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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! - Hot Drama ✨👑💎
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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57What?
00:00:58I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:43Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:10Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:20We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:22If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:25Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:26His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:30He's so hot!
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:34Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:37Money. Fame. Power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:45Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:47Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:59Grandma?
00:03:01Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:06I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:08And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:35Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine now.
00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:25My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you. Come on. Come
00:04:31on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:46How is he? What is the diagnosis?
00:04:49Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:34That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:11Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:22That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:06:53Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the $5 million.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:20Don't be ridiculous. How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:33Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:04You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:21No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:39She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:02Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:16This?
00:11:23Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:34Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:45have studied for years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:52She's right about everything.
00:11:56Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:01And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphine.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:17A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:53wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh my God.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:04back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:12And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, break your hands.
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:45Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18You want to see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:33Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:55Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:43Malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:09Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:02I'm going in a lot of rage.
00:18:03I'm going in a lot of rage.
00:18:07I'm going in a lot of rage.
00:18:17I'm gonna let this hobo rut.
00:18:18If he wants to talk to her later, what is sweet?
00:18:19I'm gonna be there.
00:18:20Move, go.
00:18:25I'm gonna let this lower the whole world, so...
00:18:27I'm gonna be there.
00:18:28Oh my God, can I?
00:18:36you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:39general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:52stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:18:59that we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you
00:19:08shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:14background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:28oh my
00:19:29i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:07this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:18steal the
00:20:18hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:23takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:42help me i just want to
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:56lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:01that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:22can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:28bitch alive
00:21:33right
00:21:34rewrite the wrong
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:48good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:51saving me by bathing with me
00:21:54who are you your fucking spy
00:21:57talk i swear to god i'm gonna have you arrested for this
00:22:02you're the lincoln's train to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:06i will never
00:22:07oh really
00:22:22look who's guilty now
00:22:26look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:31attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:35it's science okay it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:38it's physically
00:22:41you distracted me with your friend
00:22:44and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:47captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:56aim
00:22:59get him boys
00:23:00get him
00:23:02fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:09fire
00:23:09fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:11fire
00:23:12fire
00:23:13fire
00:23:22those
00:23:22deve-seals
00:23:23how is this possible
00:23:25it's not even a scratch
00:23:27i told you this is dark magic
00:23:29of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:32no
00:23:32i believe miss tricksy is a good
00:23:34person
00:23:35she's not the dark witch
00:23:37young
00:23:37Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho
00:23:43doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:45How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right, the queen, Angel, and I
00:23:49are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:56Think about it, we heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:02You're right, this homeless girl
00:24:05is maybe the goddess.
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:11No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:17How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:22You're wrong, sir.
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques
00:24:27on Master Lysander.
00:24:28It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:43I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:45to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:50He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:53with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:10I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor
00:25:15away from me.
00:25:17This is it, the finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:46Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:51Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there.
00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:56No, don't worry, General.
00:25:58Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:01Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son, and then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:17But now we're never.
00:26:31What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:33It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:35Wait a second.
00:26:36You don't think that they're...
00:26:38You!
00:26:39You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:43If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:47Oh my god.
00:26:47Yeah!
00:26:48She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:54Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving
00:26:57my brother.
00:26:58This is taking way too long.
00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:05These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:09Bazooka.
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap.
00:27:13Oh my god.
00:27:13Get back, son.
00:27:16Ready.
00:27:16Aim.
00:27:18Oh shit.
00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:37The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:39Shoot her dead now.
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:43I said stand down.
00:27:46Don't listen to her.
00:27:47Don't listen to her.
00:27:47She's a fraud.
00:27:48A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:54If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:28:00Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:03You can see for yourself.
00:28:05Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:08That is it.
00:28:09No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:22He's a cure.
00:28:29His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:52And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:56I saved my son.
00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:03Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:07I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:13Wait!
00:29:14Wait!
00:29:14No, no.
00:29:15There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the Queen,
00:29:20Angel, and I.
00:29:23The Goddess Healer.
