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Modern magic meets corporate power. She's the CEO with a secret.
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00:00:27I don't know what you're going to do, but I don't know what you're going to do.
00:00:29Please?
00:00:30Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:50No, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah. Less than evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know. Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential until you marry
00:01:30and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please...
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:52Remember.
00:02:00Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:41It's on the house.
00:02:56There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas, like I said.
00:03:08I would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:20debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts?
00:03:22Quiet!
00:03:22It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spenson name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off to Old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good!
00:03:53And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:17Who remembers shipping it as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at, like, 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:30But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric, motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me, and you think you can sit there and act like
00:06:06nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:48I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making good eyes at each other, or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:13I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this, but don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round, once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that, since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:57Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13Let's see.
00:08:14Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:28Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:46Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:13I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:32But I am.
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you can help me to do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:10:59The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:18He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:23You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open or I'll stop.
00:12:10Let the rest of the time.
00:12:11That's a good girl.
00:12:13Went down in my hand.
00:12:18Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:21I can't.
00:12:22Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just tell.
00:12:33Tell me anything.
00:12:35It's so good, but I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:49So I'm gonna make you come.
00:12:51I'll beat you there.
00:12:53I'm gonna go down.
00:12:55I want you to scream my name when I come.
00:12:58Five.
00:13:00Four.
00:13:01Three.
00:13:03Four.
00:13:07Four.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:13:30in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:13:45If you decide that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:26I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh God.
00:14:30Come on, it's Vegas. Let me be your bad influence. Just for tonight.
00:14:41So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:11No games. Just fuck me already.
00:15:15I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Maybe we could take it slow?
00:15:19Your lips say one thing, but your body says something else.
00:15:37Wait. Shit. I almost lost my cool. I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh my god. I can't believe I just did that. That was so embarrassing. This is why I don't do
00:15:49crazy shit. That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey. You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric. Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out!
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family. Tonight's about you. Remember? Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do. Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right. I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel. Just like I planned.
00:16:29So, are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary. Okay, and old magic is weak. The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:55You're nervous?
00:16:58Just... never been married before.
00:17:07Um, it's my sister. I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah. Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama. Let's get some flowers for you. Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home. Now!
00:17:19I can't. Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird. It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You were my big brother, E. I need you. Here!
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever. Okay?
00:17:41Hey!
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh...
00:17:52You sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go!
00:18:18Right.
00:18:18Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that. And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started!
00:19:17Whoo!
00:19:19I have the Wand of Light, the most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:04It has been a long time for a long time for two years.
00:20:05Even if I left, then I have to leave, left over.
00:20:05I'm not sure what I have.
00:20:05I'm not sure what I have done I have done.
00:20:05I can't wait.
00:20:06PLEASE Hai!
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:21Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old Magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm, that's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:56No, it's complicated.
00:21:01Complicated or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:22If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me.
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of cool shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we did all...
00:22:11You lied before, before you decided to mess with me.
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever.
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:39Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:16Then a month went by, then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:27It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12And yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:15Now, the emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:59Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:04Payday? Someone sent you! Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:23No!
00:25:25No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:46No!
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me!
00:26:09She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand.
00:26:12I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:26:35Who are you?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41What are you doing here?
00:26:41What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you
00:26:45were more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:53You should be thanking me.
00:26:54I did just save your home.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:18here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spenton schemes!
00:27:28I-I just...I need it, okay? It's...it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever!
00:27:57And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lili, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:20But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:31No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right.
00:28:38So I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair. Uh, whatever you want. Lili.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:07You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah. You're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed our bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:15You imagicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:27You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:45Hmm.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:55Wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:33Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:36We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:41Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:53No.
00:31:54I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally, Julie.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:15so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have,
00:32:40then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:13Good night to you two.
