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00:17You
00:19I'm opening up the dollhouse
00:30Take a day or two
00:33I
00:34Feel very small
00:35You'll be safe in the dollhouse
00:38But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
00:40Is everything all right at home?
00:42I have to make things bigger again
00:44Contract this for 30 days
00:45That's insane!
00:49Shut it down
00:50I run this lab
00:51I cannot spiral
00:53I gotta get out of here
01:23What?
01:24Did you fall asleep?
01:25No
01:27Are you face down on the desk?
01:31I'm thinking
01:32Uh huh, it's been over an hour
01:34No, has it?
01:35I haven't heard any typing
01:39Typing fuck over and over doesn't count
01:51You told me to lock you in
01:53I know
01:54So do you want out?
01:55Yeah, of course I want out
01:56But I have to write
01:58Keep me locked in until dinner
01:59Okay
02:03Do you want me to let you out?
02:04No!
02:04That was a test
02:05Right!
02:06I can't
02:08Okay, here
02:09Here
02:10Inspiration
02:19That's the spirit
02:20Love you
02:21Fuck you too
02:23Do you want to or
02:25You?
02:40No
02:40Or are you?
02:42Yes, it's too
02:42Okay, to me
02:47After that
02:48That's still
02:48To you
02:52I'm like, all right?
03:01Does it suck?
03:02No, no, it's great.
03:05And Diane, the mother?
03:07It's gold, trust me.
03:30There's a phone.
03:33Hello, Les, hello?
03:34Yeah, it's me.
03:35Look outside.
03:37Oh, well, the door's still locked.
03:39I know.
03:40After I found you dangling from the garden hose, I think that we both agree it's safer inside, right?
03:45Am I?
03:46Yes, I did a thorough inspection.
03:48No bugs of any kind.
03:49What about Roomba?
03:50Shut down.
03:51Magoo?
03:51Uh, boarded.
03:54Are you going to work?
03:56Yeah, I have to.
03:57Please don't.
03:58I'll hide in your pocket.
04:00I won't make a sound.
04:00The lab is a very dangerous place.
04:02There's a lot of uncontrolled variables.
04:04What am I supposed to do?
04:05Sit around and wait?
04:06I'll go crazy.
04:07Well, you could explore the dollhouse.
04:10It's just our house with bad drapes and broken chairs.
04:14I know everything isn't perfect, but look closer.
04:17There's more.
04:18There is.
04:18Yeah, what about the 162-bottle dual zone, fully stocked?
04:22It's a wine fridge.
04:23And I bet you just walked right by the total body massage chair that a former investor
04:28gifted Martin that I miniaturized.
04:30Martin didn't want it?
04:31No, no.
04:31He's allergic to touch.
04:34But the dollhouse started as kind of just miniature research, and I got carried away.
04:39I don't know.
04:40Les, my heart is racing.
04:42You know, am I okay?
04:44Does it have to do with my size?
04:46Do I need to be worried?
04:47No.
04:48Just a little panic attack, maybe?
04:50But it'll pass.
04:51Just breathe.
04:53There you go.
04:55Okay.
04:56But, Les, are you really so close?
05:00Yes.
05:00But really, though?
05:03Really.
05:04Trust me.
05:17Hi.
05:35I'm in a dollhouse.
05:37I'm safe.
05:39I'm just...
05:39I'm just anxious.
05:42I need a cappuccino.
05:45Yeah.
05:48I have food?
05:52Oh, my God.
05:55I am safe.
06:00I can relax.
06:05Kinda.
06:15Hey.
06:17Have you ever thought about miniaturizing a human being?
06:20Jesus!
06:21Jolly Christ!
06:23Are you...
06:24Are you nuts?
06:25Vivian has got this place on lockdown, and you want to shrinky-dink Johnny Q public?
06:30It was just a question.
06:31Okay, great.
06:32Well, here's a question.
06:34We have 28 days before we lose our shirt.
06:39Yeah.
06:39So can you stick to corn?
06:42Yeah?
06:42Head in the other direction.
06:43Make corn big.
