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00:00:01Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:06Don't fall.
00:00:12This is me.
00:00:15Casually ruining my mask.
00:00:24Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:30No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:33But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:37Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:40Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:49I still run this school podcast. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:54Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:02Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:13You okay?
00:01:14Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:20name, but details.
00:01:22Yeah.
00:01:24Me?
00:01:25Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:27You seem really amazing.
00:01:29Look who's talking.
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:34You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:36I'm actually...
00:01:37I came here for someone very special.
00:01:42I came back for you.
00:01:43Mia, um...
00:01:46Can I talk to you later?
00:01:47It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:52feel.
00:01:53Absolutely.
00:01:54Actually, I want to...
00:01:56Come on, Connor.
00:01:57Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:00So let's give them one.
00:02:03He came back.
00:02:06Who?
00:02:10Ah!
00:02:15Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:17Mia!
00:02:18Come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay.
00:02:21You're gonna be alright.
00:02:22Just hold on.
00:02:23Hey.
00:02:23I wish I could go back.
00:02:25What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:26Then I could tell you...
00:02:28How much.
00:02:29How much you want?
00:02:30Hey, Mia.
00:02:31Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:32Mia, look at me.
00:02:33What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40Am I...
00:02:41Dead?
00:02:45Or did my wish come true?
00:02:47Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:49I can't.
00:02:52Holy bananas.
00:02:53No more frown lines.
00:02:55I look 18 again.
00:02:57Which means...
00:02:59Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:01Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:03I've got a mountain of my homework for you.
00:03:08Those clothes.
00:03:10Those highlights.
00:03:12A...
00:03:13Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:172006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:26Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:29I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:31Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Nothing's changed.
00:03:45Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:47A nobody.
00:03:48The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:53You can always flip the script.
00:03:55High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:58Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:03Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill-
00:04:07Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:11Why?
00:04:12For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day.
00:04:23Don't be silly.
00:04:25Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:30She would never bully anyone.
00:04:33She just-
00:04:34Sit!
00:04:35Down!
00:04:36And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:43Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:53Okay.
00:04:55So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:05:03Oops!
00:05:04What can I say?
00:05:07Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:11What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:14What's cleaning up?
00:05:16That's acid-
00:05:16Don't-
00:05:17I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:20And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:23Ah!
00:05:23Ah!
00:05:26Ah!
00:05:27Ah!
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:32These are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:46Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:57So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:00High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:02Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:06Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't-
00:06:13Don't call me that.
00:06:14Or what?
00:06:14Little miss-
00:06:15St-st-stutter!
00:06:17This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:20You do that again?
00:06:21I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:24What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:31You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:39Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:45Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:55Mia, put the bottle down!
00:07:01High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:07:06Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:07Freak science accident.
00:07:09Blame chemistry.
00:07:11God!
00:07:13Damn, Mia.
00:07:15Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:19Use your words.
00:07:20Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:21Just say something.
00:07:23No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:26No.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:30I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me too.
00:07:34Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:35Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:39You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:44What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom, queen!
00:07:47Stop, stop!
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:50Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:58Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:03Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:08If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Feel!
00:08:17Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:24Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:27I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:32Mia Mamacita Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:38Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:40We lost touch after high school.
00:08:42I am not losing them again.
00:08:44I did.
00:08:46I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:51Come here.
00:08:53It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:56And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:04Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:09:07Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits.
00:09:13The outcasts.
00:09:14Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:18To the Queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:22Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:24Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay. And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:47Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:51My vote.
00:09:55Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:58Con Con, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:10I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:13Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:15I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:17You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents want us together!
00:10:21It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:27If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:32Just done?
00:10:34Got it.
00:10:37Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:40Theory of Relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48You're right. You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:51High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it!
00:10:56If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:10:58Yes.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:03How?
00:11:05Told ya.
00:11:07See you later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:22Um...
00:11:24Hi, Nia.
00:11:26Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:32Uh, you good?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35Oh!
00:11:36Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:40It's like indestructible.
00:11:41Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:42Thanks.
00:11:43Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:47She's nuts.
00:11:50You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:54Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:58Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:00Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:02You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05I like who?
00:12:07Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:08It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought.
00:12:13She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:15You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:23I thought you liked her.
00:12:24Wow.
00:12:28To be honest with you, Mia.
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:35And it's not Jess.
00:12:38Then who?
00:12:40Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:49Sorry.
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:53Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55She...
00:12:56Oh, god.
00:12:57It's okay.
00:12:58Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:59Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:01And she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:06And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:17Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:29Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:34Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Make you prom queen.
00:13:41Okay.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:53Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:58Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:09If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:17Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:19You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:24Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh, man.
00:14:31Here goes nothing.
00:14:32Connor will join too since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:38What's his challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:41Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:45Sexual chemistry.
00:14:48Sexual...what?
00:14:49The rules are simple.
00:14:51Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:57You down?
00:15:01Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:11Boo! No more applause. Jess already has the clap.
00:15:14Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:15Your little friend lost.
00:15:17Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:19This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:21I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:26Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but uh...
00:15:31Show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35It's your man, Mia!
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:41Or anybody.
