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00:00:03Leona Sherwood, come home with a husband next week, or I will pick one for you.
00:00:07Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:00:10Bring the girl and the wand to me, or I am going to sell your little sister off.
00:00:15This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:00:17I'm going to have some fun.
00:00:19You sure about this marriage thing?
00:00:21Now, where is my wand?
00:00:23It's complicated.
00:00:25He's been lying this whole time.
00:00:27I need to tell her the truth.
00:00:29You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:00:32I can get it back.
00:00:34No, we're both going to go get it.
00:00:37I can't trust him, but my gut tells me this time it might be different.
00:00:43End of the line, witches.
00:00:44You would rather die, but let you take the horse.
00:00:47Get away from her.
00:00:48Eric!
00:00:53Now you're free.
00:00:54I don't want to be free.
00:00:57I want to be with you.
00:01:26Jesus!
00:01:27Mom!
00:01:29Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that, please?
00:01:32Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:01:35Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:01:46See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:01:51No, you should be more careful.
00:01:52The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:01:57Yeah.
00:01:58And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:02:04But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:10Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:02:13The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:02:17Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:02:21I know.
00:02:23Sorry.
00:02:24You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:02:28And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:02:34Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:02:38What?
00:02:38Mom, no.
00:02:40Please don't.
00:02:41Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:02:46Mom, please.
00:02:47Understand?
00:02:50Don't worry, Mom.
00:02:51I'm the responsible daughter, remember?
00:03:02Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:03:04This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:03:10For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:03:15I'm gonna have some fun.
00:03:30That would be $25.
00:03:33I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:03:37Right.
00:03:39It's on the house.
00:03:58There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:04:06Where the hell are you?
00:04:07I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old, man.
00:04:10Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:04:12Remember your mission.
00:04:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:04:20debts.
00:04:21You mean your debts.
00:04:22Quiet.
00:04:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:04:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:04:30Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:04:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:04:40Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:04:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it until then.
00:04:45You shut up and do as I say.
00:04:48Do you understand?
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:51I understand.
00:04:52Good!
00:04:53And you, keep practicing.
00:04:55You sound god-awful.
00:04:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:05:14It's two of us.
00:05:16You're saying you don't remember me?
00:05:18Who remembers shipping it into his dumb teens anyways?
00:05:20No way.
00:05:22Totally.
00:05:23I love that show.
00:05:24I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:05:26This is one of my favorites.
00:05:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:05:30But I think it's one of their best ones.
00:05:32Really?
00:05:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:05:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:05:44The wand of light.
00:05:46So it does exist.
00:05:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:05:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:05:53Why not?
00:05:55We're witches.
00:05:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:05:59Why can't true love?
00:06:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:06:04Lili Collins.
00:06:08Eric Phillips.
00:06:10Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:06:13Damn.
00:06:13He's hot.
00:06:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:06:15I deserve a little fun.
00:06:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:06:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:06:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:06:23Maybe.
00:06:42Okay, Svenson.
00:06:43Don't fuck this up.
00:06:58Eric.
00:06:59Motherfucking Svenson.
00:07:01Excuse me?
00:07:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:07:04And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:07:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:07:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:07:11I know exactly who you are.
00:07:13I know exactly who you are.
00:07:26You know who she is?
00:07:28I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:07:32Hmm.
00:07:43You nervous?
00:07:45Not at all.
00:07:47You can always vote, you know.
00:07:48No.
00:07:49I'd hate to send you home empty handed.
00:07:53Not a chance.
00:07:55I'm here to wait.
00:07:57You sure?
00:07:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:02I am very focused.
00:08:06Hmm.
00:08:07Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:08:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:08:13I call.
00:08:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:08:18But don't worry.
00:08:20I'll let you go another round.
00:08:22Once I beat you.
00:08:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:08:29Eric?
00:08:49I've wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:08:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:08:56Do you want me to stop?
00:09:12What's he?
00:09:13Let him watch.
00:09:15Give him a show.
00:09:28Please don't stop.
00:09:30Use your words.
00:09:33Tell me what you want.
00:09:34I want your tongue inside me.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:38That's a good girl.
00:09:44Eric.
00:09:49Wait.
00:09:49Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:09:52Was that some kind of vision?
00:09:57No.
00:09:58That was from him.
00:10:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:10:10Beginner Lux.
00:10:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:10:14No can do.
00:10:15I have a date with a...
00:10:17very pretty lady.
00:10:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:10:30It is Vegas.
00:10:32Isn't that part of the fun?
00:10:45No.
00:10:46No.
00:10:46It wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:53Hmm.
00:10:53It's very distracting.
00:10:56Well, you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:11:01I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:11:13Eric, there are people.
00:11:14And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:11:20I should stop.
00:11:21This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:11:24You know, you were right before.