00:29:29Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?
00:29:31But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:37day after 20.
00:29:39It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:47Take care.
00:29:48No, wait!
00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:54We are men of our words.
00:29:55And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:30:00And you did just that.
00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:05I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:09I...
00:30:10I'm already engaged.
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:20And he's coming back today.
00:30:22But don't be disappointed.
00:30:24Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with you, brother.
00:30:29Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:32But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:36Take the gold.
00:30:37No, really.
00:30:39I don't need anything.
00:30:41I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:47Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:49He's back.
00:30:50And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:54I must go.
00:31:01Hobo close.
00:31:03Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:07It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:14Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:21I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:27Oh, my God.
00:31:29I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:34No!
00:31:34No!
00:31:35No!
00:31:36No!
00:31:36No, Lysander!
00:31:37Lysander, our job was supposed to be mine!
00:31:41I'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty-like, ugly bitch have him!
00:31:45You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:52No!
00:31:53We're not brides!
00:31:54I know she's just better than us!
00:31:57Oh, my God!
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable
00:32:14-looking doll?
00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:17No normal person could have done that.
00:32:19Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:22I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:24I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my life.
00:32:26She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31Alright, listen.
00:32:33I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:50She waited for you for three years!
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:56And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:58One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:13Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:25So sign over the house now.
00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:35And I did.
00:33:37For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:42And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life when I could have been
00:33:51with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent the boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh yeah?
00:34:13Well Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:18She grew up even poorer than you and now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:28And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:37Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:42Yeah.
00:34:43That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:56In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh I think she's losing it bro.
00:35:10That break up must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful cheating scum here.
00:35:17My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:23How dare you insult her.
00:35:26It's okay grandma.
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:30Poor Edna.
00:35:31She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:34What is he talking about Jersey?
00:35:36Show her Bob.
00:35:42This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:51I can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you.
00:35:54Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:35:58You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:01I near want to speak, cheater.
00:36:05Is this true Trixie?
00:36:10I've been broadening my horizons grandma.
00:36:12I want to see how regular everyday people live.
00:36:15So that I can help them.
00:36:17Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:22What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade, is actually a downgrade.
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:33Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:05Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do you remember that?
00:37:21Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:24They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:28Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:35Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:42It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:47I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:51That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:56It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:00But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart,
00:38:05but embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:14After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:19I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:27You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:30I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:33Who actually deserves you.
00:38:36You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:39Oh, yeah.
00:38:45You said Trixie's crashed in your wedding.
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:50She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54Why not? When nobody steps on Snake.
00:38:57The Snake bites back hard.
00:38:59So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:02You mean...
00:39:05We broadcast...
00:39:06That video of me?
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:11Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:14She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18against my presidential glow up.
00:39:21Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:30There he is.
00:39:32Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:38Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:41This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:48Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:52So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her.
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to Intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:02Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support. Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Then let's roll.
00:40:30Welcome everyone to my wedding.
00:40:33Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:35Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract,
00:40:40allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:47Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham.
00:40:50Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:53Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:56You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay after all.
00:41:01I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:14And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:19We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22Let the wedding begin!
00:41:26Not so fast.
00:41:28The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:51You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:58I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:42:01Who is she?
00:42:01Um, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:05Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:10This isn't the homeless shelter. You lost.
00:42:12I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:14You know, being this poor.
00:42:18Me, bum a meal.
00:42:20Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:28I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:41See everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties with his ex.
00:42:45But she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:51This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:54They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:42:59Rejecting much, Marissa?
00:43:00You might feel all high and mighty now.
00:43:02But don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:12You giving me the contract?
00:43:15You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:18So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:43:24contract?
00:43:25We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:27And I saw potential in you.
00:43:29Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:35Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:38This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:41They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:44Damn right.
00:43:45You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:48Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:50I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:53Bravo!
00:43:54Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:56Quick!
00:43:56Somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:58Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:00You make yourself.
00:44:01Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:03She's the gold digging blood sucking leech.
00:44:05I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:12You may look and sound like a man.
