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End of the World, Start of My Empire
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:00Children.
00:02:02Woohoo.
00:02:09What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously?
00:02:12Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:15You?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:24Then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:39This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits.
00:02:44Brrrr.
00:02:45Ha ha!
00:02:47When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids.
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear.
00:03:04I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:16System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining.
00:03:51Three minutes.
00:03:54Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait.
00:04:05Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:35You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The warhead and white top guns.
00:04:51That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:58I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy them, have our gun and then sell them off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:15What works for me?
00:05:16All right.
00:05:18One can of food.
00:05:21Who's going to beat that?
00:05:30No, I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:45And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:00The ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two tans.
00:06:16Oh, two tans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33So is what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last can.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detectives.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:49Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids.
00:08:36I bet in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidden?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidden, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm going to hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver.
00:09:27Go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been feeling ready, ready on your market.
00:09:31Ready, set, go.
00:09:33Go and take a pretty step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:42Till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54This time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:48Time to complete.
00:10:49Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53Told you.
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:00Why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:11:01I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07I'm not gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur?
00:11:38You again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to this tree.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:12:08That was my only Molotov.
00:12:1445 seconds remaining
00:12:15until host death
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I saved the gas from a wrecked car
00:12:26just left to scare him off
00:12:27What?
00:12:27So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now
00:12:30Take one more step
00:12:32and I'll burn this whole place to the ground
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur
00:12:35You already have two of them
00:12:37You gotta take her too
00:12:38Host death in 20 seconds
00:12:44Fuck
00:12:45Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur
00:12:55You're dead
00:12:56You hear me?
00:12:58I'm dead
00:12:59This is not over
00:13:00I'll catch you later, pretty girl
00:13:14Come on, let's go
00:13:15Go
00:13:22Thank you
00:13:23You saved my life
00:13:26Rescue mission complete
00:13:28Partner count increased
00:13:29Current total
00:13:303
00:13:30Affection metrics
00:13:32Mary
00:13:3215
00:13:33Karen
00:13:3510
00:13:37Susan
00:13:3810
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy
00:13:44Rough around the edges
00:13:46But he's got guns
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased
00:13:50Rewards issued
00:13:51Medicine
00:13:5210 units
00:13:532 MP5
00:13:54Submachine guns
00:13:554 clips of ammunition
00:13:5650 rounds each
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time
00:14:002 rifles?
00:14:01Guns are extinct
00:14:03And now I've got 2?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex
00:14:12Hey, let's move
00:14:13It's not safe here
00:14:14Cool
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the 5 star apocalypse hotel
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets
00:14:31But, hey, it's free
00:14:34Hope you don't mind
00:14:36You're kidding
00:14:37How can this shoebox
00:14:38Fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all
00:14:42You saved us
00:14:44It's more than enough
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit
00:14:48It's gonna be fine
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan
00:14:53You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton
00:14:58And this is my little sister
00:14:59We survived one of the battles
00:15:01And then got caught
00:15:04I'm Mary
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:19I'm a Hollywood star
00:15:20Oh
00:15:22Country bumpkins
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad
00:15:25But he left without me
00:15:27So I got caught right after
00:15:31Well, from now on
00:15:33Where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first
00:15:40Make yourselves comfortable
00:15:42And food will be ready in a little bit
00:15:44I'll help
00:15:45Okay
00:15:46Alright
00:15:48Damn
00:15:49She really knows how to butter people up
00:15:51Great
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain
00:15:55Only my little sister
00:15:56Would be naive enough
00:15:57To fall for a guy like him
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no
00:16:02Alright
00:16:03We'll start with chicken soup
00:16:04About half a gallon
00:16:06Just gonna fill this up
00:16:08To that line right there
00:16:09Okay
00:16:23Wow
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together
00:16:26When she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40Well, what were you staring at?
