get it.
01:11:36You're trying to be tough for your, for your ladies over there.
01:11:43The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:11:51or I'm gonna have my horny boys back here.
01:11:54Fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:11:56And I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:00All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:04Anyone that follows this guy, doesn't follow her.
01:12:10This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:17You really want to follow him?
01:12:19Oh, so he was pathetic even back then.
01:12:22I think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:12:28You're free to choose.
01:12:30But remember this.
01:12:31Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:12:36All right.
01:12:38You got three seconds to decide.
01:12:41Either you stand with this guy,
01:12:43or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:12:47Three.
01:12:49Two.
01:12:52One.
01:12:58Oh.
01:13:03I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:07See that?
01:13:08That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:11Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:14you're still worthless.
01:13:17Now, you got two choices before you.
01:13:20Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:23and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:25and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:13:29or option two.
01:13:31You let me screw those three girls.
01:13:36Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:13:40That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:13:41You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:13:45I know.
01:13:46I haven't even asked them to drink piss.
01:13:49Yet.
01:13:51I don't understand.
01:13:53Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:13:55It'll only make things worse.
01:14:01Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland
01:14:04is based on one thing.
01:14:06Loyalty.
01:14:07Her people would die for her.
01:14:10They don't fear death?
01:14:12No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:14Only our faith.
01:14:16That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:18Faith?
01:14:19Belief?
01:14:21Reason to live?
01:14:22Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:25But we have too many critical supplies.
01:14:27There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:14:30Then what do we do?
01:14:32We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:14:37And if I had enough bullets,
01:14:38I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:14:41So, you made up your mind yet?
01:14:44You gonna get down on all fours
01:14:46and beg for forgiveness?
01:14:48Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:14:52Do you even have to ask?
01:14:55Obviously setting the chairs.
01:14:58I'll choose the third option.
01:15:00The third option?
01:15:02Fuck off!
01:15:02You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:05Hey!
01:15:05Oh, oh, oh!
01:15:06Let me...
01:15:07Get here!
01:15:09Oh!
01:15:13That's Queen Chewie's Bieber.
01:15:15How'd he get that?
01:15:16Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:19That's impossible.
01:15:23Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:31Missed me already?
01:15:33Silly, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:15:35See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:15:39What?
01:15:40Which idiots have a death wish?
01:15:43I'll be there in ten.
01:15:45Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:55Mr. Ross!
01:15:56Kill him!
01:15:57How dare he treat you like this?
01:15:59End him now!
01:16:00I swear you're dead.
01:16:01DONE!
01:16:02I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of...
01:16:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down, Randy.
01:16:07Calm down, calm down.
01:16:08Got riled up!
01:16:10Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:17Yeah, that's right.
01:16:17You're right, I did.
01:16:18I'm her husband.
01:16:25So you better back off before you regret it.
01:16:27I'm her husband!
01:16:29He said I'm her husband!
01:16:31He's insane!
01:16:32Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his thighs!
01:16:35So hard in years!
01:16:39Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:16:55Oh, now you can't whine until your little whittle toy.
01:16:59Oh, sad face.
01:17:02Now, I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:10No.
01:17:11I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:18I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:23Trash the plates!
01:17:25Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:17:28And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:17:31Go!
01:17:35Hey, what are you doing?
01:17:42Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:17:46Most feet ahead!
01:17:54Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:17:57Save some energy for later.
01:17:58You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:01Oh, man, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:03Cheers.
01:18:08Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:10Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:12Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:16You, hey, hey, you.
01:18:17Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:21Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:23Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:18:25Got it!
01:18:28Fucking cow!
01:18:46Are you out of your minds?
01:18:54What's going on here?
01:18:56Queen Tilly!
01:18:57You're just in time!
01:18:59We just caught this guy.
01:19:00He's guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:04I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:06Link, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:10He's undermining your authority.
01:19:15Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:17And you're quite late.
01:19:19It's not very nice of you.
01:19:21Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:23You don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:19:27Who broke these?
01:19:31We did.
01:19:33That's right.
01:19:34We saved you the trouble.
01:19:35You didn't want to have that bootleg stuff.
01:19:37It's crap.
01:19:37That's right.
01:19:38Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:19:42His wife.
01:19:43Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:19:46I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:19:49Whoa, hey.
01:19:52Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:19:55No, no, no.
01:19:56That's not what I meant.
01:19:58Wait, wait a minute.
01:19:59You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:03Holy...
01:20:05Queen...
01:20:06Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:09Literally a scavenger.
01:20:16He is my husband.
01:20:18What?
01:20:21Those bottles were made for me by him.
01:20:25What?
