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00:02:33That was a hot tune from the Dwar Man, but now we're going to slow it down a little bit
00:02:37for all you make-out artists at the top of the world.
00:02:47Give me a cold one, dude.
00:02:50All right.
00:03:03I'm Jojo, the ice cream clown, with the bestest ice cream in town.
00:03:07We'll give you the stick, you give it a lick, and it'll tickle you all the way down.
00:03:13Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you.
00:03:16A tasty dream for while you sprue.
00:03:20Let's take a break.
00:03:23Cool off those hot lips with our tasty frozen fruity bars.
00:03:27Icy-bicies, fudgy-wudgy bars, and everyone's favorite frozen delight, the liquor stick.
00:03:34Jeez, what the...
00:03:35Get out of here, you morons.
00:03:37Hey, take your ice cream and get lost.
00:03:39Oh, yeah?
00:03:40Go ahead, Dad.
00:03:45So you don't want any ice cream?
00:03:47Well, you're not getting any.
00:03:48We were getting it before you showed up.
00:03:52Those guys, man, what the hell are they doing here?
00:03:55Great idea, Paul.
00:03:56Everybody loves ice cream.
00:03:57What do you mean?
00:03:58It was your idea.
00:03:59Hey, why don't we just park here for a while?
00:04:04Hey, what are you guys trying to pull here?
00:04:07Oh, well, we thought we'd park here for a while.
00:04:10You said we could have all the ice cream we wanted, but you didn't say anything about parking.
00:04:15What kind of girls do you think we are?
00:04:17I told you they weren't that stupid.
00:04:20We want you to take us home right now.
00:04:22Yeah.
00:04:23Take it easy.
00:04:24Keep your shirt on.
00:04:25Don't worry.
00:04:25Hey, we intend to.
00:04:30Well, this worked out just great.
00:04:32Don't blame me.
00:04:33I didn't want to come here.
00:04:34Hey, why don't we try to drive it?
00:04:36Oh, that's dumb.
00:04:38Hey, wait a minute.
00:04:39What's playing?
00:04:39Hey, I'm not going to ask.
00:04:43You know those guys.
00:04:44Those guys are my best friends from school.
00:04:47I'll tell you, whenever I want to have a good time, I call Rich and Paul.
00:04:50A night out with those guys is a total adventure.
00:04:58What am I talking about the Terenzi brothers for?
00:05:02I would much rather be kissing you.
00:05:20This is great.
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:25Yeah.
00:05:35Wow.
00:05:36Check that out.
00:05:37Did you see that?
00:05:38Yeah, I saw that.
00:05:40That was incredible.
00:05:49Did you see that little old sky jockey zipped down in their poo?
00:05:57Till he's coming and he's landed in our backyard!
00:06:01There's going to be thousands of people!
00:06:04Thousands of people are coming!
00:06:06They're going to have hot dogs!
00:06:08We're going to have helicopters and airplanes and tacos!
00:06:14And this is our lucky day!
00:06:16We're going to be rich!
00:06:18Boo!
00:06:18We're going to be rich!
00:06:20Come on.
00:06:21Let's go check it out.
00:06:22Oh, come on.
00:06:22No way.
00:06:24Debbie, it's a waste of time.
00:06:26It's got to be a thousand miles away.
00:06:27We've been a whole evening.
00:06:28Don't give me that.
00:06:30You saw how close it was.
00:06:31It landed right over the hill.
00:06:32Now, that is not a thousand miles away.
00:06:35Come on.
00:06:36You can find it, Mr. Adventure.
00:06:40Debbie, don't you want to finish our champagne or something?
00:06:44Take it with us.
00:06:46Come on.
00:06:51Okay.
00:06:54Come on.
00:06:55Come on.
00:06:58Come on.
00:06:59Adventure dog, come on.
00:07:04Come on.
00:07:05Well, I'll be greased and fried.
00:07:09What in blue place is the circus doing up in these parts?
00:07:13I love the circus.
00:07:15Come on.
00:07:16Maybe we can get us some free passes.
00:07:20Come on, Boo.
00:07:21Come on, Boo.
00:07:34I've never seen one that looked like this one before.
00:07:53Well, I don't know who.
00:07:58You know, there's something kind of peculiar around here.
00:08:02Where is everybody?
00:08:04You know, there ain't nobody around.
00:08:10Where's the dang ticket booth?
00:08:15How are we supposed to get in and see the show?
00:08:32Who?
00:08:35Who?
00:08:36Who bear?
00:08:38Where is that dog?
00:08:43Who?
00:08:55Something funny is happening around here.
00:08:58What is tarnation going on here?
00:09:10Where's my dog?
00:09:12Where's my poo bear?
00:09:15Where's my poo bear?
00:09:15I'll tear this thing apart with my bear hands.
00:09:28This thing is wired.
00:09:54Get in there!
00:09:58What's going on, Kurt?
00:10:01Same old shit.
00:10:04I got him boozing it up in the park.
00:10:06We were just walking through the park on the way to the dorm.
00:10:08We had a bottle of wine.
00:10:10Yeah, it's a beautiful night.
00:10:11We were walking around.
00:10:12We didn't do nothing.
00:10:14You guys go to the college, right?
00:10:16Yeah, yeah, right.
00:10:17So why don't you just stay there
00:10:18and do your drinking on campus?
00:10:19Why do you have to come into town?
00:10:20Well, I mean, we live in this town, too.
00:10:22I mean, we don't have to just stay on campus.
00:10:25Yeah.
00:10:27And it's scum like you that are killing this town.
00:10:29Oh, Cardinal!
00:10:30Curt, come on, you.
00:10:31Come on, Curt, now, just take it in.
00:10:32They're just college kids.
00:10:33What's the matter, Dave?
00:10:35You got a thing for these little boys?
00:10:37Oh.
