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00:10Love my mind
00:18Straight up from my heart, you're my number one
00:22And hey, here's the part, I'm still having fun
00:26It's like you're the cloud underneath my feet
00:31And you're the reason that I breathe
00:34Love my mind
00:39Love my mind
00:43Love my mind
00:47And the way you're talking, baby, you're so cool
00:52I'll do anything for you
01:00You're my mind
01:03Yeah, the way you're talking, baby, you're so cool
01:09I'll do anything for you
01:21Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
01:25Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
01:29They say in heaven, love comes first
01:33Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
01:43Oh, Marcy, those look like real flowers
01:48I just can't believe you ladies have done all of this for me
01:53I feel so blessed
01:55It's what we do
01:56I don't know how it is at your other church
01:59But St. Augustine is really, it's really family
02:01I love that
02:02I really do
02:03Oh, my God, look at this
02:06Oh, my God, look at this
02:09Oh, my God, look at this
02:09Oh, my God, look at this
02:11And you're feeling with your stars above
02:14And you look me up
02:16You know where I'm from
02:18Ooh, baby, do you know that's worth?
02:23Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
02:26They say in heaven, love comes first
02:30Women, heaven is a place on earth
02:34Just stuff it all in, I'm late for work
02:44What is he doing here?
02:45Bodhi had jamboree
02:47Dad had to take him because I had to be here watching you do church lady drag
02:51I am in the goddamn choir, Margo
02:53I am a church lady
02:57Hello
02:59Hello
03:00A bridal shower, how lovely
03:02It was lovely, I understand you're coming to Vegas
03:04I won't get in your way, I'm there strictly as a Manny
03:07A Manny is a man-manny
03:09I know what a fucking Manny is
03:10Okay, sorry, I just learned the term
03:12I'm still bottle training Bodhi
03:13So it's the only way that I can make it work
03:15Since you don't want him at the wedding
03:16No, it's not just the wedding
03:18It's that we have an entire slate of adult activities planned
03:21And we'll be out of the way
03:23I would like to catch a glimpse of you in your dress
03:25But I'll be stealth about it
03:27That is inappropriate
03:29We are at the Lord's house
03:30You won't even know I'm there
03:34I will know you're there
03:36Okay, so Kenny is expecting us before lunch
03:38So I will pick you up bright and early
03:40Great, and Dad will follow with Bodhi
03:42Because you don't want to ride with a baby
03:44Okay, go on and stop with the Cheyenne hates babies bullshit
03:48I never said you hated babies
03:49Me and Bodhi are happy to follow you
03:51It's our own little caravan
03:57Bingo, bingo, bingo, bongo
03:59Vegas, here we come
04:09There'll be no streams to bind your head
04:13Not if my love can't bind your heart
04:16Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, be careful, be careful, Marcy's cake is back there, don't
04:19smush it
04:19I don't know why you're bringing that thing
04:20Kenny loves Marcy's cake
04:22Yeah, he wanted to include people from the church in our wedding as much as he possibly could
04:28Well, I mean, it all works out
04:30You love Vegas
04:31I love Vegas, even though I don't gamble
04:35Wait, you told Kenny that you don't gamble?
04:39He doesn't need to know
04:40So we're going to Vegas and you're not going to gamble
04:43Well, there's plenty to do in Vegas without gambling
04:45Uh, like what?
04:46Oh, um, like maybe get married
04:51Oh, God, for fuck's sake
04:53I don't need the attitude today
04:55I don't have an attitude
04:56I don't have an attitude
04:57Okay, here comes our part
05:01And if we're big drums of the night
05:06I won't be blinded by the light
05:12Just call me angel
05:15Of the morning angel
05:19Just touch your teeth before you leave me
05:24Don't leave it
05:26Just call me angel
05:28Marcy's death left Julia free for Tiberius to marry
05:33And all would have gone well with Olivia's plans
05:35Had there not been a dangerous outbreak of political unrest in Rome
05:39What's wild here, champ
05:41Is that Tiberius' first wife was Vipsania
05:44Daughter of Marcus Agrippa
05:46Who was married to Julia
05:48Tiberius' stepsister
05:49Making her also his stepmother-in-law
05:52It's like one big awesome pot of incestuous family gumbo
06:07Let's go to Vegas
06:26Let's go to Vegas
06:38Look at you
06:39Was it a good ride?
