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End of the World, Start of My Empire
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:00Children.
00:02:02Woohoo.
00:02:09What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously?
00:02:12Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:15You?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:24Then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:39This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits.
00:02:44Brrrr.
00:02:45Ha ha!
00:02:47When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids.
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear.
00:03:04I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:16System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining.
00:03:51Three minutes.
00:03:54Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait.
00:04:05Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:35You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The warhead and white top guns.
00:04:51That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:58I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy them, have our gun and then sell them off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:15What works for me?
00:05:16All right.
00:05:18One can of food.
00:05:21Who's going to beat that?
00:05:30No, I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:45And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:00The ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two tans.
00:06:16Oh, two tans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33So is what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last can.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detectives.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:49Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids.
00:08:36I bet in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidden?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidden, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm going to hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver.
00:09:27Go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been feeling ready, ready on your market.
00:09:31Ready, set, go.
00:09:33Go and take a pretty step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:42Till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54This time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:48Time to complete.
00:10:49Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53Told you.
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:00Why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:11:01I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07I'm not gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur?
00:11:38You again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to this tree.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:46quarry.
00:11:47Beasty?
00:11:48A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:11:57Molotov!
00:12:08Shit!
00:12:09that was my only molotov 45 seconds remaining until host death
00:12:22where did you even get that i saved the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare him off
00:12:27what so what do we do now god i'll need to bluff now take one more step and i'll burn
00:12:33this whole
00:12:33place to the ground god damn it arthur you already have two of them you gotta take her too
00:12:38post death in 20 seconds
00:12:45fuck why won't they back off
00:12:55arthur you're dead you hear me i'm dead this is not over i'll catch you later pretty girl
00:13:14come on let's go go go
00:13:22thank you you saved my life rescue mission complete partner count increased current total
00:13:30three affection metrics mary 15 karen 10 susan 10
00:13:42maybe i can trust this guy rough around the edges but he's got guts
00:13:48spells affection levels increased rewards issued medicine 10 units two mp5 submachine guns four
00:13:55clips of ammunition 50 rounds each items can be retrieved at any time two rifles guns are extinct
00:14:03and now i've got two food meds weapons i might actually be the apex
00:14:12okay let's move it's not safe here
00:14:24uh welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel no hot water no bed sheets but hey it's free
00:14:34i hope you don't mind you're kidding how can this shoebox fit whole four of us
00:14:40i don't mind at all you saved us
00:14:44it's more than enough we can clean the place up a bit it's gonna be fine
00:14:52i'm arthur morgan you are
00:14:56i'm karen linton and this is my little sister we survived one of the battles and then got caught
00:15:04i'm mary
00:15:13really none of you know who i am
00:15:19i'm a hollywood star oh country bumpkins i was supposed to escape with my dad but
00:15:26he left without me so i got caught right after
00:15:31well from now on where are your wives i i promise i'll take good care of you
00:15:38hey let's just eat something first make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit
00:15:44i'll help okay all right damn she really knows how to butter people up great he probably thinks i'm a
00:15:53pain only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him but me marry some
00:16:00trash
00:16:00scavenging loser hell no all right we'll start with chicken soup about half a gallon just gonna fill
00:16:07this up to that line right there wow how am i supposed to keep it together when she looks like
00:16:27that
00:16:33babe what's wrong
00:16:40what were you saying
00:16:54nothing just
00:16:58i don't want you overdoing it i got it
00:17:02it's fine you cut us out of that auction so i'm your wife now
00:17:10i can boil the water and clean the floors anything to make you happy
00:17:41she's cute
00:17:42she's cute but i got it okay let me help right there
00:17:52you didn't just save me you gave me food place to stay if i could stay here the rest of
00:18:02my life that
00:18:03would make me really happy
00:18:18damn this system is
00:18:23for real
00:18:35i just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:40wow she moves fast cute but charm that's my lane okay dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:56i don't know
00:18:57oh no i think i twisted my ankle
00:18:59arthur honey could you please hold me i don't think i can stand
00:19:03i'm scared come try to stand my legs feel really weak right now
00:19:07i don't know
00:19:07it's a good thing you caught me
00:19:10you're so strong
00:19:12makes me feel safe
00:19:15honestly i'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:31baby you should sleep with me tonight
00:19:33i can keep you warm give you a massage
00:19:44why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who arthur chooses
00:19:51back in school all the girls would call me a loser now i've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:19:58thanks
00:19:58i can't believe it's a good thing
00:20:11i don't know
00:20:13i don't know
00:20:15i don't know
00:20:15i don't know
00:20:15i don't know
00:20:17i don't know
00:20:17i don't know
00:20:18i don't know
00:20:28If you didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:38So...