00:10:38Empty your pockets!
00:10:40I just had a little wine.
00:10:42What's the problem?
00:10:42You're the problem, you little shit!
00:10:44Just lighten up, Mooney.
00:10:45Just lighten up.
00:10:47Back off, Dave.
00:10:49Open container, public intoxication, littering,
00:10:52disturbing the peace, resisting arrest.
00:10:54These kids are history.
00:10:57Unless you want to rewrite the laws, Mr. Police Academy.
00:11:00Oh, look, you got this problem with my training.
00:11:02I don't care.
00:11:03But when you bring someone into the station,
00:11:04I don't want to see you beating them up.
00:11:06Now, if you're gonna book them, do it according to procedure.
00:11:09I swear, Curt, you and that badge of yours will be history.
00:11:13I'll tell you what's gonna be history, Dave.
00:11:17These kids.
00:11:18Now, get in there.
00:11:20Get in there!
00:11:21Shit!
00:11:41Yeah, looks like we're gonna have to walk from here.
00:11:47Let's see.
00:11:50If instinct served chief correct, path lie that way.
00:11:58We must travel many moons.
00:12:01Many, many moons.
00:12:04Many.
00:12:05Many.
00:12:07Many.
00:12:08Many.
00:12:08Many.
00:12:08Enough already with the moons.
00:12:10Lead the way, chief running at the mouth.
00:12:28Holy shit!
00:12:30There's no shooting star.
00:12:32Looks like, uh...
00:12:34Circus tent.
00:12:35What's a circus tent doing all the way out here?
00:12:38It's a pretty lousy location for a show.
00:12:41Something's wrong.
00:12:41This...
00:12:42This doesn't feel right.
00:12:43Weren't we looking for the shooting star?
00:12:45Come on.
00:12:46This looks neat.
00:12:46Let's check this out.
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Let's go.
00:12:49I've seen enough.
00:12:51Oh, come on, Deb.
00:12:53I wanna take a closer look.
00:12:55You can stay here.
00:12:57Alone?
00:12:58Well, would you be more scared if you came with me or if I left you here?
00:13:05If you left me here.
00:13:06Let's go.
00:13:16Come on.
00:13:18Come on.
00:13:19Okay, okay.
00:13:20I'm coming.
00:13:30Come on.
00:13:31Let's check this out.
00:13:32No.
00:13:33Mike.
00:13:34Mike.
00:13:35We better not.
00:13:36Deb, you are gonna love this.
00:13:38Don't be a baby.
00:13:54This is bizarre.
00:13:56What kind of circus is this?
00:13:58This is that...
00:13:59That new wave European Circus Fantastique.
00:14:03Hurry, hurry.
00:14:05Step right up.
00:14:06See the Circus Bizarro.
00:14:08Come on, come on.
00:14:09Step right up, little lady.
00:14:11Don't be shy.
00:14:12Don't be stupid.
00:14:13Come see the incredible Miss 50-50.
00:14:15Half man, half woman.
00:14:16The perfect double date.
00:14:18Oh, yeah.
00:14:20That's where little ladies step right up here and see Gumbo, the toothless elephant.
00:14:24Or, right over here, we've got Belinda, the Billy McWonder.
00:14:27Watch her binge and purge before your very eyes.
00:14:31Mike, keep it down.
00:14:32Somebody will catch us.
00:14:34This place great or what?
00:14:36It looks like it was decorated by clowns R Us.
00:14:40I don't know.
00:14:44So how much further do you want to go?
00:14:48Well, let's just go down here at the end of this hall.
00:14:50It's the way those doors are.
00:14:51Come on.
00:15:15No!
00:15:27This is no fun house.
00:15:30No circus either.
00:15:37What?
00:15:42I can't believe it.
00:15:44What is it?
00:15:45A nuclear power plant?
00:15:47No.
00:15:48A missile silo.
00:15:49No.
00:15:50A military base.
00:15:52No!
00:15:53No!
00:15:59The shooting star!
00:16:01What are you talking about?
00:16:02The shooting star we went to go look for.
00:16:04We are in it!
00:16:07What?
00:16:07What was that?
00:16:09I don't know.
00:16:13But it's coming this way.
00:16:15Here, come on.
00:16:33What?
00:16:34Look at this place.
00:16:39Smells like candy.
00:16:42You know, I don't know what we saw out there before, but, uh, this looks like a cotton candy factory
00:16:48to me.
00:16:52Yeah, this must be where they're hanging up to dry before they ship the stuff out.
00:16:56No, it's not. I've never seen anything like this before. Have you?
00:17:02No.
00:17:03Well, that's because nobody has.
00:17:07I don't believe in UFOs, but if they do exist, then, then we're trapped in one right now.
00:17:14I mean, will you just calm down? There's got to be a logical explanation for this.
00:17:18This isn't what you think it is.
00:17:21Nobody stores cotton candy like this.
00:17:25What are you talking about? Of course it is.
00:17:27Look.
00:17:35Oh, boy.
00:17:53All right.
00:17:59Okay.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:11Cholopardo.
00:18:24Down this way.
00:18:45Are you okay?
00:18:46I think so.
00:18:47Come on.
00:18:49Popcorn, why?
00:18:50Popcorn!
00:18:50Because of the clouds, that's why.
00:18:54Oh, my god, I'm going to open.
00:18:57Oh, dear.
00:19:05Balloon, no.
00:19:28Get me out of here!
00:19:36Hurry! They're coming!
00:20:09We have to tell the police.
00:20:11We're gonna run to the police station, we're gonna tell them there's a bunch of clowns
00:20:13running around the hills killing people with cotton candy?
00:20:15I have a friend there. I know he'll believe us.
00:20:19I don't know, Debbie, I wouldn't even believe us.
00:20:32Oh, Moody.