06:41Yes, but I missed you with all my bones
06:43Me too
06:46Hey, there he is
06:47Look, it's the Jinx
06:48Live and in person
06:51No, no, get over here
06:53Hi
06:55I promise I won't try any of my high school wrestling modes
06:58I swear this is the most you'll see is
07:01Kenneth, right?
07:02Ken-Kenny
07:04Uh, but, you know, people call me Kenny
07:06But it doesn't matter
07:10Hi, Margo
07:11Hi
07:12And look at this little guy
07:13Hi
07:14We really do appreciate you coming to help, Mr. Manny
07:17Yeah
07:18Yeah
07:18Dad's gonna take Bodhi to see every live animal in Vegas
07:22The flamingos, the shark reef
07:24Yeah, all right, let's check in
07:25I gotta feed them more
07:26Come on
07:27I said, like
07:28Hiding a child
07:30You are a barber
07:31And I'm sitting here dying
07:33I said, I got your children
07:37I'll hear what I call
07:38You wanna stay
07:40Can you see?
07:42Help me
07:43Help me
07:45Send me help before I die
07:48Any reservation under Hearn?
07:51Kenneth
07:52Yes
07:52Great
07:53We have you for two rooms this evening
07:55Yeah
07:55With a mini-fridge
07:57I put in a request for a mini-fridge
07:58Yes, there is a mini-fridge
08:00Okay
08:01Oh
08:01Tomorrow evening we have you booked for the king room
08:03With balcony and pool view
08:05You did not
08:06A poolside room?
08:08Pool view, but, yeah
08:09And you also have reserved an additional room for two nights
08:12And I just need a credit card
08:14Right, that's, uh, that's you all
08:16Oh, uh, the separate rooms
08:19Oh, yeah, we're not
08:20Yeah
08:20No, we're not sharing a room until our wedding night
08:24Visa, MasterCard, or AMA
08:26MasterCard
08:26No
08:27No, you don't have to
08:28One king or two queens?
08:30Uh, two queens, you fucking sicko
08:33Sorry, he's my dad
08:34He's just here to watch my baby while my mom gets married
08:37No need to explain
08:40Two queens
08:42I'm splitting the room with you
08:44I'm not letting you pay for all this
08:46It's fine
08:47It actually isn't
08:50I should probably pump before this magic show that Kenny is taking us to
08:55Which really should be amazing
08:58Oh, I'm sure it will be one of the most amazing moments in your young life
09:02We'll just go grab some ice
09:04Can we get snacks, too?
09:06Yeah
09:06We are about to go ape shit on a vending machine
09:09Ape shit
09:16A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance
09:20A group of crows is a murder
09:22A group of parrots is a pandemonium
09:32There are pigments called carotenoids in the algae that brine shrimp eat
09:36And since a flamingo eats those shrimp, its body metabolizes the pigments
09:42And that's how its feathers turn pink
09:54Flamingos are monogamous
09:55And mom and dad both help to build the nest and incubate the egg
10:04How about that?
10:06Let me get into my carpet bag of tricks, shall we?
10:09Okay, we got a cloak of invisibility
10:18Oh, no thanks
10:19Speaking of mistakes, where'd you get that dress, hon?
10:23Did you fall in a can of red paint, or what's going on?
10:25Where'd you buy that, Blooming Fails?
10:27Oh, ouch
10:29That was very good
10:32Ouch
10:35I am hearing that we have a couple who is getting married tomorrow
10:41And, ladies and gentlemen, what is more romantic than getting pulled on stage at a matinee magic show in Vegas?
10:48Okay, can you sign in?
10:51Can you sign in?