00:11:25I'm not who I say I am.
00:11:27And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:11:31But I am...
00:11:32Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:11:35For once in my life, I...
00:11:38I just want to forget about everything.
00:11:41Just live in the moment.
00:11:43And I think you...
00:11:46can help me do that.
00:11:54Remove the camouflage.
00:11:56I want you to see you.
00:11:59The real you.
00:12:01But then you'll know who I am.
00:12:03I already know who you are.
00:12:06The real you...
00:12:08wants to let go.
00:12:14No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:12:17He really wants me.
00:12:19The real me.
00:12:20Fuck.
00:12:22You are gorgeous.
00:12:26I want you, Eric.
00:12:30I need you.
00:12:34Spread your legs for me.
00:12:39Keep your eyes open.
00:12:42I want you to watch yourself come...
00:12:46all over my fingers.
00:12:51Keep your eyes open.
00:12:56I can't.
00:12:58I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:13:00They can't if you stay quiet.
00:13:03Keep your eyes open.
00:13:04Or else not.
00:13:09That's a good girl.
00:13:11Look down at my head.
00:13:18I can't.
00:13:20I can't.
00:13:21Just relax.
00:13:23I can't, Eric.
00:13:26It's okay.
00:13:27Don't think.
00:13:30Just kill.
00:13:31Tell me anything.
00:13:32I can't.
00:13:33You feel so good.
00:13:35You feel so good.
00:13:42I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:13:47I said I'm going to make you come.
00:13:49I'll beat you there.
00:13:51I'm going to go down.
00:13:53I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:13:56Five.
00:13:58Four.
00:14:00Three.
00:14:02Two.
00:14:05Four.
00:14:26I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:14:31I think this is your floor.
00:14:39I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
00:14:43If you decide that you want more, I'll see you there.
00:14:56How does he know what floor I was on?
00:15:03So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:15:08What about you?
00:15:10Me?
00:15:12I'm the responsible sister.
00:15:15The boring one, if you will.
00:15:18And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:15:20All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:15:23I don't believe you.
00:15:24I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:15:27Oh, come on.
00:15:30Come on.
00:15:32It's Vegas.
00:15:33Let me be your bad influence.
00:15:35Just for tonight.
00:15:38So, any bad ideas?
00:15:45Just one.
00:15:52What are you doing?
00:16:09No games.
00:16:11Just fuck me already.
00:16:12I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:16:14Consider me wooed.
00:16:15Then we could take it slow?
00:16:17Well, your lips say one thing.
00:16:19But your body says something else.
00:16:32Wait.
00:16:34Shit.
00:16:36I almost lost my cool.
00:16:38I gotta remember the plan.
00:16:41Oh, my God.
00:16:43I can't believe I just did that.
00:16:44That was so embarrassing.
00:16:45This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:16:47That was way too much.
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50You're never too much.
00:16:51You don't understand, Eric.
00:16:53Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:16:56Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:58Tonight's about you.
00:17:00Remember?
00:17:00Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:17:03Do something that you want to do.
00:17:05Something no one would expect.
00:17:07Maybe he's right.
00:17:09I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:17:15For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:17:20She spotted the chapel.
00:17:22Just like I planned.
00:17:26So, are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:17:29It's only temporary.
00:17:31Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:17:33The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:17:37So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:17:40I'm ready if you're ready.
00:17:43Come on.
00:17:46Let's go.
00:17:52You're nervous?
00:17:55Just never been married before.
00:18:04It's my sister.
00:18:05I need to take this.
00:18:06Oh, yeah.
00:18:07Take your time.
00:18:08Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:18:10Hey, mama.
00:18:11Let's get some flowers for you.
00:18:12Come on.
00:18:12Let's do it.
00:18:14You need to come home.
00:18:15Now.
00:18:16I can't.
00:18:17Secret.
00:18:18Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:18:19He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:18:23He looks at me weird.
00:18:24It really freaks me out.
00:18:25You were my big brother, E.
00:18:27I need you.
00:18:28Here.
00:18:29Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:18:30But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:18:34Okay?
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:40Is everything okay?
00:18:42Yeah.
00:18:45Yeah, it's fine.
00:18:48You, uh, you sure about this?
00:18:51It's only temporary.
00:18:53Come on.
00:18:54We'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:59Let's go.
00:19:14Right.
00:19:15Only temporary.
00:19:17Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:19:23But she doesn't know that.
00:19:24And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:19:28Is your sister okay?
00:19:30Is something wrong?
00:19:33Nothing's wrong.
00:19:34We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:19:37What could possibly be wrong?
00:19:40All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:19:44Let's get this show started.
00:19:46Woo!
00:20:13This is it.
00:20:15I have the Wand of Light.
00:20:17The most powerful object in the world.
00:20:19If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:20:24Set Sigrid and I free.
