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00:00:01Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:06Don't fall.
00:00:12This is me.
00:00:15Casually ruining my mask.
00:00:24Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:30No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:33But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:37Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:40Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:49I still run this school podcast. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:54Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:02Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:13You okay?
00:01:14Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:20name, but details.
00:01:22Yeah.
00:01:24Me?
00:01:25Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:27You seem really amazing.
00:01:29Look who's talking.
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:34You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:36I'm actually...
00:01:37I came here for someone very special.
00:01:42I came back for you.
00:01:43Mia, um...
00:01:46Can I talk to you later?
00:01:47It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:52feel.
00:01:53Absolutely.
00:01:54Actually, I want to...
00:01:56Come on, Connor.
00:01:57Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:00So let's give them one.
00:02:03He came back.
00:02:06Who?
00:02:10Ah!
00:02:15Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:17Mia!
00:02:18Come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay.
00:02:21You're gonna be alright.
00:02:22Just hold on.
00:02:23Hey.
00:02:23I wish I could go back.
00:02:25What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:26Then I could tell you...
00:02:28How much.
00:02:29How much you want?
00:02:30Hey, Mia.
00:02:31Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:32Mia, look at me.
00:02:33What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40Am I...
00:02:41Dead?
00:02:45Or did my wish come true?
00:02:47Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:49I can't.
00:02:52Holy bananas.
00:02:53No more frown lines.
00:02:55I look 18 again.
00:02:57Which means...
00:02:59Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:01Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:03I've got a mountain of my homework for you.
00:03:08Those clothes.
00:03:10Those highlights.
00:03:12A...
00:03:13Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:172006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:26Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:29I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:31Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Nothing's changed.
00:03:45Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:47A nobody.
00:03:48The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:53You can always flip the script.
00:03:55High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:58Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:03Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill-
00:04:07Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:11Why?
00:04:12For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day.
00:04:23Don't be silly.
00:04:25Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:30She would never bully anyone.
00:04:33She just-
00:04:34Sit!
00:04:35Down!
00:04:36And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:43Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:53Okay.
00:04:55So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:05:03Oops!
00:05:04What can I say?
00:05:07Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:11What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:14What's cleaning up?
00:05:16That's acid-
00:05:16Don't-
00:05:17I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:20And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:23Ah!
00:05:23Ah!
00:05:26Ah!
00:05:27Ah!
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:32These are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:46Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:57So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:00High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:02Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:06Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't-
00:06:13Don't call me that.
00:06:14Or what?
00:06:14Little miss-
00:06:15St-st-stutter!
00:06:17This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:20You do that again?
00:06:21I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:24What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:31You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:39Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:45Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:55Mia, put the bottle down!
00:07:01High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:07:06Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:07Freak science accident.
00:07:09Blame chemistry.
00:07:11God!
00:07:13Damn, Mia.
00:07:15Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:19Use your words.
00:07:20Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:21Just say something.
00:07:23No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:26No.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:30I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me too.
00:07:34Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:35Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:39You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:44What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom, queen!
00:07:47Stop, stop!
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:50Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:58Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:03Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:08If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Feel!
00:08:17Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:24Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:27I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:32Mia Mamacita Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:38Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:40We lost touch after high school.
00:08:42I am not losing them again.
00:08:44I did.
00:08:46I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:51Come here.
00:08:53It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:56And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:04Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:09:07Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits.
00:09:13The outcasts.
00:09:14Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:18To the Queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:22Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:24Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay. And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:47Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:51My vote.
00:09:55Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:58Con Con, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:10I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:13Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:15I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:17You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents want us together!
00:10:21It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:27If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:32Just done?
00:10:34Got it.
00:10:37Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:40Theory of Relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48You're right. You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:51High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it!
00:10:56If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:10:58Yes.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:03How?
00:11:05Told ya.
00:11:07See you later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:22Um...
00:11:24Hi, Nia.
00:11:26Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:32Uh, you good?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35Oh!
00:11:36Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:40It's like indestructible.
00:11:41Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:42Thanks.
00:11:43Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:47She's nuts.
00:11:50You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:54Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:58Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:00Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:02You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05I like who?
00:12:07Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:08It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought.
00:12:13She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:15You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:23I thought you liked her.
00:12:24Wow.
00:12:28To be honest with you, Mia.
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:35And it's not Jess.
