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Healer Goddess's Transformation: From Homelessness to Divinity on
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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels! Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:41Right, rewrites the wronged.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:10Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:21If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:25Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:26His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:30He's so hot!
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:34Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:47Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:59Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:08And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:26No!
00:03:35Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish? Because you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What?
00:03:50Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:06I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:24What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay, then let's go.
00:04:28If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on. Come on.
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:47What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:11Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:22That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the $5 million.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:20Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:33Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:04You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:27Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:13I'm saving this patient.
00:10:18Are you okay?
00:10:21What's happening?
00:10:22What are we in?
00:10:33Whoa!
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
00:10:53and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:46years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:06And of course, none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:17A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to me, us, who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:53wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:04back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, break your hands.
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:46I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:39What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18You want to see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:23With pleasure.
00:15:39Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:39Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal.
00:16:46She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:53Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:03Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on.
00:17:21You two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:31But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:37You two are going in there alone.
00:18:17You two are going in there alone.
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00:18:24You two are going in there alone.
00:18:27You two are going in there alone.
00:18:32You two are going in there alone.
00:18:36you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:39general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for
00:18:46millions that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the
00:18:51laughingstock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be
00:18:58listening to that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little light
00:19:05on the streets are you shitting me you found this bung on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:13her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
00:19:18go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:23james let's go yes sir oh my god
00:19:35i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:07this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her
00:20:15she uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:21oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team
00:20:26yes sir
00:20:31you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me i just want
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:55lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir
00:21:10the swat team is here
00:21:13captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there
00:21:17with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:20i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:22to tear down that door
00:21:24rest assured general armstrong
00:21:26we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:33right
00:21:34rewrite the wrong
00:21:39human
00:21:43who the fuck are you
00:21:44and why the hell are we naked
00:21:48good you're awake
00:21:49i'm saving you
00:21:51saving me
00:21:52by baiting with me
00:21:54who are you a fucking spy
00:21:57talk
00:21:57i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:02you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:06i will never
00:22:07oh really
00:22:22look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:27all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:30a man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:34and her breasts
00:22:35it's science okay
00:22:36it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:38it's physically
00:22:41you distracted me with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:47captain do something now
00:22:49ready
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:57aim
00:22:59get him boys
00:23:00get him
00:23:03fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:22those
00:23:22dina smells
00:23:23how is this possible
00:23:25it's
00:23:26it's not even a scratch
00:23:27i told you this is dark magic
00:23:29of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:32no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:35she's not the dark witch
00:23:37young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:40this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:44how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:46that's right
00:23:47the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:51if we can't save him
00:23:53no one can
00:23:54except for the goddess healer
00:23:56think about it
00:23:57we heard lysander's voice
00:23:58he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:00miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:01you're right
00:24:02this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:08maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:11no no
00:24:13absolutely not
00:24:14there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:17but how could you know for sure
00:24:18right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:22you're wrong sir
00:24:23this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:28it's called borderline revival
00:24:30she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:34but only temporarily
00:24:35it's a trick
00:24:36to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:40that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:42i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:45to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:48my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:50he is dying right now
00:24:52naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:53with a smelly vagrant
00:24:55then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:56the witch doctor
00:24:58only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:03my son's life is in your hands
00:25:05you heal him
00:25:06i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09i don't know who you are
00:25:11but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden badge
00:25:15away from me
00:25:17this is it
00:25:18the finishing touch
00:25:21i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:24so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas
00:25:46poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:51poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:56no don't worry general gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:00soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:03then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:06and then he can marry one of us
00:26:09they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:14i knew they promised you that i'd save you
00:26:17it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there it's been over ten minutes
00:26:34wait a second
00:26:36you don't think that they're
00:26:38you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:41don't point your fingers at me
00:26:43if your brother's dead
00:26:44it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:46oh my god
00:26:47yeah
00:26:48she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:50i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:53miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:55if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:26:58this is taking way too long
00:27:01captain morales
00:27:02it's time to get out
00:27:03the big guns
00:27:04these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:08bazooka
00:27:09she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:12crap
00:27:12oh my god
00:27:13get back son
00:27:15ready
00:27:17aim
00:27:18oh shit
00:27:23quit your whining and stand down
00:27:37the parasite's been extracted
00:27:39shoot her dead now
00:27:40do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:42i said stand down
00:27:45don't listen to her
00:27:46she's a fraud
00:27:47a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:50i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:53if i'm a termite then
00:27:56you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:58wait a second
00:27:59are you saying you cured my son
00:28:02he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:03you can see for yourself
00:28:05well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:07that is it
00:28:08no more stalling general
00:28:10if you won't punish her
00:28:12i will
00:28:16don't hurt her
00:28:22he's a cure
00:28:29his pulse is regular
00:28:30in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:48there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:56miss trixie did it dad
00:28:59next time
00:29:00don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:02your son would have otherwise died
00:29:04by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06i've learned my lesson
00:29:08i will not let these two nut jobs
00:29:10ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:13wait wait no no
00:29:14there is only one person in the world
00:29:17who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:19than the queen angel and i
00:29:23the goddess healer
00:29:28could you really be the goddess of healing
00:29:31but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:35and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:38it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:40what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:43devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:47take care
00:29:48no wait
00:29:50miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:52he's right
00:29:54we are men of our words
00:29:55and as i promised you
00:29:56my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:29:59and you did just that
00:30:01of course
00:30:02you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:05i really appreciate it but
00:30:07i'm sorry i
00:30:10i'm already engaged
00:30:14already engaged?