00:20:38It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:14It's just...
00:21:15It's really hot in here.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:43Susan!
00:21:44What do you think you're doing?
00:21:46Just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, wow.
00:21:53You must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:56Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:33I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:36Now I try to repent.
00:22:41Lord, I try and I regret all of the hurt I have.
00:22:48Cause I'm no angel.
00:22:50All I've been to...
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place.
00:23:10Like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19All right.
00:23:19There should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:03I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I'm on a band and my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:17Well, well, well.
00:25:20Look at you.
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:27You look a lot better than you did today.
00:25:38Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur!
00:25:47Something's wrong!
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary!
00:25:52Mary!
00:25:53Mary!
00:25:53Mary!
00:25:53Mary!
00:25:53Mary!
00:25:54Mary!
00:25:54Mary!
00:25:54Mary!
00:25:54Mary!
00:25:55Mary!
00:25:55Mary!
00:25:57Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no, no, no, no, no, Mary is alive, right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't just...
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Don't worry.
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was white.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur we'd stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:28Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:28some food
00:28:29he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the stuff or not
00:28:41i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it shut up this isn't your time
00:28:49to talk
00:28:51don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:13hey hey hey hey
00:29:14tony we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right
00:29:24what girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:48nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys are gonna do
00:30:29be smart
00:30:31get the fuck out
00:30:41i gave you a chance
00:31:02i gave you a chance
00:31:04i gave you a chance
00:31:13real fucking gun how the fuck did he get a real gun there are more of us he can't have
00:31:18that many
00:31:18rounds yeah yeah with all the shots you fire you're probably burning through half a mag already look
00:31:22i don't care how many bullets he's got we rush him together the first one to kill him gets his
00:31:28supplies and his girls
00:31:51come on keep betting your lives on my bullets
00:32:03don't move
00:32:06we're not done yet
00:32:13look i'm sorry okay i have nothing to do with his fucking jack
00:32:20justice it's all his fault he's lying i didn't do anything tony took your girls he's he stole your
00:32:27supplies don't shoot me don't show me we can talk this out
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:12oh my god hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home we were so worried
00:33:17about you
00:33:18i was so scared i thought you were gonna die
00:33:20oh really that's not what you were saying a second ago
00:33:22how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun god that was so hard
00:33:28times are changing
00:33:30but i know where i'm gone
00:33:33that's why my blood driving me home
00:33:36vows affection levels increased
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents
00:33:45pure side water 20 liters canned meat 20 units milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:00as for you guys
00:34:06come here
00:34:11don't kill me please we'll give you back everything shut up
00:34:18on your knees
00:34:22either man please
00:34:26please don't kill us man we're we're we're classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again
00:35:00i'll shoot you in the school
00:35:04get out of here
00:35:05ah now
00:35:16ladies
00:35:18let's have a feast tonight huh
00:35:20at our new home
00:35:22let's have a feast tonight
00:35:28affection metrics
00:35:30mary 30
00:35:32karen
00:35:3315
00:35:34susan
00:35:3525
00:35:36human civilization continuation progress 33 percent
00:35:40civilization
00:35:43continuation
00:35:44primary objective
00:35:46host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization
00:35:52what happens when it reaches a hundred percent
00:35:54baby i brought you a clean towel
00:35:57i'll just leave you here
00:35:58okay
00:36:00thanks
00:36:34why are you
00:36:35why are you what what are you doing
00:36:38arthur
00:36:39you saved me
00:36:41fed me
00:36:42gave me shelter
00:36:45risked everything to bring me back
00:36:50i don't think i've ever met a better person
00:36:54and
00:36:57i don't really have a future in this world
00:37:02okay mary i don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me
00:37:06i know what you're thinking
00:37:09and i'm gonna regret it
00:37:13but i won't
00:37:17i choose you
00:37:19i don't
00:37:20i
00:37:21i
00:37:23i
00:37:24i
00:37:25i
00:37:27i
00:37:28i
00:37:28i
00:37:28i
00:37:29i
00:37:35i
00:37:37You take the rest of me
00:37:40Yes, you do
00:37:43You take the rest of me
00:37:46You get it, I'm gone
00:37:50You take the rest of me
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to
00:37:59wine in a while
00:38:00It's been a long week
00:38:03You, I'll take good care
00:38:11Please!