10:53Clap it up
10:55Clap for it up
10:56Clap for it up
10:57Clap for it up
10:59Jesse Torillo, you're coming on stage
11:06Kyle, if you wouldn't mind taking this seat of honor
11:08Kenny, flank the opposite flank
11:09Thank you so much
11:10All right
11:13Now, wait
11:14I just want to do the math here
11:16Because you are marrying that guy
11:20Mm-hmm
11:21Okay
11:22All right
11:23Well, it doesn't make sense to me, but hey
11:24Well, let me guess
11:27Huge bank account
11:28Oh, he's in the poor house
11:31Oh, well
11:31Let me guess again
11:33Huge
11:33Shoes eyes
11:36Well, no
11:37Looks like a
11:38Ladies five
11:39Sorry, Kenny
11:40All right, ladies and gentlemen
11:42Now, I have two absolutely identical handkerchiefs
11:46I am going to tie these in a knot
11:49Just like the knot that you guys are going to tie tomorrow
11:55Isn't that nice?
11:57And we want a strong knot, don't we?
12:00So we're going to test the strength of that knot
12:02Now, Cheyenne, I need you to put this next to your heart
12:06That's right
12:06Talk about cleavage, guys
12:08Kenny, if you can help me out
12:09I'm going to test the strength of the knot
12:11And thus, the strength of your marriage
12:14All right
12:15A one
12:16A two
12:17Three
12:19Abracadabra
12:21Wow
12:22Wow
12:23Wow
12:23Wow
12:24Ta-da
12:25Oh, brother
12:27Okay
12:29Thank you so much
12:30Thank you
12:31So, wait
12:31I've got a little thing
12:32Sitting out right here
12:33Whoops
12:33Oh, no
12:35That's not mine
12:36That's not mine
12:42I guess it's, uh, I guess it's the right size for that package
12:46I'm in Vegas
12:47My mom's getting married
12:49I may not survive
12:52Oh, bummer
12:52We bought a bubble machine
12:54Hurry, I'm back
12:55We'll get crazy
12:57Can't wait
13:05What?
13:06I have to cancel my mani pad
13:07Why?
13:09Kenny's in a bad place
13:11Right now
13:16He's upset about that perverse magic show
13:20And just realized that he forgot his tie for the ceremony
13:26I have to help him find a new one
13:29So
13:30I'll have bad nails on my wedding day
13:32Kenny can't find a tie by himself
13:35He's scared
13:36That he'll get where I don't like
13:42Mom
13:43Go get your manicure
13:45I'll find Kenny a tie
13:46Oh
13:47I got it
13:48I love you so much
13:51Kenny?
13:52Honey
13:53Can Margo help you find a tie?
13:55The two of you
13:56Can spend some quality time together
14:02That sounds really nice
14:05I mean, I
14:06I would like that
14:09Margo would too
14:10Wouldn't you?
14:12Yeah
14:12Of course
14:15Okay, I'll meet you in the lobby
14:16It's a date
14:17Hee-hoo!
14:28What about the shell-colored one?
14:30Yeah
14:31Right?
14:31Mm-hmm
14:32Or maybe not
14:33I just
14:33I don't know
14:34Honestly
14:35I just
14:37Okay
14:37Maybe we should just take a little break
14:39No, no
14:40I'm all right
14:41I'm all right
14:41It's just
14:42I just can't believe I made such a
14:44Tactical error
14:45As forgetting part of my wardrobe
14:48And I'm sorry, Margo
14:50About the magic show
14:52I didn't know that it was gonna be vulgar
14:56It was fine
14:57No
14:57No
14:58It was dirty
14:59Dirty, dirty
15:00You know
15:02It was
15:02I had some man
15:04A guy
15:05Just like degrading my future wife
15:08In front of an audience
15:09I was
15:09Kenny
15:10It wasn't fine
15:12She was okay with it
15:13I promise
15:14You're such an excellent daughter
15:18I see the way you are with your parents
15:21Both of them
15:24I was very close to my parents
15:26You know
15:28They were my best friends
15:30Devoted
15:31My life
15:33To that
15:33Concept of
15:35You know
15:36Being of service
15:37To
15:38Mom and Dad
15:39And then the church
15:41To the
15:43Exclusion of
15:44You know
15:46I was beginning to think
15:48I
15:49Missed out a little bit
15:50You know
15:50So many things
15:51That I was just never
15:53Gonna get to experience
15:55And then
15:56I
15:58Walked into
16:02Bloomingdale's
16:03To buy
16:04A polo shirt
16:07And my whole future
16:09Just
16:12Just cracked
16:13Cracked
16:14Cracked open
16:16You know
16:17I was loving her mother so much
16:19More than anything
16:22She changed my life
16:25I'm the luckiest
16:26Man in the world
16:28You know
16:32Hey
16:36This one
16:37She'll love it
16:40You think so?