06:44It's just a passing thought.
06:45Great.
06:46Well, we will pass.
06:47Okay.
06:49I mean, less, you know, hey, I don't want to quash creativity.
06:52You know, look, but there'd likely be hundreds of animal trials, maybe thousands, and realistically-
07:00Of course!
07:01Animal trials!
07:02Yeah.
07:02Yeah, what was I thinking?
07:04Yeah, you'd be scared there for a minute.
07:06Martin, I would never miniaturize a human being without, say, using, I don't know, a cat
07:10or some other animal as a test case.
07:12At first, that would be insane.
07:14Yeah, negligent, even.
07:16You're my rock.
07:17Who would I be without you?
07:19High school physics teacher.
07:30You're in my office.
07:32It was unlocked.
07:33Well, it shouldn't be.
07:34I unlocked it.
07:35Why?
07:35I want to make sure you've got this.
07:38New protocols and procedures in print so there's no misunderstanding.
07:41You'll find an electronic copy in your inbox.
07:44And this.
07:46So I can keep track of your every movement.
07:50No more secrets, Dr. Littlejohn.
07:53I don't have secrets.
07:55Everyone has secrets.
08:02Is that a cat?
08:03No.
08:04My chariot squeaks.
08:11Hold on.
08:12It'll squeak.
08:13I do not have time for this.
08:16Neither do you.
08:25Hey, you ready to go on a fantastic voyage, Mr. Magoo?
08:30Help me and help Lindy.
08:33Yeah.
08:46Wait.
08:48I donated all of this to Goodwill.
08:52Didn't I, Space Cullen?
08:56Less shrunk everything.
09:03This was my night.
09:08But what if it doesn't fit?
09:12But what if it does?
09:14Yes.
09:15Yes.
09:35Beautiful, okay.
09:36Can we get one of just Mr. Magoo?
09:38Littlejohn.
09:38Yes.
09:39Oh.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:48Hold mine, too, eh?
09:49Oh, it goes with your pocket square.
09:51And your next big idea, tomato red.
09:53Move down.
09:56He's not a coat rack, you know.
09:58And fuck him for moving you to the arse crack of the country.
10:02Can you believe it?
10:03These are the moments when every fiber of my being urges me to retreat, to remain unseen, unexamined, comfortably small.
10:17But this incredible prize is a beacon of courage, reminding me that when you take that risk, and when you
10:29make that leap, and when you refuse to be small, that is when great things happen.
10:39And I need to thank my agent, and my publisher, and most importantly, my book editor, Terry.
10:49Girl, we did it.
10:51Thank you so, so much.
10:53From the bottom of my heart, I could not have done it without you.
10:56And with that, I am speechless.
10:59Love you.
11:09Oh, my goodness.
11:10One more, one more.
11:11Sorry, I saved the best for last, because I'd never forget.
11:14My husband, Les, Les Littlejohn, you did it.
11:17No, seriously, he chained me to my computer and locked me in my office so that I would finally finish
11:22this book.
11:24There is no book without you.
11:27So, love you.
11:56Terri.
11:58Oh, God.
11:59Oh.
12:03Fuck.
12:07Look, this is, this is, uh, 917, 917, 917, 5, who remembers anyone's number anymore?
12:31Star 6ix9ine.
12:33Is that still a thing?
12:34Maybe a star 6ix9ine.
12:35Okay.
12:35Star 6ix9ine.
12:41Lindy?
12:42Lindy?
12:43Is this an emergency?
12:44My life is an emergency.
12:45What happened?
12:46What happened?
12:46Okay, listen, I didn't want to tell you, okay?
12:48But I did something bad.
12:49Well, I didn't do it.
12:50I mean, it wasn't my fault.
12:51But I just need, I need Terri's number.
12:53Terri?
12:54It's a long story, and I'm not going to say anything about, you know, I just, but I need to
12:58speak to her.
12:58Okay, well, just take a breath, and I won't say relax or calm down.
13:02Please don't.
13:03But just know that I'm taking care of everything, and it will only be a couple more days.