00:15:42You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:45You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:48Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:57Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:21So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia!
00:16:25Mia!
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn.
00:16:32Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:35How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The hotel wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:51Go there!
00:16:55Mia!
00:16:57Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:03Stop drooling, go over there.
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go go go go!
00:17:08Use confidence.
00:17:09Bye!
00:17:11Mia.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:13We really need to talk.
00:17:16About that kiss.
00:17:19Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:22College.
00:17:23Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:27No.
00:17:28But I will.
00:17:30One day.
00:17:31My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:34So you can predict the future?
00:17:36Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39Right.
00:17:39It's my secret super power, so.
00:17:41Oh.
00:17:42Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:46Somewhere.
00:17:48Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:50Connor?
00:17:52I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:55And it's not like you want to date me.
00:17:57So.
00:17:57Actually about that, yeah.
00:17:59Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:10At least that's what the rumors say.
00:18:13Fine.
00:18:15Yeah, look.
00:18:16For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:27Wait.
00:18:28Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:32You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:37Okay.
00:18:40Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:45Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:49If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:18:56Still want to do this?
00:18:59Why not?
00:19:00Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:03Let the best bake or win.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:07And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:12Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:17What are you talking about?
00:19:19You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:21Let us help you out.
00:19:32Later, loser.
00:19:36Let me guess.
00:19:38Just a bitch straights again.
00:19:39I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:42You want me to go curse her?
00:19:43Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:45I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:47Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:49Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:53Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:19:55Why?
00:19:56Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:03Hello, Mia.
00:20:05How are you?
00:20:05Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:08Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:14Hold on.
00:20:15May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:19I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:27Yeah, you look...
00:20:28Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:30Overdressed much?
00:20:31Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:33Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:37High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:39Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:41Look who's talking.
00:20:42Chef?
00:20:43Ready to win?
00:20:44Stop putting on a show!
00:20:46This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:48Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:51Call me queen.
00:20:56Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:20:59Boo!
00:21:06Shut up or die!
00:21:10All right.
00:21:12Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:14To your tables, please.
00:21:15Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:17Oh, yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:19with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:21It's really easy.
00:21:23What?
00:21:24It's science meets sweets.
00:21:26Come on.
00:21:27All right, contestants.
00:21:29The bake-off begins now.
00:21:33Okay.
00:21:33And we'll smoke this in here.
00:21:37Like this.
00:21:38Like that.
00:21:46And then...
00:21:47This.
00:21:48That's on your nose.
00:21:50That's too much.
00:21:51That's too much.
00:21:52That's too much.
00:21:57That's too much.
00:21:59No more.
00:22:00No.
00:22:00I just want sunshine every single day to shine on.
00:22:05Cool trick, Bill Nye the science nerd.
00:22:09Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:16Oops.
00:22:19Oops.
00:22:21Foot slipped.
00:22:21Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:25Oops.
00:22:25Sorry.
00:22:27My hand slipped.
00:22:29Oh!
00:22:31Oh, she's awful.
00:22:34If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:37She just kicked our table.
00:22:39I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:42Get back to work.
00:22:43It's fine.
00:22:44It's fine.
00:22:45So what do we do now?
00:22:46A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:52And...
00:22:54Time.
00:22:57The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:02Jessica, you're up.
00:23:04It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:08And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of you.
00:23:12So crazy!
00:23:15This is our dessert.
00:23:16It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:43And all the votes are in.
00:23:46The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:23:56The winner of this year's
00:23:59Senior Bake Off is
00:24:06Mia Watkins
00:24:08Mia, the 2006
00:24:10Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you
00:24:13and Connor
00:24:18We did it
00:24:21I can't believe it
00:24:22Oh, that's my queen
00:24:23That's my best friend
00:24:24We love her
00:24:26Best day of my life
00:24:29I knew you could do that
00:24:33No
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:41Not anymore
00:24:45I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:47Sorry
00:24:48High school bucket list
00:24:51Item number nine
00:24:52Start a riot
00:24:54Make it epic
00:24:56Food fight
00:25:01Food fight
00:25:03Popular kids
00:25:05No, stop it
00:25:07Stop it
00:25:07Stop it
00:25:11Stop it
00:25:14Stop
00:25:14Stop
00:25:21Team Jessica
00:25:22Team Mia
00:25:23Get over here right now
00:25:27Principal Davis
00:25:28Principal Davis
00:25:28Before you say anything
00:25:30Mia started it
00:25:32Thank you for your honesty
00:25:34Jessica
00:25:34You and your friends can go
00:25:37What?
00:25:38No, she's lying
00:25:40I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins
00:25:42You know what?
00:25:44No
00:25:45I like having an attitude
00:25:47I lived for years without one
00:25:50And now
00:25:51It's here to stay
00:25:52One more
00:25:53Bad word
00:25:54One more
00:25:55Thing that you do wrong
00:25:56And you are suspended
00:25:58Fine
00:26:00I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:01When you stop
00:26:02Letting Jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:06Oh
00:26:06Sorry
00:26:07No one knows about that yet
00:26:09Both of you
00:26:10Pack your bags
00:26:14Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:15I can't get suspended
00:26:16My dad's gonna fly back
00:26:17From his business trip
00:26:18And get me killed
00:26:19No, no, no
00:26:19I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:21You're both free to go
00:26:23Wait, for real?