00:16:55Nothing, just
00:16:58I don't want you overdoing it
00:16:59I got it
00:17:02It's fine
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction
00:17:07So I'm your wife now
00:17:10I can boil the water
00:17:11And clean the floors
00:17:14Anything to make you happy
00:17:41She's cute
00:17:43I got it
00:17:44Okay
00:17:44Let me help
00:17:46Right there
00:17:52You didn't just save me
00:17:56You gave me food
00:17:58A place to stay
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life
00:18:02That would make me
00:18:04Really happy
00:18:18Damn
00:18:19This system is
00:18:21For real
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:39Wow
00:18:40She moves fast
00:18:42Cute
00:18:43But charm
00:18:45That's my lane
00:18:47Okay
00:18:48Dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:56Oh no
00:18:57I think I twisted my ankle
00:18:59Arthur, honey
00:19:00Could you please hold me?
00:19:02I don't think I can stand
00:19:03Here, come try to stand
00:19:04My legs feel really weak right now
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me
00:19:10You're so strong
00:19:12Makes me feel safe
00:19:15Honestly, I'm
00:19:16Kind of looking forward
00:19:17To sleeping with you tonight
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight
00:19:33I can keep you warm
00:19:35Give you a massage
00:19:41Maybe even though
00:19:44Why don't we make things
00:19:45A little more interesting
00:19:46And see who Arthur chooses
00:19:51Back in school
00:19:52All the girls would call me a loser
00:19:54Now I've got two gorgeous women
00:19:57Fighting for me
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No
00:20:14No, nothing
00:20:15It was just really
00:20:16Hot in there
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan
00:20:21Seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this
00:20:26A woman's worth is less than a cow
00:20:27If he didn't have all that food
00:20:29I wouldn't even be here
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever
00:20:34I need to raise their affection levels
00:20:37So
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook
00:20:52The soup is delicious
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am
00:21:13It's just
00:21:15It's really hot in here
00:21:40Sorry
00:21:43Susan
00:21:44What do you think you're doing?
00:21:46Just giving her husband a little massage
00:21:49Yeah
00:21:51Oh wow
00:21:52You must be so exhausted after all that cooking
00:21:56Maybe you need to lie down
00:21:58I could help you relax
00:22:00Great idea
00:22:02I'll help too
00:22:10If I don't make a move
00:22:12Am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage
00:22:32That's all
00:22:51This is too good to be true
00:22:56Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone
00:23:01Yeah
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay
00:23:07Forget the massage
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place
00:23:10Like now
00:23:12Yeah
00:23:18Alright, there should be enough supplies
00:23:20To get us a bigger place in Wasteland City
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah
00:23:33I'm okay, though
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest
00:23:36But you go on without me
00:23:40Okay
00:23:41But if you hear a sound
00:23:42You lock the door
00:23:43And you stay quiet, alright?
00:23:52Okay
00:23:53Wait
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:03I'm going to come right back
00:24:04I won't abandon my girls
00:24:09Okay, babe
00:24:11I'll wait for you
00:24:13Okay
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now
00:24:32Three women waiting on her
00:24:34And more food than the rest of us combine
00:24:36Then we take it
00:24:39All of it
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:18Well, well, well
00:25:20Look at you
00:25:22You look a lot better than you did yesterday
00:25:38Good
00:25:38Upgraded our place with supplies
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary, Mary, Mary
00:25:56Arthur, there's a note over here
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse
00:26:06If you want her back
00:26:07It's Jack and us, guys
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance
00:26:11Searching by these footprints
00:26:12There's at least seven or eight of them
00:26:13They must have teamed up with another group
00:26:15Those guys are animals
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it
00:26:19No, no
00:26:20No, Mary is alive
00:26:22Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere
00:26:23And she's leveraged for more supplies
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here
00:26:41I'm going alone
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless
00:26:47You can't
00:26:47Hey
00:26:49Don't worry
00:26:50I'm going to bring Mary back
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon
00:27:11Boss
00:27:12Can't we have a little fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was right
00:27:22Mary really is still alive
00:27:23He promised Arthur we'd stay home
00:27:25I don't trust him alone
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick
00:27:41Someone with that much supply
00:27:43Doesn't move alone
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp
00:27:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:28some food
00:28:30he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the stuff or not
00:28:41i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it shut up this isn't your time
00:28:49to talk
00:28:51don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:13hey hey hey hey tony
00:29:17we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right what girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:49nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him
00:30:16are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here
00:30:28i know what you guys are gonna do be smart get the out
00:30:42i gave you a chance
00:30:44i
00:30:59i
00:31:00i
00:31:00i
00:31:00i
00:31:01i
00:31:01i
00:31:01i
00:31:02i
00:31:03He's got real Johnny!