00:33:28in Vegas you said you had a sister right yeah Sigrid
00:33:38she didn't ask to be a Svensson she's different than us
00:33:44better not like you no not like me but you already know that
00:34:17so
00:34:43good morning wife
00:34:46I told you not to call me
00:35:04you were saying something
00:35:07what
00:35:10how did you know I was awake
00:35:13the husband always knows
00:35:21well if you don't mind I'm gonna shower
00:35:26no peeking
00:35:31cross my heart
00:35:33hope to die
00:35:42I need to get a grip
00:35:44some washboard ads and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him
00:35:49I just need this one time
00:35:54to take the edge off
00:35:56I remember
00:36:03remember he touched me like this in Vegas
00:36:18look I'm so close
00:36:25that's it Lily
00:36:27be a good girl
00:36:29and come for me
00:36:37are you ready
00:36:57you said that you wouldn't look
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing
00:37:04well I'll think about me
00:37:07god you are so full of yourself
00:37:09do I know what I heard
00:37:11say another word and I'll turn you into a frog
00:37:16were you thinking about that time
00:37:18in Vegas
00:37:21where I ate you out
00:37:22in the shower
00:37:23you came so hard
00:37:25you almost crushed my skull
00:37:26between your thighs
00:37:29I think about those times a lot
00:37:32yeah well I don't think about them at all
00:37:59you still haven't even told me
00:38:00what you won't go on for yet
00:38:02it's on a need to know basis
00:38:04oh don't you think I need to know
00:38:08I am your wife after all
00:38:10oh now you remember you're my wife
00:38:12funny how you only remember that
00:38:14when it's convenient for you
00:38:15I remember every time I think about
00:38:17how badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:38:18so all I am is a mistake
00:38:20if I remember right
00:38:21you're the one that suggested
00:38:23that we get hand fast married
00:38:24obviously that was before I knew about
00:38:26all your bullshit and lies
00:38:29duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family
00:38:32but in mine it's huge
00:38:34see there you go again
00:38:36always worried about what your family wants
00:38:38it's never about what you want
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to Eric
00:38:42if I don't I end up in situations like this
00:38:45did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair
00:38:48that maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit
00:38:52you ever think of that
00:38:54spoken like a true Spinson
00:38:56well you're a Spinson too sweetheart
00:38:58not much longer I can tell you that
00:39:19I want to get some coffee
00:39:21it's getting dark
00:39:21you really think you should be alone
00:39:23so now that we're married
00:39:24you think you have to babysit me too
00:39:30fine just don't take too long
00:39:35you got her in the car or what
00:39:37who
00:39:38don't play dumb with me boy
00:39:40the little Sherwood witch you married
00:39:43forgot to tell me about
00:39:46you thought I wouldn't find out huh
00:39:48you did a good job of hiding it
00:39:50I'll give you that
00:39:51maybe you are my son after all
00:39:54huh what's the end game here
00:39:55you said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand
00:39:58so you could pay off your debts
00:39:59what does she have to do with it
00:40:00because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need
00:40:05over the Sherwood family
00:40:07when I tell them their pretty little heir
00:40:09is my new daughter-in-law
00:40:11and then it'll be our family
00:40:14that gets to call the shots in the magic world
00:40:16so you just want to use her
00:40:18like you use mom
00:40:19like you're using your own daughter
00:40:21this is not a request
00:40:23boy
00:40:23bring the girl and the wand to me
00:40:25or you will be stripped of your name
00:40:28your magic
00:40:28everything
00:40:29and your sister
00:40:30she'll be the one paying the price
00:40:32for your mistakes
00:40:44this isn't right
00:40:45the trail should still be here
00:40:48would you like some coffee
00:40:49Miss Sherwood
00:40:50yeah thank you
00:40:51wait how did you know my
00:40:54you
00:40:58but the map said that
00:41:00that's cute
00:41:01you think that dusty old map could track me
00:41:09that wand is mine
00:41:13not anymore it's not
00:41:15and sadly my employers need your powers too
00:41:18employer
00:41:21hold still
00:41:23this will only hurt a bit
00:41:25no stop
00:41:25stop
00:41:33get away from her
00:41:40Eric the wand
00:41:53my magic
00:41:55she took half of my magic
00:41:57Eric
00:41:57you're okay
00:41:58I got you
00:42:00you're okay
00:42:03I don't understand
00:42:04the map said that the wand was miles away
00:42:07what did she want with my powers
00:42:09thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell
00:42:13she can't have gone far
00:42:14won't find her
00:42:14lay low for now
00:42:16Eric stop the car
00:42:17I can't breathe
00:42:19okay
00:42:29hey
00:42:29hey
00:42:30look at me
00:42:31look at me
00:42:32you're okay
00:42:32you're okay
00:42:33just breathe
00:42:34I got you
00:42:35you're safe
00:42:37I thought she was gonna kill me
00:42:39Eric
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen
00:42:43not while I'm breathing
00:42:57I still hate you
00:43:01if you hated me
00:43:03you wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:05this doesn't change anything
00:43:08it's only scratching an itch
00:43:10once we get the wand
00:43:12and we did the divorce spell
00:43:14and we forget each other existed
00:43:20is that what you want Lily
00:43:23you want to forget how good I make you feel
00:43:26you want to forget
00:43:27I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way
00:43:36Eric
00:43:47we can't do this
00:43:50this is what goes wrong between us
00:43:52we can't make that mistake again
00:43:54we have a job to do Eric
00:43:56let's get the wand
00:43:57that's it
00:43:59and then what
00:44:01you know what happens after Eric
00:44:03we do the divorce spell
00:44:05and we never see each other again
00:44:12so
00:44:28I
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:50It's a Seder's Inn.