00:26:25Of course
00:26:25You're both free to go
00:26:26And if you ever need anything
00:26:28Feel free to come by my office
00:26:30The door's always open
00:26:31How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:34Uh, $147,347
00:26:37And...
00:26:38You'll be quiet
00:26:39You demon child
00:26:42I'll take a thought
00:26:42Why don't you, um
00:26:43Help me clean up here
00:26:45My star students
00:26:47Thank you
00:26:49What the fuck was that?
00:26:53Whoa
00:26:54Did you see the look on his face?
00:26:55Yeah, he was freaking out
00:26:57How did you know all that stuff?
00:26:59Well, I told you I can see the future
00:27:01So
00:27:03Right
00:27:03It's no big deal
00:27:04Yeah
00:27:06So tell me
00:27:09What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:11Well, I have to study for the science test
00:27:13Oh, yeah
00:27:15What's that one again?
00:27:16Uh, anatomy
00:27:17It's the study of the
00:27:18Human body
00:27:20Yeah
00:27:22Yeah
00:27:22You want to do it at my place
00:27:24My parents aren't home
00:27:25Your place?
00:27:27Like a
00:27:29Oh
00:27:30Like us
00:27:31Together
00:27:32You're alone?
00:27:33Yeah
00:27:35Let's go, professor
00:27:37I promise to be a good boy
00:27:38Okay
00:27:41Okay
00:27:41Ha ha ha!
00:28:53Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four.
00:29:02Actors abdominis.
00:29:04What is it?
00:29:06Get up.
00:29:07I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:12All right, please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:19All right.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:27Bicep brachii.
00:29:34Pectalis major.
00:29:40Pectis abdominis gloriae amen.
00:29:44Is that the name?
00:29:46The name is that long?
00:29:47No, no, no.
00:29:48You forgot about that part.
00:29:49It's not important.
00:29:52Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:54He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:03But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:24Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:27High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:29Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:32No.
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:36Trapeziobusias.
00:30:38Where?
00:30:38Oh my.
00:30:45Um, brachialis.
00:30:55You're that cheating.
00:30:57Don't look at that.
00:31:19You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:23close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:36Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:42So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:52Make me.
00:31:56Careful what you wish for.
00:32:00Oh my god!
00:32:02Oh no!
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:06I don't mean you're crazy.
00:32:09I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:22Connor!
00:32:23Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:25That's my dad!
00:32:26No!
00:32:26My dad's right!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28Oh my god!
00:32:29Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:32:30Okay!
00:32:32Yeah, just a second!
00:32:39Okay!
00:32:50Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:51She's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:54Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:00Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is unimportant.
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family.
00:33:10At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:13Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:28Embarrassing?
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what?
00:33:32Never mind.
00:33:32Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:47Connor, wait!
00:33:47Just please talk to him.
00:33:49You can fix this.
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:52I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son, alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait.
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:26I hope everything's okay.
00:34:28Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:33But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:37Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:41And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:54You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help,
00:35:17but you don't know him like I do, you know?
00:35:21I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:23I have to try.
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:27That's enough dad talk.
00:35:28I have a surprise for you.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:34Wait, before you guys go,
00:35:36I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:39for Mia's prom clean campaign.
00:35:42So come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:56Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:01Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:02Come to the party.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:06That's my dad.
00:36:07Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:08Wait, no.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:10I'll show him another time.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11You don't have time.
00:36:12Just trust me.
00:36:14Come on, Connor.
00:36:15Talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:19Hi, sir.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:26but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:31I aced it.
00:36:38Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:40No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:42You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:44Pride has to be earned.
00:36:46Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:50You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:01I want you to do it.
00:37:02Got it.
00:37:02Hmm.
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:16Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:22Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:25to me now?
00:37:25Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:28And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:32So, can I get one or what?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Hey, enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:38No fights.
00:37:39Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop.
00:37:41I'm busy.
00:37:41Mia, please.
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Just this once.
00:37:49Connor, listen.
00:37:51I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:53But it is because I...
00:37:55Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:56I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:58Get off me.
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:00The invite's still open.
00:38:02I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:05Come on.
00:38:06Five minutes.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:14All right, let's go.
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:27CopCon!
00:38:27What a surprise!
00:38:30I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia.
00:38:34I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:38Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:40She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:43But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:49She's going to break your heart.
00:38:50And when she does, I'll be waiting.
00:39:02I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:03No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:04You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:09We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:13Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:39:15Oh, shit.
00:39:18Cap's here.
00:39:19Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:22You mind if it brought us?
00:39:25Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy, misogynists,
00:39:28let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:31Every action
00:39:33has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:37Oh!
00:39:39All right.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41Go to party you get to.
00:39:44Fine.
00:39:46I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:50You know,
00:39:52for a second there,
00:39:52I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:39:56when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:02No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:08So,
00:40:09who is?
