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00:03:06I've lived here all my life as did my parents and their parents and their parents and their parents and
00:03:12so on and so forth.
00:03:14I'm very excited about the show coming up because it'll be the first time I'll have the experience of sitting
00:03:22in the audience
00:03:22and seeing actors portray my ancestor, the actual Blaine Fabian.
00:03:30Being a Fabian is not always easy. I can certainly understand how the Kennedys feel.
00:03:38I had been living in New York and working there as an actor and director and choreographer for 25 years
00:03:45or so
00:03:46and I really felt I needed a change.
00:03:49I imagined in my fantasy, I suppose, that when I came here I would have a completely different life.
00:03:56Perhaps a construction worker or one of those guys that works on those high wire things with a hard hat.
00:04:07You know that sweeping sort of hat and with the chaps.
00:04:13But that didn't really work out.
00:04:15I began to realize, I guess, that the theater was still in my blood and what I had to do
00:04:20was make use of that.
00:04:22So I offered my services to the high school here and they accepted and I began to teach drama.
00:04:30And within about six months I had formed the Blaine Community Players.
00:04:33I got to tell you we are very, very excited about the big show that's happening at the end of
00:04:38the festival.
00:04:40Everyone right now is just going crazy getting ready to audition and unfortunately I won't be able to audition.
00:04:46We have to stock that day and can't get out of it.
00:04:49And Corky will not let me audition any other time.
00:04:53So that's show business is what he told me and, you know, he's the master.
00:04:57You got to give him credit for that.
00:04:59President McKinley did a whistle stop tour back in 1898.
00:05:03And a little boy, Jimmy McBean, made a stool for him.
00:05:06And he loved it so much that he called back and said,
00:05:09Look, I would like to give more of these to dignitaries who are visiting.
00:05:13And before you knew it, Blaine is manufacturing all these foot stools.
00:05:18And that's how the big, that's how we got the stool boom.
00:05:23Blaine became the stool capital of the world.
00:05:26My first show was Barefoot in the Park, which was an absolute smash.
00:05:31But my production on the stage of Backdraft was what really got them excited.
00:05:36This whole idea of in-your-face theater really affected them.
00:05:42The conceptualization, the whole abstraction, the obtuseness of this production to me was what was interesting.
00:05:48I wanted the audience to feel the heat from the fire, the fear, because people don't like fire poked, poked
00:05:57in their noses.
00:05:58You know, when you get a cinder from barbecue right on the end of your nose and you kind of
00:06:02make that little face, that's not a good thing.
00:06:04I wanted to have the sense memory of that.
00:06:07So during the show, I had someone burn newspapers and send it through the vents in the theater.
00:06:14Well, they freaked out. Of course, the fire marshal came over and they shut us down for a couple of
00:06:21days.
00:06:22Mr. Blustein, Montezuma's revenge is nothing more than good old-fashioned American diarrhea.
00:06:28Adult diapers should never even enter the picture. So you lose a few pounds.
00:06:35My mom used to say that Blaine is a little town with a big heart in the heart of a
00:06:40big country.
00:06:41And to me, Blaine is a kind of town where I can have my own business, meet and marry a
00:06:48wonderful woman like Sheila, and be something, be somebody.
00:06:53Some people find it ironical that even though we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine.
00:06:59With one exception.
00:07:02Well, we've never been...
00:07:04You do nothing.
00:07:05Well, I went to... there's a medical reason.
00:07:10You can tell me.
00:07:11It's just minor surgery.
00:07:16Eight months, seven, make Sundays, make blizzards and put stuff on them and see a lot of people come in.
00:07:26A lot of people come to the DQ. Burgers, ice cream, anything, you know.
00:07:34Cokes, just drive in and get a Coke if you're thirsty.
00:07:39Everybody thinks that Roswell was the first sighting of a UFO in the United States, and that's bull roar.
00:07:45We had the first sighting here in 1946, and it wasn't just a sighting. It didn't even fly by.