00:38:12I can feel the heat of your skin
00:38:18And the taste of your mouth
00:38:21Makes me feel alive
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body
00:38:27I'm ready for your game
00:38:30Thanks
00:38:31You take the rest of me
00:38:33Oh
00:38:37You take the rest of me
00:38:39You get it, I'm gone
00:38:43You take the rest of me
00:38:46Yes, you do
00:38:53Arthur
00:38:54Baby, don't stop
00:38:57Please
00:38:59Unbelievable
00:39:00She actually made the first move
00:39:03I won't be left behind
00:39:05Arthur, I know how to make you feel good
00:39:09Hold me tighter
00:39:12Mom, you're driving me insane
00:39:17Oh my god
00:39:19Oh my god
00:39:23Damn it
00:39:24I want sex too
00:39:26I want a man
00:39:28Oh my god
00:39:37Arthur
00:39:42Arthur
00:39:42You're telling me
00:39:43You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur
00:39:45Took down your whole gang
00:39:46Alone
00:39:47And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like
00:39:51Two AK-47s
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys
00:39:54Enough!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would've been corpses
00:39:59Shreddle with fucking bullets right now
00:40:01Look, boss
00:40:02We lost the supplies
00:40:03But
00:40:04We still managed to get you what you wanted
00:40:07Yeah
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage
00:40:10Forty-three percent alcohol
00:40:16You lost a lot of men getting you that
00:40:18Mmm
00:40:19Not bad
00:40:21Forty-three percent, huh?
00:40:24It'll do
00:40:27We'd tell you we love this
00:40:31As for Arthur
00:40:33Once I finalize a deal with the queen
00:40:36I will bring her men
00:40:37And go kill him
00:40:38Myself
00:40:39He he he
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected
00:40:52Rewards issued
00:40:54Gasoline
00:40:5520 liters
00:40:56Micro generators
00:40:583 units
00:40:59Purified water
00:41:0030 liters
00:41:01Food
00:41:0230 cans
00:41:03Affection metrics
00:41:04Mary
00:41:0430
00:41:05Increased to 50
00:41:07Susan
00:41:0735
00:41:08And Karen
00:41:0915
00:41:09Increased to 60
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:19Karen?
00:41:21Oh no
00:41:23He looks so hot
00:41:26I can't help myself
00:41:33Karen
00:41:34What happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm fine
00:41:49I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out
00:41:53Okay
00:41:54She
00:41:54It
00:41:57Whew
00:41:58That was close
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:13What is this?
00:42:22My face
00:42:23I didn't go off
00:42:27Basement?
00:42:31What?
00:42:32thing was off a one-story house shouldn't be this elevated turns out
00:42:36there's a whole basement under here come on let's go check it out
00:42:55what the hell
00:42:59it's gold there's got to be several tons of it
00:43:04gold huh in this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water
00:43:15now this
00:43:19this is the real gold of our era
00:43:24the real gold of our era
00:43:28these are aged whiskey barrels when judging by the word they're at least
00:43:32pre-nuclear war maybe even older in a place like this people need something to get through the day
00:43:37cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now this looks
00:43:42like it used to be a real working seller the owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol
00:43:49there have to be at least a hundred barrels here these are all premium whiskeys
00:43:5450 years old at least 50 percent of alcohol did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can
00:43:59trade for 20 cows now this is the real gold of our era
00:44:06look at this much booze we could buy the entire wasteland city make it ours
00:44:12ladies let's celebrate
00:44:17here
00:44:24here
00:44:31here
00:44:33here
00:44:40here
00:44:41here
00:44:51here
00:44:53here
00:44:53here
00:44:53here
00:44:56here
00:44:57here
00:44:57here
00:44:57here
00:44:58here
00:44:59here
00:45:13here
00:45:14here
00:45:14here
00:45:14here
00:45:14here
00:45:15here
00:45:15here
00:45:15here
00:45:15here
00:45:15here
00:45:27here
00:45:28Calm down.