00:12:38Then who?
00:12:40Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:49Sorry.
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:53Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55She...
00:12:56Oh, god.
00:12:57It's okay.
00:12:58Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:59Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:01And she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:06And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:17Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:29Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:34Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Make you prom queen.
00:13:41Okay.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:53Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:58Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:09If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:17Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:19You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:24Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh, man.
00:14:31Here goes nothing.
00:14:32Connor will join too since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:38What's his challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:41Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:45Sexual chemistry.
00:14:48Sexual...what?
00:14:49The rules are simple.
00:14:51Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:57You down?
00:15:01Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:11Boo! No more applause. Jess already has the clap.
00:15:14Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:15Your little friend lost.
00:15:17Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:19This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:21I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:26Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but uh...
00:15:31Show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35It's your man, Mia!
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:41Or anybody.
00:15:42You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:45You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:48Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:57Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:21So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia!
00:16:25Mia!
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn.
00:16:32Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:35How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The hotel wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:51Go on there!
00:16:56Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:03Stop drooling! Go over there!
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:08Use confidence!
00:17:11Mia.
00:17:13We really need to talk.
00:17:16About that chase.
00:17:20Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:22College.
00:17:23Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:27No.
00:17:28But I will.
00:17:30One day.
00:17:31My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:34So you can predict the future?
00:17:36Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39It's my secret super power, so.
00:17:41Oh.
00:17:42Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:46Some more.
00:17:48Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:50Connor?
00:17:52I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:55And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:57Actually about that, yeah.
00:17:59Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:06Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:10At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:13Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:16For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:27Wait.
00:18:27Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:32You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:41Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:49If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:18:55Still wanna do this?
00:18:59Why not?
00:19:01Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:03Let the best baker win.
00:19:06Ew.
00:19:07And I think we all know who's gonna win.
00:19:11Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:17What are you talking about?
00:19:19You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:21Let us help you out!
00:19:32Later, loser.
00:19:36Let me guess.
00:19:38Just a bitch straights again.
00:19:39Well, I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:42You want me to go curse her?
00:19:43Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:45I don't wanna beat her fair and square.
00:19:47Never gonna have to give you an edge.
00:19:49Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:53Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:19:55Why?
00:19:56Because I'm gonna turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:03Hello, Mia.
00:20:05How are you?
00:20:06Where's your baking buddy, god mom?
00:20:08Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:14Hold on.
00:20:15May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:19I mean, this year's Bake Off, HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:27yeah you look like a fucking try hard overdressed much come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:33like i was saying you look gorgeous high school bucket list item number eight flirt like a hot
00:20:40girl look who's talking chef ready to win stop putting on a show this event is supposed to be
00:20:47about me who the hell do you think you are mia call me queen
00:20:56i'm coming for your throne
00:21:06shut up or die
00:21:10all right contestants we're about to begin to your tables please uh do you have any idea what we're
00:21:17doing here oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy
00:21:21topping it's really easy what it's science meets sweets come on all right contestants the bake-off
