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End of the World, Start of My Empire - Full
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:00Children.
00:02:02Woohoo.
00:02:09What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously?
00:02:12Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:15You?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:24Then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:39This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits.
00:02:44Brrrr.
00:02:45Ha ha!
00:02:47When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids.
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear.
00:03:04I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:16System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining.
00:03:51Three minutes.
00:03:54Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait.
00:04:05Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:35You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The warhead and white top guns.
00:04:51That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:58I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy them, have our gun and then sell them off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:15What works for me?
00:05:16All right.
00:05:18One can of food.
00:05:21Who's going to beat that?
00:05:30No, I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:45And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:00The ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two tans.
00:06:16Oh, two tans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33So is what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last can.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detectives.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:49Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids.
00:08:36I bet in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidden?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidden, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm going to hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver.
00:09:27Go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been feeling ready, ready on your market.
00:09:31Ready, set, go.
00:09:33Go and take a pretty step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:42Till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54This time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:48Time to complete.
00:10:49Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53Told you.
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:00Why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:11:01I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07I'm not gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur?
00:11:38You again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to this tree.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:48You're fucking dead.
00:11:52I'm gonna help you.
00:11:53You're welcome.
00:11:57You're welcome.
00:12:00You're welcome.
00:12:01You're welcome.
00:12:02You're welcome.
00:12:09shit that was my only molotov
00:12:1445 seconds remaining until host death
00:12:22where did you even get that i saved the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare him
00:12:26off what so what do we do now god i'll need to bluff now take one more step and i'll
00:12:32burn
00:12:33this whole place to the ground god damn it arthur you already have two of them you gotta take
00:12:37her to post death in 20 seconds
00:12:45fuck why won't they back off
00:12:55arthur you're dead you hear me i'm dead this is not over i'll catch you later pretty girl
00:13:13come on let's go go go
00:13:22thank you you saved my life rescue mission complete partner count increased current total
00:13:30three affection metrics mary 15 karen 10 susan 10
00:13:42maybe i can trust this guy rough around the edges but he's got guts
00:13:48spells affection levels increase rewards issued medicine 10 units 2 mp5 submachine guns 4 clips
00:13:56of ammunition 50 rounds each items can be retrieved at any time two rifles but guns are extinct
00:14:03and now i've got two food meds weapons i might actually be the apex
00:14:24uh welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel no hot water no bed sheets but hey it's free
00:14:34hope you don't mind you're kidding how can this shoebox fit whole four of us i don't mind at all
00:14:42you saved us it's more than enough we can clean the place up a bit it's gonna be fine
00:14:52i'm arthur morgan you are i'm karen linton and this is my little sister
00:14:59we survived one of the battles and then got caught
00:15:04i'm mary
00:15:11really
00:15:13none of you know who i am
00:15:19i'm a hollywood star
00:15:20oh
00:15:22country bumpkins
00:15:24i was supposed to escape with my dad but
00:15:26he left without me so i got caught right after
00:15:31well from now on where are your wives
00:15:35i i promise i'll take good care of you
00:15:38hey let's just eat something first make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit
00:15:44i'll help
00:15:45yeah
00:15:46all right
00:15:48damn she really knows how to butter people up
00:15:51great he probably thinks i'm a pain
00:15:55only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him
00:15:59but me marry some trash scavenging loser
00:16:02hell no
00:16:02all right we'll start with chicken soup about half a gallon
00:16:06just gonna fill this up to that line right there
00:16:09okay
00:16:23wow
00:16:24how am i supposed to keep it together when she looks like that
00:16:33babe what's wrong
00:16:40what were you saying
00:16:54nothing just
00:16:57i don't want you overdoing it
00:16:59i got it
00:17:02it's fine
00:17:04you cut us out of that auction
00:17:07so i'm your wife now
00:17:10i can boil the water and clean the floors
00:17:14anything to make you happy
00:17:41she's cute
00:17:42i got it okay
00:17:44let me help
00:17:46right there
00:17:52you didn't just save me
00:17:56you gave me food