13:07And then call Terri, okay?
13:09No, Les.
13:10But until that time, just, you know, enjoy the house and eat and drink and try on another dress.
13:16And I'll be home before you know it.
13:20Lindy?
13:21Are you still there?
13:21Yeah, I'm still here.
13:22Okay, well, enjoy this vacation.
13:30Okay, you know what?
13:31You're right.
13:31I will.
13:32All right.
13:33Bye, Les.
13:38We need to retrace our sips.
13:49Yes?
13:50Sorry, sorry to impose, but Carl's having trouble accessing the chemical freezer.
13:56Who are you again?
13:57Janet.
13:59In Richard's department?
14:00Yes, Richard.
14:01Where is Richard?
14:02He's having a polyp removed.
14:04He'll be back shortly.
14:05So what do you need, Janice?
14:06Janet.
14:07Uh, um, sorry.
14:08Uh, uh, Carl.
14:09Carl.
14:09The, um, chemical freezers.
14:11The new protocol.
14:12Oh, the fucking protocols!
14:16It's, um...
14:17What is that?
14:19Oh, um, I think that was installed overnight.
14:21What for?
14:22For, um, motivation.
14:24What?
14:24For the 30-day deadline.
14:26As per the contract.
14:27Yes!
14:27I got it!
14:30Carl.
14:32I'll talk to Vivian about up-ing your security clearance, okay?
14:39What?
14:41Something wrong with the reader.
14:43Um, it says employee.
14:45What does yours say?
14:49Employee?
14:49My badge is the same as Janice's?
14:59Dozens.
15:04Hundreds.
15:07Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper.
15:10Eight times twenty is the one.
15:13Couple of days, my ass-face going.
15:17Trust me.
15:22Is it wrong I don't want to go?
15:25No, it's not wrong, but...
15:29New York.
15:30St. Louis.
15:31New York.
15:32I think you're gonna love it.
15:34I mean, the house is huge.
15:36We're gonna have so much space, and your office is bigger than this apartment.
15:40And we have a pool.
15:42I love pools.
15:44And I love you.
15:48And I love you.
15:50Why else would I leave New York?
15:53For St. Louis.
15:56Lindy, I get it.
15:57I do get it.
15:58You just got to the top.
16:00We're leaving New York.
16:02But I'll be missed, right?
16:05And then I'll be back.
16:07Yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:11How long, again, do you think?
16:13Two years.
16:14Maybe three.
16:15Tops.
16:18Two, three.
16:19That's perfect.
16:21My next book will be written.
16:22Terry will be thrilled.
16:24It's gonna be great.
16:25Trust me.
16:29I do.
16:34I don't.
16:37I bet he could make me big right now, but he won't.
16:40I'm his fucking lab rat.
16:41I'm his six-inch-tall Nobel Prize.
16:47Someone's here.
16:53Hello?
16:54Lindy?
16:55It's me, Richard.
16:57Richard!
16:58Richard!
17:01Richard!
17:02Hello?
17:05Richard!
17:07Richard!
17:09The office.
17:12Come back.
17:16Lindy!
17:19I'm gonna go around the back!
17:22I'm gonna go around the back!
17:45Lindy, wherefore art thou?
17:48Lindy?
17:50Lindy?
17:54Lindy?
17:57Lindy?
17:57Oh.
17:59Lindy?
18:00Huh?
18:00Who are you?
18:02What the fuck are you doing?
18:04What the fuck are you doing?
18:05No, no, no. Sorry, sorry.
18:06Oh wait, wait, wait, wait!
18:09You must be Lulu!
18:11Why do you know my name?
18:12Because I work with your dad, at the lab.
18:15My name's Richard.
18:16Okay, Richard from the lab?
18:18Are you stalking us?
18:19Stalk... no, no, no, no...
18:20No, no, no, no, no.
18:21Shhh! No, no, not stalking.
18:22I was in the neighborhood, and I just thought I'd come by
18:26and wish the family a Merry Christmas and, you know?
18:29And peep into the windows?