00:21:30begins now okay
00:21:33okay and we'll let's make this over here like this like that
00:21:45and then this is on your nose
00:21:49no thanks too much that's too much
00:21:58no more no
00:22:04cool trick bill nye the science nerd hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:17oops oops
00:22:20oops foot slipped sorry not sorry
00:22:23oops sorry
00:22:26my hand slipped
00:22:28oh she's awful
00:22:34oh
00:22:35if you do that again miss watkins you will be disqualified
00:22:37she just kicked our table
00:22:39i did not see jessica do anything wrong
00:22:42get back to work
00:22:43it's fine it's fine
00:22:45so what do we do now
00:22:46a good scientist
00:22:48always has a plan
00:22:52and
00:22:54time
00:22:57the winning team's votes also count toward their prom queens campaign jessica you're up
00:23:04it is a model of my mansion and anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for
00:23:11the rest of the year
00:23:12this is our dessert
00:23:16it may look simple
00:23:19but
00:23:20it's got a little magic to it
00:23:43and all the votes are in
00:23:45the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:23:50the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:06Mia Watkins
00:24:07Mia
00:24:09the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and Connor
00:24:16that's amazing
00:24:19we did it
00:24:21I can't believe it
00:24:22oh that's my queen
00:24:23that's my best friend
00:24:24we love her
00:24:26best day of my life
00:24:29I knew you could do that
00:24:33no
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:41not anymore
00:24:45I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:47I'm sorry
00:24:48high school bucket list item number nine
00:24:52start a riot
00:24:54make it epic
00:24:56food fight
00:25:01food fight
00:25:03popular kids versus
00:25:05kids
00:25:06stop it
00:25:07stop it
00:25:08stop it
00:25:14stop
00:25:14stop
00:25:15stop
00:25:21team Jessica
00:25:22team Mia
00:25:23get over here right now
00:25:27principal Davis
00:25:28before you say anything
00:25:30Mia started it
00:25:32thank you for your honesty
00:25:34Jessica
00:25:34you and your friends can go
00:25:37what
00:25:38no she's lying
00:25:40I would drop that attitude
00:25:42Miss Watkins
00:25:42you know what
00:25:43no
00:25:45I like having an attitude
00:25:47I lived for years without one
00:25:50and now
00:25:51it's here to stay
00:25:52one more
00:25:53bad word
00:25:54one more
00:25:55thing that you do wrong
00:25:56and you are suspended
00:25:58fine
00:26:00I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:01when you stop
00:26:02letting Jessica's dad
00:26:04bribe you
00:26:06oh
00:26:06sorry
00:26:07no one knows about that yet
00:26:09both of you
00:26:10pack your bags
00:26:14wait are we suspended
00:26:15I can't get suspended
00:26:16my dad's gonna fly back
00:26:17through his business trip
00:26:18and get me killed
00:26:19no no no
00:26:19I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:21you're both free to go
00:26:23wait for real
00:26:24of course
00:26:25you're both free to go
00:26:26and if you ever need anything
00:26:28feel free to come by my office
00:26:30the door's always open
00:26:31how much money did her dad give you
00:26:34uh
00:26:34one hundred and forty seven thousand
00:26:36three hundred and forty seven dollars
00:26:37and
00:26:38you'll be quiet
00:26:39you demon child
00:26:40come on
00:26:42I'll take a thought
00:26:42why don't you um
00:26:43help me clean up here
00:26:45my star students
00:26:46thank you
00:26:49what the fuck was that
00:26:50what the fuck was that
00:26:54did you see the look on his face
00:26:55yeah he was freaking out
00:26:57how did you know all that stuff
00:26:59well I told you I can see the future
00:27:01so
00:27:02right
00:27:03it's no big deal
00:27:04yeah
00:27:06so tell me
00:27:08what do you see in our future tonight
00:27:11well I have to study for the science test
00:27:13oh yeah
00:27:15what's that one again
00:27:16uh anatomy
00:27:17it's the study of the
00:27:18human body
00:27:20yeah
00:27:22yeah
00:27:22you want to do it at my place
00:27:24my parents aren't home
00:27:25your place
00:27:26your place
00:27:27like a
00:27:28like us
00:27:31together
00:27:32alone
00:27:33yeah
00:27:34let's go professor
00:27:36promise to be a good boy
00:27:38okay
00:27:41okay
00:27:43okay
00:27:43okay
00:28:51Mia.
00:28:53Mia.
00:28:54Mia.
00:28:55Were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four.
00:29:02Actors abdominis.
00:29:04What is it?
00:29:06Get up.
00:29:07I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:09Oh.
00:29:09Oh.
00:29:12All right.
00:29:13Please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:19All right.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:28Bicep.
00:29:29Brachii.
00:29:34Pectalis major.
00:29:40Pectis abdominis.
00:29:42Gloria Amen.
00:29:44Is that the name?
00:29:46The name is that long?
00:29:47No, no, no.
00:29:47Do you forget about that part?
00:29:49No, it's not important.
00:29:52Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:54He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session, but I think it would
00:30:04be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:24Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:27High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:29Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:32No.
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:36Trapezibusius.
00:30:37Where?
00:30:38Oh my.
00:30:45Um, brachialis.
00:30:55You're that cheating.
00:30:57Don't look at that.
00:31:19You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:22pretty close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:35No!
00:31:36Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:41So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:52Make me.
00:31:56Careful what you wish for.
00:32:00Oh my god!
00:32:02Oh no!
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:06I don't mean you're crazy.
