00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
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06:10All right, then, lads, let's get on with this.
06:12As soon as you finish, as soon as we're in the pub.
06:15All right, mate.
06:1628, babe.
06:1728, babe.
06:2028, babe.
06:23Come over my life.
06:45I might just have breakfast.
06:49I'm having a guest.
06:59I'm staying.
07:07What are you doing?
07:09I told you never to come here.
07:10I need to talk to you about the flat.
07:12Not tonight, Michael.
07:15How are the kids?
07:16They're fine.
07:17Now go.
07:23Who's that twat?
07:24Don't be rude.
07:24Who is it?
07:25Someone who works for a living and looks after your kids.
07:28Now go.
07:29He's a fucking twat.
07:30You're a fucking twat.
07:31Michael, I mean it.
07:32Don't start tonight.
07:32Do you want some?
07:33Maybe I do.
07:34Yeah?
07:35Maybe you're not worth it.
07:36Well, maybe you haven't got any balls.
07:38No, God.
07:39Shut up.
07:39Fucking balls.
07:41I've got balls.
07:42Let me tell you something else.
07:43She, she knows all about my balls.
07:45That's enough out of you, all right?
07:47Don't start, Michael.
07:49Fucking do it.
07:50Fucking do it.
07:51Fucking do it.
07:54Fucking do it.
07:55Fucking do it.
07:58You're fucking kidding.
08:00You're fucking kidding.
08:02You're fucking kidding.
08:05You got to do it.
08:08It's a fucking monkey man.
08:18I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:43our forces have now escalated operations. An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane have
08:51successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital. Any casualties? None. Enemy forces attempted
08:58to mount a counterattack, but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully shot
09:04down by our Harriers. I think we can confidently say the tide has turned and the recapture of
09:14the Falkland Islands is within reach. The Prime Minister came to see me today. I hope you rolled
09:23out the red carpet. Why would I do that? Everyone was against us going to the Falklands,
09:26but she believed we could pull it off, and now victory is within sight. Her victory.
09:32She's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do. Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again, which infuriated me. Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher? Or the public to stand ten feet further back
09:54at engagements? I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public and have learnt so much
10:00from them. You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us. 25 years ago, we were given the
10:07advice to be more transparent, accessible, to lower the drawbridge. It doesn't feel right
10:13to be pulling it out again.
10:23Right. Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet.
10:30But no questions. No actual conversation. No, ma'am.
10:34Right. Let's get this over with.
10:46How's it Mr. Farrell?
10:48Let's go.
10:51What do you do?
10:52I'll say something.
10:53Let's go.
10:55Thank you for the issues here today.
10:58You'd be in.
11:00The Vice President of the People.
11:02We need substitute duties, sir.
11:04Do you still find time to make gigs?
11:18you were taught to improve yourself you were taught self-reliance you were taught to live
11:26you were taught that cleanliness was next to god's house megan name uh bombed james bombed any work in
11:34the past two weeks international espionage agent you know intelligence work counterintelligence
11:43assassination twat i've got a question for you who's your boss i want to make a complaint if you
11:49feel you've been treated unfairly please speak to your member of parliament who can refer you to
11:54the parliamentary ombudsman oh you know you're the fucking swat while your process with the rest of
12:09the economy works its way through them one of the consequences appears to be very high unemployment
12:14unemployment which is rising now it's a kind of put it this way it's like a nurse looking after an
12:21ill patient which is the better nurse the one who smothers the patient with sympathy never mind
12:27yet there there you just lie back i'll bring you all your meals i'll bring you papers there there you
12:33just lie back i'll look after you or the nurse who says now come on i'll just shake out of
12:40it i know
12:40you had an operation yesterday it's time you put your feet to the ground and took a few steps that's
12:45right now get back and take a few more tomorrow which do you think is the better nurse well i
12:52know which
13:16how can i help mr fagan i wanted to talk to someone about the
13:22system which system this system britain what is it about the system that bothers you um it's unfair
13:31and a disgrace it says here you're currently unemployed what do you do normally i'm a painter
13:39decorator but there's not a lot of work around recently perhaps because instead of investing in
13:46new homes which i could then paint and decorate devil woman here is spending it all on a completely
13:51unnecessary war well i have to tell you that i fully support the war do you know what it costs
13:57i know precisely the government has published the figures why would you spend over three billion pounds
14:05on a war against total strangers rather than looking after your own family because the invasion
14:11of the falkland islands was an illegal act by a foreign power because general galtieri is a criminal
14:17and a fascist and because the falkland islanders are british subjects living on british sovereign
14:23territory but thank you for your observations which i will note no you won't yes i will no you won't
14:39noted mr fagan do you really need to have a picture of her in here it's like being in turkey
14:44or iraq she's my boss i'm your boss i'm a constituent did you vote for me you must be joking
14:51forgive me if i don't think of you as my boss margaret thatcher is the leader of the conservative
14:56party to which i belong and so i think of her as my boss you fancier what have dirty thoughts
15:02i bet
15:03you do i'm afraid that's all we have time for i haven't finished if you still wish to register your
15:11protest i suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully in the street as is your right in
15:15a
15:15civilized democracy but if i want to talk to someone about her who do i speak to the leader of
15:21the opposition he has the opportunity to put questions to her in the house of commons twice
15:26a week failing that the queen she has a private audience with the prime minister every tuesday
15:31why don't you drop in at buckingham palace to ask her
15:40guard by the left quick
16:01a majesty the queen here taking the royal salute the key moment in this the queen's annual birthday parade
16:15as members of the household division troop their color those watching at home as well as some lucky
16:20members of the public invited to attend come together as one nation in celebration of this joyous event
16:39application for single payment to cover home improvements yep can you give me a little more
16:44information okay my wife has left me all right i went to see social services to mediate because i want
16:54my kids to spend time with me all right but they've seen the flat and said it needs improving
17:01there's water damage i want to fix it you're not the primary tenant my wife's the primary tenant but
17:08she's left i just explained you'd have to be the primary tenant at that address before we could even
17:15consider paying for the damages have you tried talking to the council no they told me speak to you
17:22look if this doesn't get sorted i don't get to see my kids
17:28you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:30you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:30you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:31you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:32you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:32you're gonna have to take that out of the council
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17:46you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:49you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:51you're gonna have to take that out of the council
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