00:44:14But you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:16Okay, enough!
00:44:17You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:19Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:23Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:30Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:32And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:34I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:36Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:40See this?
00:44:52Oh my god.
00:44:54Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00Oh yeah.
00:45:01No, absolutely not.
00:45:03I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:10It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15It's he everyone.
00:45:17She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:19But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:21Look at her following orders.
00:45:22I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:25Like a good little, uh, peasant slave.
00:45:28That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:33You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:47You must understand me.
00:45:49I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51And I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:59Bro!
00:46:01She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:05she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie.
00:46:07You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:12Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:15You've gone delusional.
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:20and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:23Well, that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:25Lock the doors.
00:46:26This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:32This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:39She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:42Butch Tanner.
00:46:43Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:46:51You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:53I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:46:57Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:02You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:04He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:08You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:12So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:19Have you really cured the incurable General?
00:47:22Then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:29Show them, Butch.
00:47:35See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:47:43She won't leave me and Marissa alone cause we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:47I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:49Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:47:55Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:01She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:05Get out of here.
00:48:06No one wants to marry you.
00:48:07No free meals for the poor.
00:48:09Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:11This is high society.
00:48:13So you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:26I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:29But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:31Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:33To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:36But no.
00:48:38You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:41Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:51Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:55My brother will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:01But make me happy?
00:49:02And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:16How dare you hit my brother!
00:49:18I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:49:21It's awesome.
00:49:22Let me do something.
00:49:23Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:25After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:30Oh, is that so.
00:49:33Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here.
00:49:41Or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:45I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:48Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:49:53Dream on!
00:49:55You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:49:59You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:03You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:09On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:12Two!
00:50:12Two!
00:50:23Mmm.
00:50:24This wine is so delicious.
00:50:27One!
00:50:28Shoot!
00:50:28Wait!
00:50:31Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:41It's it
00:50:51Who the hell is this
00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm late. Did they hurt you? No, I'm fine, but um, when did I become your future
00:51:03wife?
00:51:06You saved me, Trixie, remember? I'm a man of my word. They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing. I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me
00:51:18any favors.
00:51:25I see what this is. You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie. Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:31Don't try to pin this on her. She waited for you for three years. This is the kind of woman
00:51:35of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:38Virtue? Don't make me laugh. She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:44No man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her. She should be happy Bob was willing
00:51:50to give her some.
00:51:55I see her in the Marines.
00:51:58I'm a major. You know, look man. I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:04Now that she's all cleaned up, but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:15A real man never talks about a woman that way. You're a coward.
00:52:30We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:34You're very gracious, Trixie. You know that?
00:52:39You're only getting off with it because she's so kind. So you're going to do me the favor of never
00:52:42coming near her again. You understand? You want to fuck with me, little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major. You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts. I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch? I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:01He was just a supply boy.
00:53:05War hero? Is this all part of your plan, Trixie? Poor girl.
00:53:11Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp. What a pair.
00:53:28Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:32Maybe we should try to face them off some more, don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:51But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:02I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:11So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:14So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:19This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy. Oscar worthy.
00:54:26No.
00:54:27First gift.
00:54:33Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:39Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:45Second gift.
00:54:48This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:54:54This entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:57It must be that easy.
00:54:58They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:05No, look, I, I, I know.
00:55:07I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why, well, my third gift is, um, well...
00:55:36You found my dog.
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:45Trixie Amore.
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:17Go, go, power couple.
00:56:20Okay, stop.
00:56:22The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:26Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:30No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:35Hey.
00:56:36I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:40Which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:45Understand?
00:56:50You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:04As if, like, the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:11Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:57:15Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:24Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:26Come on, Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:29What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:35She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:39Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin bum.
00:57:43She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:47I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:51I'd handle them myself, but...
00:57:55I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:07Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:11Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:24Hello?
00:58:25Yes.
00:58:28What?
00:58:33I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:44Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:49My company's dead.
00:58:50It evaporated.
00:58:52It's in thin air.
00:58:56And that's impossible.