16:42Pinky promise
16:46Okay
16:47Okay
16:48Let's get back to the hotel
16:49We gotta get ready for dinner
16:50Okay
16:51We found one
16:53Thank you Marco
16:54Thank you
17:32this is so elegant kenny yeah and you know what we're celebrating so as a matter of fact
17:40how about a round of pina coladas three pina coladas yeah three virgin pina coladas please
17:51thanks you gotta tell him or we'll all end up drunk hey i told margo i wanted to apologize for
17:59getting all bent out of shape about the magic show it's fine stereo you know i just i just felt
18:05like
18:06i could have been a better sport about the whole thing it's fine ground control to kenny wow
18:15you know it does occur to me margo that i'm not only marrying your mom i'm also marrying the family
18:26yeah yeah and i just want you to know that i'm going to be there for you
18:31i am a dependable male figure that you can count on
18:38that doesn't have a second family oh kenny honey no jinx is not a bad person you know it's he's
18:47here to help out right now well i know that i i'm sorry thank you so much wow this is
18:55amazing
18:55this drink is yummy yeah is that good work okay well maybe we should order anyway um
19:02yeah my bride-to-be will have um the scallops she'll love them i'm sure i will
19:09scallops and i will have
19:18i'm performing my evolution i got it
19:30you put those milk machines to good use in a tight titty top or something kenny's asleep and we're
19:37going out you too mr manny i have to watch bode we'll just sneak him in the bottom dollar
19:48the bottom dollar you don't say i'm pretty sure a baby can't go to a bar oh just wear my
19:55coat and
19:56hide the little dump lump in it i want a real deal bachelorette party and you will not deny me
20:13okay there you go shh be quiet
20:31oh get her as luck
20:37that's how it goes sometimes
20:41hey uh i just want to thank you for having me out tonight
20:46this is really fun yeah well i knew you'd be good for a wild night out
20:54you're really getting married hmm i really am yeah
21:02god damn i missed out
21:08a wedding night with you hmm yeah well i am spoken for sir
21:24you remember that bathroom
21:32it's the best seven minutes of my life
21:42you blew it
21:45i know
21:49you could have had me
21:52i wish i had but you blew it
21:57is that a fucking baby
22:00this isn't something i like normally do
22:02i got him i got him wait are you kidding me no it's okay it's okay
22:18you go ahead you two have fun
22:20it's okay it's okay it's okay i think it's okay i just i mean i just i mean stay in
22:48there
22:48yes
22:49enjoying a babyless pee yeah that bathroom is uh surprisingly comfortable it's roomy okay i got it
22:57you and dad banged in there margo what is the deal with you guys what this song because
23:07in the midnight hour she cried more more more with a rebel yell she cried more more more
23:18i love it when you sing oh god we won't after tomorrow what do you mean you've been practicing
23:24that duet for weeks oh i just it's just it's just you know i gotta i gotta really feel the
23:29music and
23:30you know like in my gut and i try and i i just don't feel anything with that song when
23:35i hear it
23:36when i try to sing it i just elvis oh my god let it be me it's just such an
23:43ass liquor of a song
23:46well maybe it's not the song what do you mean no you don't have to get married tomorrow if you
23:53don't want to kenny is a good man he's such a good man he's kind he's stable so kind so
24:00stable and he
24:01wants me by his side till the day he dies that no man has ever loved me like he does
24:09can't you
24:13even pretend to be happy for me
24:24mom i am so happy for you
24:28i'm happy for me too
24:35oh look what we have here cheers cheers
24:45i'd walk the world for you
24:51a thousand miles with you
24:57i'd sell my soul for you
25:03for money to burn for you
25:09i'll give you all
25:10i'll give you all and have no name
25:14jessie jessie jessie jessie jessie jessie
25:17to have you here like me
25:27oh
25:29oh
25:30oh yeah
26:04Okay, I'll have buffalo wings and the shrimp mac and cheese.