00:20:32But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:48What are you doing?
00:20:49Woo!
00:20:58Shit!
00:21:16I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:21:18Be back soon.
00:21:28It's only temporary, okay, and old magic is weak.
00:21:32The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:21:35Hmm, that's weird.
00:21:37The mark should have worn off by now.
00:21:47So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:21:53No, it's complicated.
00:21:57Complicated?
00:21:58Or distracted?
00:22:00You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:22:06You're a Svensson.
00:22:07Act like one.
00:22:09Eric is a Svensson?
00:22:12I married my family's worst enemy?
00:22:15I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:22:17Then stop hesitating.
00:22:19If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:22:24So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:22:38He's been lying this whole time.
00:22:45I need to tell her the truth.
00:22:49You lying piece of troll shit!
00:22:52You didn't want me, you just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:57I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:59You still lied to me, Eric.
00:23:01You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:23:03That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:23:05Okay, I did, but that was before we-
00:23:07Why before?
00:23:07Before you decided to mess with me?
00:23:10Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:23:12I'm not trying to ruin your family, I'm trying to save mine!
00:23:15I know all about you, Svensons!
00:23:18All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want!
00:23:23I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:23:29The hand fast mark, it'll fade!
00:23:31Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:23:34The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:23:36Not that part.
00:23:37Not with you.
00:23:39It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:23:40You will never, ever get the wand!
00:23:45Lily, what?
00:23:47When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:24:04So, that didn't happen.
00:24:08My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:24:12Then a month went by.
00:24:15Then...
00:24:16Well...
00:24:20See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:24:23It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:24:26Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:24:33Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:24:39Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:24:47I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys.
00:24:53Nothing.
00:24:53Not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:25:08Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:25:11The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:25:16No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:25:22I just need one night...
00:25:23To sleep without...
00:25:26Thinking about him.
00:25:49Who are you?
00:25:51What do you want with the wand of light?
00:25:54Nothing.
00:25:54I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:26:00Payday?
00:26:01Someone sent you!
00:26:02Who?
00:26:03I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:26:06Sorry, sweetie.
00:26:08Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:26:24Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:26:27You're in over your head.
00:26:30I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:26:34Suit yourself.
00:26:39Suit yourself.
00:27:03Get off me! She has the wand!
00:27:06I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:27:11No!
00:27:15You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:27:18Who are you?
00:27:24The hand fast mark.
00:27:29Hello, wife.
00:27:30Miss me?
00:27:34What are you doing here?
00:27:36Well, you know I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role playing, but it looks like you
00:27:40were more into bondage.
00:27:42I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:27:43Shut up!
00:27:47You should be thanking me. I did just save your home.
00:27:50I'm thanking you. You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:27:54How did you even find me?
00:27:57Wait a minute.
00:27:59You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:28:02Maybe.
00:28:04Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:28:08Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:28:13here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:28:18Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:28:20Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:28:24I just... I need it. Okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:28:31Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:28:36hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:28:38Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:28:42No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:28:45I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:28:47It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:28:54I can get it back!
00:28:57Look, I know I don't deserve it. But just give me one more chance.
00:29:01I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:29:05the divorce spell.
00:29:06Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:29:10I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:29:14But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:29:25No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:29:28It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:29:33the wrong hands.
00:29:34And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:29:40the entire world?
00:29:42Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:29:46God, I hate when you call me that.
00:29:48Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:54Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:56Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:30:01You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:30:07Yeah, you're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:30:10We'll see.
00:30:16Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:30:21That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:30:24Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:30:28It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or four days.
00:30:31Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:30:36Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:30:42After this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:30:46We will do the divorce spell.
00:30:48Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:31:08You magicked a car here?
00:31:10This isn't just any car.
00:31:18This is Bessie.
00:31:19You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:31:25In a car without a roof?
00:31:27I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:31:33I could go by myself.
00:31:35If you trust me not to run away.
00:31:38Hmm.
00:31:39I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:31:42I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:31:45Then your chariot awaits.
00:31:48Wife.
00:31:50Wife.
00:32:07Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:32:23You're Svensson.
00:32:24You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:32:26Wait, why are we turning?
00:32:27We don't have any time.
00:32:28We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:32:31That circle is getting further and further away.
00:32:34Plus, it's getting dark.
00:32:35We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:32:36Why don't you just let me drive?
00:32:38Because you haven't slept either.
00:32:39Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:32:43What is with guys and cars?
00:32:45Jesus.
00:32:45No.
00:32:46I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:32:49My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:52Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:55The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:58Your family has issues.
00:33:00Finally.
00:33:01Something we can agree on.
00:33:03Was this your plan all along?
00:33:05Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:33:09divorce?
00:33:10Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:27You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:33:32even want to imagine the hex I'm gonna put on you.
00:33:40I promise.