00:40:17You are.
00:40:20I'm not going to believe
00:40:23who I'm into.
00:40:25It's crazy.
00:40:27What?
00:40:27It's so funny.
00:40:29Who is it?
00:40:32I'm sorry.
00:40:33It's my mom.
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back
00:40:35from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:37She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:39You should come.
00:40:40My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:42No, I can't.
00:40:44I have to change for that party.
00:40:46Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:47High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:50Finally find a dress
00:40:51that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:53She just designed this dress
00:40:55for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:57You could probably borrow that.
00:40:58If you're into that.
00:41:00If you want her to like once.
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:03Or if not.
00:41:04I mean,
00:41:05if you're into it.
00:41:06Really?
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11I mean,
00:41:11our proton's positive.
00:41:13Right?
00:41:14Get it?
00:41:15Oh, yeah.
00:41:16Cool.
00:41:17Go away the way.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Yeah, let's go.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:25Come on.
00:41:26I need an answer.
00:41:29Should I?
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:44Look.
00:41:50Wow.
00:41:52Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:41:54You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:41:56because her designs are going to be famous.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:02No, I'm future girl.
00:42:04Remember?
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:42:08because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:13Well, if I die by then,
00:42:14just blink twice
00:42:15so I can skip finals.
00:42:28Okay.
00:42:28Okay, future girl,
00:42:29if you really know everything that's going to happen,
00:42:32who shows up first?
00:42:34I actually have no idea.
00:42:41Hey, ConCon.
00:42:43You're Sasquatch.
00:42:44I'm here,
00:42:45so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:48And I brought party favors.
00:42:51Everyone's already done.
00:42:52We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:20I tried to stop her,
00:43:21but she's like a crazier Regina George
00:43:22with worse highlights.
00:43:25So cute.
00:43:26Oh, on page four,
00:43:27there's a great pair of way
00:43:28that I took of Mia wedding herself
00:43:30in sixth grade.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:31Page four.
00:43:33She fed all my worst moments
00:43:34into a little pink book.
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:39Hey.
00:43:41I like your big tails.
00:43:43And everybody had Briggs' mirror.
00:43:46This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:50Actually,
00:43:53it does.
00:43:56Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:43:59Um,
00:44:00yeah,
00:44:00that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:01Do you really want your prom queen
00:44:03to be a girl
00:44:04who makes out
00:44:06with her in-sync posters?
00:44:07See page seven.
00:44:08As long as it's not you,
00:44:10I'm good.
00:44:11Are you blind?
00:44:12She's been fugly since birth,
00:44:14and now everybody knows it.
00:44:16You know,
00:44:18a year ago,
00:44:19this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:21But now I know
00:44:23everything in here
00:44:23made me
00:44:24who I am today.
00:44:29So go ahead.
00:44:31Read away.
00:44:32I have nothing to hide.
00:44:33Unlike you.
00:44:35If you keep messing with me,
00:44:36I'll just expose you
00:44:36for all the horrible things
00:44:37you've done.
00:44:38You have nothing on me,
00:44:40poser.
00:44:40What about
00:44:41what you did with the
00:44:43ninth grade basketball team
00:44:44on the field trip?
00:44:46What?
00:44:47I...
00:44:48nobody knows about that.
00:44:50You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:52Facebook?
00:44:53What?
00:44:53Okay, English much?
00:44:55You know,
00:44:55this little tough girl act
00:44:57is cute and all,
00:44:58but the only one
00:44:59getting exposed today
00:45:00is you.
00:45:10What are you hiding
00:45:11back there, Mia?
00:45:12Your couch potato
00:45:14Yeah,
00:45:15show us your stressed out
00:45:17brain pain.
00:45:18That is way too far,
00:45:19Jessica.
00:45:20My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:22And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:24Honestly,
00:45:24I was helping.
00:45:25Hey,
00:45:26you're beautiful, Mia,
00:45:28and you know I.
00:45:29It's okay.
00:45:29I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:35Jessica,
00:45:36you think
00:45:37being prom queen
00:45:38is all about looks,
00:45:40okay?
00:45:42High school bucket list
00:45:43item number 12.
00:45:45Go on it
00:45:46while you've got it.
00:45:47You want my shine?
00:45:49You want my glossy?
00:45:51You want my sexy?
00:45:53You want my sassy?
00:45:55Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:56Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:57Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:58Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:59Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:00Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:01No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:09Woo!
00:46:09Yes!
00:46:10Yes, Mia!
00:46:11Okay, Mia!
00:46:12Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:14Wow.
00:46:15Look at you,
00:46:16pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:19FYI,
00:46:20you will never be like us.
00:46:21You will never live like us.
00:46:24No, I want to live better.
00:46:26How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:29I dare you all
00:46:30to strip something off.
00:46:35High school bucket list,
00:46:37item number 13.
00:46:38Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:43Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:45Anyone can do that.
00:46:46I can do it.
00:46:47And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:00Fine.
00:47:00Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:47:04Bye, Jess.
00:47:08Ugh.