18:31My dad's not even home, which you should know,
18:33working in his lab and all.
18:35I... Oh.
18:39See? I am an employee.
18:42And a physicist.
18:44And a creep.
18:45Okay. Okay.
18:47I am seeing this from your vantage point,
18:50and I understand the intimations therein.
18:53So I will not bend your ear any longer.
18:57Okay, so maybe you can just take these,
19:01brighten up the home, and, you know,
19:02wish your mother a Merry Christmas for me.
19:05Is she home writing?
19:06My mom doesn't write.
19:07She doesn't write. Okay.
19:09That's not...
19:10You can go now, Richard, from the lab.
19:11I am going to go. I'm just going to go. Yeah.
19:14Sorry for your troubles, and Merry Crimbo.
19:18Okay.
19:20Whatever.
19:45One semester down.
19:47Seven to go.
19:48Unless you graduate early, like me.
19:51Love, Dad.
20:02In the name of science,
20:04these protocols must end!
20:07No.
20:09No?!
20:10No.
20:12I cannot do my work with these protocols in place!
20:16How can you not see that?!
20:18I see a frustrated employee.
20:27I am also just a scientist standing in front of another scientist asking her if she really
20:39believes the protocols are more important than changing the world.
20:43Do you remember the feeling of being so close to a breakthrough, on the precipice of something
20:50monumental, when the only thing that matters is the work?
20:53You don't eat, you don't sleep, you don't see your family.
20:56What family?
20:57It's just the work!
20:58It's the...
20:59It's the science!
21:00It's the math!
21:01It's the vision!
21:02Come on.
21:04You feel it, too.
21:06You know I'm gonna crack this wide open and change the world, so join me as partners.
21:12Not corporate versus labor, but scientist to scientist.
21:17Let's make history together!
21:22Partners.
21:23Partners!
21:29Is that a cat?
21:30What?
21:30No.
21:31I hear everything.
21:32I see everything.
21:33I can even smell everything.
21:36Dr. Little John.
21:38Show me.
21:39Show you, I'm...
21:40In the name of science.
21:43Show me.
21:45It was the last unauthorized experiment, I swear.
21:48I didn't even know what I was thinking.
21:53Carol.
21:54What?
21:54What?
22:01I do.
22:02You're thinking bigger than fruit and vegetables, Dr. Little John.
22:06Am I?
22:07I don't usually underestimate men.
22:09Oh.
22:10Well then, yes I am.
22:11I am going to have to confiscate her.
22:13Is that necessary?
22:14She's now company property.
22:15She's a he.
22:16Mr. Magoo.
22:17You named him.
22:27How wonderful.
22:33I would consider lifting a few of the protocols, should certain missing lab equipment and chemicals
22:40find their way back to the lab ASAP.
22:41Uh-huh.
22:42One water truck, one remote control, two anvil cases.
22:45Yeah, I did hear something about that.
22:46Let me see what I can do.
22:48He's so warm.
22:50He is warm.
22:56Of course.
22:58The temperature.
23:01Um, so you'll take good care of him?
23:03All the best.
23:04I mean, yes.
23:06And you'll keep track on his vitals?
23:08Yes.
23:08And this will be our little secret animal trial?
23:11Yeah?
23:12And you will inform me immediately of any abnormal results?
23:15Yes?
23:16I love this cat.
23:17Fine, yes.
23:18Go.
23:25We'll be best friends.
23:28Forever.
23:48We'll be best friends.
23:52Forever.
23:53Okay?
23:53Uh, yeah.
23:54Good.
23:55Yeah, I found the wine.
23:57Gonna take a nap.
24:02Well, hello to you too, Doris.
24:07I can get to the lab.
24:09See what he's hiding.
24:12Yeah, it's a long way down, but...
24:15Fuck it, right?
24:17I agree.
24:19Let's do it.
24:19Go.
24:25Oh, God.
24:32Nya.
24:37You should be so tired.
24:39And you're the one.
24:39To us, I'm the one.
24:42You should be so tired.
24:42Oh, God, you're so tired.