00:44:53That smell.
00:44:55Norman Inhabitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02You mean or cheese?
00:45:05Seder's are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grancy or deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28Erick, don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41Erick, don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:50The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:54It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09Go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:14You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:23Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29All right.
00:46:30Oh.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37You can hear the outside world, does it matter?
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:51I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:51I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55The other share with
00:46:57to the most respected family
00:46:59of the whole rich world.
00:47:01You definitely shouldn't sound
00:47:03this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mind.
00:47:07You're the other year
00:47:08to the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Erick.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:24Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:34Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:47:39Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight
00:48:06and then tomorrow
00:48:07we go back to who we are
00:48:08on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self
00:48:13and you can go back
00:48:14to pretending to be
00:48:14a good little witch.
00:48:17Excuse me?
00:48:18Don't deny
00:48:19Lily's shirt
00:48:20what's been said.
00:48:21I know a kind of dork
00:48:23naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know just because
00:48:40I have half my magic
00:48:42doesn't mean I can't play
00:48:43with you for tonight.
00:48:55Now you're going to sit there
00:48:58like a good
00:49:00little
00:49:01witch.
00:49:06And I'm
00:49:08going to do
00:49:09whatever
00:49:10I
00:49:11want
00:49:14to you.
00:49:19I don't remember
00:49:20packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good
00:49:27for being
00:49:28such a bad boy.
00:49:31I'm
00:49:32being properly
00:49:33motivated
00:49:36not to move.
00:49:38See how long
00:49:39it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you,
00:49:42I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test
00:49:46that little theory?
00:49:48Huh?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous
00:49:50game.
00:49:51Hmm.
00:49:52All you have to do
00:49:55is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even
00:50:01let you come
00:50:02wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here.
00:50:11I'll let you come in here.
00:50:17I'll let you come in here.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you wanna.
00:50:22Just admit
00:50:24I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could
00:50:49torture you
00:50:50like you did me.
00:50:53But I wanna be
00:50:54inside you.
00:50:55I wanna feel you
00:50:56squeeze me tight.
00:50:59And take me to bed,
00:51:00husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:07You want me to fuck you,
00:51:09husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Fuck me.
00:51:12Oh.
00:51:20Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones
00:51:25you did in Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a story
00:51:28about
00:51:29my pet goat,
00:51:30Gilmore,
00:51:31and how he got
00:51:32stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:34Or
00:51:35the story about
00:51:36how my sister
00:51:37tried to negotiate
00:51:38with a troll
00:51:39using only redimits.
00:51:41I know.
00:51:43I already know
00:51:43about your family.
00:51:47I wanna know
00:51:48about you.
00:51:50What's it like
00:51:51to be a
00:51:51Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want
00:51:53the insider info.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:56You tell me yours,
00:51:57I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58You gonna tell me
00:51:59how wonderful
00:52:00it was
00:52:01growing up
00:52:01as a
00:52:02beloved
00:52:02and blessed
00:52:03Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that what you think
00:52:08being a Sherwood
00:52:09is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think
00:52:12being a Sherwood
00:52:13is like?
00:52:14All fun
00:52:14and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah,
00:52:16everybody loves
00:52:17your family.
00:52:17That's not true,
00:52:19Eric.
00:52:20There are so many
00:52:20people who would
00:52:21love it if we
00:52:22just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother has been
00:52:24shouldering all that
00:52:25responsibility and
00:52:26pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year,
00:52:29I will be the
00:52:30headwitch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting
00:52:32on me to do
00:52:33the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your
00:52:35fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending
00:52:36my whole childhood
00:52:37being told that
00:52:38the whole world
00:52:39depended on me.