00:21:00What the heck?
00:21:11Dave! Oh, my God! Something horrible's happened! Somebody's been killed!
00:21:14Wait a second, Debbie. What happened?
00:21:16You gotta help us. We gotta do something. There are two people dead!
00:21:18Who, Debbie? Who's dead?
00:21:19Joe Lombardo. He's dead.
00:21:21And some old man, too.
00:21:22Wait a second, guys. Are you sure about this?
00:21:24Yes, they were hanging there wrapped up in these cotton candy things, these cocoons!
00:21:29Cocoons!
00:21:29Cocoons. Yes, cocoons!
00:21:31You know, cocoons!
00:21:33All right, all right, everybody, calm down.
00:21:35Look, Debbie, come inside and explain this to me.
00:21:37I'd like to help you, but before I can, I've gotta understand what's going on here myself.
00:21:51Let's go.
00:21:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:21:57Okay, well, I'll just go to the drugstore.
00:21:59Good.
00:21:59Okay, and then we'll go on.
00:22:03Oh, look!
00:22:19Ah, bordo.
00:22:20No.
00:22:21All right, sit down.
00:22:23Let's start from the beginning, all right?
00:22:25Okay.
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:27We were up at the top of the world, and we saw this shooting star, and we decided to go
00:22:32look
00:22:32for it.
00:22:33But instead of finding the shooting star, we saw this circus tent.
00:22:36And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those pink cotton
00:22:41candy cocoons.
00:22:42Dave, it was not a circus tent.
00:22:44It was something else.
00:22:45What?
00:22:46What?
00:22:46It was a spaceship, and there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn
00:22:51at us.
00:22:51We barely got away.
00:22:56Killer clowns from outer space.
00:23:00Holy shit.
00:23:01Dave, we are telling you the truth.
00:23:03You've gotta believe us.
00:23:04Let me tell you something, honey.
00:23:06I was just over there.
00:23:07There's nothing going on.
00:23:09Excuse me, please, but we're talking to Dave.
00:23:11Yeah, just hold on a second, Mooney.
00:23:13They say some people are dead.
00:23:14Let's hear them out.
00:23:15Right, Dave.
00:23:17Okay.
00:23:19Clowns, cotton candy, flying popcorn.
00:23:22Go ahead.
00:23:23Better make fools out of the police department.
00:23:25I told you I was just over there.
00:23:27Who are you gonna believe, me or this little tramp?
00:23:29Now, come on, Mooney.
00:23:31I'm handling this, all right?
00:23:36All right, all right, Debbie.
00:23:38Who's your friend?
00:23:40Mike.
00:23:40We go to school together.
00:23:42You two?
00:23:42We're up at the top of the world together?
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:47I know you, you little fart.
00:23:50You hang out with the Terenzi brothers.
00:23:54Clowns.
00:23:54I get it.
00:23:56Another one of their stupid stunts to sell ice cream from that goddamn truck those hoodlums run around in.
00:24:01Well, now I really believe this.
00:24:03Well, you better go now, Dave.
00:24:05Before the clowns take over, huh?
00:24:08And when you get back from saving the world, I want a full written report so I can give it
00:24:11to the chief when he gets back on Monday.
00:24:16Look, everything happened just the way we said.
00:24:18We are telling you the truth.
00:24:20All right, all right.
00:24:21You two come with me.
00:24:23Come on.
00:24:24Hurry up, Dave.
00:24:25Don't let him get away.
00:24:28Go ahead, Dave.
00:24:30Make a dummy out of yourself.
00:24:33But you're not going to make a dummy out of me.
00:24:38You, in the back.
00:25:02You're right.
00:25:05Mommy.
00:25:07Hi, Gai.
00:25:09I'm very happy you're in.
00:25:11You did a great job.
00:25:18I'm ready to get married.
00:25:19You're going to make music.
00:25:19I'm sorry.
00:25:20You're too busy, I'm ready to make a new one.
00:25:20It's been a long time.
00:25:20You spend time.
00:25:20You're too busy on the journey.
00:25:21You got to come on.
00:25:22You're too busy.
00:25:22I'm very happy.
00:25:23You're too busy.
00:25:25You're too busy.
00:25:25I'm pretty busy.
00:25:26You're too busy.
00:25:28You're too busy on the other side.
00:25:30You're too busy.
00:25:52Oh, my God.
00:26:10Excuse me.
00:26:12Oh, my.
00:26:13May I help you?
00:26:22Oh, no.
00:26:51All right, we're going up there to check this out.
00:26:53At least I'm taking you home, baby.
00:26:55No way.
00:26:56I'm going back up there with you.
00:26:58You can't tell me what to do.
00:26:59Debbie, just listen to me, would you?
00:27:01I don't have to listen to you.
00:27:03You are not my boyfriend anymore, all right?
00:27:05Yeah, that's right.
00:27:06I'm not your boyfriend anymore.
00:27:08It doesn't change the way I feel about you, old Debbie.
00:27:10Dave, please, don't do this to me.
00:27:15All right, Debbie, you got a choice.
00:27:17Well, either go home or I'm going to take you back to the station
00:27:19and lock you up for safekeeping.
00:27:20How's that?
00:27:22Ah.
00:27:26Pizza.
00:27:29Pizza.
00:27:31Pizza.
00:27:33Ooh!
00:27:35Ha-ha.
00:27:38Ha-ha!
00:27:40Ha-ha!
00:27:41Ha-ha!
00:27:42Ha-ha!
00:27:50Ha-ha!
00:27:52Ha-ha!
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:57Is this for you?
00:28:00Oh.
00:28:08Come on, Debbie.
00:28:11May I please speak to Mike outside?
00:28:16Sure.
00:28:28Yo, boy, this is great. This is just great.
00:28:33You're probably gonna take me up on top of the hill and shoot me.