00:33:41No funny business.
00:33:44Pinky promise.
00:34:04Good night to you, too.
00:34:07What?
00:34:11I promise.
00:34:14Good night to you, too.
00:34:20In Vegas
00:34:22You said you had a sister, right?
00:34:26Yeah
00:34:28Sigrid
00:34:30She didn't ask to be a Svensson
00:34:33She's different than us
00:34:35Better
00:34:36Not like you?
00:34:38No
00:34:40Not like me
00:34:41But you already know that
00:35:07You already know that
00:35:34Good morning, wife
00:35:37I told you not to call me
00:35:40You were saying something?
00:35:57What?
00:36:01How did you know I was awake?
00:36:04The husband always knows
00:36:10Well, if you don't mind
00:36:13I'm gonna shower
00:36:18No peeking
00:36:23Crossed my heart
00:36:25Hope to die
00:36:33I need to get a grip
00:36:35Some washboard ads and a cocky grin
00:36:38Aren't enough to make me fall for him
00:36:40I just need this one time
00:36:45To take the edge off
00:36:53I remember
00:36:55He touched me like this in Vegas
00:37:09Look, I'm so close
00:37:16That's it, Lily
00:37:18Be a good girl
00:37:19And go for it
00:37:26Are you ready?
00:37:31Are you ready?
00:37:32Okay
00:37:33Eric
00:37:48You said that you wouldn't look
00:37:52I don't need to look
00:37:53To know what you were doing
00:37:54While thinking about me
00:37:57God, you are so full of yourself
00:37:59Do I know what I heard?
00:38:02Say another word
00:38:03And I'll turn you into a frog
00:38:07Were you thinking about that time
00:38:09In Vegas
00:38:11Where I ate you out
00:38:12In the shower
00:38:14And you came so hard
00:38:15You almost crushed my skull
00:38:17Between your thighs
00:38:19I think about those times a lot
00:38:22Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all
00:38:49You still haven't even told me
00:38:50What you want the one for yet
00:38:52It's on a need-to-know basis
00:38:54Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:58I am your wife, after all
00:39:00Oh, now you remember you're my wife
00:39:02Funny how you only remember that
00:39:04When it's convenient for you
00:39:05I remember every time I think about
00:39:07How badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:39:08So all I am is a mistake
00:39:10If I remember right
00:39:12You're the one that suggested
00:39:13That we get hand-fast married
00:39:14Obviously that was before I knew
00:39:15About all your bullshit and lies
00:39:19Duty and responsibility
00:39:20Might not be a big deal in your family
00:39:22But in mine, it's huge
00:39:24See? There you go again
00:39:26Always worried about what your family wants
00:39:27It's never about what you want
00:39:29I follow the rules because I have to, Eric
00:39:32If I don't, I end up in situations like this
00:39:35Did you ever stop to think
00:39:37That maybe that's unfair?
00:39:38That maybe your ideas
00:39:40And their ideas are bullshit?
00:39:42You ever think of that?
00:39:44Spoken like a true Spinson
00:39:46Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart
00:39:48Not much longer, I can tell you that
00:40:08I'm gonna get some coffee
00:40:10It's being dark
00:40:11You really think you should be alone?
00:40:13So now that we're married
00:40:14You think you have to babysit me too?
00:40:20Fine, just don't take too long
00:40:25You got her in the car or what?
00:40:27Who?
00:40:28Don't play dumb with me, boy
00:40:30The little Sherwood witch you married
00:40:33Forgot to tell me about
00:40:35You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:40:37You did a good job of hiding it
00:40:39I'll give you that
00:40:40Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:40:43What's the end game here?
00:40:45You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand
00:40:47So you could pay off your debts
00:40:48What does she have to do with it?
00:40:49Because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:52I'll finally have all the leverage I need
00:40:54Over the Sherwood family
00:40:56When I tell them their pretty little heir
00:40:58Is my new daughter-in-law
00:41:00And then it'll be our family
00:41:02That gets to call the shots in the magic world
00:41:05So you just want to use her
00:41:07Like you use mom
00:41:08Like you're using your own daughter
00:41:10This is not a request, boy
00:41:12Bring the girl and the wand to me
00:41:14Or you will be stripped of your name
00:41:17Your magic, everything
00:41:18And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price
00:41:21For your mistakes
00:41:33This isn't right
00:41:34The trail should still be here
00:41:37Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:41:39Yeah, thank you
00:41:40Wait, how did you know my
00:41:43You
00:41:47But the map said that
00:41:49That's cute
00:41:50You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:58That wand is mine
00:42:03Not anymore, it's not
00:42:04And sadly, my employers need your powers too
00:42:07Employer?