00:31:12Wait, a gun? A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he kill a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us. He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah. With all the shots you fired, you're probably burning through half a mag already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got!
00:31:24We rush him together.
00:31:26The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:52C'mon!
00:31:54C'mon!
00:31:54Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:06We're not done yet.
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay? I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:19It's his fucking jack.
00:32:21It's all his fault!
00:32:22He's lying!
00:32:24I didn't do anything!
00:32:25Tony took your girls! He stole your supplies!
00:32:29Don't shoot me!
00:32:30Don't shoot me!
00:32:32Don't shoot me!
00:32:33We can talk this out!
00:33:07I thought I was never gonna see you again.
00:33:09I told you I'd come back.
00:33:12Oh my God!
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here? I told you guys to stay home!
00:33:16We were so worried about you.
00:33:18I was so scared I thought you were gonna die.
00:33:20Oh really?
00:33:21That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:23How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:27God, that was so hard.
00:33:28My times are changing.
00:33:30But I know where I'm going.
00:33:34The spire of my blood driving me home.
00:33:37Bow's affection levels increased.
00:33:39Been broken and weak.
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:45Purified water.
00:33:4620 liters.
00:33:47Canned meat.
00:33:4820 units.
00:33:49Milk.
00:33:5020 cartons.
00:33:54Come on.
00:33:55Let's go home.
00:34:01As for you guys...
00:34:04As for you guys...
00:34:06Come here.
00:34:11Don't kill me!
00:34:13Please!
00:34:14We'll give you back everything!
00:34:16Shut up!
00:34:18On your knees.
00:34:22Arthur, man, please.
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man.
00:34:27We were...
00:34:28We were...
00:34:28We were classmates, right?
00:34:32We'll work for you.
00:34:33Hands on the ground.
00:34:54You remember this.
00:34:56If you ever...
00:34:57Come near my wives again...
00:35:00I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:35:04Get out of here.
00:35:05Get out of here.
00:35:05Ah, now!
00:35:16Ladies!
00:35:18Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:19Huh?
00:35:20At our new home.
00:35:22Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:28Affection Metrics.
00:35:30Mary.
00:35:3130.
00:35:32Karen.
00:35:3315.
00:35:34Susan.
00:35:3525.
00:35:36Human Civilization Continuation Progress.
00:35:3933%.
00:35:41Civilization...
00:35:43Continuation?
00:35:45Primary Objective.
00:35:46Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:35:51What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:54Bet you I brought you a clean towel.
00:35:57I'll just leave you here.
00:35:58Okay.
00:36:00Thanks.
00:36:09Ah.
00:36:34Where are you?
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:37Arthur.
00:36:39You saved me.
00:36:41Fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:57And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking.
00:37:09And I'm going to regret it.
00:37:13I'm going to regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:16I choose you.
00:37:18I don't want.
00:37:20I don't want.