26:10I have my own order of buffalo wings, a bone in, and two taikos.
26:27So, something borrowed, it's Bodie's.
26:36I thought you could use it as a handkerchief during the ceremony.
26:40Does Susie make this?
26:46Something blue.
26:48Oh.
26:53You have to hide that.
26:56Okay.
26:57Something old.
27:00Okay.
27:03Do you remember that?
27:04No.
27:05It is from when we drove all the way to the Grand Canyon and we just looked at it and
27:10bought
27:11some Sour Patch Kids and then drove all the way back because I had school the next day.
27:16So, I kept this raw from that trip.
27:18I love this so much.
27:21I love you so much.
27:26Something new.
27:28What?
27:30Something old, something blue, something borrowed, something new.
27:37There's no new here.
27:38You forgot the new.
27:39Oh, shit.
27:40That's why they make it rhyme so people remember it.
27:43Oh, God.
27:43I'm such an idiot.
27:44Yeah.
27:45I mean, I didn't say it.
27:47Oh.
27:52Oh, you.
27:53Do something new.
27:59It's from the hotel's jewelry store.
28:01It's solid 14 carat.
28:03How did you even?
28:05Oh, my God.
28:05You can't afford this.
28:08Let me put it on.
28:09Oh, my gosh.
28:10I can't believe you did this.
28:12Of course I did.
28:14We're getting married.
28:16I don't deserve you.
28:18How did you turn out so well?
28:20Oh, my God.
28:21I was just such a terrible mother.
28:24What?
28:24You're the best mom in the whole world.
28:27No, no.
28:27I couldn't give you the life you deserved.
28:33What?
28:34Things you deserved.
28:35What are you talking about?
28:36Oh, for Christ's sake, you had to grow up with a mother who worked at Hooters.
28:39What?
28:40There's nothing wrong with working at Hooters.
28:42There's nothing wrong with doing what you have to do to take care of your child.
28:48I do OnlyFans.
28:51That's funny.
28:52That's funny.
28:52You're funny.
29:01I'm sorry.
29:03I'm...
29:07You're...
29:08You're doing...
29:09What?
29:10Is that pornography?
29:11No.
29:12It's not pornography.
29:13I'm not having sex on camera.
29:14Oh, my God.
29:15Margo.
29:15Oh, my God.
29:16No, it's basically just pictures of me in my underwear.
29:18No.
29:19No, no, no, no.
29:20I promise, Mom.
29:21Mom.
29:21No, baby, you can't do that.
29:22No, it's not what you think it is.
29:23You're quitting.
29:25Now.
29:26Okay?
29:26You're done.
29:28Just...
29:29Just get another job.
29:30Mom, I can't just go and just get another job.
29:33This is not a request.
29:33This is how I'm able to take your dad and Bodie.
29:35I mean, how the hell are you yelling at me about this?
29:38You think this is funny?
29:41You have destroyed your life.
29:44Forever.
29:52Mom.
29:53Stop.
29:56You're...
29:58You're a sex worker, Margo.
30:00No, I'm not having sex.
30:02You're selling it.
30:04This is about building a brand.
30:06No, no, no, no.
30:08This is about you giving people everything they need in order to decide that you are a piece
30:14of trash.
30:15That isn't worth shit.
30:18It is about losing the respect of every single person who would ever help your sorry ass.
30:25Even a little bit.
30:26God.
30:27Oh, quit.
30:28God, just stop.
30:30Does your father know about this?
30:32What?
30:32No.
30:33No.
30:34I don't...
30:35I don't...
30:35I just...
30:36I don't even know what to say.
30:38Maybe I wasn't the perfect mother, but I did not raise you to do filthy things like
30:43this.
30:43No, you raised me to be your friend because you don't have any.
30:57You have to come to the wedding tomorrow.