00:28:36Look, don't worry about Dane.
00:28:38It's those clowns you gotta worry about.
00:28:42Listen, as soon as you guys leave here,
00:28:44I'm gonna follow you guys up there.
00:28:45You're gonna follow us up there?
00:28:47Debbie, I don't even wanna go up there.
00:28:49Listen, you stay inside the house and keep the door locked.
00:28:52I'll be back here in a little bit to check on you.
00:28:55Okay?
00:28:57Huh?
00:28:58You better.
00:29:09It's good timing.
00:29:43You better.
00:29:47Yes, it's good timing.
00:29:47Oh, I know.
00:29:48No, my thing we're making.
00:29:50It's bad.
00:29:51I mean, you're so good.
00:29:51Let's look who I am.
00:30:17Wait a minute.
00:30:19Where is it?
00:30:21Yeah, that's what I'd like to know, pal.
00:30:23It was right there where that hole is.
00:30:24So you're saying that hole is where the tent was?
00:30:26The tent made that hole, is that what you're telling me?
00:30:27Yes, it was there.
00:30:29Look, we saw it. That's a fact.
00:30:30I'll tell you what the facts are, mister.
00:30:32You said people are being killed. Now where are the bodies?
00:30:35I don't know. I saw Joe Lombardo dead.
00:30:37I can only tell you what I think I saw.
00:30:38Oh, so now you just think you saw.
00:30:40No, I know what I saw. I just can't prove it. My proof is gone.
00:30:43Yeah, right. Turn around, pal.
00:30:46Mooney was right, huh?
00:30:47Got nothing better to do but cause problems.
00:30:49Well, you're not going to get away with it this time.
00:30:51Get away with what? Debbie saw it too.
00:30:53Yes, she did, didn't she?
00:30:55Ow, come on.
00:31:00Hey, Eddie, is that a new bike you got?
00:31:03What's happening? Bye.
00:31:17Big bad Jojo coming into town.
00:31:21Watch this, baby.
00:31:22Is that bike too big for you?
00:31:24Hey, Cloudy!
00:31:29Mean bike you got there.
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:33Can I take a ride, pal?
00:31:37What?
00:31:37Oh, come on.
00:31:38Let me take a ride.
00:31:40Can I beep the horn?
00:31:43Oh, thank you.
00:31:53Should have let the man ride his bike.
00:32:00I'm sorry, I seem to have broken your bike.
00:32:09Where'd it go?
00:32:13Bar-ba-dunk. Bar-ba-dunk.
00:32:15Come on with it, man.
00:32:16They don't want to meet you.
00:32:17Come on.
00:32:18Come on.
00:32:19Come on.
00:32:20Come on.
00:32:21Come on.
00:32:22Come on.
00:32:22Come on.
00:32:24Come on.
00:32:24Come on.
00:32:25What are you going to do?
00:32:27Knock my block off?
00:32:31Damn.
00:32:35Get out of here.
00:32:36Come on, guys.
00:32:37Get me out of here.
00:32:38Come on.
00:32:39Come on.
00:32:39Come on.
00:32:40Come on.
00:32:40Come on.
00:32:41Come on.
00:32:42Come on.
00:32:47Here's some more ketchup for your french fries.
00:32:50Here's some more ketchup.
00:32:51I want you to sit still and eat your hamburger.
00:32:54You know, this isn't as much fun as it used to be.
00:32:57It is if you're the winners.
00:32:58Come on, boys.
00:33:06.
00:33:07.
00:33:18But then, we'll get the
00:34:00Back here, young lady, you're not going anywhere till you finish your food.
00:34:24What's going on?
00:34:34What's going on?
00:34:57I'm going to have to go out the door, and let me see what you guys have done.
00:36:10All right, get out.
00:36:15Turn around.
00:36:16What are you doing, man?
00:36:18You're not going to hit me, are you?
00:36:19Look, just turn around, pal, all right?
00:36:21Look, I'm sorry about Debbie, man.
00:36:22I didn't know she was...
00:36:23Stop it, Mike.
00:36:29Check this out.
00:36:32That's the stuff.
00:36:33That's the stuff that I was telling you about
00:36:34that was all wrapped around Joe Lombardo.
00:36:36Where'd you get that?
00:36:38Over in that Jeep over there.
00:36:40That's McReid's Jeep.
00:36:41Who's McReid?
00:36:42Bob McReid.
00:36:43He was up here tonight with me and Debbie.
00:36:45Those are his glasses.
00:36:47They got him.
00:36:48He's dead.
00:37:04Crescent Cove, police station.
00:37:05Mooney speaking.
00:37:07Wait a minute.
00:37:08Calm down.
00:37:09I can't understand you.
00:37:10Clowns.
00:37:10Clowns.
00:37:11Clowns.
00:37:11Clowns are at the cluster of my front door.
00:37:13They're at the property.
00:37:14Clowns, huh?
00:37:16And now they're at your front door, huh?
00:37:18They're at my front door right now.
00:37:20Wait a minute.
00:37:20Who is this?
00:37:21Would you just get over here?
00:37:25Stupid kids and the pranks.
00:37:31Rich little bastards.
00:37:34Shoot them all.
00:37:37Daddy sends them to fancy schools so the police department can babysit the little pricks.
00:37:53Police station.
00:37:54Mooney speaking.
00:37:55Yeah.
00:37:56Oh, Kurt.
00:37:59I think I have a bit of a problem here.
00:38:07Oh, just a minute.
00:38:10This is not you, too, Mr. Myers.
00:38:14Police station.
00:38:15Mooney here.
00:38:15What?
00:38:18Oh, they took your wife away in a balloon?
00:38:21Well, you don't need a police, pal.
00:38:22You need a psychiatrist.
00:38:26Mr. Myers?
00:38:30Did the Rensie brothers have the whole town in on this?