00:17:58place to stay
00:18:00if i could stay here the rest of my life
00:18:02that would make me
00:18:05really happy
00:18:18damn
00:18:19this system is
00:18:21for real
00:18:25you
00:18:29you
00:18:36i just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:39wow
00:18:40she moves fast
00:18:42cute
00:18:43but charm
00:18:45that's my lane
00:18:47okay
00:18:48dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:56oh no
00:18:57i think i twisted my ankle
00:18:59arthur honey
00:19:00could you please hold me
00:19:01i don't think i can stand
00:19:03scared
00:19:03come try to stand
00:19:04my legs feel really weak right now
00:19:07it's a good thing you caught me
00:19:10you're so strong
00:19:12makes me feel safe
00:19:15honestly i'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:19i can keep you warm
00:19:35give you a massage
00:19:43why don't we make things a little more interesting
00:19:46and
00:19:47see who arthur chooses
00:19:51back in school
00:19:52all the girls would call me a loser
00:19:54now i've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:20:09uh
00:20:10did something happen in the kitchen
00:20:12no
00:20:14no nothing it was just really
00:20:16hot in there
00:20:20did mary and susan seriously just cozy up with this guy
00:20:24in times like this
00:20:26a woman's worth is less than a cow
00:20:27if he didn't have all that food
00:20:29i wouldn't even be here
00:20:32these supplies won't last forever
00:20:34i need to raise their affection levels
00:20:37so
00:20:39it isn't safe to scavenge with three women
00:20:42and leaving them alone isn't safe either
00:20:45they're probably only here for the food
00:20:49arthur you're such a good cook
00:20:52this is delicious
00:21:09arthur
00:21:10why are you eating
00:21:11no i i i am
00:21:13it's just
00:21:15really hot in here
00:21:17really hot in here
00:21:40sorry
00:21:43susan
00:21:44what do you think you're doing
00:21:46i'm just giving our husband a little massage
00:21:49yeah
00:21:51oh wow
00:21:52you must be so exhausted after all that cooking
00:21:56maybe you need to lie down
00:21:58i could help you relax
00:22:00great idea
00:22:02i'll help too
00:22:10if i don't make a move
00:22:11am i gonna get kicked out
00:22:30it's just a massage
00:22:32that's all
00:22:50this is too good
00:22:52need to be true
00:22:56did you guys hear that
00:23:03is everyone okay
00:23:05is everyone okay
00:23:06okay
00:23:06forget the massage
00:23:08we need to find a bigger place
00:23:10like now
00:23:17all right
00:23:17all right
00:23:19there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in wasteland city
00:23:22mary
00:23:24mary
00:23:25you okay
00:23:29you're on your period aren't you
00:23:31yeah
00:23:33i'm okay
00:23:33i'm okay though
00:23:34i should probably stay home and rest
00:23:36but you go on without me
00:23:40okay
00:23:41but if you hear a sound you lock the door
00:23:43and you stay quiet all right
00:23:56you're not going to leave me right
00:24:03i'm gonna come right back
00:24:04i won't abandon my girls
00:24:09okay babe
00:24:10i'll wait for you
00:24:13okay
00:24:26that's the place i told you about boss
00:24:29yeah that asshole's living large now
00:24:32three women waiting on her
00:24:34and more food than the rest of us combine
00:24:36then we take it
00:24:40all of it
00:24:53arthur
00:24:54you're back already
00:25:18well
00:25:18well well
00:25:20look at you
00:25:22you look a lot better than you did you
00:25:38yesterday
00:25:38good
00:25:39upgraded our place with supplies
00:25:41at least i won't have to worry about jack showing up again
00:25:46arthur something's wrong
00:25:50mary
00:25:51mary mary
00:25:57arthur
00:25:57there's a note over here
00:26:00your woman
00:26:01is in my hands
00:26:03bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse
00:26:06if you want her back
00:26:07it's jack and his guys
00:26:09i should have killed them when i had the chance
00:26:11searching by these footprints
00:26:12there's at least seven or eight of them
00:26:13they must have teamed up with another group
00:26:15those guys are animals
00:26:17mary she might not have made it
00:26:19no no
00:26:20no mary is alive
00:26:21right there's no blood anywhere
00:26:23and she's leveraged for more supplies
00:26:24that place
00:26:26is most definitely a trap
00:26:27they're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in
00:26:30so what do we do
00:26:40now both of you stay here
00:26:41i'm going alone
00:26:43alone
00:26:44are you crazy
00:26:45arthur
00:26:46don't do anything reckless
00:26:47you can't
00:26:47hey
00:26:49don't worry
00:26:50i'm gonna bring mary back
00:27:00i've got a secret weapon
00:27:10boss
00:27:12can't we have a little uh
00:27:14fun with this one first
00:27:21arthur was white
00:27:22mary really is still alive
00:27:23he promised arthur would stay home
00:27:25i don't trust him alone
00:27:27plus my sister is in their hands
00:27:38stop thinking with your dick
00:27:41someone with that much supply
00:27:43doesn't move alone
00:27:44so we have to stay sharp
00:28:12so we have to stay sharp
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:28some food
00:28:29he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the stuff or not
00:28:41i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it shut up this isn't your time
00:28:49to talk
00:28:51don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:13hey hey hey hey
00:29:14tony we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right
00:29:24what girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:48nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys are gonna do
00:30:29be smart
00:30:31get the fuck out
00:30:41i gave you a chance
00:30:43i gave you a chance
00:31:12No way, a gun? A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us. He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah. With all the shots you fire, you're probably burning through half a mag already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got.