00:30:15i am
00:30:16i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:20and he's coming back today
00:30:22but don't be disappointed
00:30:24really i'm no one special
00:30:26i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:28some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:31but you're still lysander's savior
00:30:33please let me give you what i promised
00:30:36take the gold
00:30:37no really
00:30:39i don't need anything
00:30:41i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:48what i do
00:31:09what i do
00:31:11what i do
00:31:14what i do
00:31:14what i do
00:31:15the hottest
00:31:16most powerful bachelor
00:31:17around
00:31:21i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:27oh my god
00:31:28i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:34no no no no no ninsandra
00:31:36my strange drawments job was supposed to be mine
00:31:40i'd so much rather share them with me
00:31:42than let that pantylie ugly bitch have them
00:31:45you two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:48take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses
00:31:52wait no
00:31:53we're not brides
00:31:54no she's just better than us
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:11why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:22I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her. I have to make her my life.
00:32:26She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:33I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:44filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:50She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:13Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:25So sign over to the house now.
00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:35And I did.
00:33:37For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:42And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:04I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh yeah?
00:34:14Well, Marissa
00:34:16is so much better than you.
00:34:18She grew up
00:34:19even poorer
00:34:20than you.
00:34:21And now
00:34:21she's the CEO
00:34:23of an entire
00:34:25corporation.
00:34:26Dude!
00:34:27Oh!
00:34:28And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my
00:34:39engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:43That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact,
00:34:57Marissa,
00:34:58you and your dimwit brother
00:35:00only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:07What?
00:35:07I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:10That breakup must have hit her
00:35:11hard.
00:35:12You two
00:35:13are the ungrateful,
00:35:15cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter
00:35:18supported you
00:35:19and your entire family
00:35:20for three years
00:35:21while you were gone.
00:35:23How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:30Poor Edna.
00:35:31She still doesn't know
00:35:32what you're doing
00:35:32out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:34What is he talking about,
00:35:35Jersey?
00:35:36Show her, Bob.
00:35:42This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:44your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:51I can't be caught
00:35:52with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:54Even if you got no game,
00:35:55I got street cred
00:35:57I got out of keep.
00:35:58You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for is
00:36:00dignity.
00:36:01And you're one to speak,
00:36:03cheater.
00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening
00:36:10my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:12I want to see how regular,
00:36:14everyday people live
00:36:15so that I can help them.
00:36:17Of course,
00:36:18those without substance
00:36:19underneath
00:36:20would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means
00:36:24the new girlfriend
00:36:25you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade.
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:33Just sign the damn papers
00:36:34and we can each get on
00:36:35with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good
00:36:53by me of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me
00:36:56with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:01at your wedding
00:37:02as a charity to you.
00:37:05Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow,
00:37:10you will never feel
00:37:11so rich ever again.
00:37:13Do remember that.
00:37:20Trixie,
00:37:22Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:24They'll destroy you
00:37:25if you show
00:37:25even so much as a hair
00:37:27at their wedding.
00:37:28Grandma,
00:37:29I have to confess
00:37:30something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed
00:37:33a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you
00:37:39the richest person
00:37:40on the planet.
00:37:42It's because of the healing hands
00:37:43I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:45the god of healing.
00:37:47I've saved several world leaders
00:37:49with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able
00:37:52to give Marissa
00:37:52the presidential contract
00:37:53and become
00:37:55the goddess healer.
00:37:56It makes me angrier
00:37:57hearing her name
00:37:58knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:00But please,
00:38:01Trixie dear,
00:38:02I know it was
00:38:03to broken your heart,
00:38:05but embellishing
00:38:06your worth
00:38:07and who you are,
00:38:09it will only delay
00:38:10the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to
00:38:12believe me just yet.
00:38:14After we lost
00:38:15Mom and Dad
00:38:15because we didn't have
00:38:16the money
00:38:17for their medical bills,
00:38:19I vowed
00:38:20that I would do
00:38:20everything I can
00:38:21to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking
00:38:24everything back from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it
00:38:26back to charity.
00:38:27You've always had
00:38:28an angel's heart.
00:38:30I'm certain you will
00:38:31meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right,
00:38:33who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:39Oh, yeah.
00:38:42You stopped.
00:38:45You said
00:38:46Trixie's crashing
00:38:46at my wedding.
00:38:48She was bullying us
00:38:49too, Sasa.
00:38:50She's probably
00:38:51trying to extort you
00:38:52now that she knows
00:38:52you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54When Huff
00:38:55when nobody steps
00:38:55on Snake,
00:38:57the Snake bites
00:38:58back hard.
00:38:59So let her come
00:39:00and embarrass herself.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:02You mean
00:39:05we broadcast
00:39:06that video of you?
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:11Her cavewoman
00:39:12stick,
00:39:12the 19th century
00:39:13tin can.
00:39:14She'll prop me
00:39:15up higher
00:39:15on my pedestal
00:39:16and the whole world
00:39:16sees her
00:39:17in her homeless
00:39:17against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party
00:39:22into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:32Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:38Sir,
00:39:39the homeless woman
00:39:40who saved you,
00:39:40Miss Trixie,
00:39:41this is the file
00:39:42of her ex,
00:39:43Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment
00:39:45in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:46that could barely
00:39:47carry supplies?
00:39:48Well, she's been providing
00:39:49for him and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been deployed
00:39:51overseas, sir.
00:39:52So she waited for him
00:39:53for years
00:39:54and then he betrayed her.
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel,
00:39:57she's planning to bring it down
00:39:58on them at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:01Men,
00:40:02I'm only alive today
00:40:03because of that virtuous woman
00:40:05and her incredible power
00:40:06that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:09Will you join me
00:40:09in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives
00:40:12to protect her, sir!
00:40:14And let's roll.