00:38:34Well, to hell with them all.
00:38:42They want to play games?
00:38:44They're messing with the wrong guy.
00:38:58Jesus!
00:38:59Oh, no.
00:39:00Oh, no.
00:39:01Come on, Joe.
00:39:02Get going.
00:39:09God.
00:39:19No!
00:39:20No!
00:39:21Ah!
00:39:25Ah!
00:39:26Ah!
00:39:27Ah!
00:39:27Ah!
00:39:27Ah!
00:39:37Ah!
00:39:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:40:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:40:38Like this
00:41:23Oh, my God.
00:41:58I'll call the state police up in Marlboro.
00:42:00They've got a lab.
00:42:01Maybe somebody up there can tell us what this stuff is.
00:42:03It's not cotton candy, that's for sure.
00:42:06Yes, finally.
00:42:07That's what I've been telling you.
00:42:11Look, I'm sorry I was a little tough on you back there.
00:42:14It's been a hard night.
00:42:18Having Debbie involved just makes it a lot more difficult.
00:42:21What can I say?
00:42:22I didn't know she...
00:42:22Hey, it's got nothing to do with you, really.
00:42:24It's me.
00:42:26It's obvious she goes for last, not stability.
00:42:55I'll see you.
00:42:59Boo!
00:43:28Woo!
00:43:36Look, you can just drop me off over here. I'll take the bus home.
00:43:38No way. Remember, you're the one who's seen these things.
00:43:43Look! A cloud right there!
00:43:49There he is. I told you. You get out there and shoot him.
00:43:51Get him, Dave! Kill him!
00:43:53Just hang on. Calm down. Let me check this out.
00:43:58Oh, no.
00:44:00No, no.
00:44:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:44:05Oh!
00:44:06Oh!
00:44:08Oh!
00:44:12Holy shit!
00:44:13Believe it!
00:44:18Oh, Mike! Run him down!
00:44:23Mike! Mike!
00:44:30What are you doing, buddy? You could have gotten both of us killed.
00:44:33I'm sorry. I freaked out a little bit.
00:44:35Where is he?
00:44:45I don't know. I don't see him anywhere.
00:44:51He's gone. He went straight up.
00:44:56I've seen enough.
00:44:58One Baker Five. Kurt, do you read me? Over.
00:45:01One Baker Five. This is Mooney speaking.
00:45:05I was a little worried about you.
00:45:07I thought the big bad clowns got a hold of you. Over.
00:45:10Mooney, I want you to listen to me and don't say anything.
00:45:13I want you to call the state police and get help.
00:45:15There are clowns and they are killing people. Over.
00:45:18Okay, let me get this straight.
00:45:20You say there are clowns and you've seen it.
00:45:23Okay, Dave, that's it.
00:45:25Screw you and your college flunkies.
00:45:28I've had enough of this from you and from everyone else.
00:45:30I know what you guys are trying to do.
00:45:32Break me down. Drive me out of the force.
00:45:35Well, it's gonna take a hell of a lot more than a lame prank like this
00:45:37to get Curtis Mooney to throw in his badge.
00:45:40So fuck you. Over.
00:45:43Mooney, this is an emergency. Mooney!
00:45:46He cut me off.
00:45:48That son of a bitch cut me off.
00:45:50I gotta get back to the station.
00:45:52I don't know what I'm gonna say, but I gotta get through to the state police.
00:45:57Oh, get the truck!
00:45:59Forget about the girls!
00:45:59Forget about the girls being super!
00:46:01What is it with ice cream?
00:46:02So what? The truck's getting away!
00:46:05Hey, those aren't killer clowns. Those are the Terenzi brothers.
00:46:07Terenzi brothers?
00:46:08Get back to the station. Radio for help.
00:46:09I'm gonna catch up with my friends how to warn people.
00:46:11All right, all right.
00:46:11Tell everyone to stay indoors and don't do anything stupid.
00:46:14Me too.
00:46:22You idiot!
00:46:23Don't we yell at me?
00:46:24You were driving.
00:46:25Oh, what?
00:46:25You had to just do one thing right for once?
00:46:27This whole ice cream thing was your idea.
00:46:29My idea?
00:46:29You're the one who said we get girls this way.
00:46:31No, I didn't.
00:46:32You did.
00:46:32You did.
00:46:33You did.
00:46:33You did.
00:46:34You did.
00:46:34You did.
00:46:37Hey, Rich! Paul!
00:46:39Oh, man.
00:46:39Am I glad to see you guys.
00:46:41Frank, how you doing?
00:46:42You want some ice cream?
00:46:42We got...
00:46:42No, no, man. Listen.
00:46:44Something horrible's happened.
00:46:45I need your help.
00:46:45What are you talking about?
00:46:46What's wrong?
00:46:47There's no time to explain.
00:46:49There's clowns going around killing people.
00:46:52Uh-huh.
00:46:53Tonight, Debbie and I were up on top of the world, and we followed this spaceship, and there
00:46:57was these clowns, and they were carrying these cotton candy cocoons, and they were shooting
00:47:01these popcorn guns.
00:47:03And there's a circus tent spaceship, right?
00:47:06But it's not there anymore.
00:47:07But we were there.
00:47:08We saw the whole thing.
00:47:10And they say we're crazy.
00:47:12So?
00:47:12Oh, come on, you guys.
00:47:13I'm not fooling around.
00:47:15Hey, Mike.
00:47:15What do you want us to do?
00:47:16We have ice cream to sell tonight.
00:47:17Paul, this is more important than selling ice cream.
00:47:20There's clowns going around killing people.
00:47:21We're all in danger.
00:47:22Well, we haven't sold that much ice cream tonight.
00:47:25We haven't sold any.
00:47:26Come on, guys.
00:47:26Will you help me?