00:52:41Like never
00:52:42bothering to have
00:52:43any hopes
00:52:44or dreams
00:52:45because my
00:52:46whole life
00:52:47was planned
00:52:47for me
00:52:47from the
00:52:48very start
00:52:48before I
00:52:49was even
00:52:49born.
00:52:50I'm always
00:52:51doing the
00:52:51right thing
00:52:51for the
00:52:52family.
00:52:52I was never
00:52:53allowed to
00:52:54even think
00:52:54of doing
00:52:55the wrong
00:52:55thing.
00:52:56I couldn't
00:52:57be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't
00:52:58be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't
00:52:59be angry.
00:53:00One mistake
00:53:01and my family
00:53:02loses everything
00:53:03that they've
00:53:04ever worked
00:53:04for.
00:53:04If this
00:53:05whole world
00:53:05fades to
00:53:06black,
00:53:06it's because
00:53:06I messed
00:53:08up.
00:53:08It's because
00:53:08I didn't
00:53:09do a good
00:53:09job.
00:53:13I don't
00:53:14think I've
00:53:14ever said
00:53:15that out
00:53:15loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad
00:53:17you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:21Growing up
00:53:22with
00:53:22Vincent was
00:53:24a little
00:53:25different.
00:53:26The old
00:53:27man likes
00:53:27to say
00:53:27I was
00:53:29the first
00:53:29of his
00:53:30disappointments.
00:53:31I guess
00:53:32it's good.
00:53:33At least
00:53:34I was
00:53:34first in
00:53:34something.
00:53:36I didn't
00:53:36care about
00:53:37disappointing
00:53:37him.
00:53:38I just
00:53:39wanted to
00:53:39get away
00:53:39from him.
00:53:41I had
00:53:42it all
00:53:42planned out
00:53:42when I
00:53:43turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave,
00:53:45change my
00:53:46name,
00:53:46and the
00:53:46Svensson
00:53:47bloodline
00:53:47would die
00:53:47with me.
00:53:48My mom
00:53:49died when
00:53:49Secret was
00:53:50born.
00:53:53My dad
00:53:54used her
00:53:54against me
00:53:56every day
00:53:57since.
00:54:03I'm so
00:54:04sorry,
00:54:04Eric.
00:54:04I
00:54:06shouldn't
00:54:07have
00:54:07asked.
00:54:09It's
00:54:09okay.
00:54:11Svensons have
00:54:11always lived in
00:54:12the Sherwood
00:54:12shadows.
00:54:14We are the
00:54:15shadows.
00:54:18All you do
00:54:19is shine.
00:54:30He always
00:54:31asks me
00:54:31what I
00:54:31want.
00:54:34What do
00:54:35you want,
00:54:36Eric?
00:54:39You'd
00:54:39hate me
00:54:39if I told
00:54:40you.
00:54:41I mean,
00:54:42more than
00:54:43you already
00:54:43do.
00:54:46I don't
00:54:46hate you.
00:54:49I never
00:54:50did.
00:54:59I don't
00:54:59hear me.
00:54:59I mean,
00:54:59I don't
00:54:59have to
00:55:00go.
00:55:00I don't
00:55:03Yeah,
00:55:25Eric. Something's wrong. Dad's got visitors. A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they
00:55:30are. He made me play piano for them like some kind of dress up doll. It's like freaking
00:55:36me out. Eric. Are you safe? Eric. Are you safe?
00:55:50For now, all those weird old men lived last night. And I hexed my door so no one could
00:55:57get in. Don't let anyone in. If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old
00:56:01men, just... I know. I'll just do what he says. I always do. I'm so sick of this E. What
00:56:10if he actually does make me marry one of those guys? I'm never gonna let that happen, alright?
00:56:15Look, I'm close to getting the wand of light. The wand of light? Like, the one from the
00:56:23fairy tales? You can't tell that secret. When I get the wand, be ready for my call. I have
00:56:30a plan. I barely know basic spells. I don't know if... You can. I know you can. When the time
00:56:40is right,
00:56:40you'll be ready.
00:57:08Filling up Bessie. Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh my god! Why do you and mom always do that? A bit high strung, aren't you sis? I was
00:57:28just in the
00:57:29middle of thinking. Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who. Very much giving
00:57:34post-orgasmic afterglow. Aw, yeah. Well, you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning. Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing? Or have you already
00:57:46murdered him after catching his dick? I know all the best places tied a body, by the way.
00:57:51I'm fine, Effie. I know all about Eric Spenson. I'm not stupid. And when we get the wand back...