00:37:23You wrap around your finger
00:37:26You feel like a tiger
00:37:29You need to tame
00:37:31I'm hungry for your body
00:37:34I'm ready for your game
00:37:36You take the rest of me
00:37:40Yes, you do
00:37:43You take the rest of me
00:37:46You get it out of the door
00:37:50You take the rest of me
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to rewind
00:38:00It's been a long week
00:38:05I'll take good care
00:38:22You make me feel alive
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body
00:38:27I'm ready for your game
00:38:30You take the rest of me
00:38:33You take the rest of me
00:38:39You get it out of the door
00:38:43You take the rest of me
00:38:46Yes, you do
00:38:53Arthur
00:38:54Baby, don't stop
00:38:57Please
00:38:59Unbelievable
00:39:00She actually made the first move
00:39:03I won't be left behind
00:39:05Arthur, I know how to make you feel good
00:39:09No
00:39:10Hold me tighter
00:39:12You're driving me insane
00:39:17Oh my god
00:39:22Damn it
00:39:24I want sex too
00:39:26I want a man
00:39:35Arthur
00:39:38Arthur
00:39:39Arthur
00:39:42Arthur
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur
00:39:45Took down your whole gang alone
00:39:47And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys
00:39:54If I had a gun, you three would have been corpse
00:39:59To shreddle with fucking bullets right now
00:40:01Look, boss, we lost the supplies
00:40:03But
00:40:04We still managed to get you what you wanted
00:40:07Yeah
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage
00:40:1043% alcohol
00:40:15You lost a lot of men getting you that
00:40:18Mmm
00:40:19Not bad
00:40:2143% huh
00:40:24It'll do
00:40:27We'd tell you we'll love this
00:40:31As for Arthur
00:40:33Once I finalize a deal with the queen
00:40:36I will bring her a man
00:40:37And go kill him
00:40:38Myself
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected
00:40:52Rewards issued
00:40:54Gasoline
00:40:5520 liters
00:40:56Micro generators
00:40:583 units
00:40:59Purified water
00:41:0030 liters
00:41:01Food
00:41:0230 cans
00:41:03Affection metrics
00:41:04Mary
00:41:0430
00:41:05Increased to 50
00:41:07Susan
00:41:0735
00:41:08And Karen
00:41:0915
00:41:09Increased to 60
00:41:11Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh no
00:41:22He looks so hot
00:41:25I can't help myself
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah
00:41:45Yeah, I'm
00:41:46I'm fine
00:41:49I'm gonna go change
00:41:51And I'll come back out
00:41:53Okay
00:41:57Whew
00:41:57That was close
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:16What is this?
00:42:22I adore
00:42:27Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30And judging by the wood, they're at least pre-nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:35In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:48There have to be at least 100 barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:54Fifty years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire Wasteland City.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:13Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:31Wait, it is pretty good, isn't it?
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:52Karen, what are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan, stop!
00:45:13Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17A man!
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:28Calm down!
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:33Hey!
00:45:34Hey!
00:45:35Hey!
00:45:35Hey!
00:45:35Hey!
00:45:35Hey!
00:45:41Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:44Hey!
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on you or something.
00:45:58No, no, no, she wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:15Sometimes it spikes violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the wasteland queen.
00:46:35She's the daughter of New York mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:42All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that...
00:46:50I'll meet with the queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Just stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:16Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so...
00:47:29Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5050 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that ends.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08All right, it's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:49:19Because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here.
00:49:26Kneeling.
00:49:27Serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:33Oh my.
00:49:34The end comes to us.
00:49:36You know.
00:49:38You might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:48You.
00:49:49Go try.
00:49:50The end comes to us.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of your life.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:46The fraud.
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:49The fraud.
00:50:54oh my old classmate I didn't even recognize you after all these years well
00:51:01I never forgot about you Raymond or any of the lessons you taught me back in
00:51:17school are didn't I tell you when you are being bullied you're supposed to ask yourself what you
00:51:25did wrong first but instead you snitched on me to the deep and now I'm suspended you happy now
00:51:32you piece of shit you're all gonna pay for this
00:51:50you're stuck with it with the rest of your life
00:51:59that bathroom cocktail really stuck with you
00:52:05now you're scamming us with fake boo yeah that crap we saw that bottle in the trash yesterday
00:52:11it's the color of piss how'd you brew that with your own urine