00:07:51They stopped. They landed. The people in Blaine went on board the ship for a potluck dinner.
00:07:56I've been coming out to this landing site every day for two years to measure it.
00:08:02And here's the thing. The circumference and the diameter change by a few inches, yet the radius remains the same.
00:08:13Which brings me back to the number five.
00:08:15There are five letters in the name Blaine.
00:08:18Mix the word Blaine up or mix it around.
00:08:21Eventually, you'll get Nabali.
00:08:23Nabali, the name of the planet in a galaxy way, way, way far away.
00:08:31I'll tell you another thing. Once you step inside this circle, the weather never changes.
00:08:38It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain. Always.
00:08:45I love to make people laugh, and I've been doing it since, you know, school.
00:08:51People ask me, were you, you know, you must have been the class clown.
00:08:57And I say, no, I wasn't.
00:09:01But I sat beside the class clown, and I studied him, and saw how he made people laugh.
00:09:09And so I picked some things up, and, you know, at parties and family functions, I have to say, I
00:09:17love, you know, breaking people up.
00:09:19So there's a thing that I think I got an entertaining bug from my grandfather, Chaim Perlgut, who was very,
00:09:29very big in the Yiddish theater back in New York.
00:09:33He was in the very, the sardonically irreverent, Dibik Shmibik, I Said More Ham.
00:09:42And that review, I believe, was 1914, and that review is what made him famous.
00:09:48Incidentally, the song Booby Made a Kishka came from that review.
00:09:55My father, bless him, brought me into the business.
00:09:59This was his dental practice before.
00:10:02And I joke with my wife that, you know, at that point, that's when the money started rolling in, you
00:10:10know.
00:10:12Brave, making more wampum to buy pelts.
00:10:21One happy squaw and wigwam, happy as mongoose.
00:10:28That is, of course, from Johnny Carson, who, one of my heroes in a very funny bit.
00:10:35When I see lips waiting to be kissed, I can't stop.
00:10:41I can't stop for that lightning.
00:10:44Oh, it's striking again.
00:10:48Yeah.
00:10:51Lightning's striking again and again and again and again.
00:11:01I'm gonna do a scene from the movie Raging Bull.
00:11:07You fucked my wife?
00:11:09What?
00:11:11You fucked my wife?
00:11:13How can you ask me a question like that?
00:11:15How can you ask me?
00:11:16I'm your brother and you ask me that?
00:11:18Where do you get the balls big enough to ask me that?
00:11:20Basically, for the last 15 years, I have been the music teacher at Blaine High.
00:11:29And part of my job, and a very important part, is to put on a show every year, which I
00:11:35have done completely by myself.
00:11:37This year, it's going to be different because Corky, being from New York, being a professional, and having put on
00:11:46some very theatrical productions here, is going to be directing the show this year.
00:11:56And I'm going to be the musical director, which is different for me.
00:12:04Teacher's pet, I want to be teacher's pet.
00:12:10I want to be huddled and cuddled as close to you as I can get.
00:12:20Teacher's pride, I want to be teacher's pride.
00:12:31Teacher's pride.
00:12:33Dr. Pearl!
00:12:34How are you, Ron Albertson?
00:12:36My wife, Sheila. You remember her from previous bills?
00:12:41What are you doing here?
00:12:43I'm here, you know, trying out for the big show.
00:12:46Oh, congratulations!
00:12:48No, are you here really?
00:12:49I told my wife I'd come out for this show and give it, you know, I thought I'd give it
00:12:54a shot.
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00:12:55축제 아름다운
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00:13:28I dream of Jeannie with the light brown hair
00:13:38Floating like a vapor on the soft summer air
00:13:46Look out!