00:47:10Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:14Shh.
00:47:15I love you today.
00:47:38Ow!
00:47:39Ah, my wrist.
00:47:40I think I sprained it.
00:47:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:43Hey, Mia.
00:47:45Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:47She needs help.
00:47:48Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:51Now!
00:47:52Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:47:55You can't quit on me right now.
00:47:57Mia, not before I...
00:47:58Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:03Not before I tell you that I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:48:04Mia, I've always...
00:48:05Mia, hey.
00:48:07Hey.
00:48:08Hey, Mia.
00:48:09You okay?
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:11Huh.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:13What happened?
00:48:15Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:18I was trying to recycle.
00:48:21How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:26I didn't see that coming.
00:48:27Yeah.
00:48:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Hey, party's over.
00:48:35Everyone out!
00:48:36You heard him.
00:48:37Go.
00:48:38Get out.
00:48:38Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:39Vote Mia.
00:48:40Vote Mia.
00:48:40I got you.
00:48:42Come on.
00:48:43Let's go.
00:48:50Okay.
00:48:53Thank you for saving my life.
00:48:57I'm just glad you're okay.
00:48:59For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:10What's wrong?
00:49:12Jess never gets better.
00:49:14Better at what?
00:49:16Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:19And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:24I would never date Jessica.
00:49:26Connor.
00:49:27Seriously.
00:49:28Stop.
00:49:31Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:35You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:38She...
00:49:39I know.
00:49:39She's a genius.
00:49:41You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:42It's really cool.
00:49:44Get some rest.
00:49:46I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:48Connor?
00:49:49Can you stay with me?
00:49:58Come here.
00:50:00Mm-hmm.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:09You're the genius, Tommy.
00:50:12I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:36I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:43You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:47You scared me.
00:50:51God.
00:50:52No, I don't.
00:50:53I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:50:56So it's never around anyone, which is good.
00:51:00I'm not just anyone.
00:51:06What is all this?
00:51:09Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:12Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:15You want to help me wrap?
00:51:18Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:20No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:25I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:29Not yet, anyway.
00:51:35So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:40Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:42No, you're not.
00:51:44Don't even look.
00:51:45I know you're not.
00:51:47You're actually super successful.
00:51:52Really smart.
00:51:55Kind.
00:51:59You're pretty perfect.
00:52:05No wonder I was in love.
00:52:14Hold up.
00:52:15Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:18No one.
00:52:20I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:26Because now I know all of these.
00:52:30It's awesome.
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:32So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:37Jessica Alba.
00:52:38So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:44Okay.
00:52:46You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:49Really?
00:52:50You know what I see in our future?
00:52:56Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:00I'd love to.
00:53:03Question.
00:53:04Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:07I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:10He's busy.
00:53:12He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:15Wait, wait.
00:53:17Connor.
00:53:19Your dad.
00:53:20Enough about my dad.
00:53:22Actually, come on.
00:53:23You don't want to be late.
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:40Everyone's going to love these, man.
00:53:42That's what won you crazy votes.
00:53:44Sure.
00:53:46But...
00:53:49I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:51Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:53:56And who knows what will happen then.
00:54:03Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:06Oh.
00:54:08You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:11The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:28So you're buying votes now?
00:54:31Me?
00:54:32No.
00:54:33I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:37But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:44Besties?
00:54:46You don't even know their names.
00:54:49Of course I do.
00:54:51Well, the hot ones.
00:54:54The rest are freaks, not people.
00:54:56But hey, money talks, right?
00:54:58Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:02Well, come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:13Look, Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:19I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:28At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:30Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:35But you can't.
00:55:36Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:39Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:42Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:43Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:47And I love all my subjects.
00:55:50Even you.
00:55:52Look.
00:56:11OMG, you're twinning!
00:56:21Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:25I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:27Oh, and con-con hair is your gift.
00:56:30Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:34I don't want anything from you.
00:56:37Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:46No matter what I do, this always gets your way.
00:56:49Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:51What am I even doing here?
00:56:55Bribes aren't my thing.
00:56:57Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:00He might be down.
00:57:02Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:04Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:07They're special.
00:57:08Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:11No, no.
00:57:12I know they're stupid.
00:57:15And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:18Just trust me.
00:57:20They're going to love them.
00:57:21Hey, you guys.
00:57:23Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:24And you're going to love them.
00:57:53So, I know these aren't...
00:57:56Coach Baggs or Tiffany Grace books, but...
00:58:01I hope when they're the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:19But you should.
00:58:20You're more talented than you know.
00:58:24You just need a cool artist name.
00:58:28Like...
00:58:28Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:43Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:49That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:54Be Jordan.
00:58:57Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:00But I'm...
00:59:01Kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:05Just wait a few years.
00:59:08You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:11And...
00:59:11You deserve it.
00:59:17Everybody shut up!
00:59:19Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:22Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:25I got one for you too.
00:59:32True trash, don't Cellár,��ating in Pies.
00:59:35Whoa!
00:59:36We're gonna leave it in 4K.
00:59:37Okay.
00:59:38Alright, fine.