24:46I'm so tired.
24:47I was very tired.
24:55dad
24:57lulu you're home yeah you told me to come home
25:03for the vows at the gray house oh yes of course the vows yeah yeah where's mom oh glue so
25:11good
25:11to see you it's so good to see you so how was the how was the last semester and your
25:16finals
25:17good good um fantastic good yeah it runs in the genes you love science yeah um hey some some weird
25:27guy from your lab came here what who richard why i don't even think he knew oh well he's harmless
25:34he's an odd duck but he's a good scientist dad yeah you're being really weird i am we've been
25:42hugging for like five minutes sorry i'm just i'm happy to see you and work's being crazy and speaking
25:47of crazy where's mom oh she's
25:53we're gonna get a bit of water from the kitchen we're in the kitchen a deeper kitchen um so i
25:59think mom
25:59uh has had um an emotional breakdown no no no she's not oh is she is she upstairs yeah yeah
26:09no no she's not she's yeah she's your mom has gone to the to the to the gray house
26:16yeah okay yeah so hurricane lindy is tracking northeast what category is she don't say that
26:22i don't know what you're talking about she's got to be like at least a five am i right oh
26:26these phrases
26:26you're using that's not a nice thing to say at all what's with the dollhouse huh what's that tube
26:36for well i'm cleaning it for because i wanted to decorate it for the holidays like festive you're
26:40still shrinking things for the dollhouse oh fuck let me see oh no oh god dad yeah what no are
26:48you
26:48okay yep i'm okay i'm fine but you i think i think you should rest i think you gotta rest
26:53you gotta
26:54rest honey because you've been traveling from college and there's a lot and i'm you know what
26:58i'm gonna fill your fridge downstairs with so much so much good stuff that you won't even feel the
27:02need to come upstairs and better still i'm gonna i'm gonna give you my card and so you can just
27:07get
27:07whatever you want but you're good i knew it i'm the villain
27:28shit yeah it's good right
27:33get me deborah at the new yorker no i know what i said get her okay so two words george
27:40saunders
27:41two more get her
27:50i've got deborah
27:56deborah hi the happiest of holidays to you and yours absolutely not oh hear me out this isn't about
28:04me i um i didn't submit lindy's story visibly my uh misstep regarding mr saunders and allow me to
28:13sincerely apologize once again for besmirching the new yorker's reputation in the process
28:19uh my humble request comes at the behest of the author who has a few minor tweaks and would love
28:26to
28:26hold of publishing until a later date i heard a rumor you may be getting your own publishing imprint
28:32if there's anyone that you think i should meet say the word oh quite the opposite vis-a-vis your
28:38humble request fuck right off
28:43hey so that was brutal get me david remnick oh god going over deborah's head can't wait
28:54i got david remnick my old pal happiest of holidays to you and yours yeah it's deborah nice try
29:06okay fuck off so out
29:18lindy
29:22lindy
29:44lindy
29:50lindy
29:51Come on.
30:23What the fuck?
30:28I'm so weird.
30:47Please.
30:48Please.
30:50Richard, here are my...
30:51Were you at my house earlier?
30:54Um...
30:54No.
30:55I was in the neighborhood that was...
30:57Stop.
30:57Stop.
30:58I don't care.
30:59Don't do it again.
31:00No.
31:00Reset.
31:02Richard, here are my thoughts.
31:04The regrowth reaction has become too exothermic, and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate
31:09into the solution to control the temperature through aqueous ammonium and nitrate ions.
31:17Thoughts complete.
31:18Bob's implement his thoughts.
31:20NH4, NO3 solid added to form NH4 positive and NO3 negative ions.
31:27Complete.
31:28Karl.
31:28Implement his thoughts.
31:42Complete.
31:43Okay.
31:54Let's make history.
32:19It's big.
32:25Five seconds.
32:31Ten seconds.
32:41Ten seconds.
32:46Ten seconds.
32:48Twenty seconds.
32:55Oh!
33:03No!