00:47:28Look, at least take me over to Debbie's house, okay?
00:47:29I think she's in danger.
00:47:31Does she have any roommates?
00:47:34Yes, she's got two.
00:47:35She's got two beautiful roommates with big boobs.
00:47:38Do they like ice cream?
00:47:40They love it.
00:47:42What are we waiting for?
00:47:45Come on!
00:47:48You've got to get good.
00:47:49Get the other way.
00:47:55Friggy as all.
00:47:57You ain't gonna get the best of me.
00:48:06If I made it through Korea,
00:48:07I can make it through this bullshit.
00:48:27Well...
00:48:27What the goddamn to do?
00:48:30What do we have here?
00:48:41Well, son, I think you made a big mistake.
00:48:45You're in Mooney's territory now.
00:48:50For me?
00:49:01I had to shoot you right now.
00:49:04You red-nosed freak!
00:49:06So you wanna play games, eh?
00:49:08Mm-hmm.
00:49:19Turn around!
00:49:26All right.
00:49:29I'm supposed to read you your rights.
00:49:32But you're in Mooney's jail.
00:49:35And you ain't got no rights.
00:49:38All right, buster.
00:49:40Get out of there.
00:49:50Hey, Officer Mooney, come on.
00:49:51Let us out of here.
00:49:52Yeah, are we gonna be here all night or what?
00:49:53Yeah, we get one phone call, don't we?
00:49:55Right, I'm gonna call my-
00:49:55Shut up!
00:50:08Get your hands up.
00:50:31Get in there.
00:50:34Get in there.
00:50:49Get in there.
00:50:52I don't know who you are.
00:50:55But before this night's over,
00:50:58you're gonna be begging for mercy.
00:51:17What are you in for?
00:51:26What are you in for?
00:51:45Mooney!
00:51:50Police department, hello?
00:52:15番号, bro!
00:52:22Oh!
00:52:25Do you mind?
00:52:27They're here.
00:52:29What?
00:52:30Do you mind?
00:52:31Ooh, they're here.
00:52:45I'm sorry.
00:52:46Boonie? Boonie, you back here?
00:53:41Boonie, you back here?
00:53:45Boonie, you back here.
00:54:29Boonie.
00:54:31Boonie, there was a lady I saw that I was that dag time.
00:54:45Don't worry Dave, all we want to do is kill you.
00:55:33Don't worry Dave, all you have to do is kill you.
00:55:45This is Marlboro State Police. Dave, Kurt, are you there? Over.
00:55:48Jack, Jack, we need your assistance. The town's gone crazy.
00:55:51People are being killed. Over.
00:55:53What's all these reports about circus clowns?
00:55:56These clowns aren't people. They're some kind of creatures.
00:55:59Things from another planet.
00:56:01Look, Jack, they're killing people. Officer Mooney is dead.
00:56:04I know I saw it. He was killed by one of these things.
00:56:06Could you send all available units immediately, please? Over.
00:56:11Come on, Jack!
00:56:16Okay, calm down, buddy. Help is on the way.
00:56:39Calling all clowns, calling all clowns. This is Jojo.
00:56:43Are there any space clowns out there?
00:56:46You guys need to stop fooling around.
00:56:50Look, Mike, come on.
00:56:52Coccoons, popcorn guns, monster shadows. Ooh, I mean, what do you think we are?
00:56:56We're not as stupid as we look.
00:56:58This isn't the first wild thing you've tried to put over on us.
00:57:01You remember Hidden Lake?
00:57:02Oh, come on, forget Hidden Lake. This has nothing to do with Hidden Lake.
00:57:05Oh, we would have to be total morons to believe this clown invasion crap.
00:57:09Yeah, if there are killer clowns running around here, then I'm Porky Pig.
00:57:13You're too big.
00:57:16I'm so big, Tony.
00:57:17Come on, let me know.
00:57:20Come on, Arthur.
00:57:22I'm so big.
00:57:22See ya!
00:57:22You're so big.
00:57:29Come on, Arthur.
00:57:31I'm so big.
00:57:31Come on, Arthur.
00:57:32Come on, Arthur.
00:57:32You're so big.
00:57:34Come on, Arthur.
00:57:35Come on, Arthur, where you're raring, right?
00:57:36He's a big-eyed bitch.
00:57:37You're too busy, Mickey.
00:57:42I'm so big.
00:57:42You're so big.
00:57:42Can you see me?
00:58:07Get the hell out of here!
00:58:35Get the hell out of here!
00:58:50Get the hell out of here!
00:59:13Get the hell out of here!
00:59:29Get the hell out of here!
00:59:56Get the hell out of here!
01:00:22Get the hell out of here!
01:00:52Get the hell out of here!
01:01:16And Mike!
01:01:26Come on!
01:01:27What do you want?
01:01:30This is an ice cream truck!
01:01:45Hey, Rich!
01:01:45The cops stop the truck!
01:01:57Get the hell out of here!
01:02:17What are you doing?
01:02:17They got Debbie!
01:02:20Get in the truck, pal!
01:02:24Gee, officer, I'm really sorry.
01:02:26I was feeling a little queasy.
01:02:27Hey, Mike, which way were they heading?
01:02:29They went that way, but now we lost them.
01:02:30I don't know where they went.
01:02:31I do.
01:02:32If you were a clown, where would you hide?
01:02:34The amusement park!
01:02:35Great!
01:02:36Alright!
01:02:37Alright!
01:02:48Just like to go, I like four to five.
01:02:49Like a front of the house.
01:02:52You don't have to go on.
01:02:53Hey, I like five.
01:02:55I'm sorry.
01:02:56Hey, everybody.
01:03:01I like four to six comfortably.
01:03:04I like five feet.
01:03:08They're just cutting the rocks out of here.
01:03:08They're just cutting the rocks out of here.