00:59:39You just can't let go!
00:59:40Please!
00:59:47Hey, um...
00:59:50This one's for you.
00:59:52Okay.
01:00:00Yeah, I
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:09This is the first lure you ever bought me
01:00:12How did you find
01:00:13Magic evolve, you're on there
01:00:15A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:19It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:21Do everything with your dad
01:00:24While you can
01:00:27You'll never get this time back
01:00:31Thank you
01:00:32Yeah, thank you
01:00:33Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:37Hey, no
01:00:38Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:40Promise me
01:00:42That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:44That's all
01:00:56For you
01:00:58I'll do it
01:01:03Congrats
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:10It's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:16Hey everyone
01:01:18Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:23Boycotting Jessica's prom queens
01:01:38I knew he wouldn't make it
01:01:39I knew he wouldn't make it
01:01:56What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:04We're taking a stand
01:02:06We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:10No plastics for prom
01:02:12No plastics for prom
01:02:14You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:17Worshipped?
01:02:20They were terrified of you
01:02:22It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:25But now
01:02:26We've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:31Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects
01:02:35Let's hear your voice
01:02:41Attention everyone
01:02:43America's favorite outcast Mia Watkins
01:02:47Just volunteered
01:02:49To sing the national anthem
01:02:52In front of the whole school
01:03:07Come on Mia
01:03:10We're all waiting
01:03:13Hey
01:03:14Hey yes you can
01:03:17Show them all what you can do
01:03:20All of them
01:03:24No, no
01:03:24I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:27Just don't look at them
01:03:29Look at me
01:03:31I believe in you Mia
01:03:32Get your camcorder
01:03:34This is going to be legendary
01:03:38I believe in you
01:03:44High school bucket list item number 14
01:03:47Live your Beyonce fantasy
01:03:54Hi everyone
01:03:56Please rise
01:04:17Just look at me
01:04:20Just look at me
01:04:28Oh say can you see
01:04:34By the dawn's early light
01:04:40What so proudly we hailed
01:04:46At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:51Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:04:57Through the perilous fight
01:05:02O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:06Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:11And the rocket's red glare
01:05:16And the rocket's red glare
01:05:17The bombs bursting in air
01:05:21Gave proof through the night
01:05:26That our flag was still there
01:05:30O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:43O'er the land of the free
01:05:50And the home of the brave
01:06:07Stop! Stop!
01:06:09Give it up for Mia
01:06:10This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:15See?
01:06:16Everyone loves you Mia
01:06:35If you want to win
01:06:35You've got to give him a show right?
01:06:37Yeah
01:06:38Plus I like kissing you
01:06:40What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh nothing that I um
01:06:43I just thought I'm really
01:06:53Shit that's my dad
01:06:56What is he doing here?
01:06:57He never comes to my games
01:06:58What if I fuck up?
01:06:59Hey
01:07:00Connor you're gonna be fine
01:07:04This is the big game
01:07:06Mia
01:07:07This is the only game he cares about
01:07:09Hey look at me
01:07:11I already know what happens
01:07:12Remember?
01:07:15Listen
01:07:15In the last moment
01:07:17Take that three-pointer
01:07:19It'll seem impossible
01:07:21But trust me
01:07:26I trust you
01:07:29And here we go everyone
01:07:31The big championship game
01:07:32The Fairfield Lions
01:07:33Versus the Falcons
01:07:35For the big one
01:07:36Here we go ladies and gentlemen
01:07:37Let's begin
01:07:38Let's begin
01:08:05Let's begin
01:08:07His home team is down
01:08:08Two points
01:08:09And Connor Oliver
01:08:11Has the ball
01:08:26He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer
01:08:28And there he goes
01:08:32Yes he scores
01:08:34The Fairfield Lions
01:08:3649-48
01:08:38And they win the game
01:08:49Let's go
01:08:51First an A
01:08:53And now this
01:08:56Expect me
01:08:57At all
01:08:58Your college games
01:08:59Con
01:09:00Really?
01:09:01Really
01:09:03I'm sorry
01:09:04For missing out on this
01:09:07And on you
01:09:12I couldn't be more proud son
01:09:14Looks like you got a fan
01:09:16Who feels the same
01:09:19Congratulations
01:09:23Yeah
01:09:24You were right about everything
01:09:27Oh
01:09:27Am I being pumped?
01:09:30That pipply mouth
01:09:31Weeher isn't going to steal
01:09:32Con Con
01:09:33And my crown
01:09:35We will take her down
01:09:37We'll dance
01:09:37For good
01:09:39I won because of you
01:09:40No
01:09:41No
01:09:41You won because of you
01:09:43I just gave you a little hint
01:09:45But I do accept payment
01:09:47And kisses
01:09:51I could do a lot better than that
01:10:03Wait
01:10:05Should we be doing this?
