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00:00:15You came. My mother made me. Is she making you stay? Do you want me to leave? Do you want
00:00:25to
00:00:25leave? Are you asking me to go home? Do you always answer questions with questions? Do you? Oh my god,
00:00:32are you serious?
00:00:33Halloween! Happy birthday! Tell Ruth I said hi! Okay! Okay! Well? Well what? Do you want me to go home?
00:00:47Better tell me before my mom takes off. If you leave, I'll get in trouble. Hi Liza. I didn't know
00:00:55you
00:00:55were invited. Come on. Have fun! I'll be cool if you're cool. I'm cool. Cool. Um, presents
00:01:15there. Chocolate cake, pepperoni, and veggie pizza. Take what you want. How could you not
00:01:21love Mr. Scalco? I mean, he is such a hottie. Because he's old. And he's bald. And he's
00:01:26our principal. Okay, he's not that old and he listens. Listening is totally sexy. I totally
00:01:32do him. Gross. Like, two girls, one cup gross. And I'm pretty sure he's married. Lusting after
00:01:40her married man is totally sinful. Hypothetical, Sarah.
00:01:45Who knows who makes me? Yeah. Lusting after her wife? I'm pretty sure he's married.
00:02:00I don't think I'm pretty. I don't think I'm pretty. I don't think I'm pretty. I don't think
00:02:01she's a man. But he won't be. I'm pretty. I don't think she's a man. I don't think I'm
00:02:09pretty. I'm pretty sure. But what happened before her wife would love her like when I did
00:02:14A picture frame.
00:02:17Thanks.
00:02:19It's awesome.
00:02:21Yeah, my mom picked it out.
00:02:27From the three of us.
00:02:31Aw, guys.
00:02:35Happy birthday.
00:02:40Eve, door.
00:02:42Okay, I'm coming.
00:02:44I'm coming.
00:02:52Sup.
00:02:54I knew you'd come.
00:02:57Vomit?
00:02:57What is that?
00:02:59From Sarah.
00:03:00Like it?
00:03:00No.
00:03:02Liza came.
00:03:04No shiz.
00:03:06Shiz.
00:03:08Oh.
00:03:15Don't panic.
00:03:16I'm here.
00:03:19Have we sung happy birthday?
00:03:21Yes.
00:03:22Guess you're a little late.
00:03:24Good.
00:03:25Song's gay anyway.
00:03:34Sup, rat girl.
00:03:35Where's your present shaping?
00:03:37Up your ass, Cecily.
00:03:39Uh-huh.
00:03:41Let's go upstairs.
00:03:44Let's do it.
00:03:47Look, I know you're about to, like, wet your pants right about now.
00:03:51But I'm not gonna ruin Eve's birthday.
00:03:53So you don't have to run home or anything.
00:03:54You can stay.
00:03:56But we're not gonna be down until I get an apology.
00:03:59Then I guess we're not gonna be down.
00:04:01I know all about you, Chapin.
00:04:08My mom says she probably needs Ritalin.
00:04:23GESGLE CINEMATIC
00:04:30Guess what?
00:04:31Saf?
00:04:32My birthday's on the 10th and my mom said I could have a party.
00:04:36Sip.
00:04:37Hey.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:40What's up?
00:04:40What's up?
00:04:41What's up?
00:04:42Nothing.
00:04:43Just kicking it.
00:04:45You got something.
00:04:47Ooh.
00:04:48It works every time.
00:04:49Prick.
00:04:49That guy is so Flintstones.
00:04:51Whatever.
00:04:53Later, Skater.
00:04:54Later.
00:04:56Mmm.
00:04:58He is so perfect.
00:05:00You were so obvious.
00:05:02Was I?
00:05:03Yes, you were practically slobbering on his job.
00:05:06Ew.
00:05:07You're right.
00:05:09Oh.
00:05:10Oh.
00:05:11Hey.
00:05:12Ugh.
00:05:13Why do you talk to them?
00:05:15They're nice.
00:05:16They're like a sorority or something.
00:05:18Do you know what happens to sorority girls?
00:05:20They turn into Kelly Ripa.
00:05:22You just don't like them because they're popular.
00:05:24They're A&F snobs.
00:05:27Hey Eve.
00:05:28What's up?
00:05:29Hey.
00:05:30Oh.
00:05:31I forgot.
00:05:31I'm invisible today.
00:05:33Hello Chapin.
00:05:35What's the situation, Cecily?
00:05:37Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Kelly Ripa?
00:05:40Hi.
00:05:40I love Kelly Ripa.
00:05:42My mom said I could have a slumber party for my birthday.
00:05:45A few people.
00:05:46You know.
00:05:47Should be fun.
00:05:49When?
00:05:50This Friday.
00:05:51Yeah, totes.
00:05:53Sarah.
00:05:53My parents don't let me do anything.
00:05:55They say that hanging out with older people is a bad influence, but they're the ones that
00:05:59made me skip a grade.
00:06:00I'll have my mom talk to your mom.
00:06:01She'll let you go.
00:06:02Did you guys finish your geometry?
00:06:04Almost.
00:06:05What did you get on 31?
00:06:07No.
00:06:07See, I couldn't answer that one.
00:06:09I got something really weird.
00:06:10Did you call me?
00:06:11Yeah.
00:06:11I got like two like squares or something.
00:06:13I liked you a little bit.
00:06:15Hey.
00:06:16Hey.
00:06:16What?
00:06:18Whatever you want.
00:06:19Hi, Mr. Scalco.
00:06:21Ladies.
00:06:24Right.
00:06:26Class now or I give you detention.
00:06:43Suck it up, ladies.
00:06:44Another half mile and Varsity's kicking your asses.
00:06:47There you go, Spaulding.
00:06:52Way to amp it up, Silvers.
00:06:54Nice.
00:07:15Hey.
00:07:15Pay your respects, new girl.
00:07:18What's that for?
00:07:20Stacey St. Clair.
00:07:22You'll move faster if your lips stops laughing.
00:07:24She needs to get stuffed.
00:07:26We got some three nights to go, Tony.
00:07:28Move it!
00:07:30Come on!
00:07:38Is your Facebook pic really a pink chicken?
00:07:42Really, Sarah?
00:07:44It's a chick.
00:07:45It's an Easter thing.
00:07:46It's cute, right?
00:07:50Lame.
00:07:52My pores feel really tingly.
00:07:54Is that good?
00:07:55Yeah.
00:07:55Tingling means your impurities are dissolving.
00:07:58Lamer.
00:07:59Who's got the juice?
00:08:01We don't drink.
00:08:04Lamest.
00:08:05You don't drink.
00:08:06You don't smoke.
00:08:07You don't screw.
00:08:09Congratulations.
00:08:10You're all saints.
00:08:11Gold stars for everyone.
00:08:12Let's stick them to your foreheads.
00:08:14Are we really just gonna sit around all night and do nothing?
00:08:18I have a pedicure kit.
00:08:19Screw your feet, Sarah.
00:08:20What's your deal, Chapin?
00:08:22My deal is that we're sitting around on a Friday night talking about pedicures on Eve's birthday.
00:08:30Ugh.
00:08:31I'm piecing.
00:08:33Why?
00:08:34Because we're not doing anything and I'm on lockdown anyway.
00:08:38What do you want to do?
00:08:39Last time I checked, it was your birthday, Eve.
00:08:42And the last time I checked, I wasn't talking to you.
00:08:44We could take turns reading each other's blogs.
00:08:47It'll be like theater.
00:08:48I'd rather be shot.
00:08:49Twice.
00:08:50Okay, well we're supposed to go bowling after my dad calls.
00:08:53Mmm, with a bunch of blue hairs and fat guys with bear guts?