31:01Obviously, I can't tell Kenny about any of this.
31:03But we need to witness.
31:07I don't need...
31:10Mom.
31:12Mom.
31:17Mom.
31:21Mom.
31:24Mom.
31:26Mom.
31:28Mom.
31:30Mom.
31:32Mom.
31:34Mom.
31:36Woman.
31:38Mom.
31:39Go.
31:51Mom.
31:59Mom.
32:00Mom.
32:01Mom.
32:01I could never live without your love, but I lied.
32:31I could never live without your love, but I lied.
33:01I want you to stay around me, and so I beg you, let it be me.
33:15Don't take this heaven from one, if you must cling to someone, now and forever.
33:32Let it be me, each time we meet love, I find complete love.
33:48Without your sweet love, tell me, what would I be?
33:58So never leave me lonely, tell me you love me only, and that you'll always let it be me.
34:24Let it be me, each time we meet love.
34:27Let it be me, each time we meet love.
34:46Let it be me, each time we meet love.
34:51Let it be me, each time we meet love.
34:53Let it be me, each time we meet love.
34:55Without your sweet love, tell me, what would I be?
35:01Let it be me, each time we meet love.
35:04Let it be me, each time we meet love.
35:09Great!
35:11You did it!
35:13Cheers to Mrs. Hearn!
35:15Here you go, that was about the most beautiful ceremony in the history of forever.
35:20so. Amen. Yeah. All right. And I'd like to make a toast. Yeah. Kenny, your love for my mom
35:35is pure and deep, and it's a beautiful thing to witness.
35:50Mom, every good thing, every strength that I possess is because of the example that you
36:02set, not only by your words, sometimes, well, especially not your words, but
36:13because of you just being you. And for that, I'm truly grateful. So. Best wishes to the
36:29both of you. And I love you.
36:36I said a honk, a honk, a burn in love. Oh, and look, it's time for, it's a honk, a
36:41honk, a burn
36:41in love. Woo. Honk, a honk, a burn in love. I said a honk, a honk, a burn in love.
36:49Woo.
36:58Oh.
37:00Oh.
37:01Hey dad. Hey dad.
37:03Welcome back to my life.
37:09Ahem.
37:17Being on the road all those years, this was my favorite part.
37:21Room service?
37:23Room service.
37:36I peeked in today.
37:40She looked amazing.
37:43She did.
37:45And you looked amazing.
37:49I did.
37:53And Kenneth.
38:01Sweetheart.
38:05She still sees me as a kid.
38:08A baby with a baby.
38:10Well, she's a parent.
38:11That's my point.
38:12She'll never trust me to make my own decisions.
38:14You two battle all the time.
38:17And you always come out the other side loving each other more.
38:21You didn't ruin her big day.
38:25I ruined her so pretty.
38:28Say what now?
38:30Nothing.
38:31Maybe we should just leave tonight.
38:34I don't want to wake up in Vegas.
38:36Music to my ears.
38:37Why don't you go for a walk?
38:39Bodhi and I will pack up the car.
38:43Okay.
38:44I'm going to go soak my feet.
38:46I want to dig into something big.
38:49An art project.
38:50I'm just, I'm not sure what yet.
38:54You okay, baby?
38:57Side-eyed.
38:59Are you okay?
39:03Side-eyed.
39:05Side-eyed.
39:39There's my husband.
39:55What's wrong?
39:58I'm just so, so happy.
40:02Well, that's good.
40:04Happy is good.
40:28I'm sorry.
40:31The music's distracting.
40:37Oh.
40:39Okay.
41:06I just want to be here, in this room, with you.
41:33Wow.
41:34Wow.
41:52I hate it when deuce try to chase me.
41:57But I love it when you try to save me, cause I'm just a lady.
42:06I love it when we play 1950.
42:10It's so cold that you stay, it's about to kill me.
42:14I'm surprised when you kiss me.
42:22So tell me why my guys look like you.
42:29And tell me why it's wrong.
42:36So I'll keep on waiting for your love.
42:59I will keep on waiting for your love.
43:19I will keep on waiting for you.
43:51I will keep on waiting for your love.
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