01:03:11The park's closed. I'll have to ask you to leave.
01:03:46What are you going to do with those pies, boys?
01:04:29The park's closed. I'll have to ask you to leave.
01:04:29The park's closed.
01:04:30The park's closed.
01:04:30The park's closed.
01:04:39Hey, hey, hey, hey. Everybody, stick together.
01:04:46She's gone.
01:04:47Wow. Hey, you guys, this is weird.
01:04:52Look at this stuff.
01:04:53Looks like a wad of melted ice cream.
01:04:56Yeah, but it's not.
01:04:58Oh, sh...
01:05:01Come on.
01:05:13Hey, hey, hey.
01:05:17Mike, you take this.
01:05:19Follow me.
01:05:20All right, now, you guys, no fooling around.
01:05:23Stick together, okay?
01:05:25I don't know what the hell's in here.
01:05:37Ooh, scary.
01:05:39Dave, did you get through for help?
01:05:41Yeah.
01:05:42Yeah, help is on the way.
01:05:44You tell them it was an invasion?
01:05:46I told them, but I don't really believe it myself.
01:05:49Where did they come from?
01:05:50Why are they here?
01:05:52Why...
01:05:52Why clowns?
01:05:53They're not clowns.
01:05:55Some kind of animals from the world that just look like clowns.
01:06:00Shit, Dave.
01:06:02Dave.
01:06:02Maybe they're the ancient astronauts, you know,
01:06:04that came to our planet centuries ago.
01:06:06And our idea of clowns just comes from them.
01:06:09How come they're not funny?
01:06:11Maybe they're from a dying planet.
01:06:13Maybe their son pooped out and they need a new place to live.
01:06:16Maybe they're using this for experiments to dissect and study.
01:06:20So that means they're intelligent.
01:06:23So why don't they communicate with us?
01:06:25I mean, talk to us instead of killing us.
01:06:28Maybe they're just cruising through the galaxy and stopped here for a bite to eat.
01:06:36Yeah, look, everybody was just...
01:06:38Let's just hold off on the talking, okay?
01:06:40Let's not give ourselves away.
01:06:43What are we gonna do when we find them?
01:06:45Can we kill them?
01:06:46Yeah, we shoot them in the nose.
01:06:57Hey, watch this.
01:07:01Cool.
01:07:29What happened?
01:07:30What did you do?
01:07:31I didn't do anything.
01:07:33Look, don't touch anything, okay?
01:07:34This place is probably booby-trapped.
01:07:42All right, now look, you guys.
01:07:44Stay together.
01:07:44I don't have to run around and find you, too.
01:07:46No problem.
01:07:47We can handle it.
01:07:49Yeah.
01:07:57All right.
01:07:58Let's go.
01:08:00Ah, where'd they go?
01:08:01Come on, Rich.
01:08:03Paul.
01:08:04Hey, look, don't worry about the Transic brothers.
01:08:06They do this all the time.
01:08:07Yeah.
01:08:08Those guys are like cats.
01:08:09They always land on their feet.
01:08:11Oh.
01:08:12Oh.
01:08:15Oh.
01:08:17Oh.
01:08:17Oh.
01:08:18Oh.
01:08:19Oh.
01:08:19Oh.
01:08:19Oh.
01:08:21Oh.
01:08:31Are you Debbie's roommate?
01:08:34Wait a second.
01:08:38I recognize this place.
01:08:41This is the tent that Debbie and I were in.
01:08:43Come on.
01:08:52Oh, my God.
01:08:54Oh, my God.
01:08:55Oh, my God.
01:08:57Oh, my God.
01:08:59Oh, my God.
01:08:59Oh, my God.
01:09:06Okay, this is where we were before.
01:09:09Oh, this is incredible.
01:09:11Looks like they got the whole town.
01:09:13We gotta find her.
01:09:14What color blue was she in?
01:09:17Uh, yellow.
01:09:19All right.
01:09:33Shh.
01:09:35See anything, Mike?
01:09:36No.
01:09:42This is impossible, Mike.
01:09:56Shh.
01:09:57Quiet.
01:09:58Move back.
01:10:03Oh, my God.
01:10:04Oh, my God.
01:10:33Whoo.
01:10:37There you go.
01:10:43Oh, my God.
01:10:50Yeah.
01:10:55Ooh.
01:10:56All right.
01:10:57Huh?
01:10:58OK.
01:11:01Let's go.
01:11:32Let's go.
01:11:45Bawa's right, man. They are hungry. They're gonna eat everybody, man.
01:11:48Just calm down. Just calm down, all right?
01:11:50We gotta find Debbie before it's too late.
01:11:53All right.
01:11:55Hey. Hey, that's the one. The yellow balloon. Is she in there?
01:11:59Yeah, she's in there. Debbie?
01:12:02She's alive. How do you get her out of here?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:06Careful, Mike.
01:12:07Damn it!
01:12:08Debbie? Honey? Hang on a sec, Mike.
01:12:11Damn it.
01:12:12What are you doing?
01:12:14Just stand back, Mike.
01:12:15You can't shoot. You can kill her.
01:12:16Well, just back off, all right?
01:12:17Just get ready to run.
01:12:22Come on.
01:12:22Are you all right?
01:12:26Are you okay?
01:12:31I can't breathe.
01:12:33Okay. Come on, I can't breathe.
01:12:35Oh, God.
01:12:36We gotta get the hell out of here.
01:12:38Come on. Come on. Come on.
01:12:45Wait a second, guys. We can't leave.
01:12:48There might be other people still alive in these balloons.
01:12:52Come on. It's too late.
01:12:54Dave!
01:13:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:13:02Shoot him!
01:13:03Shoot him!
01:13:06This way. Come on.
01:13:07Oh, God.
01:13:22What?
01:13:28What now?