00:32:09I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:22Connor!
00:32:23Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:25That's my dad!
00:32:26No!
00:32:26My dad's right!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28Oh my god!
00:32:29Come on!
00:32:29Come on!
00:32:30Okay!
00:32:32Yeah, just a second!
00:32:33Get in!
00:32:38What are you?
00:32:43Yeah, just a second!
00:32:44It's good!
00:32:46Oh my god!
00:32:50Oh hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:51She's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:53Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Miss Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:00Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is...
00:33:04Unimportant.
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family.
00:33:10At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:13Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:28Embarrassing?
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what?
00:33:32Never mind.
00:33:32Hey Mr. Oliver.
00:33:34I will help Connor pass.
00:33:37And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:47Connor, wait!
00:33:47Just please talk to him.
00:33:49You can fix this.
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:52I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son.
00:33:57Alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait!
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:26I hope everything's okay.
00:34:29Today's test results were...
00:34:33Abysmal.
00:34:33But, we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:37Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:41And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:53You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help.
00:35:17But, you don't know him like I do.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:21Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:23I have to try.
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:27That's enough dad talk.
00:35:28I have a surprise for you.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:34Uh, wait.
00:35:35Before you guys go,
00:35:36I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:39for Mia's prom clean campaign.
00:35:42So, come through
00:35:44and vote for Mia.
00:35:56Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:01Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:03Take off.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:06That's my dad.
00:36:07Come on.
00:36:07Let's pass before you see me.
00:36:08Wait.
00:36:08No.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:10I'll show him another time.
00:36:11Come on.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11You don't have time.
00:36:12Just trust me.
00:36:14Come on.
00:36:15Connor, talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:19Hi, sir.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:26but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F. Connor, I...
00:36:31I aced it.
00:36:38Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:40No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:42You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:44Pride has to be earned.
00:36:46Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:50You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:01Got it.
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:16Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:22Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:24so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:25Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:28And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:32So can I get one or what?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Hey, enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:38No fights.
00:37:39Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop.
00:37:41I'm busy.
00:37:41Mia, please.
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Just this once.
00:37:49Connor, listen.
00:37:50Listen, I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:37:55Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:56I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:58Get off me.
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:00The invite's still open.
00:38:02I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:05Come on.
00:38:06Five minutes.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:14All right, let's go.
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:26CopCon!
00:38:28What a surprise!
00:38:30I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia.
00:38:34I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:37Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:40She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:43But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:49She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:50And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:02I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:03No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:04You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:09We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:13Hey!
00:39:13Get the fuck off her!
00:39:15Oh shit.
00:39:18Cap's here!
00:39:19Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:22Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:25Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:28let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:30Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:39All right.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41I'll go to a party to get to.
00:39:44Fine.
00:39:45I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:49You know, for a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:39:55when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:39:59Rit.
00:40:02Rit.
00:40:03Ew.
00:40:04No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:08So, who is?
00:40:12Hula.
00:40:18You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:40:25It's crazy.
00:40:27What?
00:40:27It's so funny.
00:40:29Who is it?
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:37She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:40You should come.
00:40:41My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:42No, I can't.
00:40:43I have to change for that party.
00:40:46Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:47High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:50Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:53She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:57You could probably borrow that.
00:40:58If you're into that.
00:41:00If you want it, like, once.
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:02Okay.
00:41:03Or not.
00:41:04I mean, if you're into it.
00:41:06Really?
00:41:09Uh, yeah.
00:41:11I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:13Right?
00:41:14Get it?
00:41:15Oh, yeah.
00:41:16Cool.
00:41:17Go away the way.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Yeah, let's go.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:25Come on.
00:41:26I need an answer.
00:41:29Should I?
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:44Look.
00:41:50Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:41:54You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to
00:41:58be famous.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Are you, like, a psychic or something?
00:42:02No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:05Right.
00:42:05Um, also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:13Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:28Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:34I actually have no idea.
00:42:41Hey, ConCon and Sasquatch.
00:42:44I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:48And I brought party favors.
00:42:51Everyone's already done.
00:42:52We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:20I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse silence.
00:43:25Oh, on page four, there's a great polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:31Page four.
00:43:32She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:41I like your big tails.
00:43:43And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:46This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:52Actually, it does.