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back? We will. And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell. This
00:58:07mark will be gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know. I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like
00:58:21I can change it.
00:58:23But it's not. It's just the way it goes, right? There has to be a way for you to be
00:58:30with who you actually want,
00:58:31and be a good heir. Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:38That's fine. It's what it means to be a Sherwood. Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:49Alright. Whatever you say, sis, you know best. I know. Give everyone a hug from me. Tell them I'll be
00:58:58back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time. After today, we're done. If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe
00:59:16it.
00:59:25I'll tell you about my plan with the wand. My family's magic is dying. My father's been cashing in on
00:59:34broken promises for years.
00:59:35But he holds most of the power. And me and Sieg would just get the scraps. That's how he controls
00:59:40us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from the grave.
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm trying to save mine. It's the only way that we can be
00:59:52free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before. I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:02And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand. Just once.
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you wanted. Get a divorce. Leave you alone. Forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me that morning? Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay. It's a nice idea. But our families have been at war since the
01:00:28beginning of time.
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people. We have different lives. This would have worked. Maybe we can work.
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric. A witch can hope.
01:00:53What? Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head? Why are you looking at me like
01:00:57that?
01:01:10Why are you looking at me? Why are you looking at me? Why are you looking at me? Why are
01:01:29you looking at me?
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:09Eric!
01:02:13You're not doing it!
01:02:17Oh, no!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You... you sent the Shadow Thief?
01:02:37Of course I sent her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:31The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:47You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:37God!
01:04:40God!
01:04:42God!
01:04:42God!
01:04:42God!
01:04:43God!
01:04:47This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:52God!
01:04:54God!
01:04:55God!
01:04:56God!
01:04:57God!
01:04:59God!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:12Eric, oh my
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:17Oh my god
01:05:20I can't save you, I don't have my powers
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could have saved yourself
01:05:28I've been saving myself
01:05:31My whole life
01:05:32I thought I'd try something new
01:05:35I'm an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot
01:05:39Yeah
01:05:42But I'm your idiot
01:05:50You took a devil's spell
01:05:52I had a promise
01:05:54Now you're free
01:05:56I don't want to be free
01:06:02I don't want to be free
01:06:05I don't want to be with you
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe
01:06:09Safe from my father
01:06:12Safe from all of it
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:20Were the best three days of my life
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you
01:06:28I love you
01:06:30I love you too
01:06:32I love you, I love you
01:06:35Eric
01:06:38No
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power
01:07:03To grant its user
01:07:04To grant its user
01:07:04Their deepest desires
01:07:11Please, please, please
01:07:21Eric
01:07:22Please
01:07:37You absolute moron
01:07:44Be gentle
01:07:45I was dead for like ten seconds
01:07:49You're alive
01:07:51That is for divorcing me
01:07:53On your literal deathbed
01:07:54You asshole
01:07:55I thought I was doing something noble
01:07:58Something cool
01:07:59The Wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that
01:08:04The Wand's user grants it its deepest desire
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:13You
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something
01:08:24But I was bleeding out
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again
01:08:39I love you, Eric's Vincent
01:08:43That's my girl
01:08:50Let's go
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah
01:09:26Ah
01:09:28There you are
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon
01:09:32To get the job done
01:09:34Now
01:09:35Where is my wand?
01:09:37Wait
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead
01:09:40Wow
01:09:41You weren't kidding
01:09:42He really is evil
01:09:44I put a barrier
01:09:46Around this whole house
01:09:47It's impossible
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50There's always a loophole
01:09:51Hold man
01:09:55Secret
01:09:56You ungrateful brat
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card
01:10:03After you almost sold me
01:10:04Into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests
01:10:14You're powerless now, old man
01:10:16Your magic's gone
01:10:17Forever
01:10:47Eric
01:10:49You will pay for this
01:10:49You will both pay for this
01:10:54You will both pay for this
01:10:55Yeah, yeah
01:10:55Talk soon, pups
01:10:57We're gonna hit the road
01:10:58I said get back here
01:10:59I said get back here
01:11:01Get back here
01:11:02Please don't do this
01:11:04You little
01:11:22So
01:11:23Where two now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:35Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am Eric Sponson.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry.
01:11:51We're going to take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:11:55-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:59I sure hope so.
01:12:01But if we're going to get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again, husband?
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might want to buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer.
01:12:26Didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well.
01:12:29Soon to be again, wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:41But because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Oh, yeah.
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