00:08:57Well then what?
00:08:59I like Sudoku.
00:09:00I'll take a pedicure, Sarah.
00:09:02I'm not touching your feet, Cecily.
00:09:05Seriously, they smell like yogurt.
00:09:07They do not smell like yogurt.
00:09:11What about Triple Dog?
00:09:23What about Triple Dog?
00:09:29Who is Daisy Sinclair?
00:09:31She used to be on the team at Sacred Heart.
00:09:34She jumped.
00:09:35Off the bridge?
00:09:37Yep.
00:09:38Why?
00:09:39Ladies, zip the lip!
00:09:40Move your feet!
00:09:43Did she die?
00:09:44What do you think?
00:09:46They found her three miles downstream.
00:09:48Her eyes were gone.
00:09:50Seriously?
00:09:51Yeah.
00:09:52Go ask Mallory Silvers.
00:09:53She knew her.
00:09:57Come on!
00:09:58Come on!
00:10:02Nice.
00:10:05Why did she jump?
00:10:07Want to know what I heard?
00:10:08What you heard or what was in the papers?
00:10:10This was in the papers?
00:10:11Totally.
00:10:12It was a huge deal like five months ago.
00:10:14A bunch of kids from Sacred Heart got expelled.
00:10:17I heard it was an accident.
00:10:18Yeah, but they just said that for the parents' sake.
00:10:20This is what I heard from Chris Harper,
00:10:21who lives five houses down from Jed Spellman,
00:10:23who goes to Sacred Heart.
00:10:25Jed Spellman?
00:10:27So there's this crazy party, right?
00:10:29Like an end of the semester crazy fling thing.
00:10:31And you know how the Sacred Heart crowd is.
00:10:33They party mad hard.
00:10:35Yeah, cause Catholic school messes with your head and shit.
00:10:37They're all totally repressed.
00:10:38Totes.
00:10:39So there's this one kid there that no one's ever seen before.
00:10:42And he's all in leather with this green mohawk.
00:10:45I heard it was blue.
00:10:47So there's this guy with this blue mohawk,
00:10:49and he's at this party.
00:10:50And he's handing out acid hits to everyone for free.
00:10:54It wasn't free.
00:10:55It was free.
00:10:56That's a fact.
00:10:57It was free, and Stacy St. Clair got some.
00:11:04But this isn't like regular acid.
00:11:06It's like crazy stuff.
00:11:07Like insane.
00:11:08People are tasting colors and seeing sounds.
00:11:11And Stacy had butterflies on her fingers.
00:11:33How would Chris Harper know that?
00:11:35Shh!
00:11:35Because!
00:11:36Jet Spellman told him that's how.
00:11:38Anyway, Eve.
00:11:39One of her butterflies flew away,
00:11:41and she flips out and starts chasing it.
00:11:49And she almost had it when she was at the bridge.
00:12:12And she almost had it when she was at the bridge.
00:12:14No shiz?
00:12:17Anyway, that's what happened.
00:12:19That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
00:12:22That's what Chris heard from Jed.
00:12:23Did you tell him?
00:12:25Dude, Jed, I'm totally seeing butterflies right now.
00:12:28I don't think so.
00:12:29I heard you just got stoned and jumped.
00:12:31She was seeing butterflies, Eve.
00:12:33I don't think that...
00:12:35Eve?
00:12:36Butterflies.
00:12:37That's the truth.
00:12:39Wow.
00:12:42Triple Dog?
00:12:43What's that?
00:12:45It's a game.
00:12:46Kinda like Truth or Dare, but without the truth part.
00:12:49Sweet, I'll play.
00:12:50Nina!
00:12:51Last time we played Truth or Dare was at Gabe's party,
00:12:53and you cried for an hour.
00:12:57Let's do it.
00:12:59I don't want to.
00:13:01No, you'd rather put chickens on your stupid Facebook.
00:13:05It's a chick, and it's seasonal.
00:13:08Okay, I'm going home.
00:13:10I'm not going to hang out with a bunch of lame-ass votards all night long.
00:13:13Let's vote.
00:13:14Who wants to play?
00:13:20What are you doing?
00:13:21We never do anything fun.
00:13:22Come on.
00:13:25What do you say, rag girl?
00:13:30Or are you too scared to play?
00:13:40Well, that's four to two.
00:13:42Democracy.
00:13:43Lovin' it.
00:13:45Okay.
00:13:46What do we do?
00:13:48Well, um, is that charged?
00:13:50Yeah, I charged it last night.
00:13:52Okay.
00:13:53Uh, we're gonna need some clippers.
00:13:55The electric kind.
00:13:56What do you need that for?
00:13:59You'll see.
00:14:05Empty your wallets.
00:14:07All your cash, dump it in.
00:14:09Why?
00:14:12My brothers.
00:14:14Pew-tastic.
00:14:15That'll work.
00:14:17Alright, all your stuff goes in, because that's part of the game.
00:14:21Now don't worry, you might get it back.
00:14:24Might do it.
00:14:41Two dollars, Sarah.
00:14:43I bought the Gossip Girl DVD set.
00:14:47Um, Cecily has an extra 20 stash behind her license.
00:14:50Um, hello?
00:14:51No, that's emergency money.
00:14:52Dump it in.
00:14:53But, and?
00:14:54Your most favoritest thing that you brought with you.
00:14:56Dump that in, too.
00:15:14All right.
00:15:15We have, ooh, a hundred and some odd dollars.
00:15:19Uh, Crazer, an MP3, Nintendo DS, a pocket PC, some ugly silver earrings.
00:15:26My dad gave this to me last year.
00:15:30And the Gossip Girl DVD set.
00:15:32It's my favoritest show.
00:15:34Well, Tila Tequila is, but my mom thinks she's trash and wouldn't let me buy it.
00:15:39Okay, so what are the rules?
00:15:41Rule one, everyone gets a dare and gives a dare.
00:15:46Rule two, you get to pick who dares you.
00:15:50Rule three, you must perform the dare that's given to you.
00:15:55And if you don't, you get your head shaved.
00:16:01Like no hair bald?
00:16:04That's the game.
00:16:05Cool.
00:16:08What?
00:16:10Now, if there's a dare you know you can't do, you can challenge the person who dared you.
00:16:15And they have to do it.
00:16:16But if they do it, you get shaved.
00:16:19So, don't go daring people to do things you wouldn't do because it backfires.
00:16:23What kind of dares?
00:16:26Anything goes.
00:16:27But you can't dare someone to shave their head.
00:16:31Why not?
00:16:32Because that's against the rules.
00:16:34Do we have to play?
00:16:35Yes, you have to play.
00:16:37Birthday girl decides the order.
00:16:44Sarah.
00:16:44Sarah first.
00:16:46Why me first?
00:16:47Because you don't want to play.
00:16:49I do want to play.
00:16:50I just don't want to go first because I don't know the rules.
00:16:53I just told you the rules.
00:16:54Sarah, I didn't.
00:16:55You suck chunky right now.
00:16:56No, I didn't.
00:16:57You don't like the scarf.
00:16:58Okay, Sarah, look.
00:17:00Just get it over with.
00:17:01And then you can sit on your ass and knit all night.
00:17:05Okay, you guys make fun of it.
00:17:06But it helps me focus.
00:17:08It's like meditation.
00:17:09Oh, the Catholic girl meditates.
00:17:11I'm sorry.
00:17:12No, I have a dare for you.
00:17:14No way.
00:17:17Liza, you dare me, but be nice.
00:17:24I dare you too.
00:17:25No, no, no.
00:17:28You triple dog dare her too.
00:17:31Sarah, I triple dog dare you too.