00:31:24We rush him together.
00:31:26The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:51Come on!
00:31:54Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:06We're not done yet.
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay? I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:19It's his fucking jack.
00:32:21It's all his fault.
00:32:22He's lying. I didn't do anything.
00:32:25Tony took your girls. He stole your supplies.
00:32:28Don't shoot me!
00:32:30Don't shoot me!
00:32:32We can talk this out!
00:33:02We can come by here!
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:13hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home we were so worried about you
00:33:18i was so scared i thought you were gonna die oh really that's not what you were saying a second
00:33:22ago how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun god that was so
00:33:28hot
00:33:36vows affection levels increased
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents purified water 20 liters canned meat 20 units milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:01as for you guys
00:34:06come here
00:34:11don't kill me please we'll give you back everything shut up on your knees
00:34:22either man please please don't kill us man we're we're we're classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again
00:35:01i'll shoot you in the school
00:35:04get out of here
00:35:05now
00:35:34ladies
00:35:51what happens when it reaches a hundred percent
00:35:54baitbag brought you a clean towel
00:35:57i'll just see you here okay thanks
00:36:08let's go
00:36:09i'm
00:36:09i'm
00:36:35What are you doing?
00:36:37Arthur, you saved me.
00:36:41You fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:57And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking.
00:37:08And I'm gonna regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:16I choose you.
00:37:19I love you.
00:37:22I love you.
00:37:26I love you.
00:37:35I love you.
00:37:37I love you.
00:37:37You take the rest of me.
00:37:40Yes you do.
00:37:43You take the rest of me.
00:37:46You can't let them go.
00:37:50You take the rest of me.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to remind him of that.
00:38:01It's been a long week.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:22It makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body.
00:38:28Ready for your game.
00:38:30You take the wrath of me.
00:38:37You take the wrath of me.
00:38:39You can't let me go.
00:38:43You take the wrath of me.
00:38:46Yes you do.
00:38:53Arthur.
00:38:54Baby.
00:38:56Don't stop.
00:38:58Please.
00:39:00Unbelievable.
00:39:01She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur.
00:39:07I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter.
00:39:13You're driving me insane.
00:39:18Oh my god.
00:39:20Oh.
00:39:24Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex too.
00:39:27I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone and you lost all those
00:39:48supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s. I mean he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:54Enough!
00:39:57If I had a gun you three would have been corpses shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:02Look boss, we lost the supplies but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:15You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Hmm.
00:40:20Not bad.
00:40:2143% huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27Queen Tully will love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur,
00:40:33once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her man and go kill him myself.
00:40:39Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline, 20 liters.
00:40:57Micro generators, 3 units.
00:40:59Purified water, 30 liters.
00:41:01Food, 30 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics, Mary, 30.
00:41:05Increase to 50.
00:41:07Susan, 35.
00:41:08And Karen, 15.
00:41:10Increase to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:56Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:13What is this?
00:42:22I gotta go on a...
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on. Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold. There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh? In this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:15Now this, this is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:54Fifteen years old, at least fifty percent of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a twelve year old bottle can trade for twenty cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:14Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:22Cheers!
00:44:23And go!
00:44:24Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:44:31Wait, it is pretty good, isn't it?
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:46Arthur.
00:44:47Here.
00:44:52Here.
00:44:54Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:56Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan!
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen!
