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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:05Go to головers.
00:01:07Go.
00:01:11Go.
00:01:13Go.
00:01:38Audio message to Jojo Therapy.
00:01:43Hey, making sure you're getting my messages for the next session tomorrow.
00:01:50I was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your, like, real thoroughbred clients from your stable.
00:01:56Super, super excited about this next chapter in our alliance.
00:02:04Yeah, we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing.
00:02:13Okay, text me, unless you're, uh, under something heavy.
00:02:17Are you kidding?
00:02:20Obviously.
00:02:22It's Duncan.
00:02:25How are my ketones?
00:02:270.3 millimolar.
00:02:29I've got too many gojis in my slurry, I told you.
00:02:31I mean, I don't think it's the gojis.
00:02:32What the hell? Where is my one by?
00:02:35Oh, um, I don't know.
00:02:37My one by.
00:02:42Where's Thelma?
00:02:44Where's Thelma?
00:02:45Thelma, Thelma.
00:02:46The tungsten cube I showed you yesterday.
00:02:48Yeah, remember?
00:02:49Where is it?
00:02:50I don't know where the cube is.
00:02:52Did you take my cube, Thelma?
00:02:54Listen, I'm not accusing you.
00:02:57I know it's cliché, but we were just talking about it.
00:03:00No, no, Thelma.
00:03:02Brain food only.
00:03:04Fish with the good Omega 3.
00:03:06The Atlantic Nova.
00:03:08Don't cry.
00:03:08Don't do that.
00:03:09It's okay, thank you.
00:03:10She's okay.
00:03:10She's fine.
00:03:11She's not fine.
00:03:13She's so cute.
00:03:14This is what you once said about you.
00:03:16You yelled it out.
00:03:17Nothing worse.
00:03:18Nothing worse?
00:03:19Really?
00:03:19Well, she fucked a great day.
00:03:28Run if you're going to run Jamie's task forces this morning.
00:03:34It's time to think endowment gifts.
00:03:36Stanford's not taking this one for free.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:41Ah, Adam.
00:03:48Hey, Duncan.
00:03:51Oh, Jesus.
00:03:52Nana, you paparazzi, you know?
00:03:54Well, you weren't taking my calls.
00:03:55I can't find the stock app on this thing.
00:03:59Concerns about your price?
00:04:00No.
00:04:01Just doing fiduciary hygiene.
00:04:02Well, markets are closed today.
00:04:03It's Labor Day.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Well, when's CEO Day, huh?
00:04:06But, hey, but some of us are on a deadline.
00:04:09So, off the record, in the lockbox, any comment on the Cupertino acquisition?
00:04:14Come on, man, you started this.
00:04:16Are talks still going ahead?
00:04:18What's happening?
00:04:18You know, after your last article came out, a lot of people thought it was me.
00:04:21Who leaked the rumor?
00:04:23Maybe your lockbox is in need of, uh, rejuvenation.
00:04:26Hey, can we stop running?
00:04:28Please?
00:04:29I understand an American diet.
00:04:32Duncan, please!
00:04:38Duncan, no one knew that you were the source.
00:04:40Not from me, anyway.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:42And if you want anything else about me, from me, you're gonna need to stay in my deep throat,
00:04:48okay?
00:04:48No.
00:04:49You're in my deep throat.
00:04:50Any way you like it, Nana.
00:04:51Well, I...
00:04:58Audio message to Jojo Therapy?
00:05:01Hey, um, just to say, you could hit me back.
00:05:04I'm anxious, okay?
00:05:06Man, anxious.
00:05:08Manxious!
00:05:12I want a gun.
00:05:14Okay, but, honey, they said they caught the guy.
00:05:17They think they did.
00:05:19Well, ma'am, if you have any additional information.
00:05:22You caught a guy, not the guy.
00:05:24Are you hungry?
00:05:25Eat something.
00:05:26My child sleeps down there, okay?
00:05:29I mean, what if this guy's still out there lurking, waiting?
00:05:33You can eat more than that.
00:05:33See, this is why your tummy hates you.
00:05:36Looks like he tried to break the seal with this.
00:05:38That's my Pippin!
00:05:39This is...
00:05:40Oh, my God.
00:05:41This is an original Broadway cast recording.
00:05:45Wow.
00:05:46Look at that.
00:05:47Trashed.
00:05:47I'm sorry.
00:05:48That's just...
00:05:48You know, he must have come in through the waiting room.
00:05:51How many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock?
00:05:54I mean, if he won't fix it, I'm sorry, but what choice do we have but a gun?
00:05:57Okay, well, true, Alvin, our landlord.
