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00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
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08:05The right hand, the ring for the bean and the bell for the toast
08:09See that he pulls out wherever he be
08:12God is a monkey, God is a monkey
08:15God is a we give in it, we give in the monkey man
08:18Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
08:21Give up the girl, give up the monkey man
08:27Give up the girl, give up the monkey man
08:36I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week
08:43Our forces have now escalated operations
08:47An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane
08:51Have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital
08:55Any casualties?
08:56None
08:56Enemy forces attempted to mount a counterattack
08:59But one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage
09:03Were successfully shot down by our Harriers
09:06I think we can confidently say
09:09The tide has turned
09:12And the recapture of the Falkland Islands
09:16Is within reach
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today
09:22I hope you rolled out the red carpet
09:23Why would I do that?
09:25Everyone was against us going to the Falklands
09:26But she believed we could pull it off
09:28And now victory is within sight
09:30Her victory
09:32And she's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do
09:35Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively
09:39After years of incompetence and mismanagement
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again
09:48Which infuriated me
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher?
09:52Or the public to stand ten feet further back at engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public
09:59And have learnt so much from them
10:01You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us
10:0525 years ago
10:06We were given the advice to be more transparent
10:09Accessible
10:09To lower the drawbridge
10:12It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again
10:22Right
10:23Gloves on
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet
10:30But no questions
10:31No actual conversation
10:33No ma'am
10:34Right
10:34Let's get this over with
10:53Do you still find time to be?
11:14I always brought up by a Victorian grandmother
11:17You were taught to work jolly hard
11:19You were taught to improve yourself
11:21You were taught self-reliance
11:24You were taught to live within your income
11:26You were taught that cleanliness was next to God's house
11:29Megan
11:30Name
11:31Bombed, James Bombed
11:32Any work in the past two weeks?
11:36International espionage agent
11:37You know, intelligence work
11:38Counterintelligence
11:40Assassination
11:44Twat
11:45I've got a question for you
11:46Who's your boss?
11:48I want to make a complaint
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly
11:51Please speak to your Member of Parliament
11:52Who can refer you to the Parliamentary Ombudsman
11:56Oh
12:00You know you're the fucking swat
12:07While your process with the rest of the economy works its way through them
12:10One of the consequences appears to be very high unemployment
12:14Unemployment which is rising
12:15Now, can I put it this way?
12:19It's like a nurse looking after an ill patient
12:21Which is the better nurse?
12:23The one who smothers the patient with sympathy
12:26Never mind
12:27There, there
12:28You just lie back
12:30I'll bring you all your meals
12:31I'll bring you papers
12:32There, there
12:33You just lie back
12:34I'll look after you
12:36Or the nurse who says
12:37Now, come on
12:38Now, just shake out of it
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground
12:43And took a few steps
12:44That's right, dear
12:45That's right
12:46Now, get back and take a few more tomorrow
12:49Which do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds bother you, Mrs. Hacker
13:16How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan
13:19I wanted to talk to someone about the system
13:22Which system?
13:24This system, Britain
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30Um, it's unfair
13:32And a disgrace
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed
13:36What do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently
13:42Perhaps because
13:44Instead of investing in new homes
13:46Which I could then paint and decorate
13:48Devil woman here is spending it all
13:50On a completely unnecessary war
13:52Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war
13:56Do you know what it costs?
13:57I know precisely
13:58The government has published the figures
14:00Why would you spend over three billion pounds on a war against total strangers
14:07Rather than looking after your own family?
14:09Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands was an illegal act by a foreign power
14:14Because General Galtieri is a criminal and a fascist
14:18And because the Falkland Islanders are British subjects living on British sovereign territory
14:24But thank you for your observations
14:26Which I will note
14:27No, you won't
14:28Yes, I will
14:30No, you won't
14:38Noted, Mr. Fagan
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:43It's like being in Turkey
14:44Or Iraq
14:45She's my boss
14:46I'm your boss
14:47I'm a constituent
14:48Did you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking
14:51Forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss
14:53Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party to which I belong
14:57And so I think of her as my boss
15:00You fancy her?
15:01What?
15:02I have dirty thoughts
15:02I bet you do
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for
15:05I haven't finished
15:08If you still wish to register your protest
15:11I suggest you do so via the ballot box
15:13Or peacefully in the street
15:14As is your right in a civilised democracy
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her
15:19Who do I speak to?
15:20The leader of the opposition
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her in the House of Commons twice a week
15:26Failing that, the Queen
15:28She has a private audience with the Prime Minister every Tuesday
15:31Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:38Guard!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:43Bunch!