00:43:56Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:43:58Um, yeah, that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:01Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-sync posters?
00:44:07See page seven.
00:44:08As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:11Are you blind?
00:44:12She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:16You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:21But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:29So go ahead.
00:44:31Read away.
00:44:32I have nothing to hide.
00:44:33Unlike you.
00:44:35If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:38You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:40What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:46What?
00:44:47I...
00:44:49Nobody knows about that.
00:44:50You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:53Face...what?
00:44:53Okay, English much?
00:44:55You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all, but the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:10What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:12Your couch potato queen.
00:45:14Yeah, show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:18That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:20My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:22And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:24Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:25Hey.
00:45:26You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:28And you know I.
00:45:29It's okay.
00:45:29I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:35Jessica.
00:45:36You think being prom queen is all about looks, okay?
00:45:42High school bucket list, item number 12.
00:45:45Go on it while you've got it.
00:45:47You want my shine?
00:45:49You want my glossy?
00:45:51You want my sexy?
00:45:53You want my sassy?
00:45:55Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:56Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:58Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:59Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:00Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:01No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:09Woo!
00:46:09Yes, Mia!
00:46:11Okay, Mia!
00:46:12Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:14Wow.
00:46:15Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:19FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:21You will never live like us.
00:46:24No, I want to live better.
00:46:26How about a game of truth right there?
00:46:29I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:35High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:38Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:41Ah!
00:46:43Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:45Anyone can do that.
00:46:46I can do it.
00:46:47And I bet I can do it even better.
00:46:59Fine, let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:47:04Bye, Jess.
00:47:09Ugh!
00:47:10Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:13Shh.
00:47:15Shh.
00:47:15Shh.
00:47:16Shh.
00:47:38Oh, my wrist.
00:47:40I think I sprained it.
00:47:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:43Hey, Mia.
00:47:45Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:46She needs help.
00:47:48Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:51Now!
00:47:52Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:47:55You can't quit on me right now.
00:47:57Mia, not before I...
00:47:58Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:03Mia, I've always...
00:48:05Mia, hey.
00:48:07Hey.
00:48:08Hey, Mia.
00:48:09You okay?
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:11Huh.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:13What happened?
00:48:15Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:18I was trying to recycle.
00:48:21How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:26I didn't see that coming.
00:48:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Hey, party's over.
00:48:35Everyone out!
00:48:36You heard him.
00:48:37Go.
00:48:38Get out.
00:48:38Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:39Vote Mia.
00:48:39Vote Mia.
00:48:40I got you.
00:48:42Come on.
00:48:43Let's go.
00:48:50Okay.
00:48:55For saving my life.
00:48:57I'm just glad you're okay.
00:48:59For the record,
00:49:01you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:10What's wrong?
00:49:12Jess never gets better.
00:49:14Better at what?
00:49:16Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:19And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:24I would never date Jessica.
00:49:27Connor.
00:49:27Seriously.
00:49:28Stop.
00:49:31Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:34You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:38She...
00:49:39I know.
00:49:40She's a genius.
00:49:41You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:42It's really cool.
00:49:44Get some rest.
00:49:46I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:48Connor?
00:49:49Connor?
00:49:49Can you stay with me?
00:49:53Okay.
00:50:09You're the genius, Dummy.
00:50:12I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:18Oh, man.
00:50:43You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:47You scared me.
00:50:50God.
00:50:52No, I don't.
00:50:53I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:50:56So it's never around anyone.
00:50:58Which is good.
00:51:00I'm not just anyone.
00:51:06What is all this?
00:51:09Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:11Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:15You want to help me wrap?
00:51:18Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:20No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:25I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:29Not yet, anyway.
00:51:35So, hey, ball girl.
00:51:38What's future me like?
00:51:40Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:42No, you're not.
00:51:44No, you're not.
00:51:44Don't even look.
00:51:45I know you're not.
00:51:47You're...
00:51:48You're actually super successful.
00:51:52Really smart.
00:51:55Kind.
00:51:59You're pretty perfect.
00:52:02I'm sure.
00:52:06No wonder I was in love.
00:52:15Hold up.
00:52:15Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:18No one.
00:52:19I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:26Because now I know all of these.
00:52:30It's awesome.
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:33So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:37Jessica Alba.
00:52:39So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:45You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:49Really?