01:10:07I mean what about your crush
01:10:09The girl you've worked so hard for
01:10:11It's you Mia
01:10:12It always has been
01:10:18Holy circuits
01:11:07Good morning beautiful
01:11:11You're staring again
01:11:14Five more minutes
01:11:17You're kind of distracting
01:11:21Should we just ditch school
01:11:22And do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test
01:11:26This was your chem test
01:11:30And you passed
01:11:31With flying colors
01:11:38Okay say we do
01:11:41Skip class
01:11:43And what about
01:11:45Brown tonight?
01:11:48Oh you still wanted to go to
01:11:49I figured I would just ask my crush
01:11:54You're never going to let that go
01:11:57It's stupid
01:12:00It's just that you're the valedictorian
01:12:03How did you not figure out that I've liked you since 9th grade?
01:12:08Because I looked like Chewbacca back then
01:12:11What?
01:12:12Yeah
01:12:13I actually liked the frizzy hair
01:12:15And those
01:12:17Like striped turtlenecks
01:12:19No you didn't
01:12:20Yeah
01:12:20It's so hot
01:12:25Okay so
01:12:28Hurry up and ask me now
01:12:30Oh you want me to ask you?
01:12:31Yes please
01:12:32Oh well I gotta do it properly
01:12:38Mia Watkins
01:12:40Will you
01:12:47Will you officially
01:12:48Be my prom date
01:12:51And my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes I will go with you
01:12:56And I will absolutely be your girlfriend
01:13:04Come on
01:13:06Let's go win that crown
01:13:08Five more minutes
01:13:09You said
01:13:10No
01:13:10I am going to give you
01:13:16The perfect princess diaries moment
01:13:20Jess will not be able to sabotage your night
01:13:23Or is she going to?
01:13:26I don't know
01:13:28You want to beg at the game
01:13:30Maybe she's given up
01:13:34No
01:13:37She won't
01:13:41I know she won't
01:13:42Because
01:13:44I've lived it
01:13:47I'm sorry
01:13:48Say again
01:13:50Okay
01:13:52This is going to sound insane
01:13:53Chris but you're my best friend
01:13:55So I have to tell you the truth
01:14:01I'm from the future
01:14:11Okay
01:14:13Yeah the future
01:14:14Cool
01:14:15Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:17Are you going to like call my parents
01:14:18Or the cops
01:14:19Or an exorcist?
01:14:22No
01:14:22You're not
01:14:24Mia you're not crazy
01:14:25And you're not a liar
01:14:28If you say you're from the future
01:14:31I believe you
01:14:37Okay
01:14:38Okay
01:14:38Okay
01:14:38That'd be the future scoop
01:14:39How does Lost Island?
01:14:41Oh and was I right about Lance Pass?
01:14:43Okay
01:14:43Um
01:14:44They got off the island
01:14:45Uh Lance does come out
01:14:47And they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:49Whoa
01:14:50The future's violent
01:14:52You have no idea
01:14:53But
01:14:54This dance could change my life
01:14:57Actually
01:14:59So will you help me
01:15:00Stop
01:15:03Come in
01:15:05But before we close the hell mouth
01:15:07That is Jess
01:15:08Okay
01:15:10Let's go
01:15:37You look like a queen
01:15:40Thanks
01:15:42Hopefully I'll look
01:15:57Welcome
01:15:58Students
01:15:59To this year's
01:16:012006
01:16:02Senior prom
01:16:08You have one hour left
01:16:10To vote
01:16:11For this year's
01:16:12Prom king
01:16:12And prom queen
01:16:18Ready to go back
01:16:20To being a troll
01:16:21Ready to need therapy
01:16:22After I win
01:16:24We're going down
01:16:25Watkins
01:16:26Bring it on
01:16:27Jessica
01:16:39Oh my god
01:16:40You look so good
01:16:43Black is definitely
01:16:44Your color
01:16:44Oh thanks
01:16:45FYI
01:16:46This is your last chance
01:16:47To make the right choice
01:16:51Oh my god
01:16:52Give it up Jessica
01:16:54Jessica I don't
01:16:55I want Mia
01:16:57But I want you
01:16:59We are perfect together
01:17:00Why would you date a dishrag
01:17:03When you can have an icon
01:17:05Oh shut up and look hot
01:17:07Concon
01:17:08Think about your future
01:17:11My life is going to be amazing
01:17:15It could be
01:17:17If you worked on yourself
01:17:19And stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:22You can be better than this
01:17:24Jess
01:17:29I know you didn't want this before
01:17:31But open it
01:17:41Just
01:17:43Hey
01:17:44Don't
01:17:44Do what you're planning
01:17:46To do tonight
01:17:46Okay
01:17:48It could save your future
01:17:50If you don't
01:17:57I'm not planning
01:17:58On doing anything
01:17:59Other than winning
01:18:11I tried
01:18:13Principal Davis
01:18:14There are kids doing drugs
01:18:16In the bathroom
01:18:17I think it's crack cane
01:18:20I don't know
01:18:21But just go get them
01:18:24Hurry
01:18:24They are dying
01:18:47Everyone
01:18:47It is time to count the votes
01:18:49For this year's prom queen
01:18:53Let's welcome our prom queen finalists
01:18:56To the stage
01:18:57Neal Watkins
01:18:58And Jessica Hart