16:01Her Majesty the Queen here
16:03taking the royal salute
16:04the key moment
16:05in this the Queen's
16:06annual birthday parade
16:15As members of the
16:16household division
16:17troop their colour
16:18those watching at home
16:19as well as some lucky
16:20members of the public
16:21invited to attend
16:22come together
16:23as one nation
16:24in celebration
16:25of this joyous event
16:28I don't need to tell
16:30that I am the minister
16:31and this government
16:32are desperate to concern
16:33Number 72
16:34the growth in industry
16:36and policy
16:36will create work
16:39application for single
16:40payment to cover
16:41home improvements
16:42Yep
16:43Can you give me
16:44a little more information?
16:46Okay
16:46my wife has left me
16:49Alright
16:49I went to see
16:51social services
16:52to mediate
16:53because I want my kids
16:54to spend time with me
16:55Alright
16:57But they've seen the flat
16:59and said it needs
17:00improving
17:01there's water damage
17:02I want to fix it
17:04You're not the primary tenant
17:06My wife's the primary tenant
17:08but she's left
17:09I just explained
17:12You'd have to be the primary tenant
17:13at that address
17:14before we could even consider
17:15paying for the damages
17:16Have you tried talking to the council?
17:19No
17:20they told me speak to you
17:22Look
17:23if this doesn't get sorted
17:24I don't get to see my kids
17:28You're going to have to take that
17:29out of the council
17:30So
17:30made on a precious
17:31and the foreign jets
17:33we inherited
26:40Yes, ma'am.
26:49Come here.
27:11Chris! Chris!
27:14Go see your mum.
27:15That's my daughter!
27:32What are you kids?
27:34You're scared of me!
27:38You had enough!
27:39You had enough!
27:48Go on, Mike!
27:51It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.
27:53Leave us alone.
27:55We don't need you in our lives!
28:24In light of the incident that occurred at around 3pm last Thursday, a decision has been taken that your children
28:32should remain in the permanent care of their mother.
28:37Furthermore, it has been deemed to be in the children's best interests that you should no longer have any contact
28:43with them.
28:44Do you understand?
28:56Last night, our forces reached the outskirts of Port Stanley, and in response, large numbers of Argentine forces threw down
29:06their arms.
29:07The Argentines are now reported to be flying white flags of surrender.
29:14With Britain's victory in the conflict now seemingly assured, the Queen has returned to Buckingham Palace ahead of her regular
29:20audience with the Prime Minister.
29:22It's all right.
29:59When we started out, there were the waverers and the faint-hearted,
30:06the people who believed we could no longer do the things we once did, well, they were wrong.
30:14Do anything else?
30:14No, thank you.
30:15Britain has a newfound confidence, and we will not look back.
30:24Mrs. Thatcher was in jubilant mood this afternoon as she told MPs that the future of the Falkland Islands would
30:30now rest solely in British hands.
30:32Britain's primacy had been re-established, she said, and then she issued this warning.
30:38Let every nation know that where there is British sovereign territory, it will be well and truly defended.
30:44The statement was met with loud applause.
30:47Mrs. Thatcher has seen a dramatic surge in her personal popularity, according to the latest polls.
31:04It is.
32:22Morning.
32:24You took your time.
32:26Anything to recall?
32:30Quite none.
32:32Graveyard shift, isn't it?
32:38I'll see you tomorrow.
33:39I'll see you tomorrow.
34:03I'll see you tomorrow.
34:11Good morning, Bobo.
34:16What are you doing?
34:17It's still too early.
34:28All right, if you insist.
34:42Who are you?
34:44My name is Michael.
34:45Out, get out.
34:46I promise you have nothing to fear from me.
34:48There is an armed police from outside this door.
34:50No, there isn't.
34:52Hello?
34:57What do you want if it's money?
34:58I don't want money.
34:59I don't want anything.
35:00I just want to talk to you.
35:02That's all.
35:03To tell you what's going on in the country.
35:07Because either you don't know or you don't care.
35:09Of course I care.
35:11I care very deeply indeed.
35:14What a thing to say.
35:14Don't do that.
35:15Please.
35:16Don't you dare touch me.
35:17Hello?
35:18Help!
35:18Stop it.
35:21Just give me a minute, will you?
35:24Sort myself out.
35:25I say what I've got to say and then I'll go.
35:31You don't have a cigarette any, do you?
35:32No.
35:33Filthy habit.
35:34I know, I know.