00:45:14Are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:18A man!
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Karen!
00:45:28Karen!
00:45:28Calm down!
00:45:30Calm down!
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:33Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:33No!
00:45:33No!
00:45:34No!
00:45:34No!
00:45:35Oh!
00:45:41Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:44Hey!
00:45:49she's okay she just knocked out what happened i don't know she was drunk she tried to force
00:45:57herself on you no no she wasn't trying to hurt you it's the mutation mutation when the nuclear
00:46:05strike hit she shielded me with her body she took the blast head on the fallout left her with a
00:46:11side
00:46:11effect she can't control an unstable libido sometimes it spikes violently
00:46:21so what do we do she needs adrenaline a shot of it but we barely have any medicine left
00:46:28i know where to get her tell me i'll do anything tilly jackson the wasteland queen she's the daughter
00:46:36of new york mafia boss and before the war she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for
00:46:41her underground operations all right let's get karen settled and after that
00:46:50i'll meet with the queen
00:47:06looks like she held out for a long time i'm gonna trade this with the queen for adrenaline
00:47:12don't you stay here and look after karen look at
00:47:17arthur tilly is not easy to deal with a lot of men have died because of her
00:47:25is she really that dangerous
00:47:28wait so does that mean arthur's in real danger
00:47:32that's what people say she's a sadist she toys men for fun all of her ex-husbands ended up dead
00:47:48it's gonna be okay i'll be right back
00:47:54you
00:48:01you
00:48:02you
00:48:03you
00:48:31So, I hear you came here
00:48:33to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5150 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me
00:48:58with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that ends.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that
00:49:17lost his tongue
00:49:18because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here,
00:49:26kneeling,
00:49:27serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:29Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know,
00:49:38you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:46The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:49Go try.
00:49:50The end comes to us.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real
00:50:16or you won't make it out of your life.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk
00:50:31you dug out from your trash.
00:50:46That's not true.
00:50:54That's not true.
00:51:02Raymond, or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:17Arthur, didn't I tell you when you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead, you snitched on me to the dean.
00:51:30And now I'm suspended.
00:51:31You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:51:35You're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:41Arthur.
00:51:47Remember the space of yours.
00:51:49You're stuck with it for the rest of your life.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:08We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew that?
00:52:14With your own...
00:52:17Oh, God.
00:52:19Guys, guys.
00:52:19Queen Tilt.
00:52:21I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:52:24So, I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:55That's good.
00:53:12And as for this fraud, since we're classmates, we could give him a quick, less painful death.
00:53:24And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29We'd silly why bother?
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit he dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41We'd silly why bother.
00:53:41Enough!
00:53:44Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:48But he's not gonna be...
00:53:48He can drink it.
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:20This...
00:54:21Is insane!
00:54:25It's a gift from God!
00:54:29He's not drinking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:39I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us.
00:54:41So, yeah, maybe?
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:46I have no idea.
00:54:53Where are hands?
00:55:00Whoa!
00:55:06Blue Flame.
00:55:08That only happens with hyper flicker.
00:55:11I want your whiskey. All of it. Everything that you have. Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure. But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah. That's it. I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Queen Tilly. Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah, we should.
00:55:45Beat it. All three of you. And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur, please, just give us... do us a favor. Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit. We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes. Anything.
00:56:04Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man. We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah. Yeah, we did. And look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:29You fucking touched me.
00:56:30Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it! I will, I swear!
00:56:36A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:40I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland, with your approval.
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:55Call me Tilly, and whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:57:0180%.
00:57:02Come on, that's insane!
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:16Be.
00:57:17My.
00:57:18Husband.
00:57:25The bounty of toys is here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:40Um, you know, maybe I can work with 80%?
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:50I want to try something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist, and you be the sadist.
00:58:03I need to run, I need to hide, as long as young, I'll make it safe.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected. Rescue required. Subject must be claimed as spouse. Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:31I've got blood on my head. You shouldn't be afraid.
00:58:38Here. Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51Alright, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bottles.
00:58:57Hmm. No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself with my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I want to meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered. Reward issued. Anti-radiation serum. Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum? And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical. Immediate treatment required.
00:59:35The devil in disguise.
00:59:41No need.
00:59:58Karen. Hold on.
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:04Come here!
01:00:05Help me! Let her go!
01:00:07Help me!
01:00:12I'm mad!