00:45:30Calm down.
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:45:40Hey.
00:45:48She's OK.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:54I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something?
00:45:58No, no, no, she wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but...
00:46:25We barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen,
00:46:35she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss,
00:46:37and before the war she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline
00:46:40for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that...
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Just stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so...
00:47:29Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:47:50I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5050 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that ends.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:49:19Because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here.
00:49:26Kneeling.
00:49:27Serving me.
00:49:29Harder.
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:34Oh my.
00:49:35The end comes to us.
00:49:36You know.
00:49:38You might just barely qualify.
00:49:41As my foot rests.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:49Go try it.
00:49:51The end comes to us.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait.
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:33You.
00:50:46That's Arthur.
00:50:50The fraud.
00:50:53Oh!
00:50:55My old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond,
00:51:03or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:17Arthur, didn't I tell you,
00:51:21when you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first,
00:51:26but instead, you snitched on me to the deep,
00:51:30and now I'm suspended.
00:51:32You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:51:35You're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:40Arthur.
00:51:47Remember the space of yours.
00:51:49You're stuck with it for the rest of your life.
00:51:52Oh, my God.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:08We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew that?
00:52:14Oh, you're all in your room?
00:52:17Oh, God.
00:52:18Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilt, I heard you got a batch of adrenaline
00:52:22that's about to expire.
00:52:24So, I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:32Yeah.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war, this wouldn't even pass.
00:52:59It was premium.
00:53:03But now,
00:53:05it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And as for this fraud,
00:53:14since we're classmates,
00:53:16we could give him a quick, less painful death.
00:53:24And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Weed till he wiped out there.
00:53:31I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit he dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Weed till he wiped out there.
00:53:44Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:48But he can drink it.
00:53:52I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:20This is insane.
00:54:24It's a gift from God.
00:54:29He's not taking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:39I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe.
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:53Burns.
00:55:06Blue flame.
00:55:08That only happens with hyperflicker.
00:55:10I want your whiskey.
00:55:12All of it.
00:55:13Everything that you have.
00:55:15Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure.
00:55:16But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:23Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah.
00:55:28Oh, that's it.
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Green Tilly.
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:43We should.
00:55:45Beat it.
00:55:46All three of you.
00:55:47And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur.
00:55:50Please.
00:55:51Just give us.
00:55:52Do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit.
00:55:56We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Anything.
00:56:04Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did.
00:56:16And look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:29You fucking touched me.
00:56:30Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it.
00:56:35I will, I swear!
00:56:36A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:39I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:48with your approval.
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:55Call me Tilly, and whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Come on, that's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:16Be my husband.
00:57:26You know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:50I want to try something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist, and you be the sadist.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:27Come on.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:39Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51All right, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:57No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself with my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I want to meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:36The devil in disguise dies.
00:59:56The devil in disguise.
01:00:19None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:34Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode!
01:00:42She's lost control!
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Get it off!
01:01:08Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16You look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:39Oh my god!
01:01:43Karen!
01:01:45She's opening me!
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No, Karen!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:53Warning!
01:01:53Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate!
01:02:00No!
01:02:02Karen, come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:04Come on!
01:02:04Come on, Karen!
01:02:05Stay with me!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:06Come on!
01:02:06Stay with me!
01:02:07Come on, Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:13Karen, wake up!
01:02:13Please!
01:02:14Karen, wake up!
01:02:16Spouse life status.
01:02:18Karen, zero percent.
01:02:20Post-death in ten seconds.
01:02:22Uh, mid-box!