00:40:28Woo!
00:40:30Welcome, everyone,
00:40:32to my wedding.
00:40:33Today is a very special day
00:40:34for me and Butch.
00:40:35Not only are we getting married,
00:40:36but in just one hour,
00:40:37my company will be receiving
00:40:38the presidential contract
00:40:40allowing my biomedical company
00:40:42to go public.
00:40:46Congratulations
00:40:47on the contract once again,
00:40:49Mrs. Wakeham.
00:40:50Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:53Oh, and please,
00:40:53don't be so uptight,
00:40:54Secretary Cho.
00:40:56You are the secretary
00:40:57of the entire
00:40:57U.S. Health Department,
00:40:59but this is a partay,
00:41:00after all.
00:41:01I see some of the most
00:41:02important people in the nation
00:41:04have also arrived
00:41:05to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president
00:41:09will also be arriving soon
00:41:11to give you
00:41:11the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:14And that's why Sasa
00:41:15is the best wife
00:41:16a man could ever dream of.
00:41:19We will make sure
00:41:20the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:26Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start
00:41:29until I say it does.
00:41:51You two really are
00:41:53a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests
00:41:56from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:58I don't recognize it
00:41:59from any of our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Um, this is our
00:42:02entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:05Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:10This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:11You lost.
00:42:12I bet she's here
00:42:13to bum a meal off us.
00:42:14You know,
00:42:15being this poor.
00:42:18Me?
00:42:18Bum a meal?
00:42:20Have you forgotten
00:42:20that it was I
00:42:21who bankrolled you two
00:42:22for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence
00:42:24do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me
00:42:26then go look at yourself
00:42:27in the mirror.
00:42:28I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president
00:42:32will be here any second
00:42:33now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing
00:42:35but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa.
00:42:38She's like
00:42:39so obsessed with me.
00:42:40She's like
00:42:41See everyone?
00:42:43Butch.
00:42:44Already cut ties
00:42:45with his ex
00:42:45but she's so shameless
00:42:47and desperate
00:42:48that she'd still show up
00:42:49to my wedding
00:42:50to suck up to me.
00:42:51This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:54They beg for scraps
00:42:56from us
00:42:57the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much Marissa?
00:43:00You might feel
00:43:01all high and mighty now
00:43:02but don't bite the hand
00:43:03that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one
00:43:05who's giving you the contract.
00:43:12You giving me the contract?
00:43:15You have no skills
00:43:16no education
00:43:17no connection
00:43:18so how could you
00:43:19possibly have a pool
00:43:20to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:22to give me
00:43:23a billion dollar contract.
00:43:25We both share
00:43:26humble beginnings Marissa
00:43:27and I saw potential in you.
00:43:29Even trusted you
00:43:30as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now
00:43:33that greed
00:43:33has poisoned you.
00:43:35Don't be all sore now
00:43:36just cause I stole your man.
00:43:38This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:41They steal from lame spinsters
00:43:43for fun.
00:43:44Damn right.
00:43:45You were
00:43:45too embarrassing
00:43:47for me.
00:43:48Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:49I can say that now
00:43:51that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:53Bravo.
00:43:54Self-admission
00:43:55of a gold digger.
00:43:56Quick.
00:43:56Somebody put that
00:43:57on a memoir.
00:43:58Sasa she's embarrassing me
00:43:59in front of everyone.
00:44:00She'll make her stop.
00:44:01Don't listen to her everyone.
00:44:02She's the gold digging
00:44:04blood sucking leech.
00:44:05I don't even have
00:44:06to lift a finger
00:44:07and you're already
00:44:08embarrassing yourself
00:44:08in front of everyone
00:44:09for me butch.
00:44:12You may look
00:44:12and sound like a man
00:44:13but you're nothing
00:44:15but a pathetic coward.
00:44:16Okay enough.
00:44:17You know what I always
00:44:18couldn't stand about you?
00:44:19Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:23Morals are just lies
00:44:24to make you lame girls
00:44:25feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man
00:44:27will choose you
00:44:28over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:30Because I've got
00:44:30the material goods
00:44:32and you're just
00:44:33all empty talk.
00:44:34I'm not here
00:44:34to request to be chosen
00:44:36because I'm the one
00:44:37who's doing the choosing.
00:44:40See this?
00:44:48Oh my God.
00:44:54Is that the billion dollar
00:44:55contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed
00:44:59to make us all
00:45:00rich as fuck?
00:45:01No, absolutely not.
00:45:03I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound
00:45:05so scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:10It's the lease
00:45:11to the modest home
00:45:11you try to swindle
00:45:12from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:17She's just trying
00:45:18to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even
00:45:19have the guts
00:45:19to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her
00:45:21following orders.
00:45:22I asked her to sign
00:45:23over the lease
00:45:23and here she is.
00:45:25Like a good little
00:45:25uh, peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth
00:45:28all her life savings.
00:45:33You want to uh,
00:45:34I don't know,
00:45:35beg for a little treat
00:45:36while you're at it?
00:45:39Oh!
00:45:47You misunderstand me.
00:45:49I'm here to take back
00:45:50everything I've ever
00:45:50given you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:53Oh!
00:45:53I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:54I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:56Oh!
00:45:57Oh!
00:45:58Oh!
00:45:59Bro!
00:46:01She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because
00:46:03she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:05she can pretend to be
00:46:05a deep pocket
00:46:06and invest in baddie.
00:46:07You wish you had
00:46:08that kind of money
00:46:09to just toss away,
00:46:10Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop
00:46:11in the bucket for me.
00:46:12Uh,
00:46:13I-I know what this is.
00:46:15Ha!