00:52:18guys guys queen tilt I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that that's about to expire so
00:52:25I brought these two bottles that's an exchange that's good thank you
00:52:55strong before the war this wouldn't even passed this premium
00:53:03but now it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline
00:53:09thank you thank you thank you and as for this fraud since we're classmates we could give him a quick
00:53:17less
00:53:17painful death
00:53:24and you
00:53:26how can you decide
00:53:27you haven't even tried my booze we telly why bother I mean just look at it cloudy as hell god
00:53:33knows what kind of shit you dumped in there I know him better than anyone we went to high school
00:53:38together he's always been shit yeah
00:53:40enough
00:53:44fine we'll do this properly but he can drink it
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:02good boy
00:54:25I'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:31I'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:31I'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:33I'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:33I'm drinking the sewage
00:54:33I'm drinking the sewage
00:54:35what the hell this guy can actually make a booth i have no idea i mean he is the guy
00:54:40that pulled a gun on us so yeah maybe i approve whiskey
00:55:04all right
00:55:06blue flame that only happens with hyper flicker i want your whiskey all of it everything that you
00:55:14have let me taste it sure but i want the fresh adrenaline syringes first deal oh yeah oh that's
00:55:29it i never thought i'd taste anything like this again green tilly maybe we should talk about what
00:55:41comes next
00:55:42yeah we should beat it all three of you and take your cheap garbage with you arthur please
00:55:51just give us do us a favor give us a little bit of adrenaline please a little bit we'll
00:55:56do anything you want anything yes anything okay
00:56:06we'll do anything you want i want you to drink his piss arthur don't be a fucking jerk man
00:56:12we've known each other since school yeah yeah we did and look where that got you
00:56:18are you serious right now queen tilly i think it's time to send them out
00:56:29don't you fucking touch me hey this isn't over arthur i'll make you pay for it i will i swear
00:56:36a man who can make liquor like this i need to keep him close
00:56:42queen tilly now aside from the adrenaline i'd like to start a business in the wasteland with
00:56:49your approval your whiskey bought you a place here call me tilly and whatever business you
00:56:58run i take eighty percent eighty come on that's insane too much well there is one way that we
00:57:09can wave it and what might that be
00:57:16be my husband
00:57:25plenty of toys here
00:57:28pick one we have time
00:57:41um you know maybe i can work with eighty percent shut up i am tired of the same boring games
00:57:50i want to try something different i'll be the masochist and you be the sadist
00:58:17compatible spouse detected rescue required subject must be claimed as spous failure will
00:58:25initiate host death
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:38Here. Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51Alright, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:58No need. I'll come myself. With my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives. I want to meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered. Reward issued. Anti-radiation serum. Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum? And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical. Immediate treatment required.
00:59:35The devil in disguise dies.
00:59:45Ahhh!
00:59:48You're over, my dog! You're out!
00:59:50Come here!
00:59:51Ahh!
00:59:52Ahh!
00:59:53Ah!
00:59:55Ah!
00:59:57Ah!
00:59:57Ah!
00:59:57Ah!
00:59:58Ah!
00:59:59Karen, hold on.
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:03Help me!
01:00:05Help me!
01:00:06Let her go!
01:00:07Help me!
01:00:08Ah!
01:00:11Ah!
01:00:12Ah!
01:00:13Ah!
01:00:15Ah!
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:17Ah!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:24Ah!
01:00:27Ah!
01:00:30Ah!
01:00:31Ah!
01:00:33Ah!
01:00:35Ah!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:36Ah!
01:00:38Ah!
01:00:39Ah!
01:00:39Ah!
01:00:40Oh, she's having a full episode!
01:00:41She's lost control!
01:00:44Ah!
01:00:45Ah!
01:00:46Ah!
01:00:47Ah!
01:00:48Ah!
01:00:49Ah!
01:00:50Ah!
01:00:50Ah!
01:00:51Ah!
01:00:51Karen, let me in.
01:00:58Ah!
01:00:59Ah!
01:01:00Ah!
01:01:01Ah!
01:01:01Ah!
01:01:02Ah!
01:01:02Ah!
01:01:02Ah!
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:03Ah!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, get it up!
01:01:07Ah!
01:01:08Karen!
01:01:09Ah!
01:01:11Ah!
01:01:11Ah!
01:01:12Ah!
01:01:12I can't hold her much longer.
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could? Look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:39Oh my god. Hey. Karen. She's opening me.
01:01:47What? What? Karen. Karen. No, Karen. Come on.
01:01:53Warning. Spouse life signal critical. If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate.
01:02:00No, Karen. Come on. Come on. Come on, Karen. Stay with me. Come on. Come on. Stay with me. Come
01:02:07on, Karen.
01:02:09Why is this happening? I already gave her the adrenaline. Come on.
01:02:13Please, please, Karen. Karen, wake up!
01:02:17Spouse life status. Karen, zero percent. Post-death in ten seconds.
01:02:22Uh, mid-box. Mid-box. Come on, Karen. I'm not gonna lose you.
01:02:26Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:02:28I'm out of options. Please let this work. Come on.
01:02:31Come on, Karen. I'm not gonna lose you.
01:02:32Stay with me.
01:02:43Stay with me.