00:17:37I don't think this is fair.
00:17:39Okay, if you don't want to do it, then challenge Liza.
00:17:42But if she does it, I'm shaving her head.
00:17:45I can tell you I have no problem streaking.
00:17:47Oh, I have a problem with you streaking.
00:17:50Anybody with sight would have a problem with you streaking.
00:17:53Just go, Sarah.
00:17:54Come on.
00:17:55It's cold.
00:17:56It's April.
00:17:57Streaking is illegal.
00:17:58There are cars around here.
00:18:00Okay, come on, Sarah.
00:18:01Don't cry.
00:18:02This is supposed to be fun.
00:18:03It's not fun.
00:18:04I'm Catholic.
00:18:05Amen, and praise Jesus.
00:18:07Okay, I'm recording now.
00:18:09Eve, put that away.
00:18:10If you don't do it right now, I'm shaving your head.
00:18:12Seriously.
00:18:14Give me the towel.
00:18:16It's okay.
00:18:17I will count to three.
00:18:19Okay, and then you run.
00:18:23Okay.
00:18:24One.
00:18:26Two.
00:18:27Three.
00:18:29Go!
00:18:30Woo!
00:18:34Game on.
00:18:35Button.
00:18:48Attention, suburbanites!
00:18:50Come on out and see Sarah Albert's asthma fin does book bubbles!
00:18:55Come on out and take a look-see.
00:18:57Shut up, Chapin!
00:18:58I've never seen Breasticles in Junglebush quite like this, folks.
00:19:05Sarah, Algrin's virgin bed.
00:19:08Woo-hoo!
00:19:09Oh, my God.
00:19:11Run, Sarah, run!
00:19:14Yes, the drinks match the carpet.
00:19:17One time and one time only.
00:19:19Get it while they get it.
00:19:20Good!
00:19:22Yo, dude, look at that.
00:19:25Hey, Algrin.
00:19:26Nice tuna.
00:19:28Manitory time!
00:19:30Ah!
00:19:32I found her!
00:19:34I found her!
00:19:37Oh, my God!
00:19:39I can't believe she did it.
00:19:40I cannot believe it.
00:19:41The first successful triple dog of the evening.
00:19:45Ow!
00:19:46Crump up!
00:19:48What was that?
00:19:49Nothing.
00:19:49Why are you even friends with her?
00:19:51At least I have friends.
00:20:03Noun.
00:20:04Balls.
00:20:08Adjective.
00:20:10What's an adjective?
00:20:12Yet another reason you should stop skipping English.
00:20:15Adjectives are descriptive words like fat, skinny, stupid.
00:20:21That one.
00:20:23Stupid?
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:26Thanks, genius.
00:20:27The stupid balls.
00:20:33Name.
00:20:34Jesus.
00:20:35You're just going to throw those.
00:20:37Can I have one?
00:20:48Okay.
00:20:51Plural noun.
00:20:54What?
00:20:55You mad dogging me, rat girl?
00:20:59Why don't you tell everybody why you got kicked out of Sacred Heart, Chapin?
00:21:06What was that?
00:21:07Quiet down.
00:21:09Get back to work.
00:21:10Chapin.
00:21:11Relax.
00:21:12Come on.
00:21:18What'd you just say to me, rat girl?
00:21:22Sit down, young lady.
00:21:25What the fuck did you just say to me?
00:21:30Whoa!
00:21:33Oh!
00:21:35Ow!
00:21:38No!
00:21:38What's wrong?
00:21:47She jumped me.
00:21:49Now, why did she do that?
00:21:50Because she's psycho.
00:21:52Ask everybody and freaking study whole.
00:21:55You're not still carrying that rat around, are you?
00:21:59No.
00:22:01You know, I've heard that they're almost as smart as dogs.
00:22:06Does he like donuts?
00:22:09She.
00:22:17Do you have any friends, Eliza?
00:22:21How do you mean?
00:22:23Girlfriends, boyfriends, friends you can hang out with, talk to.
00:22:28Yeah.
00:22:30Hang with them.
00:22:33Stay out of trouble.
00:22:35Stay away from Chapin, right?
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:37Got it?
00:22:40Good.
00:22:42You need to see the nurse?
00:22:45No.
00:22:45Well, I would feel better if you did.
00:22:48Just let her take a look at you and then straight back to class, okay?
00:22:58You ready to say you're sorry?
00:23:00Right.
00:23:01Cool it.
00:23:01In here, now.
00:23:10Close the door.
00:23:19What's going on, dude?
00:23:20I don't see what's happening.
00:23:21Yo, yo, look at this.
00:23:22Would you guys Superman that hoe for 20 bucks?
00:23:25Yeah, sure, why not?
00:23:26The geeky little thing is hot.
00:23:27Hey, I like your knee socks.
00:23:30Oh, man.
00:23:31Oh, how about that?
00:23:32Oh, no.
00:23:34No way.
00:23:35Boner killer.
00:23:37For half a mil, let me think about it.
00:23:39Oh, are you serious?
00:23:41Look at those boots, man.
00:23:45Yeah, I busted her down.
00:23:48She deserved it.
00:23:51I'm not sorry.
00:23:53What did she say to you?
00:23:55Why?
00:23:59How are you adjusting to our school, Chapin?
00:24:04You tell me.
00:24:07Anything you want to talk about?
00:24:11God?
00:24:14What about God?
00:24:17Do you think God ever gets bored?
00:24:24You know, for a while, I thought you were doing really, really good.
00:24:29This is a big step backwards for you.
00:24:30Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:24:32You know, I'm sure you're a very busy man, so if you could just give me my detention slip.
00:24:38We have a no-tolerance policy when it comes to assault.
00:24:41Fighting is a three-day suspension.
00:24:47I'd prefer detention.
00:24:50Who should I call to pick you up?
00:25:01I don't want to go home.
00:25:03Those guys saw me.
00:25:05What if they post that video on YouTube?
00:25:07What if somebody called the police?
00:25:08What if I get arrested?
00:25:10This could go on my permanent record.
00:25:12Okay, just stop being such a tool.
00:25:15What are we, in the third grade?
00:25:17Ease up.
00:25:20Now, Eve.
00:25:22Who's next?
00:25:27Eliza.
00:25:29Hmm.
00:25:31Pick someone to dare you.
00:25:37Hello, sometime this century.
00:25:42Nina, I guess.
00:25:45Drum roll, please.
00:25:49Okay, wait.
00:25:49Give me a minute.
00:25:54Okay, I got it.
00:25:57I, triple dog, dare you to stay in Eve's brother's closet till midnight.
00:26:07Wearing...
00:26:11this.
00:26:16Where are you going?
00:26:18Bathroom.
00:26:18Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:26:36Nice.
00:26:37You stink.
00:26:39You're ugly.
00:26:40Pizza and cake downstairs if you want it.
00:26:43Did you take ten bucks from me the other day?
00:26:45Yeah.
00:26:46Now you owe me 71.19.
00:26:49And where's my birthday present?
00:26:51I refuse to celebrate it.
00:26:52I wanted a dog.
00:26:55Okay, when Dad calls, do you want to talk to him?
00:26:57He's not going to call.
00:26:59It's my 16th birthday.
00:27:02He'll call.
00:27:06Hey, come on.
00:27:07Let's go downstairs and get some pizza.
00:27:09Put the game down.
00:27:09Seriously.
00:27:10Hungry.
00:27:10Let's go.
00:27:11Come on.
00:27:12Come on.
00:27:17Now, Liza.
00:27:18Come on.
00:27:18You have to do it.
00:27:19Ass up, rat girl.
00:27:21Look, he hates me.
00:27:22Well, he's going to hate you a whole lot more if he finds you in his closet.