33:11a significant success subject expanded to regular size for
33:1630.8 seconds an increase of 28.7 seconds
33:22huge progress in the name of science richard
33:27oh bob the explainer
33:32i sound like it came from in there
33:36spooky
33:45you fucking liar
33:51um maybe we should give him some privacy
33:58oh you don't know what you saw
34:00i'm so close my tiny fucking ass
34:03no i would never let you explode
34:04fuck you
34:05no no lindy
34:08i'm gonna explode now
34:13you can't keep me prisoner
34:15i'm not a fucking lab rat
34:17listen to me
34:18no never
34:19i want to tell the world what you've done to me
34:24lindy no
34:24i don't trust you
34:27how long until you can fix me
34:30for real i need the truth
34:38i don't know
34:41you don't know
34:45that's the truth
34:46you can't say when
34:49it could be tomorrow
34:50but it could be weeks
34:51months or
34:53never
34:53no not never
34:54my theory is sound
34:57i just need to figure out the math
34:59and i know it must have looked like a disaster
35:01but i'm making really good progress
35:03you know yesterday was two seconds
35:05today is over 30
35:07i'm scared
35:08is this my new life
35:11no
35:11it's temporary
35:12i promise
35:15i want to trust you
35:17but i can't
35:19in a minute
35:21we'll just go
35:23okay well i'm
35:24i'm gonna need you to get in my desk drawer
35:26to hide
35:26my height
35:27my autonomy
35:29and
35:29not my dignity
35:30please
35:31thank you
35:33i'm gonna need something too
35:35anything
35:35stop locking me in the dollhouse
35:37well that's for your safety
35:39but fine
35:39lose
35:40the cameras
35:41yeah i know you're spying on me
35:43also for your safety
35:45and i'm not spying on you
35:47there's no audio
35:47i'm doing a series of daily check-ins
35:49oh like a mental patient
35:50like a loving husband
35:51with a miniature wife
35:53fine
35:54but then i need
35:55a working laptop
35:56and toothpaste
35:58that i like
35:59and
36:00and
36:00my lipstick
36:01my favorite lipsticks
36:03in my purse
36:04coming
36:05oh sorry
36:07sorry
36:08sorry
36:08too loud
36:08yes
36:10yes
36:10fine
36:11deal
36:11make a list
36:18love you
36:21fuck you too
36:22what i'm doing
36:52Oh, God.
36:57I'm home.
37:00Terry.
37:04Come on.
37:06Oh, for God.
37:08Shit.
37:09Come on.
37:14Okay.
37:34Is she dead?
37:36What? Who? Is who dead?
37:39Lindy.
37:40You thought I died?
37:42It was the only reason Les would call me.
37:44You sounded...
37:45Scared.
37:46I was.
37:47Oh, that means the world to me.
37:50You have no idea.
37:50Uh, wait, how do you think I died?
37:54What were you imagining?
37:56Threw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid a career-ending plagiarism scandal.
38:01Uh-huh.
38:02Yeah, but you're gonna fix that.
38:04Lindy, I tried.
38:05Tried? Terry?
38:07That sounds very defeatist.
38:09That's not you.
38:10Come on.
38:10I really, really, really, really need this, so...
38:14I hate to say it, but this is my fucking problem.
38:16Your ex-emotional whatever the fuck sent the story in.
38:19I'm about to get my own imprint.
38:21I cannot be associated with this shit.
38:23But what about our friendship?
38:26Is this friendship or business?
38:28Both.
38:28Well, that's...
38:30That's the problem, isn't it?
38:32The lines have blurred.
38:34And we haven't conducted business in 15 years.
38:39Look, Lindy, I love you.
38:41I always will, but...
38:42But?
38:45You're toxic.
38:47It doesn't matter who sent the story into the New Yorker.
38:50It's out there.
38:51And if it's out there and you have to deny it...
38:55You're toxic.
38:59I see.
39:01Well, then, by that logic, if I were to put it out there that you knew about the story
39:08and encouraged me to submit it anyway, and then you had to deny it, you're toxic.
39:15But you wouldn't.
39:17No.