01:02:49Come on, Karen.
01:02:52Come on, Karen.
01:03:00Oh, Sven!
01:03:01Aaaaaa.
01:03:02Oh,ете!
01:03:07Are you okay? You're okay! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
01:03:11Oh!
01:03:12Nooo!
01:03:13I'm okay.
01:03:14I'm sorry.
01:03:15I miss her.
01:03:16Noaaaaaaaa.
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:42It actually worked.
01:03:45Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:50Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel-aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit.
01:04:21I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skid rocks!
01:04:50Skid rocks!
01:04:50Go, no!
01:04:51I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Go!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:04:54Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste, line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28I used to be special forces, army ranger, fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:33I'll be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:43From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I laid down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10That's for you guys.
01:06:13Money salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone?
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:17Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are working up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:47Yes, boss.
01:06:50Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Counts on boss, we're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress, 47%.
01:07:47So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, ball.
01:07:52So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, ball.
01:08:17Please, we're all good.
01:08:18Please, seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe, we should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:31Dangerous.
01:08:32Dangerous.
01:08:33Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:38Dangerous.
01:08:39It's getting dangerous and dangerous.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:20We're doing Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:32So, what's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So, I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28It's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:44Tilly, how dare you.
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04If you fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is going to be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first?
01:11:27I'm not going to.
01:11:28I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:30The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:37She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha.
01:11:59Are you setting us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Raymond, Frank.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:12Ha.
01:12:12Ha.
01:12:14Ha.
01:12:16The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now, or I'm
01:12:24going to have my horny boys back here fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:12:27And I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:32All right.
01:12:33Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:51Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think as women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right.
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy, or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:35I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:39See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have, you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now, you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass, and you ask for forgiveness.
01:13:58And then you give a hundred barrels, or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:21Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:14:27It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45Nuclear fallout left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So, you made up your mind yet?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously, he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Oh, oh, oh.
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:42Oh!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewy's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Miss me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of him.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now, you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewy on that there toy?
01:16:51Yeah, that's right.
01:16:51I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:05Who's he saying?
01:17:07Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his spine!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whiten to your little wittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but...
01:17:40Oh, I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:45I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:17:59Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:18:20Both feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:52You, hey, hey you!
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I think we can hold him off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Johnny!
01:19:21Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:33You're just in time!
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Link, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52You're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:08We did.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:19His wife.
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:20:25Whoa, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually-
01:20:38Holy-
01:20:42Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:47Literally, a scavenger.
01:20:53He is my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58Those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:43You said-
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know-
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur, please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:09Horace, throw them out.
01:22:11Web.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:22:24No!
01:22:25What?
01:22:25No!
01:22:25You don't understand!
01:22:27No!
01:22:27What?
01:22:28No!
01:22:28Get up!
01:22:30Get up!
01:22:34Get up!
01:22:34Get up!
01:22:34Get up!
01:22:35Get up!
01:22:35Get up!
01:22:35Get up!
01:22:37Get up!
01:22:37Get up!
01:22:38Get up!
01:22:41Get up!
01:22:44Get up!
01:22:47Get up!
01:22:54I don't share my men with other women...
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off!
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell? How do they have guns?
01:24:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur!
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10Found them in an abandoned military base!
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit!
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline!
01:24:36Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing!
01:24:37Woo!
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement, now.
01:24:49No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't out run bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us. If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur! Come out! I know you're in there! Bring your bitches with ya!
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us?
01:25:16Well, we've come to return the favor! You're surrounded!
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit! Come on!
01:25:38Come on! Keep fighting!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day! I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:47But get to the basement now!
01:25:49No. If we go, we go together.
01:25:57Yes. If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes. I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me!
01:26:13Okay. But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement. There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered!
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now! Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling...
01:26:42I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:47I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:52Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload!
01:27:24And blow straight to hell!
01:27:27Okay, okay, you got me!
01:27:29I surrender!
01:27:31Stop shooting!
01:27:33Get your ass out here!
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine!
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47Alright!
01:27:48You come out nice and slow!
01:27:52No funny business!
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:28:05Oh, shit!
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31Say these.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling, don't forget, you're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey, why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51Alright, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0260%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:07You ain't seen nothing yet.
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