01:13:29Everybody's down.
01:13:30I really don't know what's down here.
01:13:32Come on, Mike.
01:13:32Nobody's gonna put me in a boat for the end!
01:13:36Come on, Mike, get to move on!
01:13:46How come you guys stopped here?
01:13:49Good reason.
01:13:51Okay, which way do we go?
01:13:52That doesn't really matter.
01:13:53Let's go down here.
01:13:54All right, come on.
01:14:08Come on, let's try here.
01:14:09No!
01:14:23Careful.
01:14:40Come on.
01:14:42Come on.
01:14:58She's got another door.
01:14:59I can't take this anymore.
01:15:04Come on, open the door.
01:15:06Another door.
01:15:07Come on, Mike.
01:15:09Another door.
01:15:14Another door.
01:15:15Oi!
01:15:20Debbie, come on.
01:15:24Hey, come on.
01:15:29Hey, come on.
01:15:30Okay.
01:15:33Here, here.
01:15:36Oh, God.
01:15:38There you go.
01:15:45Look at this place.
01:15:47Where do we go now?
01:15:50Come on, let's go.
01:15:52More?
01:15:59Oh, God.
01:16:02Oh, God.
01:16:10Everyone up on top.
01:16:12Oh, God let's move.
01:16:13Come on.
01:16:15Hurry.
01:16:17Wait.
01:16:19Mike.
01:16:42Hey, Rich, Paul!
01:16:44Stop!
01:16:45Leave them alone!
01:16:46Do what I say, or else, uh, I am the great and powerful Jojo.
01:16:56I command you to stop.
01:16:58Do not hurt them.
01:17:00Let them go.
01:17:02You will obey me.
01:17:04Let them go.
01:17:12Rich, Paul!
01:17:14Oh, man, I got to see you guys.
01:17:15Come on, let's go.
01:17:16Get in the truck.
01:17:16Let's go.
01:17:17Come on, Mike.
01:17:18Come on, Debbie.
01:17:20Come on, Rich!
01:17:21I'm trying!
01:17:21Turn it the right way!
01:17:24Come on, Rich!
01:17:25Put it in storage!
01:17:26Pull it up!
01:17:26Pull it up, huh?
01:18:02Hold it perto but it's not...
01:18:04You move on in.
01:18:04I think I'll make it short to...
01:18:04Give him three hours here.
01:18:07I'll take care of me I sang as a baby.
01:18:11I don't want to play here anymore.
01:18:12Could we go home now?
01:18:14Have it yet, too!
01:18:15Why is it going to put the enemy room out here?
01:18:15Get out of here. Come on.
01:18:17Everyone out of the truck. Come on.
01:18:18We can't. It's rented.
01:19:00I'm a red bull. Mike, Mike. It's too late, bud.
01:19:11Look. There's a way out now.
01:19:13Mike, take Debbie and get her out of here. I'll draw its attention.
01:19:15No, Dave, don't. We can all make it.
01:19:18No, we can't, Debbie.
01:19:19Stop it. Get out of here, Mike.
01:19:20Come on, Dave. What are you doing?
01:19:21Come on, Mike.
01:19:27Come on, guys. Move. Run for help.
01:19:31Over here.
01:19:55Come on, you damn clown.
01:20:00Come on, you.
01:20:16Come on.
01:20:17Then take it off!
01:21:12�ะ!疲悪寨疲悪疲悪疲悪疲悪疲悪疲悪疲悪疲悪
01:21:18Oh, my God.
01:21:46Oh, my God.
01:21:54Dave!
01:21:56Dave!
01:21:57Oh, oh.
01:21:59You made it.
01:22:01Oh.
01:22:02You got it, man.
01:22:04Wow, what a ride.
01:22:06Well, that's the last time we let you drive.
01:22:09You're alive?
01:22:10Yeah.
01:22:11But I saw you guys get blown up in the ice cream truck.
01:22:14Oh, that.
01:22:14Well, we hid in the freezer with the ice cream.
01:22:17Anybody want a dipsicle?
01:22:18Oh, you and your ice cream.
01:22:20What?
01:22:20How are we gonna pay for the truck?
01:22:21Don't blame me.
01:22:22It was your idea.
01:22:23No, it wasn't.
01:22:23You're the one who said we could get girls.
01:22:25What?
01:22:25You said you could.
01:22:26I do not.
01:22:26You said you could.
01:22:26Hey, listen, if it wasn't for me, you'd be a dead french fry.
01:22:29Oh, yeah.
01:22:29Well, you'd be a dead popsicle.
01:22:40Do you think it's over?
01:22:43Yeah, sure.
01:22:44Come on.
01:22:46Whoa!
01:22:46Let's go!
01:22:56Let's go!
01:23:09Let's go!
01:23:11Let's go!
01:23:14Let's go!
01:23:25Let's go!
01:23:39Let's go!
01:23:50Let's go!
01:23:53You'll be good.
01:23:54Stand in the cuts at the manual To see your armen nose on a painted face, reading genocide
01:24:03to the yellow grace Time to take a ride on the ninth ameroshop round
01:24:11You'll be dead on arrival from the rights of a killer found From outer space
01:24:22Killing a clown, wow, wow, wow, ooh, from outer space
01:24:30There's cotton candy in their hats
01:24:33There's a pocket on it, man, with a stock, a jacaranda
01:24:37They're all diabolical, oh no
01:25:00guitar solo
01:25:19Oh, look around, what do you see?
01:25:23Tell me what's become a human a king
01:25:26California shores to New York Times Square
01:25:29All of them, baby, everywhere
01:25:32If you've ever wondered why the population's going down
01:25:40Living on the plunder from the likes of the killer clown
01:25:46From outer space
01:25:50Killing a clown, wow, wow, wow, wow, ooh, from outer space
01:25:57Killing a clown
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