00:27:26Look, if you're going to do it, you have to do it now.
00:27:28Ass up, rat girl.
00:27:29Or we shave you.
00:27:30What's it going to be?
00:27:38Liza, come on.
00:27:51What's that?
00:27:53Sarah's cell.
00:27:55Send us a photo every half hour so we know you're still in here.
00:28:00What is that smell?
00:28:03Boy funk.
00:28:06They're coming.
00:28:10Okay, well, look on the bright side.
00:28:12Oh, wait.
00:28:13There isn't one.
00:28:14You should have apologized.
00:28:17Karma's a bitch.
00:28:20I got your guitar first, man.
00:28:21I dibs'd it.
00:28:31That's funny.
00:28:33Okay, who's next?
00:28:37Nina.
00:28:39Bring it on.
00:28:40You dare me, Eve.
00:28:45I triple dog dare you, too.
00:28:54Big wangs.
00:29:06You sure you're up for this?
00:29:08Abs-a-fucking-lutely.
00:29:10You're such a delinquent.
00:29:27Oh, Sarah.
00:29:31Hey, Mal.
00:29:32You look hot tonight.
00:29:35What the hell are you doing here?
00:29:37You want to make a scene?
00:29:40Put Nina's name next on the list, or this goes on the net.
00:29:47Wait, wait.
00:29:48Do it.
00:29:49Or you're busted.
00:29:51Okay, thank you.
00:29:54Who next?
00:29:58Ah.
00:29:59Ladies and gentlemen, Nina.
00:30:17I love you more every night, every night.
00:30:33Give room.
00:30:34Give air.
00:30:39Put something in her mouth.
00:30:40She'll bite off tongue.
00:30:41She forgot to take her hydrooxybolidamide.
00:30:45Mari, call ambulance.
00:30:47Hell no.
00:30:48What's ambulance?
00:30:49Ambulance.
00:30:50Ambulance.
00:30:52Sirens?
00:30:53I said N-O, no.
00:30:56See how salty she is?
00:30:57Like MSG, fire her ass.
00:31:00Mari, no MSG.
00:31:05Call the ambulance.
00:31:07What are you thinking, Mari?
00:31:09She's faking.
00:31:11It's a game.
00:31:12A stupid game.
00:31:16Ambulance, please.
00:31:17I have a kid here at a restaurant.
00:31:19She's having a Caesar.
00:31:21Salad?
00:31:22No, not food poisoning.
00:31:24Caesar.
00:31:25Caesar.
00:31:26Fuck Caesar.
00:31:29She also has Tourette's.
00:31:31Okay, okay.
00:31:32I call ambulance.
00:31:33They're on way.
00:31:34Go here.
00:31:35Take care.
00:31:41Are you okay, kid?
00:31:48Thank you very much.
00:31:52Time to go.
00:31:54Later, Mal.
00:31:57Bye, Mallory.
00:32:00Hey, Eve.
00:32:02Have you asked your friend about Stacey St. Clair yet?
00:32:06You should.
00:32:13Told you.
00:32:15Crazy white people.
00:32:17So crazy.
00:32:18All the time.
00:32:19Crazy.
00:32:20Crazy.
00:32:21Like...
00:32:21Okay.
00:32:23Okay.
00:32:23Hey.
00:32:24Okay.
00:32:25Fun time.
00:32:26Fun time.
00:32:27Who next?
00:32:28Oh, oh.
00:32:29You see that?
00:32:30That's right.
00:32:31I'm on fire.
00:32:32Man, look at the whips.
00:32:33Look at that.
00:32:34Look at that.
00:32:34You see that, Chis?
00:32:35You see that?
00:32:39Hello?
00:32:42I got the corner.
00:32:47Put the guitar down.
00:32:48Seriously.
00:32:49Come on.
00:32:58Hey, be watching.
00:33:04That kicked ass.
00:33:06No, it didn't.
00:33:07This is a disaster.
00:33:08Why can't we just go bowling?
00:33:10Pound that, biatches.
00:33:14That was stupid.
00:33:16And what did you give her?
00:33:17Alka-Seltzer.
00:33:19It's all about the effect.
00:33:21And did you see Mallory's face?
00:33:24God, I hope she gets fired.
00:33:26What's with you two anyways?
00:33:28Why does she hate you so bad?
00:33:30She just envies my natural effervescence.
00:33:35Hey, give me that.
00:33:38What are you doing?
00:33:44Man, you boned out.
00:33:46You suck, man.
00:33:49Who's phone is that?
00:33:52Dude, is that you?
00:33:54No, man.
00:33:54What?
00:34:00What the shit?
00:34:02Dude, there is a girl in your closet.
00:34:05You bitch.
00:34:09Things just got interesting.
00:34:14I...
00:34:15I...
00:34:16Todd's got a chick in his closet?
00:34:17Dad, man.
00:34:18You're not sweet.
00:34:19What are you doing here?
00:34:20You're one of my sister's friends?
00:34:22I...
00:34:23Ew, is that a rat?
00:34:24She's got a rat in the closet?
00:34:26I know who that is.
00:34:27That's Rat Girl.
00:34:29What's up, Rat Girl?
00:34:31Nice uniform.
00:34:33Get out.
00:34:34Get off!
00:34:36Ow, she bit me.
00:34:38The girl or the rat?
00:34:40Get the hell out of my closet.
00:34:42No.
00:34:43What?
00:34:43Yes, get out.
00:34:44No, no, no.
00:34:45It's infinity.
00:34:46I win.
00:34:47Look, if you touch me, I will bite you too.
00:34:51Holy.
00:34:52Unbelievable.
00:34:53You come into my house, hide in my closet, and now you want to bite my friends?
00:34:57Yeah, that's right.
00:34:59I'm calling my mom.
00:35:01Call her baby.
00:35:03What'd you say?
00:35:03I said call her your big baby.
00:35:05What baby means mommy?
00:35:07Boo hoo.
00:35:08What's mommy going to say when she finds your porn?
00:35:10Yeah, I do.
00:35:11That's right.
00:35:11Shut it down.
00:35:15FYI, this is a dare.
00:35:17How long do you have to stay in there for?
00:35:19Till midnight, and I'm not moving.
00:35:21Why not?
00:35:22Because I look like Crap Bolt.
00:35:24Dude, are we going to go pick up a couple of parties from Julius tonight, or what?
00:35:28I can't go anywhere with a chick in my closet.
00:35:31Freaking moody chick.
00:35:33A moody chick with a rat.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:38Oh, my.
00:36:20What's going on?
00:36:23What's up, guys?
00:36:25Hey.
00:36:27Hi.
00:36:29Obvious.
00:36:32What are you doing?
00:36:33What's it look like on the new ride?
00:36:35You hand me that?
00:36:37What?
00:36:37The wrench.
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:41Well, aren't you going to say happy birthday to Eve?
00:36:43Oh, that's right.
00:36:46You're 17th?
00:36:4816th.
00:36:50Right.
00:36:51Right on.
00:36:52So, are you guys going over to Julia's party?
00:36:55We weren't invited.
00:36:57I was.
00:36:59Yeah, neither were we.
00:37:01That's why we're crashing.
00:37:03When?
00:37:05Midnight.
00:37:07You should come.
00:37:08It's going to be a good time.
00:37:11Well, we have to finish our game first.
00:37:14What game?
00:37:18Triple dog.
00:37:20Be careful.
00:37:23I'm sorry.
00:37:25What?
00:37:27I said you should be careful.
00:37:30Wait.
00:37:32Can you speak up?
00:37:34I can't hear you very well.
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:45Bye.
00:38:06Okay.
00:38:07Let's go crush that party after Nina's dare.