01:02:23Mid-box!
01:02:24Come on, Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:26Karen, I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:33Stay with me!
01:02:36Karen!
01:02:45Come on, Karen!
01:02:47Come on, Karen!
01:02:47I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:49Stay with me!
01:02:49Come on, Karen!
01:02:52Come on, Karen!
01:03:07You okay? You're okay. Oh my God. Oh my God.
01:03:14I'm so sorry. Are you okay? Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine. Yeah.
01:03:24You're still with us. Yeah, I'm fine. The burning feeling, it's gone. I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation. It actually worked.
01:03:45Spouse affection levels increased. Rewards issued. Formal dresses. Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey. Barrel aged. Free samples.
01:04:15Where did you get a gun? Free samples? This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out. One sample for a person.
01:04:34Hey Barrel. This is everything I have. Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:38Can I get half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skin rocks!
01:04:50Go, no! I grabbed it first!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun. So if you want a taste, line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:27Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger. Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine? That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard. One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I laid down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me. We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10That's for you guys.
01:06:12I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out. Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%? You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:38Counts on, boss. We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:12Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please, seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe, we should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:38Dangerous.
01:08:39It's getting dangerous and dangerous.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on boys, payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on boys, get that money.
01:09:20We're doing Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good, we're good.
01:09:31What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:45You won't do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You gotta pay 80%.
01:09:50Now didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't owe you a thing.
01:10:00How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28It's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:44How dare you.
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04If you fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first?
01:11:27I'm not gonna.
01:11:28I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:11:31The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha. Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:03All right.
01:12:04Raymond, Frank.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm gonna have my horny boys back here.
01:12:26Fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:12:28And I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:33All right. Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:51No.
01:12:52So he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:08All right.
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:13That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot him?
01:14:27He'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45Nuclear fallout left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets,
01:15:12I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:15So, you made up your mind, yes?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate!
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:38Whoa!
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:07Missed me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:18Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross! Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up!
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his thighs!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad face.
01:17:37I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:52I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:12Oh, my God!
01:18:17Queen Tilly!
01:18:18We're almost there!
01:18:21Most feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, alright?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:52Hey, hey you!
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Got it!
01:19:04Fuck, get out!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:33You're just in time!
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's guilty of tax evasion,
01:19:39and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52You're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, just shut your mouth!
01:19:59You don't speak to the Queen that way!
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07We did!
01:20:09That's right, we saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap!
01:20:14That's right!
01:20:15Hey!
01:20:16This idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:19His wife!
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:20:25Whoa!
01:20:26Hey!
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not, that's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait, wait, wait a minute!
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually-
01:20:38Stop!
01:20:40Holy!
01:20:43Queen-
01:20:43Queen Tilly, he-
01:20:45He's just trash.
01:20:47Uh, uh, literally a-
01:20:48A scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58And those bottles were made for me-
01:21:01By him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:17Uh, uh, uh, uh, Ms. Tilly, I-
01:21:20I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him!
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up!
01:21:28Oh, come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know.
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur, please save me.
01:21:58I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:09Horus, throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back,
01:22:21kill them on sight.
01:22:24No.
01:22:25No, you don't understand.
01:22:27No.
01:22:27No.
01:22:28Get up!
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:37Come on.
01:22:53Arthur.
01:22:55I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off.
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:33I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:24:01I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:24:03Motherfucker.
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now.
01:24:10We found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle to, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun, too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur.
01:24:49What about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are going to make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur.
01:25:10Come out.
01:25:10I know you're in there.
01:25:12I bring your bitches with you.
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us?
01:25:16Well, we've come to return the favor.
01:25:18You're surrounded.
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:25:22Come on.
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day.
01:25:45I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it.
01:25:48But get to the basement now.
01:25:49No.
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:12Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28Okay.
01:27:28You got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine.
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47All right.
01:27:49You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker.
01:28:05Oh, shit.
01:28:07Oh, shit.
01:28:08Oh, shit.
01:28:08Oh, shit.
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31Say these.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling, don't forget, you're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey, why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51All right, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:54I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:57Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0260%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
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