00:52:50You know what I see in our future?
00:52:56Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:00I'd love to.
00:53:03Question.
00:53:04Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:07I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:10He's busy.
00:53:12He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:15Wait, wait.
00:53:17Connor.
00:53:19Your dad.
00:53:20Enough about my dad.
00:53:22Actually, come on.
00:53:23You don't want to be late.
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:40Everyone's going to love these, man.
00:53:42That's what won you crazy votes.
00:53:44Sure.
00:53:45But
00:53:49I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:51Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:53:56And who knows what will happen then.
00:53:58Right?
00:54:03Graduate in style.
00:54:05Besties.
00:54:06Oh.
00:54:08You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:11The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:13I already got all their votes.
00:54:28So you're buying votes now?
00:54:31Me?
00:54:32No.
00:54:33I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:37But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:44Besties?
00:54:46You don't even know their names.
00:54:49Of course I do.
00:54:51Of course I do.
00:54:52Well, the hot ones.
00:54:54The rest are freaks, not people.
00:54:56But hey, money talks, right?
00:54:58Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:02But come on now.
00:55:03Let's see what you got.
00:55:12Look, trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:18I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:26I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:27At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:30Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:35But you can't.
00:55:36Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:39Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:42Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:44Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:47And I love all my subjects.
00:55:50Even you.
00:55:51Oh, look.
00:56:11OMG, you're twinning.
00:56:21Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:25I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:27Oh, and ConCon hair is your gift.
00:56:30Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:34I don't want anything from you.
00:56:37Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:45No matter what I do, this always gets your way.
00:56:49Prom queen Connor.
00:56:50What am I even doing here?
00:56:55Bribes aren't my thing.
00:56:57Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:56:59He might be down.
00:57:02Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:04Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:07They're special.
00:57:08Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:11No, no.
00:57:12No, they're stupid.
00:57:15And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:18Just trust me.
00:57:20They're going to love them.
00:57:21Hey, you guys.
00:57:23Mia has gifts for all of you, and you're going to love them.
00:57:27Shh.
00:57:27Shh.
00:57:31You're back.
00:57:32Uh-uh.
00:57:43Should we get?
00:57:44It's yours?
00:57:54So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when they're the real world, you'll remember
00:58:04them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:19But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:24You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:42Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:49That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:54Be Jordan.
00:58:57Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:05Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:10And you deserve it.
00:59:17Everybody shut up!
00:59:19Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:23Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:25I got one for you too.
00:59:32To trash, these two cries.
00:59:35Oh, okay! All right, fine, you're saving my mouth!
00:59:40Please!
00:59:46Hey, um, this one's for you.
01:00:01Yeah, I...
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:09This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:12How did you find...
01:00:14Magic evolve. Remember?
01:00:16A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:19It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:22Do everything with your dad.
01:00:24While you can.
01:00:27He'll never get this time back.
01:00:32Yeah, thank you.
01:00:36Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:37Hey, no!
01:00:38Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:40Promise me that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:43That's all I want.
01:00:55For you...
01:00:57I'll do it.
01:01:02Congrats.
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:11It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:16Hey, everyone.
01:01:19Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:22Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:36I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:56What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:04We're taking a stand.
01:02:06We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:10No plastics for prom!
01:02:13No plastics for prom!
01:02:14You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:17Worshipped?
01:02:21They were terrified of you.
01:02:22It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:25But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:31Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:35let's hear your voice.
01:02:41Attention, everyone!
01:02:43America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:47just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:02:52in front of the whole school.
01:03:08Come on, Mia!
01:03:10We're all waiting!
01:03:13Hey!
01:03:15Hey, yes you can.
01:03:17Show them all what you can do.
01:03:20All of them.
01:03:24No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:27Just don't look at them.
01:03:29Look at me.
01:03:31I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:33Get your camcorder away.
01:03:34This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:38I believe in you.
01:03:44High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:48Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:03:54Hi, everyone.
01:03:56Please rise.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:19Just look at me.
01:04:29Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's
01:04:48last gleaming?
01:04:52Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight?
01:05:02O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
01:05:11And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:29there.
01:05:30Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of
01:05:53the brave?
01:06:02O'er the ramparts!
01:06:02O'er the ramparts in the brave marathon were so gallantly streaming?