00:06:00We asked him to put an alarm as well, and we're gonna...
00:06:02He's done nothing.
00:06:03Okay, but we're gonna talk to him, obviously, okay?
00:06:06No gun.
00:06:07I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death.
00:06:11No offense.
00:06:13You rent?
00:06:18You may not be taking this seriously enough.
00:06:20I think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth.
00:06:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
00:06:24We work with several ultra-rich clients.
00:06:27I mean, people on the radar of cabals and cartels and conglomerates.
00:06:32I mean, you don't think that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office?
00:06:38I don't.
00:06:38I mean, CIA does it all the time.
00:06:41The CIA?
00:06:42Yes, the CIA.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:44There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs.
00:06:46It's going to help.
00:06:47I don't want a Klonopin, Gary.
00:06:49I want a fucking gun.
00:06:50I never get anything I want.
00:06:52We still have all the old furniture from your first marriage.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Fine, fine.
00:06:57Well, now I want a gun.
00:07:17I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:07:22Winningidea.com.
00:07:23That's winning with a Y, by the way.
00:07:24Like whining, but more horrible.
00:07:28Mm-hmm.
00:07:28I don't know that site.
00:07:30People pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to CEO types like me.
00:07:3615 minutes.
00:07:38But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn?
00:07:41So, basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs or bored retired types like me.
00:07:46It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:07:52That's how bad it triggered me.
00:07:54Never again.
00:07:55It's okay, Carl.
00:07:57We all feel that way sometimes.
00:08:00Horrible people who have no boundaries, no manners, no integrity.
00:08:05We want to lash out.
00:08:08Sometimes we even fantasize about hurting them.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:12Amen, sister.
00:08:13Let's hurt them.
00:08:15Yeah, but what are some strategies that we could use?
00:08:20What about our mnemonics?
00:08:23Stop.
00:08:24S-T-O-P.
00:08:25Stop.
00:08:25Yeah, that thing.
00:08:26Yeah, that's right.
00:08:27S-stop.
00:08:28T.
00:08:29Take a step back.
00:08:30O.
00:08:30Yeah, can I?
00:08:30Forgive me.
00:08:31Can I just?
00:08:33The S of stop is stop.
00:08:36The acronym is stop.
00:08:38But the S of stop stands for stop.
00:08:40Yeah, yeah.
00:08:41That's, um...
00:08:43Uh, that's...
00:08:43No, that's right.
00:08:44Um, S-stop.
00:08:45T.
00:08:45Take a step back.
00:08:46O.
00:08:47Observe.
00:08:48P.
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49Proceed mindfully.
00:08:51It's just a little thing to remember for when that...
00:08:54The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:08:56I mean, couldn't you people pretend to dress it up a little bit?
00:09:00I mean, slow down, suspend, something.
00:09:04I can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that.
00:09:09Probably high-fived each other over it, you know?
00:09:11I mean, on the face of it, if I could stop, I wouldn't need the mnemonic.
00:09:16If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management.
00:09:18I'm here because I can't stop, right?
00:09:20The stop is only the first step.
00:09:23Yeah, of stop!
00:09:24Of stop!
00:09:25Right, stop.
00:09:27Now, T.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:29Take a step back.
00:09:30Yeah, are you testing me?
00:09:31Because I think I may fail.
00:09:34Because I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing thing.
00:09:39Carl.
00:09:39A is for at, uh, R is for, uh...
00:09:43Don't say it.
00:09:44I'm going to say it.
00:09:45Don't say it.
00:09:45I'm going to say it.
00:09:46Retarded.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:47And the last T is for therapists.
00:09:49I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists.
00:09:53Huh?
00:09:54I said it!
00:09:55Okay.
00:09:56Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl, just, just breathe.
00:09:59You breathe!
00:10:02But I've seen S.A.T. scores go up.
00:10:05Fifteen, twenty percent with the right fungal regime, but there's always side effects with
00:10:09fungus.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11So, retest with the hitting and getting the right...
00:10:14Sure.
00:10:15But let's say she hits 1,300.
00:10:17Then we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon...
00:10:20No, I'm going to Stanford.
00:10:21That's me.
00:10:22Sorry.
00:10:24Jameson, low-key favor.
00:10:26Can you try these glasses on?
00:10:29Wow!
00:10:30Right, yes.
00:10:31It's, like, worth a hundred IQ points.
00:10:34Right.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35For the interview.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37And what if we went a bit radical with her hair?
00:10:39Maybe multicolor?
00:10:41Uh...
00:10:41Manifest individuality?
00:10:45No.