00:38:10You think that's cool if we weren't invited?
00:38:13Well, you just moved here.
00:38:15So she doesn't know you.
00:38:17And I just transferred, so she doesn't really know me either.
00:38:20Um, yeah, she does.
00:38:22And she can't stand you.
00:38:23I mean, thanks.
00:38:26Come on.
00:38:29Uh, where does your dad live now?
00:38:32Florida still.
00:38:36He'll call.
00:38:40Thanks.
00:38:42Hey.
00:38:45You smell that?
00:38:56Fresh cut wet grab.
00:39:07Hystallia.
00:39:09One day when you're like 80 years old, you'll be walking along and you'll smell that and think
00:39:13of me.
00:39:14Yes.
00:39:15I'm so sorry.
00:39:16Ha ha ha.
00:39:21Who's next, Eve?
00:39:23Cecily.
00:39:25She's all yours, Cecily.
00:39:29Whatevs.
00:39:30I'm not scared of you.
00:39:32And got your name and mother.
00:39:49Bruce?
00:39:52Hi. Hello, Gracie. How are you?
00:39:55Oh, can't complain, you know.
00:39:58How are the kids?
00:39:59Oh, good. Elizabeth?
00:40:02Fantastic.
00:40:03Yeah, she's making lots of new friends this year.
00:40:06Oh, bless her heart.
00:40:10You're Liza, right?
00:40:13Left.
00:40:15What did you say to my bestie?
00:40:17Who's your bestie?
00:40:19Chapin.
00:40:21Chapin's your best friend.
00:40:23She's the best I've made since I moved here.
00:40:26It's none of your business what I said to her.
00:40:28Well, I'm asking, so I'm making it my business.
00:40:31Fine.
00:40:32I said, why don't you tell everybody why you got kicked out of Sacred Heart?
00:40:38And?
00:40:40You really want to know?
00:40:41If I didn't, I wouldn't have asked.
00:40:44Stacey St. Clair. Chapin pushed her off a bridge.
00:40:48Shut up.
00:40:48You shut up. She was drunk.
00:40:57Somebody said something, then.
00:41:01Stacey!
00:41:02What'd you just say?
00:41:04Nothing.
00:41:05You're paranoid.
00:41:09I'm what?
00:41:10You're paranoid.
00:41:14They both got into a fight.
00:41:27They found her body 20 miles downstream, covered in maggots.
00:41:38It's not true.
00:41:39She totally wouldn't do that.
00:41:41If it's not true, then why'd she beat me up?
00:41:45How do you know?
00:41:46My mother works at Sacred Heart, moron.
00:41:49Girls?
00:41:52Gracie and I just had a great idea.
00:41:54You could use a little non-violent social interaction.
00:42:05You feel anything yet?
00:42:07Shut up, Chapin.
00:42:09You know, I'm not trying to rush you or anything.
00:42:11I said shut up!
00:42:18Maybe this will help.
00:42:23Very funny.
00:42:25You should probably go soon.
00:42:27Just get it over with.
00:42:28You'll feel better after.
00:42:30I'm junior class president.
00:42:32I could get, like, suspended or anything.
00:42:34Just do it!
00:42:35For God's sakes, you have five seconds to eat your ass out of this car or I'm doing it myself.
00:42:40Five, four, three, two...
00:42:44I think she might actually have a breakdown.
00:42:50Shh.
00:42:51Shh.
00:42:58Over there.
00:43:15Is she doing it?
00:43:20Oh my God.
00:43:23She's totally splitting the whisker.
00:43:31You think she'll get kicked out of student council if Scalco catches her?
00:43:34Yeah.
00:43:36Good.
00:43:39Oh, shit!
00:43:45She's so busted!
00:43:48Come on, come on, come on!
00:43:50Come on, come on!
00:43:52Come on, come on!
00:43:55Come on, come on!
00:43:59Cecily Gerber?
00:44:00Is that you?
00:44:12Cecily smiles at the camera!
00:44:15That was so not cool!
00:44:20You never know.
00:44:21Maybe he likes golden showers.
00:44:23No.
00:44:24No.
00:44:26No.
00:44:27No.
00:44:28No.
00:44:29No.
00:44:29No.
00:44:55Are you crying?
00:44:56No.
00:45:03What's wrong?
00:45:06You don't care.
00:45:09Yes, I do.
00:45:13I'm having the worst night of my life.
00:45:16Your sister hates me, her friends hate me, my mother hates me, and I'm in a closet that smells like...
00:45:22Like what?
00:45:25Boy funk!
00:45:27Is that a girl word?
00:45:30Boy funk?
00:45:32It smells really bad in here.
00:45:41Here.
00:45:45Better?
00:45:47It's spring rain scented.
00:46:05You suck at this.
00:46:08You just got it.
00:46:11Why?
00:46:12You play rock band?
00:46:14Way better than you.
00:46:15I could totally kick your ass into expert mode.
00:46:22Oh yeah?
00:46:23Yeah.
00:46:26Then bring it.
00:46:29It's gonna be okay, Cecily.
00:46:35This is like the best game ever.
00:46:38Seriously.
00:46:41Chapin.
00:46:42What's that?
00:46:44Whisper.
00:46:47He's a dorkable.
00:46:48What about him?
00:46:50Are you into him?
00:46:53I mean, I'm okay if you are.
00:46:55I was just curious, because, you know, you're always like around him and stuff.
00:47:00Are you serious?
00:47:02It's just a question.
00:47:04That's a hella lame thing for you to say to me, Eve.
00:47:07I would never go for someone you were into.
00:47:09Never in a million bazillion years.
00:47:17Are you mad?
00:47:19Maybe.
00:47:23Bitch.
00:47:25Hooker.
00:47:26What?
00:47:28Oh, my God.
00:48:00You're actually pretty good at this.
00:48:02Yeah, I know.
00:48:05What's your name again?
00:48:07Liza.
00:48:08Don't try to be nice to me, because I still think you're a giant fucktwit.
00:48:11What'd I do?
00:48:13Do you Superman that hoe for 20 bucks?
00:48:15For half a million, I might think about it.
00:48:17Fuck.
00:48:18Twit.
00:48:21I said that?
00:48:23The fact that you don't even remember makes you even bigger fucktwit.
00:48:27What if I take it back?
00:48:29Too late.
00:48:29I'm already scarred.
00:48:30Dude, you carry around a rat.
00:48:33Don't brush your hair.
00:48:34Yeah, I'm expressing my individuality, okay?
00:48:38You're looking to attract negative attention.
00:48:40There's a word for that.
00:48:41Yeah, what's that?
00:48:43I forget.
00:48:45But there's a word for it.
00:48:49It's not like you're ugly or anything.
00:48:53And not?
00:48:57Nope.
00:49:00But chicks who carry around rodents definitely kill their fuckfactor.
00:49:05Here's some advice.
00:49:07Leave the rat at home and you may get a date.
00:49:11And it better not shit in my closet.
00:49:13But you notice.
00:49:17What time is it?
00:49:20Twelve about two.
00:49:21Who cares?
00:49:23I can come out now.
00:49:33I guess I should probably go find out where everybody else is.
00:49:37Or we could bone.
00:49:40I'm gonna go get dressed.
00:49:43Can I wash?
00:49:47Smell like pee.
00:49:52Two more to go.
00:49:54You or me, Eve.
00:49:55I hope it's me.
00:49:58Who's first?
00:50:00Alright.
00:50:01Who hasn't dared yet?
00:50:05I have a dare for you.
00:50:08I bet you do.
00:50:15Hello?
00:50:17It's Liza.
00:50:18She wants to know where we are.