00:42:10Hold still
00:42:12This will only hurt a bit
00:42:14No, stop
00:42:14Stop
00:42:22Get away from her
00:42:28Eric, the wand
00:42:42My magic
00:42:43My magic
00:42:43She took half of my magic, Eric
00:42:45You're okay
00:42:46I got you
00:42:47You're okay
00:42:48You're okay
00:42:51I don't understand
00:42:52The map said that the wand was miles away
00:42:55What did she want with my powers?
00:42:57Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell
00:43:01She can have gone far
00:43:02Won't find her
00:43:02Lay low for now
00:43:04Eric, stop the car
00:43:05I can't breathe
00:43:07Okay
00:43:17Hey, hey, hey
00:43:18Look at me
00:43:19Look at me
00:43:19You're okay
00:43:20You're okay
00:43:21Just breathe
00:43:22I got you
00:43:23You're safe
00:43:25I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric
00:43:29I'm not gonna let that happen
00:43:31Not while I'm breathing
00:43:45I still hate you
00:43:48If you hated me
00:43:50You wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:53This doesn't change anything
00:43:55It's only scratching an itch
00:43:58Once we get the wand
00:44:00And we did the divorce spell
00:44:02And we forget each other existed
00:44:08Is that what you want, Lily?
00:44:11You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:44:13You want to forget
00:44:15I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:44:17Who can make you feel this way?
00:44:23Eric
00:44:26Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:44:34We can't do this
00:44:37This is what goes wrong between us
00:44:39We can't make that mistake again
00:44:41We have a job to do, Eric
00:44:43Let's get the wand
00:44:44That's it
00:44:46And then what?
00:44:48You know what happens after, Eric
00:44:50We do the divorce spell
00:44:53And we never see each other again
00:45:25Smells like fresh baked pastries
00:45:28Cinnamon
00:45:31Old magic
00:45:35I should have known
00:45:36It's a Seder's inn
00:45:39That spell
00:45:41Noman-inhabitus smell
00:45:44It's woven into places like this
00:45:46For couples
00:45:47You mean Orchase
00:45:51Seder's are the horniest bastards in the lone world
00:45:54It lowers any fear
00:45:57Doubt
00:45:58Shame
00:45:59Grants of your deepest desires
00:46:02Without any fear of
00:46:05Judgement
00:46:06Or
00:46:07Consequences
00:46:15Here I don't
00:46:17I'm trying not to
00:46:26Here I don't
00:46:30I'm trying not to
00:46:36The spell
00:46:38Doesn't create desire
00:46:40It lets go of the lies
00:46:43It tells us what we really want
00:46:45What I want
00:46:46Doesn't matter
00:46:47It matters in here
00:46:50Tell me what you really want
00:46:52You can say goodbye
00:46:55And go our separate ways
00:46:56Or you can tell me you want this
00:47:00You want me
00:47:03Tell me to stay
00:47:07Stay here
00:47:08Please
00:47:09God what is this
00:47:12Is this just the magic word
00:47:14No
00:47:17It's not the spell
00:47:19It's freedom
00:47:22Even here in the outside world
00:47:23Doesn't matter
00:47:24Just you
00:47:25And me
00:47:28I shouldn't want this
00:47:30I know
00:47:34I shouldn't be doing this
00:47:38Or this
00:47:40Be able to share with
00:47:42To the most respected family of the whole rich world
00:47:46You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy
00:47:50To mine
00:47:52You know the ear
00:47:54To the share with family
00:47:57Who are you
00:47:58I want you
00:48:00Eric
00:48:01I need you
00:48:05Tell me who you are
00:48:08Lily
00:48:09Close
00:48:14But not quite
00:48:16Tonight
00:48:18Tell me who you are
00:48:20Your wife
00:48:45This doesn't change anything
00:48:47I know
00:48:49We can have tonight
00:48:50And then tomorrow
00:48:52We go back to who we are
00:48:53On the outside
00:48:54Sure
00:48:55I'll go back to being my bad self
00:48:57And you can go back to pretending to be
00:48:59A good little witch
00:49:01Excuse me
00:49:02Don't deny
00:49:03Lily
00:49:03Share what's been said
00:49:05I know I'm kind of dork
00:49:07Naughty thoughts you have
00:49:10I don't
00:49:12It's okay to be bad
00:49:15You don't have to pretend
00:49:19I don't, huh?
00:49:23You know just because I have half my magic
00:49:26Doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight
00:49:40Now you're gonna sit there
00:49:42Like a good
00:49:44Little witch
00:49:50And I'm
00:49:52Gonna do
00:49:53Whatever
00:49:54I
00:49:56Want
00:49:58To you
00:50:03I don't remember packing that lingerie
00:50:05Close your eyes
00:50:08Eric, you're so good
00:50:11You're so good
00:50:11For being such a bad boy
00:50:14I'm
00:50:16Being properly motivated
00:50:19Not to move
00:50:22See how long it takes you to break
00:50:24For you I could stay here forever
00:50:26Pretty to think so
00:50:29Why don't we test that little theory
00:50:30Huh?