00:10:47I think she looked like a blue-eyed piñata.
00:10:53I want the first swing.
00:10:55No, sweetie, I'm kidding.
00:10:57Let's talk accommodations.
00:10:59Dr. Gary?
00:11:00Mm-hmm.
00:11:01Yes.
00:11:01A little preview, perhaps?
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03Yeah?
00:11:03Um, sorry.
00:11:04So, as I said, the full report promised, but...
00:11:09Okay, so boiling it down to some salient headlines.
00:11:13Mm-hmm.
00:11:14Um, the nonverbal abstract processing average.
00:11:16Um, but Jameson does, uh, meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for ADHD, but only just...
00:11:25So, double time.
00:11:26Does she get double?
00:11:28If you'd like to spend...
00:11:29A significant number of applicants will have 200%.
00:11:32Right.
00:11:32Okay, I don't need it.
00:11:33I'm not sped.
00:11:34Duncan?
00:11:35Cool.
00:11:36Remy?
00:11:36You remember Remy, our admissions consultant?
00:11:38Remy, will you tell him what you're thinking?
00:11:40Read the, um, endowments.
00:11:41Oh, three or four million to the endowment fund.
00:11:44Uh, any more starts to look like a...
00:11:46Yeah.
00:11:47Unless we're talking a new library.
00:11:49Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless?
00:11:52This is all such bullshit.
00:11:53Jamie.
00:11:54Whoa.
00:11:54She's upset about being neurodivergent.
00:11:57I'm not.
00:11:57Well, I mean, you're really just on the margin.
00:12:00I'm not.
00:12:01You want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else?
00:12:03Let's retest.
00:12:04Jim, Jim.
00:12:05Sure.
00:12:06Take the neural thingy, okay?
00:12:07Just do that.
00:12:08I'll take you.
00:12:09We'll get cheeseburgers.
00:12:10No, no cheeseburgers.
00:12:11Yeah, and, like, there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum.
00:12:13I mean, I always assume you are with me on it.
00:12:16And, hey, who among the silicon savants are in a little diversion in the neuro, right?
00:12:21Right.
00:12:21I mean, that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff.
00:12:25We're on the outside looking in, right, Dr. Gary?
00:12:28That's right.
00:12:30That's a really interesting perspective on that.
00:12:35Joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum.
00:12:38Well, why was she?
00:12:39No.
00:12:42No.
00:12:42What?
00:12:42No, why would she?
00:12:43That's, uh, I'm sorry.
00:12:44I misspoke.
00:12:45Uh, that's called the cognitive overload, folks.
00:12:48Joanne is my wife.
00:12:49Joanne was texting.
00:12:50And then I was talking to her, and I just...
00:12:52Oh, look, there she is again, right?
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55What a relief, because I thought she got hit by a truck.
00:13:00Uh, no.
00:13:03Glad to see your phone's working.
00:13:06Uh, I'm curious if, uh, Gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy.
00:13:09Should I ask him?
00:13:12No.
00:13:17No, you don't, lady.
00:13:19You can't cancel on me.
00:13:20You do not get to do that.
00:13:22Hello?
00:13:24Hey.
00:13:25Can I...
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:26Um, listen, uh, just to apologize.
00:13:29It was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others.
00:13:34It was...
00:13:34A violation?
00:13:35Transgression?
00:13:37Crime?
00:13:37No, not a crime, actually.
00:13:40But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me.
00:13:43Ever.
00:13:43I've never been diagnosed.
00:13:46It's...
00:13:47I'm sorry.
00:13:48We were having quite an anxious morning.
00:13:50That's Joanne...
00:13:51Actually, uh, I keep meaning to get tested, but, um...
00:13:59Well, I mean, if you're interested, that's something I could do for you, sure.
00:14:04I mean, on the house.
00:14:06Oh, great.
00:14:06What are you doing now?
00:14:07It's Labor Day, Gary.
00:14:08You want to labor?
00:14:10Uh...
00:14:11Sure.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Today?
00:14:13Sure.
00:14:14Yeah, great.
00:14:15You need the internet.
00:14:16No, no.
00:14:17Great.
00:14:17Old school.
00:14:18Good.
00:14:18Not here.
00:14:19Not here.
00:14:20I know a great place.
00:14:21No one will bother us, even if they wanted to.
00:14:24Okay?
00:14:25Yeah?
00:14:29Okay.
00:14:30So, microphones.
00:14:32Same as edX.
00:14:33You know, Gary, where it's warm.
00:14:36Proof, right?
00:14:37Yeah.
00:14:38Look behind your couch cushions and chairs.