00:50:19Tell her to meet us at the Carby's on Lowheed.
00:50:22Why?
00:50:24Because I triple dog dare you to.
00:50:31So all I have to do is mug a penthouse.
00:50:34No problem.
00:50:36What are we waiting on Rat Girl or what?
00:50:42You never said there was security.
00:50:44Crime is a bitch.
00:50:46What are you trying to get me arrested?
00:50:48You can challenge me.
00:50:49I mean if you can't do it, just say it and I will.
00:50:52Her dad owns the storage apron.
00:51:01And by the way, porn's right behind the counter.
00:51:12I'll be there.
00:51:19Did dad call?
00:51:20No, loser.
00:51:21I told you he's not going to call.
00:51:23It's like 2 a.m. in Florida right now.
00:51:25Oh, the next time you decide to dare your friends to do shit,
00:51:29you get my closet out of it.
00:51:32Check you later, Liza.
00:51:34Later, Todd.
00:51:39Did you hook up with him?
00:51:43Slut up!
00:51:45What's going on?
00:51:47Okay.
00:51:48Fine.
00:51:49Let's do it.
00:51:52But I need this.
00:51:54Hey!
00:51:55Cut your bitch in.
00:51:56I'm the one who has to wear this pink nightmare.
00:52:00I'll try not to bark on it.
00:52:10If she gets arrested, my dad's a lawyer.
00:52:13He's really good, too.
00:52:14Shut up, Sarah.
00:52:16She'll be fine.
00:52:20Hey, kid.
00:52:22You can't ride that thing in here.
00:52:27Sorry, sir.
00:52:43Hey, man.
00:52:44Can I get a pack of extra lights?
00:52:45No, dear.
00:52:47Just one for one.
00:52:48Hey, just give me a little.
00:52:51Just one.
00:52:52That's great.
00:53:10What's she doing?
00:53:12She's about to get busted.
00:53:34Uh, you need some help finding something?
00:53:38Uh, no.
00:53:39I'm okay.
00:53:40Thanks.
00:53:51On second thought, do you have, uh, those, um, colored covered peanuts?
00:54:02There's peanuts in them.
00:54:04My dad used to eat them all the time, and I, uh...
00:54:06M&M's?
00:54:08Yes, M&M's.
00:54:09Do you have those?
00:54:19She blew up my dad's microwave!
00:54:27Hey, you!
00:54:28Get out of there!
00:54:33Get in the car!
00:54:34Get in the car!
00:54:36Get in the car!
00:54:36Be out!
00:54:40Hey!
00:54:41Go back here right now!
00:54:43Go back here right now!
00:54:48Stop, you little shit!
00:54:50I said, stop!
00:54:52Now!
00:54:52Now!
00:54:58Where is she?
00:55:04You little thief!
00:55:06Look out!
00:55:06Don't eat her!
00:55:10Damn!
00:55:31Oh my...
00:55:32That was the most bodak thing I've ever seen in my life!
00:55:36La-la-la-la-la-la!
00:55:38Oh, whose friend are you anyways?
00:55:40You blew up my dad's microwave?
00:55:42Now, where did you learn to do that?
00:55:44YouTube!
00:55:45And I couldn't just get something for Cecily, and I'd get something for everyone else!
00:55:51So...
00:55:52Good sleep!
00:55:54Good sleep!
00:55:54No way!
00:55:55I thought you might need this!
00:55:57Oh!
00:55:59And Nina!
00:56:00I don't mean to say anything bad about your hair, because we're cool!
00:56:05But, um, ever since the seizure thing, you might want to fix it!
00:56:12Thanks!
00:56:13Yes!
00:56:14And Sarah!
00:56:16What?
00:56:17What?
00:56:17I got for you!
00:56:19Oh my god!
00:56:21Now, these don't expire until 2010, so you might actually use one or two!
00:56:25Nah!
00:56:27And for the birthday girl...
00:56:30Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
00:56:34Wow!
00:56:37Who's the triple dog queen?
00:56:39Come on, come on!
00:56:40Give me some love!
00:56:41Yeah!
00:56:42Until you're busted by the security cam!
00:56:45Oh!
00:56:46And, uh, one for me!
00:56:50Oh!
00:56:51You are insane!
00:56:54Alright!
00:56:55One more dare of the evening!
00:56:57Ready for yours, Spaulding?
00:56:59Let's do it!
00:57:01Sarah, it's your turn!
00:57:02Yay!
00:57:03Okay!
00:57:04Drum roll, please!
00:57:08I triple dog dare you...
00:57:11to go to third base with Whisper tonight!
00:57:16You bitch!
00:57:18You love it!
00:57:27Hey, Mal!
00:57:28Can I ask you something?
00:57:30What?
00:57:31What's the whole deal of Stacy St. Claude?
00:57:33Shut your mouth!
00:57:34Kick the ball!
00:57:36No?
00:57:37Keep talking, Spaulding!
00:57:38See where it gets ya!
00:57:40I don't talk about Stacy St. Claude,
00:57:42and I don't talk about Sacred Heart!
00:57:44Get it?
00:57:45Take a lap, ladies!
00:57:47Move it!
00:57:48Shit!
00:57:48Thanks a lot!
00:57:50And, if you're so curious,
00:57:52why don't you ask Chapin?
00:57:53Two for you, Silvers!
00:58:01Good work, O'Donald!
00:58:03Good work, O'Donald!
00:58:07Ahhh!
00:58:18Good work,ķė staff!
00:58:20Yeah, thank you guys...
00:59:01How do I look?
00:59:03Sex-alicious.
00:59:04You don't think I'm trying too hard?
00:59:07No, just be cool.
00:59:08Most were like that.
00:59:10Um, Chapin, can I ask you something?
00:59:14Yeah?
00:59:15Do you know anything about Stacy St. Clair?
00:59:19Why would you ask me that?
00:59:21Why do you even care?
00:59:23Chillax.
00:59:24No, you chillax.
00:59:26And no, she was older than me.
00:59:29Well, Liza said...
00:59:30Who cares what Liza said?
00:59:32Well, she said you two got into a fight and then he pushed her off the bridge.
00:59:38Liza!
00:59:40Get over here.
00:59:45Chapin, just forget about it.
00:59:46No, I'm not going to forget about it.
00:59:48But I don't like it when people talk shit about me.
00:59:51The whole Stacy St. Clair thing?
00:59:53You weren't there, were you, Liza?
00:59:56Look, I...
00:59:56You weren't there.
00:59:58You don't know what happened, so stop fucking talking about it.
01:00:02And FYI, I didn't even know her, okay?
01:00:06All I know is that we were at a party.
01:00:12Stacy was depressed.
01:00:18And then she ran off.
01:00:21Just like that.
01:00:22Just like that.
01:00:23She wasn't still under seeing butterflies?
01:00:25Like, people who were depressed do crazy things.
01:00:33Maybe her mom hit her.
01:00:37Maybe her dog died.
01:00:43Maybe she was pregnant.
01:00:54Or maybe she was just a coked-out junkie who lost her wealth to live.
01:01:10I don't know.
01:01:11I didn't ask her.
01:01:13All I know is that she jumped, okay?
01:01:16Then why'd you get expelled?
01:01:17Because I was there.
01:01:19Just like that lesbian Aunt Mallory Silvers.
01:01:22That's not what I heard, Chapin.
01:01:24Okay, stop it.
01:01:25God!
01:01:26Cut the ass out, Chapin.
01:01:28It's my birthday party.
01:01:29You're gonna behave yourself.
01:01:31I'm haved.
01:01:32Good.
01:01:34Sometimes being around you is like babysitting a kid with ADD.
01:01:37Okay.
01:02:02Why is everyone looking at me?