00:46:15You've gotten delusional
00:46:16and you think you're Cinderella
00:46:18so you can just show up
00:46:19to a fancy party
00:46:20and some Prince Charming
00:46:21will scoop you
00:46:22into money forever?
00:46:23Well,
00:46:23that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:25Lock the doors.
00:46:26This woman doesn't leave
00:46:27until we're through with her.
00:46:32This is where
00:46:32your dreams will die,
00:46:34bitch!
00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:39She's being cornered
00:46:40by her ex and his mistress
00:46:41at the Wickham wedding
00:46:41right now.
00:46:42Butch Tanner.
00:46:43Well,
00:46:43he's gonna wish he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with him.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns
00:46:52scare me, Marissa?
00:46:53I've saved plenty of people
00:46:55for much worse.
00:46:57Including your head of command,
00:46:58Butch.
00:47:00General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:02You mean the legendary
00:47:03war hero?
00:47:04He's been in a coma
00:47:05for years
00:47:06after he saved the nation
00:47:06from a terrorist attack.
00:47:08You're an unskilled,
00:47:10unemployed,
00:47:11ugly leech,
00:47:12so how could you
00:47:12possibly have
00:47:13this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone
00:47:16like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:18No one here
00:47:18is gonna believe you.
00:47:19If you really cured
00:47:20the incurable general,
00:47:22then Sasa
00:47:22is the fucking
00:47:23Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking
00:47:26to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:31Oh!
00:47:32Oh, my God.
00:47:33Oh, my God.
00:47:35See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me
00:47:44and Marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich
00:47:46as fuck now.
00:47:47I'm a major
00:47:48in the Marines.
00:47:49Sasa,
00:47:50she has
00:47:50a billion-dollar
00:47:52biomedical contract
00:47:53with the military.
00:47:55Approved by the
00:47:56first female president
00:47:57of the United States
00:47:58herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:01She's just trying
00:48:02to leech off you
00:48:03like a parasitic
00:48:04gold digger.
00:48:05Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:07No free meals
00:48:07for the poor!
00:48:09Do you see this,
00:48:10Trixie?
00:48:11This is high society.
00:48:13So you're either
00:48:14born on a silver spoon
00:48:15or you're as accomplished
00:48:16as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do
00:48:18some serious
00:48:19dick-sucking here,
00:48:21maybe someone
00:48:22will drop a couple
00:48:22bucks in your tin can.
00:48:26I already have
00:48:27everything one
00:48:28can dream of.
00:48:29But I valued
00:48:29our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:31which is why I came
00:48:31here to give you
00:48:32a second chance.
00:48:33To see if you'd
00:48:34apologize and admit
00:48:35to your backstabbing.
00:48:36But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low,
00:48:39it disgusts me.
00:48:41Nothing is more
00:48:42disgusting than you
00:48:43standing on street
00:48:44corners like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows,
00:48:46if you've already
00:48:47started offering
00:48:48sexual services,
00:48:51well then,
00:48:52why don't you
00:48:53get on your knees
00:48:53for me, Trixie?
00:48:55My brother
00:48:55will never
00:48:56take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry
00:48:58an embarrassed man
00:49:00like you.
00:49:00But make me happy,
00:49:02and I might consider
00:49:03making you my
00:49:04personal prostitute.
00:49:16How dare you
00:49:17hit my brother!
00:49:18I'm never letting
00:49:19you leave here
00:49:19alive?
00:49:21Lossa,
00:49:22do something.
00:49:23Don't worry,
00:49:24my dear.
00:49:25After I'm done
00:49:25with you,
00:49:26Trixie,
00:49:26not even the
00:49:27goddess of healing
00:49:28will be able
00:49:28to save you.
00:49:30Oh,
00:49:31is that so?
00:49:33Security!
00:49:35Get down
00:49:36on your knees
00:49:37and give Bob
00:49:38one hell of a blowjob
00:49:39in front of everybody
00:49:40here,
00:49:41or I'll pop
00:49:42so many holes in you,
00:49:43the men here
00:49:43won't know which
00:49:44one to fuck.
00:49:45I don't need
00:49:45to be the goddess
00:49:46of anything
00:49:47to punish you.
00:49:48Any of the powerful
00:49:49leaders I've saved
00:49:50before could crush you
00:49:51before you even
00:49:52touch me.
00:49:53Dream on!
00:49:55You wish
00:49:55General Lysander
00:49:56scooped you off
00:49:57your feet,
00:49:57but you weren't
00:49:58good enough for me.
00:49:59You're definitely
00:50:00not good enough for him.
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:01You're souring my party,
00:50:04so you either
00:50:04get the fuck out
00:50:06or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:09On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:12Two!
00:50:23Mmm.
00:50:24This wine is so delicious.
00:50:27One!
00:50:28Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody!
00:50:31Is laying a hand
00:50:33on my future wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:41It's...
00:50:43It's...
00:50:51Who the hell is this?
00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:59No, I'm fine.
00:51:01But, um...
00:51:02When did I become
00:51:03your future wife?
00:51:06You saved me,
00:51:07Trixie, remember?
00:51:09I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna
00:51:11hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:15I saved you
00:51:16because you're a good man,
00:51:17not because I want you
00:51:18to owe me any favors.
00:51:25I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one who cheated
00:51:27on me, Trixie.
00:51:29Look at you guys,
00:51:30a lovey dove.
00:51:31Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:32She waited for you for three years.
00:51:34This is the kind of woman
00:51:35of virtue that a man
00:51:36would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:40Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:44No man who,
00:51:46in a hundred foot pole,
00:51:47would want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy
00:51:49Bob was willing
00:51:50to give her some.