00:14:41And look, let's say, look above it.
00:14:44Even your closet can be a tiny place for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt.
00:14:50And people, your art, your paintings, and that pattern hiding is really freaking right.
00:14:58And remember, it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys.
00:15:03And I can just look at it.
00:15:07What?
00:15:14I can just look at it.
00:15:15And I can...
00:15:15I can just look at it.
00:15:16And...
00:15:16I can just look at it.
00:15:16Just pay it, I can just look at it.
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary?
00:15:45You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving.
00:15:49It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary, huh?
00:15:58Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Not so much.
00:16:15It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes.
00:16:18It's like alcohol.
00:16:19Yeah, but that's the thing you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The Internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg, you're
00:16:59shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:27Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely?
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:01Sometimes.
00:18:02Sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:14I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:17Always.
00:18:19Sometimes.
00:18:20Rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:36I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive, and I, I, I need to change
00:18:51all of them.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:53Um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password, then I can
00:18:59change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:14Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:44I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
00:19:53It's Halloumi's birthday.
00:19:56Halloumi?
00:19:57Yeah, uh, our, she was your dad's.
00:19:59Actually, um, uh, Halloumi, uh, wiener dog, uh, we scattered her ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That, that trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:20:08you remember. Yes, you do. You loved it. There was that, um, that mine ride with the animatronic
00:20:16Chinese laborers, and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you. Well, I didn't go there
00:20:22for me, Orson. Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm? Um, why don't
00:20:31we just do the fingerprint thing instead? Yeah. Good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this? Um, right over here. This? Yeah. Yeah, thank you.
00:20:57Can you hear that? Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's. My business partner. College roommate. Yeah. He loved it here. We co-founded
00:21:20Fafa. You remember Fafa? Yeah, uh, yeah. Uh, a buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
00:21:26and I bought a Subaru on Fafa. It was actually my second Subaru. Got that on Fafa. Nice.
00:21:33Nice. Okay, so, I really gotta get back, so, can you run me to the, uh? Yes, yes. You remember
00:21:39Hamish? Hamish was a genius. Inept, but, you know, he, he couldn't, he couldn't look people
00:21:47in the eye. He couldn't, couldn't talk to people. I talked for him. Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh, his shoes, his medication, you know, that kind of thing.
00:22:07And, uh, he'd go, Fafa, fuck you, Duncan. And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:16How? He hanged himself. Oh. Right above where you're standing, actually. Oh, fuck.
00:22:22You still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye. Sorry.
00:22:31Should have been your welcome, right? You're welcome. He gave, he gave me, this house gave
00:22:36me everything and, and a chance to do it on my own. Yeah. That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:51Woo! Wish that a Joanne back then. Let's go. Okay. Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more. And I'm not talking about you. I'm, I'm sure you keep her
00:23:08very satisfied. And I, I'm, I'm, I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan. I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right? I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If, if you just go up the hill, you'll, you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Okay. Wait, up, up the, this.
00:23:39Okay. What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well, uh. Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it? It was about me.
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not. It's, um.
00:23:48Okay, what is she, uh, she wants, uh, she wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:06A gun.
00:24:12Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16We'll figure it out.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:26Good morning, girl.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering, what's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill, or else they will all want one.
00:24:50I don't know what they're gonna say.
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:55Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'll probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:02I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:21It's embarrassing.
00:25:45It's easy.
00:25:51It's easy.
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be. You're going to be great.
00:25:55Not great. You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted.
00:26:07And so he fell down to Earth and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning.
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:20But hey, you're flying.
00:26:23That's cool.
00:26:24Thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Hi.
00:26:50Name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, ninth grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't, he didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:57I'm okay.
00:28:04Oh, my God.
00:28:38Have a good day.
00:28:39Yeah, bye, bye.
00:28:43Hey, we should talk.
00:28:45There's nothing to talk about.
00:28:46Nothing to talk.
00:28:47That's emotional distortion.
00:28:50And if deliberate.
00:28:51Quite cruel.
00:28:53Duncan, I am not doing this here.
00:28:56It's fine.
00:28:57That's fine.
00:28:57Follow me.
00:28:58We'll talk.
00:28:59No.
00:28:59Fine.
00:29:01When you were insider trading off your patients.
00:29:04I'm sorry.
00:29:05I'm sorry, your clients.
00:29:06When you were insider trading off your clients' most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence according
00:29:13to the rules of Therapy International.
00:29:16I'm just curious.
00:29:22Oh, my God.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:26Oh, my God.
00:29:29Oh, my God.
00:29:30Oh, my God.
00:29:32Oh, my God.