01:02:04They're not looking at you.
01:02:05They're looking at me.
01:02:09Yo, Stefan, where's Whisper?
01:02:11Somewhere around.
01:02:13Get off me, quick, quick.
01:02:20It's all right.
01:02:21What is that?
01:02:22What?
01:02:24It's like that, huh?
01:02:26So, hey, uh, you're looking pretty good tonight, right?
01:02:31Uh, yeah, she's cute.
01:02:34Bangable cute?
01:02:36She looks good.
01:02:38Come on, I'm gonna show you something.
01:02:41Okay.
01:03:00That's so bitchin'.
01:03:04Do you want me to teach you?
01:03:06For reals?
01:03:08I taught my auntie.
01:03:10Sweet.
01:03:15I want to make a sweater.
01:03:20A pink one?
01:03:22I can rock pink.
01:03:25Right?
01:03:26Totes.
01:03:29Have a drink.
01:03:30Here.
01:03:44Yeah, girl.
01:03:59Nice fun, Bubbles.
01:04:05Just grab me one of those.
01:04:06Give me one, man.
01:04:08Hey, it's Rat Girl.
01:04:10Shut it down.
01:04:10What?
01:04:11Why?
01:04:11Any sex buddy or something?
01:04:16Hey.
01:04:24Is my brother mad when he found you?
01:04:28Nah, he got over it.
01:04:31Did Cecil really piss on Scout Coast you?
01:04:34Right on the welcome mat.
01:04:36Oh, but don't tell her I told you that.
01:04:38She's still, like, freaking out over it.
01:04:40Say, you're nervous?
01:04:43Yeah.
01:04:45And you're not gonna back out, are you?
01:04:48No.
01:04:49My dad loves my hair.
01:04:52Hey.
01:04:56See ya.
01:05:08What was your dare tonight?
01:05:10Not telling.
01:05:12Why not?
01:05:13Because you'll fuss at me like a little girl.
01:05:16I will not.
01:05:17Swear.
01:05:19I swear I won't fuss at you like a little girl.
01:05:23What was your big dare?
01:05:24Come on.
01:05:25I had to mug a penthouse from Carby's.
01:05:28And?
01:05:29Exactly.
01:05:31So I stole a bunch of shit and blew up a microwave.
01:05:36Why do you do shit like that?
01:05:39Especially after, um, you know.
01:05:44I don't know.
01:05:46Because?
01:05:50It's fun.
01:05:51And we were bored.
01:05:53And I have no intention of ever shaving my head.
01:05:59You'd still be hot.
01:06:07Where are you going?
01:06:15All right.
01:06:18All right.
01:06:41Hey.
01:06:42Oh.
01:06:43Hey.
01:06:46Right here.
01:06:51I mean, I know I get good grades.
01:06:55I know I'm Catholic.
01:06:56I know I'm conservative.
01:06:57But, damn it, I want to rage too sometimes, you know?
01:07:03Totally.
01:07:05Everybody should get naked and run around at least once in their lives.
01:07:09Fuck yeah.
01:07:11It was totally liberating.
01:07:14It should be a law.
01:07:16Hell yeah.
01:07:17I'd vote for it.
01:07:18Hell yeah.
01:07:19What are you guys talking about?
01:07:21Getting naked.
01:07:23Fuck yeah.
01:07:26Dude.
01:07:27We should knit naked.
01:07:31Okay, Sarah, let's go.
01:07:33Fuck no, I'm busy.
01:07:36Come on.
01:07:38Come on.
01:07:39I will bring her right back.
01:07:41Excuse us.
01:07:42Let's go.
01:07:44Let's go.
01:07:45Let's go.
01:07:47Let's go.
01:07:50Let's go.
01:07:57Let's go.
01:08:00Let's go.
01:08:00Let's go.
01:08:02Let's go.
01:08:03Let's go.
01:08:04Let's go.
01:08:05Let's go.
01:08:06Let's go.
01:08:06Let's go.
01:08:07Let's go.
01:08:07Let's go.
01:08:09Let's go.
01:08:10Let's go.
01:08:10Let's go.
01:08:11Let's go.
01:08:12It's time to wake
01:08:43I like your shirt
01:08:44So do I, that's why I bought it
01:08:55What was your dare tonight Eve?
01:09:00I'm working on it
01:09:13What's third base?
01:09:15Are you serious? You dared her?
01:09:18You told me to
01:09:19Oral, Sarah
01:09:21Third base is oral
01:09:24Oh, oral sex
01:09:51Well
01:09:53Maybe we should stop
01:09:55Come on
01:09:57You've been looking
01:09:58I'm a guy, I can't help it
01:10:00Then act like it
01:10:13Eve
01:10:15Look, I think you're cool
01:10:18But
01:10:18But?
01:10:23I've got my eye on somebody else
01:10:26Who?
01:10:29Your girl
01:10:32Chapin?
01:10:37Are you serious?
01:10:42Eve
01:10:43Look, you're cute
01:10:44I'm sorry
01:10:46Shut up
01:10:48You knew it
01:10:57Eve, wait!
01:11:01What's going on?
01:11:03I was just about to ask you the same thing
01:11:08So let up
01:11:12What?
01:11:18What the hell is your problem?
01:11:19I'm problem-free, Chapin
01:11:21Then why didn't you?
01:11:23I mean, she's cute, right?
01:11:25You were watching me?
01:11:27Of course, I was watching you
01:11:28It's the frickin' game
01:11:29Well, then you know exactly what my problem is
01:11:32Oh, that has nothing to do with it
01:11:34For God's sake, it's her birthday
01:11:35Come on, Chapin
01:11:37Hold up, hold up
01:11:38What's the matter with you?
01:11:40This is not how it was supposed to go
01:11:46No
01:11:47If I kiss you
01:11:49Then will you hook up with her?
01:11:51Are you serious?
01:11:53You heard me, will you?
01:12:09What the hell is the matter with you?
01:12:11It's a game, it's supposed to be fun
01:12:14She's my best friend and it's her 16th birthday
01:12:18Her dad hasn't called her and she's all upset about it
01:12:20She has this huge crush on you and now if you don't hook up with her, she has to get
01:12:24her head shaved
01:12:26Doesn't that sound messed up to you?
01:12:29Yeah
01:12:30It's supposed to be fun
01:12:32And then everything goes wrong
01:12:35You mean like Stacy?
01:12:38Don't talk about it
01:12:40I never should have even told you
01:12:42It wasn't your fault
01:12:44How do you know? You weren't even there
01:12:45It wasn't
01:12:47Stop talking about it
01:12:48Chapin, accidents happen all of the time and it's not your fault
01:12:51Shut up
01:12:52Shut up! Shut up!
01:12:52Shut up!
01:13:00So, you guys done with your game yet?
01:13:02And this is your business because?
01:13:04Well, did you ask Chapin about Stacy Sinclair?
01:13:06Yes
01:13:07She said she fell off a bridge
01:13:09Maybe she fell
01:13:11Maybe she was pushed
01:13:13Maybe she jumped
01:13:21Don't be mad Mal
01:13:24That's the game
01:13:25And I think it brings out your eyes
01:13:32Who's next?
01:13:35You
01:13:37Pick someone to dare you
01:13:40Then how about you, smartass?
01:13:42Make it good
01:13:43I'm getting bored
01:13:46Jump
01:13:46From?
01:13:48The bridge
01:13:52The jogger bridge
01:13:55I triple dog dare you to jump off the jogger bridge
01:13:59That's stupid
01:14:00So is your head, Baldy
01:14:02How much is in the pot?