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho, you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:12Then that means...
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong, the richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:21Trixie's married the famed war hero, the man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:27Trixie?
00:59:29Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:33No, there's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:36You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:39It's awesome.
00:59:40It's awesome.
00:59:41Please.
00:59:42Please.
00:59:48I know why you're all over Trixie.
00:59:50Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:59:55Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:08I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:14Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:19Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:21I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:25Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:27But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners, 18 years old, fresh for the taking.
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:44Thank you, Devon.
01:00:47Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me,
01:00:50your best friend, by stealing my fiancee.
01:00:53But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:01So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:08Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:18I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting
01:01:21canceled because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:33products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt. In fact, she's on her way now.
01:01:55So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:03If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products,
01:02:06who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:10No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services. FBI!
01:02:17FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:23Gotcha.
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:31No, don't arrest her!
01:02:33Trixie's a good person.
01:02:35Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:37Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:44We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:47Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:02:52She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:02:55Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:02out.
01:03:02She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:05My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:09She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:15You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:19My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:21He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:45I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:03:54But don't fuck with my fiancee.
01:03:56You don't get to decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:21Get him!
01:04:22If you can.
01:04:37Get him, man.
01:05:14Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:25Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:29Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:05:51and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:07Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See, Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me,
01:06:13even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:18So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:20because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:38Attack!
01:06:39Attack!
01:06:42Attack!
01:06:42Attack!
01:06:43Attack!
01:06:44Attack!
01:06:45Attack!
01:06:47Attack!
01:06:48Attack!
01:06:49Attack!
01:06:49Attack!aticono
01:06:55You will
01:06:55not hurt a single soul in my presence! What the
01:07:04fuck was that? I don't
01:07:05care what the fuck it was. I'm not
01:07:07letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:20you forgot i had a gun too that'll teach you for messing with the wig hams take this trick
01:07:26see the family and get out of here we're quartered i'll sacrifice myself to fend them off devon you
01:07:31and your brother are both good men i will not let your injury be in vain they will be punished
01:07:40now hold still for me right rewrites the world
01:07:56holy did she just reverse the bullet by chanting the goddess healer's chant she the goddess healer
01:08:06i'm all better now thank you mr xxi see i knew that you were no ordinary woman no please i
01:08:15am just an
01:08:16ordinary girl don't put me on some sort of pedestal sure you hear that she's just some average homeless
01:08:23girl in the streets she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet well i do
01:08:27not
01:08:27care for glory i do believe in justice marissa and butch not only have you betrayed me but now
01:08:35you've hurt the innocent too i will make you both pay for your crimes and who are you to judge
01:08:40me for
01:08:40what i do god wrong but you're close oh i'm gonna show you how the elite can trailboard you little
01:08:49lives
01:08:52you want to cross the line so bad then let's see you try charge
01:09:04the hell is this this is the line between life and death yeah was that extra neon spray paint
01:09:14i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh i'll die before i believe that's magic
01:09:19you're not the grim reaper what if it's a trap that woman has many tricks up her sleeves we ain't
01:09:24afraid of her she's nothing but a circus prostitute why don't you cross the line and see for yourself
01:09:31i will
01:09:35left leaves the wrong left
01:09:44i'm fine nothing happens you'll see soon enough oh please i really want to die and you call this the
01:09:52line between life and death i knew you were just making that up whoops just frosted again whoops and
01:09:59again nothing's happy
01:10:12no no what did you do to my brother i didn't do anything your brother just didn't want to heed
01:10:20my
01:10:20warning i suggest you take him to the ur if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:27come on major are you not going to help your own brother how was he able to cross the line
01:10:33see
01:10:33this must be an illusion
01:10:38only the pure of heart can cross the line will somebody take my brother to the hospital please
01:10:50you're so sore i wouldn't marry you you'd go and hurt my brother oh please you hurt us first at
01:10:56first
01:10:57i was really hurt by your betrayal but i've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake
01:11:02and a
01:11:03coward marissa thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:08you blame yourself for being worthless you think anyone would want to marry you when you've got
01:11:13nothing to offer when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:22don't touch my wife
01:11:25and instead trixie gets a handsome and protective husband you can daydream all you want now trixie but
01:11:33when the presidential contract arrives it'll hit you like a truck that you're nothing but an ugly