00:29:33Oh, my God.
00:29:33Oh, my God.
00:29:34Oh, my God.
00:29:37Oh, my God.
00:29:39Oh, my God.
00:29:43Oh, my God.
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:07Thank you. The sticky part is I'm a psychologist. But patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry. I mean, if it was one
00:31:41of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades? Like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clear image, Harper? This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:39What?
00:33:40Like, her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:50There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project. What are we going to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet? Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no-did.
00:34:09No-did.
00:34:10Like?
00:34:10Hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like G-O-N.
00:34:12Odin.
00:34:12No, no G.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman,
00:34:26and this is not protecting, and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate?
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:02Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of no death.
00:35:09I have no...
00:35:09Can we be quiet in the space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:16Good to see you.
00:35:17Good to see you.
00:35:42The Secret to Success
00:35:43Take something people already do for free
00:35:46And charge them for it
00:35:47Now, you've got a business
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ
00:35:57Come on, come on
00:35:58Work is life
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo
00:36:02A reimagined work week for your business
00:36:04Where days are numbers, not names
00:36:06No more Mondays, no more Sundays
00:36:09Just pure flow
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons
00:36:44What's your winning idea?
00:36:47What's your winning idea?
00:36:50Well, the writers are very pleased
00:37:17Now, my alpha myth, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow.
00:37:52Great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50k on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that, too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:23Come on.
00:38:25Do it like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27Yeah.
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33What?
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:35Oh, shit.
00:38:36They are playing ping-pong in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:41I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of
00:38:51a billion dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:09You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve
00:39:24it, maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall
00:39:34on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better.
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:51I played in spaces all over the world!
00:39:56Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO.
00:40:28Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Uh, well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:03What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I...
00:41:10We just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13And we will.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No.
00:41:29Where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31Shut up.
00:41:32Duncan.
00:41:32Duncan.
00:41:33Duncan.
00:41:33Duncan.
00:41:33Duncan.
00:41:34Put our primer on.
00:41:38...
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot, maybe I hear her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try to left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Long, Xander.
00:43:15Trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:18He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:47Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:34Trophy for Tess if you make it to school.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:31Gary!
00:45:33He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:34He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44I...
00:45:45Okay, Duncan.
00:45:46You...
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:52I...
00:45:52I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no.
00:45:55And I'm...
00:45:56And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know, the journalist?
00:45:58She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is, Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always work pantyhouse.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly, that...
00:46:43That thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But...
00:46:48Since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:57That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He...
00:46:59He promised that...
00:47:00That he would look after him while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:05And now I have a...
00:47:08A 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:29Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:37Don't...
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40I mean, is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the turtle back zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That, God, come on, that's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:39And, of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:55Carl Bardoff.
00:48:59Carl Bardoff.
00:49:00Isn't Bardoff's law Bardoff?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardoff?
00:49:09Oh, wow, nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:36Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:45Sometimes.
00:49:49Tell me more.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:58Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:36It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych eval.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No!
00:51:06No!
00:51:07Gary!
00:51:07You have to listen to me!
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11Yeah, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:21Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27But sarcasm aside, I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs and still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:51:59No, he...
00:52:01No, you're...
00:52:01No, you're wrong, because Phil was...
00:52:04No, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:05But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway...
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Oh, ma'am.
00:53:13Ja?
00:53:21Oh, my God, it's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:44She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50There's Thelma.
00:53:52Because I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake,
00:54:06and I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:12Mm-hmm.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:16...I can get into Stanford for real,
00:54:17without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie,
00:54:27cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers,
00:54:36they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:03Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:18With a guardian of splendor,
00:55:21inviting you to dance.
00:55:27Think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:37And days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect flame.
00:55:47And the angels of the morning are calling out to me.
00:55:55If they think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:05I feel like Jane Goodall.
00:56:06I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript,
00:56:14he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:24What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:33Good job.
00:56:34I'm good.
00:56:37I nearly sucked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism,
00:57:02where he's older and he sees the younger people screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop.
00:57:11T, take a step back.
00:57:13O, observe.
00:57:14P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:16It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers.
00:57:25And she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start S's for start.
00:57:30T, throwing thing.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph
00:57:36getting so pissed off on the lack of thought
00:57:39that went into making stop the first step of stop,
00:57:43based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm not going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start doing things at retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:05Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners.
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people
00:58:41around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just on the little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:10Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and
00:59:17worshipping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:46That will play River and per night.
00:59:47A film series.
00:59:55Tam realizand.
00:59:55All right, thanks to everyone.
00:59:56It's in time.
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