01:06:11O'er the ramparts' loud and the return of spring...
01:06:13O'er the ramparts' tall, this is a great path Ion.
01:06:19I'm Magic the arch at the Hall of Fame.
01:06:23Chantal, and I said everything.
01:06:24Let's be real solid day.
01:06:24Any ondowns at allicas at all careers all night...
01:06:25...And my amazism will permanify...
01:06:35If you want to win, you've got to give him a show, right?
01:06:37Yeah.
01:06:38Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:40What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad.
01:06:56What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:06:58What if I fuck up?
01:06:59Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:04This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:07This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:09Hey, look at me.
01:07:11I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:15Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:19It'll seem impossible, but trust me...
01:07:26I trust you.
01:07:29And here we go, everyone.
01:07:31The big championship game.
01:07:32The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:36Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:37Let's begin.
01:08:05And 10 seconds left.
01:08:07The home team is down two points.
01:08:10And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:16He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:26He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:29And there he goes.
01:08:33Yes, he scores!
01:08:35The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:49Let's go!
01:08:51First, an A, and now this.
01:08:56Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:03I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:07And on you.
01:09:12I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:15Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:19Congratulations.
01:09:20You helped.
01:09:23Yeah.
01:09:24You were right about everything.
01:09:27Oh!
01:09:28Am I being pumped?
01:09:30That pipply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:35We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:38For good!
01:09:39I won because of you.
01:09:40No, no, he won because of you.
01:09:43I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:46But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:51I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:03Wait.
01:10:05Should we be doing this?
01:10:07I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:11It's you, Mia.
01:10:13It always has been.
01:10:15Mm-hmm.
01:10:18Holy circuns.
01:10:20Holy circuns.
01:10:21Ha!
01:10:22I don't know.
01:11:07Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:11You're staring again.
01:11:14Five more minutes.
01:11:17You're kind of distracting.
01:11:21Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test.
01:11:27This was your chem test.
01:11:30And you passed with fine colors.
01:11:33Oh.
01:11:38Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:43And what about brown tonight?
01:11:48Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:52I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:11:54You're never going to let that go.
01:11:58Stupid.
01:12:00It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:03How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:08Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:11What?
01:12:12Yeah.
01:12:13I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:16And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:19No, you didn't.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:21It's so hot.
01:12:25Okay, so.
01:12:28Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:30Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:31Yes, please.
01:12:32Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:37Mia Watkins.
01:12:40Will you...
01:12:47Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:51And my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes, I will go with you.
01:12:56And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:05Come on.
01:13:06Let's go win that crown.
01:13:08Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:10Oh.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:14I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:20Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:23Oh, she's going to.
01:13:26I don't know.
01:13:28You want to beg at the game.
01:13:30Maybe she's given up.
01:13:34No.
01:13:37She won't.
01:13:41I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:47I'm sorry.
01:13:48Say again?
01:13:50Okay.
01:13:52This is going to sound insane.
01:13:54Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:13:55So I have to tell you the truth.
01:13:56I...
01:14:00I'm from the future.
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:13Yeah, the future.
01:14:14Cool.
01:14:15Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:17Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:21No, you're not...
01:14:24Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:28If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:37Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop.
01:14:39How does Lost Dance?
01:14:41Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:43Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:46Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:47And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:49Whoa.
01:14:51The future's violent.
01:14:52You have no idea.
01:14:54But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:14:59So will you help me?
01:15:03Come in.
01:15:05But before we close the hellmouth, that is Jess.
01:15:09Okay.
01:15:11Let's go.
01:15:37You look like a queen.
01:15:40Thanks.
01:15:42Hopefully I'll love you.
01:15:57Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:09You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:15Yay!
01:16:18Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:21Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:24We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:27Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:41You look so good.
01:16:43Black is definitely not your color.
01:16:45Oh, thanks.
01:16:45FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:51Oh, my God.
01:16:53Give it up, Jessica.
01:16:54I don't...
01:16:55I want Mia.
01:16:57But I want you.
01:16:59We are perfect together.
01:17:01Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:05Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:08Concon, think about your future.
01:17:11My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:15It could be.
01:17:17If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:22You can be better than this, Jessica.
01:17:29I know you didn't want this before, but...
01:17:33Open it.
01:17:41Jess.