00:13:47Camp Town Racers sing this song
00:13:49Doo-dah, doo-dah
00:13:51Camp Town Racetrack five miles long
00:13:53Oh, doo-dah day
00:13:54Wind run all night
00:13:56Wind run all day
00:13:58Bet my money on the bobtail neck
00:14:01Somebody bet on the bay
00:14:02Bay, bay, bay
00:14:06Way down upon the Swanee River
00:14:19Floating like a vapor
00:14:23On the soft summer air
00:14:41Very nice
00:14:42Very nice, that was very good
00:14:44Well, thank you, Dr. Pearl
00:14:46Well, thank you very much
00:14:47Thank you, and we'll let you know
00:14:50Very good
00:14:51Thank you
00:14:52Thank you
00:14:56You know, he knows he can actually sing
00:14:58He's good
00:15:13Ding dong
00:15:13Oh, I wonder who knows I'm vacationing here at the Oasis
00:15:20Am I late?
00:15:21You!
00:15:22Surprised?
00:15:24How did you find me?
00:15:25I have my ways
00:15:27Would you like to come in for coffee?
00:15:30You don't need to answer
00:15:34There's no need to speak
00:15:38I'll be your belly dancer
00:15:42Prancer
00:15:43And I will be your she
00:15:47I don't need a harem, honey
00:15:51When you're by my side
00:15:54And you won't need a camel
00:15:57No, no
00:15:59When I take you for a ride
00:16:03We'll need some coffee to go with that ride, won't we?
00:16:05Well, we're always full of surprises
00:16:08But say, I wonder, do we have time for that coffee?
00:16:11What time is it?
00:16:12What time is it?
00:16:13Haven't you been paying attention?
00:16:15It's midnight at the Oasis
00:16:21Oh, thank you
00:16:22Good
00:16:23That was great
00:16:24Thank you
00:16:25Really good
00:16:26Well, thanks a lot
00:16:28And thanks for coming
00:16:30So we'll leave the, um
00:16:31Now, why don't you just put that back there
00:16:33Strike it?
00:16:33Yeah
00:16:35We've done a few shows for Corky before
00:16:37So we know all the terms already going in
00:16:38Thanks so much
00:16:39It was really fun
00:16:40Thank you
00:16:42Thank you
00:16:44Wow
00:16:46I'm found with our cabinets
00:16:48As Dr. Watson said to Sherlock
00:16:50Are coming together, sir
00:16:52The old standbys, the workhorses
00:16:55I call them interesting
00:16:56How do these people
00:16:57Where do they come from?
00:16:59You know, go up to the dentist
00:17:01And say, you know
00:17:02Are you interested in this?
00:17:03But Mrs. Pearl was in the same shop
00:17:07And it just was an accident
00:17:09You know, we started talking
00:17:12About pantyhose
00:17:13She was saying
00:17:15That's not the point of the story
00:17:17But what the point is
00:17:18Was that through this accidental meeting
00:17:21It's like, you know
00:17:22It's like a Hitchcock movie
00:17:24Where, you know, you're thrown into a rubber bag
00:17:27And put in the trunk of a car
00:17:30You find people
00:17:32You find them
00:17:34Something
00:17:34Is it karma?
00:17:37Maybe
00:17:40But we found them
00:17:41That's the important thing
00:17:43And I got Bonnie
00:17:44A wonderful pantsuit
00:17:45They took me off into a separate room
00:17:48I seen them taking different people off
00:17:50Different ones of us off
00:17:51In separate rooms
00:17:52And put me on a big white table
00:17:56And the guy that took me here
00:17:58The one of them
00:17:58That took me in there
00:18:00To examine me, I guess
00:18:02He probed me
00:18:02And then I was in there
00:18:04I bet more than three or four hours
00:18:06In that room
00:18:07Of being probed
00:18:08And at one time
00:18:09I have six of them
00:18:10At different times
00:18:11And all of them probed me
00:18:14Not all at once, you know
00:18:15And now even still
00:18:17It's a funny thing
00:18:18It happened on a Sunday
00:18:20And every Sunday
00:18:42It's a funny thing
00:18:42Something else
00:18:43I know
00:18:43But my parents
00:18:43And I hear
00:18:43I ain't
00:18:43I don't
00:18:43I don't
00:18:43And
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