00:50:32We're playing a dangerous game
00:50:35All you have to do
00:50:38Is admit that I win
00:50:40I'll let you fuck me
00:50:42I'll even
00:50:45Let you come wherever you want
00:50:50You can come here
00:50:53Or here
00:50:56I'll even
00:50:57I'll even
00:50:58Let you come in here
00:51:01God
00:51:02Come on
00:51:04I know you wanna
00:51:05Just admit
00:51:07I'm right
00:51:09Fine
00:51:12You win
00:51:13Oh, what was that?
00:51:15You hurt me
00:51:26So what's my prize?
00:51:30I could
00:51:31Torture you
00:51:32Like you did me
00:51:35But I wanna be inside you
00:51:37I wanna feel you
00:51:39Squeeze me tight
00:51:41And take me to bed
00:51:43Husband
00:51:47Call me that again
00:51:50You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:53Yeah
00:51:53Fuck me
00:52:02Tell me a story
00:52:06Like the ones you did in Vegas
00:52:09I've got a story about
00:52:11My pet goat, Gilmore
00:52:13And how he got stuck
00:52:15On a magic carpet
00:52:17Or the story about
00:52:18How my sister tried to
00:52:20Negotiate with a troll
00:52:21Using only red images
00:52:23I know
00:52:25I already know about your family
00:52:29I wanna know about you
00:52:32What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:52:34You want the insider info
00:52:38You tell me yours
00:52:39I'll tell you mine
00:52:40You gonna tell me how
00:52:41Wonderful it was
00:52:43Growing up as a
00:52:44Beloved
00:52:45And blessed Sherwood
00:52:50Is that what you think
00:52:51Being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:53Is that what you think
00:52:54Being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:56All fun and rainbows?
00:52:58Yeah, everybody loves your family
00:52:59That's not true, Eric
00:53:01There are so many people
00:53:03Who would love it
00:53:04If we just disappeared
00:53:05My mother has been shouldering
00:53:07All that responsibility
00:53:08And pressure for decades
00:53:10And next year
00:53:11I will be the head witch in charge
00:53:13Everyone's counting on me
00:53:14To do the right thing
00:53:15Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:53:17Like spending my whole childhood
00:53:19Being told that the whole world
00:53:21Depended on me
00:53:23Like never bothering
00:53:25To have any hopes
00:53:26Or dreams
00:53:27Because my whole life
00:53:28Was planned for me
00:53:29From the very start
00:53:30Before I was even born
00:53:31I'm always doing
00:53:33The right thing for the family
00:53:34I was never allowed
00:53:35To even think
00:53:36Of doing the wrong thing
00:53:38I couldn't be tired
00:53:39I couldn't be scared
00:53:41I couldn't be angry
00:53:42One mistake
00:53:43And my family
00:53:44Loses everything
00:53:45That they've ever worked for
00:53:46If this whole world
00:53:47Fades to black
00:53:48It's because I
00:53:49Messed up
00:53:50It's because I
00:53:51Didn't do a good job
00:53:55I don't think I've ever
00:53:56Said that out loud before
00:53:58I'm glad you did
00:54:01Your turn
00:54:03Growing up with
00:54:04Vincent was
00:54:06A little different
00:54:08The old man likes to say
00:54:09I was
00:54:10The first of his disappointments
00:54:13I guess it's good
00:54:15At least I was first
00:54:16In something
00:54:18I didn't care about
00:54:19Disappointing him
00:54:20I just wanted to
00:54:21Get away from him
00:54:23I had it all planned out
00:54:24When
00:54:25I turned sixteen
00:54:26I'd leave
00:54:27Change my name
00:54:28And the Svensson bloodline
00:54:29Would die with me
00:54:30My mom died
00:54:31When Secret was born
00:54:35My dad used to tear
00:54:36Against me
00:54:38Every day since
00:54:44I'm so sorry
00:54:46Eric
00:54:46I
00:54:47You shouldn't have asked
00:54:51It's okay
00:54:51The Svensons have always
00:54:53Lived in the Sherwood
00:54:54Shadows
00:54:56We are the shadows
00:55:00All you do is shine
00:55:11He always asks me
00:55:13What I want
00:55:15What do you want
00:55:17Eric
00:55:20You'd hate me
00:55:21If I told you
00:55:23I mean
00:55:23More than you already do
00:55:27I don't hate you
00:55:30I never did
00:55:57I don't hate you
00:56:06Eric
00:56:07Something's wrong
00:56:08Dad's
00:56:09Got
00:56:09Visitors
00:56:10A bunch of old guys
00:56:11I don't know who they are
00:56:12He made me play piano
00:56:14For them
00:56:14Like some kind of
00:56:15Dress of doll
00:56:16It's like
00:56:17Freaking me out
00:56:23Eric
00:56:24Are you safe?