01:17:43Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:48It could save your future if you don't.
01:17:57I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:11I tried.
01:18:13Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:17I think it's crack cane.
01:18:21I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:24Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:47Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:52I don't know.
01:18:53Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:18:57Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:02And as expected, give it up for your prom king,
01:19:06basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:28While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:34Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:39I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:46I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:19:58Hi.
01:20:00I shouldn't be here.
01:20:04That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:07I wasn't good enough.
01:20:11I wasn't good enough.
01:20:12I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:12I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:16But I'm here now.
01:20:20And I'm here to represent all of you, the misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:31You're not.
01:20:33You're not.
01:20:57You're not.
01:20:59And the prom queen winner is...
01:21:06Jessica Hart!
01:21:12I'm so sorry.
01:21:13Hey, it's okay.
01:21:15This is your moment.
01:21:16You earned it.
01:21:17Go ahead.
01:21:22I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:26It's okay.
01:21:28I'm sorry.
01:21:29It's okay.
01:21:29Smile, king.
01:21:30It's for the yearbook.
01:21:35You were right.
01:21:37You saw it all.
01:21:41And you believe to me.
01:21:45Out of the way, freak.
01:21:47This is for royalty only.
01:21:50Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:53Mia has something to say.
01:21:55I warned you.
01:22:00Come here.
01:22:05Mia?
01:22:06Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:07Mia Watkins?
01:22:08They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:12What?
01:22:13No!
01:22:14These are fake!
01:22:16Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:18Mia.
01:22:19Is this true?
01:22:21No, no.
01:22:23Actually...
01:22:24Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:28Okay?
01:22:30Mia...
01:22:31Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:33It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:34Fairly.
01:22:36But don't take it from me.
01:22:39Let's see.
01:22:40Show of hands.
01:22:40Who voted for Mia?
01:22:47Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:53They actually voted for me?
01:22:55I never doubted them.
01:22:57Or you...
01:23:06High school bucket list item number 15.
01:23:09Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:13The crown is mine!
01:23:15I'm the popular one!
01:23:17I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:20What more do you people want?!
01:23:41Jessica, first you cheated?
01:23:42Now you could've killed someone?!
01:23:44This is grounds for expulsion!
01:23:46Security!
01:23:47No!
01:23:48No!
01:23:49It was Mia!
01:23:50She...
01:23:51She knows things!
01:23:52She's like a...
01:23:53A psychic or a witch or something!
01:23:55I swear!
01:23:56Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:23:58No!
01:24:07She's so risky.
01:24:11That's something Mia.
01:24:12Help me.
01:24:12You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:13No!
01:24:14No!
01:24:14This isn't right!
01:24:17You suck!
01:24:19You're cheating!
01:24:21Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:26Here.
01:24:27Take this.
01:24:30No, I can't take that.
01:24:32Yes.
01:24:33I want you to.
01:24:35Clearly, no matter when or where you are,
01:24:38you can find me.
01:24:40You time-traveling nerd.
01:24:44Right here.
01:24:58Yeah.
01:24:59Hey.
01:25:00Mia.
01:25:01What?
01:25:03You okay?
01:25:05Connor.
01:25:06What happened?
01:25:15You tricked and fell.
01:25:17You alright?
01:25:19Yes.
01:25:25Where's Jessica?
01:25:27Jessica?
01:25:29Jessica?
01:25:30Jessica Hart?
01:25:31I don't know.
01:25:32She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:34Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:37I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:40Woah.
01:25:43Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:50But that's all in the past.
01:25:53I want to focus on the future.
01:25:56You know Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:04You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:13And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:21to taking on the whole world, I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:31Mia Watkins.
01:26:36Will you marry me?
01:26:38Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:39I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:42Yeah.
01:26:43Of course.
01:26:50I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:53You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:26:55You didn't see this coming?
01:26:56Yeah.
01:26:57I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:58I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59Us getting engaged?
01:27:00No.
01:27:01Not in a million years.
01:27:04But hey, I guess...
01:27:07Some things, you never see coming.
01:27:10I always knew.
01:27:25No one makes me feel like you do, and no one sets my body on fire, and no one gives
01:27:39me shit like you.
01:27:41Mm-mm-mm.
01:27:42Hmm...
01:27:43Oh no one loves living here...
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