35:46I just thought it might be good for you to meet someone normal who can tell it to you, you
35:52know, as it is.
35:53I meet normal people all the time.
35:55No, you don't.
35:56Everyone you meet's on best behaviour.
35:58Bowing and scraping.
36:00That's not normal.
36:01And this is normal?
36:02It could be.
36:02If I ever calm down.
36:07You're bleeding.
36:09Am I?
36:10I must have cut myself.
36:16Where do I, um...
36:17Bathroom.
36:18That door.
36:19Nothing.
36:34That door.
36:36Sure.
36:40That door.
37:07All right.
37:20The richest woman in the world, but look, it's not even electric.
37:24What?
37:25Your toothbrush.
37:26But that's the thing about this place.
37:28It's even posher than you'd think, and yet more run down.
37:31Run down?
37:32Oh, yeah.
37:33Corridors and staterooms.
37:35Shocking.
37:37Shocking.
37:42Chip paint.
37:43Peeling wallpaper.
37:45Stains.
37:45Decorator.
37:46Can't help those in.
37:47Is that what you do?
37:49Paint a decorator.
37:50You should hire me.
37:56You might need a glazer, too.
37:59I broke a window this time.
38:01Last time was you, too?
38:03Yeah.
38:04What is the matter with you?
38:05This is private property.
38:06No, it's not estate property.
38:09Either way, you're trespassing.
38:10Which isn't a crime.
38:11Not if I don't steal anything.
38:13You stole a bottle of wine last time.
38:17I need to work up the courage to speak to you, because I've tried everything else.
38:22Writing letters, speaking to my MP, a fat lot of good any of that did.
38:28Mirage of democracy.
38:30So, I've come to you, the head of state.
38:35You're my last resort.
38:36Someone who can actually do something.
38:40What is it you'd like me to do?
38:41Save us all.
38:42From her.
38:44Who?
38:45Thatcher.
38:46She's destroying the country.
38:48We've got more than three million unemployed.
38:51That's more than at any time since the Great Depression.
38:53Doesn't that bother you?
38:54Yes, it bothers me greatly.
38:56But there's nothing I personally can do about it.
38:58When you've been in my position as long as I have, you see how quickly and how often
39:03a nation's fortunes can change.
39:06Joblessness, recession, crises, war.
39:09All of these things have a way of correcting themselves.
39:14Countries bounce back.
39:15People do.
39:17Because they simply have to.
39:18That's what I thought.
39:20That I'd bounce back.
39:22And then I didn't.
39:24First the work dried up.
39:26Then my confidence dried up.
39:30Then the love in my wife's eyes dried up.
39:36And then you begin to wonder, you know, where's it gone?
39:40Not just your confidence or your happiness, but your...
39:47They say I have mental health problems now.
39:50I don't.
39:50I'm just poor.
40:02Well, the state can help with all of this.
40:04What state?
40:05The state has gone.
40:08She's dismantled it, along with all the other things we thought we could depend on growing
40:12up.
40:12A sense of community.
40:13A sense of, you know, obligation to one another.
40:17A sense of kindness.
40:19It's all disappearing.
40:21I think you're exaggerating.
40:24People still show kindness to one another.
40:26And they still pay their taxes to the state.
40:28And she spends that money on an unnecessary war and declares the feel-good factor is back
40:36again.
40:37In the meantime, all the things that really make us feel good, the right to work, the right
40:42to be ill, the right to be old, the right to be frail, be human, gone.
40:54You may think you're off the hook, but she's got her eye on your job too.
40:57Let me tell you, you'll be out of work soon.
40:59Let me assure you, Mrs Thatcher is an all-too-committed monarchist.
41:03Yeah, but she has an appetite for power, which is presidential.
41:05And in this country, a president and a head of state cannot coexist.
41:10Mark my words.
41:11She's put us out of work.
41:12She's quietly putting you out of work.
41:15Who's that?
41:16That'll be my morning tea.
41:17They come at this time.
41:19Come in.
41:25Are you all right, ma'am?
41:26Yes, quite all right.
41:28But you might ask the policeman to come in.
41:46Have you come far?
41:48York way.
41:51Just behind King's Cross.
41:52Lovely.
41:56Is it lovely?
41:58No, not particularly.
42:06Is there anything else you'd like to say to me?
42:20No.
42:30I do hope they don't make things too difficult for you, in light of all this.
42:39Well, goodbye.
42:43Don't touch her.
42:44It's all right.
42:47I shall bear in mind what you've said.
43:05Now, perhaps that cup of tea.