00:51:55I see her in the Marines.
00:51:58I'm a major.
00:51:59You know, look, man.
00:52:00I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:03I don't know,
00:52:03like a seven
00:52:04now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:06but don't waste your manhood
00:52:07on a whiny,
00:52:08worthless woman like that.
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:11Ow!
00:52:12Ow!
00:52:12Ow!
00:52:13Ow!
00:52:15A real man
00:52:16never talks about a woman
00:52:18that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:30We don't need to fight fire
00:52:31with fire to deal
00:52:32with the likes of them.
00:52:34You're very gracious,
00:52:35Trixie, you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off
00:52:39with it because she's so kind,
00:52:41so you're going to do me
00:52:41the favor of never coming
00:52:42near her again.
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:44You want to fuck with me,
00:52:45you little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major.
00:52:48You're probably lowest rank
00:52:49of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll,
00:52:51I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know
00:52:53who this is, Butch?
00:52:55I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing
00:52:57this whole time
00:52:58if you don't know
00:52:58who this war hero is?
00:53:01He was just a supply boy.
00:53:05War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part of your plan,
00:53:09Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:11Did you sell your house
00:53:12to hire this actor
00:53:13so you can feel better
00:53:14about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18because that guy looks like
00:53:20a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl
00:53:24and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:28Seems like they don't know
00:53:29who you are
00:53:29since you've been out of action
00:53:30for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try
00:53:32to play some of some more.
00:53:33Don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen.
00:53:47I know that you didn't ask
00:53:48for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:51But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man
00:53:57to get close to a woman
00:53:58and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:06I have never met a woman
00:54:10like you.
00:54:11So incredible
00:54:12and kind
00:54:13and beautiful.
00:54:14So I know
00:54:15that you're the one for me.
00:54:19This guy's either nuts
00:54:20or a really
00:54:21really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy.
00:54:25Oscar worthy.
00:54:26No.
00:54:27First gift.
00:54:33Trixie, I know
00:54:34that you just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you
00:54:37with your own
00:54:37new mansion.
00:54:39Worth 500 million dollars.
00:54:41Previously owned by
00:54:42Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:45Second gift.
00:54:48This contains
00:54:49all the rights
00:54:50to my entire fortune
00:54:52which is now yours.
00:54:54Entire fortune
00:54:55from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:58They already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Lysander,
00:55:03I really don't care
00:55:04for any of us.
00:55:05Look, I know.
00:55:07I know that you are
00:55:08the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:12my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:16wealth.
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:32Hey!
00:55:33Oh, my God.
00:55:36You found my dog.
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you,
00:55:43it's so much more.
00:55:45Trixie Amore,
00:55:49will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say
00:55:54no to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:19Woo!
00:56:20Okay, stop.
00:56:22The only power couple here
00:56:23is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:27how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:30No man in their right mind
00:56:32would marry that embarrassing
00:56:34sack of scraps.
00:56:35Hey.
00:56:36I don't care if she's
00:56:37homeless or not,
00:56:37but I'm making this woman
00:56:39my wife,
00:56:40which means that she will
00:56:41be treated as
00:56:42and cherished as
00:56:43the most precious woman
00:56:44on Earth.
00:56:45Understand?
00:56:50You still don't realize
00:56:51that my brother
00:56:52is the most powerful
00:56:53man on Earth.
00:56:54This is General
00:56:55Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:04As if,
00:57:06like the almighty
00:57:06General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:08would propose
00:57:09to a homeless prostitute
00:57:10like Trixie.
00:57:11Yes,
00:57:11the Armstrong family
00:57:12basically controlled
00:57:13the global stock market.
00:57:15Lysander Armstrong
00:57:16would sooner marry
00:57:16the princess of England
00:57:17than someone from
00:57:18the lowest rank
00:57:19of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just
00:57:23actors.
00:57:23Then you better
00:57:24enjoy your last breath.
00:57:26Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them
00:57:28what we can do
00:57:28and get revenge
00:57:28for Trixie.
00:57:29What can a bunch
00:57:30of piss poor people
00:57:31do to us,
00:57:31the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with
00:57:33your poor people
00:57:34bad luck?
00:57:35She wishes.
00:57:36She could blame
00:57:37her low status
00:57:37on bad luck.
00:57:39Truth is,
00:57:39she's just a useless,
00:57:41lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:43She's utterly
00:57:44unmarriable.
00:57:47I can dispose
00:57:48of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:50if you don't
00:57:50prefer violence.
00:57:51I'd handle them
00:57:52myself,
00:57:53but...
00:57:55I'll let you
00:57:56do all the
00:57:56heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead,
00:57:58Lysander.
00:58:05Yes,
00:58:06hello,
00:58:06this is Lysander.
00:58:07Please
00:58:08bankrupt
00:58:08Marissa Wickham
00:58:09for me.
00:58:11Oh my gosh,
00:58:12I'm so scared!
00:58:13anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend
00:58:16to be on the phone.
00:58:23Uh,
00:58:24hello?
00:58:25Yes!
00:58:27What?
00:58:33I'm
00:58:33bankrupt!
00:58:43Are you sure
00:58:44that was
00:58:45the call,
00:58:45Sasa?
00:58:46That was a real
00:58:47call?
00:58:47People don't just
00:58:48suddenly go
00:58:48bankrupt like that.
00:58:49My company's
00:58:50dead!
00:58:50It evaporated!
00:58:52It's a thin air!
00:58:56That's impossible!
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho,
00:59:02you said you're
00:59:03the Secretary of
00:59:04Health,
00:59:04right?