39:18Not if it's friendship.
39:20But if it's just business.
39:24I'll keep you posted, friend.
39:27Oh, thank you, friend.
39:28I'll keep you posted, friend.
39:33Oliver!
39:34Your friendship is so toxic, I love it.
39:36Get me Jackie fucking board when my fucking office fucking tomorrow.
39:39Thank you, God.
39:41Conclusions.
39:42The regrowth process induced excessive molecular tension surpassing substructural limits of the
39:47plant cells.
39:48This tension compounded by a sudden and extreme rise in temperature triggered a chain reaction.
39:54This is key.
39:55Hello?
39:56It's me.
39:57I've been miniaturized.
39:58Immediate suspension.
39:59I'm in the laboratory.
40:00I'm in Les' death store.
40:01He's taking me home to a dollhouse.
40:03Help me.
40:04Detonation.
40:04Bang.
40:05And so.
40:06Wait, what?
40:06Recommend Richard.
40:08What?
40:08What?
40:08What?
40:09What a personal call.
40:09No, no, no, no, no.
40:11Hang up.
40:11I'm sorry.
40:12Richard, don't hang up.
40:13Come get me.
40:13I'm in the drawer.
40:14I'm in the drawer.
40:14Open the top.
40:16Hello?
40:16Hello?
40:18Apologies.
40:19It was, um, it was my mother.
40:21It's just a tiny issue.
40:26Recommendations.
40:27Immediate suspension of regrowth experiments involving compound X-44.
40:31Do we read?
40:40Do you think you'll tell your daughter about me?
40:44Lindy.
40:45Wouldn't want Hurricane Lindy blowing through your special bond.
40:49What was it?
40:50Category five?
40:52What category is shrinking your wife to six inches tall?
40:55It was a five, and I'm very sorry.
41:01What is the matter now, anyway?
41:04I think it would traumatize her.
41:07I think she'd blame me.
41:10I should probably move the dollhouse.
41:13My prison within my prison.
41:17You know, uh, Dr. Carmichael says...
41:21Fuck that bitch!
41:22Whoa, Lindy!
41:23That is a red-light reaction.
41:25Can we please try to achieve a yellow light on the road to a green light response?
41:37Silence is the silent killer of a relationship.
41:42I will take my foot off the brake.
41:46And although I may sit here quietly, it's not silence.
41:50I feel that we have achieved a yellow light, and we'll proceed with caution.
41:55As Dr. Carmichael says, why don't we revisit us in the morning?
42:04I, as half of us, agree.
42:13Not at all.
42:14Well, this, um, this is the GMO tomato.
42:18That stands for Genetically Modified Organism.
42:20And, um, this GMO tomato really has the power to, uh, revolutionize agriculture and food production as we know it.
42:27The GMO tomato, um, is disease and pest resistant.
42:31Um, it has a longer shelf life, it has enhanced nutrition, and it reduces the need for fertilizers.
42:37So, win-win-win-win-win-win-win.
42:39Huh.
42:40Ha-ha-ha.
42:41Smells good, too.
42:55Sam, incarcerated.
42:58Bill, grandpa.
43:00Warren, great-grandpa.
43:03Jeff, gross.
43:18That's not how you spell Little John, Mr. Magoo.
43:32All right.
43:37You're welcome.
43:40And we're welcome.
43:47At least he gets out.
43:50He's gonna get out.
44:21This is gonna be Alasena's big dumb green light face.
44:34Richie?
44:37Wait, are you real?
44:39I come bearing me, my love.
44:44And these.
44:47Richie?
44:48Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
44:52Then we would have to wait so long
44:56And wouldn't it be nice to live together
44:59In the kind of room where we belong
45:04No one's gonna make it that look better
45:08When we can say goodnight and stay together
45:15Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up in the morning when the day is new
45:22And if you haven't spent the day together
45:26All of each other goes the whole night through
45:31Happy times together we can be
45:35I wish that every kiss was never ending
45:42Wouldn't it be nice if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
45:54Run, run, run, run
46:09Oh, wouldn't it be mine?
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