01:00:14I'm mad!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:30No!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode! She lost control!
01:00:52Let me...
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:08Karen!
01:01:08Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16Look at me! I can't get hard like this!
01:01:19Ah!
01:01:20Ah!
01:01:21Ah!
01:01:23Ah!
01:01:27Ah!
01:01:31Ah!
01:01:33Ah!
01:01:34Ah!
01:01:35Ah!
01:01:36Ah!
01:01:37Ah!
01:01:40Ah!
01:01:40Ah!
01:01:41Ah!
01:01:41Oh my God!
01:01:42Hey!
01:01:43Karen?
01:01:45She's, she's, she's opening me!
01:01:47What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No, Karen!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:53Warning!
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate!
01:02:00No!
01:02:02Karen, come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:04Karen, stay with me!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:06Come on!
01:02:06Stay with me!
01:02:07Come on, Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:13Please, Karen!
01:02:14Karen, wake up!
01:02:16Spouse life status, Karen, zero percent!
01:02:20Post-death in ten seconds!
01:02:22Ah!
01:02:23Ah!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:24Come on, Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:27I'm out of options!
01:02:29Please, let this work!
01:02:30Karen!
01:02:31Come on, Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Stay with me!
01:02:36Karen!
01:02:45Oh!
01:02:49Karen!
01:02:50Come on, Karen!
01:02:52Come on, Karen!
01:02:55Oh!
01:02:59Fuck!
01:03:00Oh!
01:03:01Ah!
01:03:02Oh!
01:03:03Oh!
01:03:04Yeah!
01:03:07Are you okay?
01:03:08You're okay.
01:03:09Oh, my God.
01:03:10Oh, my God.
01:03:13Griffin.
01:03:14I'm so sorry.
01:03:15Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:43It actually worked.
01:03:46Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:50Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel-aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Oh, my God.
01:04:16Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit.
01:04:21Huh?
01:04:21Trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skid rocks!
01:04:50Go, no!
01:04:51I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Go!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:04:54Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste, line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34I'll be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I laid down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10That's for you guys.
01:06:12Money salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%.
01:06:2330%.
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:27Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:02I'mma rule the world.
01:07:03I'mma rule the world.
01:07:04Yeah, yeah.
01:07:05I'mma rule the world.
01:07:06I'mma rule the world, yeah.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask?
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Count sun, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress, 47%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe, we should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17We're doing the Queen's work.
01:09:18Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:18Just pay, pay.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21We're doing Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:30What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:33These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you.
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:05You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is going to be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first?
01:11:27I'm not going to, I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:31The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:52Hmm.
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Huh.
01:11:59Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:03All right, Raymond, Frank, I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it, I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm going to have my horny boys back here.
01:12:26Fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:12:28And I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:52Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right.
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked them to drape piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:14:27It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So, you made up your mind yet?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously he's setting the checks.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Oh, oh, oh!
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's imbalkable.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Miss me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:10See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:18Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of them.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Raymond.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:01I'm her husband.
01:17:04He said I'm her husband.
01:17:06He's his turn.
01:17:07Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his spine.
01:17:10So hard in years.
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:33Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the plates.
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Chewie, we're almost there.
01:18:21Most feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:51You, hey, hey, you.
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Got it!
01:19:04Fucking kill me!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly, you're just in time.
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Link, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:08We did.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13All of it's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15And this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:19His wife.
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:20:25Whoa, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:42Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:47Literally, a scavenger.
01:20:53He is my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58Those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know...
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur, please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:09Horace, throw him out.
01:22:11Whip.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:22:24No!
01:22:25No!
01:22:25You don't understand!
01:22:28Get up!
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off!
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:33I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:55What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10We found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are going to make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur!
01:25:10Come out!
01:25:10I know you're in there!
01:25:12I bring your bitches with you!
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us?
01:25:16Well, we've come to return the favor!
01:25:18You're surrounded!
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit!
01:25:22Come on!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day!
01:25:45I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:47But get to the basement now!
01:25:49No!
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me!
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:17Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:12Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28Okay.
01:27:28You got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine.
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47All right.
01:27:49You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker.
01:28:05Oh, shit.
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31Baby.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling.
01:28:40Don't forget.
01:28:42You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey.
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:50All right, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:54I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0260%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:07You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:07You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:08You ain't seen nothing yet.
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