00:59:04And you
00:59:05yourself said
00:59:05that the
00:59:06Armstrong family
00:59:06owns the entire
00:59:07global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be
00:59:09how they
00:59:10bankrupted
00:59:10Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that
00:59:12means...
00:59:15You're
00:59:15really
00:59:16Lysander
00:59:17Armstrong,
00:59:17the richest
00:59:18and most
00:59:19powerful man
00:59:20in the country.
00:59:21Trixie's
00:59:22married,
00:59:23the famed
00:59:23war hero,
00:59:25the man
00:59:25every girl
00:59:26wants
00:59:26and every man
00:59:27wants to be.
00:59:29Now you
00:59:29believe me?
00:59:30Those who
00:59:31do bad
00:59:31will always
00:59:32end up
00:59:32losing
00:59:32everything.
00:59:34There's
00:59:34got to be
00:59:35some trick
00:59:35to this.
00:59:36You guys
00:59:36are just
00:59:36bums
00:59:37trying to
00:59:37extort
00:59:38money
00:59:38from us.
00:59:39It's awesome.
00:59:41Please.
00:59:47I know
00:59:48why you're
00:59:49all over
00:59:49Trixie.
00:59:50Because you've
00:59:50been in the
00:59:51military for
00:59:51so long,
00:59:52you don't
00:59:52know what
00:59:52a real
00:59:53woman can
00:59:53do for
00:59:54you.
00:59:54Let me
00:59:55take you
00:59:55to my
00:59:56wedding chamber
00:59:56and I'll
00:59:57show you
00:59:57a good
00:59:57time.
01:00:00Leave your
01:00:01hands for
01:00:01me or I'll
01:00:02have them
01:00:03removed for
01:00:03you.
01:00:08I would
01:00:09never be
01:00:09interested in
01:00:10a woman
01:00:10who's as
01:00:11vile and
01:00:11cruel and
01:00:12wicked as
01:00:13you are.
01:00:14Guess the
01:00:15cheater gets
01:00:15cheated on
01:00:16eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was
01:00:19just trying to
01:00:20save the
01:00:20company.
01:00:21I don't
01:00:22blame her
01:00:22at all.
01:00:23Your double
01:00:23standards are
01:00:24incredible.
01:00:25Okay,
01:00:25you don't
01:00:25want me?
01:00:26fine,
01:00:27but there's
01:00:28plenty of
01:00:28other
01:00:28efficiency.
01:00:29I can
01:00:29give you
01:00:30a room
01:00:30full of
01:00:31pageant
01:00:31winners,
01:00:3218 years
01:00:32old,
01:00:33fresh for
01:00:34the taking.
01:00:41I did
01:00:42that so
01:00:42you wouldn't
01:00:42have to,
01:00:43Miss Trixie.
01:00:44Thank you,
01:00:45Devin.
01:00:47Marissa,
01:00:48not only have
01:00:48you backstabbed
01:00:49me,
01:00:50your best
01:00:51friend,
01:00:51by stealing
01:00:52my fiance,
01:00:53say.
01:00:53But now
01:00:54you'd sell
01:00:54out other
01:00:55innocent girls
01:00:55just to get
01:00:56your company
01:00:56back?
01:00:57You're an
01:00:58insult to
01:00:58all good
01:00:58women out
01:00:59there.
01:00:59No,
01:01:00to all
01:01:00of humanity.
01:01:01So now,
01:01:02everything that
01:01:02I've ever
01:01:03given you
01:01:03to,
01:01:04I'm taking
01:01:05it all
01:01:05back.
01:01:08Wait,
01:01:09everyone,
01:01:09stop.
01:01:12They're
01:01:13imposters.
01:01:14Woo!
01:01:17I just
01:01:18got off
01:01:18the phone
01:01:19with the
01:01:19president
01:01:19and she
01:01:19said your
01:01:20contract
01:01:20is not
01:01:21getting
01:01:21canceled
01:01:21because it
01:01:22was assigned
01:01:23by the
01:01:23goddess
01:01:23healer
01:01:24herself.
01:01:24So we
01:01:25won't go
01:01:26bankrupt?
01:01:27The
01:01:27goddess
01:01:27healer?
01:01:28You mean
01:01:28the eccentric
01:01:29and highly
01:01:30elusive sage
01:01:30in the field
01:01:31of medicine
01:01:31approved of
01:01:32my medical
01:01:33products?
01:01:34Yes,
01:01:35that's the
01:01:35highest honor
01:01:36anyone can
01:01:37have in the
01:01:37field of
01:01:37health and
01:01:38medicine.
01:01:38The
01:01:38goddess
01:01:39healer's
01:01:40motto is
01:01:40the right
01:01:41rewrites
01:01:42the wrong,
01:01:43the left
01:01:43leave the
01:01:44wrong,
01:01:44the rest.
01:01:45That
01:01:46means she's
01:01:46rewarding
01:01:47me.
01:01:47The
01:01:48president
01:01:48would never
01:01:49let your
01:01:49company go
01:01:50bankrupt.
01:01:51In fact,
01:01:51she's on
01:01:52her way
01:01:52now.
01:01:55So you're
01:01:55telling me
01:01:56this
01:01:57dashingly
01:01:57handsome
01:01:58motherfucker
01:01:58over here
01:01:59isn't
01:02:00Lysander
01:02:00Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the
01:02:01cares who
01:02:02he is?
01:02:02If the
01:02:03president
01:02:03and the
01:02:04goddess
01:02:04healer
01:02:05approves
01:02:05of my
01:02:05products,
01:02:06who cares
01:02:07about this
01:02:07washed-up
01:02:07war hero?
01:02:08We can
01:02:08break his
01:02:09legs,
01:02:09break his
01:02:10arms,
01:02:10no one
01:02:10would even
01:02:10bat an
01:02:11eye.