01:20:40Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:20:46It was him.
01:20:48He made us do it.
01:20:49He set us up.
01:20:50Oh, come on.
01:20:51Don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:20:53Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:20:55Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:20:58Who broke my bottles?
01:21:01Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:05You...
01:21:06What?
01:21:09Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:12I didn't know...
01:21:13Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:15I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:18Son of a bitch.
01:21:19Arthur, please save me.
01:21:21I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:21:23Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:21:26I'm sorry about earlier.
01:21:27If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:21:29What?
01:21:31Horus, throw him out.
01:21:33Live.
01:21:36Cut off one hand each.
01:21:40Exile them.
01:21:41And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:21:46No!
01:21:46What?
01:21:47No!
01:21:47You don't understand!
01:21:50No!
01:21:50Yeah!
01:21:55We need to talk.
01:21:57Come on.
01:22:16Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:20So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:22:34Well, I can't make that choice.
01:22:39You want all of them?
01:22:41Back off!
01:22:42Why are you targeting my husband?
01:22:45Exactly.
01:22:46We don't care who you are.
01:22:47We've been with Arthur longer.
01:22:49We're not afraid of you.
01:22:50Mess with us, and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:22:54Right, honey?
01:22:55I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:17What the hell?
01:23:19How do they have guns?
01:23:24Surprise, motherfucker!
01:23:25Come on, Arthur.
01:23:26I know you're in there.
01:23:27You didn't expect this, did you?
01:23:29We got plenty of guns now!
01:23:31Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:23:33That's where you got your rifle, too, right?
01:23:39Honey, take out your gun, too.
01:23:41Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:23:42I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:23:45Damn it.
01:23:46I knew I should have brought more people.
01:23:50We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:23:54We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:23:57Woo!
01:23:57I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:03They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:05Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:08Get to the basement now.
01:24:10No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:13Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:15I'll draw them away.
01:24:16Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:18Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:20If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:24:22If they set the house on fire, none of us are going to make it out alive.
01:24:25The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:24:30Come on, Arthur.
01:24:31Come out.
01:24:31I know you're in there.
01:24:32I bring your bitches with you.
01:24:35Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor.
01:24:39You're surrounded.
01:24:40So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:24:43Come on.
01:25:02I will die for my lives.
01:25:04I can do this all day.
01:25:06I can strike your whole house if I feel like it.
01:25:08But get to the basement now.
01:25:10No.
01:25:13If we go, we go together.
01:25:17Yes.
01:25:18If you die, we die with you.
01:25:20Yes.
01:25:21I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:25:32Okay.
01:25:34But we're covering Tilly.
01:25:37Tilly, get to the basement.
01:25:39There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:25:42My people were slaughtered.
01:25:44I'm a fallen queen.
01:25:45How...
01:25:46Why would you still want to help?
01:25:48That's the queen.
01:25:49It's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:25:59Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:07We're at least together.
01:26:13Okay.
01:26:20Spouse affection levels increased.
01:26:22Rewards issued.
01:26:23RPG, 10.
01:26:25MP5, 1.
01:26:26Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:26:2850 armed guards.
01:26:30Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:26:32Are saved.
01:26:43Let's reload and bump straight to hell.
01:26:47Okay, okay, you got me.
01:26:50I surrender.
01:26:51Stop shooting.
01:26:53Get your ass out here.
01:26:56Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:26:59Fine, but guns down first.
01:27:02If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:07All right.
01:27:09You come out nice and slow.
01:27:12No funny business.
01:27:23Surprise, motherfucker.
01:27:25Oh, shit.
01:27:34I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:27:37Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:27:44My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:27:47So I live to protect them.
01:27:50Babe.
01:27:51Try these.
01:27:55Baby, here you go.
01:27:59Darling, don't forget, you're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:03And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:07Honey, why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:10All right, ladies.
01:28:12We'll get some rest.
01:28:13I have a city to run.
01:28:15Your Majesty.
01:28:18Detecting children.
01:28:20Human civilization progress.
01:28:2160%.
01:28:22This is the start of my empire.
01:28:24You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:28:26Kiss, kiss, baby.
01:28:30I'm a angel.
01:28:32I'm a killer.
01:28:33Kiss, kiss, baby.
01:28:37And I'm gonna pull the trigger.
01:28:39I wake up back when I'm holding the knife.
01:28:42Crossing my fingers when you close your eyes.
01:28:46Kiss, kiss, baby.
01:28:50And I'm gonna pull the trigger.
01:28:54Kiss, kiss, baby.
01:28:55Kiss, kiss, baby.
01:28:55Kiss, kiss, baby.
01:28:56You
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