01:19:02And as expected
01:19:04Give it up for your prom king
01:19:06Basketball all star
01:19:08Connor Oliver
01:19:28While I finish counting the votes
01:19:30Let's hear it from our prom queen finalists
01:19:34Let's start with Jessica Hart
01:19:39I would like to thank all of my diehard fans
01:19:43Who voted for me the last four years
01:19:45I'm so excited to leave high school
01:19:49And represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere
01:19:58Hi
01:20:00I shouldn't be here
01:20:04That's what I told myself
01:20:06The past four years
01:20:08I wasn't good enough
01:20:11I wasn't pretty enough
01:20:12I wasn't strong enough
01:20:16But I'm here now
01:20:20And I'm here to represent all of you
01:20:23The misfits
01:20:24The outcasts
01:20:26Anyone who's ever felt
01:20:28Alone
01:20:31You're not
01:20:35Thank you
01:20:44Alright ladies and gentlemen
01:20:46The votes are in
01:20:47Looks like we have a winner
01:20:55And
01:20:56Your 2006 prom queen winner is
01:21:05Jessica Hart
01:21:12I'm so sorry
01:21:13Hey
01:21:13It's okay
01:21:15This is your moment
01:21:16You earned it
01:21:20I know
01:21:21I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:21:29Smile king
01:21:29It's for the yearbook
01:21:35You were right
01:21:37You saw it all
01:21:41And you believe to me
01:21:45Out of the way freak
01:21:47This is for royalty only
01:21:49Oh shut it
01:21:519021 ho
01:21:53Mia has something to say
01:21:55I warned you
01:22:05Mia?
01:22:06Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:08Mia Watkins?
01:22:08They're all for Mia
01:22:09And I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:11What?
01:22:13No
01:22:13These are fake
01:22:15Principal Davis
01:22:16This is a set up
01:22:18Mia
01:22:19Is this true?
01:22:21No
01:22:21No
01:22:22Actually
01:22:24Jessica lied
01:22:25Bribed and cheated her way to the crown
01:22:28Okay
01:22:29Mia
01:22:31Mia actually cares about this class
01:22:33It's no wonder that she won
01:22:34Fairly
01:22:36But don't take it from me
01:22:39Let's see
01:22:40Show of hands
01:22:40Who voted for Mia?
01:22:47Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:51Mia!
01:22:52They actually voted for me
01:22:55I never doubted them
01:22:57Or you
01:23:05High school bucket list item number 15
01:23:09Embrace your inner crown
01:23:12The crown is mine
01:23:15I'm the popular one
01:23:16I'm hot
01:23:18And I'm skinny
01:23:19And I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:20What more do you people want?
01:23:26Ah
01:23:40Jessica
01:23:41First you cheated
01:23:42Now you could have killed someone
01:23:44This is grounds for expulsion
01:23:46Security
01:23:47No
01:23:48No
01:23:49It was Mia
01:23:50She
01:23:51She knows things
01:23:52She's like a psychic
01:23:54Or a witch
01:23:54Or something
01:23:55I swear
01:23:55Bye bye
01:23:56Bimbo
01:23:57No
01:24:07She's so risky
01:24:10That's something Mia
01:24:11Help me
01:24:12Go get it in a few years
01:24:13No
01:24:13No
01:24:14This isn't right
01:24:17You suck
01:24:18You're cheating
01:24:21Curse on you
01:24:22Queen
01:24:23Bitch
01:24:26Here
01:24:27Take this
01:24:30No
01:24:31I can't take that
01:24:32Yes
01:24:32I want you to
01:24:35Clearly no matter when
01:24:36Or where
01:24:37You are
01:24:38You can find me
01:24:40You time traveling nerd
01:24:44Right here
01:24:58You're
01:25:03You okay?
01:25:05I'm okay
01:25:06What happened?
01:25:15you tricked and fell you all right
01:25:25where's jessica jessica jessica hart
01:25:31i don't know she's probably in prison by now remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:36i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:43whoa everything that happened senior year came to
01:25:50but that's all in the past i want to focus on the future
01:25:56you know watkins since the first time i met you in freshman year
01:26:01i loved you you were the cutest glasses wearing
01:26:08nerd i ever met
01:26:13and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:21to taking on the whole world i i couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:27to be my partner
01:26:31me a watkins
01:26:36will you marry me
01:26:38hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:49i can't believe this is happening
01:26:52you're a time traveler nia you didn't see this coming
01:26:58us getting engaged no not in a million years
01:27:04but hey i guess some things you never see coming
01:27:10i always knew
01:27:25like you
01:27:26and no one
01:27:28makes me feel like you do
01:27:31and no one
01:27:33sets my body on fire
01:27:36no one
01:27:37gives me shivers like you
01:27:42oh no one does it
01:27:44baby
01:27:45you
01:27:48you
01:27:49you
01:27:50you
01:27:51you
01:27:52you
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