00:56:29Eric
00:56:30Are you safe?
00:56:31For now
00:56:32All those weird
00:56:34Old men
00:56:35Lived last night
00:56:36And
00:56:37And I hexed my door
00:56:38So no one could get in
00:56:39Don't let anyone in
00:56:40If dad tries to get you
00:56:41To play with any of those
00:56:42Weird old men
00:56:42Just
00:56:43I know
00:56:44I'll just
00:56:45Do what he says
00:56:46I always do
00:56:48I'm so sick
00:56:50Of this E
00:56:50What if he actually does
00:56:52Make me marry one of those guys
00:56:53I'm never gonna let that happen
00:56:55Alright
00:56:56Look
00:56:57I'm close to getting the wand of life
00:57:00The wand of light?
00:57:02Like
00:57:03The one from the fairy tales?
00:57:05You can't tell that secret
00:57:07When I get the wand
00:57:09You ready for my call?
00:57:11I have a plan
00:57:12I barely know basic spells
00:57:16I don't know
00:57:16You can
00:57:18I know you can
00:57:20When the time is right
00:57:21You'll be ready
00:57:48Filling up Bessie
00:57:49Meet me downstairs
00:57:50When you're ready
00:58:00Oh my god
00:58:02Why do you and mom
00:58:03Always do that?
00:58:05A bit high strung
00:58:06Aren't you sis?
00:58:08I was just in the middle
00:58:09Of thinking
00:58:10Yeah
00:58:10And going by your aura
00:58:12I can guess about who
00:58:13Very much giving
00:58:15Post-orgasmic afterglow
00:58:16Aww
00:58:17Yeah
00:58:17Well you and your little aura reading
00:58:19Can go jump in a lake
00:58:20Oh
00:58:21Aren't we feisty this morning
00:58:23Your super hot hubby isn't around I'm guessing
00:58:25Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:58:28I know all the best places to hide a body by the way
00:58:32I'm fine
00:58:33I'm fine Effie
00:58:34I know all about Eric Spensen
00:58:36I'm not stupid
00:58:38And when we get the wand back
00:58:39You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:42We will
00:58:43And when we do
00:58:45We'll do the divorce spell
00:58:46This mark will be gone
00:58:48I'll go home and
00:58:51Marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:56It's not fair you know
00:58:58I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:59:01Because it's not like I can change it
00:59:03But it's not
00:59:06It's just the way it goes
00:59:07Right?
00:59:08There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:59:11And be a good heir
00:59:15Effie what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:59:18That's fine
00:59:20That's what it means to be a Sherwood
00:59:23Just remember
00:59:24Repeating it doesn't make it true
00:59:28Alright
00:59:30Whatever you say sis
00:59:31You know best
00:59:34I know
00:59:35Give everyone a hug from me
00:59:37Tell them I'll be back home soon
00:59:48Last night was the last time
00:59:50After today we're done
00:59:53If I say that enough times
00:59:55Maybe I'll finally believe it
01:00:05I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
01:00:09My family's magic is dying
01:00:11My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years
01:00:14But he holds most of the power
01:00:16And me and Sigurd just get the scraps
01:00:18That's how he controls us
01:00:22If I could use the wand just once
01:00:24I could take his power away from the break
01:00:27I'm not trying to ruin your family
01:00:28I'm trying to save mine
01:00:29It's the only way that we can be free
01:00:34That's what you meant by
01:00:36Trying to save your family
01:00:38I was going to tell you the night before
01:00:39I was going to tell you the truth
01:00:41And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand
01:00:44Just once
01:00:45And then I would do whatever you want
01:00:47Get a divorce
01:00:49Leave you alone
01:00:50Forever
01:00:52Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:55Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:57Maybe things could have been different
01:01:00I would have asked you to stay
01:01:02It's a nice idea
01:01:05But our families have been at war since the beginning of time
01:01:09Maybe if we were different people
01:01:12We have different lives
01:01:15This would have worked
01:01:17Maybe we can win
01:01:19Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:01:22A witch can hope
01:01:30What?
01:01:32Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:01:35Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:48Wait, I'm driving
01:01:49Pull over
01:02:09You have got to be kidding me
01:02:18End of the line, witches
01:02:23End of the line, witches
01:02:41End of the line, witches
01:02:42Eric
01:02:43Eric
01:02:48No
01:02:53Can't
01:02:53Can't
01:02:53No
01:03:06Now's not a good time, old man
01:03:08Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked
01:03:12You
01:03:14You sit the shadow thief?