01:02:11She even
01:02:12gave us
01:02:12explicit
01:02:13permission
01:02:13to call
01:02:14upon
01:02:14secret
01:02:14services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:17FBI!
01:02:18You're
01:02:19under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent
01:02:20claims and
01:02:21identity theft.
01:02:23Gotcha.
01:02:28Guess I
01:02:29still get the
01:02:29last laugh,
01:02:30Trixie.
01:02:31No,
01:02:31don't arrest
01:02:31her!
01:02:33Trixie is a
01:02:34good person.
01:02:35Please,
01:02:35officer,
01:02:36don't arrest
01:02:36her!
01:02:37Grandma,
01:02:38Mr. Rogers,
01:02:39Mrs. Williams,
01:02:40what are you all
01:02:41doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors
01:02:42heard about
01:02:42the breakup
01:02:42between you
01:02:43and Butch.
01:02:44We were
01:02:44worried,
01:02:45so we
01:02:46came here
01:02:46to back
01:02:46you up.
01:02:47Listen,
01:02:48officer,
01:02:49I can
01:02:49attest that
01:02:50Trixie Amoria
01:02:50is a good
01:02:51neighbor.
01:02:52She's very
01:02:52kind-hearted
01:02:53and would
01:02:53never break
01:02:54the law.
01:02:55Yes,
01:02:55and one
01:02:56time when
01:02:56my daughter
01:02:57needed
01:02:57university
01:02:58tuition,
01:02:59Trixie gave
01:02:59her everything
01:03:00she had
01:03:01just to help
01:03:01her out.
01:03:02She also
01:03:02paid for
01:03:03my recent
01:03:03heart surgery
01:03:04as well.
01:03:05My fiancee
01:03:06really is an
01:03:07incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel
01:03:09descended from
01:03:11heaven.
01:03:15You must be
01:03:16the criminal
01:03:16pretending to be
01:03:17General Lysander
01:03:18Armstrong.
01:03:19My brother
01:03:20is not a
01:03:21criminal.
01:03:21He's a war hero
01:03:22who single-handedly
01:03:23saved this country
01:03:24from a terrorist
01:03:24attack.
01:03:25Without him,
01:03:26this whole country
01:03:26would have been
01:03:27bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why
01:03:29it's twice the crime
01:03:30is stealing his
01:03:31identity.
01:03:32General Lysander
01:03:33Armstrong only fell
01:03:34into a coma
01:03:34because of the
01:03:35fight with the
01:03:35terrorist.
01:03:36And we've
01:03:36received no word
01:03:37that he's woken
01:03:37up yet,
01:03:38so this must
01:03:39be an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell
01:03:42that this whole
01:03:42dilemma with my
01:03:43identity is causing
01:03:44you a lot of
01:03:44trouble.
01:03:45I promise that
01:03:46I'll get it
01:03:46resolved and we
01:03:47can focus on
01:03:48taking down
01:03:48your scumbag
01:03:49ex.
01:03:51If you want
01:03:52to arrest me,
01:03:52fine.
01:03:54But don't
01:03:54fuck with my
01:03:55fiancee.
01:03:56You don't
01:03:56get to decide,
01:03:57punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:21get him!
01:04:22If you can.
01:04:38get him!
01:04:52Oh, my God.
01:05:14is that enough pain or do you want more
01:05:25legend is written all over you icelander
01:05:31drama meet my new fiance
01:05:35wow your new fiance he's so manly much better than your last one
01:05:40i always knew you'd find someone better it's butch's loss
01:05:45trixie has always been so much better than marissa
01:05:48she's like a shining star in the sky and marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:05:54bitch we name calling now i'll drown you out with insults from my side right fam
01:05:59drown out the poor drown out the poor
01:06:07see trixie you've got no connections
01:06:10no power you can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:15we're too honorable to fight dirty like you so you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:20because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:22let them eat cake
01:06:33you can't shoot all of them grab what you can fam
01:06:36attack
01:06:54you will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:03what the fuck was that i don't care what the fuck it was i'm not letting her make a fool
01:07:07of me at my own wedding
01:07:16damn it
01:07:20you forgot i had a gun too
01:07:23that'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:25take miss trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:27we're quartered
01:07:28i'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:30devon you and your brother are both good men
01:07:33i will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:36they will be punished
01:07:40now hold still for me
01:07:44right
01:07:45rewrites the world
01:07:56holy fuck
01:07:57did she just reverse the bullet
01:07:59by chanting the goddess healer's chant
01:08:01she the goddess healer
01:08:06i'm all better now
01:08:08thank you miss trixie
01:08:09see
01:08:10i knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:13no
01:08:13please
01:08:14i am just an ordinary girl
01:08:16don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:18sure
01:08:20you hear that
01:08:21she's just some average homeless girl on the streets
01:08:24she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:26while i do not care for glory
01:08:28i do believe in justice
01:08:31marissa and butch
01:08:32not only have you betrayed me
01:08:34but now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:36i will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:38and who are you to judge me for what i do
01:08:41god
01:08:42wrong
01:08:44but you're close
01:08:45oh bullshit
01:08:46i'm gonna show you how the elite can trailboard you little lives
01:08:52you wanna cross the line so bad
01:08:53then let's see you try
01:08:55charge
01:09:05the hell is this
01:09:06this is the line between life and death
01:09:10yeah was that extra neon spray paint
01:09:13i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh i'll die before i believe that's magic
01:09:17yeah
01:09:19you're not the grim reaper
01:09:20what if it's a trap
01:09:21that woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:24we ain't afraid of her
01:09:25she's nothing but a
01:09:26circus prostitute
01:09:27why don't you cross the line
01:09:29and see for yourself
01:09:31i will
01:09:34left
01:09:35leaves the wrong breast
01:09:44i'm fine
01:09:45nothing happened
01:09:46you'll see soon enough
01:09:48oh please
01:09:49i really wanna die
01:09:50and you call this the line between life and death
01:09:53i knew you were just making that shit up
01:09:55whoops
01:09:56just crossed it again
01:09:57whoops
01:09:58and again
01:10:00nothing's
01:10:01happy
01:10:15what did you do to my brother
01:10:17i didn't do anything
01:10:18your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:21i suggest you take him to the ur
01:10:23if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:27come on
01:10:28major
01:10:29are you not gonna help your own brother
01:10:31how was he able to cross the line
01:10:33see this must be an illusion
01:10:38only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:40will somebody take my brother to the hospital please
01:10:50you're so sore i wouldn't marry you you'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:52oh please
01:10:53please
01:10:53you hurt us
01:10:55first
01:10:55at first i was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:58but i've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:03marissa
01:11:04thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:08you blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:10you think anyone would want to marry you when you got nothing to offer
01:11:16when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:22don't touch my wife
01:11:25and instead
01:11:26tricksy gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:30you can daydream all you want now tricksy
01:11:33but when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:35it'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:37that you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:38and i'm the queen of everything
01:11:40oh really
01:11:41then let me show you how it is i who has everything you want
01:11:44you've got nothing on me
01:11:50yes
01:11:51tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:58goddess