01:11:38phony and i'm the queen of everything oh really then let me show you how it is i who has
01:11:44everything
01:11:44you want you've got nothing on me
01:11:51yes tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:58goddess
01:11:58madam president i require your assistance yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:06get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:11did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states god i knew you
01:12:16were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa
01:12:22you're pathetic trixie a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract
01:12:27coming miss wickham is correct i was on the phone with the president earlier only the most important
01:12:32people have madam president's direct line you hear that everyone there is no way low-life trixie
01:12:39could have called the president by herself she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough
01:12:45male attention so she's come here to play up her importance no my granddaughter would never do that
01:12:51reversing time just to heal someone's wound only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:56is trixie really the goddess healer
01:13:06first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong and now you trixie
01:13:11are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract is this how the working
01:13:17class think all the time i never realized how delusional they were you can only dream of what
01:13:23you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces look i don't know what
01:13:29circus school you went to but you trying to make me jealous trixie it ain't working you can't just fake
01:13:37the yeah but goddess healing power is legendary it's like real magic trixie you're an angel but the
01:13:45goddess healing is beyond your imagination and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex won't her
01:13:51followers be furious and riot against you no trixie look i believe you you saved me whether you're a
01:14:02goddess or not you did that no matter what happens you are a goddess to me we'll riot against you
01:14:09now tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart
01:14:18the vice president arrives
01:14:35who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:40you're general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've
01:14:49been through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:14:56stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got the contract
01:15:01coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is you're the war hero general
01:15:09lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding the moment you wake up you fall under
01:15:16this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president he is the
01:15:23general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that even the vice president knows me as an important
01:15:30ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp
01:15:36and the
01:15:36president on our side you'll always be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley
01:15:45this is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:15:54hurry the goddess healer needs us you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he
01:16:03single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't
01:16:08for miss trixie he would enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family
01:16:14not just your brother yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for
01:16:21my country i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:27and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a
01:16:30buck about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:42i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:16:48president i
01:16:48have swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:55let's try it out on them
01:16:57hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent civilian
01:17:02lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are
01:17:08disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:29others are you and rugby tried to call this guy would protect your brother as well
01:17:30do you hit mommy's like a hell of a thousand or 255 times a day
01:17:33bro
01:17:35fuck
01:17:35fuck
01:17:39fuck
01:17:40fuck
01:17:42fuck
01:17:43fuck
01:17:43No, they're idiots!
01:17:51Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:17:55That was... they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon!
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:16And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing? Reverse the poison! And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:24That is easy. There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:43It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:18:53She... she... she is...
01:18:55She is a criminal!
01:18:57Don't worry, Madame President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you. Because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:05healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about? The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:20This contract?
01:19:22Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize?
01:20:05Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:21What are you gonna do?
01:20:22The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:29You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:40She's gonna give me my billion dollar...
01:20:47I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:54Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:20:59You wish, you idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me wanna vomit.
01:21:09I-I-I don't understand.
01:21:10I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:16And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:29And it's...
01:21:32Her.
01:21:43What?!
01:21:48Welcome, Goddess.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, help those in need, and make sure the man I
01:22:16chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:32But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:36No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:51She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:01I love you.
01:23:15All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:20This is all your fault.
01:23:21This is all you seduced me.
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:40But it's too late now.
01:23:42All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:53arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:58I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault.
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:02I don't care.
01:24:03You were rich.
01:24:04I'll see myself now.
01:24:07Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:09We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:18That is why I saved you.
01:24:20With these healing hands,
01:24:22I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:37Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:48You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:56You may kiss the bride.
01:24:57You may kiss the bride.
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