01:03:16Of course I sit her
01:03:17Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:03:31Demons are very expensive, you know
01:03:34But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain
01:03:42Souls of magic users apparently taste better
01:03:56You said you needed her alive
01:03:58The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir
01:04:01I've reconsidered
01:04:02Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive
01:04:07Debts won't matter
01:04:09The stupid Sherwoods won't matter
01:04:12And as for the girl, well
01:04:13I don't need her breathing to use her power
01:04:16I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances
01:04:21Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son
01:04:25You're welcome
01:04:28Go to hell, old man
01:04:40Take it!
01:04:43No!
01:04:46Your soul will be delicious
01:04:54I can take dad's magic
01:04:56End him
01:04:57Finally be free
01:05:03Get off my wife!
01:05:11You'll pay for that, witch!
01:05:14God!
01:05:25This isn't the last you'll see of me
01:05:32Hey, I've got you
01:05:34You didn't run
01:05:36You're kidding?
01:05:37I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon
01:05:44Eric!
01:05:45You can't get rid of me that easily
01:05:47No, no, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:49Eric!
01:05:50Oh my god
01:05:51Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:53Oh my god
01:05:56I can't save you, I don't have my powers
01:06:00Why didn't you run?
01:06:02You could have saved yourself
01:06:05I've been saving myself
01:06:07My whole life
01:06:08I thought I'd try something new
01:06:12You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot
01:06:16Yeah
01:06:19But I'm your idiot
01:06:27You took a divorce spell
01:06:29I had a promise
01:06:31Now you're free
01:06:35I don't want to be free
01:06:38I don't want to be free
01:06:41I want to be with you
01:06:42Just keep secrets safe
01:06:45Safe from my father
01:06:47Safe from all of it
01:06:51You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:56We're the best three days of my life
01:06:57Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:07:03I love you
01:07:05I love you, too
01:07:08I love you, I love you
01:07:11Eric
01:07:14No!
01:07:18No!
01:07:23I love you
01:07:35The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires
01:07:46Please, please, please
01:07:56Eric
01:07:57Please
01:08:00Please
01:08:01Please
01:08:02Please
01:08:03Please
01:08:03Please
01:08:05Please
01:08:09Eric
01:08:11You absolute horrible
01:08:17Oh, you absolute moron.
01:08:19Be gentle. I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:08:24You're alive.
01:08:26That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:08:31I thought I was doing something noble. Something cool.
01:08:34The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:37My mom used to say that the wands user granted its deepest desire.
01:08:42I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:46What did you want?
01:08:48You.
01:08:52Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:55You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:09:04Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:09Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:13I love you, Eric Spenson.
01:09:17That's my girl.
01:09:24Let's go.
01:09:38You ready for one last stop?
01:09:41Yeah.
01:10:00Ah, there you are.
01:10:04I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:10:08Now, where is my wand?
01:10:12Wait.
01:10:13You're supposed to be dead.
01:10:15Wow.
01:10:16You weren't kidding.
01:10:17He really is evil.
01:10:19I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:10:22It's impossible.
01:10:23There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:10:24There's always a loophole, old man.
01:10:29Secret.
01:10:30You ungrateful brat.
01:10:33How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:35Really, Dad?
01:10:36Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:39You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:48You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:50Magic's gone.
01:10:52Forever.
01:11:06Eric, Aldous, Spenson, release me this instant.
01:11:10That is an order.
01:11:13You can handle it from here, right?
01:11:15Those powers are gone.
01:11:16It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:11:19You ungrateful little brats.
01:11:21Both of you, you won't pay for this.
01:11:23You won't both pay for this.
01:11:29Yeah, yeah.
01:11:30Talk soon, pups.
01:11:31We're gonna hit the road.
01:11:32I said get back here.
01:11:33I said get back here.
01:11:35Get back here.
01:11:37Please don't do this, you little...
01:11:55So, where to now?
01:11:57Should we go and drop off the Wand of Life?
01:12:00Yeah.
01:12:02But there's something I want to do first.
01:12:05That sounds ominous.
01:12:08Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:12:12Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I think I am Eric Spenson.
01:12:23Well, we better hurry.
01:12:25If we're gonna take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:12:28-a wedding chapel of love.
01:12:30I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:12:32I sure hope so.
01:12:34But, if we're gonna get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:39So, is there anything you want to come clean about now, soon-to-be-again husband?
01:12:45There is one thing.
01:12:49You might want to buckle up.
01:12:51We're about to go super speed.
01:12:53Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:57You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:13:00You know me so well, soon-to-be-again wife.
01:13:05Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:13:09And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:13:14But because you want to.
01:13:18Yes, I will.
01:13:30Ready?
01:13:31Hell yeah.
01:14:01We'll see you next time.
01:14:03You
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