01:11:58madam president i require your assistance
01:12:02yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:06get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:11did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states
01:12:15god i knew you were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:19i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa
01:12:22you're pathetic tricksy
01:12:23a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming
01:12:27miss wickham is correct
01:12:28i was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:30only the most important people have madame president's direct line
01:12:34you hear that everyone
01:12:36there is no way
01:12:37lowlife tricksy could have called the president by herself
01:12:41she's just a desperate phony
01:12:44who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:45who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:46so she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:47no
01:12:48my granddaughter would never do that
01:12:51reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:53only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:56is tricksy really the goddess healer
01:13:05first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general Lysander Armstrong
01:13:10and now you tricksy are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract
01:13:14is this how the working class think all the time
01:13:19i never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21you can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:24while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27look i don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:30but you trying to make me jealous tricksy it ain't working
01:13:33you can't just fake the
01:13:37yeah
01:13:37yeah but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:40it's like real magic
01:13:42tricksy you're an angel
01:13:44but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:47and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50won't her followers be furious and riot against you
01:13:55no
01:13:56tricksy look
01:13:58i believe you
01:13:59you saved me
01:14:01whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:03you did that
01:14:04no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:14:08we'll riot against you now
01:14:10tear her apart
01:14:11tear her apart
01:14:13tear her apart
01:14:14tear her apart
01:14:16tear her apart
01:14:16tear her apart
01:14:17tear her apart
01:14:18tear her apart
01:14:27tear her apart
01:14:27tear her apart
01:14:27tear her apart
01:14:34tear her apart
01:14:35who dare cause
01:14:36ruckus in here
01:14:40you're general lysander
01:14:42wid
01:14:44what
01:14:45hes actually general us and her arm
01:14:47strome
01:14:48no
01:14:48we've been through this already
01:14:50once
01:14:50ok
01:14:51this
01:14:51Secretary Cho? This actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me, but
01:14:58you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes. We all thought he was a fraud. What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander
01:15:10Armstrong. And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding? The moment you wake up, you fall under
01:15:16this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:21He is the general. Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:26Did you hear that? Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's
01:15:31leader. So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero? We got the VP and the president.
01:15:37On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie. I told you. Now punish them, Vice President
01:15:45Langley. This is treason. Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors
01:15:50and titles.
01:15:54Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:59You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero. He single-handedly saved
01:16:04this country from terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for
01:16:08Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:09Enough! You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family, not just your
01:16:15brother. Yeah. It's okay. Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:22I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life. And let's be honest
01:16:27about one other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:35I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé. And what can you do about it? Oh, Mr. Vice
01:16:48President, I have a swell idea. My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts
01:16:53for the military. Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously. Put innocent
01:17:01civilian lives in danger? Despicable! What's more despicable is that you and your filthy
01:17:07companions are disrespecting power. Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:14Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh!
01:17:32Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Madam President! That was... Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Madam
01:17:56they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon. I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility. And this is the kind of dastardly creation
01:18:18you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:24That is easy. There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:43It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:53She... she... she is?
01:18:55Uh, she is a criminal!
01:18:57Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you. Because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:05healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about? The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:20This contract?
01:19:21Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch! And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize?
01:20:05Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate. So prepare yourself. Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:21What are you gonna do? The President is here, and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:29And you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:40Oh, she's gonna give me my billion dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:54Why are you attacking me, Madam President? You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar...
01:20:59You wish, you idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:09I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only. And it's...
01:21:32Her.
01:21:43Whaaaaat?
01:21:47Welcome, goddess.
01:21:56Uh, we, uh...
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person,
01:22:13help those in need, and make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:32But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:36No, please, I swear.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:39Sit.
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:47And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:51She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:01I love you.
01:23:15All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:20This is all your fault.
01:23:22You seduced me!
01:23:25You were the one that came onto me, you himbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:40But it's too late now.
01:23:42All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:53arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault.
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:02I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:04I'll see myself now.
01:24:07Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:09We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:18That is why I saved you.
01:24:20With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:26Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:32Wait, what if we just got married right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:48You may kiss the bride.
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