43:07Yes, ma'am.
43:30The Home Office has confirmed that a man successfully breached Buckingham Palace security,
43:35and entered the Queen's bedroom, not once, but twice.
43:39An investigation into this unprecedented failure has already begun,
43:43and more details were given this afternoon to an incredulous House of Commons.
43:47Is the Home Secretary not aware that the British public is really very shocked and stagged
43:55that this event could have occurred?
43:57And that the Home Secretary's reference to security not being satisfactory
44:03must be the understatement of the year.
44:06I would say that no one is likely to have been more shocked and staggered than I was.
44:11I think that what we've got to await to hear,
44:14and to hear, we've got to await Mr. Dillon's report.
44:26On behalf of the government and the Metropolitan Police, I am so sorry.
44:32It is a national embarrassment that the Queen of the United Kingdom
44:37should be subjected to troublemakers and malcontents who feel at liberty to resort to violence.
44:44Oh, but he wasn't violent.
44:46In fact, the only person Mr. Fagin hurt in the course of his break-in was himself.
44:51And while he may be a troubled soul, I don't think he's entirely to blame for his troubles,
44:57being a victim of unemployment, which is now more than twice what it was
45:01when you came into office just three years ago.
45:03If unemployment is temporarily high, ma'am,
45:07then it is a necessary side effect of the medicine we are administering to the British economy.
45:13But shouldn't we be careful that this medicine, like some dreadful chemotherapy,
45:18doesn't kill the very patient it is intended to heal?
45:21If people like Mr. Fagin are struggling, do we not have a collective duty to help them?
45:27What of our moral economy?
45:30If we are to turn this country around,
45:34we really must abandon outdated and misguided notions of collective duty.
45:42There are individual men and women and there are families.
45:48Self-interested people who are trying to better themselves.
45:52That is the engine that fires a nation.
45:57My father didn't have the state to rely on, should his business fail.
46:02It was the risk of ruin and his duty to his family that drove him to succeed.
46:09Perhaps not everyone is as remarkable as your father.
46:13Oh, you see, that is where you and I differ.
46:17I say they have it within them to be.
46:22Even someone like Mr. Fagin?
46:25Mr. Fagin is another matter.
46:30Two different doctors have reached the conclusion he is suffering from a schizophrenic illness.
46:35If he is spared criminal prosecution on account of his condition,
46:39then a nice, secure mental hospital will ensure he will not be a danger any longer.
46:47Now, if you will excuse me, I really must go.
46:51Where to?
46:52To the Victory Parade.
46:55At the City of London.
46:58A Victory Parade?
46:59Yes, ma'am.
47:01We have just won a war.
47:14Good morning from outside the Royal Exchange in the City of London.
47:18And on the saluting base, the Lord Mayor and the Prime Minister waving.
47:23On the Lord Mayor's right, on his left, our right, is Admiral the Freakster Terence.
47:29The Prime Minister taking the salute instead of the Sovereign, doesn't that bother you?
47:32Ready to see the grave?
47:35No, I can't say it does.
47:37It's her moment. Let her enjoy it.
47:42It's interesting.
47:44What?
47:45How much it clearly bothers you.
47:47I think that woman's getting ahead of herself.
47:50And now, this increased security.
47:52Oh, she's trying to protect you.
47:54From what?
47:56From lunatics.
47:57Normal people, my subjects.
47:59Come on.
48:01That man was clearly a lunatic.
48:04And a fool.
48:05Yes, but in the best sense.
48:07Like Leah's fool.
48:09Don't get all...
48:11Shakespearean with me.
48:24I'm sorry that I wasn't there to protect you.
48:29I feel terrible.
48:32But you're there by my side all the time.
48:35And do much more than keep me safe.
48:37But thank you.
48:42I expect Mr. Fagin is rather relieved he didn't come through that window and land on your bed.
48:49Yes.
48:51That would have been a very different conversation.
48:56Yes.
49:20I said I see no joy.
49:22I see only sorrow.
49:23I see no chance of your bright future tomorrow.
49:26So stand down, Margaret.
49:28Stand down, please.
49:29Stand down, Margaret.
49:31I say stand down, Margaret.
49:33Stand down, please.
49:35Stand down, Margaret.
49:37You tell me how can it work in this old white law.
49:40Watch a short chap, listen, watch a third world war.
49:43Stand down, Margaret.
49:45Stand down, please.
49:46Stand down, Margaret.
49:49I say stand down, Margaret.
49:50Stand down, please.
49:52Stand down, Margaret.
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