01:14:04$2.80
01:14:05Well, you may as well just put it in my pocket now
01:14:08Let's go
01:14:11I should jump
01:14:12Maybe someone dared her to
01:14:13What is your problem, Mallory?
01:14:16What really happened to Stacy Sinclair?
01:14:18She jumped
01:14:20Yes, she did
01:14:21Because someone dared her to
01:14:24Is that true?
01:14:27Nothing bad was supposed to happen
01:14:29It was supposed to be fun
01:14:31Are you guys having fun?
01:14:33People jump off that bridge all the time and nothing happens
01:14:36There's a current idiot, but you weren't thinking about that
01:14:39You needed to be the center of attention
01:14:41So you triple dog dared Stacy Sinclair to do something you knew you couldn't
01:14:45I could've
01:14:46I don't think so
01:14:47You daring me, Mal?
01:14:49I wouldn't be that dumb
01:14:55Saban!
01:14:57You bitch
01:15:07Saban!
01:15:09Saban!
01:15:14Saban!
01:15:15Saban!
01:15:16Saban!
01:15:17Saban!
01:15:17Saban!
01:15:18Get your ass back here right now!
01:15:25David!
01:15:27David, don't you dare!
01:15:30Listen to me right now!
01:15:33David!
01:15:34David!
01:15:36David!
01:15:38Don't do it!
01:15:55David!
01:15:56Don't you jump!
01:15:57Don't jump, David!
01:16:03No!
01:16:04David!
01:16:13I don't see anything!
01:16:18Go down to the bend of the river!
01:16:25David!
01:16:26Oh my god!
01:16:52I don't see anything!
01:16:54Me neither!
01:16:57Chabin!
01:16:58Maybe she swam to the other side!
01:17:00You bitch!
01:17:01I didn't tell her to do it!
01:17:03What dumbass jumps off a bridge in the middle of the night, huh?
01:17:06What dumbass!
01:17:08She's crazy!
01:17:09She was there!
01:17:10She knew what would happen!
01:17:13What's that?
01:17:21Shit!
01:17:24I'm calling 911!
01:17:28She probably swam to the other side!
01:17:31Come on!
01:17:31Let's go!
01:17:32Chabin!
01:17:34Chabin!
01:17:36Chabin!
01:17:38Chabin!
01:17:40Chabin!
01:17:41Chabin!
01:17:41Chabin!
01:17:41Chabin!
01:17:43Maybe we should turn around!
01:17:47I thought the fun was just starting!
01:17:49Chabin!
01:17:51What?
01:17:52You two look like you've seen a ghost or something!
01:17:55You think that was funny?!
01:17:57Eve, stop! Eve!
01:17:58Eve, stop!
01:17:59I thought you were dead!
01:18:01I thought you were dead!
01:18:03Eve!
01:18:04Shut up!
01:18:05You moron!
01:18:06Look, if we're not cool anymore, I could just walk home, okay?
01:18:09Walk yourself home!
01:18:11Fine! I will, bitch!
01:18:14How could you be...
01:18:16so selfish?
01:18:17I just needed to see, cause it was my fault to fuck you for not understanding that!
01:18:28I should've done it!
01:18:33I should've just got my big mouth shut!
01:18:40I could've just got my big mouth shut!
01:18:41Like I was really, really rough!
01:18:47I couldn't help!
01:18:52I shouldn't have dared her.
01:18:58That wasn't your fault, Chapin.
01:19:00Yes, it was.
01:19:01No, it wasn't.
01:19:02I didn't know about the current.
01:19:06I just, I just didn't know.
01:19:11It was an accident, Chapin.
01:19:20God, I totally suck.
01:19:22Yeah, you kind of do.
01:19:28Are you okay?
01:19:32Yeah, I think I'll be alright.
01:19:37We should go find out where everybody else is.
01:19:57Oh my God, you're alive!
01:19:59You are like the dumbest person I've ever met in my life, seriously.
01:20:03Shut up, Cecily.
01:20:04You're not as perfect as you think you are, okay?
01:20:07Excuse me?
01:20:07You heard what I said.
01:20:09If you have a problem with Chapin, you can go home.
01:20:13Chapin!
01:20:14Chapin?
01:20:16I'm fine.
01:20:17I'm fine.
01:20:18Oh no.
01:20:19Police!
01:20:22Let's go.
01:20:29Come on.
01:20:43I think it kind of goes without saying, doesn't it?
01:20:45Chapin for sure.
01:20:47Excuse me, I peed on Scalco's stoop.
01:20:50Okay, he'll probably never speak to me again.
01:20:52After he kicks me out of school, that is.
01:20:54Can I vote for myself?
01:20:56No.
01:20:57No.
01:20:58Then I vote for Nina by default.
01:21:01Chapin.
01:21:06Chapin, you win.
01:21:08And for the record, my vote was for Sarah.
01:21:14Don't we have to shave Eve's head now?
01:21:18What?
01:21:18That's the game, right?
01:21:20I mean, I wanted to do pedicures.
01:21:21Screw your feet, Cecily.
01:21:24Did your dad call yet?
01:21:27You should just call him.
01:21:31You know what?
01:21:33I will.
01:21:43Hi, Dad.
01:21:44Dad.
01:21:47Yeah.
01:21:48I know it's late, but I was just calling because...
01:21:54Yeah, I know, but...
01:21:58I was just waiting for you to call because...
01:22:04Fine.
01:22:06I won't.
01:22:10Bye.
01:22:15Eve.
01:22:16Eve.
01:22:18He said never to call this late again.
01:22:24I need a minute.
01:22:32Help!
01:22:36Help!
01:22:36Help!
01:22:40Great.
01:22:41She flipped the fuck out.
01:22:47Eve.
01:22:49You alright?
01:22:51I just needed...
01:22:53to get that out.
01:23:02Let's do it.
01:23:04Let's do it.
01:23:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:23:05We don't have to.
01:23:06Yeah, I thought your dad loved your hair.
01:23:08That's the game, right?
01:23:10Friends stick.
01:23:12Dads don't.
01:23:16I want to.
01:23:18I want to.
01:23:18Let's do it.
01:23:21Let's do it.
01:23:21Tell you about one day.
01:23:24Try doing it.
01:23:27Picks.
01:23:29alternatives.
01:23:34I meant to be on the first...
01:23:36hey Garden,
01:23:44and then,
01:23:44send it away to the rest in theotion,
01:23:48It's not only a day,
01:23:49but I can do it.
01:23:50It's drinks.
01:23:50I'll be on the refrigerant next day.
01:23:51I didn't stop drinking Ä°Åburč.
01:24:21Why are you crying?
01:24:23It's really sad.
01:24:27But it's my hair.
01:24:30I'll leave you a hat.
01:24:40Hey, Eve.
01:24:42So what's your mom gonna say about your hair?
01:24:45I don't think you can speak when you're having a stroke.
01:24:49Yeah.
01:24:51I better get home.
01:24:53I can drop you off.
01:24:55I got wheels.
01:25:02Okay, well, I guess I'll just...
01:25:05Still friends?
01:25:08Always.
01:25:10BFF.
01:25:12And just so you know, nobody in their right mind would ever leave you behind.
01:25:22You smell that?
01:25:25What?
01:25:26Mm.
01:25:27Sniff again.
01:25:31Nostalgia.
01:25:33Mm-hmm.
01:25:36Happy birthday.
01:25:39Happy birthday.
01:25:51Mm-hmm.
01:25:53And we're going to try toŠµŃŃ T Association.
01:25:56Yeah.
01:26:26Don't you know that I know all of the reasons that you have got to go?
01:26:35And I've been trying to save you
01:26:42And I've been trying to change you
01:26:50But I can't take what you knew
01:26:57And step away
01:27:11In the dreams of a
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